Line #5 Funny/BringItOn


1	[[AC:Bring It On]]
2	* The school's football team is so bad, their own announcer can be heard telling the crowd when their next defeat will be at the end of the game.
3	-->'''Jock #1''': Jan's got spirit, yes he do!
4	-->'''Jock #2''': Jan's got spirit, how bout you?
5	-->'''Jan''': [[SkewedPriorities Dude! You just lost!]]
6	* One of the cheerleaders is injured in their first practice of the season (thus necessitating the auditions and Missy joining the team):
7	-->'''Les''': You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
8	-->'''Torrance''': [[FromACertainPointOfView When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground.]]
9	* The auditions scene, including one of the male cheerleaders being DistractedByTheSexy enough to fall backwards out of his chair. And then there's the girl who starts sobbing mid-cheer because she just broke up with her boyfriend, and that guy who starts singing "Give My Regards to Broadway":
10	-->'''Courtney:''' EXCUSE ME! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What's. With. The song?]]
11	-->'''Theatre Boy:''' Isn't this the audition for...''Theatre/{{Pippin}}''?
12	-->'''Courtney:''' [''waves finger''] ''No.''
13	** The hilarity is doubled for fans of ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' -- Theatre Boy is played by Creator/RyanDrummond, aka the English voice of the eponymous character of the games from 1999 to 2004. Just try picturing '''Sonic''' singing showtunes and try not to lose your shit.
14	** And then there's that girl who asked a ''lot'' of questions:
15	-->'''Girl:''' And do I have to wear those little underwear things? [[GoingCommando I don't like wearing underwear.]]
16	-->'''Torrance:''' [[NoJustNoReaction THANKS.]]
17	* The carwash scene. Missy is just so blunt.
18	--> '''Cliff''': You know, I begged my mom for a brother.
19	-->'''Torrance''': He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, wouldn't he?
20	* "You...are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."
21	-->'''Sparky''': Smile.
22	-->''Missy [[TechnicallyASmile grimaces at him.]]''
23	-->'''Sparky''': Don't smile.
24	* Missy reflects on the atmosphere of a national cheer competition:
25	-->'''Missy''': I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.
26	* A coach at the finals giving a pep talk to a nervous cheerleader:
27	-->'''Coach''': "The most important thing is to relax. Remember, always smile-"[[[VomitIndiscretionShot Cheerleader covers coach in vomit]]]
28	** And the two cheerleaders who witnessed that vomiting promptly toss the protein bars they were eating into the garbage.
29	* Torrance is annoyed because her mom wants her to focus more on academics.
30	-->'''Torrance''': [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanda_Holloway You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.]]
31	-->'''Mrs. Shipman''': That mother didn't kill anyone. She hired a hitman. \
32	''Torrance rolls her eyes at her mother''
33	* The Toros' regionals routine. They spend most of it grinning as widely as possible, but that can't cover how distinctly crappy their choreography is or how awkward it is that both they and the team directly before them bought the same routine from the same choreographer.
34	* Courtney's angry confrontation with a scrappy six-year-old cheerleader in the bathroom line.
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36	[[AC:All Or Nothing]]

Context Funny / BringItOn