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3[[folder: The Upper Hive]]
4First Session[[note]]Players: Karl the Deranged, Garrot, Voytek, Failsnake, Turbodunker, Mako, Larry Luxus, Dr. White[[/note]]
5* The introductions and setup from the very first episode of The Upper Hive set the game's tone pretty well.
6-->'''Failsnake:''' [[IncomingHam SHUT UP, I'M THE KING OF THIS PLACE.]]
7-->'''Voytek:''' Hi I'm Voytek, [[RememberTheNewGuy nobody knows me.]]
8-->'''[[FunetikAksent Turbodunker]]:''' I'm Turbo! [[Anime/{{Voltron}} And I'm going to form the head!]]
9-->'''Dr. White:''' I'm the guy [[OldShame who came up with that shitty fucking sandwich story a million years ago.]]
10-->'''Larry:''' Nobody loves me! No fuck off!
11* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount Franchise/HarryPotter to the viewer. This is about as a good idea as it sounds.
12--> I'll show you what you've done to my friends, I cast PTSD!
13--> I cast leprosy!
14--> I cast unborn fetus at you.
15--> '''Corpsing'''
16-->'''Somebody:''' For fuck's sake, Karl stop!
17--> I'll show you Malfoy! I cast AIDS!
18-->'''Nurse Garrot:''' Lets Not Do This Again.
19** And this glorious quote is the end result.
20-->'''Karl:''' (As the words "Karl Saviour of the Internet" superimpose themselves on his head) [[PowerEchoes Fuck you! T-this is dead! This meme is dead. It's not even a meme, this joke is dead. This inside joke died, along with all the others. It's at the bottom of the ocean. It's swimming w-with the fucking fishes]] [[RefugeInAudacity just like my grandmother, alright?]]
21* The game proper starts with the cast wondering just ''how'' they know Genestealers have infested the hive city, with Mako hanging a pretty heavy [[LampshadeHanging lampshade on it.]]
22-->'''Mako:''' I'm an Imperial Citizen, I dunno what the ''fuck'' that is.
23** Moments later Karl makes history with a bit of improv.
24-->'''Karl:''' Fuckin' they, they put up a flyer or something, look it's right here on the wall! It says-
25-->'''Failsnake:''' Damn Genestealers stealing our Jeans!
26-->'''Karl:''' It says, It says misspelled in fuckin' cut out letter from a newspaper: "[=FUK U WE gEnEsTEALERs My nAME Is KARMA KAsTIITARRIKAARI I cOME FROM FInLAnD=]"
27-->'''Voytek:''' Genestealers are from Finland? ''I KNEW IT!''
28* And then on the first night, when asked it they want to put anyone on trial, Mako makes a rather unusual suggestion.
29-->'''Mako:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense I want to hang myself.]]
30-->'''[[AxCrazy Karl]]:''' (Immediately) I would like to watch Mako hang himself.
31-->'''Mako:''' (Holding back laughter) I'll hang my- I vote me.
32-->'''Karl:''' Remember, it was- it wasn't I who wanted to murder him. I just want to watch him die.
33** And as Mako is accusing himself he has to play both sides of the court. His accusation and rebuttal make the whole farce.
34-->'''Mako:''' (Accusing) Because yesterday I ate a turkey sandwich for breakfast. Who does that?
35-->'''Mako:''' (Rebuttal) Fuck you, ur gay!
36-->'''Turbodunker:''' *starts giggling uncontrollably*
37-->'''Karl:''' [[TakeThat Sounds like a Call of Duty game.]]
38** Ultimately only Karl votes to kill Mako, causing Alfa to dump the case in the most graceful way he can.
39-->'''Alfa:''' K' fuck it.
40* The next morning Alfa take quite a while to announce the fatalities, causing Karl to quip
41-->'''Karl:''' WHAT IS THIS, FUCKING AMERICAN IDOL? JUST TELL ME ALREADY!
42-->'''Alfa:''' It is...
43-->'''Mako:''' After this commercial break!
44-->(The video cuts to a rapidly shaking ad for "R.A Veldt's [[strike: Snake Oil]] Miracle Elixir" set to Running in the 90s sped up)
45-->'''Alfa:''' [[spoiler: Garrot and Failsnake!]]
46-->'''Garrot:''' (Deadpan) Oh, you fucker.
47-->'''Mako:''' Oh god! [[spoiler: He killed Garrot and Failsnake.]]
48* Later after executing Larry, Karl proposes a strategy.
49-->'''Karl:''' We need to suspect all the quiet ones. Who's th- Voytek are you dead? Are you [[SuddenlyShouting DEAD VOYTEK?]]
50-->'''Voytek:''' No, I'm st-
51-->'''Karl:''' ARE YOU ALIVE?
52-->'''Voytek:''' Yeah, I'm still-
53-->'''Karl:''' YOU'RE A FUCKIN' GENESTEALER!
54** [[spoiler: Hilariously, out of all the people he could've accused, he picked the only one who ''wasn't'' a Genestealer.]]
55* The next morning, [[spoiler:Karl's paranoia didn't protect him.]]
56-->'''Alfa:''' I'm uh. I'm sorry to say this but uh... [[spoiler: Karl? You were [[PersonalSpaceInvader licked in the ear, and something touched your butt and then you... You suddenly died.]]]]
57-->[[spoiler: (Text shows up on screen that reads "RIP KARL 1298-2015)]]
58-->'''Garrot:''' That's what you get [[spoiler: Karl.]]
59* When Mako accuses Voytek for being a genestealer due to being a very quiet. We get some pretty good gems from their trial.
