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* Doc and Wyatt's brothers egging him about his obvious attraction to Josephine, daring him to make a move at a party, which he doesn't.
-->'''Doc:''' I stand corrected, Wyatt. You are an oak!\\
[''Later when Josephine invites him for a picnic and rides off ahead of him'']\\
'''Wyatt:''' [''To himself''] [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I'm an oak alright...]] [''Follows after her'']
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* Doc Holliday defusing a tense standoff between the Cowboys and the Earps by spinning a cup around his finger.

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* Doc Holliday defusing a tense standoff between the Cowboys and the Earps by spinning a cup around his finger.finger in mocking of Johnny Ringo's admittedly impressive GunTwirling. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Cowboys though it was funny!]]
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* "Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
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'''Johnny''': ''(slowly setting the gun on the ground'' [[SincerityMode Thank you.]]

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'''Johnny''': ''(slowly setting the gun on the ground'' ground)'' [[SincerityMode Thank you.]]
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* One exceptionally cranky Cowboy gets a little too confrontational with Wyatt while springing Ike from jail. Wyatt retorts back by quickly snatching the man's own gun from his belt and [[PistolWhipping hammering him square in the face with it]], shutting him up but good.

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* One exceptionally cranky Cowboy gets gives Wyatt a little too confrontational with Wyatt much guff while springing Ike from jail. Wyatt retorts back by quickly snatching the man's own gun from his belt and [[PistolWhipping hammering him square in the face with it]], shutting him the jerk up but good.
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* One exceptionally cranky Cowboy gets a little too confrontational with Wyatt while springing Ike from jail. Wyatt retorts back by quickly snatching the man's own gun from his belt and [[PistolWhipping hammering him square in the face with it]], shutting him up but good.
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* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to be interrupted when Doc Holliday comes into the scene. Doc and the Earp brothers exchange pleasantries and have a pleasant conversation for a couple minutes with Tyler standing awkwardly in the background, almost unnoticed, until there's a lull in the conversation and the four of them look over at the man.

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* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to be interrupted when Doc Holliday comes into the scene. Tyler stops short entirely [[OhCrap in shock]] when he hears Doc address Wyatt by name and realizes just who he was messing with. Doc and the Earp brothers exchange pleasantries greetings and have a pleasant conversation for a couple minutes with Tyler standing awkwardly in the background, almost unnoticed, until there's a lull in the conversation and the four of them look over at the man.

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* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to hear from Doc that he almost threatened Wyatt Earp.
-->'''Johnny''': ''Wyatt Earp''?\\
'''Doc''': I apologize, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now.\\

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* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to hear from be interrupted when Doc that he Holliday comes into the scene. Doc and the Earp brothers exchange pleasantries and have a pleasant conversation for a couple minutes with Tyler standing awkwardly in the background, almost threatened Wyatt Earp.
-->'''Johnny''': ''Wyatt Earp''?\\
'''Doc''':
unnoticed, until there's a lull in the conversation and the four of them look over at the man.
-->'''Doc''': Oh, Johnny,
I apologize, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now.\\
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'''Doc''': Why, Johnny Tyler, I forgot you were there. You may go now.\\

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'''Doc''': Why, Johnny Tyler, I apologize, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now.\\
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* "I have two guns. One for each of ya."

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* After being told he's probably so drunk he's seeing double, Holliday responds, "I have two guns. One for each of ya."



'''Doc''': Why, Johnny Tyler, I forgot you were standing there. You may go.\\

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'''Doc''': Why, Johnny Tyler, I forgot you were standing there. You may go.go now.\\
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* Wyatt's line to Johnny Tyler (the obnoxious, bullying card dealer): "You gonna do something, or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

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* Wyatt's line to Johnny Tyler (the obnoxious, bullying card dealer): "You gonna do something, or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
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* Doc Holliday defusing a tense standoff between the Cowboys and the Earps by spinning a cup around his finger.
* "I have not yet begun to defile myself."
* "I have two guns. One for each of ya."
* Wyatt's line to Johnny Tyler (the obnoxious, bullying card dealer): "You gonna do something, or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
* After Wyatt drives Johnny Tyler out of the hotel, Tyler comes back with a shotgun to get revenge, only to hear from Doc that he almost threatened Wyatt Earp.
-->'''Johnny''': ''Wyatt Earp''?\\
'''Doc''': Why, Johnny Tyler, I forgot you were standing there. You may go.\\
'''Johnny''': ''(slowly starts backing away)''\\
'''Wyatt''': Leave the shotgun.\\
'''Johnny''': ''(slowly setting the gun on the ground'' [[SincerityMode Thank you.]]
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