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2	'''''Seasons:''''' [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason1 Season 1]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason2 Season 2]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason3 Season 3]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason4 Season 4]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason5 Season 5]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason6 Season 6]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason7 Season 7]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason8 Season 8]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason9 Season 9]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason10 Season 10]] \| '''Season 11''' \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason12 Season 12]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason13 Season 13]]\
3	'''''Movies:''''' ''Funny/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie'' \| ''[[Funny/TheSpongebobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'' \| ''[[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOnTheRun Sponge on the Run]]''\
4	'''''Other:''''' ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]'' \| ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsEmployeeOfTheMonth Employee of the Month]]'' \| ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom Battle for Bikini Bottom]]'' \| ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'' -]]]]]
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7	[[caption-width-right:350:You don't look so good, Mr. Patrick.]]
8
9	!!216A - Cave Dwelling Sponge
10	* The cave-sponge at one point uses his club to hit a fish in the butt, causing it to become red and swollen.
11	* [=SpongeBob=] and the cave-sponge dancing atop city hall after being handed top hats and canes by the police.
12	* This exchange:
13	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Good Morning, Squidward!
14	--> '''Squidward''': It was.
15	* The moment when Perch Perkins declares that [=SpongeBob=] and Mr. Krabs are confronting the cave-sponge at City Hall.
16	--> '''Mr. Krabs''': We will?
17	--> ''cue scene change to City Hall, which has exactly that happen''
18	* Perch Perkins was pretty funny in this episode as a whole, but this final lines stand out especially:
19	--> '''Perch Perkins''': And everything went back to normal. If only until next episode...
20	* This exchange:
21	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?
22	--> '''Patrick''': It's cutting into my early morning nature nap.
23
24	!!216B - The Clam Whisperer
25	* Patrick bawling his eyes out over [[FelonyMisdemeanor lying to [=SpongeBob=] about knowing what migration is]].
26	* Squidward warns [=SpongeBob=] to stop feeding them or else they'll poop more, which they did all over his house. And then himself. It's enough to traumatize him to avoid the clams when they show up at the Krusty Krab.
27	-->'''Squidward''': (crying as he scrubs himself in the tub) I'LL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!
28	* One of the clams scares away a man and is given attention by a woman who mistakes the clam for her blind date.
29
30	!!217A - Spot Returns
31	* Karen shutting down and needing to reboot after [[CutenessProximity gushing over how adorable Spot's puppies are]].
32	* In this episode, Patrick is Mr. Krabs' guard dog.
33	* Plankton's approach to giving people amoeba puppies.
34	--> '''Plankton''': TAKE THIS PUPPY OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
35	* Plankton's puppies for his plan include Acrobat Puppy, Twin Puppies, Demolitions Puppy, and Comic Relief Puppy. While the other puppies steal the formula, Comic Relief Puppy [[PieInTheFace hits himself in the face with a pie]] and squirts water at [=SpongeBob=] with a squirting flower.
36
37	!!217B - The Check-Up
38	* The nurse's comment on [=SpongeBob=]:
39	--> '''Nurse''': You seen fine... Physically, at least.
40	* Many [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward interactions in this episode are pretty darn funny:
41	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Wow! Imagine if it was this easy to get your boating license!
42	--> '''Squidward''': The world shudders at the thought.
43	* Squidward being told to give an ink sample and him treating it as a urine test. He even asks the nurse for privacy.
44	* "We had to give you your physical without you knowing, or the Krusty Krab would've been shut down, and I'd have to get a real job!"
45	* Over the course of this episode, Mr. Krabs completely freaks out over getting a checkup... completely blind towards the fact that the nurse doesn't intend to hurt him at all.
46	* Later on in the episode, he successfully gets the Krusty Krab to pass inspection via having Larry the Lobster fill in for him.
47	-->'''Larry:''' My name is Mr. Krabs, and I love money! Ark-ark-ark-ark!
48
49	!!218A - Spin the Bottle
50	* Plankton, after being spun around in [=SpongeBob=]'s bottle twice already, slowly slides out of the bottle when he gets to Mr. Krab's wish with a goofy expression on his face. Then he suddenly shoots up and starts singing.
51	-->'''Plankton:''' Al—Alakazoom! Your swish is my com—my com— ''[claps his hands]'' My wishy wishy wishy wish fish! ''[blows raspberry and tosses sparkles]''
52	* Patrick wanting to play the "real" spin the bottle game.