60-->'''Mako:''' He's been really quiet, and now he's just trying to think of a reason to shift blame to other people.
61-->'''Alfa:''' Ok, Voytek your rebuttal?
62-->'''Voytek:''' First of all I'm always quiet no matter what the situation is.
63-->'''Mako:''' You're always suspicious!
64-->'''Voytek:''' I am always suspicious! [[InsaneTrollLogic Thus me being suspicious is not being suspicious.]] *switches into Joseph Joestar's clothes* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Now Mako's next line is: "I'm gay LOL."]]
65-->'''Mako:''' I'm gay LOL! Huh!?
66-->'''Alfa:''' (Laughs)
67-->'''Mako:''' [[GratuitousJapanese Bakana!]]
68* This whole ordeal leaves only Voytek, Mako, White, and Turbo left alive, [[spoiler: allowing the Genestealers[[note]]Mako, White, and Turbo[[/note]] to rig the vote at the trial and get a clean sweep.]]
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70Second Session [[note]]Players: The Fresh Sorcerer, Bloxerbot, Sierra, Karl the Deranged, Failsnake, Dr. White, Larry Luxus, [=ThunderPsyker=], Voytek, Nostalgia, Blessed.[[/note]]
71* Just the way [=ThunderPsyker=][[note]]The voice of Kitten from [[WebAnimation/{{IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice}} If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device]][[/note]] introduces himself.
72-->'''Thunder:''' Hello everyone, I'm the guy who voiced ''and ruined'' your favorite talking banana and you will always refer that to me.
73* Right out the gate, Karl suspects Dr. White [[InsaneTrollLogic on the grounds that during the setup he had said that he was going to die, which Mako had done last game leading Karl to believe that White was trying to use reverse psychology on the group]]. [[spoiler: [[ProperlyParanoid He's right.]]]]
74* The trial of White proves very quickly that he's not very good at defending himself.
75-->'''Alfa:''' White, your rebuttal?
76-->'''Dr. White:''' O-oh... [[Radio/{{TrueCapitalist}} Johnny Walker, second harvest ohhhh yeaaaah!]]
77-->'''Fresh:''' Dr. White, defend yourself you fucking chode!
78* And then during White's accusation of Karl, Karl doesn't give any defense to his case because he was distracted by [[AxCrazy building a Guillotine for use in executions.]] He also remains on the Guillotine for the entire rest of the game.
79* During Larry's accusation of Fresh, Larry gives his case but is interrupted by Fresh's rebuttal. Larry being [[TheAlcoholic Larry]] however.
80-->'''Larry:''' You have a bottle? What's in there?
81-->'''Fresh:''' (Sighs heavily) [[DeadpanSnarker Arsenic.]] It smells like al- It tastes like almonds!
82-->'''Larry:''' (Loud Gasp)
83-->'''Thunder:''' He, He's got poison!
84* And then Fresh's golden rebuttal
85-->'''Fresh:''' Okay, my rebuttal is: Larry are you fucking stupid?
86* When the time comes to vote on if they should hang anyone, Failsnake votes yes on all three votes, prompting this lovely interaction.
87-->'''Dr. White:''' Failsnake just wants to commit murder.
88-->'''Failsnake:''' (Distorted) THE MURDERBONER
89* Come the next morning, Alfa reveals the casualties of the night.
90-->'''Alfa:''' Uh... Failsnake? [[BaitAndSwitch It's not you, it's Voytek.]]
91-->'''Failsnake:''' (Malicious Chuckling)
92-->'''Fresh:''' DOUBLE SHOCKU
93-->'''Thunder:''' Rest in peace Voytek, his potions were too strong for us.
94-->'''Voytek:''' (Strangled) My potions are too strong.
95* And then comes the investigative skills of Karl
96-->'''Karl:''' So yeah. [[CaptainObvious First off I think someone murdered someone.]]
97-->'''Dr. White:''' [[SarcasmMode Nooooo, really?]]
98* Right in the middle of Larry dramatically revealing himself to be the Espionist[[note]]A player who can learn the team of another player during the night[[/note]] in an attempt to at least [[TakingYouWithMe take Fresh with him]] Karl pipes in.
99-->'''Karl:''' OH MY GOD, IT'S FRESH! I HAVE THE GUILLOTINE RIGHT HERE, LET'S MURDER FRESH.
100* The next morning after failing to execute Fresh, Larry expects to be the casualty. [[spoiler: Instead...]]
101-->'''Larry:''' Bye!
102-->'''Alfa:''' [[spoiler: Nostalgia!]]
103-->'''Larry:''' What? [[OhCrap Ahhhh.]]
104-->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia]]:''' Well fuck you too.
105* During the accusing process, Thunder accuses Sierra on the grounds that Sierra[[note]] Whose avatar is a Tyranid Warrior in imperial clothing[[/note]] is a Tyranid in the first place.
106-->'''Sierra:''' Wooooooooow. [[FantasticRacism Typecasting much?]]
107-->'''Fresh:''' Thunder has a point. I mean, okay it is racist. It is very racist. But! Look at Sierra.
108-->'''Sierra:''' 'Ey!
109-->'''Fresh:''' He wants. To eat us.
110-->'''Sierra:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Yeh. Yeah I do.]]
111* And then there's Karl and Larry's interaction
112-->'''Karl:''' I say we strangle Larry, the fucking Hasselhoff loving German motherfucker.
113-->'''Larry:''' [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Don't you talk shit about David Hasselhoff!]]
114* Thunder's accusation brings us this.
