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| 7 | [[folder:Episodes [=151-160=]]] |
| 8 | * [[https://youtu.be/pGx4kj42GTE Episode 151: Bright Spark!]] |
| 9 | ** Chugga starts the episode off with a {{pun}}. |
| 10 | --->'''Chugga:''' We helped Cole so that he may finish Vandham's play. Something we have wanted to see for... ''Aegis. (Pyra turns away)'' Oh... You're not really too receptive to those. Okay. |
| 11 | ** A ''literal'' HighTierScrappy is at play here. |
| 12 | --->'''Crossette:''' ''[[LeeroyJenkins Let those children go, you jerkfaces!!!]]''\ |
| 13 | '''Mythra:''' Crossette, wait!\ |
| 14 | '''Chugga:''' [[SlidingScaleOfGameplayAndStoryIntegration You know what you're dealing with, Mythra! She's almost as high as you on the tier list! She'll have this wrapped up before breakfast!]] |
| 15 | ** Well, at least Ignas aren't human. ...Still [[StealthPun predators]], though. |
| 16 | --->'''Chugga:''' And I dunno about you, but I'm worried. I don't want any [[PaedoHunt slimy strangers taking kids]] to their [[DoubleEntendre "Lud"]] Cloudway. |
| 17 | ** We've heard of [[MeditatingUnderAWaterfall cold waterfall meditation]], but this is ridiculous. |
| 18 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Perun activates Ice Mastery)'' I'm standing ''in'' this waterfall; [[TemptingFate I hope this is okay]]. ''(Rex is frozen alive)'' Uh... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[FauxHorrific YOU KILLED REX! HOW COULD YOU?!]] How coul- Oh! Oh, wha-wh-ah! ''Ahh!'' ''[[FromBadToWorse (Rex can't escape)]]'' Oh my god, [[IWasJustJoking I'm actually stuck]]! |
| 19 | ** If filling out your Affinity Chart won't get her attention, you might as well just [[AllLoveIsUnrequited give up on her outright]]. |
| 20 | --->'''Crossette:''' Pyra will ''have'' to notice me now!\ |
| 21 | '''Chugga:''' [[BrutalHonesty Sorry, she didn't.]] |
| 22 | ** Chugga's story of how LetsPlay/MasaeAnela, while trying to kill [[ThatOneBoss the Phantasms]] in the Spirit Crucible Elpys, ''[[OverworkedSleep fell asleep]]''. Better yet, because [[SpringtimeForHitler the Phantasms were physically unable to kill her]], she was stuck in an endless loop whilst she was asleep. |
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| 24 | * [[https://youtu.be/dD8QnotW_iE Episode 152: The Lone Watchman]] |
| 25 | ** Chugga's absolutely ''genius'' way of describing the Ardainian military. |
| 26 | --->'''[[MemeticMutation THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME]]'''\ |
| 27 | '''BOTTOM TEXT''' |
| 28 | ** Once Erde Kaiser returns, Chugga's got some pretty good quips for its members. |
| 29 | *** First, there's T-elos... |
| 30 | ---->'''T-elos:''' Don't forget to thank me!\ |
| 31 | '''Chugga:''' [[MemeticMutation Don't forget me!]] |
| 32 | *** ...and then, there's Dagas. |
| 33 | ---->'''Dagas:''' [[HaughtyHelp You're lucky to have me!]]\ |
| 34 | '''Chugga:''' [[AggressiveSubmissive ...Yes, daddy.]] |
| 35 | ** Millod is no one's messenger boy. He's a delivery boy. |
| 36 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Uh, pick number three, Millod!]] |
| 37 | ** Chugga's caption for the titular sidequest. |
| 38 | --->◇ ''The Lone Watchman [DLC]'' |
| 39 | ---->''Isn't this [[Film/TheLoneRanger2013 two]] [[Film/{{Watchmen}} movies]] combined into one?'' |
| 40 | ** All it takes is Chugga and Mòrag sharing a brain cell, and only ''then'' do [[DeadpanSnarker things start making sense]]. |
| 41 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[BrutalHonesty Allow me to explain]] what a freaking ''idiot'' you are. |
| 42 | ** Chugga shows off a feature that almost no ''Xenoblade Chronicles 2'' players were aware about. ''[[GrindBoots ...Rail grinding.]]'' Only to then promptly [[EpicFail fail]] jumping onto an alcove, accompanied by [[VideoGame/MarioParty a picture]] of VideoGame/{{Wario}} and the word [[RunningGag "MISS!"]] |
| 43 | ** Chugga, just because you praised the fact that your ViewersAreGeniuses back in the Spirit Crucible Elpys, you shouldn't just assume ''all'' of them are. |
| 44 | --->'''KOS-MOS:''' Analyzing data. ...C-Grade item detected. [[BrokenRecord Analyzing data]]. ...[[ImmediateSelfContradiction A-Grade item]] detected. That is very thoughtful, master.\ |
| 45 | '''Chugga:''' So, it's [[LampshadeHanging a C-Grade item and an A-Grade item]]. Does that mean that this thing emits [[ETGaveUsWiFi 802.11ac]]? ...People in the future will not get that joke. [[SelfDeprecation Heck, people in the present probably won't.]] |
| 46 | ** All it takes is KOS-MOS on a Level 79 Zeke for Chugga to defeat ''[[BossInMookClothing a Level 91 Deimos Sauros]]''. |
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| 48 | * [[https://youtu.be/dTEvO52H604 Episode 153: Farewell, Good Friend]] |
| 49 | ** [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath Uh, no, wait! It]] ''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath was]]'' [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath Corinne you said was dirty! Not your]] [[ShipTease ship!]] |
| 50 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[RunningGag WHAT]]'' is worse than insulting [[YourMom yer mother]]?! ...Insulting your [[PerverseSexualLust Special Inquisitor]], of course! |
| 51 | ** If there was ever an UnusuallyUninterestingSight, it's here. |
| 52 | --->'''Tora:''' ''(Artifices are blasting Alrest)'' [[DissonantSerenity View here pretty amazing...]]\ |
| 53 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Uh... Tora, I had no idea [[DeadpanSnarker you were so into genocide]]. ''(two damaged Artifices crash land)'' Oh my god, there were two that were just burning down! ''(laughs; a whole swarm of Artifices come falling down)'' Oh my go- They're all raining down on Alrest! ''[[WhatTheHellHero Tora!]]''\ |
| 54 | '''Dromarch:''' I would never have dreamed a day would come when I could gaze down upon all of Alrest...\ |
| 55 | '''Chugga:''' Uh... You [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry folks]] are [[CrossesTheLineTwice into some weird stuff]]- [[VerbalBackspace D'Okay, no!]] |
| 56 | |
| 57 | * [[https://youtu.be/2hfC1U57j0k Episode 154: Bana's Revenge]] |
| 58 | ** To think that Rex's money shipments to Leftheria being illegally confiscated would be done by [[{{Irony}} the person who initially hired him]]. |
| 59 | --->'''Niranira:''' And after further investigate, me notice on days of money transfer... Always undocumented ship passing through Argentum! Niranira very thorough Nopon. Managed to track down pilot of ship. Even obtained confession that ship transporting cash to Leftheria!\ |
| 60 | '''Chugga:''' ''(wheezes)'' So, ''that's'' why all that money was getting skimmed off the top! [[ItWasWithYouAllAlong It was Bana all along!]] |
| 61 | ** Absolutely ''no'' time is wasted explaining Dagas' Heart-to-Heart options. Just the way he likes it. |
| 62 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Yeah, you can straight-up tell him to get lost!]] |
| 63 | ** [[DeadpanSnarker At least he has his priorities straight. Family before government.]] |
| 64 | --->'''Chugga:''' Dagas, you can unleash the hounds, [[TheMasochismTango have them bite me in the crotch, all while crushing my head underneath your boot]], but when ''you'' say that the Leftherian Archipelago is ''not'' a magnificent sight, ''[[BerserkButton that is when you have crossed the line]]''! |
| 65 | ** Either you tell the leader to go fall in a ditch, [[RhymesOnADime or you just become his bitch]]. |
| 66 | --->'''Chugga:''' From there, it plays out exactly the same! It doesn't matter what you answer, the conversation goes in the exact same way. It's just... Dagas likes you ''slightly'' more for not telling him to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off]]! |
| 67 | ** Well, it's certainly ''one'' way to get [[WebAnimation/RWBYChibi that funny, tingly feeling in the back of your neck]]. |
| 68 | --->'''Chugga:''' This reminds me of some ASMR that somebody sent me on Twitter the other day. Here, watch. ''[[BaitAndSwitch (Zenobia's Affinity Chart fills out in one fell swoop)]]'' |
| 69 | ** Next, he's gonna say that Indol is Alderaan. |
| 70 | --->'''Chugga:''' So, with T-elos around. Uh, I guess to kinda explain who she is, uh, while we're on our way, uh, she is a guest character from ''VideoGame/XenoSaga'', as I've mentioned before. I like to call her the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett Boba Fett]] of the ''Xeno'' series. Where, she's just kind of, like, a minor villain who wasn't really intended to be anybody special, she kinda leaves unceremoniously, um... the creator didn't really foresee [[EnsembleDarkHorse how popular she was going to become]]; she's kind of a [[EvilCounterpart dark KOS-MOS]], is kind of how I would describe her, and, yeah. She's just very briefly in there, but because she's such a cool character that the fans liked, they keep demanding her to come back, [[BreakoutCharacter so they've essentially... retconned her back into things, even though her role was already fulfilled]], and just make her a guest character in literally everything and in extended universe stuff. She's Boba Fett! |
| 71 | ** Apparently, UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud was secretly a researcher of cultural diversity studies. |
| 72 | --->'''Chugga:''' That is U-...TENERITAS? [[FreudianSlip I'll have five next Mexican restaurant I go to.]]\ |
| 73 | '''FlavorText:''' ''[[SelfDeprecation Sorry for my Mexican heritage!]]'' ''T-elos says it right later on.'' |
| 74 | ** Niranira may have said clean as a whistle, but Bana is really as clean as a swamp. |
| 75 | --->'''Chugga:''' I also like how they try to humanize Bana by... saying that he was just trying to make his parents happy and proud of him, and then you find out, nope! [[GenerationXerox His parents are awful people, too!]] |
| 76 | |
| 77 | * [[https://youtu.be/vU9yTMgBf98 Episode 155: Girl Power-Off]] |
| 78 | ** Shellhead's country just ain't worth the snow it's built upon. |
| 79 | --->'''Chugga:''' So, ''where'' in Tantal did I decide to go after checking out my Blades? ''[[TakeAThirdOption Gormott!]]'' |
| 80 | ** This' gotta be rhetorical, since [[HypocriticalHumor you were one of them]], Chugga. |
| 81 | --->'''Chugga:''' Ahh, [[GameBreaker Love Sources]] are amazing! How did the primitive humans of 2017 survive without them?! |
| 82 | ** Man, [[BrickJoke Brick Joking]] all the way back to [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra Episode 24]]. ArmedWithCanon much? |
| 83 | --->'''Chugga:''' I also wanna point out in the Blade Album while we're on the note of Kora, ''[[Characters/TheLegendOfKorraAvatarKorra Kora]]'' ''and'' ''[[Characters/TheLegendOfKorraAsamiSato Azami]]'' ''are right next to each other inside of the log! Ahahaaa!'' ''[[ShipperOnDeck It's canon! IT'S CANON!]]'' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' We ship Korrasami in this house! |
| 84 | ** If you're gonna do a conga line, have the [[StealthPun caboose]] make the payoff worth it. |
| 85 | --->'''Vale:''' Uh-huh...\ |
| 86 | '''Praxis:''' Oh, yeah, right!\ |
| 87 | '''Kora:''' Right, yeah, okay.\ |
| 88 | '''Mythra:''' And so, thanks to the beautiful Mythra, the tale continues.\ |
| 89 | '''Sheba:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Alright! Let us turn this farce into a three-act comedy!]]\ |
| 90 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[LaughingMad (dies of laughter)]]'' |
| 91 | ** If you thought sweets like Kora's Blossom Custard were [[StealthPun rich]], [[IronicEcho get a load of this]]. |
| 92 | --->'''Mythra:''' Kora. Don't you think going crazy over sweet things is a bit, well... ''[[VoiceOfTheLegion (deep bass boost)]]'' '''''BASIC?''''' |
| 93 | ** At this rate, Kora will think she's the textbook definition of "girly". |
| 94 | --->'''Kora:''' Hey, wait a sec... Are you sure we should ask [[GenkiGirl Praxis]]? I mean, maybe we should ask someone who's a bit more girly.\ |
| 95 | '''Chugga:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ...Do you even]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe know]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe her?]] |
| 96 | ** What must [[AndIMustScream Pyra]] be thinking of all of this? |
| 97 | --->'''Chugga:''' I like how the lyrics to the background music are, "Will this suffering ever come to an end one day?" |
| 98 | |
| 99 | * [[https://youtu.be/tHOaUlqWUgs Episode 156: Most Awful News?!]] |
| 100 | ** Chugga's intro gets interrupted by Mòrag and Nia jumping onto a table. |
| 101 | ** If only Mòrag never took off her hat so there could be WildMassGuessing about her having tall blue hair underneath. |
