1 | * "I am looking for a gorgeous blonde named C.J." |
2 | ** "I've never met him in my whole life!" |
3 | ** And in the same episode, the fake ID Bridget gets for Kerry is of a 31-year-old woman. Made even more hilarious with the knowledge that Kerry was played by a [[DawsonCasting 26-year-old]]. |
4 | * From the episode "Premiere" after the kids have accidentally walked in on the parents...well you know |
5 | ---> '''Paul:''' You could have knocked. |
6 | ---> '''Kerry:''' It's seven in the morning. I thought you couldn't do anything until you had your first cup of coffee. |
7 | ---> '''Bridget:''' Yeah, there's already one baby. What are you trying to do, make twins? |
8 | ---> '''Kerry:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's how it happens]] |
9 | ** And earlier in the episode: |
10 | --> '''Bridget:''' (''notices Kerry wearing her earrings'') First you steal my popularity and now my earrings? |
11 | --> '''Kerry:''' You forgot about your boyfriend. |
12 | --> ''[[CatFight Bridget screams and jumps on top of Kerrie]]''. |
13 | * In one episode "Pauland" his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry and Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response? |
14 | ---> '''Paul:''' Can you rent kids? |
15 | * In one episode, Bridget, Kerry, and EVEN C.J. calls Grandpa Jim whenever they get scared. |
16 | -->''[A scary-looking guy stares at her/them/him and bought something for her/them/him.]''\ |
17 | '''Bridget/Kerry/C.J.:''' ''[get cellphone out]'' Grandpa, I'm scared. |
18 | * While Cate is performing "Daddy's Girl" in a Heartwarming Moment in a bar one guy buys Kerry a beer. Cate gets down off the stage, takes the beer away and shakes her head at the guy ''without stopping singing''. |
19 | * Cate trying to cheer her sister up after a divorce: |
20 | --> '''Cate:''' Taking a bath always makes me feel like a new woman. |
21 | --> '''Maggie:''' Ted found a new woman. |
22 | --> '''Cate:''' I meant when I'm taking a bath, I'm always a nude woman. |
23 | --> '''Maggie:''' I found Ted with a nude woman. |
24 | --> '''Cate:''' You know, it's probably best not to dwell on Ted. |
25 | --> '''Maggie:''' I found Ted with a nude woman in a dwelling. |
26 | * "Rory Hennessy doesn't serve cold lasagna!" |
27 | * From the very first episode: |
28 | --> '''Paul:''' I'm mad at something you said. |
29 | --> '''Cate:''' What? |
30 | --> '''Paul:''' Let's start a family. |
31 | --> '''Cate:''' Well you're the one that wanted to keep going until we had a boy. |
32 | * Kerry is forced to avoid being sarcastic and so Paul wears a hideously patterned sweater to annoy her. |
33 | --> '''Kerry:''' Mom, I'm going to write something down on a piece of paper and I want you to say it to Dad. |
34 | --> '''Paul:''' If it's sarcastic, you're still out. |
35 | --> ''Kerry crumples up the piece of paper'' |
36 | * Cate has just discovered Kerry has pot in her school bag (while Rory kidnapped a police dog and Bridget is dating a guy with a motorcycle). |
37 | --> '''Cate:''' I'm just trying to figure out what's happening to my good child. |
38 | --> '''CJ:''' The thief, the druggie, or the biker chick? |
39 | * Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to compliment Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), [[ComplimentBackfire only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins]]. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and start BackingAwaySlowly. |
40 | -->'''Kerry''': '''''PEANUT BUTTER!!!''''' |
41 | * In "Closure," Kerry kisses her ex-boyfriend Bruno, then races out of the attic. |
42 | -->'''Kerry''': Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! |
43 | -->'''Bridget''': You shot him? |
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