115-->'''Thunder:''' He's a fuckin' Tyranid and before you accuse me of being racist, I will have you know [[TooMuchInformation I've had a very intimate relationship with a Tyranid]] [[InterspeciesRomance I mean what?]]
116-->'''Alfa:''' (Long wheezing laugh)
117-->'''Failsnake:''' Such details, [[BrainBleach I did not hear that.]]
118-->'''Fresh:''' In Thunder's defense, so have I!
119** For bonus points, a picture of an anthropomorphic female Tyranid shows up near Thunder during this scene.
120* Sierra proves almost as bad at defending himself as White.
121-->'''Sierra:''' Thunder, you're a good friend of mine. We have been friends for ''almost'' a minute and-
122-->'''Karl:''' Shut up Sierra, you're a liar. Burn him! Boo!
123-->'''Sierra:''' It's very easy to suspect me, [[NotHelpingYourCase Y'know. I'm Handsome, (holding back laughter) all the girls like me.]]
124-->'''Karl:''' Fuck you Sierra. [[BaitAndSwitch Therefore I say we fucking strangle Larry.]]
125-->'''Larry:''' Wha-?
126* Ultimately the group votes to kill Sierra, resulting in this little bit.
127-->'''Fresh:''' Hold on! Gentlemen, this means that this is the first public lynching! [[RefugeInAudacity Get the mariachi band!]]
128-->'''Bloxerbot (?):''' Let the [[Literature/{{DarkAngels}} Dark Angels]] come in!
129-->'''Sierra:''' On my final words I say Kristy [[note]]The anthro Tyranid from before[[/note]] enjoyed me more. [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled With those final words, I rip my own guts out.]]
130** And then the group wonders what will happen to Sierra's soul given that he wasn't human. Failsnake comes up with a theory:
131-->'''Failsnake:''' He's going to be recycled into a [[LowTierLetdown Pyrovore.]]
132-->'''Fresh:''' Failsnake, [[EveryoneHasStandards that's just mean.]]
133-->'''[[FrenchJerk Failsnake]]:''' Ah-heh-heh-heh!
134* The next day, Alfa decides to have a bit of fun announcing the dead
135-->'''Alfa:''' And this time, it is... [[spoiler:[[Creator/{{GordonRamsay}} Gordon Ramsay...]]]]
136-->'''[[spoiler:"Gordon Ramsay"]]:''' [[spoiler: THESE GENESTEALERS ARE FUCKING RAW!]]
137-->'''Alfa:''' It's actually [[spoiler: LARRY!]]
138
139* And then at the trial [[spoiler: The group successfully votes to kill Failsnake, allowing the Genestealers [[note]] Fresh, Blessed, and Dr. White AGAIN[[/note]] To secure a ''second clean sweep.'']]
140-->'''Alfa:''' You fucking. YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THIS CIVILIANS! [[spoiler: YOU'RE DEAD! YOU LOST, THE GENESTEALERS WON!]]
141-->'''Voytek:''' You guys are fuckin' idiots! You guys are fucking idiots, [[spoiler: welcome to Hell! You deserve it! [[CassandraTruth Larry wasn't a liar!]]]]
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143Third Session [[note]]Players: Dr. White, Voytek, Failsnake, Sierra, Kiwi, Mako, [=ThunderPsyker=], Karl the Deranged, Larry Luxus, The Fresh Sorcerer, Nostalgia.[[/note]]
144* The mere fact that this one is called the [[LetsGetDangerous "Actual Attempt Edition"]]
145* During a moment before the game begins where all the other players are [[VitriolicBestBuds shit talking each other]] Kiwi's [[TheGadfly personality]] is very quickly established.
146-->'''Fresh:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Kiwi's Name is Kiwi]] and Kiwi just going to just [[PokeThePoodle take a shit in your toilet]]
147-->'''Thunder(?):''' Kiwi has Schizophrenia.
148* This session reveals that the planet all the hive dwellers live on is called Purgatory. It's literally Purgatory, and after Kiwi asks why he's there he learns that prompting this.
149-->'''Kiwi:''' [[NoodleIncident Did Kiwi die in a ditch again?]]
150-->'''Everyone:''' Yes.
151-->'''Alfa:''' Most likely.
152-->'''Kiwi:''' FAK.
153* Dr. White is indicted by Thunder on the first day "for obvious reasons." In particular, based on White being a Genestealer on the past two days. Thunder's motive is either he kills White now and he turns out to be a Genestealer or he adds another innocent to his kill count
154** White is then unanimously voted to be killed, with each vote for yea growing increasingly unhinged
155-->'''Alfa:''' ...Kill Dr. White, yea or nay. Voytek?
156-->'''Voytek:''' Yea!
157-->'''Alfa:''' Failsnake?
158-->'''Failsnake:''' Hell yeah.
159-->'''Alfa:''' Sierra?
160-->'''Sierra:''' ...Huh? Yeah sure.
161-->'''Alfa:''' Kiwi?
162-->'''Kiwi:''' Sacrifice him to the sun!
163-->'''Alfa:''' Mako?
164-->'''Mako:''' ...[[SuddenlyShouting YEEEES!]]
165-->'''Alfa:''' Holy shit...Karl?
166-->'''Karl:''' DROWN HIM IN THE BATHTUB!
167** The kicker: White was [[spoiler: innocent for once.]]
168-->'''Dr. White:''' This is the first first-day murder.
169-->'''Karl:''' [[AxCrazy POUR LIQUID NITROGEN ON HIS FACE.]]
170-->'''Dr. White:''' (nervously) Congratulations... (laughs nervously)
171-->'''Mako:''' (cheerfully) Congratulations! You've lost!