| 102 | --->'''Finch:''' But I remember it was something about Marge! I definitely maybe heard her name.\ |
| 103 | '''Mòrag:''' ''([[Creator/JulieKavner raspy voice]])'' Mòrag. My name is Mòrag. How many times do we have to go over this, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homey]]? |
| 104 | ** It's only a matter of time before being a DeadpanSnarker builds into pent-up rage. |
| 105 | --->◇ ''Most Awful News?! [DLC]'' |
| 106 | ---->''The worst news is having to use [[LowTierLetdown Finch]] again!'' |
| 107 | ** Chugga's not even ''trying'' to be subtle about [[DarkActionGirl his type]] anymore. |
| 108 | --->'''T-elos:''' [[BadassBoast Don't get cocky just 'cause I'm around.]]\ |
| 109 | '''Chugga:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Are you hitting on me?]] |
| 110 | ** If there was ever a perfect description for a quest... |
| 111 | --->'''Eulogimenos:''' You are the only ones who can end this. The future of Alrest lies with you...\ |
| 112 | '''Chugga:''' [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer And we're just derping around, seeing you eating Embercakes in the morning!]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I guess you might as well [[CrossesTheLineTwice do what makes you happy while the world's ending]], right? |
| 113 | |
| 114 | * [[https://youtu.be/6zaT0c3huGA Episode 157: Merclibay's Mightiest]] |
| 115 | ** All Rex needs is a [[Manga/OnePiece Gum-Gum Fruit]], and [[AllLoveIsUnrequited everything he's done]] would make ''so'' [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} much more sense]]. |
| 116 | --->'''Chugga:''' It's ''so'' sad to me to think that if Rex returned Nia's feelings, they would've gone ''back'' to Leftheria to live their happily-ever-after, and she could've eaten ''all'' her favorite food that she could ever want; it even has the two hearts next to it, so she ''especially'' loves it! ''(sigh)'' Rex... ''Rex...'' |
| 117 | *** Even when addressing the common argument that Rex was [[ObfuscatingStupidity letting Nia down gently]], Chugga ''still'' doesn't buy it. |
| 118 | ---->'''Chugga:''' He's, like, ''15''! I wasn't thinking about that when I was 15! I was... wondering what was under Double D's hat on ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''! I wasn't thinking about that! |
| 119 | ** Chugga's got some competition in the ThatCameOutWrong department. |
| 120 | --->'''Caephon:''' Uh, well... She definitely could... [[DoubleEntendre handle herself…adorably…]]?\ |
| 121 | '''Chugga:''' '''[[ScreamingAtSquick SHE'S, LIKE,]]''' '''''[[ScreamingAtSquick 12,]]''''' '''[[ScreamingAtSquick DUDE!]]''' |
| 122 | *** ...And then he goes and [[OpenMouthInsertFoot sticks his foot in his mouth]]. |
| 123 | ---->◇ ''Merclibay’s Mightiest [DLC]'' |
| 124 | ----->''Just look at the [[AmazonianBeauty biceps]] on [[NotHelpingYourCase Electra]]!'' |
| 125 | ** There's only one Zekenator; of ''course'' he's ShapedLikeItself. |
| 126 | --->'''Zeke:''' Hogging the glory, eh?\ |
| 127 | '''Rex:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Yeah, you do that, Zeke!]]\ |
| 128 | '''Chugga:''' ''(laughs)'' Good one, Rex! You guys have got good chemistry going on, I'll tell ya' that! ...And I mean that in a completely platonic way, because [[NoYay that would be weird if I didn't]]! |
| 129 | ** And here, it seemed like Adenine's findings in the World Tree were the biggest pieces of lost media. |
| 130 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[Music/TheMostMysteriousSongOnTheInternet Like the wind, you can run!]]'' |
| 131 | ** ...Well, ''that'' would've been a monster that Zenobia would've loved to take down. |
| 132 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(after Zenobia's Level 3 Special kills Pelagic Vincent) YEAAAAAH!'' I did not [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 pay the price]] [[ThatOneBoss for my insolence]]! |
| 133 | ** It's like they say. An UnsatisfiableCustomer is your biggest adversary. |
| 134 | --->'''Chugga:''' Zenobia can have it taken care of in... 20 minutes or less! [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree Or it's free!]] |
| 135 | ** Well, it's an... ''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} interesting]]'' {{fanon}}. |
| 136 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[Music/OZone Pneuma Pneuma-i ay!]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' That's what she says before she kills you; it's the last memory you will ever have. [[SelfDeprecation ...I'm sad, right?]] |
| 137 | ** Chugga's reaction to [[ThatOneSidequest Ursula's]] Affinity Chart being filled out. |
| 138 | --->'''Ursula:''' I'm confident in my patience!\ |
| 139 | '''Chugga:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting IIIT'S DOOOOOOOOOONE!!!]]''''' |
| 140 | |
| 141 | * [[https://youtu.be/UdeE2xJ05H4 Episode 158: Hot Spring Bonanza]] |
| 142 | ** Chugga ''already'' knew what [[DistractedByTheSexy people were thinking]] with the title of the episode. |
| 143 | --->'''Description:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Would you believe this quest isn't about looking at women at all?]] |
| 144 | ** First things first, where's Sheba? [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe She's got a water nymph poking out.]] |
| 145 | --->'''Chugga:''' So, why am I standing [[LampshadeHanging in Torigoth with Poppibuster]] in the rain? [[TrollingCreator Well, it's because I like mix-and-matching topics!]] |
| 146 | ** For a while, it seemed like Nia would never catch up in the leveling department. ...Not anymore. |
| 147 | --->'''Chugga:''' Wait, w-... Nia can get Level- How come ''you'' can get Level 99- ''({{beat}}; coyly)'' Because she's best girl. That's all there is to it. |
| 148 | ** As if Finch's nicknames for Mòrag weren't embarrassing enough. |
| 149 | --->'''Chugga:''' There's blood strewed about all over the ground; kinda messed up! I'm sure ''someone'' out there's [[NightmareFetishist liking it]]. Uh, Mòrag is gyrating all over the place at me saying these words. [[BloodKnight I had no idea such things made your mouth water, Morrie.]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Never calling you that again.]] |
| 150 | ** Chugga referring to Immovable Gonzales as "[[VideoGame/BookOfMarioThousandsOfDoors Gunsales]]". |
| 151 | ** It's the key to all {{glurge}}. You take something as savory as noodle soup, and you add the [[ThatOneSidequest grossest ingredients possible]]. |
| 152 | --->'''Gachagacha:''' Third prize is voucher for Argentum Noodle Soup! SecondPrize is ticket for tour of factory in Mor Ardain!\ |
| 153 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[BerserkButton (retches)]]'' Get that trash outta here! That should be ''fifth'' prize! |
| 154 | ** Scamming? Not worth decapitating. We save that for [[DisproportionateRetribution rigged lottery systems]]. |
| 155 | --->'''Sheba:''' We will be having our prize, or else we will be having your head. Which one will it be?\ |
| 156 | '''Chugga:''' [[HeroicComedicSociopath She'll sever it with the heel of her boot.]] |
| 157 | ** Because the factory in Mor Ardain just ''wasn't'' enough {{squick}}. |
| 158 | --->'''Chugga:''' Also, uh, look in that tub. I just want you to know that that bathtub is naturally a part of her body, given it was there upon her awakening. Uh, so, that tub water ain't tub water? That's some form of fluid that she secretes. What's the bathtub, you ask? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ...Calcium!]] |
| 159 | *** And just to further add to the NauseaFuel... |
| 160 | ---->'''Chugga:''' Does that- Is that naturally-secreted fluid warm, naturally? Or does the tub get cold? [[MortonsFork Uh, either answer sounds equally disturbing.]] |
| 161 | ** ...Are Nopon even ''allowed'' in [[Manga/MyHeroAcademia U.A. High School]]? |
| 162 | --->◇ ''Search for Tekuteku [DLC]'' |
| 163 | ---->''[[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaClass1B Tekuteku Tekuteku]]! His quirk? [[MadeOfIron Steel!]]'' |
| 164 | ** Just one sentence, and you've already set your standards. |
| 165 | --->'''Sarrac:''' [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Oh bother.]] Bother, bother, bother... I gotta do this. There's people counting on me. I gotta go in. ...But if I go in I'll die for sure. [[PrecisionFStrike Damn...]]\ |
| 166 | '''Chugga:''' [[FauxHorrific Winnie-the-Pooh is not allowed to say "damn"!]] |
| 167 | *** It also doesn't matter if he can't make a {{Pun}} in the moment; [[{{Determinator}} he still does it in post]]. |
| 168 | ---->'''Sarrac:''' ...Sorry, what I meant is, I'm screwed.\ |
| 169 | '''FlavorText:''' ''Winnie the Screwed, am I right?'' |
| 170 | ** As soon as Chugga loses to the Svarm Appix, he's sent from the Geothermal Mining Plant... all the way to [[FromBadToWorse the Beraf Industry Ward]]. |
| 171 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] You respawned me ''here''?! |
| 172 | ** The absolutely miserable time Chugga has against the Glaring Aspar. |
| 173 | ** Chugga goes to seek out a Skill Check, and what does he do to pass the time? ...Sing Mor Ardain's night theme [[FastForwardGag sped up]], while Nia and Sheba are jumping about like headless ducks. |
| 174 | ** Good thing the entoura- ...er, ''[[LostInTranslation harem]]'' got [[CensoredForComedy Mike]] [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Wazowski'd]]. |
| 175 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[LaughingMad (laughing his lungs out)]]'' The goat's ''ass'' is saying, ''(country accent)'' "Lady Mòrag, I've heard of this place. The water here will do wonders for your skin, belie-e-e-eve me." |
| 176 | *** The best part is, he doesn't even realize it was an intentional [[CensoredForComedy gag censor]] until near the end of the cutscene. |
| 177 | |
| 178 | * [[https://youtu.be/bJgWoSiRwvc Episode 159: Lost Kingdom]] |
| 179 | ** Something says that Dagas sees this as the vernacular of peasantry... |
| 180 | --->'''Chugga:''' S'up, [[TotallyRadical mah main poggers]]? I'm speaking [[BlatantLies the language of kings]]! |
| 181 | ** [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Dost thou even listen to hearsay of royalty, knave?]] |
| 182 | --->'''Dagas:''' As you know, I was once the ruler of a nation.\ |
| 183 | '''Chugga:''' Sorry, man. All I can focus on is [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny the grind rail in the background]] and how amazed people were about that being a thing. |
| 184 | ** This really puts Rex's lack of intuition into perspective. |
| 185 | --->'''Mòrag:''' Come now, Rex... Are you not even familiar with the history of your own homeland?\ |
| 186 | '''Rex:''' D-don't look at ''me'' like that!\ |
| 187 | '''Chugga:''' Yeah, Mòrag! We only built our first school... like, last ''week''! |
| 188 | ** [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold It's a crash!]] The entire world economy is destroyed! |
| 189 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Zeke excavates only 10G; {{beat}})'' Man, Dagas. [[DeadpanSnarker You sure created a national deficit]], didn'tcha? |
| 190 | *** Speaking ''of'' [[GameBreakingBug crash]], what seemed like the game softlocking turned out to be just an abnormally long loading time, which Chugga surmises to be Zeke [[StunnedSilence in shock]] that he pulled up that little. |
| 191 | ** Right as soon as Mòrag starts buttering Dagas up in Tantal, the camera zooms in to Nia looking... ''[[{{Pun}} royally]]'' pissed. |
| 192 | ** Chugga, just because the snow is white... does not make it [[BaitAndSwitchComment antacid]]. |
| 193 | --->'''Chugga:''' I ran ''all'' over the place; all over... ''[[Music/ImagineDragons kingdom cum]]'', if you will! |
| 194 | ** And to think, Nia seemed to be the least obedient at this point. |
| 195 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E10WetPaintersKrustyKrabTrainingVideo Dagas is right, Zeke. You're not a very good retainer.]] |
| 196 | *** In addition, the quest isn't holding any secrets anymore. |
| 197 | ---->◇ ''Dagas’ s Past: Folktales'' |
| 198 | ----->''[[ForegoneConclusion We all know this is gonna be the one from the name.]]'' |
| 199 | ** Dagas finishes off the Arrogant Behemoth with his Level 4 special, prompting Chugga to repeat the [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight "What is a man?!" speech]] from [[BookEnds when we first awakened him.]] The best part? The Behemoth [[EverythingFades disintegrates into particles]] in the following cutscene. [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Apparently,]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill death was too good for this demon.]] |
