Line #19 Funny/ChasingAmy


1	* During the panel where Hooper X speaks, there is a white writer clutching his briefcase in mortal terror of Hooper X, and is even named 'Bryan White'.
2	* "What's a Nubian?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
3	** "'What's a Nubian?' Bitch, you almost made me laugh!"
4	* The ShipToShipCombat between Hooper and Banky involving ComicBook/ArchieComics.
5	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7gEGl_dKg "Four Way Road"]] speech.
6	** Made even better by this comment:
7	-->My male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian friend laughed her ass off at this scene.
8	* "YOU FUCKING TRACER!"
9	** "I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!"
10	*** ''[[YourMom Your mother's a tracer!]]''
11	* Hooper and a young fan of his staring Holden down as "The Man".
12	* Alyssa and Banky's VolleyingInsults. "Fuck you." "Not even if you let me videotape it."
13	* Banky bemoaning how he never got a chance to hook up with a Catholic school girl as a kid.
14	--> "[A]s it stands now, I have no stories that include the line "...and then I removed her jumper."
15	* Let's not forget how the movie was originally released on UsefulNotes/{{Laserdisc}}, and Kevin Smith [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxyq1ztPib4 opened the commentary by saying]] "Fuck DVD." When the commentary [[{{Irony}} was reused for the DVD release]], Smith recorded a special intro where he claimed [[BlatantLies Jason Mewes said that, not him]].
16	* When he chastises Alyssa for wanting to have sex with a woman who's not her girlfriend...
17	--> '''Alyssa''': I bet you don't love every girl you have sex with.
18	--> '''Banky''': Some I downright loath.
19	* The cutaway gag of a guy's explicit monologue of how [[spoiler: he and his buddy Cody engaged in a threesome with Alyssa back in high school. All set to loud rap music as the guy explains every detail]].
20	--> '''Cohee Lundin''': [[spoiler: ''[Explaining how Alyssa's High-School nickname "Finger-Cuffs" came to be]'' Alyssa Jones? Shit I know Alyssa Jones, I mean I KNOW Alyssa Jones! Know what I'm sayin'? Me and Rick Darris used to hang around her house after school and shit cause her parents were like never home and shit. One day Rick just whips it out and starts rubbin it on her leg and shit, starts chasin her around the living room. I was dyin. But you know what the crazy bitch did? She drops to her knees and she just starts suckin him off. Right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there man. I almost died. But that's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part was Rick, man, right in the middle of it, he turns to me and he says 'Cohee!' Just like that, 'Co-Hee!' So I'm like, "Yo ill give it a shot." So I start pullin' her pants down and shit. All slow cause I'm figurin' any minute she's gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth and shit right? But yo check this shit out man. Shes all into it. She doesn't even try to stop me or nothin'. Shes all wet and shit and I just start going to work, Know what I'm sayin? Me and Rick are just going to town on this crazy bitch and shes just loving it, all moaning and shit, it was fucked up! So Ricks the one that came up with the nickname, cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-damned Chinese finger cuffs!]]

Context Funny / ChasingAmy