172* The obituaries in this session are just full of dark comedy, such as the one for [[spoiler:Karl aka the Broodlord]]:
173-->Corpse found mauled to death by presumably a shock maul. His human appearance cracked upon impact. [[RefugeInAudacity Experts claim the human shell was made out of a thin layer of dead babies and paper mache]].
174* The raw HoYay shared between Mako and Voytek, starting with mentions of a shared sleeping bag, and ending with [[spoiler: Mako revealing his role as the preacher post-mortem and the fact that he protected Voytek ''every single night.'']]
175* After the first night the Injector targets Karl, causing him to only be able to speak gibberish. Then Alfa gets to the deaths.
176-->'''Alfa:''' I can first off say that, [[spoiler: Karl you're also dead.]]
177-->'''Mako:''' [[BigYes YES!]]
178** Gets even funnier when [[spoiler: Karl's]] role is revealed. [[spoiler: He's the Broodlord.]] Fresh sums it up beautifully.
179-->'''Fresh:''' *clearly holding back laughter* [[LetMeGetThisStraight So hold on, hold on. I want to go over this really quickly okay?]]
180-->'''Karl:''' [Angry Finnish]
181-->'''Fresh:''' We.. We fucking. Karl got injected... By his own people. And then he ''fucking died''.
182* [[spoiler:[[TheAlcoholic Larry]]]] dies on the same night, but was an innocent civilian. His obituary is perfectly fitting for him.
183-->His corpse was found gutted on the hive streets early in the morning. [[RefugeInAudacity Since his death his body has leaked 34 liters of alcoholic liquid, still counting. It will be harvested and rebottled by the Departmento Munitorium.]]
184** After the trials of the day, Kiwi and Mako raise the question if they can drink [[spoiler: Larry's grave]].
185-->'''Alfa:''' Well, you will be infused with [[spoiler: Larry's]] essence and... [[DemonicPossession He'll take over your body.]]
186-->'''Fresh:''' Essence?
187-->'''[[spoiler: Larry]]:''' *banging beer cans together* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
188* When asked what the group will do with [[spoiler: Karl's Corpse]] Kiwi suggests sacrificing it to the Sun. This prompts someone on the group to tell a short story about Purgatory's Grand Arch Magos creating a Space Elevator for this sole purpose. [[spoiler: Karl's body fuses with the Elevator as it's Machine Spirit, allowing him to continue spouting gibberish for the rest of the game. The first think he does? Perform some elevator music with a Kazoo.]]
189** Just about everything Karl says [[spoiler: as an elevator]] counts. It's all hilariously NonSequitur
190-->'''Karl:''' Closing in 5, 9, 12, Dog?
191** As a day draws to a close not long after, Karl makes a soft tooting noise with his kazoo. Fresh immediately, but just as quietly, interjects.
192-->'''Fresh:''' Shut the fuck up, elevator...
193* Voytek's case against Kiwi falls apart because Kiwi is just so [[TheDitz dense]] that Voytek can't tell if he's bluffing or not. [[spoiler: [[ConfusionFu He is.]]]]
194** Alfa also mistakenly asks for the votes of Kiwi, who's on trial, and Karl. [[spoiler: Who's dead.]]
195* Sierra's bizarre compulsion to roll dice to make decisions, partly because of how nonsensical and random the results are, and partly because of the other group members exasperated reaction to him wasting their time with it.
196* During the vote to kill Failsnake, Mako votes no. Everyone quickly realizes how odd that is since Mako is the one who accused Failsnake. Cue the camera zooming in as ''[[Music/{{RageAgainstTheMachine}} "Killing in the Name"]]'' plays.
197* Aside from [[spoiler: Mako]] dying the next day, [[spoiler: Sierra's]] death keeps up his bizarre habit.
198-->'''[[spoiler: Sierra]]:''' Roll 2d6, and see [[spoiler: how much blood.. I.. kind of...]]
199* Failsnake accuses Nostalgia of being a Genestealer because [[spoiler: He's the Espionist.]] But when prompted it turns out that [[spoiler: he hasn't spied on her at all, making his accusation a stab in the dark. His blunder causes Fresh to FaceFault and Mako's ghost to show up and laugh at him]].
200* Voytek's reason for suspecting Thunder? [[ItMakesSenseInContext He wasn't confused by the math regarding the remaining Genestealers.]]
201* During Thunder's appeal he states that he had everything thought out before his mother came into his room and gave him food. The other players react to this ''marvelously''.
202-->'''"Thunder's Mom":''' [[note]]Represented by a picture of Queen Elizabeth II[[/note]] *As "God Save The Queen" blares* [[NoInsideVoice HELLO THUNDERPSYKER, I GOT FISH AND CHIPS! GONNA SHOVE 'EM DOWN YER GOB!]]
203* TheReveal of just how night works on Purgatory. [[spoiler: A giant Ratling expands across the sky.]]
204-->'''Nostalgia:''' Jesus.
205** In the subsequent morning [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] the weirdness of this.
206-->'''Alfa:''' The Ratling swiftly proceeds onwards to the next planet to bring night-
207-->'''Fresh:''' Why haven't we taken- Why haven't we called a Space Marine Chapter to take care of that? It seems like an issue.
208* The next morning [[spoiler: Both Kiwi and Nostalgia are dead.]] Their obituaries are hilarious, but [[spoiler: Kiwi's is the most telling in it's simplicity]].
209-->Beep Beep [[spoiler: Kiwi]] is a murderer.
210** The Reveal that [[spoiler: Kiwi]] was the Injector, meaning that Injecting [[spoiler: Karl]] was ''his plan.''
