1 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06082007 Lyle pukes on a football.]] Hard enough to make it go three feet. |
2 | --> Lyle: I spiraled it, by the way. That doesn't just happen by not caring. |
3 | * "[[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02012006 You would cut off your own face if people thought you lost a fight to me.]]" Envelopé would also put his kids into the Witness Protection Program for them to escape the shame. As the alt-text says, "Ray Smuckles is definitely known locally as a dude you don't want to have lost a fight to." |
4 | ** Gets a call back later when Beef buys a Polish from a hot dog vendor who calls in and asks about Envelopé and we hear "Plastic surgery? Really?" |
5 | * On the army they've amassed in the GOF: |
6 | --> '''Ray:''' Beef, why do I get the feeling that our army's made of ex-kids who were always picked last for kickball?\ |
7 | '''Roast Beef:''' Can you think of anyone who has a more gigantic and deep-seated fury at the world |
8 | * The way Todd enters the North Korean Magical Realism Text Adventure world... by pissing up a rope, after being told to do so by an irate [[FanNickname Tacodore]]. |
9 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012001 Come on.]] |
10 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07312006 Pat's gayness: exposed!]] |
11 | * The sheer politically incorrect absurdity of the line [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 "Hey! Don't make my car call me a fag!"]] |
12 | * Most of the comments can qualify as a crowning moment of funny. It's like a little, self-contained world of hilarity. Sadly, with the death of Assetbar in 2012, they may truly be lost forever. |
13 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04292004 Spy Ware]], the first appearance of Ray's fetish. |
14 | * Ray spending his time at the library... [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07132004 in the true Ray Smuckles Way.]] |
15 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 Teodor finds the guy who made Comic Sans]]. Asskicking ensues. |
16 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08222007 Philippe's 5th Birthday Party]], in which Todd does a lot of coke (or does he?) |
17 | -->'''Ray:''' Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch! |
18 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005 Ray Gets Sort of Stoned]] and its companion, [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01282005 Ray is high under the table]]. |
19 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06282002 "Magic Underpants Finale",]] for starting the whole "x... is... rad!" meme. |
20 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05292003 Roast Beef tries to kill a chicken humanely]]. |
21 | * The Subway Wars. Several characters start up Subways joints in the area, and things come to a head when Pat resorts to dirty tactics to get Lyle shut down. Vlad looks at Pats website (yes, Pat actually build a website for his Subway, complete with message board). Vlad, appalled by both the tacky web-design (including embedded [=MIDIs=]) and Pat's general arrogance, gets into a FlameWar with Pat. Pat ''finally'' figures out how to ban Vlad, but the robot has the last laugh; he crack the site and [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02202003 turns it into a haven for white supremacists]]. |
22 | * On the topic of funny arcs, how about [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10272005 the brief storyline]] where Little Nephew tries to establish a world record by (very) slowly driving a 1973 Honda Civic into a lake, with the RunningGag of Ray conspicuously missing the round-the-clock news coverage? |
23 | * Ray's short-lived venture into [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007 porn production.]] Teodore's comments on each scene are hysterical. |
24 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02132002 Pork chops with applesauce?]] |
25 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06212002 Here I come dogg]] |
26 | * [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112016 Ray and Teodor learn it's not a good idea to search Roast Beef's browsing history]]. |
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