Funny / Ryback

  • His appearance on the RAW 9/17/12 episode in a segment where Jared from Subway is giving out sandwiches to WWE superstars. Ryback shows up (Jared predictably gives a bit of an Oh Crap! expression as the camera pans to bring him into view) and shouts, of course, "FEED! ME! MORE!" so Jared gives him a footlong sub. Ryback contemplates it for a second, and then yanks a second footlong sub from the table as he walks away. This is especially funny if you know that, in and out-of-character, Ryback is a notorious Big Eater, so more than likely those two sandwiches (if not more) were probably consumed at some point shortly thereafter.
  • In his Skip Sheffield persona, his So Bad, It's Good catchphrase: "Yup yup yup, what it do!"
  • Shouting "I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU, STUPID!" after using Santino Marella as a weapon against Mark Henry, who had already gotten around their no-contact clause to attack Ryback by pushing a barbell down on his throat. Also, taking the time to ask Santino if he was okay before hoisting him over his head and chucking him at Henry.
  • This tout.
  • His botch on Paul Heyman
  • "DA BIG GUY IS HUNGRY!" Ryback hits up a "concession stand" where Kane (who had been made "Director of Concessions") was forced to work. He orders a whole bunch of high-protein food, which they don't carry, which caused Kane to sarcastically suggest other stuff and throw food at him. Ryback gets pissed, things devolve into a Food Fight. Then, when Kane has left...
    Ryback: HEY KANE! (grabs a bag of peanuts) YOU FORGOT YOUR NUTS...STOOPID! :D
  • After one match with Adam Rose, a couple of Rosebuds climb into the ring to try to protect Rose. The problem? Both those rosebuds were dressed as food, a hot dog and a banana. The fact that people wearing food costumes tried jumping into a ring with a guy who's motif is "FEED! ME! MORE!" is hilarious in itself, but it spawned this amazing line from JBL after Ryback proceeds to Shellshock both at once:
    JBL: That hotdog had a family!
  • This tweet, in response to CM Punk's comments about him two years prior on Colt Cabana's podcast after Punk got a similar injury training for his UFC debut. Regardless of your feelings towards either man, you must admit this a pretty damn good Take That.
  • Speaking of ripping on Punk, Ryback mimicking his entrance at Payback 2016 in Punk's hometown of the ever-annoying Chicago. The crowd obviously hated it, but it was Trolling at its finest.