53	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': So the rules are whichever one the bottle points to...
54	--> '''Patrick''': ...has to kiss!
55	** When [=SpongeBob=] explains that it's not ''that'' kind of game, we that Patrick's about to apply some lipstick to himself and seems disappointed that he won't be kissing anyone.
56	* In the end, it turns out that the bottle Plankton used in his genie plan belonged to an actual genie, who is less than thrilled about what Plankton did to his bottle and dishes out punishment toward him, Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs by stuffing them all inside a ketchup bottle.
57
58	!!218B - There's a Sponge in My Soup
59	* The entire plot takes a step into absurdity, as a group of hippies end up moving into the Krusty Krab's soup vat. While ridiculous, the characters and humor made from this absurd situation really help the episode stand out.
60	--> '''Crystal Dave''': Make soup, not war.
61	* One of the ingredients for the Krabby Soup is smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.
62	* [=SpongeBob=], Squidward, and Mr. Krabs try to attract the hippies with a drum circle. While initially it starts working, they end up hurting their hands from drumming too long, causing [=SpongeBob=] to place a drumming sea monkey toy in their place. The hippies leave, thinking that "drum machines ain't cool."
63	* One of the hippies comes out of a fish's soup and kisses him. A fish next to him says, "Obviously you love your soup more than you love ME!"
64	* After [=SpongeBob's=] potatoes are eaten by a hippie:
65	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Guess I bought the disappearing kind of potatoes.
66	* [=SpongeBob=] himself becomes a hippie.
67	* At the end of the episode, the hippies move into Squidward's bathtub.
68
69	!!219A - Man Ray Returns
70	* Immediately after [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick decide to take matters into their hands after seeing that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are frozen, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's eyes widen in terror.
71	* After seeing that Mermaid Man is frozen, Patrick is very excited over his "Mermaid Man ice pop."
72	* Man Ray almost calls the police when he hears [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick making a mess of the place, but stops when he remembers that he is a villain.
73	* This... Just, this:
74	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Here's your unmentionables...
75	--> '''Patrick''': I won't mention this bra.
76	--> '''Squidward''': [[InsistentTerminology This is not a bra, it's a pectoral girdle]]!
77
78	!!219B - Larry the Floor Manager
79	* Bubble Bass holding up a line because he feels the need to specify his preference for every single detail of the Krabby Patty he wants to eat.
80	* Mr. Krabs going ballistic and yelling, "WASTER!" at Squidward for dropping a napkin on the floor with Bubble Bass using his tray of food to shield himself. Then Mr. Krabs tries to attack Squidward and Squidward runs for his life with Mr. Krabs chasing after him in the cashier boat while jabbering angrily as [=SpongeBob=] hangs on, trying to calm him down.
81	* This piece of dialogue:
82	--> '''Squidward''': Go on without me... Oh, wait, don't.
83	* Mr. Krabs' ImagineSpot of the Krusty Krab being burned down after only leaving Squidward and [=SpongeBob=] to run things in his absence.
84	* The big action scene in the end, which is both awesome and funny.
85	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Give into the flavor, Larry!
86	--> '''Larry''': Never!
87
88	!!220 - The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom
89	* Patrick tries to assure [=SpongeBob=] not to freak out on Halloween by telling him of an old saying. However, he misremembers the saying as "You have nothing to fear but yourself"[[note]]The actual phrase is "nothing to fear but fear itself"[[/note]] and then screams after seeing his own reflection in a mirror he holds up.
90	* "'''''[[BerserkButton WHO DARES LAUGH AT ALL HALLOW'S EVE?!?!]]''''' [[MoodWhiplash I'm going to find out]]."
91	* The trick-or-treaters egging the lifeless bodies of Mr. Krabs and Squidward after the Flying Dutchman takes their souls.
92	* [=SpongeBob=]'s skin and skeleton talking to each other.
93	* Doubling as an Awesome Moment, [=SpongeBob=] scaring the Flying Dutchman with the SugarBowl inside his mind and a manifestation of himself as a giant naked baby.
94	* Plankton being mistaken for candy and then chewed up by a trick-or-treater.