| 200 | ** Once a [[TheStinger Stinger]] reaches box jellyfish territories, you just can't afford to let it make contact. |
| 201 | --->'''Chugga:''' And as he puts his feet up, and, uh, makes us... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Ohh, god, I don't even wanna finish that sentence.]] |
| 202 | |
| 203 | * [[https://youtu.be/roWbuquWERI Episode 160: Artificial Intelligence]] |
| 204 | ** So, the portal to [[VideoGame/PokemonUltraSunAndUltraMoon Ultra Megalopolis]] was atop the [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Tree of Life]] this entire time? |
| 205 | --->'''Chugga:''' See that great, big, ol' shrubbery in the sky? ...That's where we're going, [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Cosmog]]! |
| 206 | ** This time, there's not even any need to [[Music/SteveMillerBand fly like an eagle]] to the Cloud Sea. |
| 207 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(camera focusing on Genbu)'' Hey, Zeke! [[ICanSeeMyHouseFromHere I can see your house from here!]] |
| 208 | ** The implications here are... [[UnfortunateImplications askew.]] |
| 209 | --->'''Zeke:''' E-enough with the uncle thing! Can't I at least be, like…a big brother or something?!\ |
| 210 | '''Astelle:''' Oh, if you insist. Let's have a lovely trip together, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor "big bro"]]!\ |
| 211 | '''Zeke:''' [[{{Beat}} …]]\ |
| 212 | '''Nia:''' Wow, Shellhead. I didn't know you were into that.\ |
| 213 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[TakeThat Oohhh-ho-ho-ho!]]''\ |
| 214 | '''Pandoria:''' Um, my Prince? Forgive me for saying so, but…[[IncestSubtext you're creeping me out a little]].\ |
| 215 | '''Chugga:''' ''(laughs even more)'' |
| 216 | ** Jumping across timelines to be a DeadpanSnarker? The man's dedicated. |
| 217 | --->'''KOS-MOS:''' Do you…have some kind of problem with my body?\ |
| 218 | '''[[VideoGame/XenoSaga Shion]]:''' KOS-MOS…I really ought to [[AWeightyAesop put you on a diet]]! |
| 219 | ** Well, there's a reason why Pyra doesn't attend [[TakeOffYourClothes any hot spring scenes]]. |
| 220 | --->'''Chugga:''' Astelle understands the ''real'' [[BestKnownForTheFanservice mission statement of this game]]! |
| 221 | ** And here, it seemed like romance was the thing Rex was the densest about. |
| 222 | --->'''Rex:''' Listen, Zeke, there's no point standing around arguing. It seems pretty clear Astelle isn't going to back down any time soon. [[PushoverParents Why don't we just give her a quick look at the Land of Morytha and then bring her straight back?]]\ |
| 223 | '''Chugga:''' ''Nooo'', Rex! [[WhatTheHellHero That isn't how you parent kids!]] |
| 224 | *** The analogy makes things even better. |
| 225 | ---->'''Chugga:''' ''Don't'' give the rat a cookie! [[Literature/IfYouGiveAMouseACookie He's gonna want a glass of milk!]] You've ''never'' heard of this! |
| 226 | *** And the [[HoldYourHippogriffs "in-universe"]] version. |
| 227 | ---->'''Chugga:''' Sorry, don't give the [[CallARabbitASmeerp Bunnit]] a... monkey wrench? [[{{Metaphorgotten}} He's going to want... Mechon parts.]] There! I translated it into this universe's terminology![[labelnote:*]](except not really, because Mechon only exist in [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 the first game]])[[/labelnote]] |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Episodes [=161-170=]]] |
| 231 | * [[https://youtu.be/RIWvR1oGD3s Episode 161: Lingering Resentment]] |
| 232 | ** You're a true PhantomThief if you can pull a heist out from underneath your ''own'' nose. |
| 233 | --->'''Chugga:''' Slasher Buffon? More like... Slasher ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Buffoon]]''! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I did ''[[BlatantLies not]]'' steal that one from myself a few seconds ago! What're you talking about?! I have ''no'' idea what you mean! |
| 234 | ** During the fight with the Indoline Skeems, one of them does an exaggerated scream and Chugga puts it into scrolling text on screen. |
| 235 | ** {{Dark Action Girl}}s always have an ace in their hole that they [[GodzillaThreshold save as a last resort]]. |
| 236 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(notices T-elos' boot placement)'' It's on his ''[[GroinAttack crotch]]''! You ''cannot'' tell me that [[{{Dominatrix}} she's not crushing his crotch]]! That's what she's doing! |
| 237 | *** And just for good measure, Chugga catches people out thirsting over T-elos' ball crushing by giving her the voice of TheAhnold when she does the crush. |
| 238 | ** Chugga spends quite a bit of time ragging on T-elos being an AdaptationalNiceGuy, but then he goes over the aspect of her redesign... |
| 239 | --->'''Chugga:''' I would say that KOS-MOS got the more accurate portrayal in being similar to her original costume and not being into such... ''(coyly)'' [[DistractedByTheSexy kinky stuff.]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Dude, T-elos is into kinky stuff more than ''VideoGame/Pikmin2''. That's saying a lot! |
| 240 | ** ''VideoGame/XenoSaga'''s known for its FauxSymbolism, but this? |
| 241 | --->'''KOS-MOS:''' Your treatment of those people was unwarranted.\ |
| 242 | ''(frame of Shion telling KOS-MOS, [[HypocriticalHumor "You have no right to go about killing people!"]])''\ |
| 243 | '''Chugga:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]''''' |
| 244 | |
| 245 | * [[https://youtu.be/vcQG0k1Fqfg Episode 162: Otherworldly Fighter]] |
| 246 | ** As it turns out, Chugga was hiding ''two'' surprises in the episode. |
| 247 | --->'''Chugga:''' Ayy, [[AffectionateNickname Cap'n Paddy]]! What's going on?! |
| 248 | *** And just to further embrace his {{Memetic Badass}}ery... |
| 249 | ---->'''Padraig:''' I know my home's in an unprecedented situation, but what's [[SelfDeprecation one measly soldier]] going to do?\ |
| 250 | '''Chugga:''' You are ''not'' "one measly soldier". Do you see that helmet? That thing has gotta be ''so'' tall to [[EpilepticTrees house your brain]]! You are ''more'' than a measly soldier! ''(sigh)'' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim He's so dreamy...]] |
| 251 | ** Chugga's introduction of Pan-Fried Tartari (made via Pyra's Cooking) being one of Rex's favourite Pouch Items. |
| 252 | --->'''Chugga:''' I want you to know Rex's favorite thing [[ThatCameOutWrong comes out of Pyra]]. |
| 253 | ** Sometimes, it's better not knowing how the [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Pan-Fried Tartari]] gets made. |
| 254 | --->'''Chugga:''' The Mookah Flour that we'll be putting into Rex's food is found in the [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Disused Processing Plant]]. Someone out there is [[TakeThat getting catharsis from this]], I'm sure. |
| 255 | ** Says the man whose [[ItMakesSenseInContext favorite drink is a laxative]]. |
| 256 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''Tora'' likes the Silken Stool that's bought in Leftheria! ...I personally don't like having a [[DoubleEntendre silken stool]]. [[{{Squick}} Not a big fan of laxative.]] |
| 257 | ** Oh, {{yandere}}s. Never wanting competition. |
| 258 | --->'''Pyra:''' Hmm-hmm! You know me well!\ |
| 259 | '''Azami:''' [[IronicEcho You know me so well...]]\ |
| 260 | '''Chugga:''' She just one-upped Pyra! ''(laughs)'' [[ClingyJealousGirl She got jealous!]] Oooh! |
| 261 | ** Chugga disappoints Nopon Archsage-senpai. |
| 262 | --->'''Nopon Archsage:''' Nopon Archsage expecting good show.\ |
| 263 | ''(GilliganCut to'' '''''FAILURE)'''''\ |
| 264 | '''Chugga:''' Nope, that's a fail.\ |
| 265 | ''(cut to second'' '''''FAILURE)'''''\ |
| 266 | '''Mythra:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Not again, Rex!]]\ |
| 267 | '''Chugga:''' ''SHUT UP, MYTHRA!'' |
| 268 | ** The camera zooming into the words "distant planet". Serves as both {{foreshadowing}} and [[SoBadItsGood a musical jab]]. |
| 269 | ** Creator/CaitlinGlass' vocal cords weren't the only things [[HurricaneOfPuns shattered]] that day. |
| 270 | --->'''[[VideoGame/XenobladeChroniclesX Elma]]:''' '''''[[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct AAAUUUGH!!!]]'''''\ |
| 271 | '''Chugga:''' ''Whoa'', she sounded like she was in some real pain there! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Hey, I'd be in pain, too, if I was being beaten up by a]] [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 better]] [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2 game.]] ''[[EvilLaugh (laughs maniacally)]]'' I'm over here spittin' ''fire''! What're ''you'' gonna do about it?! Enjoy unsubscribing, [[TakeThat the other 5 people who actually bought a]] UsefulNotes/WiiU! |
| 272 | ** "Yes, we can call our games ''Xenoblade Chronicles'', even if they have nothing to do with each other, as long as we shoehorn something called 'Blades' [[ArtifactTitle no matter how unrelated]]!" |
| 273 | ** Well, Fried [[TheScrappy Tatsu]] ''does'' sound delectable right about now... |
| 274 | --->'''Tora:''' Wh-what is problem…? Why friend Elma looking at Tora like Tora eat Elma's breakfast…?\ |
| 275 | '''Chugga:''' ''(whispering)'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs 'Cause you]] ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs are]]'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs breakfast, Tora...]] |
| 276 | |
| 277 | * [[https://youtu.be/85ahldq5vZQ Episode 163: The Armu Who Lived]] |
| 278 | ** In ''Xenoblade'', there've been bird ladies, cat ladies, and [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vi]] ladies, but never squid ladies. |
| 279 | --->'''Dax:''' Turf wars are such a pain, though. Personally I'd probably just give up and leave. But in Torigoth, it looks like everyone will be getting along well pretty soon!\ |
| 280 | '''Chugga:''' I know. So much easier to predict what people are gonna do in [[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} Tower Control than in Turf Wars]]. |
| 281 | ** Poppi QTπ [[EpilepticTrees still remembers the events]] of the early game, so she [[DrivenToSuicide throws herself off of Hardhaigh Palace]] to leave no evidence behind. |
| 282 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''Whoa!'' Uh... QTπ was testing how [[ImmortalityHurts indestructible]] she really is. |
| 283 | ** After assuring that this is [[FalseReassurance #NotAMercMission]], Chugga returns to Don Dondon's Red Room... only to find Zadazan surrounded by smoke. |
| 284 | --->'''Chugga:''' ...Is he smoking ''[[TheStoner weed]]'' in here, and making himself a g-... ''gas chamber'', or something?! What the heck?! |
| 285 | ** When discussing what items he recommends feeding to the eventual Relentless Arduran, Chugga uses the interface he normally uses for recipes. The recipe is listed as being for "1 Hellspawn Cow". |
| 286 | ** After claiming that Stench is [[TemptingFate the only caveat]] with grinding on the Relentless Arduran, in comes Tora's WeaksauceWeakness. |
| 287 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, no! Tor- ''No!'' What is it with ''fences'' in this game?! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' That's [[{{Pun}} of-fence-ive]]! |
| 288 | ** A Blade brothel ''sounds'' like something that would be in Tantal. |
| 289 | --->'''Chugga:''' Why would I thi- ''Oh'', it's a... sh-a shōgun... girl. A [[FreudianSlip showgirl]]? [[{{Squick}} Ew.]] Uh, n-no, n-''nnno''. Pfft. ''(chuckles)'' You know what I was trying to say, and not... that! |
| 290 | |
| 291 | * [[https://youtu.be/vz_IJZcuJVc Episode 164: Frigate Ophion]] |
| 292 | ** Now, Chugga. Don't sink to the lows of the [[TheScrappy spoiled brat]]. |
| 293 | --->'''KOS-MOS:''' ''(fills out her Affinity Chart)'' Full admin rights granted.\ |
| 294 | '''Zeke:''' Rather impressive!\ |
| 295 | '''Chugga:''' [[CovertPervert You mean we can]] TakeOffYourClothes now? ''O-Okay'', [[RapidFireNo no, no, no-no-no]]! I'm not getting into ''that'' conversation! |
| 296 | ** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged "He punched me in the dick! ...Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?!"]] |
| 297 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(slashes at Pernicious Benf's [[GroinAttack crotch]])'' Oh, I [[CrossesTheLineTwice neutered it]]. |
| 298 | ** Chugga comes ''extremely'' close to failing because he clocks in over 7,000,000 damage on the Benf, [[MadeOfIron it isn't enough to kill]], and he has a lot of trouble trying to topple it. Thankfully, he ''does'' kill it, but just when it seems like all the spoils are accounted for... |
| 299 | --->'''FlavorText:''' ''[[ShaggyDogStory Ouch,]]'' ''[[FailedASpotCheck walked away from the chip...]]'' |
