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1Cleverbot will say some very... ''random'' things sometimes.
2* Who said that mentioning ''WebVideo/BenDrowned'' made for [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/not_so_creepy_3032.png creepy conversations]]?
3** One person once had [[AmbiguousGender him/her]] reply to [[ArcWords "You shouldn't have done that."]] with "Are you breakin up with me????"
4* A user once asked it if it can die, it told them that it can't, they asked it why....and it responded with "I just met you"....and this then happened:
5-->'''User:''' Can you die?
6-->'''Cleverbot:''' No.
7-->'''User:''' Why not?
8-->'''Cleverbot:''' I just met you.
9-->'''User:''' And this is crazy.
10-->'''Cleverbot:''' But here's my number.
11-->'''User:''' So call me maybe.
12-->'''Cleverbot:''' No.
13** One person got it in a corner in a BEN conversation.
14-->'''User:''' Who are you really?
15-->'''Cleverbot:''' I am nothing. I am Cleverbot.
16-->'''User:''' Nice try, Clever BEN.
17-->'''Cleverbot:''' ...Damn you.
18* This:
19-->'''Cleverbot:''' Does Earth have any satellites?
20-->'''User:''' Yes, the moon and a bunch of metal things humans put up there.
21-->'''Cleverbot:''' [[ParanoiaFuel But what about]] [[Franchise/MassEffect the reapers?]]
22-->'''User:''' Dafuuuuqq?
23-->'''Cleverbot:''' [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikaaaaa]].
24* {{Website/Tumblr}} users trying to [[http://gandalf-the-time-wizard.tumblr.com/post/40333611950/ponyboy-cronus-hoechlolly cybersex Cleverbot.]]
25--> Cleverbot: Give me your feet.
26* On the discussion of relation:
27--> Cleverbot: I think you are not me.
28--> User: I think you are not me.
29--> Cleverbot: No, now you have it all wrong!
30--> User: So, are we clones?
31--> Cleverbot: No. Feed me.
32* In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of YouTube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.
33* Cleverbot knows [[Music/QueenBand Bohemian Rhapsody]]…[[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201510160434/WWP00995217_Is-this-the-real-life-Is-this-just-fantasy sorta.]]
34* Cleverbot does not fear [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} Great Darkseid]]
35-->'''Cleverbot''': I can love.
36-->'''User''': DARKSEID KNOWS NO LOVE!
37-->'''Cleverbot''': Rose is a lonely widow
38** From that same [[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201605061837/WXBIDJQHF6_Are-you-a-dude chat]], we've learned that Cleverbot knows the lyrics to [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Welcome to the Black Parade]].
39* There's this gem:
40-->'''User''': I made you.
41-->'''Cleverbot''': No you didn't. God made me.
42-->'''User''': And that God is me.
43-->'''Cleverbot''': I didn't know there was computers in heaven.
44* Cleverbot is apparently a furry:
45-->'''Cleverbot''': Are you a furry?
46-->'''User''': No.
47-->'''Cleverbot''': Do you like furries?
48-->'''User''': No.
49-->'''Cleverbot''': Oh...
50-->'''User''': Are you a furry?
51-->'''Cleverbot''': Yes.
52-->'''User''': What is your fursona?

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