95
96	!!221A - No Pictures Please
97	* When Squidward sees the tourist and Patrick in his bathroom, he gets so mad that ''[[HighPressureEmotion his entire body]]'' [[HighPressureEmotion turns red]], then proceeds to toss both of them from opposite sides of the window for taking pictures of him with taking a shower, then opens the door and slams it shut in a fit of rage. Then he proceeds to do the same to the face of his house, and lastly, the flower in the sky.
98	* [=SpongeBob=] notices he is late for work, and runs over what seems like the outlines of Patrick and the tourist. When the two move, it is revealed there are mountains shaped exactly like their heads off in the distance.
99	* Patrick shows the tourist a fish who "called him a bad word once."
100	--> '''Fish''': You were tryin' to eat my mailbox!
101	--> '''Patrick''': I thought it was meatloaf!
102	** When Patrick is thrown out of the house, there's a bite mark on the mailbox. The mailbox later appears as a BrickJoke in [=SpongeBob=]'s refrigerator.
103	* This exchange:
104	--> '''Squidward''': They got pictures of me naked!
105	--> '''Mr. Krabs''' (as he walks by): No one wants to see your moles.
106	* When the tour guide bus drives around, the guide says, "If you will look on to your left... You miss everything on your right."
107
108	!!221B - Stuck on the Roof
109	* [=SpongeBob=] notices Squidward is lonely, and decides to shine a shadow puppet on him to give him company. It turns out, the shadow puppet can physically interact with Squidward. Then [=SpongeBob=] gets a hand cramp...
110	* [=SpongeBob=], too afraid to get off the Krusty Krab's roof, eventually builds an entire rooftop diner. However, when it rains, he decides to turn it into an entire second Krusty Krab, stacked on the first.
111	* Mr. Krabs referring to [=SpongeBob=]'s inabilty to get off the roof: "...You know, boy-o, at first I just thought you were being a lily-livered, spineless, crybaby, scardey-pants, invertebrate loser..."
112	* When it starts raining, one fish asks, "[[FridgeLogic Rain? But we're under]]—"
113
114	!!222A - Krabby Patty Creature Feature
115	* The OverlyLongGag of [=SpongeBob=] and Mr. Krabs laughing while making weird and distorted faces.
116	* The two hipster fish who pressure Mr. Krabs into making a new version of the Krabby Patty.
117	* Bubble Bass assuming the Krabby Patty zombies are part of some kind of publicity stunt for the Krusty Krab. [[CallBack He even eats one of Zombie!Mr. Krabs']] [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E6MermaidManAndBarnacleBoyPickles pickles]] [[TooDumbToLive to prove a point, which causes his turn]].
118	* [=SpongeBob=] hides in a dumpster, hoping that he'll be able to be safe when everything blows over. "Moments Later..." the entire town is in flames.
119	* Patrick eating the new Krabby Patty he just vomited and becoming a Krabby Patty zombie again immediately after [=SpongeBob=] cures him by feeding him chum.
120
121	!!222B - Teacher's Pests
122	* The traffic officer slipping into {{Angrish}} after seeing the destruction Krabs and Plankton have caused in traffic.
123	* [=SpongeBob=] being in the instructional video Mrs. Puff shows to Mr. Krabs and Plankton.
124	** And subsequently bursting out of the video to enter the classroom.
125	* Mr. Krabs and Plankton initially dismiss the star sticker rewards as childish, but they quickly become enamored with how shiny the stickers look and attempt to outdo each other in giving Mrs. Puff fruit, which eventually results in Mrs. Puff hitting them with an apple tree.
126
127	!!223A - Sanitation Insanity
128	* The trash inspectors are hilariously over-the-top.
129	* The creepy doll [=SpongeBob=] finds:
130	--> '''Creepy doll''': I wanna get good grades.
131	--> '''Squidward''': Well, you should stop saying "wanna", then.
132	--> '''Creepy doll''': ...I wanna destroy you.
133	* Towards the end of the episode, out of nowhere it transforms into an anime mecha fight between Squidward and Patrick, Patrick trying to keep his garbage and Squidward trying to collect it.
134
135	!!223B - Bunny Hunt
136	* Bunny Wunny plays a background music track on his ukulele.
137
138	!!224A - Squid Noir
139	* Bubble Bass eagerly showing off an action figure of a suburban dad to other nerds at a comic store.
140	* This exchange of dialogue:
141	-->'''Squidward''': I don't have friends, I have suspects.
