Follow TV Tropes

Following

Context Funny / Tombstone

Go To

1* Doc and Wyatt's brothers egging him about his obvious attraction to Josephine, daring him to make a move at a party, which he doesn't.
2-->'''Doc:''' I stand corrected, Wyatt. You are an oak!\
3[''Later when Josephine invites him for a picnic and rides off ahead of him'']\
4'''Wyatt:''' [''To himself''] [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I'm an oak alright...]] [''Follows after her'']
5* Doc Holliday defusing a tense standoff between the Cowboys and the Earps by spinning a cup around his finger in mocking of Johnny Ringo's admittedly impressive GunTwirling. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Cowboys though it was funny!]]
6* "I have not yet begun to defile myself."
7* After being told he's probably so drunk he's seeing double, Holliday responds, "I have two guns. One for each of ya."
8* Wyatt's line to Johnny Tyler (the obnoxious, bullying card dealer): "You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
9* One exceptionally cranky Cowboy gives Wyatt a little too much guff while springing Ike from jail. Wyatt retorts back by quickly snatching the man's own gun from his belt and [[PistolWhipping hammering him square in the face with it]], shutting the jerk up but good.
10* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to be interrupted when Doc Holliday comes into the scene. Tyler stops short entirely [[OhCrap in shock]] when he hears Doc address Wyatt by name and realizes just who he was messing with. Doc and the Earp brothers exchange greetings and have a pleasant conversation for a couple minutes with Tyler standing awkwardly in the background, almost unnoticed, until there's a lull in the conversation and the four of them look over at the man.
11-->'''Doc''': Oh, Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.\
12'''Johnny''': ''(slowly starts backing away)''\
13'''Wyatt''': Leave the shotgun.\
14'''Johnny''': ''(slowly setting the gun on the ground)'' [[SincerityMode Thank you.]]
15* "Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

Top