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2	[[caption-width-right:350: ''"Engaging cryosleep."'']]
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4	While ''Tools Of Destruction'' may be more of a story- and drama-driven game than the entries seen before it... it's [[Funny/RatchetDeadlocked (again)]] still a ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank'' game.
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6	'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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8	* When the ship Ratchet and Clank stole from Tachyon flies away into space:
9	-->'''Computer:''' Engaging cryosleep.\
10	'''Ratchet''': Cryosleep? Nah, nah, there's no way I'm gonna--snore\
11	'''Clank''': [[AsideComment It is fortunate cryosleep does not work on robots.]] ''(chuckles)''\
12	''(A cartoon boxing glove springs out of the console and socks Clank in response to the above)''
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14	* After obtaining the Robo-Wings:
15	-->'''Ratchet''': Clank, have you been upgrading yourself in secret?\
16	'''Clank''': Absolutely not. [[DeadpanSnarker And I do not care much for your tone.]]
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18	* The computer for the escape pod Ratchet and Clank take to Fastoon: "Touchdown in 5... 4..." (lands) "Oops! 3-2-1!"
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20	* Ratchet's "Mustachio Furioso" disguise for the arena on Mukow (See main page) comprised of [[PaperThinDisguise a pair of goofy glasses and a mustache]]. It works well enough for the Drophyds not to notice.
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22	* Despite (or because of) the awkward subject matter, this exchange:
23	-->'''Clank''': What are "stones"? ''(checks chest compartment)'' Do I have them?\
24	'''Ratchet''': I'll tell you later... and no.
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26	* Another gem can be found on Rykan V after viewing the informational reel for the Lombax Center for Advanced Research. To wit:
27	-->'''Ratchet''': The weapon used to vaporize the cragmites was... a hat. Oh come on, [[TemptingFate no lombax would ever invent something that]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor ridiculous]]''!\
28	'''Clank''': Oh really? [[CallBack What about your Nuclear Powered Rocket Sled?]] [[NoodleIncident Your Antimatter Bathroom Buddy? And let us not forget about the electro-shock undergarments you invented last fall.]]\
29	'''Ratchet''': Stunderwear! ''Huge'' seller on Umbris.
30	** This only becomes better when you realize that, when we were given the opportunity to explore Umbris in the original ''Ratchet & Clank'', the only sentient lifeform present was Captain Qwark.
31	** Just before this, we have the Lombaxes' information video on the Dimensionator. Beyond a bunch of rampant TechnoBabble, we have this gem near the end:
32	--->'''Narrator''': ''([[DissonantSerenity very calmly]])'' In the unlikely event that the Dimensionator [[BreadEggsMilkSquick creates a time-space singularity and tears the fabric of the universe asunder]], [[DevelopmentGag please log an "A" bug and notify a programmer immediately.]]
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34	* The Plumber's usual appearance-- from [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall "Almost didn't recognize you in high-def"]] all the way to his-- ahem-- ''[[ToiletHumour exit]]''. That scene was absolutely ''hysterical''...Ratchet probably summed it up the best, really: "What just ''happened''?"
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36	* Towards the end of the game, just before the WhamEpisode, we get this gem during the halo jump onto [[VillainWorld Reepor]].
37	-->'''Cronk''': This reminds me of the time we did a HALO jump with a Lombax and his metal buddy into the Cragmite homeworld. Ah, Zeph, when was that?\
38	'''Zephyr''': Ah, for crying out loud, it's happening right now, you darn fool!
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40	* A scene that can be easily missed because of the [[WhamEpisode dramatic circumstances]] it occurs in: When Tachyon activates the Dimensionator, it unfolds into a contraption several times larger than him. As it's strapped to his head, Tachyon is now severely top-heavy, and visibly struggles to stay upright while delivering his dramatic monologue.
41	** Said contraption also has a ''punching glove'' and a ''Lombax teddy bear'' coming out of it.
42	** What happens just before is also hilarious: Tachyon tries to activate the Dimensionator, but it turns out that old Lombax technology can be a bit tacky sometimes:
43	--->'''Tachyon''': ''(dramatically)'' I have waited years for this moment. Finally, the time has come for the Cragmites ''to rise again''! ''(pulls the Dimensionator's startup cord)''\
44	''([[{{Beat}} nothing happens]])''\
45	'''Tachyon''': Ahem. ''(dramatically, while pulling the cord again)'' ''...To rise again''!\
46	''(again, nothing happens, brief cuts to the faces of an impatient Ratchet, a confused Qwark and finally Tachyon with a deadpan expression)''\

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