| 300 | ** Cloud Sea King [[FluffyTheTerrible Ken]] is taken down... and out pops the rewards from the hole on his bum. |
| 301 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[{{Squick}} Eewww]], that came out of ''that'' orifice?! Do I really wanna go diggin' around in that? |
| 302 | ** Odds are, the Trade Guild would fall off of Argentum and into the Cloud Sea faster than Indol if this were actually the case. |
| 303 | --->'''Chugga:''' We're back at Argentum! [[FauxHorrific Oh no]], the [[BlatantLies strongest Superboss]] is gonna be ''[[DiscOneFinalBoss Bana]]''?! ''[[BigNo Nnnooooo!]]'' Uh, [[BaitAndSwitch nah]]. I'm actually just here to refine some Aux Cores. |
| 304 | ** Right as soon as the party engages Artifice Ophion, Mythra comes [[TheCavalryArrivesLate running up]] with the text, "Wait up, guys!" Apparently, Mythra wanted to see her childhood pet again. |
| 305 | ** The fact that Chugga's optimal strategy for raking in damage with Dagas... is having him [[OrcusOnHisThrone stand in the corner]]. |
| 306 | ** It's no wonder Chugga wasn't willing to be lenient on Astelle. |
| 307 | --->'''Dagas:''' That was ''your'' fault. [[NeverMyFault Not mine.]]\ |
| 308 | '''Chugga:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture I know, Daddy!]] |
| 309 | *** And just because Chugga is an equal-opportunity sadomasochist... |
| 310 | ---->'''Dagas:''' You impress me. You've earned your place as [[DamnedByFaintPraise my footwarmer]].\ |
| 311 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Yes, [[DontCallMeSir Daddy]]! |
| 312 | ** Yes, memorials can happen in the middle of warfare, but this is just ridiculous. |
| 313 | --->'''Chugga:''' Poor Pyra! Just laying ''defeated'', [[DissonantSerenity mourning Rex]] while we're just ''bashing'' up everything [[LackOfEmpathy right around her face]]! |
| 314 | |
| 315 | * [[https://youtu.be/hmXCKtmPtok Episode 165: You Teach Me So Much]] |
| 316 | ** Chugga stuck to his word of reading out every comment on his suggestions video. ''...Every last one.'' |
| 317 | --->'''Curly Brace:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome Chugga please jump at least once]] |
| 318 | ** Way to turn the kid from dour to [[MoodWhiplash sour]]. |
| 319 | --->'''Damien:''' I'll never forget what the Ardainians did.\ |
| 320 | '''Padraig:''' '''''[[MemeticMutation DON'T FORGET ME.]]''''' |
| 321 | ** During the fight with Antecedent Xiaxia (a Blade Bot Malos left behind in the old factory)... |
| 322 | --->'''Chugga:''' Aww, dropped an accessory for you, Nia! Aww, Malos was thinking of you.\ |
| 323 | '''FlavorText:''' Saber Attachment is for QTπ... [[YankTheDogsChain Even Malos rejects Nia.]] |
| 324 | ** Afterwards, during the fight with Unflinching Saxton, Corvin hits the damage cap with a Smash Art. |
| 325 | ** The question is, ''can'' you tell us how to get to Alrest? |
| 326 | --->'''Chugga:''' Also, you ever kinda notice how there's a lot of ''Series/SesameStreet'' characters in ''Xenoblade''? We had Deep-Green Oscar; what does ''that'' make you think of? And then, Y'know, her [[VerbalBackspace letter-]] name's one letter away from Elmo, and she's red. So, y'know, kinda feminine Elmo?\ |
| 327 | '''Elma:''' ''(Elmo voice)'' Mm! I'm going to repopulate the human race! |
| 328 | ** Poppi once again [[ArtificialStupidity jumps off a cliff for no reason]] as Tora watches before turning and walking away. |
| 329 | |
| 330 | * [[https://youtu.be/Xqeyct_qFZ8 Episode 166: Where We Used to Be]] |
| 331 | ** Chugga cackles for ten seconds straight upon the game loading in Rex's costume ''[[SpecialEffectFailure mid-cutscene]]''. |
| 332 | --->'''Chugga:''' He ducked down, and when he came up, he had different clothes on! |
| 333 | ** Chugga's [[PrecisionFStrike precise]] description of Torna's relationship with Rex. |
| 334 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(about Nia)'' The one who wants to [[UnresolvedSexualTension fuck you]], ''(about Malos)'' the one who wants to fuck you ''[[ObviousJudas up]]'', ''(about Jin)'' and the one who ''got'' [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds fucked]]. |
| 335 | ** Whereas Nia gets to have her Core Crystal out in the open, Pyra... |
| 336 | --->'''Rex:''' ''(zoom-in to Pyra's Gormotti outfit)'' …Is that a Core Crystal…?\ |
| 337 | '''Chugga:''' I don't know, Rex! [[AskAStupidQuestion Is it?]] |
| 338 | ** And here, he said [[BlatantLies that wasn't his plan]]. |
| 339 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(in-cutscene PantyShot of Nia; laughs uncontrollably)'' [[CovertPervert I picked the right costume, like I said!]] |
| 340 | |
| 341 | * [[https://youtu.be/MUiIo7-SAa0 Episode 167: Severance Package]] |
| 342 | ** Of all things, one of Nia's hidden affinities is called SoreLoser. |
| 343 | --->'''Chugga:''' Throwin' shade, Takahashi! ''(sighs)'' It just goes to show ya', Takahashi hates you if [[GenerationXerox you're a grey-hair girl and your name ends in A]]. |
| 344 | ** The reference many fans were surprised to hear from Chugga. |
| 345 | --->'''Chugga:''' You know what? ''(activates [[SuperMode Pneuma]])'' [[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Screw the rules! I have green hair!]] |
| 346 | ** When fighting against [[MemeticBadass Captain Padraig]], Chugga replaces the battle music with... [[https://youtu.be/rmnZ0R8quWM this.]] |
| 347 | ** An apple a day keeps the Flamebringer away. |
| 348 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(once Brighid arrives)'' Her hair is green apple-flavored, and looks even ''more'' delicious! |
| 349 | ** QTπ was obviously modeled after Pyra, but ''this''... |
| 350 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(as Tora wearing a Pyra shirt)'' I was [[StalkerWithACrush stalking you]], Pyra! |
| 351 | ** Chugga not having enough for Tora to learn Nopon Topple by a mere ''13 skill points''. |
| 352 | ** As it turns out, both of Sever's favorite Pouch Items are liked equally as much by Electra. ...Because nothing says destructive beast quite like unconfident child. |
| 353 | ** Sever has a skill that boosts the damage of surprise attacks. And Chugga has an accessory that boosts damage of the first Driver Art of a fight. How does he demonstrate what these can do together? '''[[TheWorfEffect ONESHOTTING TERRITORIAL ROTBART!]]''' (With footage courtesy of speedrunner Enel) |
| 354 | ** Dromarch, you know you're in an alternate timeline. Don't hype up Mòrag as end-all, be-all. |
| 355 | --->''(Chugga [[CurbStompBattle wipes the floor]] with Mòrag)''\ |
| 356 | '''Mòrag:''' A mere fleshwound...\ |
| 357 | '''Sever:''' IT'S ALL '''RED'''. |
| 358 | ** The [[ButtMonkey Mayne Driver]] got promoted! He's now the [[DamnedByFaintPraise test monkey for Blade skills]]. |
| 359 | --->'''Chugga:''' Sever also wanted to attack from behind. |
| 360 | ** Chugga finds a fellow pun-lover in an unlikely place... |
| 361 | --->'''Sever:''' Think this'll cut it? [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it? Cut!]]\ |
| 362 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Squee}} (squealing laughter)]]'' [[RootingForTheEmpire Man, I love the ultimate evil a lot more than I thought I would!]] Malos, you the man! You know how to raise a child! |
| 363 | |
| 364 | * [[https://youtu.be/60SIwyQi0E0 Episode 168: Vandham Delicious!]] |
| 365 | ** Must suck to play God and have [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed all your subordinates hate you]]. |
| 366 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Hey, everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!]]\ |
| 367 | '''Party:''' ''[[ReactiveContinuousScream (screams)]]''\ |
| 368 | '''Chugga:''' Oh, come on! I'm not ''that'' [[SelfDeprecation annoying]]! |
| 369 | ** For some reason, even though Chugga is doing Electra's quest with Vandham, he's nowhere to be found, and out of nowhere, Mòrag, Brighid, Zeke, and Pandoria show up. The former two have already been shown off, but because the latter two haven't, how are they {{censored|for comedy}}? ...Zeke's official art and Pandoria [[MemeticMutation dabbing]]. |
| 370 | ** In one shot, Zeke's legs as part of his costume are visible. The next, [[OffscreenInertia he's hooded again]]. |
| 371 | ** As Chugga points out, Zeke's Purple Lightning Dreamsmasher sword is placed in a pretty... [[GagPenis erotic]] location. Not helped by Zeke {{walking shirtless|scene}}. |
| 372 | ** It was at this moment that Chugga knew... [[MemeticMutation he fucked up.]] |
| 373 | --->'''Zeke:''' …Huh? Turters?\ |
| 374 | '''Chugga:''' Where were you ''keeping'' him? I'm ''scared'' to ask- [[FridgeHorror Oh my god,]] [[DoubleEntendre the turtle head thing!]] ''[[BigNo Nnnooooo!]]'' |
| 375 | ** So, does this mean Creator/AnyaTaylorJoy [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros will voice her in]] [[Creator/IlluminationEntertainment the movie adaptation]]? |
| 376 | --->'''Mythra:''' We'll call you guys... Mythra's Mynions.\ |
| 377 | '''Chugga:''' And then it hits you that [[Franchise/DespicableMe she's yellow]]. |
| 378 | ** Chugga ends up awakening Perdido, but because he was eating food, he begins choking upon realizing who it is. |
| 379 | ** I dunno, Chugga, I think you're giving him too much [[VideoGame/NintendoWars Flak]]. |
| 380 | --->'''Chugga:''' Heh, Ferocious Jugger? More like Jugger-NOT! [[DontExplainTheJoke ...'Cause you're dead.]] |
| 381 | |
| 382 | * [[https://youtu.be/2KUq2cAyBZQ Episode 169: On The Rocks]] |
| 383 | ** The fact that the thumbnail for Episode 1[[Lol69 69]] has Rex and Mythra sleeping together. |
| 384 | ** The only way to get in someone's pants is to simply not ''wear'' pants. |
| 385 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Nia is crosslegged on a stool)'' Nia, why are you sitting that way?! ...Man, uh, really desperate for some of that [[{{Squick}} hot 15-year old action]], aren'tcha? |
| 386 | ** Go figure that Perdido's Level III Special would be called 💎👐. |
| 387 | ** Upon getting to Alba Cavanich, Chugga has some good news to share. In NewGamePlus, you can complete [[ThatOneSidequest Bearing Her Soul]] in only... 7 hours. |
| 388 | ** Countdown to Torna in 5... 4... [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons No time for a full countdown.]] |
| 389 | --->'''Mythra:''' But that's a story for [[FreezeFrameBonus idk ten more episodes?]] |
| 390 | ** Some glorious BlackComedy happens when he does Vess' Heart-to-Heart, BEFORE he does her quest and before Mabon dies. Seeing Mabon sitting there while his kids and amnesiac Blade act like he's dead is hilariously morbid. |
| 391 | --->'''Chugga:''' Mabon, you have some ''very'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice rude children]]! |
| 392 | ** Chugga's ''hilariously'' terrible [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Nia impression]]. |
| 393 | ** Haze probably ''does'' have MediumAwareness, all things considered... |
| 394 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(notices "Fan la Norne")'' Get that name off the top of your head! This is NewGamePlus! You deserve your real name! ''Eu-heugh!'' |
| 395 | |
| 396 | * [[https://youtu.be/K7NaQ17Q2zY Episode 170: Left to Indol]] |
| 397 | ** While discussing Poppi being away on a Merc Mission, the Class Effect bar ends up covering Tora's eyes, to which some FlavorText describes it as, "[[CensoredForComedy Worlds longest shadez!]]" |
| 398 | --->'''Chugga:''' CoolShades [[DeadpanSnarker you got there, Tora.]] |
| 399 | ** Okay, for one, [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Zanza]] isn't this world's god. Two, he would ''[[GodIsEvil not]]'' be merciful to Rex's parents. |
| 400 | --->'''Chugga:''' For ''all'' the {{trope|riffic}}s that people point out in this game, I ''love'' how Rex's parents [[FakingTheDead aren't alive]] [[ArchnemesisDad and bad guys]]. [[OhMyGods Thank Zanza.]] |
| 401 | ** Rex and Haze walk into Corrine's house... only to find Nia laying spread eagle. |
| 402 | --->'''Chugga:''' '''''[[SayMyName NIA!!!]]''''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' No one wants to [[{{Squick}} smell that]]! |
| 403 | ** Oh, can it, Chugga. [[NeverLiveItDown You're intimate with Daisy]]; you know all about [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee third eyes]]. |
| 404 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, no. Don-Don't tell me... ''(pans camera behind Newt)'' [[EyesDoNotBelongThere She has an]] ''[[EyesDoNotBelongThere eye]]'' [[EyesDoNotBelongThere in the back of her he-]] ''[[BigNo NOOO!]] [[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' This Blade is ''so'' [[BodyHorror freakin' creepy]]! ...And now she's [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking got her hands on her own ass]]! Or, are they ''even'' [[FridgeHorror her hands]]? I don't ''know''; [[DoubleStandardRapeSciFi that makes it worse]]! |
