| 1 | Get comfortable -- you're probably going to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments be here for a while...]] |
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| 5 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder:2011]] |
| 8 | * Two words: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1rgrDcPtBQ BIIIIIIIILLLLLL]] [[LargeHam MMMMMUUURRRRRRR]][[NoIndoorVoice AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!]]'' |
| 9 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcN7RP723eM Dunkey plays GTA 4 with Tony Pizza Guy]]. He spends most of it driving straight into the ocean despite Tony's protests. |
| 10 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Alright, now ya gotta agree there is no physical way for me to make it to the ocean from here.\ |
| 11 | '''Tony:''' Statue of Liberty here we come!\ |
| 12 | '''Dunkey:''' Yes, here we go... Ocean though, right? [Proceeds to drive into a river that leads out into the ocean]\ |
| 13 | '''Tony:''' [[SmashCut NOOOOO-]] |
| 14 | [[/folder]] |
| 15 | |
| 16 | [[folder:2012]] |
| 17 | * In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq_lmSRcBSY 20k milestone video]], he can't get anyone to do anything beyond just blankly staring at him. He then ends the video saying, "It's just a bunch of assholes on there!" |
| 18 | * At the end of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDuRoI1kHxg 50k milestone video]], the person who Dunkey's dancing with suddenly ends up slipping and falling. |
| 19 | * From his 100k video, he goes into a public restroom and then screams '''''"A HUNDRED THOUSAND!"''''' |
| 20 | * Four words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZM_-0AeDE "Fuck you, Tim Allen."]] |
| 21 | ** "After that Buzz Lightyear shit, [[TemptingFate this should be a cakewalk]]. [continually crashes] '''[[WaxingLyrical STRAAAAAAANGE TINGS KEEP HAPPENIN']]..."''' |
| 22 | ** The same video's ending. |
| 23 | -->"OH SHIT, I'M PLAYING ON AN EMULATOR, IT DOESN'T SAVE! "Game over"? Where do I go? (back to title screen) [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--]]" |
| 24 | * From "Um Jammer Lammy" after Dunkey completes the Chop Chop Master Onion stage. |
| 25 | -->'''Chop Chop''': Lammy, look what you have in your hand.\ |
| 26 | '''Lammy''': I don't know. What is it? (clearly a vacuum cleaner)\ |
| 27 | '''Dunkey''': SON OF A BITCH |
| 28 | ** When he fails the Fright Flight level. |
| 29 | -->'''Captain Fussenpepper''': Ay! Well, let's see if we can do that again!\ |
| 30 | '''Lammy''': Again? But I don't have time!\ |
| 31 | '''Dunkey''': Never mind that I just fucking 90-degree nosedived the plane into the fucking ground, I don't have time! |
| 32 | * It's hard to pick out individual moments in his ''VideoGame/HappyWheels'' series, but special mentions are: |
| 33 | ** Part 6, when trying to get through a level called "A Large Satan Eats You", he decides that Segway Guy is the best choice, only for him to immediately lose his arms and get [[ItMakesSenseInContext chewed up when the fork pushes him into the mouth.]] |
| 34 | -->'''Dunkey:''' All right, I made a horrible decision. |
| 35 | ** Part 10, as Irresponsible Dad he launches his kid off the bike as he rockets down an incline. |
| 36 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Off the bike, dead weight! Ladies, if you like my parenting techniques, be sure to add me on [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League]] at "pussyfucker69". And, uh, there's not sixty-eight other people named pussyfucker, you know what I'm saying. |
| 37 | * From [[VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution "Hitman Goes to The Book:"]] |
| 38 | -->'''Dunkey:''' "Wait a minute, there's been a murder...Hitman killed ''one maid!''" |
| 39 | ** Some context: He killed almost everyone in the hotel. And the room is full of dead maids, while the one in question was killed by someone else. |
| 40 | ** From the same video. |
| 41 | --->'''Blake Dexter:''' Yee-ha! Lemme tell ya, I don't ordinarily yee-ha. But that was a fuckin' yee-ha! Fuckin' Christmas! ''(Game pauses)''\ |
| 42 | '''Dunkey:''' Did ''[[SelfDeprecation I]]'' write the dialogue for this game? |
| 43 | ** Him randomly interrupting the video to startle the viewer with a picture of a squirrel. |
| 44 | * How Dunkey utterly [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]] when he sees VideoGame/{{Glover}} crawling around and doing cartwheels. |
| 45 | ** And again when he sees a hat named Mr. Tip. |
| 46 | * His ''VideoGame/PlaystationAllStarsBattleRoyale'' video, when he lists a few of the characters. |
| 47 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Play as all the classics: [[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet Goomba]], [[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Herman and Hank]], [[VideoGame/JakAndDaxter Crash and Bandicoot]], [[VideoGame/HeavenlySword Crappy God of War]], [[VideoGame/SlyCooper Tanooki Suit Mario]], [[VideoGame/DMCDevilMayCry and they even got a girl character]]. |
| 48 | [[/folder]] |
| 49 | |
| 50 | [[folder:2013]] |
| 51 | * Dunkey annoying people playing ''VideoGame/CounterStrike'' by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5lGCSx3K4o advertising]] his Platform/YouTube channel. |
| 52 | -->'''Dunkey:''' You know, after a round like that, I could really go for a nice [=YouTube=] video... |
| 53 | ** "How many subscribers do you have? Negative a hundred?" "Probably almost ten now." |
| 54 | ** Dunkey taking heat and dishing it right back out. |
| 55 | --->'''Player:''' Fuck you, [=YouTube=] lover!\ |
| 56 | '''Dunkey:''' Fuck you, penis breath! |
| 57 | ** All is going according to plan until... |
| 58 | --->'''Dunkey:''' You know, after getting stabbed in the back, that reminds me, go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey.\ |
| 59 | '''Player:''' You actually sound like Dunkey.\ |
| 60 | '''Dunkey:''' Uh oh... |
| 61 | * His entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfO1XhRob3c karaoke video]] in which he constantly changes the lyrics to the songs in the most surreal ways possible. For example, "Home" by Music/MichaelBuble becomes a threat to hit the listener with a shoe, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer" becomes a story about Santa and Music/TimMcGraw recording a Christmas album, and "Dream On" culminates in Dunkey [[OverlyLongGag repeatedly screaming the song title instead of the actual lyrics]]. |
| 62 | ** His lyrics for "My Heart Will Go On": |
| 63 | -->Near, far, wherever you are\ |
| 64 | Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio, you stole my ''[[Film/DjangoUnchained Django]]''\ |
| 65 | You're here, there's nothing to fear\ |
| 66 | [[TemptingFate This ship is unsinkable]]\ |
| 67 | [[UsefulNotes/RMSTitanic Watch out for that ice cube]]!\ |
| 68 | [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]! THE WHOLE SHIP IS FUCKED!\ |
| 69 | SUCK MY DICK, YOU BIG BITCH!\ |
| 70 | Whoever made this ship is a dipshit. |
| 71 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-daRJOoxzY Draw My Life - Dunkey]]. Highlights include getting assaulted by a pirate ship led by Johnny Depp (who was preparing for his Pirates of the Caribbean role at the time), getting shot out of a cannon and drowning into the lost city of Atlantis, fighting a gorgogon/googoogon on the moon and getting his head kicked off so hard that it flies into the sun and lands in Sun Land (this all apparently happens while he was still a baby), and returning to the moon and killing the gorgonite with his spaghetti move. Near the end, Dunkey runs out of ink, so he trashes his whiteboard and uses his computer from Atlantis to finish the rest of the story. |
| 72 | * [[https://youtu.be/wPKSKKhkFY4 The Steel Man]], which is just a showcase of various glitches and bad/silly gameplay from Superman games. At one point, Superman is shown flying, only to suddenly appear surprised. As the music builds, he's revealed to have been looking at [[http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130205205639/lotr/images/8/81/Ori.jpeg a goofy picture of Ori.]] |
| 73 | * Dunkey playing ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'', and reacting in absolute horror every time he drinks a tonic and Booker's hands start morphing. He does this ''four times'' until finally... |
| 74 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ''(Pops the top off of the tonic)'' [[AesopAmnesia I will never learn!]] ''(Drinks tonic, and Bookers hands start becoming covered in wind)'' AH! AAAAA- Oh, this one isn't that bad, actually. |
| 75 | ** Dunkey's treatment of the Voxophones in the game. |
| 76 | -->'''Dunkey:''' These tape recorders are really important, you gotta get these to learn the story.\ |
| 77 | '''Comstock:''' As a boy...I had a dog named "Bill."\ |
| 78 | '''Dunkey (As Comstock):''' My favorite ice cream was always strawberry. |
| 79 | ** Then at the end of the video, as Booker is drowned by a load of Elizabeths from different multiverses, and his life begins to fade away, the last words echoing in his mind are "As a boy, I had a dog named "Bill." |
| 80 | * Dunkey's Top 100 games, which includes almost every Shrek game ever made because Dunkey is afraid of being scolded by Donkey, as well [[CapcomSequelStagnation all the Dynasty Warriors and Madden games in a row.]] |
| 81 | ** Not to mention VideoGame/CrazyTaxi. Many times over. |
| 82 | ** When he talks about VideoGame/{{Pepsiman}}, his voice and the music are both muffled when Pepsiman is shown walking around with a trash can on his head. |
| 83 | ** "Welcome to Franchise/JurassicPark! Visit my park! Pet my dinosaurs! And as a bonus hilarious joke, [[OhCrap I've released the tyrannosaurus rex]]!" |
| 84 | ** "Furby... Furby... Furby... [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment KILL!!!]]" |
| 85 | * His parodies of the Playstation 4 and Xbox One reveals. |
| 86 | ** Dunkey having Andrew House (Or as Dunkey refers to him, Fredrick Playstation) call Yoshinori Ono "Jackie Chan." And having a lost and completely confused Shinji Hashimoto enter and exit to Dunkey singing Carl Douglas' "Kung Fu Fighting." |
| 87 | -->'''Shinji Hashimoto:''' Thank you!....Thank you...thank you....[[ScatterbrainedSenior where am I? Where am I...who am I?]].....Thank you. Thank you very much!\ |
| 88 | '''Andrew House:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice We found him wandering outside the nursing home.]] |
| 89 | ** Everyone in the Xbox One reveal [[IAmSpartacus introducing themselves as Bill Gates]], except one guy who simply says "I'm gay!" And then Don Mattrick shows up. |
| 90 | -->'''Don Mattrick:''' And I am Don...[[LastSecondWordSwap Cheadle]]! But you can just call me...Robert Xbox, if you know what I'm sayin'! |
| 91 | ** From the same video, when Yusuf Medhi gets introduced. |
| 92 | -->'''Robert Xbox:''' Now introducing, my best friend, [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIVTheBalladOfGayTony Yusuf from Gay Tony]]\ |
| 93 | ''(Loud and silly music starts playing as Yusuf walks onto the stage, which continues into his speech, making most of it inaudible)''\ |
| 94 | '''Yusuf:''' -to mention that the new Xbox doesn't actually play any- any video games whatsoever, but we can watch my favorite movie, [[Film/TheHobbit The Hobbit]]. Xbox...turn on Hobbit! Turn Hobbit on!\ |
| 95 | ''[[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer (A still image of Ori appears)]]''\ |
| 96 | '''Yusuf:''' There he is! |
| 97 | * The E3 2013 video, especially the Microsoft conference. |
| 98 | ** Metal Gear Solid V |
| 99 | -->'''Robert Xbox:''' Wow, doesn't that just look amazing folks, I'm Robert Xbox, and Metal Gear Five is coming ''exclusively'' to the Xbox One, isn't that right?\ |
| 100 | '''Hideo Kojima:''' Uh, no. Actually it's also coming to Playstation 4 as well.\ |
| 101 | '''Robert Xbox:''' I look like an idiot right now. Get the fuck off my stage. Get the fuck out of here. |
| 102 | ** Forza Motorsports |
| 103 | -->'''Announcer:''' Now, ladies and gentleman, introducing, the president of Microsoft.\ |
| 104 | ''(The Forza Motorsports car begins rising from the stage)''\ |
| 105 | '''Car:''' Hello everyone. I am a car, and I...am [[CallBack Bill Gates.]] |
| 106 | ** From the Nintendo conference. |
| 107 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Reggie, all these games are multiplayer focused, will we be seeing online play.\ |
| 108 | ''(Slow dramatic zoom in on Satoru Iwata)''\ |
| 109 | '''Iwata:''' Nope! Goodbye everybody! |
| 110 | * From his Spy Fox video. |
| 111 | -->'''Spy Fox:''' I have a feeling that I'm about to do something really...predictable.\ |
| 112 | '''Dunkey:''' '''EEEEEEEE-''' |
| 113 | ** [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles also provide a few moments of humor,]] particularly when Dunkey falls into OverlyLongGag territory. While Dunkey is beatboxing, the subtitles talk about how various parts of the game change each playthrough. |
| 114 | -->'''Subtitles:''' ''[[[LampshadeHanging Yeah, sure, I'm abusing my position to make long subtitle jokes.]] Can you blame me? He's still beatboxing back there, it's not like you're missing anything. You don't like it, go find another pre-2014 video to sub. I'm having fun. Alright, thanks for listening. He's almost done, then the subs will continue as normal. We cool? We cool.]'' |
| 115 | * Dunkey's various prank calls in ''Papa John is a Fraud''. |
| 116 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Is this Pizza Hut?\ |
| 117 | '''Woman:''' Yes it is.\ |
| 118 | '''Dunkey:''' More like Pizza Butt! ''(Laughs)''\ |
| 119 | '''Woman:''' '''STOP, YOU STUPID ASS, I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU DUMBASS FUCK!''' ''(Hangs up)''\ |
| 120 | ''(A caption appears saying "First time I ever called here.)''\ |
| 121 | '''Dunkey:''' Ha-ha, gotcha! And I better get my damn pizza too. |
| 122 | ** Dunkey has a stroke of absolute genius and uses Skype to call ''two'' Spaghetti Factories and having them talk to each other. |
| 123 | -->'''Amy:''' Thank you for calling The Old Spaghetti Factory, this is Amy, how may I help you?\ |
| 124 | '''Man:''' ''(Barely audible)''\ |
| 125 | '''Amy:''' Sorry?\ |
| 126 | '''Man:''' This is The Old Spaghetti Factory.\ |
| 127 | '''Amy:''' Yes.\ |
| 128 | '''Man:''' Can I help you?\ |
| 129 | '''Amy:''' Sorry?\ |
| 130 | '''Man:''' Can I help you?\ |
| 131 | '''Amy:''' You just called me.\ |
| 132 | '''Man:''' I didn't call anybody.\ |
| 133 | '''Amy:''' Oh, I just answered the phone. ''(Giggles)''\ |
| 134 | '''Man:''' Okay.\ |
| 135 | '''Dunkey:''' [[MeetCute You guys are in love now!]] |
| 136 | * In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzM_xwsC_YU 60k milestone video]], Dunkey tries to have an online Chatroulette dance party with someone. As Dunkey's dancing, the man proceeds to silently pull out a gun. What does Dunkey do? He keeps dancing. |
| 137 | * The description for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR0SNAthIU his Beyond Two Souls video]] reads, "In the next youtube update you have to solve 8 puzzles to post a comment." Most of his fans consider this to be a CMOF better than the video itself. |
| 138 | * His ''Ackbar'' Flash videos is a series full of Crowning Moments of Funny that epitomize EarlyInstallmentWeirdness. |
| 139 | * In [[VideoGame/DarkSouls "Dunk Souls"]], Dunkey does a hilarious [[InvertedTrope inversion]] in which ''[[IndyEscape he chases a boulder]]''. Him singing the ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' theme as he's doing it makes it so much funnier. And then, when he gets to a treasure chest, the Zelda item acquired theme starts playing... it's a Mimic. Cue FreakOut. |
| 140 | * His singing in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzJRpD7S8RM Cho Graph.]] |
| 141 | -->Don't need no Derby!\ |
| 142 | Don't need no Herby!\ |
| 143 | Don't need no Furby!\ |
| 144 | Don't need no Chirby!\ |
| 145 | Don't need no Kirby!\ |
| 146 | Don't need no Burby! |
| 147 | |
| 148 | -->Zed please come back here!\ |
| 149 | Brett Farve is Packers!\ |
| 150 | I like graham crackers!\ |
| 151 | Don't need no baba!\ |
| 152 | Don't need no chacha- YOU '''BITCH!''' |
| 153 | |
| 154 | -->Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door!\ |
| 155 | Knock, knock, knockin' on dickem's doooooooor!\ |
| 156 | Ehhh, ehhh, ehhh, AHHHHH '''SHIT'''! He really doesn't mess around... |
| 157 | ** Dunkey torturing an unfortunate Riven repeatedly throughout the video. |
| 158 | -->'''Dunkey''': (trying to taunt a Nidalee into hitting him) Shoot me, ya dumb bitch-(Riven comes to gank) oh, what the hell is going on over here? (immediately combos Riven and kills her with ease) JUST WHAT THE '''FUCK''' IS GOING ON OVER HERE, RIVEN?! HUH? |
| 159 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvoYY2lpETs Sneak Mouse]], when Dunkey adds captions to a Turkish donkey plush commercial, it makes the ad 20 times funnier. |
| 160 | -->Mint condition dunkey\ |
| 161 | from sbarro pizza\ |
| 162 | [[ReallyGetsAround women love him]]\ |
| 163 | but what do kids think of dunkey?\ |
| 164 | '''Girl''': Fuck you, dunkey.\ |
| 165 | '''Dunkey plush (echoing)''': Fuck you, dunkey.\ |
| 166 | dunkey chunk\ |
| 167 | chunk motherfuckers\ |
| 168 | but don't dip him in the milk\ |
| 169 | someone ruined this kid\ |
| 170 | [[MoodWhiplash comes with]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick shotgun]]\ |
| 171 | don't tell your parents who gave it to you\ |
| 172 | '''Girl''': dunkey!\ |
| 173 | '''Dunkey plush (echoing)''': dunkey!\ |
| 174 | dunkey\ |
| 175 | 59 cents off with coupon\ |
| 176 | but watch out\ |
| 177 | if dunkey finds out you used the coupon\ |
| 178 | [[MoodWhiplash he will gun your entire family down in front of you]]\ |
| 179 | ''(commercial ends)''\ |
| 180 | '''Actual Dunkey''': [[LampshadeHanging What the fuck was that?]] |
| 181 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uwlIA7a7M GTA V Dunkview]]. ''Good lord.'' |
| 182 | ** The shooting is like-[[TheCoconutEffect WAP]]. ''(beat)'' '''''WAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAPWAP.''''' |
| 183 | ** (Played over footage of Trevor) "The Franklin is like the [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] of Grand Theft Auto." |
| 184 | *** (Played over footage of Tommy from [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity Vice City]]) "The Trevor is like the Jack Nicholson of [[SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords Grand Theft Urkel]]." |
| 185 | ** "The main character is played by Michael. (more like [[{{Pun}} Bike-el]])"[[note]] Played over footage of Michael running over a beachgoer with a bicycle.[[/note]] |
| 186 | ** "Grand Theft Auto Vice City is a remake of Wave Racer 64." |
| 187 | *** "[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoChinatownWars Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars]] [[RunningGag is a remake of Pilotwings 64.]]" |
| 188 | ** "[[EverythingIsRacist Whenever you play as Franklin,]] [[PoliceBrutality you always have five stars for doing nothing.]]" |
| 189 | ** "[[LyricSwap Radio weewee. Radio poopoo. Rayyyyyywe hear is...radio doodoo. Radio weewee.]]" |
| 190 | *** " '''''[[SuddenlyShouting ADAPADAPADAPADAPA ABABA TALKING ABOUT *indecipherable* HOO YABADABADABADABA DOOO PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY DADADA BABABA BABABA]]''''' " |
| 191 | ** He finally summarizes the game, giving praise to the graphics, ambition, atmosphere, storytelling, characters and thus gives the appropriate score: '''[[BaitAndSwitch ZERO OUTTA FIVE!]]''' |
| 192 | * When he plays ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarus'' with several well known Platform/YouTube personalities. He ends up on [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe's]] team and volunteers to pilot the airship. Cue Dunkey ignoring the game to play VideoGame/StarFox64 instead, only occasionally reopening the Guns of Icarus window whenever his teammates seem to be getting excited over something. They win. |
| 193 | ** At the end of the video, he links to the main video of that match that followed every team, promising that the Yogscast crew start screaming racial slurs on theirs when they lose, [[BlatantLies (they don't)]]. The entire comments section of that video are Dunkey's fans commenting on this lie and on Dunkey's gameplay video. |
| 194 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onpZl0tayA Serious Girl Gamers]] is a brutal TakeThat to an announcement video of "Siren", an attempt to create an all female ''Franchise/LeagueOfLegends'' team. It does also contain some hilarious bits, such as one of the male teams shown in the video getting the subtitle "Team Hitler's Nazis". Siren disbanded a month after they started, with one of the members leaving the day they made the announcement video. |
| 195 | -->'''Voiceover''': I'm not afraid of cups!\ |
| 196 | [[/folder]] |
| 197 | |
| 198 | [[folder:2014]] |
| 199 | * The start of ''Hell Jam''. |
| 200 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Man, you look like a Burger King, Burger King, Burger King, Burger King, BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU, Burger King BITCH! |
| 201 | * His second Lego Star Wars video, when Yoda arrives. |
| 202 | -->'''Obi-Wan:''' Oh look! It's Yoda! I told you this was Dagobah, guys!\ |
| 203 | '''Count Dooku:''' Ah, what the fuck...\ |
| 204 | '''Obi-Wan:''' Yoda's here! There he is!\ |
| 205 | '''Yoda:''' '''OOOOAAAAAAEEEEERRRRRRH!'''\ |
| 206 | '''Obi-Wan:''' Classic Yoda, always with the wisecracks, this guy. |
| 207 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IgVS9yNFGg Wildstar Impressions]] as a whole, considering the hilariously heinous contrast between the gameplay techniques the tutorial lays down and the actual gameplay itself. |
| 208 | * From his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED0zaEbzASA Special Offer]] video, he asks viewers to click the subscribe button on his new website, saying "No pressure." Cue a bunch of annotations popping up saying things such as: |
| 209 | -->"SUBSCRIBE TO DONKEY YOU LITTLE WHORE HIT"\ |
| 210 | "IF YOU DONT SUBSCRIBE TO ME I WILL STAB ME"\ |
| 211 | "SUBSCRIBE TO DRONEK NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES"\ |
| 212 | "DONT BE FUCK JUST HIT THE STUPID ASS THING"\ |
| 213 | [[MoodWhiplash "I will stab your son"]] |
| 214 | ** He also mentions a Dunkey Gold Membership for those who can't get out of Bronze which is absolutely free...[[BreathlessNonSequitur for only $100.]] |
| 215 | ** The testimonial of Bonus Grandpa (which comes with Dunkey Platinum). |
| 216 | -->'''Bonus Grandpa''': Before Dunkey.com, I was nothing! Now with this [[SelfDeprecation terrible, terrible site]], I am everything! |
| 217 | ** The Limited Edition Dunkey VIP Pass getting sold out before he can even finish talking about it. |
| 218 | ** During the Mega Dunkle Bonus Wondership announcement, he mumbles the price but [[FreezeFrameBonus it can be seen at the corner of the screen]]. It costs $8.2 billion. |
| 219 | * From his "[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity Arkham City]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2EZZVW7jjQ Sucks" video]]: |
| 220 | -->'''Dunkey''': This man is a human tank! He can't see his own feet because his pectoral muscles weigh 300 pounds each! How is he sliding across the ground like a goddamn Olympic ice skater? |
| 221 | ** Dunkey showing himself doing nothing to fight in-game but tapping the triangle button [[OverlyLongGag for almost 30 seconds]]. |
| 222 | * At the start of his ''VideoGame/FarCry1'' video, where he witnesses two mooks getting absentmindedly run over by an onslaught of barrels and bursts into laughter. |
| 223 | ** When he selects [[HarderThanHard "realistic" difficulty]], his enemies can shoot him with insane accuracy ''through walls''. |
| 224 | ** He actually has more time struggling on the ''[[SerialEscalation easy difficulty]]'' than the hardest! |
| 225 | ** There's a moment where a helicopter is sent in presumably to kill Dunkey, but it merely hovers a little bit off the ground a few feet in front of him. He decides to chuck a grenade, and the helicopter randomly flies away. |
| 226 | ** When he sees two enemies in a Jeep, he manages to headshot the gunner, but the reaction is so delayed it seems as if [[BigNo "NOOOOOO!"]] and "Did you see something?" are being said by the same person. |
| 227 | ** Him driving a Jeep into the water thinking it can swim, getting surprised when it doesn't function, [[EpicFail and then realizing that he was thinking of a boat.]] |
| 228 | ** When he approaches a Jeep on the shore of an island, he suddenly almost gets killed by a boat bombing him far away. He attempts to kill the bomber, and when he thinks the deed is done it launches another bomb that kills him. |
