Line #13 Funny/EnterTheDragon


1	* As he's being briefed for the mission, Lee [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim asks why they haven't gone to Han with a .45 and killed him already]].
2	* Roper losing a bet against Lee and their talk after it.
3	--> '''Roper:''' I hope you don't spend all that money, I plan to win it back.
4	--> '''Lee:''' How?
5	--> '''Roper:''' You'll know after you lost it.
6	* In Roper's first fight in the tournament he lets himself take a few blows so he could hustle a referee in a bet.
7	** Also, it kind of looks like Williams takes his sweet time upping the stakes just so [[{{Troll}} Roper will have to get beaten up more]].
8	* Lee beats Parsons by showing him the art of [[ToWinWithoutFighting fighting without fighting]] [[spoiler: by sending him adrift on the lifeboat.]]
9	* William's remark after seeing Lee sneak around.
10	--> '''Williams:''' A human fly.
11	* Williams beats down [[PoliceBrutality racist cops]] and then steals their cop car.
12	** And turns on the siren as he drives away [[ItAmusedMe just because]].
13	* Roper spots the harem madam and starts drooling over her from afar. Beside him, Lee gets the greatest "Thinking with your dick" expression on his face. It becomes funnier when Roper [[spoiler: gets her anyway just by asking.]]
14	* Williams chooses '''four''' harem girls to sleep with, and apologizes to the other girls by saying that he's tired and needs to save his energy.
15	--> '''Tania:''' [[ServileSnarker Oh, of course Mr. Williams, you must conserve your strength.]]
16	* Lee throws a cobra into the security booth to scare away the evil henchmen and all while [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight he has a nonchalant look on his face]].
17	** Why he had the cobra to begin with: he had stumbled on the snake while it was cranky and ready to attack, so, rather than go somewhere else or kill it, he grabbed it and put it in a bag as if it was some random object he thought he could use later. ...and then he did.
18	*** Not to mention, he slaps the damn thing on the head a time or two to make sure it's pissed off before he tosses it in there. Then, after he's in the radio room trying to send the message, he gets a huffy look on his face and steps on it to keep it from attacking him, all the while acting like it's the most boring inconvenience in the world.
19	* The look of confusion on a henchman's face as Lee does the famous nunchuck demonstration. Realistically unimpressed, he grabs a long stick, charges at Lee while screaming, and promptly gets bopped in the bean.
20	* Williams to Han: "Man, you come right out of a comic book."
21	** BULLSHIT Mr. Han man!!!
22	* After finding evidence of Han's wrongdoings, Lee sends a telegram message so that Braithewaite can have the island stormed. After Lee is captured we have Braithewaite receive the message... With his breakfast, half an hour after it arrived, at which point he reams in his staff for not waking him up and give him the message ''immediately'', and calls for the colonel responsible for storming the island, except the colonel's staff doesn't want to disturb him while he's implied to be sleeping with a woman. [[TheCavalryArrivesLate Thus the reinforcements arrives after Han and his men have already been subdued]].

Context Funny / EnterTheDragon