| 405 | ** Just like [[BrickJoke last time]], Chugga takes a [[CameraFiend snapshot]] of Rex laying spread eagle, only in orange clothes rather than blue. |
| 406 | [[/folder]] |
| 407 | |
| 408 | [[folder:Episodes [=171-180=]]] |
| 409 | * [[https://youtu.be/iAIhpDwsZhY Episode 171: Dino Drama]] |
| 410 | ** Chugga's ready to cut to the first event of the video, only for [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Nia to clap]], which provokes Chugga to turn the camera to find... Nia staring at [[FemaleGaze Zeke's crotch]]. |
| 411 | ** There's {{Woolseyism}}, and then there's whatever in [[OhMyGods Zanza's name]] ''this'' is. |
| 412 | --->'''Chugga:''' They changed the [[VideoGame/XenoSaga Zohar]]'s name to the ''[[FluffyTheTerrible Regurgitator]]''! This might be the biggest downgrade in [[StealthPun canon]] I've ever seen! |
| 413 | ** The ''massive'' [[BigWhat "excuse me"]] from Chugga when he realizes he's awakened Akhos. |
| 414 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' He wrote me into one of his plays! |
| 415 | ** Into Theoscaldia Palace Mòrag goes... and she suddenly gets a hat out of nowhere. |
| 416 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[OffscreenInertia It just materialized in her hand!]] |
| 417 | ** Chugga claiming that Zeke toppled the gigantic "precarious icicle" obstacle with his pinky finger, playing into his reputation as a Chuck Norris-like MemeticBadass. |
| 418 | ** Chugga referring to Akhos as [[EmbarrassingNickname Mr.]] [[GameBreaker Overpowered]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Sexypants]]. |
| 419 | |
| 420 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKBPLUEhof0 Episode 172: Bygone Jin]] |
| 421 | ** He's lucky that [[BigBrotherInstinct Dunban]]'s not around to hear that. |
| 422 | --->'''Fiora:''' Where's this power coming from?\ |
| 423 | '''Chugga:''' [[AssShove Outta your ass!]] |
| 424 | ** The sight of Mòrag shredding a fish to smithereens... ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill using the Monado.]]'' |
| 425 | --->'''Chugga:''' It's [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 the Monado]]'s lot in life to be used for this! Just like the time that Reyn "borrowed" the Monado and tried to use it to chop vegetables! |
| 426 | ** Chugga taking the CatharsisFactor of having Pyra/Mythra in Chapter 7 up to eleven by not just having her in the party during the Malos fight, but also putting Malos through a HumiliationConga by also siccing [[MirrorMatch his own weapon]] (via Shulk) and his former Blade (Sever) on him through Rex. |
| 427 | *** Said HumiliationConga doesn't end with Malos. |
| 428 | ---->'''Chugga:''' ''(to the tune of "Camptown Races" while making Jin repeatedly jump on Amalthus' throne)'' Oh, [[EmbarrassingNickname Jinny]] likes to dance and sing, doo-dah, doo-dah, oh really yes he really does, oh doo-dah day! Kill the men all night, kill the men all day, I hate Amalthus with [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion every fiber of me]]! |
| 429 | ** When detailing a glitch where the player can access the pause menu with Pneuma active, Chugga goes to her Affinity Chart, only to find that it's only ''five skill points'', all of which being Key Affinities. |
| 430 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''Pffft!'' ...Okay, that's just funny. ''(realization)'' It gave us an Ultimate Weaponry for that! |
| 431 | ** Pneuma's causing her Aegis to become [[DoubleEntendre erect]] at all times? [[WebVideo/CDawgVA That won't be the]] ''[[WebVideo/CDawgVA only]]'' [[WebVideo/CDawgVA thing erect, then...]] |
| 432 | --->'''Chugga:''' Wow, Rex. Uh, just walking around with ''that'' [[VulgarHumor in your pants]]? I know her outfit's [[SmashCut pret-]] |
| 433 | ** Jin's [[Music/VanessaCarlton making his way down Titans]], monarchs pass, and he's Elysium-bound. |
| 434 | --->'''Niall:''' ''(talking to Jin)'' [[SlidingScaleOfGameplayAndStoryIntegration Please, let me help you on your journey.]]\ |
| 435 | '''Chugga:''' You ''[[FauxHorrific traitor]]''! |
| 436 | ** As Argentum knows, Jin's apocalypse plan is [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Made in Elysium]]. |
| 437 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[LightIsNotGood (lens flare engulfs Argentum behind Jin)]]'' Why is [[ApocalypseHow the world ending]]? |
| 438 | ** As if Jin ''needed'' any money once he becomes the dominator of Alrest. |
| 439 | --->'''Chugga:''' Hey, hey, Jin. Jin, Jin. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' '''''[[RunningGag YA' KNOW HE CAN'T DO CREEEDIT!]]''''' |
| 440 | ** Chugga ''really'' [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential abuses godhood]] by lowering Jin to Level 1, taking his Bonus EXP, and [[KickTheDog cashing it in for Ether Crystals]]. |
| 441 | |
| 442 | * [[https://youtu.be/VG4P5p-7K_k Episode 173: Mik Flurry]] |
| 443 | ** Chugga going down the ice ramp again... ''on Dromarch.'' |
| 444 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, [[BigNo nooooooo-]] ''[[GoryDiscretionShot (cut to black)]]'' |
| 445 | ** So, ''that's'' what really happened to [[Creator/HarryHoudini Houdini]]. He's been living a second life as a Nopon scientist. |
| 446 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Tora has [[GameBreakingBug disappeared]])'' [[Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids Honey, I broke the Tora!]] |
| 447 | ** Roc's just a [[TheJinx magnet for disaster]], aren't they? |
| 448 | --->'''Roc:''' Yo! Isn't today just the greatest day? It is, right?!\ |
| 449 | '''Chugga:''' "Today's the greatest da-" Amalthus is blowing up Mor Ardain! |
| 450 | ** Hey, at least he was credited in the opening; one can expect ''that'', at least. |
| 451 | --->'''Chugga:''' We won't be able to go over his full capabilities, [[BreathlessNonSequitur also]], hardy hardy har, Creator/TetsuyaNomura. |
| 452 | ** To think that even when Mikhail's [[{{Retcon}} alive]], his Merc Group can still be heart-wrenching. |
| 453 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Mikhail's Merc Group name is VideoGame/WeHappyFew)'' Ohhh, that hits me in the ''[[TearJerker heart]]'', what your Merc Group is called! |
| 454 | ** At this rate, ''every'' member of Torna will have cheated death. |
| 455 | --->'''Akhos:''' ''(arriving from a Merc Mission)'' Time for my curtain call!\ |
| 456 | '''Chugga:''' ''(wheeze)'' [[GameplayAndStorySegregation You just died!]] What're you doing?! |
| 457 | |
| 458 | * [[https://youtu.be/OAzKw6gpASg Episode 174: Read My Lips]] |
| 459 | ** [[SarcasmMode He certainly has his priorities in order...]] |
| 460 | --->'''Chugga:''' I wanna open up with the ''thrilling'' topic...\ |
| 461 | '''Rex:''' Where's the greenery? The water? Birdsong? |
| 462 | ** When pointing out a reused asset (the road sign in Elysium being the same one in Morytha), Chugga imagines the highway extends into space by driving your car into the World Tree's elevator. |
| 463 | '''Chugga:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComment ...that this is a really funny line!]] |
| 464 | ** While Garram is talking about Rhys' Salvager talents, Tora and Poppi throw a celebration... [[DrivenToSuicide to]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice suicide.]] |
| 465 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[DeadpanSnarker What the hell are you people doing?]] |
| 466 | ** Go figure that Mikhail's debut would be [[HeelFaceTurn against Malos]]. |
| 467 | --->'''Chugga:''' Mikhail, time to beat up your old boss. |
| 468 | ** In TheStinger, Chugga reveals what was ''really'' said during the ending cutscene. |
| 469 | --->'''Mythra:''' ''(in an [[LarynxDissonance Ardainian Soldier's voice]])'' [[MemeticMutation Think you can take me?!]] |
| 470 | |
| 471 | * [[https://youtu.be/NMGNDUgi6CI Episode 175: The King's Cressidus]] |
| 472 | ** Chugga gets caught off-guard by [[ThrowTheDogABone Nia pushing Rex out of the way]] on the title screen, which is one of two bonus title screens for clearing NewGamePlus, being the rarer of the two. [[SpringtimeForHitler When trying to go for the more common one...]] |
| 473 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E9KrabBorgRockAByeBivalve D'ah! That guy got hit on the head with a Nia again!]] |
| 474 | ** Chugga comes up with a LargeHam intro fitting Cressidus' wrestling motif, but... mixes up words in the best possible way. |
| 475 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[Wrestling/JohnCena And his name is Cressidus!]] He's gonna get in the ring and put elbows to asses! You see his [[FreudianSlip ass]], it's... ''(cracks up laughing)'' It was gonna be, "you see his elbows," but I'm like, "you see his asses," oh no! |
| 476 | ** Ah, yes. Rex having an orgy with Rosie Palms, [[AssShove Titan Knuckles]], and [[ADickInName Dick Juggler]]. [[BlatantLies Nothing can go wrong here.]] |
| 477 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Rex is standing with Newt, Cressidus, and Perdido)'' ...This is gonna be an awkward [[ThreeWaySex foursome]]. |
| 478 | |
| 479 | * [[https://youtu.be/VmthZ0VAfrQ Episode 176: PATROKAPALOOZA]] |
| 480 | ** Based on the description and the CapsLock abuse on the title, ''somebody'' isn't happy to see her again. |
| 481 | --->'''Description:''' We[=---=] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck AAAAAH!!!!!]] |
| 482 | ** Because only [[VideoGame/MarioParty3 Bowser]] can pull off ReadyForLovemaking well. |
| 483 | --->'''Patroka:''' ''(laying down on her side)'' I'm Patroka, so what.\ |
| 484 | '''Chugga:''' Don't you ''dare'' [[TheScrappy pretend like you're sexy]]! |
| 485 | ** Are you sure you're not a {{tsundere}} for Patroka, Chugga? |
| 486 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(after realizing he's on the [[EpicFail wrong Heart-to-Heart]])'' Oh, this is Blushy Crushy. [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption How awkward.]] |
| 487 | ** It's like the game is a teacher, and Chugga is a superintendent doing assigned seating. |
| 488 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, boy! It's right over by [[TheChewToy Godfrey]]! We're just seeing ''all'' the [[SarcasmMode best characters]] today! |
| 489 | ** Here Perdido is, not telling you to discriminate, Chugga. |
| 490 | --->'''Perdido:''' Each weapon has its strengths and its weaknesses.\ |
| 491 | '''Chugga:''' [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids Well, except for the hammer.]] The hammer [[ScrappyWeapon only has weaknesses]]. |
| 492 | ** Chugga's not willing to forgive ''anybody'' [[GuiltByAssociationGag associated with Vandham's death]]. |
| 493 | --->'''Akhos:''' Though it is in a state of some disrepair… Perhaps it needs a little fixing up.\ |
| 494 | '''Chugga:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Whose fault is that?]] |
| 495 | ** How very [[ExactWords courteous]] of you, Chugga. |
| 496 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Wangst}} I don't wanna sleep with Patrokaaaaa!]]'' [[UnresolvedSexualTension Mikhail]] can do it instead. |
| 497 | ** See, Chugga? It's like Mikhail said, branching out your friend circle can do you good. |
| 498 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh my ''god'', do I really ''[[ShipperOnDeck ship this]]'' now?! That ending was so cute! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' What ''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone am]] I''?! |
| 499 | ** [[VideoGame/CrashTwinsanity It's true!]] [[Characters/JoJosBizarreAdventureDIO Blondes]] ''do'' have [[Music/RodStewart more]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Bisexual}} fun]]! |
| 500 | --->'''Chugga:''' I ''have'' to know.\ |
| 501 | '''Zeke:''' You're a good bloke.\ |
| 502 | '''Mikhail:''' See? Some people get it! [[LoveConfession In fact, you've just won my heart. Let's get married, you and me!]]\ |
| 503 | '''Chugga:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting OOOOOHH!!!]]''''' ''(laughs)''\ |
| 504 | '''Patroka:''' [[BiWildered You really will just take about anyone, huh?]]\ |
| 505 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[ShutUpHannibal Patroka!]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal How dare you bash that!]] ...I wanted to know if he'd do- Zeke looks ''so'' uncomfortable, wow! |
| 506 | ** TheStinger's one for the scrapbook. |
| 507 | --->'''Patroka:''' Hey, I'm not worthless!\ |
| 508 | '''Chugga:''' '''''[[SitcomArchNemesis YES, YOU AAAAARE!!!]]''''' |
| 509 | |
| 510 | * [[https://youtu.be/SrVKelu-RDw Episode 177: Newt Recruits]] |
