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1	* Early on, after [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/203-better-off-dead Thomas insults a customer]], [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/207-windtalker Carol yells at him about his misconduct, showing him the comment card the customer had filled out, and he proceeds not to care.]]
2	-->'''[[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/208-nice Carol:]]''' Yes, we all think you're very clever... what if this had made it to the home office?\
3	'''Thomas:''' [[FridgeLogic Wait, how did you end up with it?]]\
4	'''Carol:''' He, uh... he couldn't figure out the letterbox.\
5	'''Thomas''' [''as Ed goggles in disbelief'']: ''Nice.''
6	* [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/402-it-implies-a-work-ethic "On a scale from zero to fucked, how much trouble am I in, do you think?"]]
7	* [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/827-remembrance Nina reminiscing with Thomas about their senior year at high school]], after [[NoodleIncident the accident]], saying, "I think yours were the first kind words anyone said to me."
8	-->'''Nina:''' Do you remember the first thing you ever said to me?\
9	'''Thomas''' [''nervously'']: Not exactly...\
10	'''Nina:''' [[BrutalHonesty "It sucks about your friends dying. Don't let those dicks get to you."]]
11	* [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/874-stop-lying-to-yourself John demonstrates]] the RhetoricalQuestionBlunder.
12	* [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/1023-the-wave Ed tries to stop Jess from taking over Jo's movie by becoming a 'producer'. She insists that a producer is a real thing.]]
13	-->'''Ed:''' Okay, fine, so what is it that a producer does then?\
14	'''Jess:''' Um, well, it's hard to explain...\
15	'''Ed:''' Uh huh... I am being swept away on a veritable tsunami of confidence. [-Oh no! Help me!-]
16	* [[http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/1054-hierarchy Jo lays down some truth for Ed.]]
17	-->'''Jo:''' ''Ed, love is the biggest deal!''\
18	'''Ed:''' Is it?\

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