211* Fresh's [[spoiler: Kill list shows that the Genestealers lost purely because of "Why not?" Sierra's death was Fresh's fault as well because Fresh mistook his actual stupidity for ObfuscatingStupidity]]
212** Fresh's [[spoiler:way of revealing it is just as hilarious.]]
213--> [[spoiler: '''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: I killed Sierra,because-]]
214--> [[spoiler: '''Sierra:''']] [[spoiler: [[LargeHam YOU DARE!?!]]]]
215--> [[spoiler: '''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: Yeah I killed Sierra because I thought that thing with the dice was him playing stupid, but I kinda forgot that no, Sierra really is that goddamn stupid.]]
216** Fresh's [[spoiler: reasoning for Kiwi]] was glorious:
217--> [[spoiler:'''Kiwi:''']] [[spoiler: Why did you kill Kiwi anyway?]]
218--> [[spoiler:'''Fresh:''']] [[spoiler: Because, Kiwi, my case for killing you was that I know you, my friend. Whenever you're a liar, you feign ignorance so well that, quite frankly, it makes you appear dumb, when you're, in fact, a decieving genius. You are the viscout of liars. You are the- You were the perfect infiltrator. You were the right amount of clever, stupid, ignorant, and yet also pure evil.]]
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222Fourth Session [[note]]Players: Dr. White, Voytek, Failsnake, Sierra, Zegram, [=ThunderPsyker=], Karl the Deranged (And Warroth), Larry Luxus, Turbodunker.[[/note]]
223
224* Alfa starts off the episode mocking Youtube's automatic captioning system's habit of misinterpreting speech.
225-->'''Alfa:''' Welcome to another session of hide ya boy.
226* This session is different from the others because this time the humans are retaliating against the Tyranids after finally winning a game, and thus every player is a Tyranid. This leads to this moment from the introductions.
227-->'''Sierra:''' I am gonna be even less perceptive now.
228** The other introduction quotes are hilarious too.
229-->'''Dr. White:''' I'm a horrible human being!
230-->'''Voytek:''' I don't have a quip prepared.
231-->'''Failsnake:''' *sing-song* [[AttentionWhore Center of attentiooooooon!]]
232-->'''Zegram:''' I have no ''fucking'' clue what I'm doing.
233-->'''Turbodunker:''' [[TheUnintelligible The legends say if you can understand a full sentence you get three wishes!]]
234* Out of all the introductions Thunder's stands out as particularly hilarious.
235-->'''[[SirSwearsALot Karl]]:''' FUCK OFF THUNDER I HOPE YOU DIE IN A VOLCANO YOU [[CountryMatters CUNT.]] [[AssShove SHOVE A COCK AND BALL UP YOUR ASS.]]
236-->'''Larry:''' *Rising up slowly* Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
237-->'''Zegram:''' Mustard bottle lookin' piece of shit!
238-->'''Thunder:''' I'll just let everyone else talk for me.
239* When asked about his summer during the set up Karl has some choice words.
240-->'''Karl:''' My summer was- I worked in a factory sweating my ass off having to deal with a bunch of old ladies I want to fucking ''mutilate''. That's my fucking summer you CUNT!
241* And in response to Karl and Turbo starting to argue-
242-->'''Zegram:''' Will you two [[GetARoom Get a room?]] Just ''fuck'' already! ''[[CovertPervert SEND ME PICTURES!]]''
243-->'''Karl:''' Alright.
244* Alfa reveals the classes for the game, including the Assassin version of the Broodlord... The [[InherentlyFunnyWords Assmaster]]. The party immediately starts snickering about it.
245** The description of the Third-Party role, the Eldar Ranger, is "Professional Asshole."
246* Karl's improv for how the Genestealers know that there are assassins among them.
247-->'''Karl:''' HELLO MY NAME IS ARFAN NYAANGO I AM A FUKKIN ASSASSIN FROM ICELAND
248-->'''Larry:''' *Starts cracking up*
249-->'''Dr. White:''' Fuckin' Iceland.
250* Karl continues to be RefugeInAudacity personified. [[spoiler: Please keep in mind that Karl is in character as a horrible genestealer and is also ''VERY'' drunk.]]
251-->'''Karl:''' Hey did you see the latest uhh [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Genefield]] show today? They say: "Heeey what's the deal with babies? [[spoiler: [[BlackComedy You can kill them]] but [[CrossesTheLineTwice you can also fuck them!"]]]] *starts scatting the Seinfeld theme aggressively*
252-->'''Everyone else:''' *starts chuckling and laughing uncomfortably*
253-->'''Dr. White:''' Jerry!
254-->'''Alfa:''' That's horrible.
255-->'''Voytek:''' I'm sick of these humans Jerry! *walking away from his mic* I'm sick of 'em! *returns to his mic* Can't deal with it!
256* After the first night it's revealed that the victim of the Injector was White, who's stuck speaking [[UsefulNotes/{{BritishAccents}} Extreme Cockney]] for the whole day
257-->'''Dr. White:''' You fookin' WOT?
258** It's also revealed that the Assassins murdered Karl. [[spoiler: But as he was protected by the Broodlord Karl returns to life, complete with the AmazingFreakingGrace bagpipes reversing.]]
259* Karl takes time to establish that it's impossible for him to be an assassin since the assassins tried to kill him. Zegram immediately says they should kill Karl.
260-->'''Karl:''' *while laughing* You piece of shit!
261** And as they're debating who would want to kill Karl, Alfa stops the game dead in it's tracks because [[spoiler: Karl accidentally invited [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel]] into the skype call.]]
262-->'''Alfa:''' ''Holy shit''.