| 229 | ** "Did he just call me a wimp? Now I see why this game is rated M for language." |
| 230 | * The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI7VkaVfEig Animal Soccer World]], but special mention goes to the [[Creator/DingoPictures Aladdin]] [[MondegreenGag musical number]]. |
| 231 | * The GainaxEnding of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZS-NHmhT34 "Bill Cosby"]], where the camera rises in what is supposedly heaven as a slew of animated gifs of angels, babies, and Christian symbols fill the sky, all while Dunkey sings [[Music/EarthWindAndFire "September"]]. |
| 232 | * The bit in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se32VCORUjc Cutscene 2]] where he slows down the footage [[MaleGaze to briefly focus on a female champion's breasts]]. "Daaaaaamn" indeed. |
| 233 | ** [[RunningGag "Remember this move?"]] |
| 234 | ** "Damn...that's just downright...Darius...[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch."]] |
| 235 | ** "Leona, I'm getting too old for this shit, man." |
| 236 | * Him pretending to be Creator/EddieMurphy in "Eddie Murphy calls Taco Bell". No one falls for it. |
| 237 | ** On the next-to-last call, he goes under the identity of Frederick Dinkledick, and the guy on the other end ''actually rolls with it''. |
| 238 | * The strange Asian fan from his Rust video. Whose voice appears again in his ''Uh Oh Dinger'' video. |
| 239 | * Dunkey donning a curly-haired [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al]]-esque wig for his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl4X8bCVnQU 1 million milestone video]]. |
| 240 | * In his VideoGame/HalfLife2 dunkview, Dunkey states that the game "floored" him and that he actually fell through the floor and went to hell. Afterward, he said, [[{{Pun}} "That's one hell of a game."]] |
| 241 | ** His comparison of modern-day FPS games and milk: |
| 242 | -->"But FPS games are like milk. You know, one day, you go to the store, get some milk, you're like, 'Mmm, that's some good ass milk.' And then, uh, two weeks later, you drink the same milk, and you go, 'Wait a minute! This milk sucks ''balls''!'" |
| 243 | ** The RunningGag of Dunkey finding reasons to bump the game's score up while still panning the game. The final score is a 3 out of 5. |
| 244 | ** Near the end, we see Dunkey trying repeatedly to kill Alyx with an assortment of weapons due to him being annoyed by her talking "for 3 hours" and being unable to skip. He then says the whole situation summarizes his feelings on the game: the guns are "completely ineffective". |
| 245 | ** There's a golden bit at the end where Dunkey begins talking about how the game redeems itself with its ending--with a nice shot of Alyx's butt. |
| 246 | ** The reason why the game redeemed itself? [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Alyx was killed.]] |
| 247 | * Highlights from his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbrWW08msFg E3 2014 video]]: |
| 248 | ** Half of the Playstation spokesman's presentation is drowned out over epic music. |
| 249 | ** [[RunningGag Then there are the crickets following his awkward jokes.]] |
| 250 | ** The comparison between [[NeverTrustATrailer the trailer gameplay and the actual gameplay]] for the new ''Battlefield'' online feature. |
| 251 | ** When Satoru Iwata uses a Mario amiibo on his Wii U Game Pad so that a giant Mario appears in-game, Dunkey makes the inevitable comment: |
| 252 | --->"VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}." |
| 253 | ** [[TakeThatAudience "You filthy, filthy Americans. You truly do not deserve to play my game."]] |
| 254 | ** "I just wanted to say one thing to the crowd. [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros (Yoshi sound)]]" |
| 255 | ** There's a scenario where the crowd has to vote for a character in the new ''Smash Bros'' game. The two choices are [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Pikmin & Olimar]] and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]. The majority of the crowd votes for {{VideoGame/Mega Man|Classic}}. And the winner is [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Greninja]]. |
| 256 | * Dunkey playing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6brM44delco Viva Pinata]]. |
| 257 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Immediately after the baby hatches, [[ParentalIncest it is ready to mate with its own parents]].\ |
| 258 | ''(Caption: [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is actually what you are supposed to do.]])'' |
| 259 | ** Dunkey having to sit through all the cutscenes that he can't skip. |
| 260 | ** Dunkey beating a pinata to death with a shovel, when suddenly... |
| 261 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Enough is enough. Ya piece of shit. You are OUTTA here!\ |
| 262 | ''(Cutscene: Shovel Upgrade)''\ |
| 263 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh--what is-- Shovel upgrade? (laughs) Just in time! This'll be perfect to beat the bunny to death. |
| 264 | ** Dunkey's garden. |
| 265 | -->'''Dunkey:''' So here's my beautiful garden. Just a bunch of dead pinatas all over. Rated E for Kids. |
| 266 | ** In Costolot's store. |
| 267 | -->'''Costolot:''' Can I interest you in something seedy? No, I don't mean like that.\ |
| 268 | '''Dunkey:''' What the '''fuck!?''' |
| 269 | * During his one million subscriber dance party video, he looks for more people to dance with on his Skype contacts list, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl4X8bCVnQU&t=135s comes across an interesting name...]] |
| 270 | -->'''Dunkey''': [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "A Serial Rapist"?]] We gotta get this guy in here. We go-\ |
| 271 | ''(as he doubleclicks, the Skype user's name is actually "FAGGERMAN", and his avatar (presumably a picture of himself) is a dorky looking kid with glasses on. Dunkey bursts out in laughter)'' |
| 272 | * Dunkey's singing in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_3nT030hW4 Wukong Rides Again]]. |
| 273 | -->Yeah!\ |
| 274 | Still don't need Durkel, hoo!\ |
| 275 | Still don't need Urkel!\ |
| 276 | Still don't need Furkel!\ |
| 277 | Don't need no Gurkel, hoo!\ |
| 278 | Don't need no ''(grunting noise)'', hoo!\ |
| 279 | Don't need no ''(grunting noise)'', hah!\ |
| 280 | A hundred donions!\ |
| 281 | One hundred donions!\ |
| 282 | A hundred dollahs, eh!\ |
| 283 | A hundred dollahs, eh!\ |
| 284 | Don't need no bunson!\ |
| 285 | ''(Stops singing and music stops)'' But I do need a working internet connection, Time-Warner Cable, godda- OH, TURN THE VIDEO O- |
| 286 | ** |
| 287 | -->'''Other Player''': I literally haven't eaten a piece of bread for, like, three years.\ |
| 288 | '''Dunkey''': 'Cos you're too ''scared'', ya baby! Too much of a ''pussy'' to eat! I bet you won't eat the bread, ya scared baby-\ |
| 289 | '''Other Player''': '''''[[NobodyCallsMeChicken MOM, GET THE LOAF OF BREAD!!!]]''''' [''Dunkey laughs''] ARE YOU HAPPY?! SHE'S ''CRYING!'' YOU BASTARD! |
| 290 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMVxFdCZshM League of Legends: Return of the King]], starts with Dunkey killing everyone as Fiora... but fails to completa a pentakill because Kha'Zix successfully kited him. The end is golden, since he [[SanitySlippage literally loses his mind]] while Kaneda's theme is playing on the background. |
| 291 | * The video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMblpSqhgM Game of the Year]] starts with Dunkey stating that ''Operation Flashpoint'' rightfully deserved to win Game of the Year. This statement is paired up with footage of a soldier clipping through the ground in-game. Not only that, but Dunkey lists several way-better games that ''Flashpoint'' apparently beat for the GOTY title. |
| 292 | ** His confusion on three games, all released in 2011, getting GOTY. He asks who was handing all of these titles out...and it then cuts to Jack Nicholson at an award show. |
| 293 | -->'''Dunkey!Jack''': And the Game of the Year goes to...''VideoGame/DeadIsland''. And ''Men of War: Assault Squad''. And ''AFL Live''. And ''Dungeons''. And..''Two Worlds II''?! '''''What the FUCK?!'''''\ |
| 294 | ''[Cut to Dunkey frantically searching up the game on Metacritic.]''\ |
| 295 | '''Dunkey''': WHO DID IT?!\ |
| 296 | ''[Zoom in on a review made by a user named [=GamingXP=], who gave the game a 90.]''\ |
| 297 | '''Dunkey''': WAS IT ''YOU?!'' WAS IT YOU, GAMINGXP, EH?! YOU DO THAT '''''SHIT?!''''' |
| 298 | * The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDXSxH3Sx8 History of Gaming]]. [[BlatantLies "This is 100% real."]] |
| 299 | ** Concerning what historians call "the Golden Age" of gaming. |
| 300 | -->"We saw the release of many classics like ''Tarzan'' for [=PS1=]. That's it." |
| 301 | ** [[CallBack HERE COMES THE MONAAAAAY]] |
| 302 | ** Dunkey's claim that Blizzard Ent. spiraled into insanity and as a result of their resent for the human race poured all of their hatred and spite into a game called ''[[VideoGame/AngryBirds Angry]] [[VideoGame/FlappyBird Bird]]''. |
| 303 | *** Also the game is allegedly about a soulless serial rapist. |
| 304 | ** What was the ''real'' sequel to Super Mario Brothers? Harry Potter And The Fucking Wizard. |
| 305 | ** Sadly, Knack would only go on to sell three copies, [[TakeThat because it was the worst game ever]]. |
| 306 | *** [[HypocriticalHumor He later gets excited about FPS being Knack 2]]. |
| 307 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaou-qomTrg Worst Game Yet]], a Let's Play of ''Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks'', a [[GameBreakingBug very poorly-made]] game Dunkey bought on Amazon for $6. Highlights include: |
| 308 | ** The sheriff driving him all the way back to where his truck started off, forcing him to spend 25 minutes walking back the way he came. |
| 309 | -->'''Sheriff''': Now let's go get your little truck...\ |
| 310 | '''Dunkey''': No, we just did that. We just- There's the- There's my truck! You're running into it! We just did that! My truck is literally stopping you from going to my truck! '''YOU IDIOT!''' '''''STOP! STO-''''' |
| 311 | ** After an interminably long vehicle section, Dunkey finds he can't climb a staircase without the speed-boosting moonshine powerup. |
| 312 | -->"Oh God... No, not stairs! I forgot! You can't climb stairs in this game without the moonshine! Oh my ''fucking GOD'' you can't climb the god- I just drove- I just drove for thirty minutes in the goddamned boat to get to this fucking shitheap, and ''I CAN'T GET UP THE STAIRS!''"\ |
| 313 | [''laughing''] "I guess I'll just have to drive back!" [''[[LaughingMad manic cackling]]''] |
| 314 | ** Dunkey gets back to the dock, only to find his path blocked again. |
| 315 | -->"I am just watching my life go down the- [''sees another staircase''] No. ''No.'' '''''NOOO'''''- [[MoodWhiplash Wait a minute.]] You can ''jump''. See? [''barely noticeable vertical movement''] You guys see that? [[StatingTheSimpleSolution You can]] ''[[StatingTheSimpleSolution jump]]'' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution in this game.]]" |
| 316 | ** The main character is supposed to be called 'Steve Earl.' Dunkey insists on being called 'Steve Urkel' instead. |
| 317 | [[/folder]] |
| 318 | |
| 319 | |
| 320 | [[folder:2015]] |
| 321 | * The strange Asian fan from his ''Rust'' and ''Uh Oh Dinger'' videos in 2014 reappears in his "Backstreet Boys Baby" vid. |
| 322 | * Dunkey plays "[[VideoGame/Uncharted4AThiefsEnd Uncharted 4]]." Actually, he's playing ''Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta'', a Saudi Arabian developed game that rips off Uncharted and Tomb Raider. |
| 323 | ** Dunkey reacting to all of the things the narrator says in the opening. |
| 324 | -->'''Narrator:''' Next, on an all new ''Unearthed''...\ |
| 325 | '''[[CaptainErsatz Farris Jawad]]:''' It's in that cave, over there!\ |
| 326 | '''Dunkey:''' That was the announcer doing both of those voices!\ |
| 327 | '''Narrator:''' Danger lurks in every corner.\ |
| 328 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh my god.\ |
| 329 | '''Dania Jawad:''' You'll need to sneak in unnoticed. We're outnumbered and outgunned.\ |
| 330 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh my god!\ |
| 331 | '''Farris Jawad:''' That's my type of challenge!\ |
| 332 | '''Dunkey:''' ''What!? [...]''\ |
| 333 | '''Farris Jawad:''' Oh my god!\ |
| 334 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh my god!\ |
| 335 | '''Dania Jawad:''' Watch out!\ |
| 336 | '''Dunkey:''' What!? Wha-?\ |
| 337 | '''Narrator:''' Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta.\ |
| 338 | '''Dunkey:''' Wait a minute...this isn't Unchart-\ |
| 339 | ''(Caption: THREE WEEKS AGO)''\ |
| 340 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh wait, there's more. There's a little more. |
| 341 | ** Farris Jawad, the game's CaptainErsatz of Nathan Drake, gets stuck in a climbing animation, and Dunkey can still freely control him. |
| 342 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Oooooh. Never mind. This ''is'' Uncharted. This is the new Uncharted. As you can see, he's driving his, uh, invisible motorcycle around that he got from Uncharted 2. Um...\ |
| 343 | ''(Farris Jawad teleports 50 feet away into a rock wall)''\ |
| 344 | '''Dunkey:''' Apparently it has a teleporting ability. Must have upgraded it.\ |
| 345 | ''(Farris Jawad clips into a wall and disappears)''\ |
| 346 | '''Dunkey:''' I think he's gone now. I don't see him anymore. |
| 347 | ** Dunkey encounters a huge room where loads of boulders are being dropped and rolled into a pit, IndyEscape fashion. |
| 348 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Oh damn, this could actually be challenging. So I guess you gotta dodge the-\ |
| 349 | ''(Runs head on into several boulders. They bounce off of him)''\ |
| 350 | '''Dunkey:'' Oh, no. The boulders don't hurt you at all I guess! |
| 351 | ** The gunplay. |
| 352 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Here we are with another stealth part. I'm gonna take him out with a stealth takedown. Alright, here we go!\ |
| 353 | ''(Pulls out shotgun and fires at an enemy's head. It does absolutely nothing)''\ |
| 354 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh. Of course, the shotgun is completely ineffective at close ranges.\ |
| 355 | ''(Begins killing guys much further away with the shotgun)''\ |
| 356 | '''Dunkey:''' It should actually be used to snipe guys thousands of feet away from you. |
| 357 | * From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Y1lbG0HkI Dunkey's Best of 2014]]: |
| 358 | ** Dunkey's anger at the ''Speedrunners'' game including every Youtuber but him as a playable character. |
| 359 | ** Dunkey replacing a gunshot in ''VideoGame/FarCry1'' with a self-made sound effect. |
| 360 | ** The fact that you [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FUCKING PUT SHOES ON A LADDER]] in ''VideoGame/BrokenAge''. |
| 361 | ** Dunkey bequeathing the aforementioned game with a Kids Choice Award, showing a picture of Will Smith holding a KCA blimp award. |
| 362 | ** His, er, "walkthrough" of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'', showing how NintendoHard the game is (for example, some tasks take several years to accomplish if he is to be believed). |
| 363 | *** Before that, him going through [[ThatOneLevel all of the levels that he hates]]. |
| 364 | -->'''Dunkey''': The lilypad level...no..''no''..\ |
| 365 | (''zoom in on a sign with a skull-and-crossbones on it'')\ |
| 366 | '''Dunkey''': [[BigNo NOOOOOO]]-- |
| 367 | ** As Dunkey shows the audience how the lilypad level works, he assaults the viewer with a slew of optical SensoryAbuse while heavy metal plays in the background. |
| 368 | ** The #1 game is [[BrickJoke SUPER MARIO BROTHAS TWO BABYYYY]] |
| 369 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss Ultimate Skyrim]]. HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS FUCK. |
| 370 | ** The video starts off with the wagon ride hilariously pathing ''on top of a barn'' and completely screwing the first person camera up with the game's RagdollPhysics, all while Dunkey is ''singing the mod's praises''. |
| 371 | -->''"Hey fellas, I'm here with the new game Skyrim, it just came out." (Camera begins spazzing uncontrollably.) "This game is getting great reviews, I've heard some GREAT things about this from Joe Youtube...It's a [[BlatantLies first person shooter]]"'' |
| 372 | ** Dunkey choosing to play as...[[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog Sanic, of the Sanic race]]. Even funnier? Check Sanic's racial ability and disability. They are, respectively, "GO FAST" and "GOTTA GO FAST". Not to mention that its description is "CUMON STEP IT UP!!!" |
| 373 | ** When Dunkey winds up being sentenced to execution, '''''motherfucking [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas the Tank Engine]]''''' comes in flying from the sky DeusExMachina-style and fus-ro-dah's his executioners away. |
| 374 | -->"Ladies and gentlemen, ''[[IAmNotShazam Skyrim]]'' is here to save us." |
| 375 | ** After this, we see Thomas '''picking someone off the ground''' and dropping them at a high height, complete with [[StockScream Wilhelm scream]]. |
| 376 | -->"What have I done?" |
| 377 | ** When we see him fighting someone as Sanic, we see Sanic sliding around wildly, swinging his weapon randomly. |
| 378 | -->"You can't hit what you can't see, Rudolph, you red nosed piece of SHIT. Get the fuck--" |
| 379 | ** His...er...horse named and designed after [[Film/TheRoom2003 Tommy Wiseau]]. He even puts in the famous "Oh hi, Mark." sound clip. |
| 380 | ** Him and Tommy being attacked by a [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever giant Tails]], and Tommy dying in the battle. "YOU AH TEARING ME A''PART'', LISA!" |
| 381 | ** Fus-ro-dah'ing someone...by [[{{Fartillery}} farting]]. Followed by another NPC pleading him to stop his [[UnusualEuphemism "shouting"]]. |
| 382 | ** From 2:19 to 3:19 is pure and undiluted hell of the greatest variety. It lacks words strong enough to truly describe it in a way that gives it proper homage. You just have to see it for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss?t=139 yourself]]. |
| 383 | ** A loading screen. |
| 384 | -->'''Loading Screen''': The horses of Skyrim are lazy pieces of shit that can somehow scale a 90 degree vertical incline but lack the ability to run faster than 12 mph. |
| 385 | ** Out of everything that has happened in the video, Dunk finally decides to leave when he sees a random crab in a top hat and monocle. |
| 386 | -->"Come on, [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} Master Chief]], let's get the ''fuck'' outta here." |
| 387 | * The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnXp6Saa8Y Captcha video]]. The whole thing will have you in stitches, but the best is the very end: |
| 388 | -->Nuclear crisis [[OhCrap diverted]]. [[AntiClimax You are now registered to use]] VideoGame/ClubPenguin. |
| 389 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jdwIzkbkU Backstreet Boys Baby]] |
| 390 | -->Every year, fifty people jump off this bridge and die; it's not funny.\ |
| 391 | [''A body lands right behind him'']\ |
| 392 | [[DudeNotFunny Nobody laugh at that.]] |
| 393 | * The montage in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUBnqS1qcvk San Andreas]] where Dunkey attempts the infamous "[[ThatOneLevel Wrong Side of the Tracks]]", using various means such as a modded car flying at the gang members, sniping, a tank and even taking a motorcycle jump on the train to dispatch said enemies. What ensued was a string of "[[MemeticMutation ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!]]" After trying once more later on in the video, successfully motorcycle jumping and gunning down all but one before falling off and failing again, he gave up and just left the motorcycle and Big Smoke on the track to get run over by said train. |
| 394 | ** And letting Smoke get run over by the train was enough to pass the mission. |
| 395 | ** "Shut the FUCK up Cee-Lo Green!" |
| 396 | * Six-word summary for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAoTeUpKnI Da Sims]]: Dunkey is parent of the year. |
| 397 | ** The video stars Kanye West as a child...who, for some reason, is white. (Reverse Music/MichaelJackson syndrome?). |
| 398 | ** Kanye's dad being portrayed as a black, overweight man with yellow eyebrows and a ''yellow mohawk''. To add more, Dunkey gives him the '''[[ChildHater "dislikes children"]]''' trait. |
| 399 | ** [[ShoutOut "Now, I ain't saying he a gold digger...but I'mma make this guy a gold digger."]] |
| 400 | ** The image of Kanye's dad thinking about money in his sleep. |
| 401 | ** All of the [[CrossesTheLineTwice terrible things]] that Baby Kanye goes through [[WouldHurtAChild thanks to his father]]. |
| 402 | *** When Baby Kanye's excessive wailing wakes his father up, we see that Baby Kanye's sleeping '''''on the roof'''''. |
| 403 | *** Immediately afterwards, we see the dad '''trying to flush his son down the toilet''' while his son glitches through the bottom of the toilet. |
| 404 | *** Baby Kanye. Crawling. [[IncendiaryExponent On fire.]] [[CaptainOblivious Unaware.]] |
| 405 | *** Dunkey hates Baby Kanye so much that he has the dad put him in a small, featureless, and ''doorless'' room just outside of his own house. He even gives him toys..by placing three stoves in the room with him. |
| 406 | *** How does Dunkey deal with a hungry, crying Baby Kanye? Sealing him away in the oven. |
| 407 | ** Baby Kanye and his dad sleeping together...while sharing a room with a fire. Once it spreads, Baby Kanye's dad is the first to get engulfed in flames, and [[LaserGuidedKarma he's the one that's incoherently crying]]. How does Baby Kanye react? [[DissonantSerenity INNO]][[CreepyChild CENT]] [[NightmareFuel LAUGHTER.]] |
| 408 | ** Just before the dad's birthday, the Grim Reaper pays a visit. Not only does he steal the dad's mac-and-cheese, ''but he trashes it in the sink under running water''. |
| 409 | *** Dunk then gets his comeuppance when he has grown-up Kanye ''break the Grim Reaper's neck'', effectively [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome killing Death itself]]. |
| 410 | ** Dunkey (acting as Yeezy himself) upgrading all of his old appliances in his new house by replacing them with cars. Then Dunkey zooms out on the house, revealing that the house is ''completely surrounded with a cluster of cars''. |
| 411 | ** How does Dunk deal with an annoying houseguest? He ''smacks her'', '''picks her up by her feet''', and '''''smashes her into the floor'''''. DisproportionateRetribution much? |
| 412 | ** "Should've been Yeezus, bitch." |
| 413 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyphzxruFeo "GoatZ Simulator"]], based solely around Dunkey's UnstoppableRage when he does a perfect goat dive, only for one of the judges to give him a '''nine'''. |
| 414 | ** The one guy that [[RunningGag just won't]] [[BrickJoke stop pissing through his pants]]. Not even the Dead Man's Float will stop him from freely urinating. |
| 415 | ** When Dunk's goat starts glitching like crazy through the city on an omnicidal rampage. |
| 416 | -->"(imitating a car engine) Niiiiiine...''niiiiiine''. It shoulda been a ''teeeeen''." |
| 417 | ** "I'm really gonna impress the judges by [[DrivenToSuicide jumping offa this skyscraper]]. This is at least worth a 9.1!" |
| 418 | ** To further escalate his retribution, Dunk goes into VideoGame/{{Katamari|Damacy}} mode, taking a sentient clusterfuck of zoo animals and sidewalk decorations, taking said clusterfuck into a parking lot, and [[EveryCarIsAPinto blowing everything up]]. |
| 419 | -->"You ruined my career, I ruin your car. 's only fair. Fuckin' ass..it shoulda at least been a 9.4... for the technique alone!" |
| 420 | ** [[OverlyLongGag Dunk's still mad about that 9.]] So mad, in fact, that he crashes his boat out of anger. |
| 421 | -->"A fucking 9, a goddamn 9, are you kidding me? (crashes boat) [-(muffled) A fucking 9.-] |
| 422 | ** Dunk's standup about Creator/WillSmith. Of course, all hell breaks loose when Dunkey mentions that Smith has recently had his ''ninth'' child. |
| 423 | -->"I'm bleeding from my head! Someone call an ambulance! (''[[BlackComedy rimshot and laugh track]]'')" |
| 424 | * His review of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qnIBLNOG0 Tony Hawk Pro Skater]]. |
| 425 | -->"Play as the world's first and only pro skater, Chad Muska, as he performs death defying tricks in exchange for VHS tapes. ''(Collects VHS tape)'' Oh, wow, [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Land Before Time]], cool!" |
| 426 | ** He goes on a tangent comparing game developers that add numerous features before finishing the core game to ordering a pizza with everything ''except'' cheese. He ends up ordering the "abomination," and it costs 60 dollars. |