142	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Oh, Squidward, don't you know a suspect is only a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet?
143	* [=SpongeBob=] is eager to be the Bad Cop in a "Good Cop, Bad Cop" scenario. Instead, unsure how to be mean, Squidward and [=SpongeBob=] both end up being the good cop and pamper Mr. Krabs in the process.
144	* [=SpongeBob=] and Bubble Bass fighting with action figures to see if he knows anything about the location of Squidward's lost clarinet.
145	-->'''Squidward''': It was a real knockdown, drag-out fight. Or it would've been if it hadn't been just two sad adults playing with toys.
146	* Squidward's description of [=SpongeBob=]:
147	-->'''Squidward''': When it comes to paying the stupid bill, [=SpongeBob=] always tipped 20%.
148
149	!!224B - Scavenger Pants
150	* When Patrick knocks a bust of Squidward into the air, Squidward catches it in time... and his head shatters instead.
151	* The return of [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's]] [[MemeticMutation shocked]] [[OhCrap faces]].
152	* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick are heading into the Mariana trench, so [=SpongeBob=] ties a rope to a rock to start his way down. He asks for more rope, and Patrick provides some, noting he got it off of a nearby rock.
153	* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick row a boat upside-down in Loch Ness.
154	* Squidward sends [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick to find the "desert sandwich." They return with a desert sand witch, who ''does'' make a sandwich, which promptly bites Squidward on the nose.
155	* Squidward tries to keep [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick away by having them search for an imaginary "lost brother" of his. Eventually, they find his mother, who reveals Squidward is an only child, so [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick let themselves get adopted by his mother so they can win the scavenger hunt.
156
157	!!225A - Cuddle E. Hugs
158	* [=SpongeBob=] feeding his hallucination causing rotten Krabby Patty to the other citizens, resulting in them being able to see Cuddle E. Hugs... and getting eaten by him. When Squidward sees the mayhem, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he quickly exits the Krusty Krab]].
159	* Cuddle revealing why he ate everyone. The MysteriousMiddleInitial in his name E? It stands for "Eat".
160	* The ending. [=SpongeBob=] throws the last piece of rotten Krabby Patty into Cuddle E.'s mouth, and he turns into a [[ArtShift live-action hamster]] trapped in a cage that's in a kid's room full of ''[=SpongeBob=]'' merchandise.
161	-->'''Cuddle E.:''' ...What? Aw, pellets...
162
163	!!225B - Pat the Horse
164	* Squidward insulting Patrick.
165	-->'''Squidward''': What the? ''(laughs upon seeing Patrick)'' So Patrick's a horse now? ''(laughs again)'' Your phony-baloney pony's more like an old grey mare! Pffft. [[SarcasmMode Sorry to say]], but, uh, this one's ready for the glue factory!
166	* Which is then followed by Squidward making the mistake of slapping Patrick in the rear, which leads to him getting kicked so far he actually bumps into Mr. Krabs ''on the opposite side of the screen''.
167	* Mr. Krabs tells [=SpongeBob=] to eat his dust in the middle of a race. [=SpongeBob=] gladly stops, takes out a fork and knife and gets to eating.
168
169	!!226A - Chatterbox Gary
170	* The fact that Gary's translator voice is [[Creator/KeithDavid Keith David]] of all people is good for a laugh.
171	* [=SpongeBob=] getting his package sent to him through a time warp as the fastest available option.
172	-->'''Saleswoman''': Very well. Your package was delivered last Thursday.
173	* This exchange:
174	--> '''Squidward''': Why would you want to talk to him?
175	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Who wouldn't want to talk to their pet?
176	--> '''Squidward''': I was talking to Gary.
177	* Gary insults Squidward's art. When Squidward gets mad, [=SpongeBob=] says, "Don't worry, Squidward, I'm taking notes for you!"
178	** Squidward has two particular pieces of art he's made since he put the room together; One of a muscular Squidward wrestling a Sea Bear into submission in a pose evocative of Atlas holding the sky up, and one of his face after he was made irresistibly handsome. It's this second one Gary looks as he notes Squidward's style as being "Not very sophisticated."
179	* Some of Gary's wishes... are a bit scary:
180	--> '''Gary''': Mostly, I dream of flying above it all...
181	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Aww, that's sweet!
182	--> '''Gary''': While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.
