The George Takei one is particularly amusing, since he shares a Catch Phrase with the narrator. The one with Morgan Freeman (sorta It's actually a voice imitator named Josh Robert Thompson) also includes some pretty hilarious commentary.
For the interview, Kate had planned to ask Grey if he was gay, for no apparent reason.
Any time the phrase "inner goddess" is uttered. Among the things it does is a "salsa merengue," and waving pom-poms like a cheerleader, and it is once said to be like someone who has had an ice-cream snatched from it.
There's also the line from Fifty Shades Darker: "My inner goddess is doing a triple axel dismount from the uneven bars." "Triple axel" is a spin in figure skating. Dismounting the uneven bars is done in gymnastics.
Every time the "subconscious" is mentioned. Interestingly, the "subconscious" isn't really her subconscious, because she's clearly aware what the subconscious is doing (such as wearing half-moon spectacles) which is fully conscious.
Every time Ana goes "Oh my!" or "Holy crap!" and wants to masturbate at the sight of Christian Grey.
Every time a foil packet (euphemism for condom) is mentioned during a sex scene.
Every time a euphemism for vagina is used, e.g. "my sex" or "down there."
Every time a euphemism for penis is used, e.g. "incredible length".
"I would like to bite that lip."
"Moving down, I push him into my mouth. He groans again. Ha! My inner goddess is thrilled. I can do this. I can fuck him with my mouth."
"My Christian Grey-flavored popsicle."
"I'm a ho with dirty sex hair."
Ana's mental response to the news that she just had "vanilla sex" with Grey: "I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top."