| 427 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cwAvQcW0E Witcher 3: Wild Guy]] |
| 428 | -->'''Geralt:''' Took off his boots and went into the water. Probably wanted to cover his trail.\ |
| 429 | '''Alfred:''' ''(Via radio)'' [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity Hello, sir. Have you retrieved the cure from Mr. Freeze?]] |
| 430 | ** When Dunkey is searching for an arsonist who burned down someone's hut, the footprints lead to a goose, leading Dunkey to exclaim that [[TheDogWasTheMastermind the goose did it.]] |
| 431 | -->"In this game you play as an all-powerful Bitcher, in a race against time to save the entire world. So here I am playing hide-and-seek with eight-year-olds." |
| 432 | ** The RunningGag of Dunkey's sword breaking. |
| 433 | -->''(Battling a knight)'' "Aaaaand my sword broke. Aaaaand the blacksmith took off today [...] Okay, this guy is charging me more money than I've earned in my ten hours of playing this game to fix my sword. So I'm just going to sell everything that I've acquired so far, and now I can barely afford it. Okay."\ |
| 434 | "So here I am, finding a lost goat. ''(SNAP!)'' Oh. Aaaaand my sword broke."\ |
| 435 | ''(Geralt summons a Botchling, which looks like a weird fetus thing. Dunkey cracks up) (SNAP!)'' And my sword broke!" |
| 436 | ** Dunkey goes to "Bear Village", a place teeming with angry bears. |
| 437 | ** Dunkey spawning hoards of angry bears in a room during a cutscene. |
| 438 | ** The video ends with a BrickJoke: Dunkey sees that the town is on fire, and when looking around wondering who did it, he sees the Goose flapping its wings on the ground. |
| 439 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H46u8Yg9Q08 E3 2015]] |
| 440 | -->''(Showing footage of Math Blaster)'' "VideoGame/TheDivision was hit with a graphical downgrade, as usual. Uh, it looks great for kids, but I just don't see the multiplayer holding up." |
| 441 | ** An EA executive talks about how excited people are to play Madden NFL 16, which prompts an applause from maybe ten people. The exec's awkward "Go Madden." becomes a running gag throughout the video. |
| 442 | ** Dunkey talks about how {{VideoGame/Overwatch}} is just a rip off of VideoGame/TeamFortress2, while the Team Fortress 2 theme increases in volume and drowns out what he's saying. He still asks for access to the alpha. |
| 443 | -->'''Adam Boyes:''' Now many years ago, Square Enix released a groundbreaking title, that went on to become one of the most beloved games in Playstation and video game history! Tonight, I am proud to announce that by popular demand, we have a very special treat for everyone!\ |
| 444 | ''(Cuts to underwhelming footage of World of Final Fantasy, with no music)''\ |
| 445 | '''EA Executive:''' Go Madden. |
| 446 | ** Sony talking about Project Morpheus, as an image of Morpheus from Film/TheMatrix fades in. |
| 447 | -->'''Iwata Peppy:''' [[GratuitousEnglish Hey, Fucks, do a bear a role.]]\ |
| 448 | '''Reggie Falco:''' Yeah, c'mon, Fox, do a barrel roll!\ |
| 449 | '''Iwata Peppy:''' Yeah!\ |
| 450 | '''Miyamoto Fox:''' Barrel roll? I can do better than that! Check this out!\ |
| 451 | ''[[RunningGag (Cuts to underwhelming footage of World of Final Fantasy, with no music)]]'' |
| 452 | ** Dunkey is so excited for VideoGame/TheLastGuardian, that he demands they give him the game right now while threatening Sony with a shotgun. |
| 453 | -->'''Rare Employee:''' One of the things that Rare has done consistently over three decades is evolve as a studio.\ |
| 454 | ''(Images on-screen go from Rare's classic titles like VideoGame/BanjoKazooie and VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay to their much maligned Kinect Sports games)''\ |
| 455 | '''Rare Employee:''' Rare has redefined genres with its own special formula, and we're ready to do that again. This is by far the most ambitious game Rare has ever created.\ |
| 456 | ''[[RuleOfThree (Cuts to underwhelming footage of World of Final Fantasy, with no music)]]'' |
| 457 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLnBYqOXUA Duck Game]]: |
| 458 | -->'''Dunkey''': And now for tonight's main event. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE WORLD. CHAMPIONSHIP. MATCH!]] In this corner, [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Richard Killface]]! Born into a life of pain and brutality! Haunted by the voices of his past! And in this corner, [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Murderfucker]]! He killed his own parents when he was four years old! Now, he thirsts for the blood of the innocent, as his life spirals into the bowels of HELL! And in this corner, (''dramatic music stops, Dunkey's voice stops being dramatic'') [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a retarded frog]]. [''the Frogs? duck quacks, dramatic music resumes as a new level generates''] WHICH OF THESE LEGENDS WILL WALK AMONG THE GODS? [''they all Net Gun each other out of the arena at the same time''] |
| 459 | ** One round has Dunkey attempting to use the net gun on his enemy, only for it to backfire and trap HIM in it. However, due to the {{Knockback}} physics, he gets shoved onto a bounce pad...and '''[[IMeantToDoThat lands on and kills the other player.]]''' [[{{Corpsing}} Cue Dunkey breaking into hysterics.]] |
| 460 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_fk6ni-0eI Dunkey playing H1Z1.]] |
| 461 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iBBJE_MZ0 Dunkey's Metal Gear Solid video]] |
| 462 | ** [[RunningGag Psycho Mantis? You're that ninja...]] |
| 463 | ** During the initial base entrance, Dunkey abuses a hapless Genome Soldier's ArtificialStupidity by running around a box and leading the poor sap by the nose without the soldier ever catching on to Dunkey's act--''even after getting shot in the back''. |
| 464 | ** He also manages to turn Cyborg Ninja's VillainousBSOD into a hilarious TakeThat at the franchise's KudzuPlot: |
| 465 | -->'''Snake:''' ''*watching Cyborg Ninja bang his head against the floor*'' "What's happening?"\ |
| 466 | '''Dunkey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "I think he's trying to comprehend the story."]] |
| 467 | ** Dunkey faces off against Revolver Ocelot, which leads to these gems: |
| 468 | -->'''Ocelot:''' This is the greatest handgun ever made...\ |
| 469 | '''Dunkey:''' ...[[MisidentifiedWeapons The Desert Eagle]].\ |
| 470 | '''Ocelot:'''[[TalkingIsAFreeAction "I]] ''[[TalkingIsAFreeAction love]]'' [[TalkingIsAFreeAction to reload during a ba--"]] ''*gets shot by Snake*'' |
| 471 | ** He completely breaks the landmine sequence wherein Meryl walks a winding path that the player must follow to avoid getting blown up--''by running straight ahead from his starting position.'' |
| 472 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkNaUiaGRxw Dunkey plays MGSV]] |
| 473 | ** ''Nobody'' is safe from the box menace. |
| 474 | -->'''Dunkey, looking at a "Caution" sign warning people of falling boxes.''' How're you gonna get hit in the head with a bo-- (Snake gets knocked out by a falling box, complete with cartoony spring sound effect) |
| 475 | ** [[ImprobableWeaponUser Dunkey taking out a sniper with a falling box.]] It must be seen to be believed. |
| 476 | ** Dunkey setting up 6 decoys and hiding in the middle of them. |
| 477 | -->'''Dunkey''' But which one is the real Solid Snake? He may never know. |
| 478 | ** Dunkey does it again with twelve and a very confused guard. |
| 479 | -->'''Dunkey''' This man's mind has been torn in ''two''. He will never find me now. *Guard is alerted and starts shooting* Oh. He found me. |
| 480 | ** Dunkey calling in air support while also having the helicopter blast the title theme from Cruis'n USA over its speakers as it aids him. |
| 481 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYM-vPKyxfA MGSV: Gun Eater]] |
| 482 | ** The tendency of each chapter's opening credits is lampshaded with the use of a fake one: |
| 483 | -->'''Guest Starring'''\ |
| 484 | Ocelot (Big Boss's Father)\ |
| 485 | '''Dunkey:''' "Are you fucking kidding me? ''That's'' his dad?[[note]]It's not[[/note]] That doesn't make any sense!" \ |
| 486 | '''Also Starring''' \ |
| 487 | Big Boss dies and Hideo Kojima as Metal Gear Hank \ |
| 488 | "Okay. This is the least dramatic way to find this out. This is the worst." |
| 489 | ** Snake's rocket-propelled bionic arm punching soldier after soldier in the face as Guile's Theme plays. |
| 490 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5jx9aYSG1c MGSV: Final Slam]] |
| 491 | ** The beginning of the video starts with Dunkey holding up a guard, until... |
| 492 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[OrphanedPunchline -and I better get it too]], ha ha ha ha!\ |
| 493 | ''<two flying Sahelanthropuses come into the scene>''\ |
| 494 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh...? What the fuck is this? What is this?\ |
| 495 | '''Dunkey:''' The infection is spreading rapidly. By the end of the week, this entire continent will be Metal Gears. Unless I use an advanced medical technique!\ |
| 496 | ''<shoots one of the flying Sahelanthropuses>''\ |
| 497 | '''Dunkey: ''FFFFFFFUCK YOU IDIOT!!''''' HA HAAAAAAAAAA! You'll never kill me alive. |
| 498 | ** All of the attempts to make the killdest guy of all time, but special mention goes to this one: |
| 499 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Now guys, I know before I said that those other guys were the most killdest guys in the world, ''but for real this time'', and I really mean this, now watch.\ |
| 500 | ''<Dunkey chucks a magazine at the middle of a road near a guard, drawing him to that position>''\ |
| 501 | '''Dunkey:''' For real, this guy is going to be the most killdest guy, ''in the whole '''galaxy universe FOREVER INFINITY'''''.\ |
| 502 | ''<a convoy truck drives right into the guard, killing him on impact and knocking him several meters away, to which Dunkey laughs>'' |
| 503 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=&v=IvMQe3v-HwA Extreme Mario Maker]] |
| 504 | ** Him playing one of the [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Game Grump's]] levels. |
| 505 | -->'''Dunkey:''' This level is by uh, Ross from Game Grumps or as I like to call them "Game Chumps" *giggles* cuz, cuz' like look at this, look at this it's like watching their videos; [[TakeThat there's no effort, no effort at all was made.]] |
| 506 | ** [[RougeAnglesOfSatin die bich]] |
| 507 | ** Giga Bowser's Reckoning: all of it, but the real catcher is when he encounters Bowser for the first time. |
| 508 | -->'''Dunkey:''' What next...[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe are you fucking kidding me?]] Bowser?! You have to f-[[SuddenlyShouting this is an HOUR LONG level!]] It never ends, this is an endless gauntlet! |
| 509 | ** Dunkey's "challenge" to Bowser during their final battle: |
| 510 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hey Bowsa! ''Fuck'' you, suck my dick n' bawls. |
| 511 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtplRk6BdyA Dundertale]] |
| 512 | ** Early in the video, Dunkey makes a list of what the colored tiles in Papyrus' trap do, but tosses it away in his computer's recycle bin after the puzzle solves itself. When the same trap shows up again in a more legitimate form later on, Dunkey digs out his list from his recycle bin. It only helps a little bit. |
| 513 | ** Dunkey's accidental murders shouldn't be this, but his comical shock elevates these instances above pure tragedy. |
| 514 | ** His attempt to humor Asgore's dreams of domestic bliss after killing his wife at the start of the game by accident. |
| 515 | ** "Dunkey continued to pet the dog until it's head hit the moon and it died. |
| 516 | ** His fight entire fight with [[EldritchAbomination Photoshop Flowey]]. |
| 517 | -->'''Videogamedunkey''': What the ''{JumpCut}'' [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK?!]] [[ClusterFBomb WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!]] ''{JumpCut}'' [[OhCrap OH SHIT]]! [[KillItWithFire HE HAS A]] '''''[[KillItWithFire FLAMETHROWER]]?!''''' ''{various screaming}'' [[CallBack I'M SORRY, THUNDERSNAIL! I'M SORRY!]] ''{at the end of the fight}'' [[LetsGetDangerous That's it, you son of a bitch...]] It's time... for my [[EleventhHourSuperpower DUNKEY Atomic Fireball]]. ''[[EleventhHourSuperpower BLAST!]]'' ''{revving noises}'' [[MoodWhiplash Beep-boop]] ''{continues revving noises}'' Have I truly learned my lesson? [[IgnoredEpiphany Nope!]] Get the ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]'' out, Flowey! |
| 518 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cvW09f2rww Papa Strikes Back]] |
| 519 | ** Dunkey calls a Papa John's in Bismarck, and after the guy greets him and starts telling him about prices, Dunkey lets out a really loud '''HEE-HAAAW!''' [[WeirdnessCensor This doesn't even phase the guy on the other line, and he continues on like he didn't hear anything.]] He acts absolutely deadpan for the rest of the call. |
| 520 | -->'''Dunkey:''' I would like one large pepperoni pizza.\ |
| 521 | '''Man:''' Okay, for delivery or carry-out?\ |
| 522 | '''Dunkey:''' That's gonna be for delivery. Calling for [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1 Donkey Kong Country 1]], and if you don't have it I'm gonna tell my mom on you.\ |
| 523 | '''Man:''' Okay, I'll see if we have that. ''(Beat)'' No, it is just gonna be from our website, so you'd come in the store, we'd order it from there and we'd ship it to your house.\ |
| 524 | '''Dunkey:''' Uh, yeah, that's not gonna cut it, I'm telling my mom on you.\ |
| 525 | '''Man:''' Okay. Well, I hope she's not too upset with me.\ |
| 526 | '''Dunkey:''' She's pissed. ''(In a gruff voice)'' Hello!? It's me! I'm his mudder!\ |
| 527 | '''Man:''' Oh, wow, hey.\ |
| 528 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(In a gruff voice)'' I'm furious! He just wants Donkey Kong Country 1 for the Super Nintendo! ''(Talking normally)'' Hey, it's actually me still. ''(Laughs)''\ |
| 529 | '''Man:''' Oh, man, you tricked me. You got me good.\ |
| 530 | '''Dunkey:''' I gotcha man! |
| 531 | ** Dunkey manages to break people after saying only one thing to them. |
| 532 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hey, this is Mr. Doodoocaca Weinerpants, I would like to order one large doodoo pizza.\ |
| 533 | '''Man:''' Oh lovely! Now would you like that with a- ''(Gives up and hangs up)''\ |
| 534 | '''Woman:''' Thanks for callin' Papa John's, could you hold a minute please?\ |
| 535 | '''Dunkey:''' I'm a beaver.\ |
| 536 | ''(Beat)'' ''(Hangs up)'' |
| 537 | ** Dunkey may have fooled a Little Caesar's employee named Dalton into doing something incredibly silly. |
| 538 | -->'''Dalton:''' Thank you for calling Little Caesar's, how can I help you?\ |
| 539 | '''Dunkey:''' Hey, it's Rich from head office, who is this?\ |
| 540 | '''Dalton:''' Uh, this is Dalton.\ |
| 541 | '''Dunkey:''' Alton?\ |
| 542 | '''Dalton:''' Uh, Dalton.\ |
| 543 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh, Dalton, okay. Dalton, I need you to go in the back room for me quick, do you guys got a printer?\ |
| 544 | '''Dalton:''' Uh, we do.\ |
| 545 | '''Dunkey:''' I'm gonna need you to go in that back room and I'm gonna need you to print out a nice big 10 by 10 photo of a giraffe, and I'm gonna need you to tape that to the front door. Okay? It's a part of a new policy we're doing this week.\ |
| 546 | '''Dalton:''' Uh, okay. I'm takin' a picture of what?\ |
| 547 | '''Dunkey:''' I just need you to go on Google images and look up just any picture of a giraffe, and I'm gonna need you to tape that to the front door. We're just doing this for all the stores this week.\ |
| 548 | '''Dalton:''' Okay, uh, I can do that.\ |
| 549 | '''Dunkey:''' Right, thanks. |
| 550 | ** Dunkey talks to a Party City employee named Christina. |
| 551 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hey, do you guys got [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]] stuff?\ |
| 552 | '''Christina:''' Yeah, we do.\ |
| 553 | '''Dunkey:''' Yeah, I hate Super Mario. Do you guys got Franchise/JurassicPark?\ |
| 554 | '''Christina:''' Yup.\ |
| 555 | '''Dunkey:''' I hate Jurassic- I ''hate'' Jurassic Park. Um, how bout ComicBook/TheAvengers? Now, I like The Avengers.\ |
| 556 | '''Christina:''' ''(Giggling)'' Is this a joke?\ |
| 557 | '''Dunkey:''' Do you guys have Avengers stuff?\ |
| 558 | '''Christina:''' Yeah, we do.\ |
| 559 | '''Dunkey:''' I HATE AVENGERS!\ |
| 560 | '''Christina:''' ''(Laughing)'' Who are you?\ |
| 561 | '''Dunkey:''' What about Franchise/StarWars?\ |
| 562 | '''Christina:''' Do you hate Star Wars?\ |
| 563 | '''Dunkey:''' Do you guys got Star Wars?\ |
| 564 | '''Christina:''' Yeah.\ |
| 565 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(Whispering)'' I hate Star Wars. |
| 566 | ** That call is immedietely followed by this. |
| 567 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hey, you gonna go see the new Star Wars?\ |
| 568 | '''Man:''' Heck yeah.\ |
| 569 | '''Dunkey:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Me too, man. I love Star Wars.]] |
| 570 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRs_2kGZuY Masters of CS:GO]], Dunkey trolls his team as they try to help him kill the last enemy, then when he decides to actually find the enemy he gets immediately killed. |
| 571 | ** One of Dunkey's team-mates blocks him while he camps in a store, and keeps pestering Dunkey over chat to buy a cheeseburger while the enemy shoot at them. The same player then later tells Dunkey that after he appeared in a previous Dunkey video "he became a millionaire", and that "he saw a homeless guy on the street, and he gave me money". |
| 572 | ** The last scene is Dunkey being saved from death when one of the chicken props on the map walks out into the hallway and blocks a shot fired at him. He kills the enemy, walks out of the apartment only to get team-killed with the last line being his team-mate saying "Oh dear god I'm sorry! Fuck." |
| 573 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OTIMoY5qY Don't Kill The Baby]]: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. HilarityEnsues. |
| 574 | -->'''Leah:''' Where did you put that Windex?\ |
| 575 | '''Dunkey:''' I put it out of a baby's reach because I am a ''responsible'' father.\ |
| 576 | ''*GilliganCut to the baby crawling out of a low kitchen cabinet*''\ |
| 577 | '''Pbat:''' I drank the bleach, the soap, ''and'' the Windex.\ |
| 578 | '''Dunkey:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction God damn it.]] ''laughing'' Stop drinking bleach! What is wrong with you?! |
| 579 | ** The jokes write themselves since the game's premise is essentially DeadBabyComedy. |
| 580 | -->'''Pbat:''' ''(inside a heating oven)'' Everything is blue.\ |
| 581 | '''Dunkey:''' Nuh nuh no, trust me, this is how you win.\ |
| 582 | ''*cuts to the baby's dying animation with a ta-da sound effect*''\ |
| 583 | '''Dunkey:''' See? The baby wins. |
| 584 | ** "STOP EATING THE BATTERIES!" |
| 585 | -->'''Pbat:''' I fuckin' win, you're the worst father. |
| 586 | ** Leah tricks Dunkey into giving her back a fork he took from her. She promptly heads for the nearest outlet. The result has both of them in stitches. |
| 587 | * All of Dunkey's ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' videos are absolute gutbusters. |
| 588 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fcSWvJ3wI Ultimate Smash Bruddas]] features the famous moment where Dunkey beat Sky in Smash. |
| 589 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR0-o1bqaig Smash Universe]] gives birth to '''GO''' (Wario's side special in ''VideoGame/ProjectM'', the Shoulder Bash), and has a particularly hilarious moment where Dunkey Falcon Punches Jesse ''3 times in a row''. Oh yeah, and [[RunningGag Dunkey beat Sky in Smash... again]]. |
| 590 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjHlcRjfB9E Smash Forever]] begins with Dunkey beating people as Kirby, and ends with [[RuleOfThree Dunkey beating Sky]]. |
| 591 | [[/folder]] |
| 592 | |
| 593 | [[folder:2016]] |
| 594 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_oEB0qf7Hg Dunkey's Best of 2015]], where he promises us that [[RunningGag Super Mario Brothers 2]] won't be on the list. |
| 595 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Number 10, let's git it started...'''SUPER MARIO''' [[DoubleSubvertedTrope Maker]]. VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker. |
| 596 | ** Dunkey's reasons for VideoGame/DuckGame being his number 9. |
| 597 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Quack. |
| 598 | ** How playing his number six pick VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns made him feel during a long flight he took. |
| 599 | -->'''Dunkey:''' It took me a while, but eventually I said "You know what, Donkey Kong, FUCK YOU!" Beat the shit out of this game, got out of my seat, walked up to the pilot, said "Thanks for the airplane, dickhead!", punched him out the window, [[AntiClimax and then they lost my luggage]]. |
| 600 | ** Dunkey's example of why the voice chat in VideoGame/CounterStrike is the best part of the game. |
| 601 | -->'''Dunkey:''' I don't care what anybody says, I love the community for this game, hands down my favorite feature is the voice chat.\ |
| 602 | '''Player:''' Yo, somebody fucking help me.\ |
| 603 | '''Little Kid:''' I'll help your mother get, uh, have another baby.\ |
| 604 | '''Player:''' What the fuck?\ |
| 605 | '''Dunkey:''' Coming from [[VideoGame/LeagueofLegends League]] to Counter-Strike is like walking out of Kindergarten into Vietnam, you're gonna get shot. The guy who killed you will take your gun and shoot you with your own gun next round, you're gonna get called the n-word by a ten-year-old, but the beauty of it is if that kid is on your team...you can just team-kill him! Hahahaha, it's a masterpiece! |
| 606 | ** [[TheStinger "SYKE! Game of the year goes to]] VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2! VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2, ya bitch!" |
| 607 | * The funniest moment in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Nb_zgWZZ4 CS GO: Source]] video isn't by Dunkey. It's by a random player on the server named "pattycakes" who in response to a very young sounding kid talking about Kylo Ren "looking like a baby" responds in such a vitriolic laced tirade that even Dunkey is left speechless. |
| 608 | -->'''pattycakes''': Just like you, you fucking troglodyte! Shut the fuck up, you prepubescent motherfucker!" |
| 609 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FB4Bw99KU CS GO : Rip King]], there is a young kid who whines about "not ruining his KD" and another player comes onto the voice chat to taunt the kid in a high-pitched goblin voice to the point that both Dunkey ''and'' the kid who was originally whining start cracking up. |
| 610 | ** Dunkey also takes the piss out of a scrub who claims among other things that he has "600 twitch subscribers and has only been streaming a month" when he has none, and that he is "a force to be reckoned with when he wants to". Firstly, Dunkey and his friend annoy the scrub by making nonsensical callouts for map positions "Shoelace, Sea Urchin, Carpet", then Dunkey rips him for being 3rd on the leaderboard despite the scrub being a self proclaimed top level competitive player. Outside the video, if you follow the players twitch site address, you find out he's been banned from Twitch for violating the terms of service. |
| 611 | --->'''Teammate''': Your mom's your only subscriber.\ |
| 612 | '''Scrub''': Actually, I have, like, six hundred, and I've only been streaming a month. So fucking RIP, you idiot, fucking RIP.\ |
| 613 | '''Dunkey''': ''(accompanied by a screenshot of the scrub's Twitch)'' But it says here you only have one.\ |
| 614 | (later)\ |
| 615 | '''Scrub''': ...I actually have the most comp wins in the world and I'm kind of a force to be reckoned with when I actually wanna be.\ |
| 616 | '''Dunkey''': So...RIP again, dumbass! |
| 617 | ** Dunkey gets what should be a useless boost to a higher area by piggybacking on a crouching teammate, and proclaims "It's the greatest boost ever!" as three enemy players all fail to kill him. |
| 618 | ** Dunkey creates a soundboard of himself saying "Hey guys, it's me, videogamedunkey!", "Not even close, baybee!", and "I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs". That's all. All the other players sarcastically exclaim "that's the real Dunkey" - obviously not realizing it really is him, just playing his own voice over a soundboard. |
| 619 | --->'''Commenter''': I feel happy for the ones who met him (the soundboard thingy) and then watched this video. |
| 620 | *** Several players ask him softball questions that can easily be answered with "I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs." The ruse is revealed moments later. |