263-->'''Dr. White:''' ''Guys''.
264-->'''Alfa:''' ''[[OhCrap Ohhh nooo]]''!
265** And then after the situation is explained Joel leaves with something that the players don't stop ribbing Karl with.
266-->'''Joel:''' okay please don't invite me again
267*** Cue [[https://youtu.be/aFZ7bBaYpcw Sad Romance]] and Karl's face rapidly flashing on screen.
268-->'''Voytek:''' Wait, was that actually Joel from Vinesauce?
269--> (Just about everyone answers in the affirmative)
270-->'''Voytek:''' [[BigWhat WAIT, WHAT?]]
271* As court begins, Alfa asks Zegram why he suspects Karl.
272-->'''Zegram:''' I didn't, I was. [[SarcasmFailure I was joking.]]
273-->'''Alfa:''' If you imagine that you weren't joking, what would your argument be for killing Karl?
274-->'''Zegram:''' [[AxCrazy He's Karl?]]
275-->'''Larry:''' That's a good point.
276** Alfa's teasing of Zegram continues during Karl's voting.
277-->'''Alfa:''' Uhhh, Zegram?
278-->'''Zegram:''' Yes? [[OhCrap I mean]] ''NO''.
279-->([[{{Troll}} Alfa counts his vote anyway.]])
280-->'''Zegram:''' I said no, fuck you.
281* During the vote to kill Failsnake, we get to see firsthand how confusing the effects of the Injector can be.
282-->'''Dr. White:''' Uh... Go on innit.
283--> (The counter ticks up to "?" with a distorted sound)
284** The whole judgement ends up split down the middle and hinges on finding out what Dr. White's vote even ''meant''. Thankfully they have a fellow Brit there.
285-->'''Thunder''': I met a coven this morning which (unintelligible) right? And I said to him "No more (unintelligible) around here" (unintelligible) yeh?
286-->'''Dr. White:''' Ah! I am the fluffy turtle!
287-->'''Alfa:''' What did he say Thunder?
288-->'''Thunder:''' He said ''fucking kill me''.
289** By Alfa's suggestion, the group say "fuck it." and leave Failsnake alive. The next morning, the injection wears off and White is allowed to voice his opinion on the matter.
290-->'''Dr. White:''' Now that I can speak again... With my delicious voice I wanna kindly tell you, Thunder you're ''[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels the worst fucking translator.]]'' I was saying "Kill him!"
291* It turns out Turbodunker was injected this time, causing him to speak in his native Spanish [[note]]Turbo is from Argentina[[/note]] Then comes the deaths.
292-->'''Alfa:''' (Sighs heavily) First of all, uh... fucking... [[spoiler: Sierra's dead.]]
293--> (Cut to [[spoiler: Sierra]]'s dead body [[spoiler: naked inside a giant blow up d6.]]
294-->'''[[spoiler: Sierra]]:''' [[spoiler: [[SkewedPriorities And my dice work was going well!]]]]
295-->'''Alfa:''' There is one more death though.
296-->'''Turbo:''' ''La Muerte!''
297-->'''Alfa:''' Yeah Turbo. Yeah.
298-->'''Larry:''' That's right, ''La Muerte!''
299-->'''Alfa:''' [[spoiler: Turbo, you're also dead.]]
300-->'''Thunder:''' Why does this always happen?
301-->'''Dr. White:''' IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
302* Karl's [[InsaneTrollLogic brand of investigation]] strikes again. This time disguised as simple conversation. [[note]]Connor is [=ThunderPsyker=]'s real name.[[/note]]
303-->'''Karl:''' Connor, if you were an assassin, uh, who would you kill?
304-->'''Thunder:''' [[TemptingFate Hypothetically?]]
305-->'''Karl:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah.]]
306-->'''Dr. White:''' Himself for being a traitorous little shit!
307-->'''Thunder:''' I'd probably want to kill someone unpredictable, I'd probably kill someone quiet li-
308-->'''Karl:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting CONNOR IS A FUCKING ASSASSIN!]]'''''
309** During the same conversation, Larry accuses Zegram of going off topic to shift suspicion away from himself. Zegram's defense spawns some hilarious awkwardness.
310-->'''Zegram:''' I don't know what to fucking say! I don't know any of you people except Thunder, Alfa and kind of White!
311-->'''Larry:''' That makes it easier for you to kill everyone!
312-->'''Failsnake:''' Yeah, you should know about me I'm your fucking writer!
313-->'''Dr. White:''' [[NonSequitur What a horrible world you live in when, when like, your armpits sweat and because you're a Genestealer you have like twenty of them.]]
314** And then during White's accusation of Larry, Alfa picks his moment to tease Karl again.
315-->'''Alfa:''' ''"okay please don't invite me again".''
316--> (Sad Romance starts up again as a rain filter appears on the screen.)
317-->'''Zegram:''' We have angered him.
318-->'''Voytek:''' Is Joel, Is Joel going to make it into the video?
319-->'''Alfa:''' Yeah, it has to happen now, sorry. It'll be totally unwarranted, and he'll find it and he'll be like "can you please remove this?"
320* When Karl proves to not really have a case to make against Thunder, Zegram steps up to the plate:
321-->'''Alfa:''' Well fuck it them, Zegram! Why do you suspect Thunder?
322-->'''Zegram:''' 'Cuz he was the first motherfucker to suggest we ''kill somebody today.''
323* When the time comes to vote, the motion to kill Thunder goes through. [[spoiler: And it turns out to be the game winner.]]
324-->'''Thunder:''' But the case was perfect! [[VillainousBreakdown They gave up! They lost! No!]]
