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| 2 | [[folder:Pooping The Charts]] |
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| 4 | '''''Pooping the Charts''''' is a compilation video series of music videos that have been heavily edited (and manipulated) by cs188. Each video link goes to a video uploaded by a certain user as shown on the link, while certain parts on that user's video may have minor edits for no apparent reason. |
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| 6 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 1''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiI4WlDRDTE cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKRY_jHOWl8 cs188archives]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiPhm_o_VZU cs188returns]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evxx2fG_5E4 reupload]] [[https://archive.org/details/ytp-pooping-the-charts-vol.-1-taio-cruz-adam-lambert-lady-gaga-drake-bruno-mars Archvie.org copy]] |
| 7 | -->"[[{{Music/Kesha}} Yeah, I was]] gettin' laid last weekend, you were feelin' someone's balls." |
| 8 | |
| 9 | ** Taio Cruz - Dynamite |
| 10 | --> "I wanna take it up the ass sometimes! [=SayiyaS=] [=SayyaS=] [=SayaS=] [=SaaS=] [=SaS=]" |
| 11 | --> MOTORCYCLE RAPE |
| 12 | --> We gon' throw up in this club, we gon' fuck all night!" |
| 13 | --> "'Cause I fucked you once, now I fucked you twice! We gon' fuck it up, like it's [[MediumAwareness YouChewPoop!]]" |
| 14 | --> "'Cause we gon' die tonight!" |
| 15 | --> AND THEN EVERYONE DIED. |
| 16 | ** [[Music/AdamLambert Adam Lambert - If I Had You]] |
| 17 | --> "So I got my boots on... So I got my... [[MemeticMutation SoS]]..." |
| 18 | --> "So I got my boots on, got the right boots on and I'm [[ScrewYourself doing me in the butt with a black cock]]. But I know it don't matter, all we need in this world is some boots!" |
| 19 | --> "There's a thin line between a fat line..." |
| 20 | ** [[Music/LadyGaga Lady Gaga - Bad Romance]] |
| 21 | --> "Caught in a bag!" |
| 22 | --> "Cause you're a criminal as long as you're [[ShapedLikeItself a criminal.]]" |
| 23 | --> ''[Lady Gaga drinks a glass of poison, and she doesn't notice (or care) at all...]'' |
| 24 | *** [[RunningGag AND THEN SHE DIED.]] |
| 25 | ** [[Music/{{Drake}} Drake - Find Your Love]] |
| 26 | --> "I'm more than just a pedophile, hey hey heyeh yeh yeh" |
| 27 | ** [[Music/BrunoMars Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are]] |
| 28 | -->"Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her hair" |
| 29 | -->"But every time she asks me do I look okay?" ''[Bruno's face is distorted]'' "I say... 'Change your face!'" |
| 30 | -->"I know, I know, when I cum she won't believe me" |
| 31 | -->"And when you smiims ouy you're a-[[Creator/BillyMays Mays]]-ing!" |
| 32 | ** Outtakes |
| 33 | --> "[[TheStinger I just want it all, I just want it all, in my ass!]]" |
| 34 | |
| 35 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 2 - All-Out Sh!tfest''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo93jkNMAY4 cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5hGHny3Um cs188archives]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7Dr2vdFLw cs188returns (age-restricted)]] |
| 36 | -->"[[{{Music/Kesha}} Hot and dangerous, 'cause we got a cli-tor-us!]] Tonight we're gettin' [[BiggerIsBetterInBed hard hard ha-ha-ha-hard]]!" |
| 37 | |
| 38 | -->Featuring Far East Bowel Movement, K*ty P*rry, M&Ms featuring Re-Anna, and Nicki Minge... with guest appereances from The Lonely Peninsula and Scooby Doo Doo. |
| 39 | |
| 40 | ** Far East Bowel Movement |
| 41 | --> "Popping bottles in my butt, like a blizzzilb! When we do it we do it in my vagina!" |
| 42 | --> "Now I'm ridin' three dicks, now I'm feelin' like blowin' Jesus!" |
| 43 | --> "Now I'm feelin' like a flying sofa lol lol lol lol..." |
| 44 | ** [[Music/KatyPerry K*ty P*rry]] featuring [[Music/TheLonelyIsland The Lonely Peninusla]] |
| 45 | --> "Did you know that there's [[ToiletHumour doo-doo in a plastic bag?"]] |
| 46 | --> ''"What the fuck."'' |
| 47 | --> "Do you ever feel like--A BOSS?" |
| 48 | --> "SWALLOW A DUDE'S DICK! CRASH MY CAR INTO THE [[MemeticMutation SUS]]!" ([[DontExplainTheJoke Figure A: Sus]]) |
| 49 | --> "SUCK ON DEBRA'S DICK! EAT SOME SHIT!" |
| 50 | --> "I'M FAT! ''I'M FAT!'' '''''I'M FAT!'''''" |
| 51 | --> "HIT ON DEBRA! GET REJECTED! SHIT ON DEBRA!" |
| 52 | --> "MEET A GIANT BAGEL! FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT--" |
| 53 | --> "After a HURRR comes a DURRR." |
| 54 | --> "Cause baby you're-re-re [[RunningGag GAAA-AAAYYY!]] [=WhaaaaahW=]! Oh shut up!" |
| 55 | --> "Come on, let your cock burst! Baby, you're a [[VideoGame/FIFASoccer fiii-fuir!]]" |
| 56 | ** [[{{Music/Eminem}} M&Ms]] featuring [[{{Music/Rihanna}} Re-Anna]] and [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Scooby Doo Doo]] |
| 57 | --> "You ever love somebody so much, you can fuck him? You said you'd never fuck, now you're in each other's asshole 'cuz I like the way it hurts..." |
| 58 | --> "[[MindScrew Today, that was yesterday, yesterday is today, that was yesterday, but today, it's a different day]]. Now you get to watch Aleve out the window, guess that's why they call it '[[VisualPun a-leave]]'." |
| 59 | --> "Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't, now [[InternetStalking we're in each other's Facebook...]]" |
| 60 | --> "I never cum so much again, I guess I don't know my own dick..." |
| 61 | --> "That's alright because I lul'd" |
| 62 | --> *Flashing image from Shamwow ad appears for a few seconds* |
| 63 | --> "...cause I love the way you--[[ConversationCut lie]], cause baby you're a [[MemeticMutation faaf!]] Come on, let your cock shoot cum across the sky, -y, -y!" |
| 64 | --> "I see cum on Scooby-Doo!" |
| 65 | --> SCOOBY YOU SLUT |
| 66 | --> "Scooby-[[MondegreenGag doody-doo]]ood-ydood-yboo" |
| 67 | --> "SeeYouInHell! We need some cum from you now!" You know, we gotta masturbate! [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud FAP! FAP! FAP!]]" |
| 68 | ** [[Music/NickiMinaj Nicki Minge]] |
| 69 | --> "Moron. Mo-Mo-Moron." |
| 70 | --> "...when I love your anus!" |
| 71 | ** Outtakes |
| 72 | --> "[[BrickJoke I know you don't wanna mess with Jesus!]]" *bang* [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants MY LEG!]] |
| 73 | --> NONE OF THIS IS MAKING SENSE, BUT WHO REALLY GIVES A FLYING- |
| 74 | --> "[[https://www.youtube.com/hurricoaster Hurricoaster]], [[TheStinger you're original, cannot be replaced.]]" |
| 75 | |
| 76 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 3''''' [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10meat_cs188-s-pooping-the-charts-volume-3_fun Dailymotion reupload]] [[https://youtu.be/sLSRs8Vf4po YouTube reupload, minus the "Tonight (I'm Loving You)" segment]] |
| 77 | --> "[[{{Music/Pink}} Can't stop]] cumming and ''cumming and'' '''cumming and''' cumming to rape your ass!" |
| 78 | ** The fact that it seems to be [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil too hot for YouTube.]] |
| 79 | ** Music/TheBlackEyedPeas - The Time (Beetus Bit) (There's even an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poaZDG9Vp18 extended version.]]) |
| 80 | --> "I hate Type 2 [[MemeticMutation diabeetus]]..." |
| 81 | --> "I don't wanna take your pictures, I just wanna [[ToiletHumor take some shits]]-- [[RuleOfThree I just wanna]] [[MondegreenGag cum]] on these ladies" |
| 82 | --> ([[MistakenForMasturbating do I really]] [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer even have to]]?) |
| 83 | --> "Cause I'm...havin'...a ''heart attack!''" |
| 84 | ** Music/EnriqueIglesias - Tonight (I'm Loving You) |
| 85 | --> "I know [[ScrewYourself I want me]]...I made it obvious that I [[RepeatCut want me.]] Damn I like the way that I move." ''[kisses a clone of himself]'' |
| 86 | --> "Please excuse my situation, you know my reputation, I'm into masturbation, please excuse me I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm givin' myself lube!" |
| 87 | --> "Tonight I'm gonna do that ass, turn around and lemme see that-- '''[[DoubleEntendre DOUBLE-SIDED]] [[Creator/BillyMays NON-STICK SURFACE!]]'''" |
| 88 | --> "[=MedadeM=] [=MedadeM=] [=MedadeM=]" |
| 89 | --> "From the window, [[RepeatCut to the window,]] to the wall! Gotta give you, my window! I love the way you shake that PENIS!" |
| 90 | --> "When we get to the spring I'ma make you --'''[[RunningGag CHICKEN AND VEGGIE BURGERS]]!'''" |
| 91 | --> "please excuse me I don't mean to be rude, but tonight you gotta suck me off!" |
| 92 | --> "I made it obvious that I want --'''[[RuleOfThree THOSE RESTAURANT MINI-BURGERS!]]'''" |
| 93 | ** Music/AvrilLavigne - What the Hell |
| 94 | --> "You say that [[MyGirlIsASlut I'm a slut]], whether it's right or wrooorw..." |
| 95 | --> "I'm on my knees, beggin' please, ''[[NotHelpingYourCase fuck me!]]''" |
| 96 | --> "All my life I've been good, but now, I can't, stop, playin' with your dick!" |
| 97 | --> happiest guy in the world |
| 98 | --> "''[[HellIsThatNoise SO, WHAT.]]''" |
| 99 | --> "What the heeh eht-- '''[[RunningGag Delicious sliders!]]'''" ''*crash*'' |
| 100 | --> STOP TOSSING FOOD OUT YOUR WINDOW, YA DUMB BITCH |
| 101 | ** Music/KanyeWest - [[Music/MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy Power]] |
| 102 | --> [[SelfDeprecation I COULDN'T FIND ANY WAY TO SCREW IT UP]] BECAUSE THE VIDEO IS BORING AS HORSE SHIT |
| 103 | --> '''''WOWER''''' |
| 104 | ** Outtakes |
| 105 | --> "I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm lovin' [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Windows]]!" |
| 106 | --> "But honestly, I just need ''your dick!''" |
| 107 | --> [[HellIsThatNoise YOU SUMMONED DEMON AVRIL]]! |
| 108 | |
| 109 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 4 - Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber Take A Dump Together''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBjdlkwfrBo cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5RtzGw-aJ0 cs188archives (mirror 1)]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOVTAGbO2Os (mirror 2)]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXglR2Jl_co cs188returns]] |
| 110 | -->"[[Music/LadyGaga My mama told me when I was young, we're all YouTube Poopers...]]" |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ** 1) Music/RebeccaBlack loves [[Music/{{Friday}} the day before Saturday]] |
| 113 | --> "Gotta have a bowl, gotta have a bowl, [[RuleOfThree gotta have a bowl]], gotta have semen and cereal." |
| 114 | --> "...gotta ''taaaaaaake'' a shit, at the bus stop pots sub" THIS POTS SIGN ISN'T AN [[MemeticMutation OCTAGON!]] |
| 115 | --> ''*zooms in on someone's mole*'' MOLY SHIT! |
| 116 | --> "Everybody's looking forward to [[AutoErotica fuckin' in the back seat!]]" |
| 117 | --> "Tomorrow is Saturday, [[MindScrew and Sunday comes after Friday, and Thursday is Saturday]], and we, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames we, we...]]" |
| 118 | --> "We gonna [[MondegreenGag cum]] on Rebecca Black down the backside..." |
| 119 | ** 2) [[Music/JustinBieber Justin Bieber still enjoys anal intercourse]] ["Never Say Never"] |
| 120 | --> "I never thought that I could take it in the butt forever..." |
| 121 | --> "And there's just no turning back, when your heart's a big nutsack!" |
| 122 | --> "Whenever youoyou whenever youoyou" |
| 123 | --> what the fuck kind of dance is that? ''*[[MistakenForMasturbating zooms in on strange hand motions]]*'' |
| 124 | --> "Whenever you stick it in my ass, I will stay on the ground!" ''*cue close-up of Jaden Smith's [[ThatsGottaHurt wincing face]]*'' |
| 125 | --> "'Cuz ass is my dEsTiNy-y-y-Y-Y-Y!" ''[color bars]'' |
| 126 | --> "He's older than me, stronger than me. But he ain't got a dick bigger than me, longer than me! |
| 127 | --> ''*Cue {{JustForFun/Rickroll}} lip sync*'' |
| 128 | --> "I will never say--'''''[[Creator/MichaelRichards NIGGER! NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!]]"''''' |
| 129 | ** 3) [[Music/{{Rihanna}} Rihanna gets turned on by nature]] ["S&M"] |
| 130 | --> '"'Cause I may be good, but I'm perfectly bad" (lolwut) |
| 131 | --> "I love sex in the ass!" |
| 132 | --> "Sticks and stones excite me!" |
| 133 | *** ''*gets pelted with sticks and stones*'' "You turn me on..." |
| 134 | ** 4) [[Music/CeeLoGreen Cee-Lo Green fucks an Xbox]] ["Fuck You"] |
| 135 | --> "I see the girl I love, and I'm like, fuck youuuuu-a-aua-aua..." |
| 136 | --> "Yeah I'm sorry, can't afford an Atari..." |
| 137 | --> "I guess the shit in my pocket wasn't enough..." |
| 138 | --> "I see ya drivin' 'round town with an Xbox, and I'm like, [[MemeticMutation FUUF!]]" |
| 139 | --> "If I was richer, I'd still be shit." |
| 140 | ** Outtakes |
| 141 | --> YAY! POPSICLES! ''*Rebecca Black licks an orange popsicle*'' |
| 142 | --> ''*Rebecca Black winds up in a car accident*'' oops... lawl |
| 143 | --> "[[Creator/MichaelRosen That's a shame. Heheheh.]]" |
| 144 | |