| 621 | ---->'''Player''': Hey, yo, Dunkey, what's your favorite thing to get in Italy, dude?\ |
| 622 | '''Dunkey''': ''(through the soundboard)'' "I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs!"\ |
| 623 | '''Other player''': Oh, shit, it's the real Dunkey.\ |
| 624 | '''Player''': Is there anything else you want with it?\ |
| 625 | '''Dunkey''': "I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs!"\ |
| 626 | '''Player''': ''(laughing)'' Okay, bro. Is that your favorite thing there, dude?\ |
| 627 | (brief moment of silence while Dunkey attempts to find a different clip)\ |
| 628 | '''Dunkey''': ''(through the soundboard)'' "Hey, guys, it's me!"\ |
| 629 | '''Player''': ''(cracking up)'' ...He ran out of sounds. |
| 630 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK7SFNx5mug CS GO : Wonder Chicken]], after his entire team buy AWP sniper rifles he exclaims "We cannot lose", Dunkey starts by accidentally team-killing a friendly, is immediately shot by an enemy sniper, the guy next to him gets taken out by another enemy and the fourth & fifth players on his team get taken out seconds later to lose the round. |
| 631 | ** After a montage of no-scope AWP kills, a team-mate complains about him no-scoping, Dunkey says "You can scope with the AWP?!" Cut to next-round, dunkey scopes in and team-kills the complainer to end the video. |
| 632 | * Dunkey's hilarious trolling in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Vz25q_a9w Cat Jumper 2000]]. |
| 633 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Jesse just quit out.\ |
| 634 | '''WebVideo/{{Sky|Williams}}:''' ...Why?\ |
| 635 | '''Dunkey:''' [[BlatantLies I dunno, I was helping him win and he just, he quit.]]\ |
| 636 | '''Sky:''' Did he get mad? |
| 637 | ** Dunkey standing next to the level exit and forcing Sky to beat the level himself. |
| 638 | -->'''Sky:''' Goddamit, Jason, just beat the level.\ |
| 639 | '''Dunkey:''' Come on, man. If I beat the level, what do you learn by that? You know?\ |
| 640 | '''Sky:''' ''(Dies)'' Oh my god, it's been so long!\ |
| 641 | '''Dunkey:''' It's only been two and a half hours. On this specific level. You got this. You almost got it, there you go! Here, let me show you how to do it!\ |
| 642 | ''(Dunkey jumps down to where Sky is, causing him to mess up and die)'' |
| 643 | ** Dunkey moving deliberately slow while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdmWFLdFNA Thundersnail]] plays in the background. |
| 644 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Turbo mode, activate!... Here I come!... I'm comin'... Engage turbo thrusters... |
| 645 | ** At the end of the video, the links to his and the other players channels are needlessly labeled as "white guys" and "black guys". |
| 646 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlo0-GDi-qc New League Video]], posted on April Fool's Day, is a return to ''League''...''Rocket League'', that is. |
| 647 | ** Sky, or "Mega Gaygis", makes a new rule: the next person to score a goal gets to date whoever they choose forever. He takes everyone's silence as agreement. Dunkey immediately ruins it in a move that doubles as a SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment. |
| 648 | --->'''Sky''': ''(taking a shot on goal)'' I wanna date...Jason!\ |
| 649 | '''Dunkey''': ''(swooping in and bumping the ball so he gets credit for the goal)'' I wanna date...Leah! |
| 650 | *** For the rest of the video, Dunkey repeatedly steals goals from Sky with a battle cry of "I pick...Leah!" |
| 651 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__zGnZtL53Q Dunkuza 3]], his VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} 3 video. |
| 652 | ** The start of the video perfectly establishes the contrast of the main story and side activities. |
| 653 | -->'''Dunkey''': (to a dead Kashiwagi) "I will avenge you... My brother. (JumpCut to crane machine with cat plushies) I'm going for the grey one. C'mon. Come to papa... You little bitch. (crane misses the grey one) Gaah! Goddammit I was so-" |
| 654 | ** The above example happens twice more. |
| 655 | -->'''Dunkey''': (Over Rikiya's dead body) "Rikiya... I will avenge you." (Cue montage of side activities and fighting set to Jackie Chan's ''Movie Star'')\ |
| 656 | (In the middle of the montage, Joji Kazama is shot and the music stops)\ |
| 657 | '''Dunkey''': : "''[[WrongNameOutburst Dojima!]] I will avenge youuuuuuuuu-''" (JumpCut to Kiryu carrying ice cream and walking slowly across the street with music) |
| 658 | ** His summation of the game and, by extension, the entire series. |
| 659 | -->'''Dunkey''': So in this game, [[RandomEncounters every man, woman, and child in Japan is a total asshole]]. So you have to [[ImprobableWeaponUser fight them with a bicycle]] to gain respect on the streets. |
| 660 | ** His reaction to the old lady scooter flip Revelation. |
| 661 | -->'''Dunkey''': "I didn't know this was a ''good'' game." |
| 662 | ** His take on Rikiya's introduction. |
| 663 | -->'''Rikiya's Subtitles''': "I have a big tattoo! It symbolizes my violent lifestyle! It's of a dog, my favorite animal!" (Takes off his shirt, revealing a viper tattoo) |
| 664 | ** Dunkey meets some familiar faces. |
| 665 | -->'''Dunkey''': "They brought in "Middle-Aged Woman"? That's my favorite character from [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgeHog2006 Sonic '06]]!"\ |
| 666 | (later)\ |
| 667 | '''Dunkey''': "Man Looking for Lion Dog Statue"? That's my favorite character from [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgeHog2006 Sonic '06]]!" (shows a clip of Big the Cat) |
| 668 | ** Dunkey receives charcoal enough times from RandomEncounters that he talks over a Yakuza meeting to make it about the charcoal industry instead. |
| 669 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uTKPwVnNI THE JONTRON RANT]] is a satirical rant video making fun of drama that occurred between the Platform/YouTube channels [=LeafyIsHere=] and [=h3h3productions=]. It makes fun of both parties involved in the drama by Dunkey pretending to be mad at WebVideo/JonTron and using supposed "evidence" of Jon appearing to be "two faced." And the ending revelation? [=JonTron=] is actually Jacques (the bird), with the human being an actor. |
| 670 | * Dunkey plays [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waZII8dRI90 Youtuber Simulator]]. |
| 671 | ** Dunkey's first video is him playing VideoGame/ApeEscape, with [[StylisticSuck low quality video and audio]]. |
| 672 | -->'''Dunkey:''' I'm gonna catch you, monkey! I'm a Dunkey, monkey! |
| 673 | ** Dunkey's playthrough of the game [[RealitySubtext mirrors his real life rise to fame]] with VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends videos, before ultimately giving up on the game. |
| 674 | ** Dunkey's musical intro. [[https://soundcloud.com/customphase/dunkey-song Hear the full version here.]] And then there's what follows... |
| 675 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ''(After headshotting someone in VideoGame/CounterStrike)'' [[CaptainObvious Oh, that's a big headshot!]]\ |
| 676 | ''(Video ends)'' |
| 677 | ** The in-game equivalent of Microsoft wants to do a deal with Dunkey to help pay for his expensive $5000 per-month New York penthouse. [[RealitySubtext They don't pay him.]] |
| 678 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Turns out this is a very realistic game. Uh, it's hitting close to home.\ |
| 679 | ''(a warning pops up that a video has been hit with a copyright claim)''\ |
| 680 | '''Dunkey:''' Aaaand a copyright claim. Okay so... ''(pays the fine and resolves the issue)'' Oh. It's already resolved? Okay, this game is completely fake. |
| 681 | ** Dunkey decides to join a Youtube network, and settles on the in-game equivalent of {{Machinima}}. [[TakeThat Cut to video of violent explosions on a highway]]. |
| 682 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RV8O4Q9rc SUPER DUPER MARIO MAKER GO 4 DEAD]]: |
| 683 | ** Dunkey encounters a level entitled "beware the [[UnfortunateImplications spiks]]". |
| 684 | -->'''Dunkey''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not saying that.]]\ |
| 685 | ''(level loads to reveal an obstacle with spikes)''\ |
| 686 | '''Dunkey:''' Ohh! ''[[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Spikes!]]'' |
| 687 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR3HFEeC3_E Worst Hanzo Ever]] |
| 688 | ** Throughout this video, various players try to tell Dunkey to switch off the hero he's playing only for him to cut to footage of him kicking ten kinds of ass to prove them wrong. The exception is Bastion. He can't make Bastion look good. |
| 689 | *** One player's reaction to Dunkey's asskickery is pretty golden. |
| 690 | -->'''Luzulis''': Could we, could we not have a Widow?\ |
| 691 | '''Sickmoocow''': So bad!\ |
| 692 | ''Cue Dunkey wiping the enemy team as Widowmaker''\ |
| 693 | '''Sickmoocow''': [[{{Touche}} Alright nevermind.]] |
| 694 | ** At one point Dunkey parrots another player's callouts, so the player tries to get him to say that he's gay. Cue Dunkey "shocked" at the revelation that his fellow player is gay. |
| 695 | ** Dunkey refusing to do ''anything'' as Roadhog, instead opting to use Roadhog's sitting Emote at all times. At one point, an Ana ults him and then acts surprised when he wastes it. |
| 696 | * Dunkey, on video game [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziUMJB3id8I Remakes and Remasters]]. |
| 697 | ** "[[VideoGame/Goldeneye1997 Goldeneye]] fuckin' sucks." ''(Dunkey's subscriber count instantly drops from 2.8 million to 15.)'' |
| 698 | ** Talking about ''Goldeneye'''s gameplay... |
| 699 | -->'''Dunkey''': You can karate chop people. You can shoot 'em with a silenced pistol. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs You can shoot 'em with a silenced karate chop]]. ''(does just that)'' |
| 700 | ** Several times Dunkey tries to call Nintendo to complain. |
| 701 | -->'''Dunkey''': Hello, Nintendo? What the fuck is this aiming?\ |
| 702 | '''Support Lady''': "The aiming"? I would... I would not know, sir. |
| 703 | ** Dunkey wants a remaster of VideoGame/DonkeyKong64, because then they could fix the issue of [[FakeLongevity character-specific collectibles in character-agnostic areas]]... |
| 704 | -->'''Dunkey''': ''(matter-of-factly)'' This game is ''made'' by monkeys. |
| 705 | ** He says that basic graphical remasters are lazy, but that sometimes a game is good enough that a visual bump is all it really needs, citing [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]. Counterpoint? VideoGame/Hitman2SilentAssassin, Dunkey hardly noticing when it switches between the original and the remaster. |
| 706 | ** He calls again to admonish Nintendo for making the remastered ''Skyrim'' just prettier instead of more functional. |
| 707 | -->'''Heather''': This is Heather speaking.\ |
| 708 | '''Dunkey''': ''Skyrim Remastered''? Come on, Nintendo, what do you think you're pullin' here?\ |
| 709 | '''Heather''': (''{{beat}}'') Dunkey, what are you doing calling here?\ |
| 710 | '''Dunkey''': [[OhCrap Oh shit]]-''(hangs up)'' |
| 711 | ** The mock-up logo for the ''[[TakeThat Fuck You Idiot]] [[PortingDisaster Give Us All Your Money]] [[Franchise/SilentHill HD Collection]]''. |
| 712 | ** One last phone call to Nintendo where he lays out what he wants: a VideoGame/SuperMario64 remake with a control stick, not to screw up VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake, and VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption on PC. |
| 713 | -->'''Dunkey''': BUT! Most importantly: VideoGame/{{Knack}} HD. Okay Nintendo? Knack HD.\ |
| 714 | '''Support Lady''': Sir? This is Walgreens. |
| 715 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJORTxZ8j9s The Difference of Japan]], where he analyzes the differences between video game marketing in the US and Japan. Special mention goes to the baby fighting game. |
| 716 | -->'''Dunkey''': (after being told to select a baby) [[NoJustNoReaction No. You can't make this.]] |
| 717 | * Dunkey's playthrough of The Last Guardian in which the annoying puzzles and Trico's (the "dog") AI only succeed in infuriating Dunkey. Highlights include: |
| 718 | ** Dunkey naming Trico "Franchise/YuGiOh" after [[MondegreenGag a line the boy called to him to try to wake him up]]. |
| 719 | ** "Yu-Gi-Oh"'s AI frequently getting Dunkey killed or knocking him off cliffs. |
| 720 | ** Dunkey claiming he's only continuing to push on through all this because he's expecting [[DeathByNewberyMedal Trico to be killed off in the ending.]] |
| 721 | ** "[[RunningGag Did you know it]] [[MadnessMantra took them 8 years to make this game?]]" |
| 722 | ** Dunkey spending almost an hour trying to throw a barrel up a series of ledges and restarting constantly because it keeps rolling back down. When he finally gets the barrel to the top, [[YankTheDogsChain Trico accidentally knocks it out of Dunkey's grip and it rolls back down the hole]]. [[LaughingMad Dunkey starts laughing]] [[RageQuit and it cuts to an IRL shot of a hole he put in his wall from throwing his controller]]. |
| 723 | * The conclusion of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTXRMBoc4Qs The Sad Year]]: |
| 724 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Nintendo is run by ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'', ladies and gentlemen--just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'' sitting in a chair. |
| 725 | [[/folder]] |
| 726 | |
| 727 | [[folder:2017]] |
| 728 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9CLWJvia8 Dunkey's Best of 2016]]: |
| 729 | ** Dunkey talks about the voice acting in ''VideoGame/Hitman2016'': |
| 730 | -->''(Dunkey stands in a room full of dead bodies)''\ |
| 731 | '''Man''': You know what happened? Who did this?\ |
| 732 | '''Dunkey''': Nuh-uh.\ |
| 733 | '''Man''': Wouldn't be you, would it?\ |
| 734 | '''Dunkey''': Wasn't me. |
| 735 | ** Dunkey reminisces about some other good games he played, listing ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5'' before holding back laughter and showing its Metacritic page. |
| 736 | ** During his breakdown of ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved'', he gets cut off by the title theme every few words. |
| 737 | ** When talking about ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'''s soundtrack, one of the songs is [[BrickJoke the Halo theme]]. |
| 738 | -->'''Dunkey''': When it comes to being a good video game, ''Donkey Kong Country'' is not [[{{Pun}} monkeying around]].\ |
| 739 | ''(beat, followed by a gunshot)'' |
| 740 | ** The ending, after Dunkey finishes his discussion on the ending to ''VideoGame/Inside2016'': |
| 741 | -->'''Dunkey''': Which is why the actual game of the year... [[BrickJoke is Knack 2, baybee]]! Just kidding guys, fuck you Knack, [[RunningGag Super Mario Brothers 2 wins it again, baybee! Once again, the champion]]! [[ZigZaggingTrope But Knack 3 though, that's gonna be the one.]] |
| 742 | * In the ''VideoGame/{{LISA}}'' playthrough: |
| 743 | ** "Holy shit. Terry Hintz joined ''me''. Out of everyone playing this game right now. What kind of information do you have for me, Terry? 'You can save the game!' Wow. Incredible, Terry." |
| 744 | ** Dunkey's re-analysis of Terry Hintz's usefulness is abruptly interrupted when he accidentally walks off a cliff and gets an immediate Game Over. This happens ''three times'' over the course of the video. |
| 745 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ...Why is that a feature? |
| 746 | ** Dunkey's first impression of Chris Columbo: "Oh no. It can't be. It's the... (snicker) it's [[FashionVictimVillain the bad guy of the game]]." |
| 747 | *** He then has a choice of either sacrificing all his items, or Terry. [[ComedicSociopathy He sells out Terry without hesitation.]] |
| 748 | -->'''Dunkey:''' What did I even have in my inventory? *Checks inventory* Beef jerky and a diet coke. Yeah, I made the right choice. |
| 749 | ** Dunkey's reaction after Nern finally ends his story. |
| 750 | -->It's over. I think it's actually over. please. Some jokes, they just... they just go on too long. And I hope the developer will know how people... (leaves the area only to see Nern sitting right next to him in the next area) ...You FUCKING game! |
| 751 | *** Nern's story is pretty funny itself, since Dunkey adds in several instances of [[BestialityIsDepraved implied zoophilia.]] |
| 752 | ** Dunkey identifying the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M Work Harder]] grunt as Delin's in ''Shenmue 2''. Which is promptly followed with him editing a video clip of Delin and Ryo moving a box whenever the grunt plays in the background. |
| 753 | -->'''Dunkey''': This '''UH-HUH''' is the most annoying '''UH-HUH''' fucking game ever '''UH-HUH''' created '''UH-HUH''' by man. |
| 754 | * His ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wild]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvbqxBUG_c video]]. Just the whole thing. |
| 755 | ** The ways in which he plays with a Hylian Retriever is both adorable and hilarious to watch. |
| 756 | ** Dunkey's interactions with lightning in this game: |
| 757 | -->'''Dunkey''': What'd they say, always hide under a tree, 'cause that way you can't get hit. ''<lightning strikes a nearby tree, which falls over and whacks Link in the head>'' ...The fuck-]\ |
| 758 | '''Dunkey''': Uh-uh, don't you blow that horn, uh-uh, ''<lightning strikes a nearby treasure chest, killing the bokoblin and moblin next to it>'' don... don't you get struck by lightning, fall in the river and die. |
| 759 | ** Discovering that the moblins have a special ability: |
| 760 | -->'''Dunkey''': Whatcha gonna do now, dumbass, you don't have any weapons-\ |
| 761 | ''<black moblin picks up the nearby bokoblin and chucks it at Link>''\ |
| 762 | '''Dunkey''': Oh, wha- ''<incredulous laughter>'' '''WHAT'''!? ''<continues laughing>'' |
| 763 | ** Making the new most ''killdest'' guy ever. |
| 764 | -->'''Dunkey''': Now just one more and we're all do- oh, he woke, he's dancing! Ha-ha, he's so happy! ''If only he knew the reality of his situation''. Goodbye! ''<KA-BOOM>'' Bye-bye! |
| 765 | ** At several points, he tries to make objects fly by attaching several Octo Balloons to them, with the short-lived success accompanied by the "Great Sea" theme from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker''. |
| 766 | -->'''Dunkey, as he makes a raft fly:''' Yes! It worked! Set sail for adventure, ladies and gentlemen! I christen this ship the ''SS''... ''[Octo Balloons pop and the raft falls from the sky as the "Great Sea" theme stops]'' ''Fuckin' piece of shit!'' |
| 767 | ** Perhaps the best one, his utter frustration over trying to kill a Guardian Scout III. |
| 768 | -->'''Dunkey''': STOP! STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING LASER! |
| 769 | * While [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDjci1ODoBs Mess Effect]] is a mostly [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness uncharacteristically serious]] video about his sheer disappointment of ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'', his comparison of the animation quality to the original trilogy replaces the ''Andromeda'' footage with clips from ''{{WesternAnimation/Foodfight}}''. Hilarity ensues. |
| 770 | -->'''Dunkey''': At first I tried to make my custom guy look like this [shows guy with a sky blue FunnyAfro, shiny lipstick and weird facial tattoos], but after hours of trial and error I realized I just couldn't beat Bioware at their own game. The default female character's face has been mathematically perfected by a team of elite genetic scientists to be the ''dumbest fucking face achievable by humankind''. |
| 771 | * Dunkey's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmUiVXW4R5E&t=126s attempted recreation]] of what WebVideo/JonTron's role in ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee'' [[WhatCouldHaveBeen could have sounded like]]. |
| 772 | -->'''[=JonTron=]''': "(unintelligible gibberish) DANNY DEVITO!" |
| 773 | ** And then Dunkey attempts to explain that Jon was removed from the game because of controversial comments he made about [[BaitAndSwitch not]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor liking]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''. |
| 774 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqRFXQJ2ghQ?t=26s In Super Slambo Boys]], as Dunkey plays ''VideoGame/{{Everything}}'', he and his group of [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext flipping sheep]] come across a tiger. |
| 775 | -->'''Dunkey''': Oh hai, tiger, would you like to join us?\ |
| 776 | ''The Tiger growls.''\ |
| 777 | '''Dunkey''': [[OhCrap RUN!]]\ |
| 778 | ''Dunkey and his group of sheep flip away.'' |
| 779 | ** Later, Dunkey comes across a node that plays an audio log that goes on for ''over 6 minutes''[[note]]They're recordings of lectures about the meaning of existence by philosopher Alan Watts, which go on for a ''long'' time[[/note]], much to Dunkey's annoyance. |
| 780 | -->'''Dunkey''': [[CallBack Is this from the makers of Fur Fun?]] |
| 781 | ** At one point, Dunkey complains about how it's always snowing, so he takes control of the planet and sinks it into the surface of the sun. Cut to him playing as a boat in a virtually endless ocean: |
| 782 | -->'''Dunkey''': I think I fucked something up. |
| 783 | ** In the same video, we have Dunkey playing ''VideoGame/SnakePass'', which [[SurpriseDifficulty despite its cute artstyle]], has Dunkey struggling with its [[NintendoHard difficult platforming and]] [[CheckpointStarvation lack of checkpoints.]] |
| 784 | -->'''Dunkey''': [[TemptingFate How can this get anymore fucked up? Honestly?]]\ |
| 785 | ''The narrator from Everything begins speaking.''\ |
| 786 | '''Dunkey''': [[BigNo NO!]] WHAT? |
| 787 | ** The introduction to the ''Snake Pass'' segment is also hilarious. |
| 788 | -->'''Dunkey''': Ha ha ha, thanks Richard. Our next game is called Snake P-\ |
| 789 | ''<cut to Noodle falling off a pole and into a bottomless pit>''\ |
| 790 | '''Dunkey''': -'''ASS! KISS! MY SNAKE! ''ASS''!!'''\ |
| 791 | ''<cut back to the title card>''\ |
| 792 | '''Dunkey''': Just an adorable little game. |
| 793 | ** Dunkey's ''Deformers'' experience just amounts to making silly noises while having his Form flop around, before cutting to the next game. |
| 794 | -->'''Dunkey''': ''Deformers''? This game costs 30 dollars.\ |
| 795 | ''<cut to the character creation screen with an adorably derpy Form>''\ |
| 796 | '''Dunkey''': What, are you serious with this? Looks like a fucking idiot.\ |
| 797 | ''<exchanges the top hat for a sombrero>''\ |
| 798 | '''Dunkey''': There we go. ''NOW'' he's fixed. |
| 799 | ** In the end, WebVideo/{{Sky|Williams}} returns once again to challenge Dunkey to ''[=BrawlOut=]'', then loses: |
| 800 | -->'''Dunkey''': You know, that kind of reminds me of the time I beat Sky in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros that other game, that's pretty much the same game as this]]. I forget what it's called though. |
| 801 | ** All of Dunkey's shenanigans in ''[=BrawlOut=]''. ''All of them''. Special mention goes to the moment where two Pacos are trying to grab onto each other to keep themselves from falling, which leads to both of them trying to reach the top of the screen. |
| 802 | * Dunkey's video on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64TbMz-hA3w Grush]], the world's first and only gaming toothbrush. |
| 803 | -->'''Narrator:''' This game, Monster Chase, instructs children in proper brushing technique by having them wipe out strategically placed monsters.\ |
| 804 | '''Dunkey:''' Yeah, but can it play ''VideoGame/{{Knack}}'', though? Huh?\ |
| 805 | '''Pitchman:''' We have achieved what we call tooth-to-tooth navigation.\ |
| 806 | ''(Dunkey tosses Knack into the garbage)'' |
| 807 | ** When asked about if adults could use it too... |
| 808 | -->'''Host:''' Do you think this is something adults could use as well?\ |
| 809 | '''Pitchman:''' This is our adult game.\ |
| 810 | ''(Cut to footage of a childish looking game, [[SoundtrackDissonance but with harsh strip club style electronic music]])''\ |
| 811 | ''(Cut to Dunkey throwing away VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime, VideoGame/TheWitcher3WildHunt, VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV, VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryTropicalFreeze, VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine, VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker, VideoGame/MassEffect2, and VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater 4)'' |