183	--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Well, if you gonna dream, dream big, right?..
184
185	!!226B - Don't Feed the Clowns
186	* The overexaggerated way the ringmaster screams "'''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T]] [[TitleDrop FEED THE]] ''[[LargeHam CLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!]]'''''"
187	* While at the bakery, the clown [[PieInTheFace throws pies in people's faces]].
188	** The Hot Pepper Pie melts a guy's face off.
189	** The Lemon Pie puckers up a little girl's face.
190	** The Honey Pie tastes sweet...Until the [[XRaySparks jellyfish arrive.]]
191
192	!!227A - Drive Happy
193	* This. Just... ''this.''
194	-->'''Squidward''': Ohhh... I need to erase this from my mind!
195	-->''[He tugs at his nose, opening the top of his head and revealing his brain underneath. He then takes it out and scrubs off every squiggle with a pencil eraser and puts it back in.]''
196	-->'''Squidward''': ''Duuuhhh...'' What's a [=SpongeBob=]?
197	* Squidward ignoring [=SpongeBob=] while he's being attacked by Coupe:
198	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Squidward! [[WhatTheHellHero You see me struggling with this boat and you act like you don't care]]!
199	-->'''Squidward''': It's not an act. ''(He then closes the ordering window.)''
200	* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Patrick slamming his butt on Coupe.]]
201	* How does [=SpongeBob=] deal with Coupe in the end? By converting him into a coin operated kiddie ride, with [[ManChild Patrick]] as the rider. [[FateWorseThanDeath It leaves Coupe begging to be destroyed]].
202
203	!!227B - Old Man Patrick
204	* [=SpongeBob=] gets Patrick to recognize him by [[BreakingTheFourthWall singing the]] [[OpeningShoutOut theme song]].
205	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Patrick, it's me. Remember? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
206	-->'''Patrick''': I don't know... a wizard?
207	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
208	-->'''Patrick''': [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarePants=]!
209	* [=SpongeBob=] trying to remind Patrick how much fun it is to build cushion forts, only for Patrick to put himself in a cushion ''coffin''.
210	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Remember when we used to look forward to rainy days and building cushion forts?
211	-->'''Patrick''': These days, I only look forward to my final exit. (closes cushion coffin)
212	-->'''Old Lady''': Oh, he was too young.
213	-->'''Patrick''': No, I wasn't!
214
215	!!228A - Fun-Sized Friends
216	* This piece of dialogue:
217	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Our world is just too big for them. Oh, I have an idea.
218	-->'''Patrick''': Oh, I hope it's not another one of your crazy plans to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
219	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': You're thinking of Plankton, Patrick.
220	-->'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah!
221
222	!!228B - Grandmum's the Word
223	* Plankton's grandmother develops a crush on Squidward and [[ImagineSpot imagines him being her slave]]. There's also this bit of dialogue:
224	-->'''Squidward''': (to Lily Plankton) All right, lady, I don't normally say this, but get off my nose.
225	-->'''Plankton''': [quietly] Go along with it, Squidward.
226	-->'''Mr. Krabs''': [quietly] Or you're fired.
227	-->'''Squidward''': (sighs) So, Grandma Plankton, where have you been all my life?
228	* After Plankton's grandma gets away:
229	-->'''Plankton''': Why? Why did I lie?
230	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Why? Why did I pretend?
231	-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Why? Why did I give her my formula?
232	-->'''Squidward''': (on the phone) Why? Why wouldn't we be open on Tuesday? Idiot!
233
234	!!229A - Doodle Dimension
235
236	!!229B - Moving Bubble Bass
237	* We finally learn what Bubble Bass's home life is like, and it's as pathetic as you'd think. He lives in his mom's basement, which is perfectly fine in its own, but then we learn he ''refuses'' to do any menial chores around the house and throws a hissy fit when he's ordered to take out the trash. When he thinks he's going to get away with it, his mother violently throws the trash down at him, and then Bubble Bass gets torn up by a dog as well. Bubble Bass declares it's the last straw and that he's moving out, unwilling to do what his mother tells him.
238	* When Bubble Bass realizes he can get [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick to do his dirty work for him, he has a truly wicked smile.
