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1	* Jeff jumps down from the trees and scares David. While Jeff ''was'' being a little creep, you can't help but find it hilarious.
2	-->'''Jeff:''' Gotcha! Gotcha! ''(runs off)''\
3	'''David:''' I'll kill you! ''(runs after him until he hears Bruiser bark)''
4	** A moment before David heard trees rustling and says, "Get back Jeff, I've got a gun!"
5	* The "[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic I Get Around]]" scene, Max and the Puckmarin dance rather well.
6	* What Max says to the "geeks".
7	--> "Try to make your directions clear, because we get lost easy."
8	* The explanation behind Max's crash: "You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?"
9	* David trying to hit a switch on the navigator seat and accidentally mashing down on the Puckmarin. Its "WTF!?" reaction says it all.
10	* When Max tells David the ship should perform a particular maneuver in order to escape the NASA goons.
11	--> '''David:''' Okay, let's do that. But if anyone asks, you're the one that did it, okay?
12	* "Take us twenty miles from here."
13	** [[LiteralMinded "Compliance!"]]
14	** Later:
15	---> '''Max:''' You requested this distance.
16	---> '''David:''' I didn't mean straight up, I meant along the ground!
17	---> '''Max:''' [[DullSurprise ...oh.]]
18	* "[[NarmCharm See ya later, Navigator!]]"
19	* Max and David's ''friendly'' banter after Max downloads the stored navigational data from [[NeuroVault David's brain.]]
20	--> '''David:''' You sound just like a human!
21	--> '''Max:''' [[MySkullRunnethOver No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!]]
22	--> '''David:''' Buttface!
23	--> '''Max:''' Scuz-bucket! ''Ha-ha!''
24	* Max picking on poor Big Al.
25	--> '''Max:''' Hey, Blimpo... too many Twinkies. Oink Oink!
26	* When Big Al sees Max and David pull into his shop, he stops dead in his tracks and stares. He doesn't move an inch or stop looking, not even when he hands David some change or some tourists check out the ship. Only when the duo take off again does he speak.
27	--> "He just wanted to phone home."
28	* The security guards in the spaceship hangar have to read an instruction manual on what to do in case of an intrusion.
29	* One of the alien creatures gets the NASA hat off of David's head. Then belches.
30	* The NASA goons at David's house gleefully watching ''Series/ThePriceIsRight''.[[note]] Namely, the short-lived evening version hosted by Tom Kennedy that provided Johnny Olson's final announcing gig before his death.[[/note]]
31	* David's reaction to RALF barging into his room: he tries to make him stop with the newfangled TV remote control.
32	* After Max takes the ship underwater.
33	-->'''David:''' ''(checking the window)'' Does this thing leak?\
34	'''Max:''' Navigator, I do not leak. You leak, remember?

Context Funny / FlightOfTheNavigator