| 812 | * While the whole video is full of great moments, the ending of Dunkey's video on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3o_ZKWi-OU Mario Kart 8: Deluxe]] is pure gold. After spending the entire video being destroyed by Red Shells and losing races, Dunkey has [[HopeSpot taken the lead in the final lap]] as Chance the Rapper's "Finish Line" swells triumphantly. Just as he takes the final jump before the finish line, a Blue Shell blows him up in slow motion, and a somber song replaces it as he is overtaken. The look on Donkey Kong's face as [[AsideGlance he turns to face the camera]] while slowly driving away is what really sells the moment. [[HumiliationConga He then gets hit by yet another Red Shell.]] |
| 813 | ** In one race, Dunkey decides to wait at the starting line until he's alone before he starts driving, [[InsaneTrollLogic believing it'll make him win a race]]. [[CrazyEnoughToWork He gets second]]. |
| 814 | -->'''Dunkey''': ''What is wrong with this game?'' |
| 815 | * His Roblox [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atCA7JWOi_0 video.]] The whole damn thing, but special mention goes to the ending where Dunkey rides a giant dragon before being informed by Leah that he accidentally spent $50 in real world money to do that. And no, this wasn't scripted. |
| 816 | -->'''???''': [[TooDumbToLive -put your information in Roblox?]]\ |
| 817 | '''Dunkey''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, just my credit card number.]] |
| 818 | ** "ROBLOX! [[BlatantLies IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]" |
| 819 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYWIh7ajR4 Injustice 2]] video. |
| 820 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Buckle up, guys, it's about to get crazy. Batman versus Superman. Who will win?\ |
| 821 | ''(Cut to Batman punching Superman in the groin 12 times in a row)'' |
| 822 | ** Dunkey dubbing over the dialogue, even changing the subtitles. |
| 823 | -->'''Batman:''' Robin, let him go!\ |
| 824 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(As Robin)'' Fuck you I'm gay! |
| 825 | |
| 826 | -->'''Black Canary:''' Next stop, Gorilla City.\ |
| 827 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(As Green Arrow)'' What the fuck? |
| 828 | ** Dunkey commentating on a fight between Flash and Reverse-Flash. |
| 829 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Who will get onto the hot dog first? Boom! Slams him onto the Toyota! Boom! It's the fight we've all been waiting for, ketchup versus mustard! |
| 830 | ** Dunkey's disappointment over Captain Cold showing up instead of Mr. Freeze. |
| 831 | -->'''Wonder Woman:''' Give up your code of honor, Snart?\ |
| 832 | '''Dunkey:''' Okay, so he's the exact same thing as Mr. Freeze, except he's called "Snart". Okay. Look at the guy at the bar. "Woah! Is that Wonder Woman fighting Mr. Freeze!? Oh wait, that's Snart. Okay, whatever." |
| 833 | ** Dunkey showcasing a cutscene where Batman enforces his ThouShaltNotKill rule...[[HypocriticalHumor only to cut to in-game footage where he kicks someone down an elevator shaft to die in a fiery explosion]]. |
| 834 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o8IcA66K9A E3's back for 2017]], and the Dunk has things to say. |
| 835 | ** He still hasn't forgiven EA for ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront2015''. |
| 836 | -->We got a lot of feedback. A lot of it positive ''(single SoOkayItsAverage review pops up with a "ding")'', and a bunch of it constructive ''(screen is drowned under hundreds of awful reviews with machinegun sounds)'' |
| 837 | ** "Speaking of crossovers. Who's responsible for ''[[VideoGame/MarioPlusRabbidsKingdomBattle this]]''? [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D Hitler 2000]], perhaps?" He's even more flabbergasted that the game actually looks ''[[SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds decent]]''. |
| 838 | ** Apparently, ''VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfMordor'' was missing only one thing that the sequel luckily provides: a comic relief Franchise/{{Shrek}}[=-=]lookalike. |
| 839 | ** The Platform/XBoxOne X conference is summarized in a montage of all the times the announcers say "4k" or "9/11", before finally showing "what this monster can do": ''{{VideoGame/Minecraft}}'' footage. |
| 840 | ** He makes an ''extremely'' goofy noise when ''{{VideoGame/Knack}} 2'''s release date is dropped. And then he starts making fun of a Platform/YouTube comment that said there would be nothing good in 2017. |
| 841 | ** ImmediateSelfContradiction is fun! |
| 842 | -->"I'll be honest with you guys, I don't really care about ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' at all-"\ |
| 843 | ''cut to over-the-top Monster Hunter World footage''\ |
| 844 | "-''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' has always been one of my favorite franchises." |
| 845 | ** His list of villains that need to be in ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''. |
| 846 | -->'''Dunkey:''' What remains to be see is how they handle the story. Will it be some choppy adaption of [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming the new movie]], or something more interesting, like an ''[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum Arkham Asylum]]'' deal, where he takes on a bunch of villains, you know, Rhino, Green Goblin ''(Audio plays of Dunkey's version of Green Goblin's "Me and you can rule this city, Spider-Man!" speech, before being cut off by the next entry)'', Venom, Carnage, y'know, Doc Ock, Mysterio, Scorpion, Sandman, Plantman, Kangaroo, Typeface, Frogman, Fence-Eater Man, Big Wheel, c'mon, you can't have a Spider-Man game without Big Wheel. |
| 847 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2dXobAXLI "Game critics fuckin' suck, right, guys?"]] |
| 848 | ** According to Dunkey, the only difference between Platform/YouTube comments and professional game reviewers is that [[TakeThat the latter guys get paid to say stupid shit]]. |
| 849 | ** "But you know what's dumber than RPG's? Anime. Unless we're talkin' [[Creator/HayaoMiyazaki this guy]], you need to get this bullshit out of my face." |
| 850 | ** Dunkey explains the legend of Armond White. |
| 851 | -->'''Dunkey:''' This dude is [[CommanderContrarian the ultimate contrarian]]. Both of his parents were white, his name is Armond White, so he said "Nah, fuck you, I'm black." According to Armond White, everything that is good is bad, and everything that is bad is good. Does this make him useless as a critic? Not at all. When Armond White tells you that ''Film/ManOfSteel'' is the ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather]]'' of superhero films and calls it his movie of the year, then you as a viewer understand [[DamnedByAFoolsPraise "Okay, so this is the worst movie yet created."]] [[Film/BeKindRewind Some]] [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen films]] [[EveryoneHasStandards transcend even Armond White, though.]] And then you have a movie like ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'' that is just such a piece of fucking shit, even this guy who likes fucking ''[[VideoGameMoviesSuck video game movies]]'', [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness when even]] ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness he]]'' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness doesn't like it]], that's when you have fucked up. |
| 852 | ** Dunkey pointing out that nearly every single review for ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'' has some variation of praising the game for making you feel like Batman. |
| 853 | ** Dunkey points out that Gamespot gave ''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy'' a 6/10 because of [[DifficultySpike Difficulty Spikes]], but then mentions that Gamespot apparently thinks that ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'' is a hard game. |
| 854 | ** On the subject of the ''N. Sane Trilogy'', his rant against the turtles in [[ThatOneLevel the bridge levels]]. |
| 855 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD1fanD0ZI Tom Clancy's Battlegrounds]], playing ''Videogame/PlayerunknownsBattlegrounds'' with Jesse and Leah: |
| 856 | -->'''Leah:''' Please don't shoot me, I need help! [''whispering''] Guys, it's a mind game.\ |
| 857 | '''Jesse:''' Are you trying to play "girl" right now?\ |
| 858 | '''Leah:''' Yeah, look, I'm gonna kill 'em all. [''approaches the enemy''] Can I join your team? My team got [''gets shot''] YOU ASSHOLE!!! |
| 859 | * A meta CMOF from his ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' video: someone had a ''Splatoon 2'' ad play right before the video began, resulting in [[https://youtu.be/6kGeykXTmZU this]]. |
| 860 | * [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YplCV7Se4ts Nidhogg 2]]: |
| 861 | ** In one clip, Dunkey kicks Jesse and somehow gets him stuck in the ceiling, prompting Dunkey to stop and come back to put him out of his misery. |
| 862 | -->"Wait, what the fuck is this!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is so unfair!!" |
| 863 | ** Jesse unsuccessfully tries to get past a rapier while Dunkey just stands there, readjusting the position of his blade each time. |
| 864 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Now this time, try to do that, but try to not die at this time. |
| 865 | ** Jesse manages to [[EpicFail get killed by Dunkey while the latter is AFK]]. |
| 866 | ** The many clips of Dunkey just walking into his opponent with his weapon brandished and killing them without stopping. In some cases, his opponent tries to jump in only to meet the end of his blade and die. The music just adds to the experience. |
| 867 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Here I come! Excuse me! Excuse me! |
| 868 | ** The very end of the video has Dunkey try the same trick only to get his rapier knocked away by a broadsword swing. |
| 869 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ...[[OhCrap oh boy]]. ''<runs away>'' [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]] |
| 870 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daIFi9xmTtQ Comedy Night]]: |
| 871 | ** Someone in the audience is ''way too'' into Dunkey's joke about working at the zoo. And this is before he even delivers the punchline. |
| 872 | ** Someone tries telling a joke about fish, bears, cats and crackers, only for an audience member to keep requesting it to be translated into Spanish. |
| 873 | *** Not to mention the punchline: [[{{Feghoot}} When a fly drops six inches, a pussy is sure to get wet.]] |
| 874 | ** "[[Series/SesameStreet Hey, it's me, Elmo.]]" |
| 875 | ** [[RuleOfThree Someone]] straight up just sings "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_by_Myself All by Myself]]" instead of making jokes. |
| 876 | *** "American Idol's down the street!" |
| 877 | ** Dunkey tells a joke about ducks, with the punchline being him honking through his microphone. One audience member has a less than enthusiastic reaction. |
| 878 | --->'''Audience Member:''' He went "Honk", huh? [[SarcasmMode Real fucking funny.]]\ |
| 879 | '''Dunkey:''' It ''is'' funny, you fucking piece of shit!\ |
| 880 | '''Dunkey honks through his microphone.'''\ |
| 881 | '''Audience Member:''' Yo, you wanna fucking honk?\ |
| 882 | '''Proceeds to honk through his own microphone.'''\ |
| 883 | '''Dunkey:''' Yeah, I'll honk, fucker! I'll beat the shit out of you!\ |
| 884 | '''They proceed to honk over the next person's routine.''' |
| 885 | ** Later on, another one of Dunkey's jokes falls flat on the audience. |
| 886 | --->'''Dunkey:''' So, uh, what did the pirate say when someone said an inappropriate joke to him? [[{{Pun}} "Arrrgh you kidding me?"]]\ |
| 887 | '''Cue ChirpingCrickets.'''\ |
| 888 | '''Dunkey:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting LAUGH!]]''' '''''LAUGH!''''' |
| 889 | ** Someone announcing a "Danny Thomas" coming up to perform, only to cut to an empty stage. |
| 890 | --->'''Dunkey:''' ...is he invisible? |
| 891 | ** Creator/GeorgeLucas takes the stage to make Franchise/StarWars jokes... only to immediately leave the stage when someone in the audience points out "You don't own that anymore." |
| 892 | ** Someone comes on stage and is booed for saying "[[CatchPhrase Spaghetti and meatballs!]]". ''Dunkey'' comes on stage, and gets a standing ovation for saying it. |
| 893 | ** Everyone pretending to be Creator/HideoKojima. |
| 894 | --->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daIFi9xmTtQ&lc=Ugw3Sq33wkrb7-RtE9Z4AaABAg Atomic Fireball]]''': I love how it went from awkward comedy to fucking e3 2017 |
| 895 | *** And then one person comes on as [[Creator/{{Bethesda}} Todd Howard]]. |
| 896 | ---->'''Gungar''': Hey guys, it's Todd Howard here. Um-\ |
| 897 | '''Audience Member''': (cutting Gungar off) No, it's not! Todd, [[TakeThat we're not buying your game]]! |
| 898 | ** [[Creator/JerrySeinfeld "WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIDEO KOJIMA?"]] |
| 899 | * In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDagv6SA8nw dunkview of Knack 2]], Dunkey reveals that one of the reasons that ''VideoGame/{{Knack}}'' became a RunningGag was because of it being one of the only next-gen exclusives during the [[Platform/Playstation4 Playstation 4's]] launch. |
| 900 | -->'''Interviewer:''' I wanna talk about the development of Knack, and why, ''why,'' this game ''had'' to be next generation?\ |
| 901 | '''Mark Cerny:''' [[OhCrap Fuck.]] |
| 902 | ** Dunkey on kids drawing Knack: "You look at Mario and Sonic, their design is so simple and iconic that even if a four-year-old drew them, you would know who they are. Knack, on the other hand, is 2000 little rocks that sort of shape into this some fuckin' weirdo troll, good luck drawing that shit, kid." |
| 903 | ** "There's even a part in the new one where they make fun of Knack for only having two moves." |
| 904 | -->'''Ava:''' It's hard to believe you saved the world. All you know are three punches and a kick.\ |
| 905 | '''Lucas:''' He can jump, too.\ |
| 906 | ''[[LosingHorns (Fog horn)]]'' |
| 907 | ** "[[BrokeTheRatingScale I give this game my first ever 10/5]], and that's just for the graphics alone, okay? Don't even get me started on the storyline." |
| 908 | * In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksQA0vgKF_A dunkview]] of ''VideoGame/MetroidSamusReturns'', Dunkey points out how prior to the game's release, ''VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake'' came out, with the title implying that everyone else wanted to remake it for some reason. Dunkey's theory on this? |
| 909 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[TheUnreveal I don't fucking know.]] |
| 910 | ** Dunkey's depiction of a player near the endgame with every single upgrade and weapon is him flailing his 3DS around. |
| 911 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBu4tigSDo His Battlefront II review.]] |
| 912 | -->''[[CallBack (June 2017)]]''\ |
| 913 | '''Dunkey:''' [[HopeSpot They're saying all the DLC is gonna be free, they're definitely making steps in the right direction]]...but this is [[IncompetenceInc EA]], okay? [[TaughtByExperience They'll find some way to fuck it up]].\ |
| 914 | ''(November 2017)''\ |
| 915 | '''Dunkey:''' [[BrickJoke They found a way to fuck it up.]] |
| 916 | ** Dunkey's showcase of the single player campaign involves him standing in one place as the ArtificialStupidity puts forth a pitiful effort to attack him, with one guy just standing around shuffling his feet while looking in the wrong direction. |
| 917 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[CaptainObvious The campaign is bad.]] |
| 918 | ** "A wise man once said 'There are no bad controls. Just bad players.' He was later revealed to be the creator of ''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} 3D''." |
| 919 | ** Dunkey points out the pointlessness of the vehicles. |
| 920 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Once again, these are ''technically'' part of the game, but they don't always ''feel'' like it. There are maps where you ''might'' be able to shoot somebody on the ground if you're lucky, but in my twelve hours of playing this game, I have never once been killed by a pilot while I was on the ground, but I ''have'' seen people try. Here comes a guy now. |
| 921 | -->''(A TIE Fighter crashes into the ground)'' |
| 922 | * Dunkey is constantly DistractedByTheSexy when playing ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''...not because he finds it arousing, but because he finds it ''really'' annoying. |
| 923 | -->''(Shots of [[SceneryPorn gorgeous landscapes]])''\ |
| 924 | '''Dunkey:''' Ooooh, what!? What!? This is incredible. This- Oh my god! Oh my god, this is incredible! Holy shi- Ooooooh! Ooooo-\ |
| 925 | ''(Pyra shows up)''\ |
| 926 | '''Dunkey:''' Aaaand ruined. Why? Why? Why are her boobs bigger than her head? [[TemptingFate You can't make the character look stupider than that if you tried.]] You can't.\ |
| 927 | ''(Dahlia shows up)''\ |
| 928 | '''Dunkey:''' Japanese people, what the fuck is wrong- |
| 929 | ** Dunkey keeps getting interrupted by tutorials, over 16 hours into the game. Then, just when he thinks the game is about to get started, he's interrupted by a cutscene. |
| 930 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Oh my god! I'm playing the game! I'm playing the ga-\ |
| 931 | '''Bana:''' MEH-MEH-MEH!\ |
| 932 | '''Dunkey:''' Aaaand cutscene. |
| 933 | |
| 934 | -->'''Pyra:''' Now place your hand on my chest.\ |
| 935 | ''(Dunkey pauses the game)''\ |
| 936 | '''Dunkey:''' What the fuck. |
| 937 | |
| 938 | -->'''Bana:''' MEH-MEH-MEH-MEH-MEH! MEH-MEH-MEH!\ |
| 939 | '''Dunkey:''' [[SarcasmMode Great voice acting.]] |
| 940 | |
| 941 | -->'''Dromarch:''' That's Morag, the Flamebringer! The most powerful Driver in the Empire...and the weilder of Bhrigid, the most powerful Blade.\ |
| 942 | '''Rex:''' So together they're like...ULTRA powerful?!\ |
| 943 | '''Dunkey:''' I HATE YOU! |
| 944 | ** "Let me try to wrap my head around what this game is. It's ''VideoGame/{{Pokemon}}'', right? But instead of capturing animals, [[UnfortunateImplications you capture girls, and then they refer to you as "their master"]], so this is weirdo shit." |
| 945 | ** "[[ScreamingAtSquick Whyyy!?]] Why does the Toys/{{Furby}} who talks like [[Film/StarWarsEpisodeIThePhantomMenace Jar-Jar Binks]] have a SexSlave robot!? Why did you make that!?" |
| 946 | ** An odd case of MisplacedWildlife..a level 80 monster in the middle of the starting area. |
| 947 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Better question; Why is there a level 80 guy in the baby starting area, and you can just aggro him from anywhere on the map?\ |
| 948 | ''(Territorial Rotbart notices him from offscreen)''\ |
| 949 | '''Dunkey:''' Oh, there he is now, hey!\ |
| 950 | ''(Rex dies instantly)''\ |
| 951 | '''Rex:''' Darn...why here?\ |
| 952 | '''Dunkey:''' Hey that's a good question. Why ''are'' you here? |
| 953 | ** Dunkey's annoyance at the multiple uses of CutscenePowerToTheMax. |
| 954 | -->'''Dunkey:''' How are you gonna fight the [[CharacterShilling most powerful guy in the universe]]? You can't even beat the level 5 bunny outside of the starting town. Cause you suck so much ass. WHAT THE FU- I'm winning!? I'm beating her! I just beat the most powerful guy in the universe!\ |
| 955 | ''(Rex loses anyway)''\ |
| 956 | '''Dunkey:''' Ah, damn! You see what she did there? She pulled the old "Lose in the game, win in the cutscene anyway" trick. I hate when they pull that shit. |
| 957 | |
| 958 | -->'''Dunkey:''' I'm beating something! I'm beating another guy up! I'm beating him in the game! ''(Gasp)'' I killed him!\ |
| 959 | ''(Pyra loses anyway)''\ |
| 960 | '''Dunkey:''' What the fuck!? What's the point!? What's the point of beating anybody, they just kill you in the cutscene anyway, regardless, every single time! |
| 961 | ** [[BrokenRecord "Let's show'em a thing or three!" "I like your attitude!"]] |
| 962 | * From ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7yRKBromQ VR Chat (2nd Second Life):]]'' |
| 963 | ** While playing ''[[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]'', Dunkey cracks up at ''every single one'' of Bubsy's one-liners. |
| 964 | -->'''Bubsy:''' Is there a veterinarian in the house?\ |
| 965 | ''Dunkey cracks up once again.''\ |
| 966 | ''Cut to Dunkey in Comedy Night.''\ |
| 967 | '''Dunkey:''' So great to be here, you guys. Hey, is there a veterinarian in the house?\ |
| 968 | '''Person in audience:''' Yep. Yeah, that's me.\ |
| 969 | '''{{Beat}}'''\ |
| 970 | '''Dunkey:''' Shit. |
| 971 | ** In ''Human Fall Flat'', Dunkey waits for Jesse to respawn so his character can land on a catapult and launch Dunkey over a wall. Jesse lands a few feet away from the catapult with an anticlimactic thud. |
| 972 | ** In ''VR Chat'', while hanging out at [[VideoGame/DarkSoulsI Firelink Shrine,]] Dunkey is dared to jump down into a well. He is then greeted by a bunch of other players down there along with the Souls series' signature "You Died" text. Shortly after, player "Prepare Thy Anus" jumps down, and then ''climbs back up.'' |
| 973 | -->'''Prepare Thy Anus:''' Psyche, bitches, you can't kill me! |
| 974 | ** Dunkey and a bunch of other players chase Bigmack979 as [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Garfield]] through a restaurant and into a bathroom, all because the latter said [[MemeticMutation "Give la saga".]] |
| 975 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Everyone! Beat the shit out of Garfield! Kill him! Get in there! |
| 976 | ** Shortly after, Dunkey witnesses the upper body of Marcadius 6AF8's [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] avatar spinning around rapidly. |
| 977 | ** And ''then'', Dunkey and his gang chase around one [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank R. Hill.]] |
| 978 | -->'''Hank R. Hill:''' Somebody contact the authorities! |
| 979 | ** Player Shuun constantly repeats a story about Chili's. Leah then later eggs him on. |
| 980 | -->'''Leah:''' Need...Chili's...Bye.\ |
| 981 | '''Leah's avatar falls to the ground with a thud.'''\ |
| 982 | '''Shuun:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Funny story, 'cause, um, one time I was at a Chili's...]] |
| 983 | ** Made even funnier by Shuun's deep voice coming out of the body of [[VideoGame/OneShot Niko]]. |
| 984 | ** Dunkey is in awe of the game's many highly detailed avatars, including [[VideoGame/HalfLife "Gorgan Morgan"]] and [[Creator/ChuckECheese Chuck E. Cheese,]] but the one Dunkey is most impressed by is a poorly made model of [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Hey Arnold]] |
| 985 | -->'''Dunkey:''' They did really good on this one, I gotta say. |
| 986 | ** There's also a [[Platform/MicrosoftWindows Windows 95]] avatar present. What's on the inside of its model? [[TakeThat The Blue Screen of Death.]] |
| 987 | ** Dunkey is suspicious of a ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'' avatar due to its overly sized head. With a pop, "Shrek" turns out to be Garfield ''again,'' prompting Dunkey and his gang to chase after him once more. |
| 988 | * From [[https://youtu.be/6ZDBDWAt1DI Steam Winners Collection]]: |
| 989 | ** (muffled) "That's a dinosaur." |
| 990 | ** ''Soda Drinker Pro'' quickly wearing on Dunkey's patience. |
| 991 | ** ''The Graveyard'' advertises itself as a game where "you walk around, sit on a bench, and listen to a song." Dunkey is unable to sit on the bench or listen to the song. |
| 992 | ** ''Rogue Warrior'', notable for being one of the worst games ever made, receives the Dunkey treatment - but it doesn't need much, getting massive laughs from him over its cartoonishly vulgar voice lines delivered by Mickey Rourke of all people. Even funnier is it's (very loosely) based on the life of a real person. |
| 993 | --->'''Richard''': Suck my balls, my hairy fuckin' big balls, wrap 'em around your fuckin' mouth! |
| 994 | *** "It's a good thing I have my KILL MOVE!" |
| 995 | *** Dunkey's description of Richard Marcinko, the real-life Rogue Warrior, as "if Tom Clancy were the main character of his books." |
| 996 | ---->'''Dunkey''': So I'm not sure how closely this game follows the book. I hope not at all. |
| 997 | *** Dunkey juxtaposes the scene in which the fictional Marcinko blows up a Soviet missile defense system with its own nukes alongside a couple of ''Call of Duty'' scenes showing the horrible collateral damage caused by nuclear explosions. And then finishes with one more quote from ''Rogue Warrior'': |
| 998 | --->'''Richard:''' Send me the bill, cocksuckers! |
| 999 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zE-J1rK1NQ Bad Graphics]], Dunkey's CaptainObvious observations about glitched gameplay footage of ''VideoGame/ScarfaceTheWorldIsYours''. Afterwards, he tries to show examples of how modern gaming fixed those problems with ''VideoGame/{{Uncharted}}'', only for the game to glitch exactly like ''Scarface''. |
