Line #10 Funny/Cellular

Context Funny / Cellular

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1	* Ryan's friend Chad calling him to complain how his "date" with the girl with huge nipples resulted in him being volunteered to be a silly whale mascot for the day. And uses it to flirt with blonde women.
2	-->'''Chad:''' Did you guys know a blue whale has an eleven foot penis?
3	* Jessica's surname is Martin. When Ryan arrives at the school, she tells him her son's name is Ricky.
4	-->'''Ryan:''' Ricky Martin? You named your child Ricky Martin?!
5	-->'''Jessica:''' It was before [[Music/RickyMartin the singer]]...
6	* In an otherwise terrifyingly tense scene with Ethan interrogating Jessica, she's trying to hide her broken phone because some middle-aged woman on Ryan's end is ''blasting'' hip hop music from her car and ignoring his protests, causing him no end of annoyance.
7	* When Ryan was desperately asking around for a charger in the Cellular store, and all he got were busy salespeople.
8	--> "Sweetie, I'm on break, ''take a number''."
9	* When Ryan goes into the cell phone store ''with a loaded gun'' and shooting the smiley face sticker on the numbered ticket machine.
10	--> '''Ryan:''' "NOW WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN CHARGER?!"
11	** The news report later reporting on Ryan's "robbery" where the salesman mentions that not only did Ryan actually pay for the charger, he ''overpaid'' because they had a sale.
12	* The lawyer in the blue car.
13	--> "...goes from 0 to 60 in seven seconds, takes the girls' panties off in 3.5 seconds."
14	--> he starts to lose the signal
15	--> "Hello? Mom, are you still there?"
16	** When Ryan's call gets jumbled in the cell signal, and ends up in the lawyer's phone, Ryan has to acquire it.
17	-->'''Ryan:''' Give me your phone, [''points gun at the car door''] or I shoot your car!\
18	'''Lawyer:''' [[OhCrap Oh hell no!]] [''immediately gives him the phone'']
19	** When the lawyer is at the impound trying to get his car back, Ryan appears in a cab and steals the lawyer's car ''again''.
20	* Creator/WilliamHMacy wearing the green algae mask. After one too many beauty parlor ribbings, Macy's character finally snaps back in the end, "It's a day spa, you fuck!"
21	* The final lines of the movie:
22	-->'''Jessica:''' I don't know if there's anything I can ever do to thank you.\

Context Funny / Cellular