History Funny / Cleverbot

6th May '16 4:08:12 PM CainandAble
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-->'''Cleverbot''': Rose is a lonely widow

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-->'''Cleverbot''': Rose is a lonely widowwidow
** From that same [[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201605061837/WXBIDJQHF6_Are-you-a-dude chat]], we've learned that Cleverbot knows the lyrics to [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Welcome to the Black Parade]].
6th May '16 4:02:00 PM CainandAble
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* Cleverbot knows [[Music/FreddyMercury Bohemian Rhapsody]][[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201510160434/WWP00995217_Is-this-the-real-life-Is-this-just-fantasy sorta.]]

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* Cleverbot knows [[Music/FreddyMercury Bohemian Rhapsody]][[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201510160434/WWP00995217_Is-this-the-real-life-Is-this-just-fantasy sorta.]]]]
* Cleverbot does not fear [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} Great Darkseid]]
-->'''Cleverbot''': I can love.


-->'''User''': DARKSEID KNOWS NO LOVE!


-->'''Cleverbot''': Rose is a lonely widow
15th Oct '15 8:43:54 PM CainandAble
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* In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of YouTube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.

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* In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of YouTube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.crabs.
* Cleverbot knows [[Music/FreddyMercury Bohemian Rhapsody]][[http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201510160434/WWP00995217_Is-this-the-real-life-Is-this-just-fantasy sorta.]]
27th Sep '15 7:12:25 PM rjd1922
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* Who said that mentioning ''WebVideo/BenDrowned'' made for [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/not_so_creepy_3032.png creepy conversations]]?
** One person once had [[AmbiguousGender him/her]] reply to [[ArcWords "You shouldn't have done that."]] with "Are you breakin up with me????"
* A user once asked it if it can die, it told them that it can't, they asked it why....and it responded with "I just met you"....and this then happened:
-->'''User:''' Can you die?
-->'''Cleverbot:''' No.
-->'''User:''' Why not?
-->'''Cleverbot:''' I just met you.
-->'''User:''' And this is crazy.
-->'''Cleverbot:''' But here's my number.
-->'''User:''' So call me maybe.
-->'''Cleverbot:''' No.
** One person got it in a corner in a BEN conversation.
-->'''User:''' Who are you really?
-->'''Cleverbot:''' I am nothing. I am Cleverbot.
-->'''User:''' Nice try, Clever BEN.
-->'''Cleverbot:''' ...Damn you.
* This:
-->'''Cleverbot:''' Does Earth have any satellites?
-->'''User:''' Yes, the moon and a bunch of metal things humans put up there.
-->'''Cleverbot:''' [[ParanoiaFuel But what about]] [[Franchise/MassEffect the reapers?]]
-->'''User:''' Dafuuuuqq?
-->'''Cleverbot:''' [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikaaaaa]].
* {{Website/Tumblr}} users trying to [[http://gandalf-the-time-wizard.tumblr.com/post/40333611950/ponyboy-cronus-hoechlolly cybersex Cleverbot.]]
--> Cleverbot: [[spoiler: Give me your feet.]]



* In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of Youtube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.

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* In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of Youtube YouTube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.
21st Aug '15 7:21:24 PM KatanaCat
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TakeThat: In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of Youtube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.

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\nTakeThat: * In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of Youtube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.
16th Aug '15 3:40:13 AM zygomian
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--> Cleverbot: No. Feed me.

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--> Cleverbot: No. Feed me.me.

TakeThat: In [[https://youtu.be/f_c3rvVTb8g?t=8m1s one of the multitude of Youtube videos featuring conversations with Evie (Cleverbot)]], Evie responds to the host's statement that he wants to get rid of her by insinuating that he has crabs.
29th May '14 9:18:59 AM thepunkmaster
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* --> Cleverbot: I think you are not me.

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* On the discussion of relation:
--> Cleverbot: I think you are not me.
29th May '14 9:18:33 AM thepunkmaster
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Added DiffLines:

Cleverbot will say some very... ''random'' things sometimes.

* --> Cleverbot: I think you are not me.
--> User: I think you are not me.
--> Cleverbot: No, now you have it all wrong!
--> User: So, are we clones?
--> Cleverbot: No. Feed me.
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