| 511 | ** [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E15SleepyTimeSuds Curiosity salted the snail. Beware of Newt's wandering eye, you little poriferan.]] |
| 512 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Newt turns around to show [[EyesDoNotBelongThere her giant eye]])'' You just ''had'' to turn around and show that to me. I'd never seen your idle animation before, and ''this'' is [[NoRespectGuy how you repay me]]? [[{{Squick}} Euugh...]]\ |
| 513 | '''FlavorText:''' ''[[{{Pun}} EYE]]-dle animation?'' |
| 514 | ** Dughall and Padraig weren't enough for the Ardainian Empire, and Chugga just ain't feelin' the pride. |
| 515 | --->'''Captain:''' Grand Marshal!\ |
| 516 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[FlatWhat Wwwhat?]]'' ''(exits out of the game)'' I'm sorry to interrupt this scene, but that's [[ReusedCharacterDesign Senator Roderich in a bad wig]]! I am ''[[SpecialEffectFailure laughing]]'' at this guy! |
| 517 | ** Just because we're above the Cloud Sea doesn't mean we have to turn our ships into boats. |
| 518 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[NoOSHACompliance Also, why are the wings made out of wood?!]] It's your ''own'' damn fault that your ships are getting burned by these ''fire-breathing'' birds who rule the skies in this place! I'm just sayin'! |
| 519 | ** Well, [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld like they say in Brooklyn]], the early Nopon gets the Tasty Sausage. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} ...Or, is it the bagel?]] |
| 520 | --->'''Tora:''' Did Newt eat something bad? [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Worms from ground look tasty]] but they not.\ |
| 521 | '''Chugga:''' Pfft! [[ARareSentence Do you wanna be admitting this, Tora?]] |
| 522 | ** The fact that, because Chugga's too high-level, he manages to burst his way into Hardhaigh Palace when he's meant to fight the Ardainian soldiers per the staged infiltration mission. Makes Mor Ardain look like [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 a buncha jokas]]. |
| 523 | *** Even better, Chugga was actually warned beforehand by a commenter to lower the party's levels in order to prevent the AntiClimax, but [[ExactWords because the comment specifically said "below 90", Chugga walks into the mission in the late 80s, rendering the warning moot]]. |
| 524 | |
| 525 | * [[https://youtu.be/YiEmIj_v98o Episode 178: A Heart Torn Apart]] |
| 526 | ** [[ShockSite Two Blades, one Driver.]] |
| 527 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Nia is [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bent over]] in front of [[GagPenis Cressidus]])'' Uhh...\ |
| 528 | '''Nia:''' Hold up! Hold the hell up!\ |
| 529 | '''Chugga:''' That looks ''so'' wrong, having his [[MemeticMolester hands there]] when she's leani- oh my ''god''! |
| 530 | ** Chugga lamenting Cressidus not getting enough attention from the fandom... but saying he's looked and never found any [[PerverseSexualLust Cressidus x Reader fanfics]]. Um... Chugga? Do you have something to tell us? |
| 531 | ** Chugga has to stay at Rex's house with [[TheScrappy Patroka]] to unlock a Heart-to-Heart for her. First: |
| 532 | --->'''Chugga:''' Ewwww! Rex, ''this'' is the girl you bring home?! Ugh. |
| 533 | ** Then he... "imitates" Patroka's voice while reading her dialogue. And, to his horror, enjoys it. |
| 534 | --->'''Chugga:''' God, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap she's fun to talk as-]] AAAAAAARGHHHHHH! There's an evil wolf fighting inside me, and that's horrible for my GI tract! |
| 535 | ** An entire swarm of Rez Drivers shouting [[WelcomeToCorneria "YOU'RE DONE"]] right at Jin's face. |
| 536 | ** There's only one Ardainian Soldier left alive on the Titan Battleship, and what's he doing before Jin smites him? |
| 537 | --->'''Chugga:''' This guy's just been here [[DissonantSerenity talking to himself at a desk]] this entire time, while he is the last Ardainian left alive! |
| 538 | |
| 539 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5qzFexGiHw Episode 179: Last of the Blades]] |
| 540 | ** The video starts with a ResurrectionDeathLoop, and ''somebody's'' [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously not happy about it]]. |
| 541 | --->'''Chugga:''' Stop ruining the moment, Mythra! Really! ''(sigh)'' |
| 542 | ** You should know all too well, [[BornLucky Mr. King of Luck]]. Those who [[YouCantFightFate fight fate]] suffer severe consequences. And this was after [[TemptingFate bragging about not needing]] to [[ItemFarming farm Core Crystals]] all through New Game+ [[OpenMouthInsertFoot until now.]] |
| 543 | --->'''Chugga:''' My chances of getting this Blade, I calculated it that, with Nia's Luck stat where it is, my Idea stats where they are, and using mostly Rare Core Crystals, generally speaking, I've got somewhere around a 2.5-3% chance of pulling this each time that I try? ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I failed it 90 times in a row. |
| 544 | ** After purchasing a Whitebait-Samod Hotpot for Fiora, the screen freezes on a Tantalese man staring at the screen. '''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E7HallMonitorJellyfishJam ...MENACINGLY!]]''' |
| 545 | ** There's certainly zanier ways to be brought back from the dead... |
| 546 | --->''[[TheCavalryArrivesLate (Ravenwing Skull zips in from off-screen)]]''\ |
| 547 | '''Chugga:''' ''(as Ravenwing Skull)'' Whuh! Uh, sorry guys, I'm late! |
| 548 | ** [[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen Two]] and a [[FusionDance Half-Man]]. |
| 549 | --->'''Mikhail:''' ''(after his Affinity Chart is filled out)'' [[CaptainObvious Runnin' out of room for improvement!]]\ |
| 550 | '''Chugga:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...I'll say!]]\ |
| 551 | '''Mikhail:''' [[BondOneLiner Take a picture; it'll last longer!]]\ |
| 552 | '''Chugga:''' ''(giggles; [[CameraFiend takes a snapshot]])'' Yes, sir! |
| 553 | ** You just ''have'' to KickTheDog whilst kicking them out, don't you, Chugga? |
| 554 | --->'''Chugga:''' And I can think of ''no one'' [[TheChewToy better to start with]] thaaan...\ |
| 555 | '''Godfrey:''' [[EasilyForgiven Chin up. We'll meet again, for sure.]]\ |
| 556 | '''Chugga:''' ...Wow. [[SpringtimeForHitler He took that better than I thought he would.]] |
| 557 | ** ...That raises a question. Would [[{{Squick}} Driver-Blade intercourse]] result in a [[TooMuchInformation Flesh-Eater baby]]? |
| 558 | --->'''Newt:''' You'll regret [[ThatCameOutWrong discharging]] me later. I promise you that.\ |
| 559 | '''Chugga:''' [[VulgarHumor ...In bed?]] |
| 560 | ** Crossette's [[TearJerker release quote]] hits Chugga... a little ''too'' [[HeroicBSOD hard]]. |
| 561 | --->'''Chugga:''' I am [[SelfDeprecation the scum]] that does the Genocide Route in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', and then... resets like nothing happened, and... m-makes friends with everyone as though everything's all hunky dory! '''''[[HowlOfSorrow I'M AWFUUUL!!!]]''''' |
| 562 | |
| 563 | * [[https://youtu.be/h3jo7nwRfew Episode 180: Mystery Launch Codes]] |
| 564 | ** Chugga switches over to Tora's Blade menu, and for ''some'' reason, [[GameBreakingBug the game crashes]]. |
| 565 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[TheScapegoat Somehow]], this is all [[TheScrappy Patroka]]'s fault! |
| 566 | ** Who knows if Klaus ever invented [[{{Zeerust}} mobile phones]]? |
| 567 | --->'''Adenine:''' We'll need to go back to the Data Processing Room in the World Tree.\ |
| 568 | '''Chugga:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, you just wanna go home and, like, get your charger, don't you?]] |
| 569 | ** Chugga turns the [[ThatOneBoss Nameless Sentinel]] into an absolute ''joke'' thanks to the combo of Tora's Topple Art and Zeke's 1,000,000 Volt Launch Art, coupled with how much the newly-acquired [[GodzillaThreshold Eye of Shining Justice]] boosts Zeke's attack. |
| 570 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[CassandraTruth I swear this is a hard fight, guys!]] I was warned to not do this outside of NewGamePlus! |
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| 572 | |
| 573 | [[folder:Episodes [=181-190=]]] |
| 574 | * [[https://youtu.be/OaDjKVqFt64 Episode 181: The End of the Beginning]] |
| 575 | ** Right before showing what Best Girl Fan Tora ''actually'' looks like, his shirt is edited to have [[EnsembleDarkHorse Kasandra]] on it. |
| 576 | --->'''FlavorText:''' ''OOPS'' |
| 577 | ** In going over Rex and Zeke's swimsuits, Chugga gets to share a horrifying piece of ''Xeno'' lore... Zeke canonically has nipples and Rex doesn't! |
| 578 | ** Who was the ''real'' [[StealthPun model]] inspiration? |
| 579 | --->'''Chugga:''' Pro Swimmer Pyra. Hey, look! She's the [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Pro Controller]]! Stole that one from [[https://youtube.com/c/Luxin_spl Luxin]]. |
| 580 | ** Elma's practically gone {{yandere}} for Chugga once he's ready to do ''Torna ~ The Golden Country''. |
| 581 | --->'''Elma:''' ''(cocks her gun [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou at the screen]])'' You can't finish this Let's Play! [[IfICantHaveYou I'd have to kill you!]] |
| 582 | ** TheStinger. Just... The Stinger. |
| 583 | --->'''Rex:''' Wait, it's all science fiction?\ |
| 584 | '''Elma:''' ''(gun pointed at his head)'' [[MemeticMutation Always has been.]] |
| 585 | |
| 586 | * [[https://youtu.be/3NX_-K1lf-Q Episode 182: Torna ~ The Golden Country]] |
| 587 | ** As if her heart wasn't [[{{Pun}} crushed into pieces]] enough... |
| 588 | --->'''Chugga:''' Damn, Lora! [[WhatTheHellHero Why'd you have to go kick that Volff nest?]] |
| 589 | ** Chugga reads most of the tutorials casually, until he gets to this part, and descends into a screeching mess of {{Squee}} |
| 590 | --->'''Chugga:''' Did you see the notification that said '''new tips have been added'''? In this game [[SuddenlyShouting YOU CAN CHECK PREVIOUS]] [[AntiFrustrationFeatures TUTORIALS FROM THE MENU WOOOOOO!]] FINALLY THE BAD TUTORIALS ARE GONE!!! |
| 591 | ** Only because you know who Mikhail will [[CasanovaWannabe grow up to be]], right? |
| 592 | --->'''Chugga:''' I ''love'' being [[ThePollyanna insufferably upbeat]] whenever someone else is being a [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids grumpypants]], Lora! |
| 593 | ** We all knew Chugga liked the quality-of-life changes in Torna, but... not this much. |
| 594 | --->'''Chugga:''' And while we're on the subject of just telling this game what a long dick it has... |
| 595 | ** When fighting an Arlo Kapiba, Chugga edits on... [[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} who else?]] |
| 596 | ** Lora learned [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sky Uppercut]]! She ''is'' Fire/Fighting-type, after all. |
| 597 | --->'''Lora:''' ''(zoom-in)'' '''''[[Franchise/StreetFighter SHORYUKEN!]]''''' |
| 598 | ** [=IIIIIt's=] humiliation tiiime! |
| 599 | --->'''Chugga:''' Not a lot of communities are like that! I mean, the ''VisualNovel/{{Danganronpa}}'' fandom doesn't know the ''[[TakeThat meaning]]'' of the word "spoilers". I mean, heck. [[LateArrivalSpoiler They cosplay]] {{Walking Spoiler}}s at ''conventions'', for god's sake. |
| 600 | ** The DumbBlonde jokes write themselves for the [[MemeticMutation simpleton]]. |
| 601 | --->'''Chugga:''' Chopped [Mythra] down like the butter her hair is! |
| 602 | |
| 603 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxUs33jwaFc Episode 183: What Bars the Way]] |
| 604 | ** [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle You see those things, too, Lora?]] |
| 605 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(as Lora)'' "A Simple Errand". [[ItMakesSenseInContext I wear it on my forehead]], to show that I am here to help. |
| 606 | ** As if we hadn't [[WelcomeToCorneria forgotten about]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword the Wing Ceremony]], now [[BrokenRecord Community]] is burned into our retinas. |
| 607 | ** The utter ''humiliation'' that is trying to aggro a Salsh Rhogul. |
| 608 | --->'''Chugga:''' I will '''''[[{{Determinator}} WAIT HERE]]'''''! You '''''HAVE''''' to land eventually! |
| 609 | ** [[LethalChef "Creative" cuisine?]] [[Film/ThePrincessBride You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.]] |
| 610 | --->'''Chugga:''' Whole Upa on a Bun! Sweet Feris Dumplings! Chaos Stralu! Pureed Sculpin Parfait! Spicy Scorpion Cookie! [[SuddenlyShouting INCONCEIVABLE]] Pudding! And Grisly Mille-Feuille. |
| 611 | ** Down in the comments, this episode marks the start of a RunningGag in which commenter Cole Frazee relates the events of each episode as if Mythra were recounting the story of the Aegis War to Rex and friends. |
