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1	* Dr. Quint gets a good (if very dark) line in near the beginning.
2	--> '''Quint:''' Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.
3	** Not long after that, Q even gets the chance to give {{The McCoy}} line.
4	--> [[spoiler: Well, what did you expect? [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer]]!]]
5	* Hitting the wrong code on the turbolift controls will take you on a whirlwind tour of what Q thinks is fun. Like the party deck on deck eleven. Complete with pretty girls in little bikinis and fruity drinks with umbrellas.
6	--> '''Q:''' Why? Because I can! ''[[{{Troll}} Nya ha ha ha ha ha hah!]]''
7	* Kicking Q in the "[[GroinAttack unmentionables]]". What else can you say?
8	** Though punching him in the nose is funny too.
9	* Q's reaction to Biraka's smooch on the head.
10	--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}, looks at his hand in shock'') He ''kissed'' me!
11	* Some of Q's reactions to you/Qaylan using your tricorder on the Borg who tried to take over the bridge instead of killing it, thus getting yourself and the crew killed.
12	--> "Excuse me, am I mistaken, but isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship? What are you going to do? (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!?"
13	** Despite the fact that Cadet Qaylan is mostly a SilentProtagonist. When Q hits him, you can briefly hear the man let out an "ouch".
14	* Q and Targus are pretty good together too.
15	--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypo spray on her'') You could have waited 'till I sat down!
16	--> '''Q:''' [[{{Troll}} I could have, but I didn't.]]
17	* If you're really lucky/unlucky, you get the chance to [[spoiler:kill]] Q.
18	--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler: Oh great. Now I'm dead!]]
19	* This moment:
20	--> '''Q:''' [[OhCrap THE BORG ARE FIRING! WE'RE GONNA DIE!]] (''sinisterly'')... And it's your fault.
21	* Q points out Qaylan Sr.'s less honorable traits.
22	--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh and by the way, your father cheats.]]
23	* Q sarcastically describing the uses of the tricorder after another failure.
24	--> "Hmmm, this thing is amazing! Did you know it has information on places, systems even ''people!'' Look, look at that. Did you know Counselor Biraka was a champion horse jumper?"
25	* After Q brings Quint back once the ''Righteous'' has been saved.
26	--> '''Quint:''' Where am I? What's going on? Wait... (''{{beat}}, as he glances at Cadet Qaylan'') I don't think I want to know.

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