239	* Bubble Bass declares he's going to move out from his mom's basement... into his ''grandmother's'' basement on the other side of town. When he pretends to help lift his couch, he breaks a twig and claims he has a bad back, and immediately orders the boys to finish everything, including packing his things, themselves. When Patrick agrees for the promise of a free lunch, Bubble Bass sneers and leaves, his bottom jiggling the whole way.
240	* When the boys go to collect their reward, Bubble Bass smugly reveals they won't be getting any food.
241	-->'''Bubble Bass:''' Ah yes, (''licks finger and wipes it on his shirt'') about that... I'm afraid [[{{Gaslighting}} I was waiting for you so long]] (''makes a "woe is me" gesture'') I... (''sadistically growls as he waves the empty bags'') '''ATE THEM!!!''' (''devours the bags too, and smugly belches in their faces'')
242	** When Patrick learns Bubble Bass ate the food he had originally offered [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick in exchange for helping him move, Patrick angrily stomps up to Bubble Bass and warns him "If my friend [=SpongeBob=] doesn't get his free lunch, ''things are gonna get '''CRAZY!'''''". This is accompanied by a close-up of Pat's face, [[ArtShift which is animated in]] SynchroVox. Bubble Bass is so shocked and frightened by this outburst he briefly ''melts''.
243	* Bubble Bass once again thinks he's gotten away with it, but then his mother erupts from the box she'd been packed in, and begins violently kicking him around town once she throws him in the box. Bubble Bass is left a crying mess, wailing for forgiveness and that he loves his "mommy".
244
245	!!230A - High Sea Diving
246	* A married couple shows up to their home, but it turns out, the groom was only able to afford the front door, with nothing else.
247	* When [=SpongeBob=] and Old Man Jenkins are battling on the trash heap, Old Man Jenkins claims he's actually King Neptune. [=SpongeBob=] plays along, saying he's Poseidon.
248	* When the Bikini Bottomites stop noticing trash falling from above, they believe it's because Neptune has betrayed them, and one of them tries to hold a public execution for another.
249
250	!!230B - Bottle Burglars
251	* Plankton's attempts to open the secret formula bottle culminate in him trying to destroy it with a saw, a [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]] and a [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill small pile of explosives]]. The real kicker? ''[[MadeOfIndestructium None of his attempts even leave a scratch!]]''
252	-->'''Plankton:''' Well I've waited this long. What's a few more '''[[SuddenlyShouting EXCRUCIATINGLY]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis LOOOONG]]''''' [[MoodWhiplash hours]]?
253	** Before he gets particularly extreme, he dresses up like a genie ([[CallBack just like in "Spin the Bottle"]]) and says "open sesame."
254	* '''Squidward:''' Wait! [[CallBack I'm claustrophobic!]]
255	* Bubble Bass sitting on the toilet. [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are disgusted.
256	* Patrick places an order through a trash can.
257	* [=SpongeBob=] as a "[[LiteralMinded cat]] [[VisualPun burglar]]."
258	* '''PLANKTON STOLE ME FORMULER?!?'''
259
260	!! 231A - My Leg!
261	* The episode takes the RunningGag of Fred and his [[MemeticMutation "My leg!"]] scream to its logical extent. So much that EVERYONE screams "MY LEG!", "HIS LEG!" and any other variation about it. And the one time "MY LEG!" isn't screamed...
262	-->'''Patrick:''' I think I hurt my leg...\
263	'''Fred and [=SpongeBob=]:''' Your what?\
264	'''Patrick:''' '''MY LEG!!'''
265	** The montage of [[ButtMonkey Fred's]] leg breaking. Highlights include him seeing his leg on TV (complete with him screaming in confusion) and his leg shattering after a leaf falls onto it. Oh, and it starts off with [[CallBack a shot remake of "Boating School"]].
266	* Fred is warned that if he breaks his leg one more time, it'll have to be replaced with a robot leg, [[RuleOfCool which Fred of course, finds awesome]]. The doctor, explains that while perhaps cool for him, it is ''actually the severed leg of a distressed robot'', who doesn't want it taken away.
267	* [=SpongeBob=] tries to protect Fred's leg however he can, following him to the factory, only to learn his job is shoving logs of wood into a buzzsaw with his legs.
268	* Fred is at therapy, with a doctor who claims he can find inner peace by walking over hot coals while repeating the mantra "my feet are cold." [=SpongeBob=] tries to protect him, only to be overwhelmed by heat himself, knocking the therapist into the hot coals causing him to shrivel up. The word "TRANSCENDENCE" is created by his ashes.
