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3 | * The Crypt Keeper's lunch with the mummy director, clearly hating every moment of it. |
4 | -->'''[[Creator/WilliamSadler Mummy]]:''' The last picture that I directed made a fortune, and I don't need to tell you what a piece of shit ''that'' was. |
5 | -->'''Crypt Keeper:''' ''[thinking]'' No, you don't. I ''know'' what a piece of shit it was! |
6 | ** And this gem, as the mummy rambles on about a colleague. |
7 | --->'''Mummy:''' Now, of course, he'd give his left nut to work with me. |
8 | --->'''Crypt Keeper:''' ''[thinking]'' I'd give ''my'' left nut for this lunch to be over. |
9 | * Rafe mockingly refers to the police as "Series/TheATeam" as he tries to offer his services to Catherine. |
10 | * Rafe holds his office in a run-down adult movie theater. |
11 | * Catherine catches Rafe [[EatingTheEyeCandy ogling her legs]]. |
12 | * Rafe is shown a photo of Caleb: |
13 | -->'''Rafe:''' Wow. Same parents? |
14 | * Rafe receives a phone call from his ex-wife. |
15 | -->'''Rafe:''' ''[on the phone]'' I don't care what your scumbag lawyer says! Business is tight! [...] Y'know, you're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality. |
16 | ** As Catherine starts to leave in disgust after finding a vintage poster of an adult film, Rafe ends the call with "I gotta go. Fuck you." |
17 | * Rafe trying to dig up more info on the brothel at the bar. |
18 | -->''[Zeke's shot knocks a beer onto a girl]'' |
19 | -->'''Rafe:''' Six pack in the side cleavage! |
20 | ** After he causes Zeke to mess up a pool shot: |
21 | --->'''Zeke:''' Step outside. |
22 | --->'''Rafe:''' Sorry, Zeke, I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob. |
23 | * During Reverend Current's sermon, the teleprompter lags, and Current is forced to improvise for a few moments. After the sermon ends, he warns a technician that if the teleprompter does it again, he'll "fire his butt." |
24 | * Rafe comments to Catherine that Current's church looks like "Franchise/{{Superman}}'s dad's joint on Krypton." |
25 | * Rafe informs Catherine that Caleb went to a brothel. |
26 | -->'''Catherine:''' A whorehouse? |
27 | -->'''Rafe:''' A house inhabited by whores. |
28 | * As Jenkins ravenously eats a burger while talking about the brothel, Rafe remarks the meat is still mooing. |
29 | * Some actual clever dialogue in the film as Rafe tries to gain entry to the brothel: |
30 | -->'''Rafe:''' I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.[[note]]The cover for the whorehouse.[[/note]] |
31 | -->'''[=McCutcheon=]:''' I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow. |
32 | -->'''Rafe:''' I, uh, really must pay my respects right now. |
33 | -->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' Then I suggest you come back ''tomorrow''. |
34 | -->'''Rafe:''' Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly ''sad''. |
35 | -->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' [[BlatantLies I'm so sorry.]] |
36 | -->'''Rafe:''' And if I don't grieve right now, maybe even grieve two or three times, I'm going to go out of my mind, okay? |
37 | -->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private... with a box of tissues! ''[slams the door in Rafe's face]'' |
38 | * When Jenkins tears up Rafe's business card, Rafe notes it was his only one. |
39 | * Before Rafe is transported to the brothel: |
40 | -->'''Rafe:''' Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake." |
41 | ** To which [=McCutcheon=] comments they like crumpets, too. |
42 | * As Rafe looks around the brothel and is rhetorically asked where he is: |
43 | -->'''Rafe:''' Larry Flynt's id? |
44 | * Lilith confronts Rafe and tries to seduce him. |
45 | -->'''Rafe:''' I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type. |
46 | * Rafe covers his ass after it comes out he's not officially licensed as a private eye. |
47 | -->'''Rafe:''' I was there as an everyday horny citizen! |
48 | * When Rafe, accompanied by the police chief and Catherine, arrive at the mortuary where [=McCutcheon=] has covered up any sign that there's a brothel operating there: |
49 | -->'''Rafe:''' They're ''Film/{{Gaslight}}''-ing me, man! |
50 | ** Rafe, with contemptuous amusement, refers to [=McCutcheon=] as "little [[Creator/LaurenceOlivier Olivier]]" as he continues lying to the police chief. |
51 | ** Catherine stomps on Rafe's foot after he calls [=McCutcheon=] "a god-damn liar." |
52 | * Current has a prop called the "Laserlight of the Lord" which nearly hits him during a rehearsal. |
53 | * While Rafe and Catherine are looking for Caleb in the factory: |
54 | -->'''Rafe:''' I feel like I'm in a bad episode of ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt''. |
55 | * After Rafe shoots Caleb who has been turned into a vampire: |
56 | -->'''Rafe:''' Sorry, Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore. |
57 | -->'''Caleb:''' ''[regains consciousness]'' Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis! |
58 | -->'''Rafe:''' Katherine, run from your brother. |
59 | * As Catherine prepares to cross a gap: |
60 | -->'''Rafe:''' ''[starting back for the stairs]'' That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've ever... ''[sees Caleb]'' |
61 | -->'''Caleb:''' Hi, dickhead. |
62 | -->'''Rafe:''' ''[heading back to the ledge]'' That is the second craziest fuckin' thing I've ever... |
63 | * Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's [[TheCameo cameo]] as Rafe's hospital roommate who complains about the noise made by Tammy [[LudicrousGibs exploding]] after being exposed to sunlight. She shoots Rafe a dirty look before going back to sleep. |
64 | * Rafe [[CarMeetsHouse crashes his car into the mortuary]], [[CarFu flattening [=McCutcheon=]]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure which is obviously a dummy]]. |
65 | * Current [[LiteralAssKicking literally kicking Vincent in the ass]]. |
66 | * In a glorious inversion of DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu, Lilith [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]] at Rafe after he strikes her in the shoulder with an ax. |
67 | -->'''Lilith:''' Fuck you! |
68 | * After Lilith handcuffs him to the railing: |
69 | -->'''Rafe:''' I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you! |
70 | * Rafe, still handcuffed to the railing, trying to BS his way out of trouble as Lilith, [[OneWingedAngel rapidly]] [[BodyHorror deteriorating]] from being hit with the [[ChekhovsGun Laserlight of the Lord]] in an attempt to cut out her heart, advances on him, threatening to kill him. |
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