| 1000 | -->'''Dunkey:''' You look at an older game like ''Scarface'' and there's just a lot of [[SarcasmMode subtle]] details that they used to get wrong back in the day. Such as: you know if you look very closely, you can see that Creator/AlPacino's head is not actually attached to his body. Which is, uh, very unrealistic.\ |
| 1001 | [....]\ |
| 1002 | '''Dunkey:''' Then you look at a modern game, you know like ''Uncharted'' where everybody's head is attached to their body, just like in real life. ''(a character who's just a floating head appears on-screen)'' And uhh... Oh no, uh...\ |
| 1003 | [....]\ |
| 1004 | '''Dunkey:''' And then you look back at ''Scarface'' right? And you kinda notice how their bodies aren't actually holding the guns or walking at all, really. Just kind of moving on their own.\ |
| 1005 | [....]\ |
| 1006 | '''Dunkey:''' And then you look at the new ''Uncharted'', right? ''(a character suddenly gets locked in a static pose but continues moving)'' And... Okay, what the fuck? |
| 1007 | * ''Old Dunkey and Cuphead'' allows Dunkey to heap praise on ''Cuphead'''s painstaking animation process by looking back at his own past in Newgrounds. As it turns out, Dunkey's original creative output was (by his own admission) really, really bad animations. |
| 1008 | -->'''Dunkey''': If anyone still viewing this has the technology, I am willing to go back in time and assassinate my own self before this was uploaded. |
| 1009 | ** The video that triggered the above comment was an animation of Mega Man set to a parody of "YMCA", but instead of "YMCA", the song spells out "FUCK". Dunkey places a disclaimer before a clip of the video asking people to turn the video off. Then he shows another clip with another disclaimer: |
| 1010 | --->"Strong Disclaimer: Especially never ever, ever, ever, ever watch this next part. This shit is the worst shit ever made in the fucking universe. Please turn the video off." |
| 1011 | --->'''Dunkey''': What you are about to hear can never be unheard. Please, please turn the video off. |
| 1012 | --->'''13-year-old Dunkey''': ''(singing poorly)''\ |
| 1013 | ''When you walk in the street and a ninja jumps out''\ |
| 1014 | ''You say to his face, "ayo, fuck you, man!"''\ |
| 1015 | ''F-U-C-K (dun chaka dun chaka dun chaka dun)'' |
| 1016 | ** Dunkey acknowledges the game's very, very high difficulty. |
| 1017 | --->'''Dunkey:''' To be completely honest, I am not the best guy at video games. I can't beat Castlevania, I can't beat Punch-Out, and I especially can't beat Contra, okay? And the first thing that you need to know about Cuphead is that this game is a fuckin' dickhead.\ |
| 1018 | (the game title changes from ''Cuphead: Don't Deal with the Devil'' to ''Dickhead: Don't Even Try to Win'')\ |
| 1019 | '''Dunkey:''' I'd say it's right on the border of complete horse shit and go fuck yourself. |
| 1020 | ** The game elicited a few strong reactions from Dunkey while he was improving at it. |
| 1021 | --->'''Dunkey''': After seven rage quits...\ |
| 1022 | '''Caption''': "- 7 rage quits"\ |
| 1023 | '''Dunkey''': ...thirteen controller throws...\ |
| 1024 | '''Caption''': "- 13 thrown controllers"\ |
| 1025 | '''Dunkey''': ...twenty-eight angry comments directed at the developers...\ |
| 1026 | '''Caption''': "- 28 "the developers of cuphead are god damn baboon bastards""\ |
| 1027 | '''Dunkey''': ...I got better at the game. |
| 1028 | [[/folder]] |
| 1029 | |
| 1030 | [[folder:2018]] |
| 1031 | * Dunkey saying in his Best of 2017 that ''VideoGame/WhatRemainsOfEdithFinch'' was basically a [[TakeThat video game adaptation]] of ''VideoGame/GoneHome''. |
| 1032 | ** Dunkey playing ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsIII'', walking around a dark room with loads of bodies hanging from the ceiling. |
| 1033 | -->'''Dunkey:''' I don't need any cutscenes to tell me this isn't the [=McDonald's=] parking lot, okay? This is ''clearly'' the Burger King parking lot. |
| 1034 | ** Dunkey preempts his talk about ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsIII'' to point out how every hard game that comes out nowadays is referred to as the "''Dark Souls'' of" something, pulling several online article headlines about ''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy'', ''VideoGame/{{Everspace}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Absolver}}'' and ''VideoGame/{{Dirt}} 4''. Then comes his summary of ''VideoGame/HollowKnight''. |
| 1035 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ''Hollow Knight'' [[HypocriticalHumor is pretty much just]] ''Dark Souls''. |
| 1036 | ** The number one spot goes to VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey, and Dunkey spends some time listing the games in the Mario franchise, starting with the Good Games, then the Really Good Games, then the "Mastapeece Zone", and finally "The Big Boys". Having put a lot of thought into where ''Odyssey'' belongs on that list, Dunkey feels confident putting it up with The Big Boys. |
| 1037 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Yep. ''{{beat}}'' And then of course you have SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2!!! (Mario games list becomes "Dog Shit" and "Only Game That Fucking Matters") |
| 1038 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxv9AM397Y8 Dunkey plays Monster Hunter: World. Hilarity ensues.]] |
| 1039 | ** The Anjanath manages to miss ''all of its attacks'' as Dunkey sharpens his weapon. He then decides to push his luck a little further by cooking a steak in front of the Anjanath, which quickly backfires. |
| 1040 | ** [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Dunkey goes from chasing after a wounded Barroth to running in fear from another Anjanath.]] |
| 1041 | ** Dunkey assumes that the Kulu-Ya-Ku is friendly at first before he gets whacked by its rock. |
| 1042 | ** [[LaserGuidedKarma Dunkey kicks a Paratoad only to get paralyzed by it.]] |
| 1043 | ** Dunkey goes into a literal TenMinuteRetirement after getting defeated by the Anjanath yet again before going up against Nergigante, which then proceeds to defeat Dunkey thanks to HitboxDissonance. |
| 1044 | -->'''Dunkey:''' See, I learned a valuable lesson, I learned that he has a move that [[OneHitKO one-shot kills you]] but also the hitbox is bigger than the entire level. That's valuable information to have. |
| 1045 | ** Dunkey ''finally'' manages to beat a large monster, but is then harassed by both a Great Jagras ''and'' an Anjanath as he tries to carve it. |
| 1046 | ** Dunkey carries away a monster egg [[TooDumbToLive right in front of a Rathalos]], resulting in him going up against it, a Rathian, ''and'' another [[ImplacableMan Anjanath]]. |
| 1047 | -->'''Dunkey (While carrying a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Poogie]]):''' I'm just gonna make some bacon instead. |
| 1048 | ** Dunkey repeatedly flip-flops from despising the NintendoHard gameplay to being in love with it all because of how charming the Felynes are. |
| 1049 | ** During his final rematch with Nergigante, Dunkey [[CallBack once again tries the plunging attack]] only for it to fail yet again. |
| 1050 | ** Dunkey seemingly beats the game after slaying Nergigante, only for him to end up getting defeated by a Kirin |
| 1051 | -->''Dunkey respawns at his camp after being defeated.''\ |
| 1052 | '''Dunkey:''' HereWeGoAgain |
| 1053 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtvRaMPJWLs analysis of the Smash Bros 5 trailer]] is a goldmine: |
| 1054 | -->'''Dunkey:''' In the next shot, if you look very carefully, you can just sort of make out that there is a [[CaptainObvious gigantic Smash logo engulfed in flames.]] |
| 1055 | ** Among his many guesses for the identities of the shadowed characters present in the trailer are: [[IAmNotShazam Zelda]], Jimmy Neutron, and Bert and Ernie. Then: |
| 1056 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[AntiHumor The next guy is Kirby.]] ''(Beat)'' And then next to him... |
| 1057 | ** After confidently guessing the identities of many of the less clear silhouettes, he comes to the prominently featured shot of Mario. |
| 1058 | -->'''Dunkey:''' That could be anyone, to be honest, [[HypocriticalHumor I don't want to make any reaching, speculative comments in this video,]] but uh, if I had to guess, I'd say that it's probably Tony the Tiger. From cereal. |
| 1059 | *** With the addition of [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Incineroar]] to the roster, this comment becomes HilariousInHindsight. |
| 1060 | * ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWbZZslsKqc Dunk Souls Remastered:]]'' |
| 1061 | ** Dunkey avoids making many of the same mistakes he did when he played the original Dark Souls, [[EpicFail only to fall off a cliff shortly after dodging a flaming barrel.]] |
| 1062 | ** While facing off against the Taurus Demon, Dunkey and it end up falling off the arena at the same time, both killing Dunkey and resulting in his victory at the same time. |
| 1063 | -->'''Dunkey:''' So, uh, that's how you beat Taurus Demon, thanks for watching everybody. |
| 1064 | ** After making his way through [[ThatOneLevel Blighttown]], Dunkey remarks that it wasn't that bad shortly before being damaged by a thrown boulder. |
| 1065 | ** In Tomb of the Giants, Dunkey ends up [[CatScare getting jumped by a harmless pile of bones rolling down an incline.]] Shortly after this, Dunkey ends up falling to his death, which results in him having to [[CheckpointStarvation run all the way back to the Tomb entrance while dodging a bunch of enemies.]] [[ShaggyDogStory And then he falls to his demise once again.]] |
| 1066 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Thank you Dark Souls: Remastered. |
| 1067 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxvC647Yi0A Dunkey's review of Spider-Man 3]], which was initially posted as yet another supposed return to League of Legends on April Fools' Day. |
| 1068 | ** Dunkey makes Spider-Man out to be a completely DesignatedHero, with him clotheslining Harry (who Dunkey ''only'' refers to as Creator/JamesFranco) down an alleyway for no reason and killing Sandman just for trying to save up enough money for his daughter's surgery. |
| 1069 | ** Dunkey's version of the [[MemeticMutation infamous pie scene.]] |
| 1070 | -->'''Waitress:''' How's the pie?\ |
| 1071 | '''Harry:''' [[Series/HomeImprovement AUEGHH]] |
| 1072 | ** The scene outside the cafe where [[VehicleVanish Harry vanishes after a truck passes by]] has Dunkey wondering where he went in such a short timeframe, which results in Dunkey realizing that Harry's actually hiding underneath the table he was just sitting at, complete with Dunkey drawing sightlines on a background character to make it seem like he's looking at Harry under the table. |
| 1073 | ** When Peter under the influence of the Symbiote craves for some cookies with nuts in them, Dunkey [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory interprets this]] as Creator/SamRaimi signifying that [[StealthPun Peter has gone nuts.]] |
| 1074 | ** Dunkey analyzes another one of [[FanNickname Emo Peter's]] scenes. |
| 1075 | -->'''Dunkey:''' You have the scene where Spider-Man is pointing at various women on the sidewalk, now look at the gestures he's making with his hand. He is saying to these women "You're safe now, but in Spider-Man 4, I will shoot you with a pistol." |
| 1076 | ** At one point, while summarizing how far off the deep end Peter is in the movie, Dunkey shows an interview clip where Tobey [=McGuire=] says he pushed for this darker interpretation of Peter. The joke is that the original context of the interview is that Tobey was complaining about how Sam Raimi didn't make Peter dark enough in the film. |
| 1077 | ** In what is arguably the most beautiful part of the video, Dunkey goes off on a speech on how this movie was made back during a time when filmmakers knew how to take risks... while showing the infamous clips of Peter dancing. |
| 1078 | ** The ending, where Dunkey misattributes Uncle Ben's WithGreatPower speech with [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Alfred]] while using a photo of Creator/AlfredHitchcock. |
| 1079 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Like Alfred said - "With big power, comes big responsibility." |
| 1080 | * When doing a video about ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4'', he congratulates IGN's reviewer for lasting a whole ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise thirty-eight seconds]]'' before dropping the [[DiscreditedMeme "makes you feel like Spider-Man"]] line. |
| 1081 | ** Dunkey rates the game 0 out of 5 because of no Bonesaw or Big Wheel. |
| 1082 | ** When Norman Osborne makes his appearance: |
| 1083 | -->'''Norman:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you Spider-Man]] and the boat you rode on! Ahahahaha!\ |
| 1084 | '''Octavius:''' Oh god. Dear God. Shut up. |
| 1085 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA Dunkey explaining]] ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. |
| 1086 | ** The Master is a character that doesn't matter. |
| 1087 | ** The entirety of ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'' was actually an elaborate DreamSequence had by Tigger. |
| 1088 | *** Also, adding to the magic is Dunkey explaining ''Birth By Sleep'''s placement in the narrative by saying "that game was fake." |
| 1089 | ** The BigBad of the entire series is actually [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Pumbaa]]. Or maybe it's [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Eeyore]]. |
| 1090 | ** Really, the fact that the two jokes above make up about half of the comedy content in the video. The rest of the insane, almost non-sequitur-esque summary is ''the actual plot of the series''. |
| 1091 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA&lc=UgwDYD3Diy7ayaSPaEZ4AaABAg As the top comment points out]], "The worst part is that this is actually 95% accurate." [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Said comment has over]] ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome 18,000]]'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome likes.]] |
| 1092 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO5epO-298 Spyparty]], contrasting the trailer's explanation of the gameplay with Dunkey and Fluppy's "methods": |
| 1093 | -->'''Narrator:''' The spy mingles at the party like everyone else, but their true goal is to complete missions undetected.\ |
| 1094 | '''Fluppy:''' [[OvertOperative Wait, I gotta "bug ambassador," "swap the statue," "contact double agent"...]]\ |
| 1095 | '''Dunkey:''' And, uh, [[BlatantLies you have to tell me which guy you are.]] Are you this guy?\ |
| 1096 | '''Fluppy:''' [''coyly''] I don't know. Is it?\ |
| 1097 | '''Dunkey:''' He looks like a gay vampire. You're that guy! That's gotta be you, come on!\ |
| 1098 | '''Fluppy:''' I'm the, uh... I'm the bald one.\ |
| 1099 | '''Dunkey:''' ...Wait. Are you-? Fluppy, no. [[IWasJustJoking You're not]] ''[[IWasJustJoking actually]]'' [[IWasJustJoking supposed to tell me who you are!]]\ |
| 1100 | '''Narrator:''' The spy's most vital skill: blending into the crowd.\ |
| 1101 | '''Dunkey:''' [[MyGodYouAreSerious Oh my god, you actually]] ''[[MyGodYouAreSerious are]]'' [[MyGodYouAreSerious the bald guy.]] |
| 1102 | ** Fluppy goes on to lose every round as the spy because [[PoorPredictableRock he picks the same character every time.]] |
| 1103 | * Dunkey's promotional jingle at the beginning of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYcCeYBPUk ''Captain Toad Treasure Tracker'']]. |
| 1104 | -->''Better come to Dunkey's Castle''\ |
| 1105 | ''Better come to Dunkey's Castle''\ |
| 1106 | ''Better come to Dunkey's Castle''\ |
| 1107 | ''Or I'm gonna eat your shoes!'' (chomp) |
| 1108 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3g25ZEbak His review for Red Dead Redemption 2]] has a RunningGag where Dunkey gets a bunch of his horses and donkeys killed by running them into rocks and fences. |
| 1109 | ** [[SoreLoser Dunkey doesn't take losing a poker match against his arch-nemesis Cornelius very well.]] |
| 1110 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Well, what can I say? When you lose, you lose you [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING CHEATING BASTARD!]]\ |
| 1111 | ''Dunkey proceeds to shoot everyone at the table as it cuts to him standing AtopAMountainOfCorpses of police officers''\ |
| 1112 | '''Dunkey:''' What the heck, cops? What the heck, he was cheating! Clearly these police are not familiar with the standard rule set of poker. |
| 1113 | ** When Dunkey is listing the main cast of characters and their motivations. |
| 1114 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' is a game about characters. A gang of outlaws struggling to find refuge in a rapidly changing America, guided by their idealistic leader Dutch Van Der Linde. There's Hosea Matthews, the older and wiser right hand man to Dutch, and their surrogate son, the protagonist, Arthur Morgan, the hot-headed and violent Bill Williamson, Sadie Adler, a traumatized widow who transforms into a merciless gunslinger, [[WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures Uncle, who constantly demands that Jackie Chan retrieve the talismans]]... |
| 1115 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2YfNeBxGLg Pokemon Let's Go Eevee]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c66IR3qA5-w Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu]] videos. In his Pokemon Let's Go Eevee video, he speaks rather glowingly of it, with ''a lot'' of ([[StylisticSuck intentional]]) errors (i.e., Calling Onix "Graveler" and "Geodude," calling Pokemon Let's Go Eevee the first 3D Pokemon game, etc.). In his Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu video, he [[HypocriticalHumor bashes it really hard]], calling it "every other JRPG". [[RunningGag In both videos]], he [[TakeThat bashes on]] VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} and VideoGame/OctopathTraveler. |
| 1116 | * One from his 2018 Halloween special. Stumbling around in pitch black in a haunted mansion, Dunkey thinks he's finally found a light switch. |
| 1117 | -->"The cow says, moooooo..." |
| 1118 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Oh god damn it. |
| 1119 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWuVPeTwa0 Forknite: Infinity War]], in which Dunkey demonstrates his mastery of winding up children. |
| 1120 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Sup, dudes. I'm a famous [=YouTuber=], so yeah, we're gonna win this one.\ |
| 1121 | '''Kid:''' Okay, then, what's your [=YouTube=] channel called?\ |
| 1122 | '''Dunkey:''' [[BlatantLies You ever hear of Jake Paul, kid?]] |
| 1123 | ** Fluppy's reaction to finding out a player paid $150 for a skin with a horrifying tomato for a head. |
| 1124 | ** Dunkey repeatedly getting beaten to the Infinity Gauntlet by other players in the Thanos mode. He refers to it as "the A Million Glove", "the Power Paw," and "the Thanos Gun." |
| 1125 | --->'''Thanos:''' The end is near!\ |
| 1126 | '''Dunkey:''' The end is near for Fortnite if they keep coming up with these stupid-ass game modes. |
| 1127 | ** Dunkey gets revenge on a teammate who won't stop going "bay-bay-bay-bay" into the microphone by tricking him into setting off one of his own spike traps. |
| 1128 | ** Dunkey takes credit for several kills his child teammate actually has credit for. |
| 1129 | --->'''Dunkey:''' All right, I got three kills now.\ |
| 1130 | '''Kid:''' I - I got the three kills.\ |
| 1131 | '''Dunkey:''' One second, I'm gonna put this on my [=YouTube=] channel.\ |
| 1132 | '''Kid:''' You can look at the top right, it says you have no kills.\ |
| 1133 | '''Dunkey:''' Purple, if you could just shush for a minute, I'm gonna put this on my [=YouTube=] channel... "Fortnite... triple kill... Jake Paul." |
| 1134 | * "Donkey Kong TV Show," an analysis of the titular embarrassment of animation, begins with a beautiful fake-out. |
| 1135 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Naturally, when the time came to make a Donkey Kong television series, Nintendo brought in Pixar to animate it.\ |
| 1136 | (footage of real monkeys in a parking lot)\ |
| 1137 | '''Dunkey:''' And I think the results speak for themself. Look at how realistically the monkeys interact with each other. And keep in mind this was only the pilot episo--\ |
| 1138 | (hard cut to the actual show's terrible animation)\ |
| 1139 | '''Dunkey:''' --WHAT the FUCK SHIT is THIS? Reggie, what did you DO? |
| 1140 | [[/folder]] |
| 1141 | |
| 1142 | [[folder:2019]] |
| 1143 | |
| 1144 | * His prank calls in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWu5X4jcvv8 BEEG BEEG YOSHI]]. |
| 1145 | ** The TitleTrack, where he calls a Barnes and Noble. |
| 1146 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Hey, how do you get the ''big'' Yoshi?\ |
| 1147 | '''Mary:''' Okay, is it a stuffed animal, or...?\ |
| 1148 | '''Dunkey:''' Yeah, I mean, he's, uh, he's sitting there. |
| 1149 | ** Calling a Gamestop as Dracula. |
| 1150 | -->'''Dan:''' Pre-order your copy of ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII'' here at Gamestop, this is Dan, how can I help you?\ |
| 1151 | '''Dunkey:''' Ah ah ah! It's me, Dracula! [[Series/SesameStreet Ah ah ah ah ah!]] I'm calling to see if you have the new Dracula video game.\ |
| 1152 | '''Dan:''' Um, I'm not familiar with the Dracula video game, which one would that be?\ |
| 1153 | '''Dunkey:''' You play as Dracula. Explore over ''three'' levels!\ |
| 1154 | '''Dan:''' Uh, do you know the name of the game?\ |
| 1155 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(Stammers then Switches back to his normal voice)'' ''[[VideoGame/HogansAlley Hogan's]] [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Castle]]''. |
| 1156 | ** Dunkey cracking himself up so much in one gag that he ''breaks character'' and has to hang up. |
| 1157 | ** Calling a Gamestop as Creator/JackNicholson. |
| 1158 | -->'''Landon:''' This is Landon, how can I help you?\ |
| 1159 | '''Dunkey:''' Hey Landon, it's me, Creator/JackNicholson. I'm on set right now for the movie ''Film/TheDeparted'', and I'm looking for the game ''[[BrickJoke Hogan's Castle]]'', do you guys have that?\ |
| 1160 | '''Landon:''' [[WhamLine I do not, Dunkey]], but I might have [[RunningGag spaghetti and meatballs]] if you ask nicely.\ |
| 1161 | '''Dunkey:''' Uh ooooooh... |
| 1162 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7Ofgpfxoc Sekiro : Dunkey Dies 489 Times:]] |
| 1163 | ** Dunkey says that stealth is important in Sekiro just before he accidentally steps on multiple explosives. |
| 1164 | ** His attempts to exploit ArtificialStupidity by attacking an enemy above him while hanging off a cliff and not drawing any attention only for said enemy to be alerted to Dunkey's presence and then proceeds to back up out of his range. |
| 1165 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Wait, come back! You're ruining my play style! |
| 1166 | ** Dunkey makes fun of a Chained Ogre until it breaks free from its shackles and makes a beeline for him. |
| 1167 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[BlatantLies I was talking to a different guy, not you.]] |
| 1168 | ** Dunkey tries to get past the Great Serpent on a bridge while the latter is apparently asleep, but the beast wakes up, aggros him and quickly destroys the bridge, in-between Dunkey's terrified screams and impersonation of the Armored Knight's "Roberrrtttt!". Dunkey then says "But remember, I can come back" and revives himself at the bottom of the valley, shortly before the Great Serpent aggros and oneshots him again, at which point Dunkey simply stays silent. |
| 1169 | ** Dunkey takes part in a little gloating after massacring a group of monkeys only to walk into the Guardian Ape's den. |
| 1170 | -->'''Dunkey:''' ''*Laughs evilly*'' Ah, yes, my monkey booze! I think I shall partake, for I truly am the king of all monkeys. ''*Guardian Ape turns around*'' ...Who is ''that'' guy...? ''*Ape roars and charges*'' Oh--oh fffffffffuck! |
| 1171 | ** Tensions are clearly running high as Dunkey hurls insults at the Guardian Ape and suffers from some cases of "Talk shit, get hit". |
| 1172 | -->"YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!? TAKE--''*Grabbed*''--PUT ME DOWN! NO! NO NO NO!!! ''*Dragged, thrown, and dead*'' AGH!"\ |
| 1173 | "Show me what you're made of, you goddamned cock-smoking monkey bastard! Reject Donkey Kong looking motherfucking--''*Smashed and killed*''--bitch-head...! Damn it! I hate this guy! He's too hard! |
| 1174 | ** During the fight, dunkey gets aggravated by the Ape [[DungFu flinging dung at him]]. |
| 1175 | -->"What is...? HE'S GOT [[InherentlyFunnyWords DOODOO]]! HE'S THROWING DOODOO AT ME NOW!" |