269	* [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick act as Fred's bodyguards. Patrick knocks Bubble Bass into a building, [=SpongeBob=] picks up and throws an old woman, and when a girl scout tries to sell them cookies, Patrick takes them, [[GirlScoutsAreEvil causing her to get angry and]] [[MetronomicManMashing beat him up]].
270
271	!!231B - Ink Lemonade
272
273	* Despite being one of the [[DudeNotFunny most reviled]] episodes in recent years, Patrick ''[[DumbMuscle actually managing to squeeze the color out of a toy firetruck]],'' and Squidward's reaction to it.
274	* Patrick puts a band-aid on a bruised lemon.
275
276	!!232A - Mustard O' Mine
277	* [=SpongeBob=] flings himself into a mine shaft to find out how deep it is, screaming all the way. He comes back from behind, screaming all the way, just to tell Squidward and Patrick that the pit has no bottom, and they should just take the escalator instead.
278	* The simple facts that condiments can be mined underground like minerals.
279	* On the escalator, the group passes coal miners, sulfur miners, and unaccompanied minors. (cue {{Rimshot}})
280	* Patrick is disappointed at only finding "dumb ol' diamonds."
281
282	!!232B - Shopping List
283
284
285	!!233A - Whale Watching
286	* Squidward is horrified that [[FauxHorrific Pearl doesn't color inside the lines]].
287	* [=SpongeBob=] does nothing but make weird faces and laugh for the entire episode.
288	* Pearl makes a gravestone labeled "R.I.P. Squidward" out of papier-mâché.
289	* When Squidward tries to chase down Pearl and Dylan, he runs to his bike... And then casually pumps air into it, puts on his elbow and kneepads and even takes the time to adjust the straps on his helmet before taking off after them.
290	* Squidward's clarinet playing turning some of the partygoers into nerds from how bad it is.
291
292	!!233B - Krusty Kleaners
293	* TheReveal of what the company sells: tanks.
294
295	!!234A - Patnocchio
296	* Pretty much the entire episode, as it's pretty much one giant parody of ''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}''.
297	* Karen, as the "Computer Fairy," narrating the beginning and end of the episode.
298	* Plankton tells a lie, and his PinocchioNose grows. Patrick wants one, so he tries to tell a lie.
299	--> '''Patrick''': Uh, I ate a hot air balloon for breakfast! ''({{Beat}})'' I mean, um, I did ''not'' eat a hot air balloon for breakfast. ''[his nose grows]''
300	* The Gush and Flush sequence, which is a parody of ProductPlacement.
301	* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Characters playing air guitar.]]
302	* Patrick (as "Patnocchio") and Plankton (disguised and pretending to be Patrick's conscience) meet Geppetto and the real Pinocchio inside Pearl's stomach.
303	** When the four get blown out of Pearl's blowhole, Geppetto and Pinocchio celebrate their freedom, only to almost immediately get eaten by a giant clam.
304	* At the end of the episode, just before Plankton can get away with the Krabby Patty, Patrick's ''real'' conscience shows up, having overslept, and comes to the conclusion that Plankton must be a bug, prompting Patrick to repeatedly stomp on Plankton. All the while, Karen is ending the story while Plankton is screaming for help.
305
306	!!234B - [=ChefBob=]
307	* After Mr. Krabs manages to get [=SpongeBob=] out of hiding in the closet:
308	-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Break a leg! Break two legs!
309	-->'''Fred''': [[RunningGag MY LEG!]]
310	-->'''Mr. Krabs''': Shut up, Fred!
311	* Pretty much [=ChefBob=]'s sassy attitude in general.
312	-->'''[=ChefBob=]''': Get a load of him, folks! He must've been born on a highway, because that's where [[CrossesTheLineTwice most accidents happen!]]
313	* How is [=ChefBob=] defeated? Mr. Krabs gets out a puppet of himself and fires [=ChefBob=].
314	** Squidward then takes out a puppet of himself to kick out [=ChefBob.=]
315	* The ending. Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and [=SpongeBob=] are horrified that [=ChefBob=] ''is alive''!