| 145 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 5 - Sex-Crazed Pop Stars''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmAOXw7FCI cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYJX1ss1uA cs188archives]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GczgjYbrguw cs188returns]] |
| 146 | --> "[[Music/LadyGaga I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still a Holy Fool, oh baby...]]" |
| 147 | |
| 148 | ** 1) [[Music/{{KatyPerry}} Katy Perry likes aliens who smell nice]] [E.T.] |
| 149 | --> "I'm a legend, I'm irreverent, I be ''suckin' some dick!''" |
| 150 | --> "Welcome to the-- [[Music/GunsNRoses JUNGLE! WE GOT FUCKIN' GAMES!]]" |
| 151 | --> "They don't understand you, you're from a hole--[[Music/{{Kesha}} in the wall]]!" |
| 152 | --> "And I'm ready to go, lead me into the [[{{Squick}} hole!]]" |
| 153 | --> "A different de-o-dor-ant..." |
| 154 | --> "Take, me, into the restroom! [[ToiletHumor Super-duper urinal!]]" |
| 155 | --> "Fill me with your semen! Take my ''virginity!'' Your dick is supernatural!" |
| 156 | --> "Could you be the devil, could you be [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions KroboProductions]]..." |
| 157 | --> "Cop a Prada spacesuit about the stars, getting stupid high straight up out [[MondegreenGag the JoJ]]!" |
| 158 | --> [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I didn't even edit that!]] |
| 159 | --> "I know a bar out in Mars, where they ''suck some alien's dick!''" |
| 160 | --> I'M SURE YOU DO, [[Music/KanyeWest KANYE]] |
| 161 | ** 2) Devin Fox is a total pervert [Hooked On You] |
| 162 | --> "She's the kind of girl...she gives me...[[CrossesTheLineTwice cancer]]..." |
| 163 | --> "When I'm watching you shower ll ll lol lool loool you give me boners with your fantastic ass, beautiful boobies!" |
| 164 | --> "So soft, so soft... [[MemeticMutation [=SoS=]...]]" |
| 165 | --> "I start imagining your glory hole..." |
| 166 | --> "She's the kinda girrr-r-r-r-rl, she makes me [[IllBeInMyBunk wanna go home and start masturbating to her]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice with my friends]]!" |
| 167 | --> "Won't you be my girl, so I can cum all over all over your lips, your lips, [[CallBack your eyes]], [[MondegreenGag your rice]]! Your [[AssShove asshole]], your lips, your eyes--" |
| 168 | --> "Music/DeathFromAbove1979!" |
| 169 | ** 3) Music/LilWayne mourns over his broken bottles [Music/{{Eminem}} - No Love] |
| 170 | --> "I'm rollin' sweets. I'm smokin' sours. Married to the [[CargoShip nightstand]]. I'm so gay." |
| 171 | --> "Yeah, put a dick in their mouth [[ShapedLikeItself so I guess there's a dick in their mouth]]. [[MemeticMutation [=SaS=].]]" |
| 172 | --> "I'm smokin' niggas, bitches, broken bottles. [[BrokenRecord Bro-bro-broken bottles. And my bottles, bottles. Bro-bro-broken bottles.]]" |
| 173 | ** 4) [[Music/{{TheBlackEyedPeas}} Horny Fergie can't deal with Will.I.Am's erectile dysfunction]] [Just Can't Get Enough] |
| 174 | --> ''*The following story is about a very lonely whore and a guy with erectile dysfunction. This story is true.*'' |
| 175 | ---> '''Fergie''': I want a dick inside my vagina...[[ExtremeLibido I wanna have it every night and day...]] |
| 176 | ---> *A second Fergie sings with her* And I just can't get enough... |
| 177 | ---> '''will.i.am.''': [[TheLoinsSleepTonight I just can't]] [[MondegreenGag get it up...]] |
| 178 | --> "Creator/BillyMays here for Erectile Dysfunction! If you're one of the 47 million dissatisfied with your cock not going up, call Billy Mays, because I can get you really hard instantly, without any tools!" |
| 179 | --> YES BILLY, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE SEXY |
| 180 | --> "[[MondegreenGag I jizz I jizz]]--[[Music/TheLonelyIsland IN MY PANTS]]" |
| 181 | --> "Suckin' your cock ''Suckin' your cock'' '''''Suckin' your cock'''''" |
| 182 | --> "[[CallBack I don't really mind sucking them dicks!]]" |
| 183 | --> OH COME ON, I KNOW YOU LOVE MY DICK JOKES |
| 184 | ** 5) [[Music/{{JessieJ}} Jessie J just wants bling ba bling]] [Price Tag] |
| 185 | --> "We just wanna [[MoneyDearBoy make money, money, money!]] [[CorruptCorporateExecutive We just want your money, money, money!]] Forget about the world!" |
| 186 | --> "Everybody look to the left..." ''[[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy's head]]]'' "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Everybody look to the left...]]" ''[Sign reads: This is to the right, dumbass.]'' |
| 187 | --> "[[MondegreenGag Kenya jizz-jizz-jizz-jizz]] stop for a minute and...'''''[[NightmareFace SMILE?!]]'''''" |
| 188 | --> "Money can't buy us happiness, happiness, -piness--'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog piness]]'''" |
| 189 | --> "Can we all slow down and enjoy penis?" *censored black penis appears in her mouth* |
| 190 | --> [[BlatantLies (DELICIOUS FUDGE POPSICLE)]] |
| 191 | --> ''*near the end, [[GagDub cs188 sets [=B.o.B.=]'s entire verse in]] "[[Music/JessieJ Price Tag]]" [[TakeThat to the video for the rapper's verse in]] "Music/{{Friday}}"*'' |
| 192 | --> [[OverlyLongGag THAT WENT ON FOR WAYYYY TOO LONG]] |
| 193 | |
| 194 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 6 - Potty Rock Aneurysm''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7eHB-jRmU cs188archives]] |
| 195 | --> Rendering this in HD on a 5-year old laptop was a nightmare. |
| 196 | |
| 197 | ** [[Music/{{LMFAO}} LMGDMFAO]] ~ [[TitleTrack Potty Rock Aneurysm]] |
| 198 | --> "Suck our cocks! (Suck mah cock!)" |
| 199 | --> "cs188 is in the house tonight! Everybody's gonna die!" (well with laughter, hopefully) |
| 200 | --> "And we gonna make you lose your lives! We just wanna see ya...[[MondegreenGag potty]]!" |
| 201 | --> "''Yooooo''! I'm [[{{Spoonerism}} drainnin' through these hoes like Runno]]! I got that devilish shish! [[https://www.youtube.com/user/cjflo Cjflo]], no VideoGame/{{Halo}}! We suck a cock!" |
| 202 | --> "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Crew that I'm--crew that [[MondegreenGag I'M POOPIN'!]] I'm [[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Lenin]] or zeppelin! Hey! !yey!" ''*[[ExitPursuedByABear exit, Pursued by a Zeppelin]]*'' |
| 203 | --> ''*the street where the dance party is gets bombed*'' |
| 204 | --> [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading Everyday I'm bufferin']] |
| 205 | --> [[Creator/BillyMays You shittin' me?!]] |
| 206 | --> '''Q:''' How can Party Rock be in the house if everybody's outside? ?_? |
| 207 | --> '''A:''' [[NonSequitur I've got Dominos!]] |
| 208 | --> "Now stop! [[RuleOfThree Suck our coc--]]" ([[OverusedRunningGag I'M USING THAT WAY TOO MUCH]]) |
| 209 | --> "Get down, get up, put your hands up to the sus ''sus'' '''''sus'''''" |
| 210 | --> "[[MondegreenGag Butcher, butcher]]" |
| 211 | ** [[Music/{{MaroonFive}} Moron 5]] ~ Moose Like Jagger |
| 212 | --> "I got the moooOOO'''OOOOO'''[=OOO=][[MondegreenGag ooose!]]" |
| 213 | --> "You wanted to troll...shohs...I'll put on a show... |
| 214 | --> My penis is big. My penis is hard! My penis [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3txLfSgV6TA got the moves like Jagger!"]] |
| 215 | --> "Shoot for the stars, if it fe-e-e-els ri-i-i-ight, and aim for--'''''[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama BARACK OBAMA]]'''''" |
| 216 | --> "I don't need you, [[CountryMatters cunt]]! I got the moo, [[RepeatCut moo,]] moo, moo" |
| 217 | --> "I swear I'll be gay!" |
| 218 | ** [[Music/{{Eminem}} M&M]] ft. [[Music/{{BrunoMars}} Bruno Mars-Bar]] ~ A Sky Full Of Lies [[note]]Lighters by Bad Meets Evil[[/note]] |
| 219 | --> ''*long train comes out of Bruno's mouth*'' |
| 220 | --> "All I want to see is a sky full of lies!" |
| 221 | --> "By the time you hear this I would have already fucked up. I would never do nothin' to let you cowards [[SelfDeprecation fuck my fucking fucking ''gay music!'' I'm a cocky prick, but you cocks are slick!]] Popping shit on how you fucking sit on cocky pricks! Excuse me, ''I love cock you pricks!'' I love it when [[ToiletHumor I take a shit!]] Plus it wasn't that long ago, when who you dicks trying to dick! [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]." |
| 222 | --> "...wasn't circled around his head." |
| 223 | --> insert "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear" jokes here |
| 224 | --> "Was it? Was it? Was it? Was it?" |
| 225 | --> "To get to this place, now let these words be [[WordSaladHumor arrwzyfrrzynhezzi]]" |
| 226 | ** [[Music/FosterThePeople Foster the Penis]] ~ F*cked Up D!cks |
| 227 | --> ''*Windows 98 startup sound*'' Now it's time for a SING-ALONG! READY? |
| 228 | --> "All the other kids with the [[CensoredForComedy f***ed up d**ks]]..." |
| 229 | --> "All the other kids with the ***ed up kids ''with the f***ed up kids '''with the f***ed up kids...'''''" |
| 230 | --> I can't figure out anything to do with this source since it's impossible to sentence mix |
| 231 | ** [[Music/{{KatyPerry}} Pop Star #4172]] ~ Last [=FrirF=] tsaL |
| 232 | --> "There's flamingos in my bed! There's a parrot in the pool! I smell [[MemeticMutation like a boss]]!" |
| 233 | --> Creator/MichaelRosen's passed out on the floor! This a neck or a clitoris? Pictures of last night ended up on Website/FourChan!" |
| 234 | *** The special guest appearance of imaperson's [[Creator/DingoPictures head bobbing guy]]. |
| 235 | --> "It's a blurred-out black dick but I'm pretty sure it's RuleThirtyFour! Damn!" |
| 236 | --> "Yeah, we took off our tops! Now we sucked too many [[GagPenis cocks!]]" |
| 237 | --> [[CensorBox Can't even show it now 'cause it's even]] [[CallBack larger than last time and]] [[Creator/JackBlack Jack]] [[ThinkOfTheCensors would surely get this video age-restricted.]] ''*See [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight's]] [[{{Squick}} look of disgust]].*'' |
| 238 | --> "Think we took it in the ass, but I forgot! Last Music/{{Friday}} Night!" |
| 239 | --> "Dippy-dipping in the twat! Yeah, I think we broke the LOL! Always say we're gonna stop [[Music/JourneyBand believin'!]]" |
| 240 | --> "[[TheStinger Think I need a ginger!]]" |
| 241 | --> "Y'all ain't got shit on me! Alright? [[SuddenlyShouting Shit on me!]]" |
| 242 | --> "Think I need a maxi pad!" |
| 243 | --> "Jizzed on table tops, now we'd do it all ''[[CallBack over]]'' again..." |
| 244 | --> [[LampshadeHanging YOU PROBABLY]] [[OverusedRunningGag SAW THAT COMING]] |
| 245 | |
| 246 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 7 - Why Can't I Think of a Title''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS1g8Ruw9qw cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Fw-NoAGeM cs188archives]] |
| 247 | --> "[[Music/DavidGuetta Withooout]] [[MondegreenGag yo...yo...]]" (i can't find anything else to do with this song) |
| 248 | |
| 249 | ** Music/BrunoMars - It Will Rain |
| 250 | --> Bruno Mars realizes he forgot to re-fill his prescriptions. |
| 251 | -->"I'm all out of medication..." [crosses DespairEventHorizon] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" |
| 252 | -->[[TheEnd - The End -]] ''[the letters H and E are swapped for the first few frames]'' |
| 253 | --> "...NO" |
| 254 | --> "To realize all the sex we used to have, we won't have it anymore, 'cuz I keep fockin' up..." |
| 255 | --> "There's no religion--" ("[[WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!]]") |
| 256 | --> "...keep you by my side, keep you from walking the dog..." |
| 257 | --> ''*Bruno hits a button labelled "START THE BRUNO VAC"*'' |
| 258 | --> - BRUNO VACUUM - |
| 259 | *** Made more hilarious by the fact one one of the things sucked up by Bruno in that scene is a Mars bar. |
| 260 | --> "So keep an eye on the [[WouldHurtAChild baaaby sacrifices]] I'm makin'!" |
| 261 | --> NO |
| 262 | --> BAD BRUNO |
| 263 | --> "I'd never be doin' mushrooms if I was doin' mushrooms every day [[MondegreenGag at the raaave...]] [[VoiceClipSong Raaaaave! Raaaaave! Raaaaave! Raaaaave!]]" |
| 264 | --> Bruno's brief rave experience resulted in him becoming temporarily hypersexual. |
| 265 | --> "I've been [[CallBack fockin]]' [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex a whole lot of]] [[ProductPlacement Clearasil]] til' I'm bleedin'" |
| 266 | --> "Watch me jizz like the clouds...OOO...OOO..." |
| 267 | --> "I watch My Little Pony ''[crossed out and replaced with "daughter"]'' change!" |
| 268 | --> [[FreezeFrameBonus OMFG PEDO]] |
| 269 | --> "I've been doin' your mother's face!" |
| 270 | --> "Broken penises, ''broken penises!''" |
| 271 | |
| 272 | ** Music/{{LMFAO}} - Sexy And I Know It |
| 273 | --> "Everybody stops and they're starin' at ''mah meat!'' I shit in my pants and I ain't afraid to shohs, show it, show it...I'm Brony and I know it!" |
| 274 | --> "[[Creator/BillyMays Floppin]]'!" |
| 275 | --> "This is how I roll, c'mon ladies, it's [[CallBack Dominos]]!" |
| 276 | |
| 277 | ** [[Music/{{Rihanna}} Rihanna]] - We Found Love |