325-->'''Alfa:''' Okay, so how do you want to kill Thunder?
326--> (As the rest of the Genestealers debate how to kill Thunder he ascends to the afterlife the lyrics of ''My Heart Will Go On'')
327-->'''Failsnake:''' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Can I beat him up with his own leg while screaming "Woolay"?]] [[note]]He's describing one of Quan-Chi's fatalities.[[/note]]
328* TheReveal that [[spoiler: Thunder was the Assmaster.]]
329-->'''Alfa:''' Thunder. Thunder. Thunder was [[spoiler: THE ASSMASTEEEEER!]]
330-->'''Thunder's Death Certificate''': [[spoiler: Ascended into the heavens by the grace of the Emperor. His head hit several space rocks on the way there, resulting in serious brain trauma.]]
331** Everyone is shocked to hear that due to [[spoiler: Thunder's]] death leading to celebrations and the role reveals. Near the end things start to get really good.
332-->'''Alfa:''' Failsnake was the Adrenal Genestealer.
333-->'''Failsnake:''' I am the champion! I am the strongest! ''Check my pecs!''
334-->'''Alfa:''' Sierra was the...
335-->'''Sierra:''' The Broodlord.
336-->'''Alfa:''' Broodlord. Yeh.
337-->'''Sierra:''' I kept you safe.
338-->'''Larry:''' He was the preacher, basically?
339-->'''Alfa:''' He was the preacher. He the ''one successful preacher'' ever. And uh Zegram was just, nobody actually. He got the double vote, but he never used it.
340-->'''Zegram:''' I was gonna use it on Thunder if, like, nobody voted to kill him.
341-->'''Thunder:''' Zegram, Zegram! I was a genestealer right, but I didn't want to kill you ''cause you were the new guy,'' right? I was giving you a fucking chance to be in the video, and this is how you repay me!?!
342-->'''Alfa:''' He's guilt- He's guilt tripping you!
343-->'''Zegram:''' I... Finally killed [[SitcomArchNemesis that Yellow Bastard!]]
344** Also from the role reveals comes Karl's last OnceDoneNeverForgotten moment in the video, which leads to him asking everyone to verbally flagellate him for his blunder before all apologizing to Joel.
345-->'''Alfa:''' [[spoiler: Thunder]] was the Assmaster Assassin, Karl...
346-->'''Karl:''' I, my friends... Don't shit your pants now, like I will, but me and my tumor Warroth, we were the ''ESPIONIST!''
347-->'''Alfa:''' (Taking all the thunder out of Karl's moment) [[RuleOfThree okay please don't invite me again.]]
348** The last person to have their role revealed was Turbo. [[spoiler: The Injector.]]
349-->'''Voytek:''' [[spoiler: So he injected himself.]]
350-->'''Turbo:''' Damn it. [[spoiler: It was a perfect distraction, no one would've expected! Whoooo was the guy with the Murderboner? Who?]]
351-->'''Voytek:''' It was Failsnake
352-->'''Turbo:''' Damn it you French Fuck!
353** [[TheReveal The secondary reveal]] that [[spoiler: Voytek was the Eldar Spy.]]
354-->'''Alfa:''' [[spoiler: Voytek]] waaas...
355-->'''[[spoiler:Voytek]]:''' (Tossing off his Genestealer disguise to reveal he's a Wraithguard.) I was the Eldar Spy bitches! I'm ''OUT''! [[CallBack I hijack the Ratling]] and [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fly into space!]]
356-->'''Turbo:''' You know what that means, [[SequelHook the next session is going to be Eldars.]]
357* The last words of the video before Karl terminates the recording.
358-->'''Warroth:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Please don't evict me from Karl's ass!]]
359-->'''???:''' (Strenuous groaning)
360-->'''Karl:''' 1, 2 3, Good bye!
361
362VR Chat Session.
363
364* The session is off to a good start. And by that, we mean that Zoran shot people with his bolter, leading to the game crashing for people and putting the whole thing on hold for almost an hour.
365[[/folder]]
366
367[[folder: Alfabusa gets drafted into World War 1 and plays Verdun]]
368Players: [[note]]Players: The Fresh Sorcerer, Karl the Deranged, & later on Super Anchors, also [=ThunderPsyker=] as a Spectator.[[/note]]
369* The comedy and tone of this whole video is already established by how they decide to name their squad:
370-->'''Fresh:''' Let's try the squad name of: [=ThunderPsyker=]'s [[CountryMatters Cunt]] Runabout...
371-->'''Karl:''' I- I don't think you can add a swear word...
372-->'''Fresh:''' There we go- [[SuddenlyShouting THERE WE GO!!!]]
373-----> '''REGISTERED''' '''SQUAD''' '''NAME:'''
374---> '''[=THUNDERPSYKER=]'S''' '''[=BOi=]''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout'''
375-->'''Karl:''' Yeah, i can see that...
376** The PUSSAY is pronounced "PUUUSSSAYYY!!!".
377* For some reason [=ThunderPsyker=] is relegated to just being a spectator and occasional commentator of the squad's antic, He's also been dubbed as the magical Sky Commissar(Because for some reason if you leave the command range or try to get away from the group you are almost immediately executed).
378* Both Fresh and Karl begin to adopt Yorkshire Accents, and saying that it's Goddamn hilarious doesn't even do it justice...
379** The evolution of Fresh's accent is a riot in itself. He starts out as [[IAmVeryBritish vaguely posh]], briefly dips in and out of something not unlike Scouse, stays more-or-less in Yorkshire for some time, and ends up in almost [[Series/DoctorWho Dalekian]] monotone. And it's in this monotone that he delivers some of his most blisteringly vulgar insults.
