1 | !!The novels |
2 | * For the interview, Kate had planned to ask Grey if he was gay, for no apparent reason. |
3 | * In ''Fifty Shades Darker'', Ana and Christian go to Jose's art show. To their surprise, several people recognize Ana and they soon find out why: [[StalkerShrine an entire wall is dedicated to photos of her]] (that she didn't know existed). Christian immediately purchases every picture. |
4 | ** This part is, by the way, blatant plagiarism of ''Film/BlueIsTheWarmestColor''. |
5 | * A lot of the writing in general is of [[{{Narm}} hilariously poor quality]]: |
6 | ** Any time the phrase [[PurpleProse "inner goddess"]] is uttered. Among the things it does is a "salsa merengue," and waving pom-poms like a cheerleader, and it is once said to be like someone who has had an ice-cream snatched from it. |
7 | ** There's also the line from ''Fifty Shades Darker'': "My inner goddess is doing a triple axel dismount from the uneven bars." "Triple axel" is a jump in figure skating. Dismounting the uneven bars is done in ''gymnastics''. |
8 | ** Every time the "subconscious" is mentioned. Interestingly, the "subconscious" isn't really her subconscious, because she's clearly aware what the subconscious is doing (such as wearing half-moon spectacles) which is fully conscious. |
9 | ** Every time Ana goes "Oh my!" or "Holy crap!" and wants to masturbate at the sight of Christian Grey. |
10 | ** Every time a foil packet (euphemism for condom) is mentioned during a sex scene. |
11 | ** Every time a euphemism for vulva is used, e.g. "my sex" or "down ''there''." |
12 | ** Every time a euphemism for penis is used, e.g. "incredible length". |
13 | ** "I would like to bite that lip." |
14 | ** Christian's explanation for why he does BDSM: "Because I'm [[TitleDrop fifty shades of]] fucked up, Ana!" You don't say, Chris. You don't say. |
15 | ** "Moving down, I push him into my mouth. He groans again. Ha! My inner goddess is thrilled. I can do this. I can fuck him with my mouth." |
16 | *** "My very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle." |
17 | ** "I'm a ho with dirty sex hair." |
18 | ** "His eyebrows widened in surprise." |
19 | ** Ana's mental response to the news that she just had "vanilla sex" with Grey: "I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top." |
20 | ** "He reaches between my legs and [[FetishRetardant pulls on the blue string]] – [[BigWhat what?!]] – [[FetishRetardant and gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet.]] [[SirSwearsalot Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez.]] And then [[IKEAErotica he’s inside me.]]" |
21 | ** In the beginning of the first novel, Ana is [[{{Squick}} using Grey's toothbrush on purpose, after she spent last night vomiting]]. It's supposed to convey her physical longing for him, but it comes off as disgusting rather than sexy/romantic. When she later tells him about it, for absolutely no reason at all, he's ''[[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter pleased]]'' by it. |
22 | --->'''Ana''': I feel so naughty. |
23 | ** The fact that the author obviously isn't familiar with the BDSM subculture. |
24 | ** There are quite a few fake quotes that people enjoy posting, just for that [[PoesLaw "but are you SURE this is fake?"]] feeling. This is one of the more notorious ones (it has ''fanart''!): |
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