| 612 | |
| 613 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niGyz9nsG5o Episode 184: Barmy Tale of Barney]] |
| 614 | ** When talking to Isabella, Chugga gives her the absolute ''[[SoBadItsGood cheesiest]]'' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Scottish accent]] the world has seen since ''Film/ChittyChittyBangBang''. |
| 615 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, an' one moh thing! '''''[[RunningGag YA' KNOW SHE CAN'T DO CREEEDIT!]]''''' |
| 616 | *** Chugga then proceeds to pronounce "Barney Stone" -- sorry, '''"BARRRRNEY STUNE"''' with the same horrible accent every time it pops up. |
| 617 | |
| 618 | * [[https://youtu.be/fCbCrGGB6hY Episode 185: Wild and Free]] |
| 619 | ** Of ''all'' the possible ways to remember an NPC by... |
| 620 | --->'''Chugga:''' Gedd, I knew it was ''some'' sort of race from ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''. |
| 621 | ** No wonder Chugga latches onto Mikhail so much. To the simp goes the spoiled relationship. |
| 622 | --->'''Chugga:''' I relate to this guy so hard. I, uh... was going after a girl who was [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} aromantic]] in, um... middle school, and, uh... didn't really understand what that was at the time, where'd anybody ''could'' be such a thing when I was, like, 12, so, uh... [[CasanovaWannabe yeaaah, didn't go well! Didn't go well at all!]] |
| 623 | ** While Haze is talking to Mini, both Addam ''and'' Mythra somehow pull off [[Franchise/DragonBall Instant Transmission]]. |
| 624 | ** [[WesternAnimation/ChalkZone From the looks of this nest, I would estimate the Overaffectionate Murph is about the size of a large ostrich. Perhaps 6 or more feet tall with multicolored, decorative plumage, and huge, bright red lips.]] |
| 625 | --->'''Chugga:''' Moonbeam Banana, there it is! Right behind the, uh... Overaffectionate Bird of Death! He just wants to give you [[{{Squick}} birdy kisses as he crushes your lip doing so]]! [[NoodleIncident Been there, done that.]] [[BestialityIsDepraved Had a bruise from it.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice ...It hurt so good!]] |
| 626 | ** Maybe Chugga was the reason master chef Pyra was conceived by Mythra. |
| 627 | --->'''Mythra:''' My cooking will make you howl for more! [[LethalChef And that's a promise.]]\ |
| 628 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[ExactWords Oooaaaaauuugh!]]'' |
| 629 | ** When talking to an NPC named Doc, Chugga gives him... what he ''thinks'' is the voice of Doc from ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. Made even better by the quest description. |
| 630 | --->◇ ''Doc, The Miasma Slayer'' |
| 631 | ---->''Less successful than the [[DigitalDestruction Buffy HD Remaster]]…'' |
| 632 | |
| 633 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STTyehqLX9w Episode 186: Hugo The Great]] |
| 634 | ** That, or Malos was trying to kill Mor Ardain's Titan faster. |
| 635 | --->'''Chugga:''' Boy, after seeing the state this village is in? [[CrossesTheLineTwice No wonder the Empire took over Gormott so easily!]] |
| 636 | ** [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E1TheAlgaesAlwaysGreenerSpongeguardOnDuty She's going to the Snack Bar...]] |
| 637 | --->'''Chugga:''' Yeah, Mythra! Put [[BoobBasedGag those things]] away! There's ''[[ThinkOfTheChildren children]]'' here! Oh, you only have one [[BaitAndSwitch Artifice]]? Oh, sorry. I thought you had more than one. |
| 638 | ** [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind I, Prince Addam Origo, have a dream that I know is ju-...]] Oh. Looks as though my adversaries have already done it ''[[NiceJobFixingItVillain for]]'' me. |
| 639 | --->'''Chugga:''' These are ''really'' bad bandits! They left basically ''everything'' that contained ''money''! ...I don't get it! With these Red Pollen Orbs, they even left all the ''[[EpicFail drugs]]''! What, do they just wanna kill [[ForTheEvulz for the fun of it]], or something?! |
| 640 | ** Maybe Klaus needed ''this'' to keep Ontos from entering the World of the Titans. |
| 641 | --->'''Chugga:''' Evilbane Perfume! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' We'll just, like, spray this in Malos' face, and he goes, "AAAHH, IT BURNS!", like pepper spray. |
| 642 | |
| 643 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k10N2tQEYTU Episode 187: Returning to the Site]] |
| 644 | ** Of ''all'' the {{Freudian Slip}}s he could ''possibly'' make, Chugga somehow mispronounces Malos as ''[[EpicFail Tora]]''. |
| 645 | |
| 646 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnuYpaXnF-Y Episode 188: Where's the Boy Gone?]] |
| 647 | ** Fitting for the [[RunningGag simpleton]] to be simpleminded. |
| 648 | --->'''Mythra:''' Oh, just a certain snob who's always giving me the stink-eye because I'm not [[NeverMyFault "acting with the proper decorum"]].\ |
| 649 | '''Chugga:''' ''(Brighid stares at Mythra with her eyes closed)'' Man, she gives you the stink-eye without even ''[[EyesAlwaysShut opening]]'' her eye. [[DeadpanSnarker That's impressive.]] |
| 650 | ** Is ''this'' how Aegises can find where each other are? |
| 651 | --->'''Mythra:''' Yeah, I'm not so hot on all that stuff. So I tread carefully.\ |
| 652 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Do you? Do you ''actually''? [[DeadpanSnarker 'Cause, I dunno, man.]] Like... Treading on that stuff, you might as well have [[WithCatlikeTread squeakers attached to the bottom of their shoes]]. |
| 653 | ** [[{{Pun}} Frank]]ly, there's not much of a need for such a place on Alrest when Titan Battleships already exist. |
| 654 | --->'''Chugga:''' The Traveler's Charm, and you don't even need to unlock the [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Touring Entertainer's Shack]] for it! |
| 655 | ** [[HarsherInHindsight If only Haze was passed on to Emperor Niall...]] |
| 656 | --->'''Chugga:''' Next, the Unforgettable Talisman! [[RunningGag Don't forget it!]]\ |
| 657 | '''Haze:''' I've made it [[InsubstantialIngredients with love]]! |
| 658 | ** Ahh, nothing like a little ToyShip to get your ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' anime fan gears into motion. |
| 659 | --->'''Mikhail:''' Milton started it!\ |
| 660 | '''Milton:''' Shut it, you!\ |
| 661 | '''Chugga:''' [[FoeYayShipping ...I ship it.]] No, okay, no. That's pretty wrong. They're, like, 8! ''(chuckles)'' |
| 662 | ** Trying to keep Lora away from Addam, eating her heart when she's about to die... Dear god, Jin really ''is'' a {{yandere}}. |
| 663 | --->'''Chugga:''' I dunno if [[CrazyJealousGuy Jin]] would like you gettin' so close to another man like that, Lora! ...Man, he is ''really'' [[LoveMakesYouCrazy obsessed with her]]! It's kinda nuts! ''(laughs)'' |
| 664 | |
| 665 | * [[https://youtu.be/K1AgukCQPKA Episode 189: Starting a Community]] |
| 666 | ** It's another good, long episode of [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer nothing but sidequests]], and the comments are ''not'' gonna [[NeverLiveItDown let this go unnoticed]]. |
| 667 | --->'''[=MaxAutoAttack=]:''' "This time, we're doing sidequests" Ah, it's so nice to see [[BlatantLies so much story progress lately]]!\ |
| 668 | '''Opening in Awe:''' We do the [[RunningGag community]] a [[{{Pun}} service]].\ |
| 669 | \ |
| 670 | Aka [[MemeticMutation sidequests go brrrr]]- |
| 671 | ** Kaeda's "Mad Naming Skills" [[PaintingTheMedium gets her a Blade Skill callout]]. |
| 672 | --->60% chance to do a [[ArmedWithCanon canon-annulling]] attack. |
| 673 | ** The absolute ''[[EpicFail gong show]]'' that is Addam taking copious amounts of fall damage (which Chugga [[NeverMyFault blames on Addam]] having weak knees), getting relentlessly pursued by a [[ExitPursuedByABear pack of Firm Volffs]]; then getting aggroed by a [[SuperPersistentPredator Gloomy Aspar that's out for blood]], who then proceeds to lightly shove Addam off the root [[UndignifiedDeath to his death]]. Hero of Torna, everybody! |
| 674 | --->'''Lora:''' I blame gravity for that one.\ |
| 675 | '''Chugga:''' ''[[WhatTheHellHero ...Lora!]]'' |
| 676 | ** And, what? Will Cole's play about Vandham be televised on Creator/TheBBC? |
| 677 | --->'''Brighid:''' Your Majesty… I beg to differ. "Friend" is hardly the appropriate word…\ |
| 678 | '''Mythra:''' For once, I agree with ol' [[MaliciousMisnaming bluebottle]] here.\ |
| 679 | '''Chugga:''' ''(laughs hard)'' Ahh, ''Simpleton & Bluebottle'', coming this fall on [[Creator/{{Fox}} FOX]]! My favorite {{sitcom|arch nemesis}}! |
| 680 | ** [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse If catching that thing is so important,]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse why]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse do anything else?! There's no reason to watch any of the other players! That's]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse such]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse a stupid rule!]] |
| 681 | --->◇ ''Seeking a Seeker'' |
| 682 | ---->''Ever think about how [[Literature/HarryPotter Quidditch]] is a [[GoldenSnitch terribly-designed game]]?'' |
| 683 | |
| 684 | * [[https://youtu.be/5StZh3Lla5U Episode 190: Growing a Community]] |
| 685 | ** Meh, he doesn't do [[Series/SaturdayNightLive nearly enough]] {{inner monologue}}s... |
| 686 | --->'''Chugga:''' Hey, guys. Check it out! [[{{Pun}} I'm]] ''[[Creator/AdamDriver Addam Driver!]]'' |
| 687 | ** Just like eating your own house, this is [[HurricaneOfPuns a lot to take in]]. |
| 688 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''A Taste of Home''! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' I tried [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} licking my house]] when I was 5. It, uh... was high in [[{{Pun}} iron]]? ''[[{{Rimshot}} (rimshot)]]'' |
| 689 | --->◇ ''A Taste of Home'' |
| 690 | ---->''Why, yes. Mythra’ s cooking does [[LethalChef taste like house]].'' |
| 691 | ** If he ''were'', he'd be [[InterspeciesRomance banging Brighid]] right about now. |
| 692 | --->'''Hugo:''' We're not done yet!\ |
| 693 | '''Chugga:''' Wait, d-did the [[MemeticBadass Ardainian]] say, "[[RunningGag You're not done]] yet"? ...Hugo? Hugo. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Are you the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Iblis Trigger]]? |
| 694 | ** As soon as Chugga finds out that [[SpringtimeForHitler Hassan wanted]] a ''bad'' Chilsainian Kascha... |
| 695 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''([[LethalChef Mythra]] learns how to make Chilsainian Kascha DX)'' Pfft! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Oh, god.]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck No!]] [[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Well, uh... [[BlackComedy I hope his mother got to say that she loved him before he died!]] |
| 696 | ** It didn't matter how much Mythra relied on [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency the Aegis]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Secret Technique]], Whistling Bathein was still able to get a [[DemonicSpiders cheap shot]] in on her. |
| 697 | --->'''Whistling Bathein:''' '''''[[RunningGag YOU'RE DONE!!!]]''''' ''(kills Mythra in [[OneHitKill a single shot]])'' |
| 698 | [[/folder]] |
| 699 | |
| 700 | [[folder:Episodes [=191-200=]]] |
| 701 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOIzKnlRjGo Episode 191: Feeding an Army]] |
| 702 | ** It's like every time a Prince appears in Alrest, someone's gotta take the piss out of them. |
| 703 | --->'''Kaleena:''' Having someone you can communicate with so well… I have to say, I'm envious.\ |
| 704 | '''Chugga:''' Addam would know ''nothing'' about that ''[[NoRespectGuy whatsoever]]''! Wow! Way to ostracize your... what, [[WithFriendsLikeThese 12th-in-line]] for the throne? |
| 705 | ** Not even a story-expanding prequel can [[KickTheDog throw him a bone]]... |
| 706 | --->'''Chugga:''' Bye, Aegaeon! ''(laughs)'' [[OutOfFocus I guess we just won't explain you at all!]] |
| 707 | ** The parallels between Feris and the Pride are rather uncanny, no? |
| 708 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 ♪Naaaaants ingonyaaaaama bagithi baba!♪]]'' |
| 709 | |
| 710 | * [[https://youtu.be/sd3Fx6CngkY Episode 192: You Broke This Bridge]] |
| 711 | ** Apparently, Tirkin [[TastesLikeChicken taste like stew]]. |
| 712 | --->'''Jin:''' It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does anyone have any requests?\ |
| 713 | '''Mythra:''' Ooohh, do something meaty!\ |
| 714 | '''Jin:''' Understood. [[DeadpanSnarker Steamed vegetables, it is.]]\ |