380* Alfabusa, the Glorious Chapter Master of Alfa Legion, being reduced to being the Designated Buttmonkey of the Group.
381* Later on, Super Anchors [[note]] Rogal Dorn's Voice Actor[[/note]] joins the group and is immediately designated as the Token American.
382-->'''Alfa:''' Hey, we're four people now...
383-->'''Karl:''' Oh my god, we've got an american on our team!
384** His intro is quite hilarious due to the fact that the screenshot that Alfa uses to highlight him is just a picture of his backside, while the American National Anthem Plays in the Background, which is all immediately and abruptly cut off by his [[MemeticMutation Trademark]] "No."
385** Hell, even his icon is just a picture of his character's back!
386** Corporal Fresh's excoriation of Anchors for being a [[CrossesTheLineTwice fat American serial killer]] is absolute gold. The fact that irl [[NWordPrivileges Fresh himself is a Yank]] arguably makes it even funnier.
387* "Do Black People Exist Yet?" - Alfabusa 1914
388* During one of the many times [[LeeroyJenkins Fresh]] Dies.
389-->'''{Fresh Dies While Dramatic Music Plays)'''
390-->'''Fresh:''' ''In Slow-motion'' Take up positions-
391-->'''Alfa:''' No!
392--> (As the nearby enemy controlled trench is bombarded.)
393-->'''Karl:''' There we go boys!
394-->'''Alfa:''' Did you notice that the Corporal kinda died?
395-->''(Music Abruptly Stops)''
396--> '''Karl:''' Well, don't fucking worry about it, I'm your fucking new Corporal now.
397-->'''Alfa:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no.]]
398-->'''Karl:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping I don't even know where the fuck, I am from...]]
399-->'''Alfa:''' But you don't even have a revolver...
400-->'''Anchors:''' He has a machine gun that's way better.
401-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes near Alfa and pulls out a revolver*''' You wanna speak to my fucking revolver boy!?
402-->'''Alfa:''' (meekly) NO!
403-->'''Karl:''' Now get in fucking line, before I fucking spank ya!
404* After they lose the match, Fresh pretty much summarizes his performance throughout the match.
405-->'''Fresh:''' I was dead for like, half the waves because I refused to retreat...
406-->'''Karl:''' I was busy reloading my pizza pan thank you very much...
407* After getting into a new map, Anchors immediately has something to say about it.
408-->'''Anchors:''' Oh boy, a map that has grass. Fuck my life...
409* While trying their best to survive a wave (Fresh and Super Anchors are Dead) Karl creates this hilarious gem.
410-->'''Karl:''' [[Music/GunsNRoses Can you hear the whistle blowing early in the morning, take me down to the trench hole shitty where the gas is green and the gore is pretty.]]
411* While we don't get to [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome see it.]] Fresh states something that might make the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy proud.
412-->'''Fresh:''' This motherfucker's got a machine gun, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and he missed me with every shot...]]
413* Anchors reaction to the Squad's Name. [[note]] Which is weird considering he '''had''' to know the squad's name before joining them... [[/note]]
414-->'''Karl:''' Better get out there lads, [=ThunderPsyker=]'s [=BOi=] PUSSAY runabout is-
415-->'''Anchors:''' "[=ThunderPsyker=]'s [=BOi=] PUSSAY runabout", I'm so sorry [[FlatWhat what?]]
416-->'''Fresh:''' This squad is called '''[=ThunderPsyker=]'s''' '''[=BOi=]''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout!'''
417-->'''[=ThunderPsyker=]:''' It was supposed to be called Pussywagon but we couldn't get that in because it censors it
418-->'''Fresh:'''Pussywagon wasn't allowed in the army so we had to call it the '''PUSSAY'''.
419* Fresh's insults on Alfabusa goes so overboard that Karl actually breaks characters to say "Jesus Christ!" and Anchor actually asks him to stop.
420[[/folder]]
421
422[[folder: Greatest Deathwing Squad ever assembled!]]
423Players: [[note]]Players: [V-M] Valrak [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrCHY6wVw5D7hMsM-LPBr1w Chapter Master Valrak on Youtube.]] Dead Blue Clown ([[Literature/HorusHeresy Aaron Demski-Bowden]]), gavthorpe ([[CaptainObvious Gav]] [[Literature/PathOfTheEldar Thorpe]]) and Alfabusa.[[/note]]
424* The sheer fact that Two Writers from the Black Library and Two guys from Youtube band together to somehow create one of the most Bumbling Death Wing squads ever created.
425* Valrak revealing he turned FriendlyFire off, just in case.
426--> '''Gav:''' What a wise man.
427* Gav's complaint about the loudness of the bolters.
428-->'''Gav:''' Oh fuck me in the ass that's loud!
429* Alfabus reveals that before he learned to speak english, was a swedish person and was just getting into 40k he reveals that he pronounced Genestealers as "jenastealers" and then pronounced Chaos as CHOWCE. [[note]] Almost similar to how someone would pronoun Chao from the sonic franchise.[[/note]]
430* [[https://aarondembskibowden.wordpress.com/2017/11/03/deathwing-the-best-of-the-best/ More information]] from Aaron's side.
431[[/folder]]
432
433[[folder: Other Stuff]]
434* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLfFzwbm2YM Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios.]]
435* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpXW-ACATE Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios 2.]]
436* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEzg1ryUMxA Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios 3.]] Now with Animations!
437* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpOpQZAO9A All you need to know about Mako]]
438* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTR_1aUzmE Zoran Tries To Assemble the Space Wolves]]

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