| 1176 | ** After the brutal fight against the Guardian Ape that concludes with Dunkey [[OffWithHisHead chopping off its head]], he revels in his well earned victory and once again declares himself the true king of the monkeys. At least until the Ape comes back to life and picks up its decapitated head and sword. Dunkey's [[BigWhat reac]][[BigNo tion]] has to be seen to be believed. |
| 1177 | * Dunkey returns to [[VideoGame/SekiroShadowsDieTwice Sekiro]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQUcwbIYMc with a vengeance.]] |
| 1178 | ** Throughout this video, Dunkey [[GameMod uses a memory editing program that allows him to alter the player speed at any time]], resulting in him [[LightningBruiser zipping through entire areas like a Roadrunner, hitting enemies so rapidly that they are unable to counterattack, and executing them so fast that they actually die seconds after Wolf's animation ends.]] |
| 1179 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Here I go for the speedrun. Course, that is- that's some video game lingo. Uh, what speedrun means to video gamers is that the character moves three times faster than supposed to. That's what that means. |
| 1180 | ** While attempting to break a poor sap's posture meter, he decides to take a break to backstab a different enemy before coming back to kill him. |
| 1181 | ** Dunkey throws a ceramic shard around a corner at an enemy to attract him... then decides to throw nine more. |
| 1182 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Who did that? Who keeps throwing those? Who ke- Who keeps- ''<breaks down in laughter>'' Who keeps throwing a hundred pots at you? Who's doing that? Hah? Who do- Who's doing that? Where is he? ''<STAB>'' Here I am. I did that. It was me. |
| 1183 | ** Dunkey decides to take a nice stroll to kill a boss, ignoring everything else along the way, not even giving a single fuck when he dies once and has to resurrect. Then he leaves the way he came in, taking two hits as he exits without breaking stride. |
| 1184 | ** His rematch against the Folding Screen Monkeys. |
| 1185 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hahahahahahaha... the fucking monkey part. At last, I shall have my revenge. ''<takes off and proceeds to run and jump at breakneck speed>'' '''VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-''' ''<gets stuck against a section of the roof>'' SHIT! SHIT! <gets unstuck> '''PSHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMVRRRRMMMMMMRRRRRRRRR'''--get the fuck over there monkey--'''BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-'''\ |
| 1186 | '''Dunkey:''' ''<while wildly grappling all over the place>'' Where you at, fucking monkeys? You think you can beat me this time, huh? You think you can fucking--heh, there he is! '''WHERE YOU GOING, HUH? WHERE THE F-'''\ |
| 1187 | ''<Dunkey dashes over to the orange monkey and slashes it to death>''\ |
| 1188 | '''Dunkey:''' Goddamn monkey! |
| 1189 | ** And then his much-needed catharsis in taking down the Guardian Ape again. |
| 1190 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Alright, dickhead. Rematch! ''<turns into a human blender and tears down the ape's vitality and posture meters>'' -fucking Donkey Kong piece of shit, throw doodoo at me? You wanna throw doodoo at me? I'll cut your goddamn head off, I don't even gotta be up there!\ |
| 1191 | ''<Dunkey performs a glitchy execution that has Wolf land on the ground seconds before the ape's head magically pops off>''\ |
| 1192 | '''Dunkey:''' Now get back up, see what happens. |
| 1193 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BFiSOP8JU&t=0s video]] on [[VideoGame/MetalWolfChaos Metal Wolf Chaos XD]] is hilarious... and he barely even makes any jokes, instead just laughing constantly at the game's sheer insanity. |
| 1194 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA "Metal Gear Solid Explained"]]. |
| 1195 | ** How is Otacon described? [[NeverLiveItDown A "peeing man".]] |
| 1196 | ** The reason why the Patriots created the simulation was to serve as a microchosm of society entering the digital age, as they feared access to the Internet would make society fixate too much on trival matters, such as [[TakeThat overly complicated video game plots]]. |
| 1197 | ** Dunkey makes an admirable attempt at explaining ''Metal Gear'', a story almost as convoluted as ''Kingdom Hearts''. But there's one part he doesn't even try: |
| 1198 | --->Then in ''Metal Gear Solid 5'', you play as Venom Snake. ...''Metal Gear Solid 4!'' |
| 1199 | ** During ''Metal Gear Solid 4'', the vampire working for Liquid throwing Big Boss' comatose body into a fire is explained as him forgetting the plot of the series. |
| 1200 | ** As Dunkey points out, the plot twist of Snake being infected with the Foxdie virus as to infect Revolver Ocelot in the final battle falls apart because ''they shared a cigar earlier in the game'', "and [[PlotHole [the writers] forgot]]." |
| 1201 | ** The kicker? According to Dunkey, the game ends with Big Boss revealing that ''everything'' had been staged by a group known as the Shadow Patriots. |
| 1202 | --->'''Dunkey:''' YOU SEE, TURNS OUT, ''[[CallBack EEYORE-]]'' |
| 1203 | |
| 1204 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojo7sRcGFlY Youtuber Tier List]]: |
| 1205 | ** Dunkey dislikes Boogie so much that he doesn't even get to go in a tier. |
| 1206 | ** When he's talking about WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}}, the background footage is of WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}. |
| 1207 | *** One of his complaints about Jack, is that he's always saying "[[LetsPlay/PewDiePie brofist]]". |
| 1208 | ** The WebVideo/{{Mega64}} bit: |
| 1209 | --->'''Dunkey:''' These guys are like the Creator/StevenSpielberg of Youtubers, where they have so many masterpieces to pick from, but at the same time, they're also the Creator/JaredLeto of Youtube, where you never know what they're gonna do next. F minus! Should've made better videos, sorry. |
| 1210 | ** "0 points for Creator/JackBlack." |
| 1211 | ** Keemstar is always covering the latest drama, like when Logan Paul's dog toy got eaten by a coyote. |
| 1212 | *** Ends up being less funny when you learn it was the dog that got eaten, not one of its toys. |
| 1213 | ** Dunkey puts WebVideo/RedLetterMedia in Shit-tier because they said that Film/BladeRunner is boring and Film/JurassicWorld was better than Film/JurassicPark. |
| 1214 | *** The way he says "Shit-tier channel!" |
| 1215 | ** "WebVideo/ScottTheWoz. [[{{Catchphrase}} Hey ya'll]]! Z-tier!" |
| 1216 | ** "Creator/WillSmith? More like Will's shit." |
| 1217 | *** The Will Smith icon starts as a normal picture of Smith, then later changes to [[Film/Aladdin2019 Genie]]. |
| 1218 | ** For WebVideo/GameGrumps, Dunkey edits over [[WebVideo/IDubbbzTV idubbbz's]] Fast Food Tier List and puts them under Dairy Queen. |
| 1219 | ** After praising [[WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} h3h3]], Dunkey puts them in F-tier. |
| 1220 | *** He also moves idubbbzTV down to Z-tier with Scott. |
| 1221 | ** [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic The Nostalgia Critic]] gets thrown in the [[Franchise/YuGiOh Shadow Realm]]. |
| 1222 | * ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJb1BD63ME Tetris]]'' gets a not-very-serious but fully factual history. There are definitely more games in its lineage than you realize, and nearly every attempt to evolve the formula early on ends up being ridiculous - ''Faces...tris III'' for example. |
| 1223 | ** "Then you enter the Nintendo 64 era. This is where things go from fuck to ''very'' fuck." |
| 1224 | ** "By 2004, Tony Tetris was entering his sicko phase." |
| 1225 | ** After listing some of his favorite iterations of ''Tetris'', such as the browser game ''Tetris Friends'', the hypnotic ''Tetris Effect'', and the battle royale ''Tetris 99'', Dunkey gives us the greatest achievement in the game's history...''Tetris Splash''. |
| 1226 | --->"Firstly, the game features an underwater background. Secondly...look at the...graphics...and the fish. Also -" ''(video ends)'' |
| 1227 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE3bT2Z-8eE "Super Mario Maker 2: Expert Mode"]], in which we find out that Dunkey holds the world record on "the famous level, 'Bowser's Big Bean Burrito'". |
| 1228 | ** Dunkey comments "dumb dumb" and then "sucks" on a level he can't beat. |
| 1229 | ** "Uh, not even trying, uh, blindfold, it was lagging, controller's not plugged in, it's my little brother playing...I'm gonna be honest, you guys, it was me playing the whole time! I don't even have a little brother! Heh heh heh, I rule, look at this, I rule...would you believe it, my little brother ''just'' got the controller." |
| 1230 | ** "Now, the easy part - fight the big beaver. ...I died to the big beaver." |
| 1231 | [[/folder]] |
| 1232 | |
| 1233 | [[folder:2020]] |
| 1234 | * "The Next Smash Bros Roster": |
| 1235 | ** Dunkey dubs Sakurai's voice to introduce himself as "Mr. Smash Brothers" and proceeds to introduce an absurd number of ''Fire Emblem'' characters, along with various anime characters and swordsmen. |
| 1236 | ** He then mixes it up by introducing a character from Pokémon: [[spoiler:James of [[Characters/PokemonTheSeriesTeamRocketTrio Team Rocket]]]]. And after that: |
| 1237 | --->'''"Sakurai":''' And, for our ''Donkey Kong'' fans out there, I think you'll be happy to see [[spoiler:[[BaitAndSwitch Ike]] from the ''Fire Emblem'' series of games]]. |
| 1238 | ** "Sakurai" decides that because of the sheer number of requests, he decides the only fair way to pick the next fighter is to choose the one fighter nobody asked for, [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Byleth]]. |
| 1239 | * "Nioh 2 Fun Game" begins with a chill Raycon sponsor announcement before throwing us directly into Dunkey's increasing frustration with how unforgivingly difficult ''Nioh 2'' is from the very start. |
| 1240 | -->"Thank you Raycon for sponsoring this video. Stick around afterwards for Raycon time."\ |
| 1241 | (seconds later)\ |
| 1242 | "So here I am with Nioh 2..." (dies) "This is the second enemy in the game." |
| 1243 | ** "Okay, it's one of ''those'' games." |
| 1244 | ** An enemy who moves by rolling around is accompanied by ''Sonic Adventure 2'''s "Escape from the City" and later "Live & Learn". |
| 1245 | ** After 48 deaths trying to kill Yatsu-no-Kami, Dunkey finally kills it and decides the game isn't so bad. He then looks up how many bosses there are and realizes Yatsu is the 4th of 63. Seconds later: |
| 1246 | -->"So here I am with Animal Crossing." |
| 1247 | * "COVID-19 Safety Video": |
| 1248 | ** Dunkey portrays Reggie Fils-Aimé who announces virtually every upcoming game is canceled. |
| 1249 | ** Various [[SafetyWorst absurd "Safety Tips"]] appear throughout the video. |
| 1250 | --->'''"Reggie":''' Please, whatever you do, do not dress up like a Smurf and attend a gigantic Smurf rally with thousands of other people. |
| 1251 | ** "E3 is canceled. ''Nioh 2'' is canceled. ''Doom Eternal'' is canceled. ''Animal Crossing'' is canceled. ''Half-Life: Alyx'' is canceled. ''Final Fantasy VII Remake'' is canceled. ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII Last of Us II]]'' is now real life. But the game is canceled. ''Cyberpunk 2077'' is canceled. ''Microsoft Flight Simulator'' is not canceled, don't worry." |
| 1252 | ** "Reggie" then announces that [[Creator/TomHanks "Tim" Hanks]] is infected, and viewers should avoid watching the ''Franchise/ToyStory'' movies. |
| 1253 | * Dunkey's hilariously flabbergasted response to ''VideoGame/ShenmueIII'' and its tedious, outdated design. Especially his reaction to the ending where [[spoiler:Ryo is unable to land a single hit on Lan Di and the latter escaping yet again.]] |
| 1254 | ** Dunkey's songs to the tune of the game's theme. |
| 1255 | --->''Gotta get the money, Shenmue''\ |
| 1256 | ''Gotta pick up all the flowers''\ |
| 1257 | ''So that you can go to the store and'' find out that you don't even have the right HERBS, man, it took me so long to GET these, just give me MONEY, man-- |
| 1258 | ** Intentionally failing the game's QTEs for maximum physical comedy. |
| 1259 | ** Dunkey's incredulity at Ryo looking at a photo of a pig and saying it's not really his type. |
| 1260 | ** Dunkey's reaction to being forced to repeatedly play the shitty, shitty chicken catching game ''after'' grinding to buy the old Kung Fu master a two grand jug of booze. |
| 1261 | -->'''Dunkey:''' You know, once you've played this for the seventh hour, it starts to click, you start to understand how the chicken A.I. actually works. |
| 1262 | * "Paper Mario and the Origami Salami" ends with the moment in ''Paper Mario: The Origami King'' where [[spoiler:Bobby sacrifices himself to save Olivia.]] In shock, Dunkey asks who wrote the game. The credit role "DIRECTED BY NEIL DRUCKMANN" then appears. |
| 1263 | * "Demon's Dunk Souls Remastered": Dunkey gets increasingly angry with the game, and when it crashes on him, he decides to use the Gold Coin glitch[[note]]Using the Gold Coin temporarily increases your luck stat, but if you use it just before you talk to the Maiden in Black to level up, your luck stat will permanently skyrocket to an obscene level. Combined with the Blueblood Sword, which scales with luck, you can one-shot everything in the game.[[/note]] to cheat and raise his luck stat. He then has success, killing several bosses in one hit, in and of itself a hilarious call back to his "Dunk Souls" video. Then he faces King Allant, who level drains him, causing him to lose his high Luck Stat. As he puts it, the game "cheated back." His sword attack after that only does a paltry 30 damage. |
| 1264 | ** Dunkey then explains that the Gold Coin has a ''[[RareRandomDrop one percent drop rate]]'' and only drops from one specific enemy, meaning he could grind for literal hours and not get another one. [[CrazyPrepared So it's a good thing he had two]]. |
| 1265 | * "Super Mario Bros. 2 (dunkview)": |
| 1266 | -->'''Dunkey:''' [[HypocriticalHumor This one kinda sucks]]. It's not even a real Mario game. |
| 1267 | * "[=TommyInnit=] STOLE MY TWEET (drama)": Dunkey sarcastically makes drama out of streamer [=TommyInnit=] "stealing" his tweet, which means he tweeted a picture of a dolphin like Dunkey did. He claims that Tommy is threatening his viewers by asking for likes, is holding his dolphin at gunpoint and locks it in a cage and refers to it by a serial number, and comes from a family with influence on the government. |
| 1268 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCd7ZCN5uhk Legends of Box Art]]: |
| 1269 | ** The [[RunningGag Running Gag]] with ''Russell Grant's Astrology''. |
| 1270 | ** Dunkey's thoughts on North American box art vs Japanese box art: "[[VideoGame/YoshisIsland Sometimes we're out here]] ''[[VideoGame/YoshisIsland whooping]]'' [[VideoGame/YoshisIsland their ass]], [[VideoGame/DarkSouls other times we got]] ''[[VideoGame/DarkSouls fucking]]'' [[VideoGame/DarkSouls smoked]]. [[VideoGame/HeavyRain Like]] ''[[VideoGame/HeavyRain really]]'' [[VideoGame/HeavyRain bad, like damn]]." |
| 1271 | ** Regarding the box art for Franchise/{{Terminator}} on the ''Sega CD''. |
| 1272 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Here's a [[SarcasmMode beautiful]] design by the guy who does [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye's]] merch. |
| 1273 | ** Dunkey snickers when he is consecutively shown the cover art for ''Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain'', ''Karnaaj Rally'', and ''Street Warrior''. |
| 1274 | ** He pauses briefly to state the obvious when ''Paccie'''s art comes up, then goes back into laughing when ''Chegger's Party Quiz'' is shown on-screen. |
| 1275 | ** The final bit of art he shows are the two infamously bad ''Bust-A-Move 2'' covers, claiming that the Playstation 2 cover is an improvement over the Playstation one. |
| 1276 | --->'''Dunkey:''' This guy's eyes are in jail. |
| 1277 | ** "To bring things to an even further degree of fuckery..." |
| 1278 | * If you missed Dunkey's CS:GO content, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSReowWF9k Valorant]]'' has you covered. |
| 1279 | -->'''[=Chrxs7=]:''' ''(in the middle of Dunkey winning a round as the last player standing with a headshot)'' Dude, what are you doing? Oh my god, you suck.\ |
| 1280 | '''Dunkey:''' You were saying?\ |
| 1281 | '''[=Chrxs7=]:''' ...Shut up. ''(the entire team starts laughing)'' |
| 1282 | ** Shots of the team voice chat calling Dunkey's Phoenix "useless" intercut with a montage of headshots and round wins. |
| 1283 | ** This whole conversation with Osiris, a frustrated teammate who'll mute anyone who even pisses him off a tiny bit. |
| 1284 | --->'''[=MrMattMoose=]:''' The round I buy him a gun, we win. Hmm.\ |
| 1285 | '''Osiris:''' Thank you. Thank you for believing in me--\ |
| 1286 | '''[=Jboy1738=]:''' The motherfucker ain't kill ''nobody!'' |
| 1287 | ** Dunkey and his whole team transforming Cypher's voice line "An injured dog bites hard" into lines like "The fanciest dog gets the biggest shrimp". |
| 1288 | * Dunkey's troll tendencies come to a head in ''Fall Guys''. In a Tail Tag match, he declares "I'm Joker now!" and proceeds to steal tails from his own team. |
| 1289 | ** "Only I am skilled enough to make it through the middle fan -" ''bonk''. |
| 1290 | ** When playing with Leah, on one course he takes a hit so bad it sends him all the way back to the beginning. As Dunkey's bean rolls, his microphone cuts out, but you can clearly hear him over Leah's mic, shouting "NO! NO! NO! SHIT!" |
| 1291 | ** Dunkey cutting to a highly gonkified remake (or demake) of a ''Fall Guys'' course in ''Dreams'', which he refers to as "the Playstation version". Upon reaching the end he is informed that he's "Qualafied". |
| 1292 | --->'''Dunkey''': Qualafied! Yeeeeah! |
| 1293 | ** "Are you slowly pushing me to the edge to murder me?" [[BlatantLies "No."]] |
| 1294 | * The Sopranos for [=PS2=] begins with Tony Sirico introducing ''The Sopranos: Road to Respect'', immediately followed by a smash cut to the game's abysmal Metacritic ratings. Dunkey's response? "This is gonna be good." |
| 1295 | ** Dunkey manages to remake the ''Sopranos'' theme song with his own lyrics four separate times throughout the video, using the original titke sequence and adding in green screen footage of himself with a gamer steering wheel for authenticity. |
| 1296 | --->''Woke up this morning, got some gabagool''\ |
| 1297 | ''Then I woke up the next day and got some gabagool''\ |
| 1298 | ''Keep waking up and keep getting different types of gabagool''\ |
| 1299 | ''Even got some gabagool from Scooby-Doo'' |
| 1300 | ** The game turns out to be a brawler in which enemies can gang up on you and straight up stun-lock you, which gives Dunkey an existential crisis. |
| 1301 | ** In one segment, the player character fails an assignment and gets shot to death by Tony Soprano and an associate (which Dunkey edits to make it look like the player's getting killed for getting Tony's sandwich order wrong). They're then greeted by a game over screen - and Big Pussy saying "Got whacked, huh? I remember what that's like - shit city." |
| 1302 | --->''Woke up this morning, got shot off a boat''\ |
| 1303 | ''I think that Tony actually wanted the ham and Swiss'' |
| 1304 | * Dunkey and pals play ''Phasmophobia'' in [[https://youtu.be/DNJ59hiUd-s Ghost Hunters 3D]]. Three words: "Go big mode." |
| 1305 | ** Some context: Dunkey wants the EMF meter to go to level 5 and asks the ghost to "go big mode". This becomes the running joke for the rest of the video, culminating in all four players all saying it at once and Dunkey begging the ghost to "deactivate big mode" right before dying. |
| 1306 | ** Dunkey's repeated insistence that ghosts aren't real and that Grizz is secretly faking all the ghost activity. |
| 1307 | ** Dunkey's genuine fear at being left alone would be NightmareFuel if it wasn't, you know, Dunkey - especially after abandoning a teammate and blatantly lying about not being on the truck. |
| 1308 | ** At one point, Dunkey walks directly up to the ghost and genuinely asks "Is this him?" |
| 1309 | [[/folder]] |
| 1310 | |
| 1311 | [[folder:2021]] |
| 1312 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cp5TEid5o Official Console Tier List]]: |
| 1313 | ** "Go back to playing VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}, you ''fucking'' child." |
| 1314 | ** Regarding the NES: |
| 1315 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Cartridges suck. Controllers suck. Graphics suck. [[https://imgur.com/a/6n8Ihi6 Reggie is fucking stupid]]. (...) C-tier. |
| 1316 | ** Gameboy fucking sucks. |
| 1317 | --->'''Dunkey:''' The original Gameboy was ''massive'', it needed four AA batteries, the screen was ''horrific'', it was green and black, everything looked washed out, if there was a glare you couldn't see anything, if it was too dark in the room you couldn't see anything. Even for the time, the hardware was obnoxious. [[BaitAndSwitch But it did have, uh]] VideoGame/{{Tetris}}[[BaitAndSwitch , so B-tier.]] |
| 1318 | ** According to Dunkey, you'd have to be a special kind of dumb to get a [=GameGear=]. He then proceeds to immediately put the [=GameGear=] in the B-tier. |
| 1319 | ** His feelings on the ''Atari Jaguar's'' controller: |
| 1320 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Why is there a phone on there? So, that I can call Nintendo and order a better console? |
| 1321 | ** Dunkey doesn't even bother with the Virtual Boy. |
| 1322 | ** The SEGA Nomad gets A-tier for allowing one to play [[VideoGame/ShaqFu Shaq Fu]] wherever you go. |
| 1323 | ** The [=PlayStation=] has all sorts of good games; like [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Monkey Catch]], [[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Tony the Rapping Beaver]], and [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Little Rick's Skatepark]]. |
| 1324 | ** During the ''Wii'' Segment: |
| 1325 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Luckily for Nintendo; [[TakeThat Bethesda, Ubisoft, Bioware, and EA stopped making video games]]. |
| 1326 | |
| 1327 | * His ''VideoGame/BalanWonderworld'' video: |
| 1328 | ** Every powerup Dunkey finds is good for maybe one use and then becomes obsolete. |
| 1329 | ** "Balan's Bout" quick time events are so tedious and easy to succeed that they begin to wear on Dunkey after a while. |
| 1330 | --->''(to the tune of Fort Minor's "Remember the Name", sort of)'' It's one percent skill, one percent pain, one percent...shame...one button to press to beat the whole game! |
| 1331 | *** The second time he ends up initiating a Bout, Dunkey responds with a defeated "I don't wanna do this". |
| 1332 | ** After finally finding a powerup he thinks could be decent, he tries to pull [[SequenceBreaking sequence break]] with it... only to instead get sucked into another Balan's Bout with a series of BigNos. |
| 1333 | ** At one point, when he finds a hat that would start another Balan's Bout, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he does an immediate 180 from it and walks away without giving it any comment.]] |
| 1334 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdkZNVtS5Q reaction]] to the cast of the animated Mario movie, with each reveal making him laugh progressively harder, culminating in Creator/SethRogen as Donkey Kong sending him into hysterics. |
| 1335 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUz8Js8Weg "What a DISGRACE"]], a satirical portrayal of the negative side of the ''Super Smash Bros.'' fandom. He even [[SelfDeprecation comically exaggerates a few of his own complaints]] about the game. |
| 1336 | ** The shining gem would have to be Dunkey imagining what could have been before saying [[BeamMeUpScotty "All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot!"]] while showing a GIF of [[Creator/RutgerHauer Roy Batty]]'s SignatureScene in ''Film/BladeRunner''. |
| 1337 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJ6TvKDlvI no video today]]" really has no video. [[spoiler:Instead, Dunkey tells a story of epic and absurd proportions of a man named Bill Cheadler.]] |
| 1338 | * "The Truck Killing Bridge" is a compilation of clips of the infamous Gregson St. bridge in Durham, NC (a.k.a. the Gregson Street Guillotine, the Can Opener, and the 11 Foot 8 Bridge), known for being low enough that trucks crash into it very, very often. Dunkey contributes by inserting clips of truck company commercials right before clips of trucks from those very companies smashing into the bridge. Nonspecified trucks get stock photos of happy drivers with Dunkey's voiceover declaring them "the greatest truck driver in the world". |
| 1339 | ** A clip where a truck apparently sees the height warning, turns the wrong way on a one way street to avoid the bridge, backs up, turns the other way, and bumps into the bridge receives Dunkey's narration. |
| 1340 | --->'''Dunkey as driver:''' You know what? Not today.\ |
| 1341 | ''(very long beat as truck turns away, then backs up)''\ |
| 1342 | '''Dunkey as driver:''' Actually... |
| 1343 | ** A montage of the construction crew painstakingly raising the bridge eight inches to 12-foot-4 ends with triumphant ''Ridge Racer'' music...before cutting to a clip of a truck getting its roof ripped off by the raised bridge. |
| 1344 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aGnSWsJ2KY Call of Duty 19 : Vanguard]] begins with the following tone-setter: |
| 1345 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Hey, you guys like Donkey Kong?\ |
| 1346 | '''Player:''' Donkey Kong sucks.\ |
| 1347 | '''Dunkey:''' ''(to himself)'' Killing every player on this game. |
| 1348 | ** Most of the video is just Dunkey driving the Goliath (a tiny tank) into other players and killing them with jaunty music and the occasional cutaway to a voice-chatting player expressing anger. |
| 1349 | ** Dunkey tries something different and starts using an RPG, scoring a double, then a triple kill. |
| 1350 | --->'''Player:''' ''(clearly angry)'' May I ask why you chose an RPG?\ |
| 1351 | '''Dunkey:''' Funny. |
| 1352 | |
| 1353 | [[/folder]] |
| 1354 | |
| 1355 | [[folder:2022]] |
| 1356 | * ''Dunkey's Best of 2021'' begins with a banger. |
| 1357 | -->'''Dunkey''': 2021 was buuuuullshit! The only game was Spongebob! |
| 1358 | ** "dunkey guy's best games of 2021 list of games" |
| 1359 | ** "Number 15? Baaaa! That's not even a game, that's not even anything, that's just me making a noise! You gotta stay on your toes this year! Number 14? Waaaa! Okay, Ratchet and Clank." |
| 1360 | ** ''Monster Hunter Rise'' gets number 14.2 because they put in a grapple hook and a doggy. |
| 1361 | ** ''Resident Evil Village'' takes the 8th spot despite a lot of roasting. |
| 1362 | --->'''Dunkey''': This game's dumb as shit. A big boobie lady chases you around a castle. There's a fish man and an evil puppet and a fat guy sells you land mines to go fishing. |
| 1363 | ** Number 7. |
| 1364 | --->'''Dunkey''': Fuck it. ''Death Stranding''. |
| 1365 | ** ''Hitman 3'' takes 4th place, accompanied by footage from one of the Jampack videos of Dunkey killing several people with a can of spaghetti. |
| 1366 | ** Number 1. |
| 1367 | --->'''Dunkey''': ''Bowser's Fury'' is a real-ass video game in an age of fake-ass games. But...''Mario Bros. 2'' just a little bit better. |
| 1368 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xRTFtw7qWk Spider-Man The Movie The Game]]: |
| 1369 | ** "Fuck you, Spider-Man! I'm the Green Hulk!" |
| 1370 | ** "Circus in town?" |
| 1371 | ** "The beautiful redhead is [[LastSecondWordSwap Uncle Ben]]". |
| 1372 | ** "You hear that sound, Spider-Man? That's- ''*LOUD MACHINE-GUN FIRING*'' |
| 1373 | * Overwatch 2 a Pathetic Preview: |
| 1374 | ** Dunkey opens by saying the Overwatch 2 beta reminds him of a Stevie Wonder song. The song in question? |
| 1375 | --->'''Dunkey:''' "You Haven't Done NOTHIIIIIIIIIIN'!" |
| 1376 | ** "[=McCree=]'s name has been changed to Ryan." |
| 1377 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUKinGYoeDA Kirby and the Forgotten Land (dunkview)]]: |
| 1378 | ** "When you think about it, Kirby is a lot like me. He's a big fat guy who sucks up all of the food." |
| 1379 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oJt2enz8A Fortnite Daycare]], as soon as Dunkey and Fluppy jump into "Impostors" mode, becomes pure chaos: |
| 1380 | ** After successfully voting out an impostor: |
| 1381 | --->'''Fluppy:''' Spider-Man, say your classic line before you die!\ |
| 1382 | '''Kid:''' [=YeeeEEEEeee--=] |
| 1383 | ** One kid, during the discussion: "It's not me, I think!" |
| 1384 | ** Every time Dunkey trolls children. |
| 1385 | --->'''Dunkey''': I think it's number one, he's evil Spider-Man.\ |
| 1386 | '''Kid:''' I'm not Spider-Man! I'm Carnage!\ |
| 1387 | '''Fluppy:''' That's the evil Spider-Man!\ |
| 1388 | '''Kid:''' Evil Spider-Man is black! |
| 1389 | ** One kid's microphone picks up his mom exasperatedly yelling "I cannot LIVE like this! You're ALWAYS LOUD!" |
| 1390 | ** Another kid's microphone just picks up screaming, leading to this: |
| 1391 | --->'''Kid:''' Ugh, everybody's leaving the channel 'cause of you!\ |
| 1392 | '''Dunkey:''' Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to leave this channel. There's a dinosaur in here or somethin' scary.\ |
| 1393 | '''Kid:''' No, no! That's just my sister playing her ''Gorilla Tag'' game on the Oculus. It gets pretty hype.\ |
| 1394 | '''Sister:''' AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH |
| 1395 | ** The very ending: |
| 1396 | --->'''Dunkey:''' Wait, what the hell? Number 8? Why is your name [=Thic_Dik_Daddy27=]?\ |
| 1397 | '''[=Thic_Dik_Daddy27=]:''' ''(clearly a child)'' 'Cause that's my Roblox name. |
| 1398 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDD-zGFlm3Q ''Neon White'' (dunkview)]]. |
| 1399 | -->'''Dunkey''': From a gameplay perspective, I have nothing but praise. But there is one thing that I do not like about this game.\ |
| 1400 | '''Neon Violet''': Wahhh, me too! You're so lucky you don't have big boobs, White. They get it the worst!\ |
| 1401 | '''Dunkey''': The dialogue in this is a fucking embarrassment. |
| 1402 | * Dunkey enlists the help of the one and only Michael Winslow in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7rntSmx1bU Video Game Sound]], introducing him with a ''Yakuza''-style title card. |
| 1403 | ** "Okay, that's him powering down." |
| 1404 | ** At the very end, Dunkey attempts to discuss the music involved in ''Knack 2'', but is drowned out by Winslow improvising a Knack is Back song. |
| 1405 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyI7G8G8-qg Fortnite Daycare 2]], in which Dunkey and Fluppy continue to interact with (and screw with) children. |
| 1406 | ** "Aw, why you guys vote for [[{{Manga/Naruto}} this guy]]? That's Manga/DragonBall C!" |
| 1407 | ** "Okay, guys, I'm Indiana Jones, I'm in the Jurassic Park ball, I have to find seven Clonker Tokens -" |
| 1408 | *** "[[ARareSentence There's no way you're saying real stuff]]." |
| 1409 | ** This exchange: |
| 1410 | --->'''Brantmars:''' You just got told to shut up by a two-year-old. How do you feel?\ |
| 1411 | '''Little [=BZ2509=]:''' I'm eight.\ |
| 1412 | '''Brantmars:''' I really don't care.\ |
| 1413 | '''Little [=BZ2509=]:''' My birthday was on April 1st.\ |
| 1414 | '''Brantmars:''' No one asked.\ |
| 1415 | '''Another player:''' No one ASKED! |
| 1416 | ** "Now I'm gonna try and communicate with the monkey. Number 9...oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo." |
| 1417 | * "''Splatoon 3'' Will Change the World", in which noted ''Splatoon 2'' hater Dunkey heaps sarcastic praise on Nintendo's latest shooter. However, he manages to use a moment of genuine praise to shit on Blizzard. |
| 1418 | -->'''Dunkey''': For the first time in gaming you can actually rank up even when you lose. Instead of ranking players based solely on wins, you can also rank up by getting gold medals for performing well. It's a system so great and easy to implement that it probably won't be in ''Overwatch 2''. |
| 1419 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhE4q8OmWs0 The [=GTA=] VI Leak]]: |
| 1420 | ** Dunkey discusses the ''massive'' content leak of early ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Grand Theft Auto VI]]'' gameplay while clarifying that no, the footage of various [[FollowTheLeader [=GTA=] inspired games on-screen]] is not [=GTA=] VI gameplay, while [[BaitAndSwitch bait and switching the viewer]] the whole time. |
| 1421 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Let's take a look now at the leaked footage from ''Grand Theft Auto''...''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV IV]]''. |
| 1422 | * While mostly heartwarming and exciting, ''My Indie Game Publishing Company'' - in which Dunkey reveals his new label Bigmode Games - has a few bangers. |
| 1423 | -->'''Dunkey''': Hideo Kojima said that his body is made up of 70% movies. My body is much bigger, and is made of 300% video games. |
| 1424 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spi8Pfg4ozM "Overwatch 2 a Pathetic Sequel"]], which features a bunch of mostly recycled jokes and criticisms from the aforementioned "Overwatch 2 a Pathetic Preview". Keywords being "Mostly recycled". |
| 1425 | -->'''Dunkey''': [Overwatch 2] reminded me of a Stevie Wonder song. And the name of that song is... |
| 1426 | -->''The cover for "You Haven't Done Nothin'" appears for a second before quickly switching to...'' |
| 1427 | -->'''Dunkey''': [[BaitAndSwitch "As"]]. Because this game is ''as lazy'' as it gets! |
| 1428 | * ''Sonic Frontiers'', in which Dunkey manages to live up to his reputation of finding every glitch possible in an otherwise fan favorite game. |
| 1429 | ** Dunkey almost agreeing with Amy in-game. |
| 1430 | --->'''Amy''': What is wrong with you?!\ |
| 1431 | '''Dunkey''': Yeah, dickhead!\ |
| 1432 | '''Amy''': Sonic would never endanger anyone!\ |
| 1433 | '''Dunkey''': Yeah!\ |
| 1434 | '''Amy''': He's even going to help this Koco reunite with their one true love!\ |
| 1435 | '''Dunkey''': --Wait, I don't want to do that part. |
| 1436 | * Last year, Dunkey teased his audience with "Donkey Kong December", in which he claimed he would release a Donkey Kong video every day of the month. (Spoiler: he didn't.) In 2022, he made good on his promise - and while he didn't do a video every day, he did release a consistent series of videos outlining the history of the DK series. |
| 1437 | ** "Donkey Kong Begins" gives us Nintendo's history before video games, in which they made toys that "were like the toys they had in the Great Depression", and their first video game efforts. |
| 1438 | --->"When Reggie asked Miyamoto to change the main character from a monkey into a donkey, Miyamoto replied, 'Okay. Here is the concept art of the new character Donkey Kong.'"\ |
| 1439 | ''(picture of Donkey Kong, the gorilla, who is not a donkey)\ |
| 1440 | "And still to this day this is what Miyamoto thinks a donkey looks like." |
| 1441 | ** "Donkey Kong" outlines the arcade and home ripoffs other companies made, as well as the shockingly deep Game Boy version of Donkey Kong, which features 101 levels and a ton of mechanics that Mario would go on to have in future games. |
| 1442 | --->"On the Spectrum, there was one called Kong, but then there was another one called Krazy Kong, but then there was ANOTHER one called Killer Kong. This one was strictly for all the freak jobs out there in this world. [[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/KillerKong.jpg Look at his little smile.]] Little bastard, what is he smiling about? ''What did this Donkey Kong do?''" |
| 1443 | ** "Donkey Kong Country" is mostly about the Super NES hit's iconic soundtrack, full of "mongo jams" which Dunkey hums along to and improvises occasional lyrics to. |
| 1444 | --->''Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba''\ |
| 1445 | ''Donkey Konga...for the Wii'' |
| 1446 | ** "Donkey Kong 64" gives us the rundown on how absolutely giant and time-consuming the titular game is. |
| 1447 | --->"In every three seconds of gameplay the mine cart level introduces a new way for Donkey Kong to be killed."\ |
| 1448 | '''Dunkey''': (getting killed) What is that? What is THAT?! ''WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???'' |
| 1449 | ** "Donkey Kong Jungle Beat" takes us through the rhythm game era, from ''Donkey Konga'' to the titular rhythm platformer, and explains how many mechanics from ''Jungle Beat'' landed in ''Super Mario Galaxy''. |
| 1450 | --->"The green fruits you can punch, Jungle Beat. Ice skating, that's from Jungle Beat. The bubble part, that's from Jungle Beat. The fish...are from Qbert." |
| 1451 | ** "Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze" acts as a eulogy for the series while singing the praises of its most recent entry. |
| 1452 | --->"For this one, they made a wise decision and brought back David Wise, and he turned into a PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER and killed EVERY TRACK ON THIS GAME." |
| 1453 | [[/folder]] |
| 1454 | |
| 1455 | [[folder:2023]] |
| 1456 | * ''Dunkey's Best of 2022''. |
| 1457 | -->'''Dunkey:''' This year, Twitter had me like...\ |
| 1458 | (picture of The Grinch looking angry)\ |
| 1459 | '''Dunkey:''' Then when ''Overwatch 2'' came out, that game had me like...\ |
| 1460 | (stock photo of an angry man)\ |
| 1461 | '''Dunkey:''' But when we did Bigmode, then I was like...\ |
| 1462 | (picture of a happy Fred Flintstone) |
| 1463 | ** "dunkey man's best of 2022 best video games list of games" |
| 1464 | ** "If you need a laugh, go download ''The Looker''...or should I say, go give it a look--" (hysterical wheezing laughter) |
| 1465 | ** When mentioning Wart's appearance in ''Link's Awakening'', Dunkey informs us that the game he's from - ''Super Mario Bros. 2'' - definitely won't win game of the year this year. Really. Five minutes later... |
| 1466 | --->'''Dunkey:''' (discussing ''Elden Ring'') It just keeps going and going and going and going and going and I fuckin' love it.\ |
| 1467 | (one shot of ''Super Mario Bros. 2'')\ |
| 1468 | '''Dunkey:''' But actually - |
| 1469 | * ''VideoGame/{{Forspoken}}'', which anyone would clearly expect to be Dunkey doing a deep dive into everything wrong with the game, is just this: |
| 1470 | -->'''Frey''': Did I just - |
| 1471 | -->'''Dunkey''': Well, that's enough of that game. Here I am with ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2'' for the [=PlayStation=] 2. |
| 1472 | ** Yes, the rest of the video is just Dunkey messing about with ''Spider-Man 2''. At the very end, he defeats Mysterio with a single punch. |
| 1473 | --->'''Dunkey''': Well, Mysterio, looks like you should have thought...before you'd spoken. (beat) ''Forspoken'' is a terrible game, by the way - |
| 1474 | --->(hard cut to end card) |
| 1475 | * Much like the ''Forspoken'' video, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OV4VaNW4FU Harry Potter]] [[VideoGame/HogwartsLegacy and the Forbidden Game]]'' is immediately cut off after four seconds where Dunkey inevitably apologizes about J.K. Rowling's questionable beliefs and refuses to continue playing ''Hogwarts Legacy''. From there it turns into a rapid fire chain of other games he's attempting to play, only to realize there something morally reprehensible about ''those'' games or their franchise's creators. |
| 1476 | ** "I did not know that [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] was funding a blood diamond mining operation." |
| 1477 | ** "Sonic fans are now attempting to [[Main/FrivolousLawsuit sue me for defamation!]] I don't think that's how it works, but just to be safe, we're gonna be playing ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUs Last of Us Part II]]'' instead." |
| 1478 | ** "I did not know that Creator/SquareEnix had [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking retroactively added NFTs]] to [[VideoGame/SleepingDogs2012 that game]], so instead we're playing ''WWE 2K22''." |
| 1479 | ** Dunkey quits ''WWE 2K22'' on account of Wrestling/HulkHogan's prior outbursts and tries ''[=SmackDown=] vs. Raw 2004'' for a different WWE game, only to be so horrified that Wrestling/ChrisBenoit is in that game instead that he can't even say anything about it. The video just plays out Benoit's ring entrance! |
| 1480 | ** The character select screens for both ''[=SmackDown=] vs. Raw 2004'' and ''Fortnite'' feature [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom "I Wanna Take You for a Ride"]]. |
| 1481 | ** Dunkey stops playing ''VideoGame/{{Valorant}}'' not because of some controversy like with every other game in the video, but just because he [[TakeThat doesn't like it]]. |
| 1482 | ** After being frustrated with a Chinese caricature in ''VideoGame/{{Gex}}'', he gives up that game...and [[RunningGag goes back to]] ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2'' to finish the video. |
| 1483 | * ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' quickly becomes an expression of gleeful joy as Dunkey buys into its madness. |
| 1484 | -->'''Dunkey''': Okay, they have the funny pizza music from ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2''. We're off to a good start here. But can you kill people with wrestling moves like in ''Spider-Man 2''? That'll be the real test.\ |
| 1485 | (instantly)\ |
| 1486 | '''Dunkey''': Good news everybody, you can kill people with wrestling moves like ''Spider-Man 2''. |
| 1487 | ** Dunkey begins by assuming the game is a similar game to "[[VideoGame/BloonsTowerDefense Baboons Tower Defense]]". Later on when he discovers how to make Peppino perform the Mach Run, he freeze frames right before charging into a monkey and identifies it as "the monkey from Baboons Tower Defense". |
| 1488 | ** After a character in-game says to type "pizza" to receive a free pizza, Dunkey tries it and it doesn't work. He immediately gives the game 0/10 pizza points (pizza function not working). |
| 1489 | ** Dunkey is immediately confused upon seeing Mort the Chicken as a guest character, and describes his game mechanic as "controlling you like [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce Raccacoonie]]". He wonders if that's how Mort's game is played before cutting to a clip from...a completely different [=PS1=] game about a chicken. |
| 1490 | ** Dunkey compares various platformers to different kinds of pizza to set up his verdict on Pizza Tower. |
| 1491 | *** ''Rayman Legends'' - a Neapolitan style pizza with high quality ingredients and a considered balance of flavor. |
| 1492 | *** ''Bubsy'' - a Little Caesars pizza, depicted as a poorly made pizza with burgers, fries, and chicken nuggets as toppings. |
| 1493 | *** ''Super Mario Maker'' - a Papa Murphy's pizza, because "you have to make it your own self". |
| 1494 | *** ''Pizza Tower'' is first described as the Cheese Lovers ten cheese pizza with stuffed crust from Pizza Hut, then as "''Wario Land Shake It!'' meets pizza", and finally as a [=DiGiorno=]'s pizza because ''Wario Land'' has been [[SequelGap sitting in the freezer for ten years]]. |
| 1495 | ** The last leg of the video is just Dunkey screaming uncontrollably as Peppino charges through level after level to the tune of the game's iconic "The Death That I Deservioli". Afterwards, he receives a P rank, and confidently ends the video by stating "The P stands for pepperoni." |
| 1496 | ** A bit of a meta one, but Dunkey using an [=SM64=] Music/SiIvaGunner rip of The Flintstones. |
| 1497 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0acyYZAfio "Is This the Worst Game Ever?"]], Dunkey regarding one of the bad guys in [[VideoGame/TheLordOfTheRingsGollum Smeagol Game]]. |
| 1498 | -->"There was one part where I stole a potion from the [[SarcasmMode famous]] ''[[Franchise/TolkiensLegendarium Lord of the Rings]]'' character: "Candle Man". |
| 1499 | ** Dunkey describes going from playing ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom Zelda]]'' to playing ''Gollum''. |
| 1500 | ---> "Going from Zelda to this was like getting thrown out of the window of a 5-star hotel and falling directly into a sewer where I now sleep on a pile of rats." |
| 1501 | ** How are the game's graphics? |
| 1502 | --->'''Dunkey:''' The graphics are the graphics. This is what Smeagol looks like. I've seen him before, ''in real life'', he doesn't look like this. This graphics looks like a orc's dick. |
| 1503 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZaKNXNsWWo Is Street Fighter 6 better than Gollum?]] The way Dunkey addresses the titular question. |
| 1504 | -->'''Dunkey:''' Even though my character looks like he belongs in the Smeagol Game, I'm just gonna come out and say it: Street Fighter 6 is more fun than Smeagol Game. |
| 1505 | ** The montage of funny-looking created characters that he encountered in the World Tour lobby. |
| 1506 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-xlHU_lFWQ Call of Duty 21 : Modern Warfare III 2 (featuring the maps of Modern Warfare 2 1)]], continuing the trend of him playing a new ''Call of Duty'' like a complete troll and [[AchievementsInIgnorance actually playing well due to it]]. |
| 1507 | ** This exchange: |
| 1508 | --->'''archer_871:''' Wow, that guy is a [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants barnaclehead]]. |
| 1509 | --->'''Dunkey:''' [[FauxHorrific Did you just call that guy a "barnaclehead"?]] Dude, you signed a code of conduct, you can't harass other players. |
| 1510 | ** Throughout the video, he mocks the game's egregious "medal" pop-ups by giving his own absurd names for them. |
| 1511 | --->''(after killing a guy playing as {{ComicBook/Spawn}})'' "[[{{Pun}} Spawn kill.]]" |
| 1512 | ** At one point, he sees a ragdoll spaz out and assumes it must be the work of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Psycho Mantis]]. Some time later, [[BrickJoke he gets killed by a player actually named "Psycho Mantis".]] |
| 1513 | ** One match consists of Dunkey laying in a doorway and just tossing a throwing knife or shooting at anyone who comes through. It worked every single time. |
| 1514 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djS3WrTcQNM Dunkey, Fluppy, and Ben play ''Lethal Company'']]. It goes as well as you'd expect. |
| 1515 | ** Dunkey walks into a dark room and immediately gets attacked and killed by a Snare Flea without realizing it. |
| 1516 | --->'''Dunkey''': What does "critical injury" mean? |
| 1517 | ** Dunkey and Fluppy both miss the same jump. |
| 1518 | ** Everyone gets a big laugh out of being shot into space for missing their quota. |
| 1519 | ** Many of the expected ''Lethal Company'' antics pop up, such as Ben getting shot to death by a turret within earshot of teammates, Dunkey ringing the bell at the sell station too much and getting killed, and Fluppy getting too curious about the monster just outside the spaceship. |
| 1520 | ** Dunkey opens an extendable ladder, which then falls on Fluppy and kills him instantly. |
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| 1522 | |
| 1523 | [[folder:2024]] |
| 1524 | * After several YouTubers announced they'd be leaving the platform in 2024, Dunkey released a very important video: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HUDzYuduIA I'm Not Quitting YouTube]]. |
| 1525 | -->'''Dunkey''': Hey guys. I'm not quitting Platform/YouTube. I'm still gonna make some more videos. |
| 1526 | ** The video Dunkey previews here is a 4+ hour video with 5 billion views called "Why Shark Tale Is Pixar's Best Film". |
| 1527 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8tGzGVRiQA Dunkey's Best of 2023]], or rather, "videodonkey first 12 to play games of 2023 year list of games". |
| 1528 | ** Number 12 is ''Raise a Peter''. There is no way of telling whether this is a joke or not. |
| 1529 | ** ''Alan Wake II'' beats out ''Resident Evil 4'' by one spot at #7 because it has a musical number. |
| 1530 | ** ''Street Fighter 6'' gets the #3 spot. Dunkey proceeds to complain about everything wrong with the game for 30 seconds straight with no compliments, then just shows his Steam playtime of 259.9 hours. |
| 1531 | ** "Show me a game this year better than Pikmin 4. You can't. [[DroppingTheBombshell But the actual game of the year is Super Mario Bros.]]...[[TwistEnding 3???!!!???]]" |
| 1532 | * Dunkey teams up with Flup, Ben, and WebVideo/UncleDane to play ''VideoGame/SkullAndBones''. To say they're disappointed with the final product is an {{Understatement}}. |
| 1533 | ** The opening narration of how CapitalismIsBad is played over a shot of an Creator/{{Ubisoft}} building and then an article about former Ubisoft executives being arrested for sexual misconduct. |
| 1534 | ** Dunkey's understated befuddlement with some of the game's most bizarre mechanics, such as a ''ship'' having a stamina meter, a shop NPC ignoring him when he tries to talk to him, and an in-game advertisement declaring that he has to buy the Premium Edition to get the "full game". |
| 1535 | ** [[CallBack Reminiscent of his prior Trailer vs. Gameplay video]], the intense ship combat depicted in the trailers is contrasted with Dunkey sailing around on a much smaller ship trying to harvest wood, made far more difficult because only a few trees in the open world are harvestable, and most of those trees have already been chopped down by the time Dunkey gets to them. |
| 1536 | ** Dunkey finally finds a tree he can harvest, [[YankTheDogsChain only for a bigger ship to show up and instakill him]] with a MacrossMissileMassacre. |
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