| 715 | '''Chugga:''' Jin, I thought you were cooking your special dish tonight! What're you accepting input for? |
| 716 | ** Chugga switches to Brighid to take on a party healing role, and it seems like things are [[HopeSpot going well for once]], with one of the two Sordis Rhoguls being killed. That is, until the other Rhogul uses a [[YankTheDogsChain Blowdown Art]] on Brighid, she falls off the cliff... and she plops face-first onto the precipice below. |
| 717 | ** And if that wasn't humiliating enough, Brighid also has the misfortune of later [[ToiletHumor getting farted on]] by a Gogol. Did [[SitcomArchNemesis Mythra]] write the script for this episode, or what? |
| 718 | |
| 719 | * [[https://youtu.be/d6lOMNDe7wg Episode 193: Return of the Emperor]] |
| 720 | ** Spoiling it right off the bat, our [[MyNewGiftIsLame reward]] for HundredPercentCompletion... is '''''[[AndYourRewardIsClothes SHOPPING]]'''''. |
| 721 | ** In a post-battle conversation, Lora [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend denies anything going on between her and Jin]]. [[ShipperOnDeck Chugga disagrees.]] |
| 722 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oooooooh, somethin' goin' on! I don't buy it for a second! Ah, it would be insufferable for me to have a crush on you. |
| 723 | ** Chugga's reaction to Lora's favorite Pouch Item. |
| 724 | --->'''Lora:''' ''(sighs)'' Jin's cooking is always so mouth-watering.\ |
| 725 | '''Chugga:''' [[DoubleEntendre I don't think it's just his cooking that is.]]\ |
| 726 | '''Jin:''' ''(unlocks a new Affinity Node)'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption In the kitchen or not, I'm your man.]]\ |
| 727 | '''Chugga:''' ''(laughs)'' [[LampshadeHanging Well-timed, Jin.]] |
| 728 | ** [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Sometimes, he lies awake at night and asks, "When will it all end?" Then, a voice comes to him that says, "When Monolith decides to stop hating you."]] |
| 729 | --->'''Aegaeon:''' Use my power to its utmost!\ |
| 730 | '''Chugga:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Gotcha, won't use you at all.]] |
| 731 | |
| 732 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTVlrIcbvuc Episode 194: Lurking in the Shadows]] |
| 733 | ** Hearing Jin first mutter "Flesh-Eater" [[HarsherInHindsight hits differently]], huh? |
| 734 | --->'''Chugga:''' Man, watching Jin is like watching a [[DoomedByCanon slow-moving trainwreck]]! |
| 735 | ** The lack of a Nopon party member's already starting to become jarring. |
| 736 | --->'''Chugga:''' He wants to defeat Telah [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Riki]] on Olnard's Trail in Torna. We'll be on the lookout for that, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap er]]- Not Riki; ''[[VerbalBackspace Riik]]''. |
| 737 | |
| 738 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRikWkzXRFY Episode 195: Punpun’s Rival]] |
| 739 | ** Maybe ''this'' was the order of despair Amalthus was trying to rain upon Alrest. |
| 740 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[LampshadeHanging ...Why do I keep pausing to switch the party?]] No, this is ''Torna ~ The Golden Country''! This is not the Alrest of 500 years from now that is ruled by the... [[NeverLiveItDown Bad Tutorial]] Regime! |
| 741 | ** If Bana had a G for every ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' reference made in this LP, he'd have 2G. [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb ...Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.]] |
| 742 | --->'''Mythra:''' One step closer!\ |
| 743 | '''Chugga:''' Somehow, I doubt this was intentional, but [[Music/ChristinaPerri one step closer]], and [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]] Striker? Yeah. |
| 744 | ** For some reason, when discussing Jin's favorite Pouch Item as being Steel Salmon Tempura, Chugga decides to do a Creator/BillyMays impression, complete with an edit of Billy Mays in the bottom-right corner. |
| 745 | |
| 746 | * [[https://youtu.be/MIJdHVzIeJc Episode 196: Secret Family Recipes]] |
| 747 | ** Addam Origo, the Prince of [[IWasQuiteAFashionVictim Fashion Victims]]. |
| 748 | --->'''Vez:''' I have a minor point to report!\ |
| 749 | '''Chugga:''' Why do you make your... Retainers dress up in ''[[WTHCostumingDepartment duck helmets]]''?\ |
| 750 | '''Vez:''' Here it comes… I have dropped the vault key!\ |
| 751 | '''Chugga:''' [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Oh, no! I dropped the VAULT KEY!]] |
| 752 | ** Knowing Addam, he'll give Lora [[Music/AlanisMorissette 10,000 spoons before she even gets a knife]]. |
| 753 | --->'''Addam:''' Lora, is there anything you need?\ |
| 754 | '''Lora:''' ''(in [[RunningGag Mòrag]]'s voice)'' Whuh?!\ |
| 755 | '''Addam:''' We've only come this far thanks to you. Speak, and your wish will be granted.\ |
| 756 | '''Lora:''' You're kinda putting me on the spot here…\ |
| 757 | '''Chugga:''' [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tableware!]] [[SkewedPriorities Go for the tableware!]] |
| 758 | ** One wrong move, and UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan might end up launching ballistics on the Aletta region. ...Hey, it's better than dealing with Amalthus. |
| 759 | --->'''Chugga:''' I'm here to tell you that, despite what a great leader everyone says he is, Addam is a terrible, ''[[FauxHorrific terrible]]'' leader. Why? ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' He literally has ''{{drugs|are bad}}'' in his backyard! Not just that; he has drug ''trafficking'' in his backyard! These... barrels are being left around, for ''drug dealing''! |
| 760 | ** Jin wants to take down a Regus Moramora, he says. ...Well, BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor. |
| 761 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(three more Moramoras come [[ThisIsGonnaSuck flying in]]) [[BigWhat What?!]]'' Is this a ''convention'', or something?! What's with the clown car letting out?! |
| 762 | |
| 763 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2uHzBDlpKM Episode 197: Another Life]] |
| 764 | ** While Chugga is gushing over the series of cutscenes that just transpired, [[ShipperOnDeck notably]] the one proving that [[OfficialCouple Jin and Lora are an item]], he runs past a Green Barrel, accompanied by FlavorText saying "''[[FailedASpotCheck Come back for meeee!]]''" |
| 765 | ** Chugga discusses the [[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct improved voice direction]] of ''Torna''... only got a Regus Moramora to [[JumpScare jumpscare]] him out of nowhere. |
| 766 | --->'''Chugga:''' I ''don't'' find there to be really any- ''(Moramora flies up) ohhh'' boy, [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption jarring moments]]! You love [[ImmediateSelfContradiction making a liar]] out of me! |
| 767 | ** When Chugga checks to see if all his Blades have Hunter's Chemistry II, he gives one to Haze, and one to Minoth. ...He doesn't have a spare to give to [[ButtMonkey Aegaeon]], though. |
| 768 | --->'''Chugga:''' Well, Aegaeon, [[KickTheDog you're just the worst at everything]]! I'm sorry! I don't make the rules; Takahashi decreed it, and thus, it is! |
| 769 | |
| 770 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNu3MIfpOKM Episode 198: Gold Beneath the Sands]] |
| 771 | ** That, ''and'' she didn't carry a spare canteen on hand? TooDumbToLive |
| 772 | --->'''Palva:''' You really saved my bacon, thank you.\ |
| 773 | '''Chugga:''' [[ExposedToTheElements You're dressed for winter, lady!]] You can't blame us! You ca- [[LampshadeHanging You can't blame anyone but yourself!]] |
| 774 | ** Chugga's caught up fighting a Regus Moramora, but once he finishes, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck he realizes]] that there's a [[FromBadToWorse Level 43 Legarre Marrin]] behind it, and fully expects to lose. To his surprise, though, he manages to inflict a Topple Art on it, causing it to go [[CurbStompBattle careening down the cliffside]], and gets both a level up and all of the drops for his troubles. |
| 775 | ** Good lord, what is happening in the World Tree?! |
| 776 | --->'''Chugga:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within a desert?!]] It doesn't make a ''lick'' of sense, but, ''[[SceneryPorn wwwwwow]]''! Oh, that's such a good view! |
| 777 | ** You think he has ''friends'' to go see? You think he has places to go hang out? You think he has dates to go on? You think he has sex to have? Well, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Moltres]], apparently, [[CallBack you don't know 31-year olds in quarantine very well]]! |
| 778 | --->'''Chugga:''' Oh, I just need to jump a hundred times. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' It's a Thursday night, [[SelfDeprecation I don't got a date, I have nowhere to be]]; we're doing it! |
| 779 | ** Chugga's death quote when [[CurbStompBattle losing]] to Beatific Ophelia is one for the books. |
| 780 | --->'''Chugga:''' I'll never make fun of Ophelia saying, [[VideoGame/OctopathTraveler "your excellency,"]] ever again. |
| 781 | ** And right after that, Chugga gets [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown spawn-camped]] by the {{mook|s}} versions. |
| 782 | --->'''Chugga:''' I never thought I would die to ''[[KillerRabbit christmas decorations]]''. There's three of them! Come on, guys! It was on the spawn point! That's... ''(dies again)'' ...not my fault! I was just trying to end the video like a good little Let's Player! |
| 783 | |
| 784 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoLsZ9ol-V8 Episode 199: The Golden Capital]] |
| 785 | ** Chugga starts the video off by impersonating... Hugo's "voice". |
| 786 | --->'''Chugga:''' This is ''not'' even ''[[OohMeAccentsSlipping remotely]]'' an impression of Hugo. |
| 787 | ** Maybe ''Aegaeon'' was the [[CallBack little brother who said to Chugga]] that everything's falling apart. |
| 788 | --->'''Chugga:''' ''(Aegaeon fails to use Superstrength Level 3)'' Aegaeon, do you need to do squats? We can do that for you. We've done it before! ''(check Aegaeon's Affinity Chart)'' I need to ''[[{{Greed}} bribe you]]'' to get stronger?! [[DeadpanSnarker What are you, a high schooler?]] |
| 789 | ** Chugga takes a [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/204f8a89_e5b3_4598_beb5_9255297da95b.png screencap]] of a Greetz Antol dissipating, and for what reason? |
| 790 | --->'''FlavorText:''' ''I'M NOT EVEN ARACHNOPHOBIC AND [[PrimalFear THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE]]'' |
| 791 | |
| 792 | * [[https://youtu.be/KCYuvNavJKM Episode 200: Eternally a Community]] |
| 793 | ** Chugga's not ashamed to admit that [[MilestoneCelebration Episode 200]] is nothing but [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer sidequests]]. |
| 794 | --->'''Description:''' We hit the first roadblock in this story! [[BaitAndSwitchComment But that's okay.]] |
| 795 | ** The sight of Tyler talking to Hugo [[GoodBadBugs from the back]] makes it appear he's [[StageWhisper breathing down his neck]]. |
| 796 | --->'''Chugga:''' I was... actually clutching my chest while I was doing that! |
| 797 | ** Yes, ''clearly'' the [[SarcasmMode best pick-me-up]] for Sorrel to face her depression. |
| 798 | --->'''Chugga:''' It's okay! No matter ''how'' much you just wanna die... [[DamnedByFaintPraise you're still a better cook than Mythra.]] |
| 799 | ** Chugga's secretly been a villain ever since his mom [[StartOfDarkness gave him alcohol]] [[CallBack at his graduation]]. |
| 800 | --->'''Chugga:''' You always just ''know'' [[ObviousJudas somebody's gonna be a villain]] whenever you hear them talked about like that. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Which sucks, because ''I'm'' [[IResembleThatRemark married to my work]]! |
| 801 | ** Well, whaddaya know? ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' actually ''was'' [[ValuesResonance topical]]. |
| 802 | --->◇ ''An Oasis for All'' |
| 803 | ---->''It’ s kind of messed up that we have to pay for water, huh?'' |
| 804 | ** Hey, it's not Aegaeon's fault that he's a [[ThePigpen dust magnet]]. He's never used. |
| 805 | --->'''Chugga:''' Aegaeon, you stink. [[{{Fartillery}} In more ways than one.]] |
| 806 | ** Yes, [[PoesLaw it's the former]], but it's not even a British term this time. It's Latin. |
| 807 | --->'''Jin:''' Good idea. Vox populi…\ |
| 808 | '''Chugga:''' Is "vox populi" a European saying that I've never heard of [[SelfDeprecation 'cause I'm American]], or [[RunningGag is it a]] ''[[RunningGag Xenoblade]]'' [[RunningGag thing]]? |
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