Line #7 Funny/Ryback


1	* His appearance on the RAW 9/17/12 episode in a segment where Jared from Subway is giving out sandwiches to WWE superstars. Ryback shows up (Jared predictably gives a bit of an OhCrap expression as the camera pans to bring him into view) and shouts, of course, "'''[[CharacterCatchphrase FEED! ME! MORE!]]'''" so Jared gives him a footlong sub. Ryback contemplates it for a second, and then yanks a ''second'' footlong sub from the table as he walks away. This is especially funny if you know that, in and out-of-character, Ryback is a notorious BigEater, so more than likely those two sandwiches (if not more) were probably consumed at some point shortly thereafter.
2	* In his Skip Sheffield persona, his SoBadItsGood catchphrase: "Yup yup yup, what it do!"
3	* Shouting "I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU, STUPID!" after using Wrestling/SantinoMarella as a [[GrievousHarmWithABody weapon]] against Wrestling/MarkHenry, who had already gotten around their no-contact clause to attack Ryback by pushing a barbell down on his throat. Also, taking the time to ask Santino if he was okay before hoisting him over his head and chucking him at Henry.
4	* [[http://www.tout.com/m/p7cpjs?ref=twu0mlu5 This tout.]]
5	* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQRvD7uzzk&feature=youtu.be&t=23s botch]] on Wrestling/PaulHeyman
6	* "DA BIG GUY IS HUNGRY!" Ryback hits up a "concession stand" where Wrestling/{{Kane}} (who had been made "Director of Concessions") was forced to work. He orders a whole bunch of high-protein food, which they don't carry, which caused Kane to sarcastically suggest other stuff and throw food at him. Ryback gets pissed, things devolve into a FoodFight. Then, when Kane has left...
7	-->'''Ryback:''' HEY KANE! ''[grabs a bag of peanuts]'' YOU FORGOT YOUR [[VisualPun NUTS]]...STUPID!
8	* After one match with Wrestling/AdamRose, a couple of Rosebuds climb into the ring to try to protect Rose. The problem? Both those rosebuds were dressed as food, a hot dog and a banana. The fact that [[TooDumbToLive people wearing food costumes tried jumping into a ring with a guy whose motif is "FEED! ME! MORE!" is hilarious in itself]], but it spawned this amazing line from [[Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield JBL]] after Ryback proceeds to Shellshock both at once:
9	-->'''JBL:''' That hotdog had a family!
10	* When Wrestling/CMPunk did a shoot on Wrestling/ColtCabana's podcast after Punk was released from WWE, he commented that Ryback injured him, and singled out one incident in which Punk claimed that, after a botched spot, he went to Ryback for an explanation and Ryback apologized saying, "My bad, it was an accident, I'm dumb as fuck." The idea of hearing Ryback saying that is hilarious in itself, but when Punk got a similar injury training for his UFC debut, Ryback tweeted, [[https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/697613596251914240 "@CMPunk My bad it was an accident 'I'm dumb as f&€#'".]] Regardless of your feelings towards either man, you must admit this a pretty damn good TakeThat.

Context Funny / Ryback