| 278 | --> "You almost feel shaved. And when it's over, and it's over." (Bruno: "Augh...") "You almost wish that you could have Twix. No one will ever understand that without Twix, you feel like nothing." |
| 279 | *** The FreezeFrameBonus of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Ganon]] in a lightning storm. |
| 280 | *** The CallBack to the Sky Full of Lies in PTC 6. |
| 281 | --> "We found love in a [[MondegreenGag homeless]] place! [=WeW=]! [=WeW=]! [=WeW=]!" |
| 282 | *** At the end, Rihanna rides on a skateboard and crashes into the camera lens. |
| 283 | ** Music/JustinBieber - Mistletoe |
| 284 | --> "It's the most [[Series/{{Community}} GAAAAAY]] time of the ye-e-e-e-e-e..." |
| 285 | --> "Every-everyone's gay..." |
| 286 | --> "I should be playing on the playground, but [[ToadLicking I'ma be so high]] [[EatThat eating toads]]!" |
| 287 | --> ''*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*'' |
| 288 | ** [[Music/{{Nickelback}} Nickelback]] - When We Stand Together |
| 289 | --> "One more Depend, o ono ono oneno..." |
| 290 | --> "There's bullshit flying everywhere, [[MediumAwareness it's just a YTP]]" |
| 291 | --> "Shit happens, ''shit happens''..." |
| 292 | --> "Bullets flying through the air, is Music/JustinBieber [[TakeThat dead]]?" |
| 293 | --> "We could feed a starving world, but all we serve is butter..." |
| 294 | --> "Feed this world, with butter! [[MondegreenGag Dairy-dairy-dairy]]--moo-moo-moo-moo-moo-moo-moo!" |
| 295 | --> "People wonder everywhere, [[TakeThat why don't we just go away?]] We must be GAAA-YAAA-YAAA-HAA-AY! That's- That's- That's- [[BrokenRecord That's- That's-]] right!" |
| 296 | --> "We have vaginas, they're right here inside us! And if ya don't like us, [[DontLikeDontRead then just turn it off.]]" |
| 297 | ** Outtakes |
| 298 | --> The Stupid Bruno Mars Despair Mix. |
| 299 | --> The [[CallBack call back]] to the "Brony and I Know It" part, which Nickelback calls "GAAA-YAAA-YAAA-HAA-AY!". |
| 300 | |
| 301 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 8 - Flushing the Toilet on 2012''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yec_adOPZY cs188]] |
| 302 | --> "[[Music/CalvinHarris I feel so close to you right now, it's]] just too close to love you!" |
| 303 | |
| 304 | ** [[Music/OneDirection One Direction]] - What Makes You Beautiful |
| 305 | --> "You're turning heads when you [[{{Gasshole}} fart]]." |
| 306 | --> "Everyone else in the room can smell it...pew." |
| 307 | *** The band running from a brown cloud of stink coming from the van afterwards. |
| 308 | --> "Baby, you fart like nobody else! The way that you [[FlippingTheBird flip me off]] gets me overwhelmed! Right now I'm looking at the ground and I can't smile at you!" |
| 309 | --> "You don't know your body odor [[{{Fetish}} gets me off]]! That's what makes you beautiful!" |
| 310 | --> "Body odor's beautiful!" [[SpoofAesop Girls, don't listen to them. USE DEODORANT]] |
| 311 | ** Alex Clare - Too Close |
| 312 | --> "You know I'm not one, ''[[DoubleVision I'm two]]!''" |
| 313 | --> "I don't want a herd but [[ToiletHumor I need to pee]]..." |
| 314 | --> No... |
| 315 | --> "I need to relieve myself..." |
| 316 | --> Still NO... |
| 317 | --> "[[RuleOfThree I need to move my bowels]]..." |
| 318 | --> That's it. We're ending it here. |
| 319 | --> "The end.........[[BigNo NO!]]" |
| 320 | --> "I am just too drunk to lool! [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud Vomited onto myself]]..." |
| 321 | ** [[Music/{{Fun}} Fun]] - Some Nights |
| 322 | --> "[=SomemoS=] Some nights I stay up [[ToiletHumor shitting in my bathtub]]! Some nights I'm drunk...[[NightmareFace SoS!"]] |
| 323 | --> "I wish that my lips could kiss my asshole! Some nights I wish my cock could just fall off! Butter on toast!" |
| 324 | --> "What do I stand for?" |
| 325 | ---> [[TheCameo Cyclopean]] Music/{{Gotye}}: NOTHING! |
| 326 | --> (Sorry if this was a poor excuse for PTC 8.) |
| 327 | |
| 328 | * '''''Pooping The Charts, 2011 Extra: Freddy Mercury Evacuates To Mars''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7iDdcg3HPA cs188]] |
| 329 | --> All of these were random edits I made for no particular reason. I wasn't even sure I wanted to release them. You might like it, you might hate it, but I'd like to present to you a compilation of everything else I never uploaded in 2011. Enjoy! |
| 330 | |
| 331 | ** Music/GreenDay - [[Music/AmericanIdiot Wake Me Up When September Ends]] |
| 332 | --> "[=SomoS=]...[=SooS=]...[=SS=]..." |
| 333 | --> "Here comes some {{gas|shole}} to pass.." ''[wet fart]'' |
| 334 | --> "[=WeeW=], [=WoW=]..." |
| 335 | ** Music/{{Squeeze|Band}} - Tempted |
| 336 | --> "I bought a toothbrush, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a toothbrush]], some [[Creator/MichaelRosen soapy flannel]] pa[[MemeticMutation JoJ]]mas, [[RuleOfThree a toothbrush]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a case of booze]]..." |
| 337 | --> "[[NaughtyNuns Tempted by the fruit of a nun...]]" ''[a nun with literal [[{{Pun}} melons]] appears]'' |
| 338 | --> "Tempted but the fruit is discovered..." ''[cue a woman with "fruity" man parts]'' |
| 339 | --> "The truth is disgusting. Now that you have gone, there's another idiot." |
| 340 | ** Music/{{Keane}} - Spiralling |
| 341 | --> "I'm waiting for my mom to [[MondegreenGag cum]]..." |
| 342 | --> "[[MondegreenGag Semen dreams]], in everything [[{{IProduct}} iTouch]]..." |
| 343 | --> "[[CallBack Whiz in my eye]]--whiz in my eyeliner." |
| 344 | --> "I-I-I made you in the ima[[CallBack JoJ]], physical sus, laughing at the [[Memes/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog pingas]]!" |
| 345 | --> "My pingas [[TeenyWeenie gets smaller as I see it here]], pulling at the foreskin! But every time I reach for my pingas, I'm waiting for the movie to begin!" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors INSERT PORNO HERE]]) |
| 346 | ** Music/{{Gorillaz}} - [[Music/PlasticBeach Rhinestone Eyes]] |
| 347 | --> "I'm a scary [[Music/LadyGaga Gaga]] on a tower, fa-a-a-actories faafed away...yay." |
| 348 | ** Music/{{Muse}} - Time Is Running Out |
| 349 | --> "I think I'm drownin', I think I wanna fuck you..." |
| 350 | --> "Now that you know I'm gay, [[Memes/TeamFortress2 meem, mem]]... |
| 351 | --> "Whooo, will, suck my dick?" GET READY FOR IT... |
| 352 | --> ''[Mathew Bellamy repeatedly presses his open mouth up against the mic]'' Matthew Bellamy likes penis humour |
| 353 | ** Music/{{Queen}} - [[Music/ANightAtTheOpera Bohemian Rhapsody]] and [[Music/Jazz1978 Don't Stop Me Now]] |
| 354 | --> "Is this the rear? Is this just ''faf''? No escape from the vaginal landslide, 'cause I'm easy come, easy cum..." ([[CallBack well, that was predictable]]) "I'm just a little high." |
| 355 | --> "Mama ''[[InvisibleParents doesn't really matter]]''..." |
| 356 | --> "So you think you can [[CallBack piss in my eye]]? [=SoS=]! [=SoS=]! Just gotta get a [[CallBack JoJ]], but now I wish I'd never been born at all...[[MemeticMutation llall]]!" |
| 357 | --> "I need [[CallBack HoH SiS]]!" |
| 358 | --> "Now I've gone and [[{{Matricide}} killed mama]].. Goodbye mama, because I need no [[RuleOfThree mama]]...I got no sympathy!" |
| 359 | --> "Gotta leel [=attoG=]! Gotta leel--''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames diiieee]]!!!'' |
| 360 | --> "Tonight, [[SuicideAsComedy I'm gonna hang myself]]." |
| 361 | --> [[SelfDeprecation AND THEN CS188 LOST 24,999 SUBSCRIBERS]] DUE TO [[DudeNotFunny A WRONG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE JOKE]] |
| 362 | --> LOVE YOU FREDDIE |
| 363 | --> "A turd on ecstasy-y-y-y, soos..." |
| 364 | --> "That's why they call me Mr. [=FaaF=]! I'm traveling at the speed of laaal! Wanna make a [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]] out of you!" |
| 365 | ** Music/BryanAdams - Summer of '69 |
| 366 | --> "I got my first real G-string, bought it at the faaf!" |
| 367 | --> "Me and some gays from school, we had a band and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment we had a band]] and we had a [[GagPenis dick]] and it got real hard!" |
| 368 | --> "[[RuleOfThree And we had a band]] and we had a 69 [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces on your mama's porch,]] you told me that you'd wait for my ham!" |
| 369 | --> "Shoulda known, we'd never get laid!" |
| 370 | --> "[[ImAHumanitarian Ate my fingers]]!" |
| 371 | --> "[[IBangedYourMom Fuck your mama's ass]]!" |
| 372 | --> "Those were [[BrokenRecord the best the best the best]] --[[Music/FooFighters THE BEST! THE BEST!]] Those were the [[{{Spoonerism}} testes of my laal.]]" |
| 373 | ** Outtakes |
| 374 | --> "[[TheStinger I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go-go go, go, go, go, go, go-go go, go, go, go, go, go-go...]]" |
| 375 | |
| 376 | * '''''EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL! (PTC 80s Edition)''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Mcjvhl-ls cs188]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYQTw7KJxaw cs188archives]] |
| 377 | ** Music/MenWithoutHats - Safety Dance |
| 378 | --> "We can dance if we want to, we can fuck your friend's behind...'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well then, [[RuleOfThree they don't dance.]]" |
| 379 | --> "We can talk where we want to, she's young and I'm so high. We can dance, we can dance, everybody's [[AssShove takin' it in the ass]]! [=EverevE=]! [=EverevE=]! [=EverevE=]!" |
| 380 | --> "Everybody [[ToiletHumor look at your doodie]]. [[EatThat We can eat doodie!]]" |
| 381 | --> "We can danad nac [=eW=], we can danad nac [=eW=]..." |
| 382 | --> "We can {{troll}} if we want to, if we don't nobody will! And you can act real rude and totally [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment rude]] and you can act like a [[PerfectlyCromulentWord rude-cile]]..." |
| 383 | --> "[[MondegreenGag Weekend fap]], weekend fap! Everybody look at your hands! Weekend fap, weekend fap! Doing it [[MondegreenGag hole 2 hole!]]" |
| 384 | --> "We can dress real rude from our hats to our feet and surprise them with a big penis in the asshole!" |
| 385 | --> "We can go, go, Franchise/PowerRangers!" |
| 386 | ** Music/PeterGabriel - [[Music/{{So}} Sledgehammer]] |
| 387 | --> "You can have a big dick, goin' up and down..."\ |
| 388 | "All you do is cock..." |
| 389 | --> "[[Film/KindergartenCop SHUUUUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!]]" |
| 390 | --> "Cause I will show you my testicles..." |
| 391 | ** Music/OingoBoingo - Weird Science and Little Girls |
| 392 | --> "From my heart and from my hand, why don't people [[{{Gasshole}} fart into my hand]], why don't people [[RunningGag faaf]]?" |
| 393 | --> i love seeing classic 80's "3D technology" |
| 394 | *** The [[FreezeFrameBonus Forever Alone face]] can be seen between the second and third plays. |
| 395 | --> [[OverlyLongGag okay this is the last time I replay this, i promise]] |
| 396 | *** ''[[[JumpCut jump cut]] to the Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy intro]'' |
| 397 | --> "I-I-I love little girls, they make me feel little girls!" |
| 398 | --> ''[Music/RickAstley dances to the first line]'' |
| 399 | ** Music/TheHumanLeague - Don't You Want Me? |
| 400 | --> "You were suckin' someone's cock, when I met you..." |
| 401 | --> "I shit you out, I fucked you up, I turned you on, you sexy bitch, but don't forget it was me who put you back in the ground!" |
| 402 | --> [[FreezeFrameBonus lul]] |
| 403 | --> "You better change it back or we will both be saucy!" [[OverusedRunningGag somehow, it never gets old]] |
| 404 | --> "Don't you want my baby?" |
| 405 | --> "I was working as a waitress--" |
| 406 | --> wait a sec...thought I heard something |
| 407 | --> "-King as, -king as, -king as, -king as..." [[ForcedMeme "kingas" ftw!]] |
| 408 | --> "Ass dildo." |
| 409 | ** Outtakes |
| 410 | --> "[[BrickJoke If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance]] ''If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance'' '''''ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance--'''''" |
| 411 | --->'''Peter Gabriel:''' [[CallBack "SHUUUUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"]] |
| 412 | * '''''Pooping the Charts Vol. 100 or Something, IDK Whatever''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt8LFgDl8iY cs188]] |
| 413 | ** The CallBack to the Bruno Mars PSA with the [[ToiletHumor Parental Assvisory: Toilet Content]] warning, for starters. |
| 414 | ** Music/UncleKracker - "Drift Away" |
| 415 | --> [=OwO=] |
| 416 | --> "Gimme the meat, boys, and cream my hole, I want to get lost in your [[CensoredForComedy c**k]] and balls and get laid!" |
| 417 | --> "Won't you take a shit?" |
| 418 | ** Music/JasonMraz - "I'm Yours" |
| 419 | --> "Well, you done done [[BrokenRecord done done done done done done]]..." |
| 420 | --> "Well you done done me in my butt, I felt it, I tried to [[ImAHumanitarian eat you]] but you're so hot that I [[JizzedInMyPants nutted]], Now I'm trying to get craaaaack..." |
| 421 | --> "I'm your whore!" |
| 422 | --> "Well open up YourMom and see li--" |
| 423 | --> "[[PottyFailure Shit in your pants]] and damn, you're a freak" |
| 424 | --> "[[VowOfCelibacy So I won't masturbate no more]]" |
| 425 | --> "Scooch up a bit closer, [[VisualPun deer.]]" ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Aason Mram -- Waiting for My Cock to Come]]) |
| 426 | --> "And I will nibble your breasts and nothing's gonna stop me" |
| 427 | --> "I've been spending way too long [[ScrewYourself suckin' my dick]] in the mirror--" ''[does just that]'' "--and bending over backwards just to try and see my butt before I get fucked up the ass. [[MemeticMutation Sauce, sauce]]." |
| 428 | --> "Open up your plants and open up your pants [[RuleOfThree and open up]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants your Plankton!]]" |
| 429 | ** Music/HarveyDanger - "Flagpole Sitta" intercut with Music/{{REM}} - "[[Music/OutOfTime Shiny Happy People]]" |
| 430 | --> "I had visions, I was visions, I was [[RuleOfThree visions]] into the mirror / I [[ToiletHumor pee]] a little bit clearererererer--" |
| 431 | --> "[[Music/{{REM}} Everyone loves]] [[ToiletHumor golden showers!]]" [[FreezeFrameBonus thanks for that]], [[{{Spoonerism}} Stiple Mike]] |
| 432 | --> "The rottenness and evil in memes." |
| 433 | --> "Only [[TakeThat stupid people]] are on TV" ([[TakeThat image of]] UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump) |
| 434 | --> "You told everyone I was UsefulNotes/MittRomney." |
| 435 | --> "They cut off my [[GroinAttack dick]]!" ''(screaming)'' |
| 436 | --> "Now I'm an amp!" |
| 437 | --> "You told them [[Creator/MichaelRosen no breathing]]!" |
| 438 | |
| 439 | * '''''[YTP] Pooping the Chartsmas: [=HappaH HolidildoH=]!''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVAZwVfjl8o&ab_channel=cs188 cs188]] |
| 440 | ** Music/MichaelBuble - "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" |
| 441 | --> "The tree's coming down. I'm watching it fall." (''tree comes down on him'') "AHHHHHH!" |
| 442 | --> "Lots of people peeing in the snow." (''pan to show pee writing in the snow saying "CS was here"'') |
| 443 | --> (''tree proceeds to knock Michael into the ground'') |
| 444 | ** Creator/LeaMichele - "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" |
| 445 | --> "Fucking around with the Christmas tree. Have a crappy holiday!" |
| 446 | --> "Everyone's DEAD!" |
| 447 | --> "You will miss the pumpkin pie and get so hungry!" |
| 448 | --> "You will get a sexy feeling when you're dancing in the nude!" |
| 449 | --> "Voices singing, let's be [[RunningGag JoJ-y]]..." (''sexy man turns into mirror image, extreme close up to his leg, Creator/DiCEntertainment logo zooms in'') "[[https://youtu.be/OOcJSIk01is?t=63 DICK]]!" |
| 450 | --> "Deck the halls with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]]. Ha! Ha!" (''cue Bowser's laugh from VideoGame/HotelMario'') |
| 451 | ** Music/FrankSinatra - "White Christmas" |
| 452 | --> "I'm [=dReAmInG=] of a white creaming!" (''can of whipped cream appears[[note]]labelled as '''Cripped Wheam'''[[/note]], and [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand the music winds down]]'') "[=JoJ!=]" |
| 453 | --> "And may all your Christmases be white..." [[Series/WonderShowzen "THAT'S RACIST!"]] |
| 454 | ** Ben Rector - "Let It Snow" |
| 455 | --> "Well, the feather outside is delightful, but this fire is..." "OH MY GOD!" (''cut to a living room on fire along with the music changing to dubstep'') |
| 456 | --> "But this fire is soda." (''fire turns into a can of Dr Pepper with the label changed to "Dr Pooper"'') |
| 457 | --> "And since we've nope, let it no, let it no, no." |
| 458 | --> "How I hate shopping, and I've brought some porn for watching." (''[[CreatorCameo Footage of cs188 doing unusual exercises at the gym]]'') "[=OwO=] We're all the way homo!" |
| 459 | --> "But as long as you kiss my tight butthole, [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 let it go]], let it ''go'', let it ''go-o''." |
| 460 | ** Creator/IdinaMenzel - [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Let It Go"]] |
| 461 | --> "The pasta's [[AssShove up my ass]]!" |
| 462 | ** Tony Bennett - [[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic "My Favorite Things"]] |
| 463 | --> "When the bee '''bites''', when the dog ''stinks''..." |
| 464 | --> "Sleigh bells, doorbells, [[ProductPlacement Taco Bells]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]], [[ToiletHumor crapple streudels, brown colored shit]], these are a few stupid things." |
| 465 | ** Music/MartinaMcBride - "Frosty the Snowman" and "Happy Holiday (It’s The Holiday Season)" |
| 466 | --> "[[ShapedLikeItself Snowy the Snowman]] was a [[RunningGag JoJ]], with a corncob pipe and a butt." |
| 467 | --> "Oh, [=FrorF=]-y had a hairy butt and two eyes made out of bees." "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no, not the bees! NoT tHe BeEs!!!]]" |
| 468 | --> Clip art of Santa playing a trombone and a French horn appearing during the distorted horn solo. |
| 469 | --> "Aussie the snowman had a very big cock. STOP!" (I'm sorry, this just keeps getting sexual) |
| 470 | --> "He's got a big fat sack for you and for me, so lick the big big dick of Old Saint Nick, he'll be cumming on the Christmas tree!" (okay it's still not getting any better) |
| 471 | --> "[[CallBack Frosty's up my ass!]]" ([[RuleOfThree alright, it's time to end this nonsense]]) |
| 472 | ** Ben Rector - "Jingle Bells" |
| 473 | --> "[[TheStinger Jingle balls, jingle balls, jizzing all the way-yay]], oh what the fuck is going on?" |
| 474 | * '''''Pooping the Charts, Vol. 1990s: PO(O)P ROCK CHAOS!''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=972SZ1nEOSI cs188]] |
| 475 | ** Music/{{Lit}} - ''My Own Worst Enemy'' |
| 476 | --> "It's no surprise to me, I did my own enema..." ''[[AssShove (puts enema in the ass)]]'' |
| 477 | --> "[[CallBack The smoke alarm is going off]] and there's my front yard... burning!" |
| 478 | --> "Why am I... [[NakedFreakOut singing with my clothes off?]]" |
| 479 | ** Music/{{Weezer}} - ''[[Music/WeezerTheBlueAlbum Buddy Holly]]'' |
| 480 | --> "Ooh, UsefulNotes/WiiU, I look just like your butt buddy!" |
| 481 | --> '''[[CallBack Steve Ballmer:]]''' [[CallBack Don't listen to Weezer!]] |
| 482 | ** Music/GreenDay - ''[[Music/{{Dookie}} Longview]]'' |
| 483 | --> "I sit around and watch Website/YouTube, but there's nothing but ads... ''([=YouTube=]'s anti-adblock screen appears)'' [[TakeThat Pathetic!]]" |
| 484 | --> "I'm on my phone, watching Platform/TikTok for an hour or two..." |
| 485 | --> "Website/{{Twitter}} is dumb, and I go to it to masturbate to furry shit! Stop tryin' to sell your [=OnlyFans=], you fluffy loser!" |
| 486 | --> "I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, and [[ShapedLikeItself I smell like smells!]]" |
| 487 | --> "Sit on my thumbs, just for some bits! I'm sick of livestreaming on Website/{{Twitch}}!" |
| 488 | ** Spacehog - ''In The Meantime'' |
| 489 | --> "We love B.O.!" |
| 490 | --> "Lands are green, and skies are green, we just like [[RuleOfThree green!]]" |
| 491 | --> "We're not okay-e-yay!" "[[Music/MyChemicalRomance I MEAN THIS, I'M OKAY!]]" |
| 492 | ** TheStinger: |
| 493 | --> "And I... stuck a surprise... [[AssShove into your ass last night!]]" |
| 494 | --> [[BrickJoke After a 5-hour long Twitch stream...]] |
| 495 | ---> "Oh Jesus! I can't pull my thumbs out of my fuckin' ass! [[IWantMyMommy Where is my mom?]]" |
| 496 | [[/folder]] |
| 497 | |
| 498 | [[folder:Musical [=YouTube=] Poops]] |
| 499 | * Music/{{Muse}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfbzlG5f0WE Get Caught In A Supermassive Ass Hole.]] |
| 500 | ** "The time has come to RAAAAAPE MEEEE!" |
| 501 | ** "Come ride with me through the [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre cum]] ride! I'll show you a [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KIIIIING!]]" Raaaaaaaawr~ |
| 502 | ** "Don't sleep on the [[CallBack JoJ]]!" |
| 503 | ** "Oh, baby, don't ya know [[SorryImGay I suck cock]]!" |
| 504 | *** "You set my SUS!" |
| 505 | ** "No one's gonna fight! You and I must make the steak!" ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[VideoGame/HotelMario "No?"]] "Damn!" |
| 506 | *** "You [[CountryMatters cunt!]] I'll fuck you in your anus! You and I must [[MemeticMutation FAAF]]!" |
| 507 | *** [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom =FAAF ENGAGED=]] |
| 508 | ** "I want to exercise" ''[cue clip of a [[{{DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything/Advertising}} ShakeWeight]] ad]'' |
| 509 | *** (THAT'S NOT FUCKING EXERCISING) |
| 510 | ** "I want to fart demons" |
| 511 | |
| 512 | * Music/JustinBieber [[http://youtu.be/5vfEgg0h2hc Gets Pregnant By Anal Penetration]] |
| 513 | ** "Bagel, bagel, [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld bagel]], ohhhhh! And I can't believe my first love would be a bagel!" |
| 514 | ** "Girl quit playing [[Music/{{Nickelback}} WITH MY]] [[CallBack DICK]]" |
| 515 | ** "I love penis going down, down, down, down" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors oops can't show this lol]]) |
| 516 | ** [[MistakenForMasturbating WHAT IS HIS HAND DOING?!?]] |
| 517 | ** "[[Music/{{Ludacris}} When I was 13]], I was ''gay!'' I had my first Starbucks" |
| 518 | *** "She know she got me gazing cause she made my penis hard! She fucked me daily, [[BlackComedyRape but I just keep on saying I was]] ''[[IncompatibleOrientation gay!]]''" |
| 519 | ** "And I would like penis, penis, penis ohhhh! Penis, penis, penis ohhhh!" |
| 520 | ** "You shake me till you [[RunningGag jizz right in my eyes]]! Baby fix me..." ([[UnreadablyFastText "Fix me"? What are you, a fucking dog?]]) |
| 521 | ** "For the first time, [[MisterSeahorse I'm havin' a baby!]] [[BigNo OH NOOOOOOOOOO~!]] I [[VideoGame/HotelMario need instructions on how to]] have a baby!" ''(cue "Coping with your Pregnancy" video)'' |
| 522 | ** "[[TheStinger Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!]]" |
| 523 | |
| 524 | * [[Music/{{Nickelback}} Nickelsh!t]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbO1Dl7XMuo Writes A Song About Bodily Functions.]] |
| 525 | -->"[[RunningGag OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ]]" |
| 526 | ** "Look at this FUCKING SHIT!" (holds up a picture of doo-doo on a frame, literally) |
| 527 | ** The long sentence mixes of "Animals" are just genius. |
| 528 | *** "I, I'm black, ''I'm black''..." (he becomes Music/KanyeWest) "Just got my license back I got this feeling in my penis, [[RagingStiffie it's hard]], [[CaptainObvious it's hard to steer when I got both hands on]] '''''MY COCK!!!!'''''" |
| 529 | *** And then he sucks a microphone-penis for a short moment. |
| 530 | *** "We're sittin' on the back when [[CrotchGrabSexCheck she squeezed my dick]] - we just started getting [[AutoErotica semen on the seat]]! [[RunningGag OH PLZ!!!]] [[BrokenRecord OH PLZ!!!]] [[RuleOfThree OH PLZ!!!]] [[CallBack It's hard!]] It's hard when you're breathing in my ass! OH PLZ!!! She whispered, [[PottyFailure I think I pissed on the seat!]]" |
| 531 | *** "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [[PrecisionFStrike SHIT!]]" |
| 532 | ** The constant references to [[{{Squick}} bat shit]]. |
| 533 | *** "I've got a fist full of BAT SHIT!" |
| 534 | *** "THAT SHIT MAKES ME [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment SHIT]]!" |
| 535 | *** "Everyone wants to feel like BAT SHIT!" |
| 536 | ** The part where he's playing the guitar on stage is edited to look like he's masturbating on stage. |
| 537 | ** "Everyone wants a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed BIG]] [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt BLACK COCK!]]" |
| 538 | ** [[SarcasmMode BREAKING NEWS:]] '''''[[TakeThat NICKELBACK SUCKS]]''''' |
| 539 | ** "I am [[SelfDeprecation GAAAAAAA-AAAAAAYYYYY!]]" |
| 540 | ** "Everyone wants to [[DrugsAreGood get high-igh.]]" ([[TheStoner As two leaves of marijuana fly by]]) |
| 541 | ** "Everybody's got a Creator/BillyMays on speed dial!" |
| 542 | ** "Well we all just wanna EAT MY ASS!!" |
| 543 | |
| 544 | * Music/KatyPerry [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6VdUHi1MZI Visits Best Buy To Shove Remote Controls Up Her Ass.]] |
| 545 | ** The ENTIRE intro. |
| 546 | -->'''Music/KatyPerry:''' Let's go to Best Buy! We can just look at alllll... the LCD [=TVs=]! |
| 547 | --> 15 minutes later... |
| 548 | -->'''Creator/BillyMays:''' Welcome to Best Buy! Can we help you? |
| 549 | -->'''Katy Perry:''' NO! |
| 550 | -->'''Billy Mays:''' Why not? Our friendly and caring, licensed agents are sure to please! |
| 551 | -->'''Katy Perry:''' [[{{Series/Dexter}} Shove it up your ASS!]] |
| 552 | -->*{{beat}}* |
| 553 | -->'''Billy Mays:''' You crazy bitch! |
| 554 | ** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link]] watching [=YouTube=] Poop. |
| 555 | ** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I want your real! Hard! Pe! Nis! In! My! Tight! Teenage! Pussy!"]] |
| 556 | ** "You and I will [[NightmareFuel die tonight!]]" [[HellIsThatNoise DRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]][[NightmareFace MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]] |
| 557 | ** "You can touch! My! [[CountryMatters Cunt!]] Until we die-ie-ie-ie!" |
| 558 | ** [[{{Hermaphrodite}} MY MASSIVE PENIS]] |
| 559 | ** "Feels like I'm shitting a baby!" |
| 560 | ** "This is ''not'' real, so take a SHIT, and don't ever make me feel like a baby!" |
| 561 | ** '''326''' FRAGS |
| 562 | -->'''Link:''' [[BrickJoke I won!]] |
| 563 | ** [[TheStinger TROLOLO FAP TIME]] |
| 564 | |
| 565 | * [[Music/OwlCity Owl]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmFrYX7Qsjg Shitty]]. |
| 566 | ** "START SHIT" |
| 567 | ** "You'd think me rude but I'd rather pick flowers. ''({{Beat}})'' '''FAGGOT!'''" |
| 568 | ** "My balls are just hanging by a thread." |
| 569 | ** "If my jizz gets real bizarre, I keep it in a jar." |
| 570 | ** "[[SelfHarm I like to make myself bleed.]]" (LOL EMO) |
| 571 | ** "I feel like such a creep." ''Robot flashes eyes to the tune of "Technologic" by Music/DaftPunk'' |
| 572 | ** "My balls said farewell." |
| 573 | ** "Dance, Dance-- [[Music/FallOutBoy FALLING APART TO HIS TIME]]" |
| 574 | ** "It's hard to say that I fart when I'm asleep, 'cause I'd rather [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck a thousand sheep!]]" |
| 575 | ** "I feel like [[TheStoner smoking crack]] [[BrokenRecord ackackackackackackackackack]]" [[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR *robot fires lazor*]] |
| 576 | ** "I feel like sucking cock." |
| 577 | ** "Cause everything is never ass as it '''''SEEEEEEEEEEEE'''''" |
| 578 | ** A disco ball is edited to look like two breasts. (LOL TITS) |
| 579 | ** "I say the stupidest things so I shut my mouth." |
| 580 | |
| 581 | * Music/{{Shinedown}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ttrTqQEXRE Scream About Things on the Edge of a Cliff.]] |
| 582 | ** "Why you always runnin' and runnin' and ''runnin' and'' '''runnin' and'''" |
| 583 | ** "My eyes are not open." |
| 584 | ** "By the way, [[ParentalIncest I just had sex with my mother!]] Yes! Yes!" |
| 585 | ** "I just saw MYYYYYY FAAAAAATHEEEEEER'S TEEEEE-STIII-CLLLLLES!" |
| 586 | ** "So listen close. [[Music/{{Eminem}} I'm not afraid.]] It's only foreplay. Yay." |
| 587 | ** "I'm afraid I'm not a man." |
| 588 | ** "I just saw a vagina in the moon!" |
| 589 | ** "I just saw [[Music/{{Paramore}} Hayley's]] chest on Website/{{Twitter}}! They're the best tits!" |
| 590 | ** "Please don't tell my father I [[Music/TheLonelyIsland jizzed in my pants!]]" |
| 591 | ** "Today I have to buy mayonnaise!" |
| 592 | ** "[[ByNoIMeanYes I'm not angry, I'm just angry!]] I'm just a man in the moon." |
| 593 | ** "This is my water bottle." ''picture of Dasani'' |
| 594 | ** "[[ParentalIncest I just watched my cock disappeeeeear, somewhere in my father!]]" |
| 595 | ** "I'm not gay. I'm just saying. Sometimes [[ParentalIncest sex with my father is the best I had.]]" |
| 596 | ** "Make them realize this is [[Film/ThreeHundred SPARTA]]!" |
| 597 | ** "I created the SAAS, when you gonna wake up and FAAF?!" |
| 598 | ** Brent Smith powers up an energy beam on his hand and blasts off across the video with an explosion. |
| 599 | ** "FUCK MY LIFE!" |
| 600 | *** The video part set to [[WorkoutFanservice Eric Prydz "Call on Me"]] - you get the idea. |
| 601 | |
| 602 | * Music/{{Gotye}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJey74gmkLY Knows Somebody That He Used]]. |
| 603 | -->OMFG THIS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES SO BE CAREFUL PLZ ([[ContentWarnings Seriously though, you shouldn't be watching this.]]) |
| 604 | ** The mirror image at the start which makes it look like the camera is a bit too far to one side. And then, "[[RelaxOVision Uhhh...whoops.]]" |
| 605 | *** Even better; the first time they do that, the image is mirrored so that it looks as though ''both'' of Gotye's legs are visible. Given that Gotye is naked in that music video, the implication is that they came dangerously close to showing a little more of him than needs to be shown... |
| 606 | ** "Now and then I think of you naked, like when you sucked my penis..." |
| 607 | ** "I told myself that you [[MoodWhiplash were nothing!]]" |
| 608 | *** NO... |
| 609 | ** "I told myself that you would '''''[[VoiceOftheLegion dieeeeeee...]]'''''" |
| 610 | *** STILL NO... |
| 611 | ** [[ScrewYourself "I told myself that I was right for me!"]] |
| 612 | ** "You can get addicted to a circumcision sadness... But you didn't have to [[GroinAttack CUT IT OFF!]] *Kimbra swings meat cleaver at crotch level, [[HighPressureBlood blood sprays everywhere]]* [[CarefulWithThatAxe ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]" |
| 613 | ** "Never happened and that ''happened and that'' '''''happened and that'''''" (Why is he saying "M" with his mouth when it should be "N"?) |
| 614 | ** "I don't even KNEE!" (''zoom in on Gotye's knee'') |
| 615 | ** "No, you didn't have to [[ToiletHumor poop]]! Have your friends forget your records and then [[FreezeFrameBonus chain]] [[CallBack JoJ!"]] |
| 616 | ** "You treat me like your friends and it feels [[VisualPun ruff-ruff]]" |
| 617 | ** "So when we found that we could not have sex, you said that we would still make a piiiiiiiiiiiie!" |
| 618 | ** The whole phone call between Gotye and Kimbra. |
| 619 | --> ''(phone rings)''\ |
| 620 | '''Gotye''': [[MemeticMutation FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]] HE-LLO!!\ |
| 621 | '''Kimbra''': Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over..."\ |
| 622 | Gotye's thoughts: Kimbra going "screwmescrewmescrewme"\ |
| 623 | '''Kimbra''' But I love you, Gotye...\ |
| 624 | '''Gotye''': FUUUUCK OFF!! ...guess I need to change my number! |
| 625 | ** And then Kimbra walks in and meets Gotye face to face... |
| 626 | --> '''Kimbra''': You hung up on somebody that you used!\ |
| 627 | '''Kimbra''': I don't want you to live. I want you hung up, hung up-- *noose appears around his neck*\ |
| 628 | Gotye blinks repeatedly fast (another Sony Vegas Pro editing flaw)\ |
| 629 | '''Kimbra''': Said that you could get it to go...\ |
| 630 | ''*Kimbra hands a UsefulNotes/McDonalds bag to Gotye and a hamburger rises up from the bag...*''\ |
| 631 | '''Gotye''': I don't even need your hamburger.\ |
| 632 | ''*BEGIN GOTYE VACUUM (Somehow, the planet Earth is sucked up by his mouth. After which, the color bars happen.)*'' |
| 633 | ** "Now you're just '''''nobody that I used to know''''', nobody!" |
| 634 | *** "Nobody-y-yyyy..." |
| 635 | ** In the end, Kimbra was merely a figment of his imagination. |
| 636 | *** ...[[TheEndOrIsIt OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT]] |
| 637 | ** But the kicker is when someone from the comments section tries to decipher what the hell just happened: |
| 638 | --> ''Ok, so from what I gathered, this is a story about a man who used to date a girl. He was hard on himself because he had 7 nipples and a huge mouth. He then fell into a depression that made him believe that the only one who could ever love him was, in fact, himself. He went to the doctors for a circumcision, hoping it would improve his sexual experience. The doctor, who was his girlfriend, cut his entire penis off (Probably accidental, but could have been on purpose.) The experience was so traumatizing it game him an awful speech impediment, making him stutter and on occasion bark like a dog and scream. Though they could no longer have sex, Gotye and his girlfriend could still do couple activities, like Gotye's favorite baking. Frustrated, Gotye breaks up with Kimbra, but remembers how good the sex was when she calls him again. The memories remind him of what he will never have again, so he gets angry and hangs up on her. They argue, and Kimbra feels so bad about it she takes him out for Mcdonalds, but he wanted to eat it in the resturant and forgot to get it to go, which made Gotye mad and he defiantly eats a pizza, a shoe, and eventually the Earth. The twist is at the end, Spiler Warning, that Kimbra never existed. He was the one who, in fact, chopped off his own penis and had sex with himself.''\ |
| 639 | \ |
| 640 | ''Either that or it was just a well done youtube poop. I really don't know what I'm talking about with these comments anymore.'' |
| 641 | |
| 642 | * Music/LinkinPark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRS5XTCgxo Want Candy Bars Stuck In Their "Divide"]] |
| 643 | ** "Wish I could find a way to '''SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP!'''" |
| 644 | ** "There's shit all around me." |
| 645 | ** "I remember black guys, cumming in my [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames face]]" ([[ThinkOfTheCensors VIDEO UNAVAILABLE]]) |
| 646 | ** "So give me Reese's to fill in this hole" (image of Goatse appears) |
| 647 | ** "[[ShapedLikeItself Watch the window go right out the window]], [[MindScrew what I meant to be what I meant to be be a memory of a window]]" |
| 648 | ** "Dutch Shosh..aw shit" |
| 649 | ** "I put my penis in your ass. Pushed as far as I can go." |
| 650 | ** "I Deserve [[MondegreenGag Dessert]]" |
| 651 | *** [[RelaxOVision Intermission: Chester Needs Some Private Time]] ([[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial enjoying his dessert, of course]]) |
| 652 | *** [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre CLIMAX COMPLETE]] |
| 653 | ** "All these words they make no sense, I find [[VideoGame/HotelMario mushrooms in one of the hotels]]!" |
| 654 | ** "You should shit on my chest over and over and over and over and over and gaaaaaaay." |
| 655 | ** "Remembering all the times you fucked me. I got so hard. ''OOOUUTTT TTTHHEEEE WWIIIIINNNNDDDOOOOOOWWWW!''" |
| 656 | ** "Crotch pain! Crotch pain!" |
| 657 | ** "Can't get enough cock in my ass." |
| 658 | ** "[[Music/JustinBieber Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhh~]]" "SHUT UP!" "Baby, baby, baby nooooooooo~" "SHUT UP!!! Your voice BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE-" "Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhh~" "[[BigShutUp SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!]] [[RageBreakingPoint I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!]]" |
| 659 | ** ''(starts stabbing Justin Bieber with a knife)'' "[[TakeThat I BLEED IT OUT]], [[MondegreenGag JUSTIN BIEBER!]] BLEED IT OUT, JUSTIN BIEBER! DIGGING DEEPER, DIGGING DEEPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, BLEED IT OUT!" |
| 660 | *** "[[TheStinger Ow, that didn't feel good!]]" |
| 661 | |
| 662 | * [[Music/JamesBlunt James B!unt]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBWHdcUQhg Exposes His Beautiful Genitalia at a Sandwich Shop]] (reuploaded by another user): |
| 663 | ** My life is pure SHIT! |
| 664 | ** I saw an angel...a ''fucking angel!'' She smiled at me at a Subway, but I was with another man... |
| 665 | ** She could see from my semen that I was fucking her face again! |
| 666 | ** I was eating a tuna sandwich at a Subway. On a subway. At a [=SUSway=]. At a [=BUSway=]. ''Sus '''sus SUS SUS~''''' (Alright, that's enough of that) |
| 667 | |
| 668 | * [[Music/{{PSY}} OPPA]] [[Music/GangnamStyle GODDAMN STYLE]], with hilarious subtitles! |
| 669 | -->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfMOGUi98Y cs188]] |
| 670 | ** Gangnam Style |
| 671 | *** Wangnam Style |
| 672 | *** Condom Style |
| 673 | *** Franchise/{{Gundam}} Style |
| 674 | *** Fundom Style |
| 675 | *** UsefulNotes/{{Saddam|Hussein}} Style |
| 676 | *** Random Style |
| 677 | *** Banana Style |
| 678 | *** '''[[TitleDrop Goddamn Style]]''' |
| 679 | ** "Grope a bottom style!" |
| 680 | ** "Imagine an ass drinking Dasani! Come pee on Johnny with your urine!" |
| 681 | ** "MINUS UNDERWEAR! Come and put your salami into your MAMA'S UNDERWEAR! Tonight you will stick your hand down into your [[UnusualEuphemism BANANA LAIR!]] Gonna upgrade my Norton today!" |
| 682 | ** "[[MondegreenGag I'm an owl, silence, you narwhal!]]... [''{{Beat}}''] (I don't know...)" |
| 683 | ** WRONG TRAIN! ...Idiot. "Oops!" '''TAKE 2''' |
| 684 | ** "I throw up in my ass sometimes!" |
| 685 | ** "Ayyyyyyy... Gettin' LAID! [[ButWeUsedACondom Broken condom style]]!" (oops) |
| 686 | ** "ATOM BOMB, ATOM BOMB [...] We are not unarmed... Korea got a bomb... maybe, maybe [[NukeEm US COULD BECOME A TARGET, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!]]" |
| 687 | *** This line later becomes HarsherInHindsight. |
| 688 | ** "F**k condoms!" |
| 689 | *** "[[FreezeFrameBonus Fun condom stats!]]" |
| 690 | ** [[TheUnintelligible (make up your own interpretation)]] |
| 691 | |
| 692 | * Music/KatyPerry [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VksVYb6TWLY Shoves A Candycane Somewhere And Can't Get It Out]] |
| 693 | ** "I know a place-- [[{{Music/Kesha}} downtown]], where there's semen in the water!" |
| 694 | ** "Euuuuggtthhhhh? Buttsecks. Buttsecks." |
| 695 | ** FIELD O' COCKS |
| 696 | ** "Fine fresh [[EatThat doo-doo popsicles]] playing underneath the palm trees!" |
| 697 | ** "[[Creator/BillyMays Nothing is more important than having your cock sucked!]] I'm talking about real slutty whores." |
| 698 | ** The [[{{Music/Rammstein}} Du Hast]] mashup. |
| 699 | |
| 700 | * Music/{{Train}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFu7Ni_wRQU Derails and hits Justin Bieber]] |
| 701 | ** This exchange: |
| 702 | -->'''[[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]]''': Hey, Mario, ain't that Music/JustinBieber on the radio? |
| 703 | -->'''[[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]]''' (while listening to a Justin Bieber song on the radio): ...[[BlatantLies No]]? |
| 704 | -->'''Pat Monahan''': Mario, fuck you and fuck the radio! |
| 705 | ** "I dreamed I shit on Justin Bieber's face." |
| 706 | ** "I'm sauce tonight." |
| 707 | ** "I have decided I wanna fuck your sister, and I'll ''always'' wanna do your mommmm!" |
| 708 | *** EYY! ''EYY!'' '''EYY!''' '''''EYY!''''' |
| 709 | ** "I want the world to see your sweet b00bies!" |
| 710 | ** "I went and let you suck my cock. My untrimmed cock. ''awkward zoom-ins on Pat's face'' I want the world to see my cock. Ooooooooooo '''''oooooooooooooooo'''''!" |
| 711 | ** "You're a virgin, and I'm Madonna, and I'm your sister." (wat o_o) |
| 712 | ** "I don't wanna miss a single thing…" "[[Music/{{Aerosmith}} And I don't wanna miss a thing]]…" |
| 713 | ** "Justin Bieber. I wanna stare at your hard erection." |
| 714 | ** "I'm so gay! ''So gay!'' '''''So gay'''''!" |
| 715 | ** "I need some drugs. I can't deny.....aaaaah..... '''''AAAAAH...AAAAAH...AAAAAH...AAAAAAAAAAH'''''!" |
| 716 | ** "The smell of [[VideoGame/HotelMario toast]] in every single [[VideoGame/HotelMario toaster]]." |
| 717 | ** "I'm so glad you have an untrimmed cock like me!" |
| 718 | ** "I don't wanna do a single thing." |
| 719 | ** "You blow my cock every single time! I'm so glad you suck my cock!" (Okay, that's enough, I could sit here all day and mix these sentences) |
| 720 | *** "[[OverlyLongGag Lipstick on my cock! I want the world to suck my cock! I'm so obsessed with my cock!]]" ("[[Series/PennAndTellerBullshit Shut the fuck up]]!") |
| 721 | ** "Fuck Justin Bieber tonight....nyeiiaahh." |
| 722 | ** "Hey! Wanna do some drugs with me?" |
| 723 | |
| 724 | * [[Music/ElectricSix Elictric Sex]] Invent Fire Using Genital Friction |
| 725 | --> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgoIJ-JfjHc&list=UUoujgi7vprsHw6DvXU2OwnA&index=3 cs188returns (sign in)]] [[https://archive.org/details/YTPElictricSexInventFireUsingGenitalFriction archive.org]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLNh0oAskGk YT reupload #1]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG5ZuDd253o YT reupload #2]] |
| 726 | ** The paintings being replaced with, among others, [[Series/SesameStreet Jack Black with Elmo]] and [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Dan Backslide]]. |
| 727 | ** [[Music/{{Friday}} Rebecca Black]]'s head [[TakeThat in the fireplace]]. |
| 728 | ** "Fire in the disco! ....... Fire in the [[{{Beat}} .....]] DISCO! [[RuleOfThree Fire in the disco!]]" ([[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment We already knew that]]) |
| 729 | ** "Don't you wanna know how we keep [[{{Spoonerism}} farting tires]]?" |
| 730 | ** "Danger, Danger... HAH!" |
| 731 | ** "When we kiss, I desire [[ProductPlacement Taco Bell]]!" |
| 732 | ** "Don't you wanna know how we keep eating Taco Bell at the Taco Disco [[ConversationCut at the]]-- gay bar, [[Creator/{{Valve}} Gabe Newell]] bar!" |
| 733 | ** "I wanna take you to a [[NukeEm nuclear war]]!" "[[CallBack ...wipe out China]]." ([[OverusedRunningGag I NEED TO STOP THAT]]) |
| 734 | ** "I got something to put in you!" (shows a duck) "I got SUS to put in you!" (shows [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]]) "I got something stupid in you!" (shows a washing machine) |
| 735 | ** "At the gay bar, [[Series/{{Community}} GHAAAAAAY]] bar!" |
| 736 | ** "[[TheStinger Don't you wanna know]] [[TakeThat how we killed]] Music/JustinBieber?" *JumpCut to Justin Bieber's face engraved on a tombstone with the subtitle "RIP"* |
| 737 | |
| 738 | * Music/BrunoMars [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86NyIifGHs Shoves a Grenade Somewhere Moist and Magical]] |
| 739 | ** "Easy come, [[DoubleEntendre easy]] ''[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre come]]''. Ohh [=OhhhO OhhhO=], from the first kiss had your ass wide open…" |
| 740 | ** "Beat meat 'til I'm numb." |
| 741 | ** "You'd watch me take a shit in the trash..." |
| 742 | ** Yum, carrots! |
| 743 | ** "You know I'd [[Creator/BillyMays SMASH MY HAND WITH THIS HAMMER]] for ya!" |
| 744 | ** "Yes, I would [[TakeThat take a bullet straight through]] Music/{{Train}} for ya!" (Meanwhile at the "Hey, Soul Sister" video...) |
| 745 | *** … *bang* … "Aa-aa--aah--ahahaah… I'm shot!" |
| 746 | ** "You said you love me but you're a liar cause you never, ever, ''ever'', '''''EVER''''' suck my cock." |
| 747 | ** "Bruno Mars has the strength, to pull this fully loaded, 80,000-pound [[LastSecondWordSwap pickle!]]" |
| 748 | ** "[[TheStinger Pain-nus Pain-nus]] [[DoubleEntendre Pain-nus Pain-nus]]!" |
| 749 | |
| 750 | * [[Music/{{Kesha}} Kee$ha]] [[http://youtu.be/nPdRsg9v37g the Whale Gets A Horse Stuck In Her Blow Hole]] |
| 751 | ** "Back door, crack whore!" |
| 752 | ** *licks a man's horse head mask* "[[MemeticMutation Look at that... whore.]]" |
| 753 | ** "Turds cover the floor! We're pretty sick, we're young and about to get HIV!" |
| 754 | ** "It's time to kill the DJ! Kill the DJ! '''Kill the DJ!''' '''''Kill''''' Stephen~!" |
| 755 | ** "Then I watched [=DurhamrockerZ's=] [[MediumAwareness YouTube Poop]], I laughed. Har har har" |
| 756 | ** "[[TakeThat It's time to kill]] [[Series/TheTonightShow Jay Leno!]]" (you have no idea how many ideas i'm out of for this) |
| 757 | |
| 758 | * Music/BlackEyedPeas [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZDNwazNpEQ Discover The Wonders Of Genitalia]] |
| 759 | ** "I got a vagina like Music/LadyGaga" |
| 760 | ** "Imma be smokin' that pot" |
| 761 | ** "Let's get a stalker in here!" (''Advertising/TheBurgerKing appears'') |
| 762 | ** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Not-the-bees!]] [[VoiceClipSong Not-the-bees Not-the-bees! Not-the-bees!]]" |
| 763 | *** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oroH9C_o6K4 Along with a five-minute extension.]] |
| 764 | |
| 765 | * [[Music/JustinBieber Dustbin Jieber]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCrzkdIoPw Enjoys A Sweaty Backdoor Fondue]] |
| 766 | ** "If I was your boyfriend, I'll never ever never ever never reven let you eat [[TitleDrop fondue]]." |
| 767 | ** "If I was your girl, I could never be your boy!" (LOGIC FTW) |
| 768 | ** "Girlfriend--dneirflrig--girlfriend you could be my fondue. I don't know 'bout [[CallBack FUUF]] but I know about SWAAWS. Spinnin' in the tub spin-spinnin' in the spinnninininin in the tub--[[CallBack BUDDY WITH TILT]]" |
| 769 | ** "I could be a downer--" "[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir YO HOLMES, SMELL 'YA LATER!]]" |
| 770 | ** "So give me your change..." ''(bang)'' "No." |
| 771 | ** "Sup guys, this is [=JuJtin Bieber=]! I love [[BallsGag balls]]." |
| 772 | ** "How easy is this? [[ToiletHumor You shit in the shower, and you get sweat and dirt all over!]]" |
| 773 | ** "[[OurProductSucks The cleansing bar is straight-up awful]]. After a concert, playing with my [[RunningGag balls]]." |
| 774 | ** "Wash my hair, wash my face, [[BrokenRecord washwashwashwashwashwashwashwash]]" |
| 775 | ** Justin Bieber getting pelted with [[RuleOfThree balls]]. |
| 776 | ** "How easy is this?" |
| 777 | -->Creator/BillyMays: [[CallBack It's not easy!]] |
| 778 | ** "The cleansing bar [[VisualPun washes away 15 dollars!]]" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "lol. Call now and end your life for just $19.95!" |
| 779 | ** "Look! [[Creator/JackBlack This OOPS sign has]]-- [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT]] stunning angles! Stunning anal!" (I guess this wasn't really necessary) |
| 780 | ** "[[TheStinger BOOOOBIE!]]" ''(*punch*) "...oww." |
| 781 | |
| 782 | * [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3bUC0KT84 Gives Too Much Head And Dies In Less Than 3 Minutes]] |
| 783 | ** "There's a place downtown where the '''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy DICKS!!]]''' come around!" |
| 784 | ** "We'll fuck like [[Franchise/{{Batman}} The Dark Knight...]]" |
| 785 | ** "There's a place downtown where the [[{{Squick}} freaks will cum in my dirty hole!]]" |
| 786 | ** "Drunk tits! Drunk tits!" ("[[Music/KanyeWest Beyonce had one of the best]]") "..tits!" |
| 787 | ** "I'm dancing with [[CallBack cum in my eyes!]] Just fightin' --[[NonSequitur trash cans]]." |
| 788 | ** "Turn me on! Turn me off! Turn me on! Off! Off! On!" |
| 789 | *** "Creator/BillyMays here for the Ke$ha Switch! The new wireless lightswitch that lets you control Ke$ha from anywhere!" "On! Off! On! Off! On! Off!" |
| 790 | ** "[[VideoGame/HotelMario Bowser]]'s looking for mah haaaaam..." |
| 791 | ** "Get off! Get off! Get off!" (Invisible penis is invisible) |
| 792 | ** "It's a hole in '''MY ASS!!''', it's a dirty '''[[ShapedLikeItself ASSHOLE!!]]'''" |
| 793 | *** "Turn me on! Take a '''SHIT!''' Take a '''SHIT!''' Everybody '''[[ClusterFBomb GO FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!]]''' |
| 794 | ** "I hope you die. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Go on and die!" ''(WTF [=KaBOOM=])'' |
| 795 | *** R.I.P. Ke$ha |
| 796 | |
| 797 | * [[Music/{{Macklemore}} Macklemore-Or-Less]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stedro0tM4w Pops Some Pills at the Gift Shop]] |
| 798 | ** "I'm gonna fuck my granddad's big asshole!" (That was probably a terrible way to start the video.) |
| 799 | *** "I'm gonna [[Website/{{Facebook}} tag my pocket!]]" |
| 800 | ** "This is fucking CUM!" |
| 801 | ** "Walk into the club like what up, I gotta shit..." |
| 802 | ** "Probably shoulda washed by cock. Smells like arse" [[DontExplainTheJoke (arse (noun): British slang for buttocks or ass.)]] |
| 803 | ** "Come take a pisssssssssss." |
| 804 | *** "But, it was a SHIT! It was [[BrokenRecord ninety-ninety-ninety-ninety]]..." |
| 805 | ** "That's $50 for a [[ToiletHumor Pee]] Shirt!" |
| 806 | ** "This is fucking [[Film/ThreeHundred SPARTA]]!" (*2007) |
| 807 | ** "I'm diggin'! I'm diggin'! I'm diggin'!" (THAT'S NOT DIGGING) "I'm diggin' up that [[MythologyGag JoJ]]! I'mma take your grandpa's hearse! No, for real." |
| 808 | ** "[[OverlyLongGag You can find me in the goodwill you can find me in the goodwill you can find me in the goodwill]]" |
| 809 | ** "Your mommy, your grammy, your auntie, your mammogrammy, mommy, I'll take those flannel geeber flammies, secondhand these flammy zimmies" |
| 810 | ** ''([[LampshadeHanging insert traditional cs188 censored penis here]])'' |
| 811 | ** "''I'm a pig!''" "This pig doll is awesome!" |
| 812 | ** The spoof cover with the [=JoJ=] gravestones in the background. |
| 813 | ** "[[TheStinger This bowl of cereal is fucking wholesommmeemmeemmee-]]" |
| 814 | |
| 815 | * Music/{{Eminem}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGU6QrKZIHw Drops His Toothbrush In The Toilet]] |
| 816 | ** "I'm not afraid... To take a shit on the balcony!" |
| 817 | ** "I just caaaaaaame~" |
| 818 | ** "All I'm trying to say is — [[Music/TheLonelyIsland I'm on a boat, motherfucker!]]" |
| 819 | ** "I'm raising the corn, and I don't know how" |
| 820 | ** “These demons, these motherfu-fu-fu—[[FreezeFrameBonus TSIMFUCKIS]]” |
| 821 | ** "And I'm [[TakeThat not a rapper]]. Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was '''[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy SHIT]]'''." |
| 822 | ** “I’m breaking out of… [[Music/AliciaKeys NEW YORKKKK]]! |
| 823 | ** "Butt or corn or butt or corn or butt or corn or [[LastSecondWordSwap buttered corn]]" |
| 824 | ** "I shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at '''[[BrickJoke MY DICK!]]'''" |
| 825 | ** “Everybody, come take my hand! Come take my hand! We’ll take this [[ToiletHumor SHIT]] together!” |
| 826 | |
| 827 | * Music/{{Blur}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMnJxOpGHxQ Gets A Massive Phone Bill / Erection]] |
| 828 | ** "[=SuS SuS=] on the year again, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed tiny cock]] in the pants" |
| 829 | ** "Gather the family round the table to eat [[ImAHumanitarian the family!]]" |
| 830 | ** "[[AssShove Tyre up the arse! OH-OHH-OHHHH!]]" |
| 831 | ** "A morning pee can be avoided if you take a [[ToiletHumour dirty poop]] straight through your car seat!" |
| 832 | *** "And then I'm happy for the rest of the day." ''([[DrivesLikeCrazy tire screeching sounds]])'' |
| 833 | ** "You should cut off your junk mate! Get circumcised!" |
| 834 | ** "[[YouNeedToGetLaid You should get some sex life mate!]] Know what I mean?" |
| 835 | ** " I met him in a [[ToiletHumor bathroom, where people go to pee]]. [[EatThat Where people go to drink their pee.]] [[ShapedLikeItself Where people go to the bathroom]]." |
| 836 | *** "The story of a crack addict!" *DUNDUNDUNDUN* |
| 837 | ** "[[MondegreenGag Phone Verizon! Phone Verizon!]] [[MondegreenGag All day]] Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday!" |
| 838 | ** "Regret your family!" |
| 839 | ** BARF LIFE |
| 840 | ** "I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, when [[BestialityIsDepraved I get enormously aroused]] [[HilariousInHindsight by the dirty pigeons!]]" |
| 841 | ** ''([[BrickJoke shit sound]])'' "[[PottyFailure I pooped in me trousers!]]" |
| 842 | ** "I'm a professional [[Franchise/StarWars Sith]]" |
| 843 | ** [[TheStinger "Take a knife]] [[GroinAttack through your gonads."]] |
| 844 | |
| 845 | * [[Music/TheBeatles The Death of]] [[Music/RevolverBeatlesAlbum Eleanor Gravy]] |
| 846 | --> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL4ly_vqj0Y cs188 (Sign-in Required)]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kca2LXuP4t4 cs188archives (No Sign-in Required)]] |
| 847 | ** Eleanor Rigby [[MundaneMadeAwesome picks up the rice at the store]]. Dies in a dream. Father [=McKenzie=] [[ThePeepingTom peeps at the window]] of Eleanor Rigby, look at him wanking in a jar by the door, watching her naked in the night.... |
| 848 | *** [[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck.]] |
| 849 | ** Father [=McKenzie=] wiping the cum from his hands as he walks from the window. Look at the sinner in the church. No one comes near Father [=McRigby=]. |
| 850 | ** Eleanor Ricey, look at her eating UsefulNotes/McDonalds in a church where food does not belong. Wearing her socks that she keeps in the church where no one has been. |
| 851 | ** Eleanor Eleany lives in a sock drawer. She also lives in a grave. Nobody saved her. Nobody cares. [[DyingAlone She died all alone....]] |
| 852 | *** ''[[BrickJoke What the fuck]]''. |
| 853 | ** She was buried by Father [=McKenzie=], wiping [[ToiletHumour doo-doo]] on her grave, writing the words of a [[MemeticMutation SuS]] that no one will hear. Cums in a ''wet dream''. |
| 854 | ** Eleanor [=McKenzie=] has socks that no one will wear. |
| 855 | ** Eleanor Gravy sucks cocks in the church when there's a sermon-- '''''whooooore''''' |
| 856 | ** [=EleanoronaelE=] rises from the grave.... |
| 857 | ** [=AaaahhaaaA=], look at all lla ta k at all at all the ugly people. ''[[CallBack Nobody wants a]] '''[[RunningGag JoJ.]]''''' |
| 858 | ** '''[[IceCreamKoan If a tree falls in a forest when there's nobody there, does it make a sound?]]''' |
| 859 | *** '''[[SubvertedTrope No]].''' |
| 860 | ** Bears ''Bears '''Bears [[BearsAreBadNews eat people....]]''''' |
| 861 | *** (....shows picture of a bunch of bears eating something....literally.) |
| 862 | ** Here, there, here, there, nowhere... |
| 863 | *** '''[[TheStinger Bearries in the thong!]]''' |
| 864 | |
| 865 | * Music/{{REM}} [[Music/OutOfTime Have Said Too Much]] |
| 866 | --> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eH8ofcLaY4 cs188returns]] |
| 867 | ** "I think I thought I [[MemeticMutation sauce]]" ([[DiscreditedMeme 1827678264th sauce joke ever made!]]) |
| 868 | ** "That's me in the spot, light, [[CallBack cumming in your eye]]" |
| 869 | ** *cue Wonderlust King* |
| 870 | ** [[TheStinger Fail.]] |
| 871 | |
| 872 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umL8N1j6Ip4 Kevin Rudolf Auto-Tunes His Penis]] |
| 873 | ** "I used to dream about sky falling from the sky." |
| 874 | ** "You pray to [[Music/LadyGaga Gaga]]..." ("Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro~") |
| 875 | ** "Pulled from da gutter, lookin' like a Gay Man!" |
| 876 | *** "Got a dick so hard I might [[Music/TheLonelyIsland jizz in my pants]]!" |
| 877 | ** "She caught lice, she's seen fifteen-- dicks." |
| 878 | ** "No one believes in God!" (zomg atheists :O) |
| 879 | ** "Now the mud is falling down to Earth, Therth" |
| 880 | ** "I made it, but [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I never made it]]" |
| 881 | *** "[[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld You didn't make it!]]" "I made it!" "You didn't make it!" "I made it!" "Bullshit, Luigi!" |
| 882 | |
| 883 | * [[Music/{{Kesha}} Kee$ha]] Smuggles Drugs in her Vagina |
| 884 | -->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok5ob0oRSME main channel]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjtEI8lzXcI alternate channel]] |
| 885 | ** Ke$ha getting a rude awakening |
| 886 | --> '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Gwonam]]''': You are a slut. ''[beat]'' |
| 887 | --> '''Ke$ha''': ...Maybe I need some sleep. |
| 888 | ** "Boy your cock is hard to find!" ([[CrackPairing OSAMA BEEN HIDIN']]) "I think about ''dick'' all the time!" *Kesha's boyfriend then kisses a clone of himself* '''''"SEMEN IN MY JEANS"''''' |
| 889 | ** "I love drugs! Zizizizizuhzuhzuhzuh." |
| 890 | ** "I'm stayin' up all night hopin' [[ShapedLikeItself hitting my head against my head]] [[BrokenRecord against my head against]]-- '''''[[CallBack MY HEAD]]'''''" |
| 891 | ** "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I love. When. Your. Hard. Pe-nis. Is. In. Me.]]" |
| 892 | *** I ''[[CallBack juj]]'' that bullshit ''bullshit''" |
| 893 | ** "So I got a question: do you wanna ''doo-doo'' in my basement?" |
| 894 | ** "I just can't get Jews off my mind!" |
| 895 | ** "My pee is rushing out of me!" |
| 896 | ** Kesha ends up sucking Luigi's cock. |
| 897 | *** ''"Like they say in Brooklyn: Early to bed, early to catch the worm."'' |
| 898 | *** '''''--BEEN HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!!!!''''' |
| 899 | |
| 900 | * [[Music/{{Train}} A Christmas Train]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxgkEmC5i-Q Filled With Coal]] |
| 901 | ** "There's a story that I was told, and I don't remember it, so let's forget it." |
| 902 | ** "Cum on Santa!" |
| 903 | ** GOT HOLIDAY SPIRIT? NEED EXLAX |
| 904 | ** "Cum on your grandma! Give your grandma a reason to wake up!" |
| 905 | ** "I got my penis on the ground!" |
| 906 | ** "[[Music/OutKast Shake it sh-shake it, Shake it sh-shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture!]]" |
| 907 | |
| 908 | * [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} Steven Tyler]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ1H8KBnnhM Shoots His Liquids Across The Urineverse]] |
| 909 | ** "I could [[{{Spoonerism}} weigh your steak]]...[[CallBack juj]]." |
| 910 | ** "I could [[DrivenToSuicide end my life]]..." scene fades to black with center text: '''R.I.P. Stevan Tayler''' |
| 911 | *** "...and stop breathing." |
| 912 | ** "Watch you smile while you are swallowing my ''semen!''" |
| 913 | ** "When I kiss your ass and '''''eat your cunt'''''!" |
| 914 | ** "Every moment spent with '''os-te-o-po-ro-sis''' is a moment I wanna close my eyes!" |
| 915 | *** "Fuck you ass-hole" |
| 916 | ** "I don't wanna smile, I don't wanna kiss, I just wanna [[ToiletHumour piss]]." |
| 917 | ** "I just wanna piss on you, just like this!" '''([[RelaxOVision R. Kelly demonstration is not available at this time]])''' |
| 918 | ** "I just wanna call [[CallBack HoH SiS]]" (...but, please don't.) |
| 919 | ** "The sweatiest dream would never do" (shows a fake book cover of ''The Sweatiest Dream'' by Uncle Funcle) |
| 920 | ** '''''"[[SelfDeprecation cs188 end your life]]"''''' |
| 921 | |
| 922 | * [[Music/LadyGaga Lady Gaggy]] [[https://archive.org/details/YTPLadyGaggyChokesOnHerMassiveTelephoneSizedMaleGenitals chokes on her Massive Telephone-sized Male Genitals]] |
| 923 | ** "[[ContentWarnings This video contains]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames ILLEGAL]] material not suitable elbatius" |
| 924 | ** Hello hello baby--" "I am going to have to break up with you." "Are you breaking up on me? You ''[[CountryMatters cunt]]'', are you fuckin' me?" |
| 925 | ** The ''entire'' scene where Lady Gaga is making out with Music/RickAstley, in ''prison'' of all places. |
| 926 | *** "Lady Gaga, you got a [[ShapedLikeItself gaga.]]" |
| 927 | *** "Gaga, you got a [[UnsettlinggenderReveal PEEENIS]]." |
| 928 | ** "Once you ''[[CensoredForComedy [bleep]]]'' a cow, you gotta make a burger." |
| 929 | ** "[[MemeticMutation Sauce]], [[MondegreenGag hand off mah nigga.]]" |
| 930 | ** "We did it, honey-babe. Now let's go [[VideoGame/HotelMario check out the enclosed instruction book.]]" |
| 931 | ** "[[TheStinger Hummers. Hummers. Hummers.]]" |
| 932 | |
| 933 | * [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPTkboQ8jxI is F**kin' Wasted]] |
| 934 | ** "Wake up in the mo-mo feelin' like [[ToiletHumor peein' in the bottle]]" |
| 935 | ** "I'm talkin' pedicure on our phones, phones! Tryin' on all our toes, toes! Boys blowin' up my clothes, clothes!" |
| 936 | ** "I'm gonna hit this spit" (HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HUGE BLUNT)" |
| 937 | ** "...but we [[GroinAttack kick 'em in the dick]] unless they look like [=McSwagger=]" |
| 938 | |
| 939 | * [[https://youtu.be/6DHnoZwJxnQ Finger Eleven Sing About Their Sexual Fantasies]] (mirror by user "Unknown") |
| 940 | ** "I've decided that I'm cumming out" |
| 941 | ** "I've been pissing in a swimming pool!" |
| 942 | ** "[[ToiletHumour I gonna take a shit in your mouth]], and I don't care, cause I'm on cocaine!" |
| 943 | ** [[ThinkOfTheCensors DEFINITELY CENSORED]] |
| 944 | ** "But I'm okay to take it up my behind!" |
| 945 | ** "Mongolia!" |
| 946 | |
| 947 | * Music/JasonDerulo [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHqJbGFlCm0 Gets Incredible Head]] |
| 948 | --> "Wha-wa-wa-wa-what did he say?!" |
| 949 | ** "I can see you [[IntercourseWithYou going down on my head]], you cum all over me." |
| 950 | ** "You'll see my --[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames head?]]" |
| 951 | ** "I just came [[Music/TheLonelyIsland in my pants]]!" |
| 952 | ** "I'll be your teacher and I'll --[[Music/{{Creed|Band}} show you everything]]" ''[[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre cue pixelated]] GagPenis]'' |
| 953 | ** "Feel my meat~" ''[cue shadowed out sex scene with aforementioned GagPenis]'' |
| 954 | |
| 955 | * [[Music/BrunoMars Bruno's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2fRCQoxf3w Uptown Rectal Cleansing Sing-along PSA]] |
| 956 | ** [[ContentWarnings PARENTAL ASSVISORY: TOILET CONTENT]] |
| 957 | *** [[SelfDeprecation "Just believe me, don’t watch... Just believe me, don’t watch"]] |
| 958 | *** This has basically become [[RunningGag the standard intro]] for all of [=CS188=]'s videos from 2020 onward. |
| 959 | ** "There's SHIT in that ASS HOLE, Michelle's wiping a TRUCK LOAD" |
| 960 | ** "Thiiiiiiiiiis oooooooooone’s for them [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Golden Girls]], them gold girls, [[LikesOlderWomen them hot girls]]" |
| 961 | ** "Got drugs?" [[UnreadablyFastText "bro hells yea im a producer... of drugs"]] |
| 962 | ** I'm [[MondegreenGag Soap-ready]]. |
| 963 | ** "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] this, I'm too tired, man!" |
| 964 | ** "So say my name, you know who I am, I'm a piece o' SHIT" ''[mouth gets scrubbed out with toilet brush]'' [[Creator/BillyMays "So, throw away that smelly toilet brush!"]] |
| 965 | ** "Gotta masturbate on myself." |
| 966 | ** "[[SelfDeprecation This song sucks]]." ([[UnreadablyFastText Not the opinion of cs188]]) |
| 967 | ** "'Cause uptown funk gon' [[SdrawkcabSpeech 'nog knuf nwotpu esuac']] ''[[RepeatCut 'cause uptown funk gon' 'nog knuf nwotpu esuac']]'' '''''[[RepeatCut 'cause uptown funk gon' 'nog knuf nwotpu esuaC']]'''''"" |
| 968 | ** "It's Saturday night and we're we're on the POT!" |
| 969 | ** "Wait a Minute!" Followed by the camera focusing on [[FunnyBackgroundEvent a pizza sign with the word ASS above it]]. |
| 970 | ** [[FreezeFrameBonus The receipt that Bruno throws away charges him]] [[ExpensiveGlassOfCrap $25 for one sip of liquor,]] [[ForgotToPayTheBill $10 for not paying the bill,]] and [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $50]] for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking being Bruno Mars.]] |
| 971 | ** "Music/{{Coolio}}! Get to stretch that pussy! We gonna shoot up Harlem, Jackiewood, Harson, Mississippi!" |
| 972 | ** "We gonna shit in a fresh jar of Skippy." |
| 973 | ** Bruno touches the finger of God (from [[Art/SistineChapel "The Creation of Adam"]] by Creator/MichelangeloBuonarroti). |
| 974 | ** "Don't say my name, you don't know who I am! I'm not [[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam Sam-I-Am]], I'm not Music/WillIAm, [[BrokenRecord I'm not who I am I am-amamam-amamam-amamam...!]]" |
| 975 | ** [[TheStinger "Just film my crotch!"]] |
| 976 | |
| 977 | * Music/SirMixALot [[https://youtu.be/_ynaX7PtJe0 Shakes Out a Turbo Turd]] [[note]]([[https://archive.org/details/YTPSirMixALotShakesOutATurboTurd Archive.org for the copyright claimed]])[[/note]] |
| 978 | --> [[JustHereForGodzilla This is probably what most of you subscribe to me for, right?]] Enjoy this "[[{{Pun}} itty bitty waste]]" ([[LampshadeHanging sorry, terrible pun...]]). |
| 979 | ** "Oh... my... god... It's Music/{{Beck|Musician}}." ("[[PopCultureIsolation Wait, who the hell is Beck?]]") |
| 980 | ** "Becky, look at her big. It is so butt. She lool ehS" |
| 981 | *** "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal Look at her dick.]]" |
| 982 | ** "Gross." [[VisualPun 144]] |
| 983 | ** "She looks like a [[ProductPlacement Total]] prostitute." "[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!]]" |
| 984 | ** "[[JumpScare I LIKE]] [[PedoHunt boy's butts and I cannot lie]]! You other brothers cannot lie!" |
| 985 | ** "When a brother walks in with an itty bitty waist and a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed big dick]] in your face, you get sprung!" |
| 986 | ** "Wanna [[ProductPlacement Pull-up]], cause you notice that butt was [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom FLUFFED]]!" |
| 987 | ** Sir Mix-a-lot swatting a random fly. |
| 988 | ** "I'm hooked, and I can't stop swearing! [[ClusterFBomb Oh, Damn it, you fat fucking bitch!]] Lol!" |
| 989 | ** "I'm tired to [[ParentalIncest masturbating to my mama's average butt]]!" |
| 990 | ** "My homeboys try to warn me, but that buttcheese sweat makes me so horny!" |
| 991 | ** "Creator/MichaelRosen got back!" |
| 992 | *** Then his tongue click is [[VoiceClipSong set to the record scratching]] |
| 993 | ** "I'm lookin' at [[UnusualEuphemism yo-yos]]." |
| 994 | ** "Mix-a-lot's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that [[FreezeFrameBonus Butthole Pizza!]]"[[note]] Piss Hut's changing... with 7 new pizzas we're raising the assss factor. So if you love [[BlackComedy roasted babies]], cum, olives & baby spinach try our new Italian chicken or Italian vagina... which will you try? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[[/note]] |
| 995 | ** "Got it goin' like a [[TitleDrop Turbo Turd!]]" |
| 996 | ** "You say you wanna [[ToiletHumor poo in my bed?]]" |
| 997 | ** "I'm lawn, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the lotion on! Sauce!" ([[FreezeFrameBonus CS only does this because it's fun to annoy his viewers]]) |
| 998 | ** "Cause your waist is fat and your curves are kickin'! And I'm thinkin' about stickin' my dick in the chicken!" ''([[CargoShip humps a raw chicken]])'' |
| 999 | ** "I'm tired of playin' [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Warcraft]]!" |
| 1000 | ** "You can have them Cheerios, I'll keep my Anaconda-O's!" |
| 1001 | ** "[[TakeThat To Hell with]] Music/MarilynManson!" |
| 1002 | ** "I'm actin' like a tree. TREES GOT BARK!" ([[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration your face]] [[FacePalm right now]]) |
| 1003 | ** "Bill Nye the Science Guy makes me so horny!" (''cue modified Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy intro'') |
| 1004 | ** "I want a real Triple X SLUT! So, ladies, if you want to [[ToiletHumor shit on me]], [[ForInconveniencePressOne dial 911]]!" |
| 1005 | ** [[TheStinger "Baby Back Ribs!"]] |
| 1006 | |
| 1007 | * Music/{{Train}} [[https://youtu.be/HzoHPyad4BA Derails (Deluxe "Re-Trimmed Chest" Edition)]] |
| 1008 | ** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] is seen listening to ''[[Music/DuaLipa Levitating]]'' on the radio. This exchange occurs: |
| 1009 | --> '''Pat Monahan:''' Hey Mario! Ain't that Music/DuaLipa on the radio?\ |
| 1010 | '''[[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]]:''' [[BlatantLies ...No?]] [[FunWithSubtitles (Mario is clearly]] [[FreezeFrameBonus a fucking idiot)]]\ |
| 1011 | '''Pat:''' MARIO, [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU!]]\ |
| 1012 | '''Mario:''' (''in a toilet bowl'') Where am I?\ |
| 1013 | '''Pat:''' [[ToiletHumour I'M GONNA POOP ON MARIO'S STUPID FACE!]]\ |
| 1014 | '''Mario:''' Uh oh! It's been one of those days... |
| 1015 | ** "I went and let you [[VisualPun lick my cock]], my [[RunningGag untrimmed cock!]]" |
| 1016 | ** "I want [[CreatorCameo cs188]] to [[FemaleGaze stare at my hard erection!]]" |
| 1017 | ** "I'm watching ''WesternAnimation/RugRats on my TV!" (commercial break shows [[CallBack Home Savers Foundation Repair advertisement]]) "HEYYYY HOH SISTER! [[OverusedRunningGag Ain't that a dead meme?]]" |
| 1018 | ** [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} "I don't wanna miss a thing!"]] |
| 1019 | *** "[[ToiletHumor I just wanna piss on you,]] [[RelaxOVision just like this!]]" ([[CallBack R. Kelly demonstration not available at this time...]] [[TakeThat ...and especially not now]] [[RealitySubtext since he's in prison! :)]]) |
| 1020 | ** "I don't wanna be an asshole, I just wanna be an [[AssShove asshole fister]]!" |
| 1021 | ** "I can smell my feet now finally! ([[CallBack feet from Pooping The Charts Vol. 100 appear]]) In fact, I can blow myself now finally!" |
| 1022 | ** HOW TRAIN WILL REACT TO THIS YTP: "I need some pistols so you can watch me [[BoomHeadshot blow your brains]] right out on the rug! Watching you bleed's the only thing I need TONIGHT!" |
| 1023 | ** TheStinger has Pat mentioning about his cock, such as declaring that everyone will suck it and there's lipstick on it...which [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome unsurprisingly causes YouTube to remove the video for violating their terms and conditions on video content.]] |
| 1024 | |
| 1025 | * "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_33ItUC9k Brick by Brick, Suck My...]]", a very NSFW remix of the theme song for ''VideoGame/LegoIsland''. |
| 1026 | --> '''Infomaniac:''' Oops! You have to [[PrisonRape put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.]]\ |
| 1027 | [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]\ |
| 1028 | '''Infomaniac:''' OOPS! |
| 1029 | ** "You can be a butthole, drive a big-ass truck. You can make pee-pee yellow like a duck." |
| 1030 | ** "Brick by brick, suck my dick. No matter how thin, no matter how thicc." |
| 1031 | *** The second time this line from the chorus plays, it is synced with Danny from ''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy'' shouting "Suck my dick! Or cock!". |
| 1032 | ** "[[ParentalSexualitySquick Papa fucked mama]], and [[BrotherSisterIncest Laura fucked Nick]]. You can jizz a fountain if you do it brick by brick." |
| 1033 | *** "...and Laura gave a BJ. You can shit a mountain..." |
| 1034 | *** "...and Laura sucks dick. You can make some babies [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces if ya do it in the road.]]" |
| 1035 | *** "...Nick blew a big load in Laura's mouth." |
| 1036 | ** "Faster than a motherboard, bigger than a billboard, louder than a DJ [[{{Gasshole}} fartin' all night]]." |
| 1037 | ** "Pedal to the '''''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} METAAAAALLLL]]''''' [[ExtremeOmnivore ...eat banana peel.]] You're in the driver's seat, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and you're behind the seat."]] |
| 1038 | ** "We're gonna cruise the island, there's something you should know: [[MindScrew There ain't no island, you're gonna get trolled]]." |
| 1039 | ** "The ambulance was stolen and we think Brickster's plan is to fuck up the town!" |
| 1040 | ** "I made a sex machine, red, yellow and black! ''[[CallBack (And even black.)]]'' There ain't no anal" (cue :( face and [=cs188=] saying "Sorry") |
| 1041 | ** "All around the island; we're goin' 'round the island; we're goin' 'round the island; [[BrokenRecord we're goin' 'round the island;]] [[OverlyLongGag we're goin' 'round the island;]] we're go--" ''[RecordNeedleScratch]'' |
| 1042 | |
| 1043 | * "[[https://youtu.be/deF_pUtpj2E Tom's Diner but it's an absolute trainwreck]]" by [[Music/SuzanneVega Suzanne Veganne.]] |
| 1044 | ** "I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting [[BrokenRecord and I'm waiting and I'm waiting]] [[SensoryAbuse AND I'M WAITING...]]" |
| 1045 | *** When, after all that waiting, the man distractedly starts pouring the coffee all over the counter, she tries to call out the abysmal service. He dumps the coffee on her head in response. |
| 1046 | ** Tired of the nonsense, she reads the newspaper. The headline is of a woman who died [[ExplainExplainOhCrap while drinking the coffee at the diner on the corner]]. She [[{{Beat}} pauses]], then throws the coffee out the window. |
| 1047 | ** "There's a woman on the outside looking inside - does she see me? No, she does not really see me 'cause [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment she does not really see me.]] She's blind." |
| 1048 | *** Then Suzanne realizes that the woman with the umbrella isn't really blind, and watches as the woman sticks the umbrella [[AssShove up her asshole.]] |
| 1049 | ** "I am thinking of doing some drugs before I catch the train!" (Heavily distorted do-dos) |
| 1050 | ** She continues stating that the man ''inside the coffee'' claiming the rain will continue... only for the rain to make her coffee wet, [[MindScrew even though water is among the ingredients used to make it]]. |
| 1051 | ** She's [[{{Corpsing}} trying not to laugh]] at the morgue because she knows the man dying is a tragedy, but can't help it because [[UndignifiedDeath suddenly dying while peeing is that ridiculous]]. |
| 1052 | ** She reads the paper again, turning to a story of a [=YouTuber=] named [=Drivr3Joe=] who died while laughing at meme videos.[[note]]"It was no one I had heard of..."[[/note]] |
| 1053 | ** "I am looking out the window at some woman who is [[CallBack turning a sphere outside in,]] and nobody fucking cares!" |
| 1054 | ** "... and I finish up my drugs, and it's time to listen to Music/{{Train}}." |
| 1055 | *** ''[[CallBack Hey Soul Sister]]'' [[CallBack plays]], but Pat Monahan suddenly [[LookBothWays gets run over by a train.]] |
| 1056 | --> '''Suzanne:''' Oops, I meant "Watch out for the train"![[note]]that mashup wasn't going to happen anyway...[[/note]] |
| 1057 | ** "And it's time to delete Windows, and it's time to catch some Franchise/{{Pokemon}}!" |
| 1058 | ** The very {{NSFW}} outro, complete with the [[RunningGag Parental Assvisory:]] [[ToiletHumor Toilet Content]] warning label. |
| 1059 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsuryjEpacE&pp=ygUMZ29yaWxsYXogeXRw "Grillahhz: Buttcrack Island",]] a parody of "Cracker Island" by {{Music/Gorillaz}} |
| 1060 | ** At the presentation of the Parental Assvisory: Toilet Content label: "They didn't know it's just a parody." |
| 1061 | ** "On crack again 'cause I was bored. Oh jeez... I'm collecting all the dogs." ''(Multiple images of real-life dogs surround 2-D, barking at him)'' |
| 1062 | ** "Where the truth was not the truth (forever lies), and the crackers are consumed." ("[[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit No crackers!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/AGrandDayOut We've forgotten the crackers!]]''") |
| 1063 | ** [[ToiletHumour "Pee on my floormats every day. (I pissed myself) In the end I made a mess. (I drank too much)]] In the end I had to pay for new floormats every day. And I had to die. (forever dead)" |
| 1064 | --> ''R.I.P. the 3D version of 2-D or something'' |
| 1065 | ** "Nothing more to s-" ''(2-D gets cut off by a giant mute icon, which he waves away from him)'' |
| 1066 | *** Which is soon followed by 2-D falling asleep at the phone booth. |
| 1067 | ** "GIANT COCK!" ''(A picture of a rooster appears on the TV)'' "[[BlatantLies You didn't see nothin'.]]" |
| 1068 | ** "They taught themselves to be a [=CUuUAaAUaGhUaUh?!?=] Oh jeez..." |
| 1069 | ** "On Crappy Island, it was racist... OH NO-" |
| 1070 | ** "PAIR O' BALLS!" |
| 1071 | ** "Where my voice was [[StylisticSuck aUtOtUnEd]] ([[TakeThat Forever worse]])" |
| 1072 | ** "They taught themselves to be a bee" ''(Murdoc turns into a bee)'' "They didn't know how to pollinate." ''(Bee!Murdoc tries to pollinate a flower with no success)'' "They taught themselves to be a nose" ''(Murdoc's face becomes a giant green nose)'' "They didn't know seasonal allergies." ''([=YouTuber=] [[=ThisGuyTomTV=]] is shown sneezing)'' |
| 1073 | --> ''And 2-D forgot how to rhyme'' |
| 1074 | ** In the end, 2-D decides to drink his own urine... much to everyone else's shock and disgust. |
| 1075 | ** The stinger for cs188's Patreon: |
| 1076 | -->'''2D:''' Thank you! Thank you everyone!\ |
| 1077 | '''Thundercat:''' What the fuck is this?\ |
| 1078 | '''2D:''' Supporters on Patreon.\ |
| 1079 | '''Thundercat:''' Who fucking cares?!\ |
| 1080 | '''2D:''' In the end I will be paid.\ |
| 1081 | '''Thundercat:''' What the fuck for?\ |
| 1082 | '''2D:''' Nothing more to say... ''(Trollface ensues)'' |
| 1083 | [[/folder]] |
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