Line #37 Funny/HellUniverse


1	%%Copied from the old SU non-canon page
2	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC31A1dv4b8 Welcome to the Hell Universe.]]
3	** "[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Autobots]], [[FusionDance transform]] and roll out!"
4	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83w4_kjBsrw Return to the Hell Universe: Universal Boogaloo.]]
5	** [[VideoGame/GoatSimulator Steven Jr. Simulator]]
6	** Greg telling Steven the story of [[Series/HowIMetYourMother how he met his mother.]]
7	** Greg serenading Rose with [[Music/{{Oasis}} "Wonderwall"]] and [[Music/{{Seal}} "Kiss From A]] [[{{Pun}} Rose".]]
8	** Pearl singing "I'm not about to fold" as she's folding Steven's tee-shirt.
9	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9GHVOSLGFU Hell Universe: Alpha Patience Sapphire]]
10	** [[WebVideo/JonTron "I just wanna get real]] [[TearJerker/StevenUniverse sad!"]]
11	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ebHvxH6pGs Hell Universe Special:]] [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants They Might Be Giant Women]]
12	** "What's that blue thing doing here?"
13	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8lJ6Crni8g Hell Universe: Electronic Japery]]
14	** [[Film/TheAvengers2012 You want me to put]] [[VisualPun the hammer down?!?!]]
15	** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland I JUST]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything HAD SEEEX]]
16	** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants I don't need it...]]
17	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNOTj9Kgtss Hell Universe: Clodhopper]]
18	-->'''WebVideo/JonTron:''' [[SincerityMode This is fantastic, y'know, I-I didn't know it could get this good. I dunno how they're gonna top this!]]
19	-->'''Steven:''' (''to Peridot'') You're a Crystal Gem!
20	-->'''[=JonTron=]:''' (''Ascending to Heaven'') Oh-oh, I'M COMIN' I J- I- I'M DONE HERE I'VE FULFILLED MY PURPOSE I- I AIN'T NEED TO SEE NO MORE SHIT DOWN HERE.
21	** A recap...
22	-->''Announcer: On the last episode of "Camp Pining Hearts"...''
23	-->(SmashCut to [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Dipper]] giving [[Recap/GravityFallsS1E15TheDeepEnd Mermando]] [[KissOfLife reverse-CPR.]])
24	** "Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl- [[Theatre/LesMiserables AND I'M JAVERT."]]
25	** ''"[[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance But still in matters vegetable, animal and general,]] [[MajorGeneralSong I am the very model of a modern major mineral!]]"''
26	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc03mVgZ_fA Hell Universe Special: A Hell of Your Own Creation]]
27	** Garnet's call...
28	-->'''Garnet''': Hello. This... is Mum Universe.
29	-->''[[Music/{{Drake}} You used to call me on my cell-phone...]]''
30	** "Aw, I'm taking back all my cool nicknames for her. So long, Peri and P-dot! Hello...BITCH!"
31	** Lapis doing [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji's Rant.]]
32	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZAKGCQpWK4 Hell Universe: Hellbent]]
33	-->'''Connie:''' Shhh! Keep your voice down!
34	-->(Cookie Cat radio blips)
35	-->'''[[Series/StrangerThings Will Byers:]]''' ''[[Music/TheClash -come on and let me know... Should I stay or should I go?'']]
36	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixc8d_IfQ9c Hell Universe: Hell is Other People]]
37	** Crossed with SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic:
38	-->[[Anime/CowboyBebop "Alright, now three, two, one, let's jam."]]
39	** [[Music/NinjaSexParty "Brian]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext I know you love bloopy reggae jams!"]]
40	** Another call from Garnet:
41	-->'''[[Series/{{Friends}} Joey:]]''' Hello?
42	-->''''Garnet:''' Hello. This... is Mum Universe.
43	-->'''Joey:''' ...Estelle?
44	-->(Pause)
45	-->'''Garnet:''' Don't call again.
46	-->'''Joey''': Okay...
47	-->(They hang up)
48	-->'''Joey''': Out of area; boy, I'll say!
49	** [[WebVideo/JonTron The movie...]] [[SuddenlyShouting THE MOVIE!]]

Context Funny / HellUniverse