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1	!!For the Wrestler
2	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyzc5oGf9k0 This segment]] before Money in the Bank 2013.
3	-->''(The contestants are arguing over who's going to win, and Fandango comes in)''
4	-->'''Fandango:''' ''(is about to say his name, but gets cut off)''
5	-->'''Wrestling/CodyRhodes:''' Don't say it.
6	-->'''Fandango:''' Faa-
7	-->'''Wrestling/WadeBarrett:''' Don't.
8	-->'''Fandango:''' Faa-
9	-->'''[[Wrestling/JackSwagger Zeb]] [[Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli Colter]]:''' ''Don't'' say it.
10	-->'''Fandango:''' Faaaaaaan Daaaaa-
11	-->''(Barrett punches Fandango in the face, knocking him to the floor)''
12	-->'''Wrestling/JerryLawler''' (on commentary): Oh man!
13	-->''(everybody laughs)''
14	-->'''Wrestling/DamienSandow:''' ''(laughs)'' Well, I guess that solves ''that''.
15	-->'''Jerry Lawler''' (on commentary): Ow!
16	-->''(everybody continues laughing)''
17	-->'''Jerry Lawler''' (on commentary): ''(laughs)'' Oh man.
18	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10YocEr66A Johnny Curtis and Maxine ambush Matt Striker backstage on NXT]].
19	--> '''Maxine:''' "Why do you have chloroform?"
20	--> '''Curtis:''' "Why-- why ''don't'' I have chloroform?"
21	* His interview with Renee Young backstage on Main Event all delivered in a breathy whisper.
22	-->'''Renee:''' You just went out and disrupted Xavier Woods and his match, I wondering if I could get some insight.
23	-->'''Fandango:''' Sh, sh sh. Isabella, Xavier Woods was very clever on Smackdown, using the [[Wrestling/TheFunkadactyls Funkadoodles]] and getting the victory. Well I showed Xavier Woods that I had a little something up my sleeve.
24	-->'''Renee:''' Well, technically speaking you're not wearing sleeves, I
25	-->'''Fandango:''' Sh, sh, shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. I thought you were a decent lady. You're not even a real journalism.
26	* Fandango distracted Dolph Ziggler and caused him to lose by standing on the Announcer's table and dancing sexily.
27	* In something that also doubles as an Awesome Moment, Fandango and his tag partner, Tyler Breeze, took part in an autograph session at Wrestlemania Axxess as [[WebVideo/SouthpawRegionalWrestling Chett Chetterfield and Mr. Mackelroy]].
28	* The opening segment on the [=SmackDown=] Live before Money in the Bank 2017.
29	-->'''Fandango''': "[[Wrestling/TheUsos Usos]]. There's a major break in your case...it turns out your Day One is not so H."
30	-->'''Wrestling/TylerBreeze''': "If anything, your day one is G. G for..."
31	-->''(Breeze thinks while Fandango whispers to Breeze what the "G" stands for)''
32	-->'''Tyler Breeze''' "G for Gross!"
33	* The Fashion Files. DEAR GOD, the Fashion Files. Filled with in-jokes, references, and SitcomArchnemesis Wrestling/TheAscension, the segments are comedy gold. It got Breezango over ''amazingly'' , and can bring to mind the Don Muraco and Mr Fuji segments from the 80s.
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35	!!For the 1985 film

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