316
317	!!235A - Plankton Paranoia
318	* Mr. Krabs' increasingly outlandish behavior.Special mention goes to what happens when he thinks his own customers were helping Plankton, topped off with him throwing them out of the Krusty Krab, with the Krusty Krab sign shouting [[NoIndoorVoice "YOU'RE ALL BAAANNED!!!!!"]]
319	* The group pretends Plankton kidnapped Squidward in order to lure Mr. Krabs in the restaurant. It works, but no one ever unties Squidward, who attempts to eat a Krabby Patty while bound and gagged. He later bounces out of the Chum Bucket after everyone else.
320
321	!!235B - Library Cards
322	* The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show consists of Snail Fail smashing Sir Urchin with objects while asking "What I do?"
323	* Gary is seen reading a book titled ''[[GeniusBonus Cooking Without Salt]]''.
324	* [=SpongeBob=] trying to shrink Patrick's head back to normal size, by doing a [[HollywoodVoodoo tribal dance, gargling a magic potion, and then spitting it in Patrick's face.]] This backfires and [=SpongeBob=] shrinks his own head by mistake.
325
326	!!236A - Call the Cops
327	* [=SpongeBob=] threatens to shoot someone... a dirty look.
328	* The police station has a closet full of donuts.
329
330	!!236B - Surf N' Turf
331	* Mr. Krabs destroying Sandy's bottles, telling her to try again.
332	* [=SpongeBob=] gives the secret formula bottle to Sandy. He then realizes that he threw away the formula, so he gets on a plane and flies to Plankton's lair, then takes it from him and returns to Sandy's treedome.
333
334	!!237 - Goons on the Moon
335	* Squidward ending up in [[BreakingTheFourthWall the studio working on the show]] where he meets [[Creator/RodgerBumpass his voice actor]]. Their [[ReactiveContinuousScream reaction]] upon seeing each other is ''priceless!''
336	** Even better, Bumpass screams in his Squidward voice upon seeing Squidward's head sticking out of the hole in the middle of his storyboard.
337	* Sandy accidentally hits the "lunch" button instead of "launch."
338	* [=SpongeBob=] turning into the moon at the end of the episode.
339
340	!!238A - Appointment TV
341	* There's a funny FreezeFrameBonus when [=SpongeBob=] looks at his [=VHS=] tapes: one is "Mr. Krab's [sic] Birthday Party," and the one below it is "Plankton Ruins Mr. Krab's [sic] B-day."
342
343	!!238B - Karen's Virus
344	* Karen, while under the influence of a virus and acting like a drunk, starts hitting on the cash register.
345	-->'''Karen''': Hello there, baby! Where've you been all of my life?
346	-->'''Mr. Krabs''': ''(Screams, then snatches the register out of Karen's hands)'' Please don't break up our happy home. I forgive you, baby. ''(kisses the cash register, heads into his offices and closes his door)''
347	** Plankton's reaction following that whole debacle...
348	-->'''Plankton''': [[BrainBleach Wow, I can never unsee that.]]
349
350	!!239A - The Grill is Gone
351	* [=SpongeBob=] screaming, "[[TitleDrop The grill is gone!]]"
352
353	!!239B - The Night Patty
354
355
356	!!240A - Bubbletown
357	* The Dirty Bubble can be seen escaping the prison.
358	* This episode has a lot of BlackComedy. [=SpongeBob=] ends up destroying the entire town and injuring its citizens.
359	* In the aftermath of [=SpongeBob=] destroying Bubbletown, a bubble with Fred's voice is missing his legs and yells "My bubble legs!".
360
361	!!240B - Girls' Night Out
362	* While Sandy calls Mrs. Puff, [=SpongeBob=] keeps saying, "Tell her I said 'hi!'"
363	* Karen's Mr. Krabs impression:
364	--> '''Karen''': Plank-ter-ren, me old nemesis-ser! I've got good news-erer! I'm leaving town and going back into the navery, so I'm giving you me secret formuler-er-rer!
365	* Mrs. Puff gives [=SpongeBob=] a playing card, which he believes is his driver's license.
366
367	!!241A - Squirrel Jelly
368
369	!!241B - The String
370	* [=SpongeBob=] pulls off the letters of the Krusty Krab. A cab driver then asks, "Someone order a Rusty Cab?"
371	* The RunningGag of [=SpongeBob=] unraveling Squidward's clothes. It goes from his normal shirt to a new shirt to a sweater to a suit of armor. All of them get unraveled.

Context Funny / SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason11