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4	[[folder:[YTP] Eren's Endless Attack on Titans]]
5	* Eren's flying strike against one Titan fails when [[AnArmAndALeg the Titan bites off Eren's left leg]]. Cue Eren screaming ''[[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants "My leg!"]]'' and repeatedly rolling onto the roofs of multiple houses, set to [[Music/{{Chamillionaire}} "Ridin'"]] and [[Music/LimpBizkit "Rollin'"]]. When he stops moving, [[Videogame/GrandTheftAuto the "Wasted" sound effect]] is played over his unconscious body.
6	* When Eren ends up inside a Titan's digestive fluids, [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 he screams]] ''[[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 "DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"]]'' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 near a wrecked Statue of Liberty]].
7	* How does Eren transform into a Titan for the second time? [[WesternAnimation/Ben10 Turning the Omnitrix dial towards the Attack Titan setting and slamming down on it.]]
8	[[/folder]]
9
10	[[folder:[YTP] Jojo's Bazaar Adventures Episode 1]]
11	* When Dario and his wife come across the Joestars' wrecked carriage, Creator/LoganPaul is seen with them for [[NeverLiveItDown obvious reasons.]]
12	* Dario Brando finds George Joestar's case in the carriage wreckage. Inside is a DVD of ''Film/TheMask''. He ends up describing the film as an ''"evil-lookin' thing"'' and that it ''"won't fetch [him] nothing"''.
13	* Just before Dario throws his wine bottle at his son, Dio Brando, [[BlackComedy the scene suddenly freeze-frames]] [[{{Cliffhanger}} and the "To Be Continued"]] [[MemeticMutation arrow appears]]. Also:
14	-->'''Dario:''' [[Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory If you can dodge BOOZE, you can dodge a ball.]]
15	* "[[Music/SmashMouth Some]]-[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} BODY]] once told me ZA WARUDO is gonna ROAD ROLL me!"
16	* Dio introduces himself to Jonathan Joestar's dog, Danny, in a... [[SarcasmMode civilised way]]. [[DisproportionateRetribution What's even funnier is that the dog never ran towards Dio in the first place; he only ran in circles.]]
17	-->'''Jonathan:''' He's my dog as well as my steadfast companion.\
18	'''Dio:''' [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark MY GOD, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!]]\
19	'''Jonathan:''' [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar NANI?]]\
20	''[[[KickTheDog Cue Dio kneeing Danny in the face]], with the sound effects of [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro's]] {{pressure point}} attack.]''
21	* The entire ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 TF2]]'' bit:
22	-->'''Spy:''' Our first dying wish is Jotaro's. It's... drawing a picture of himself [[InterspeciesRomance having sexual congress with a]] [[MemeticMutation dolphin.]]\
23	'''Jotaro:''' [[BigYes YES! YES! YES! YES!]]\
24	'''Kakyoin!Soldier:''' You did not read mine!\
25	'''Spy:''' ''(Sigh)'' Does it say you want Jotaro's mother?\
26	'''Kakyoin!Soldier:''' Yes!
27	** ''[[TemptingFate "Oh Danny, I know you will always be my friend, no matter what Dio does."]]''
28	-->'''Dio:''' ''(Hiding behind bushes)'' [[Wrestling/JohnCena Are you sure about that?]]
29	** Erina Pendolton has some choice words when [[MemeticMutation Dio boasts over stealing her]] SacredFirstKiss.
30	-->'''Dio:''' You thought your first kiss would be [=JoJo=], BUT IT WAS I, DIO!\
31	'''Erina:''' [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders OH]] [[BigOMG MY]] [[GratuitousEnglish GOD!]]
32	* Jonathan's beatdown of Dio with RapidFireFisticuffs has the ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders "ORA ORA ORA ORA"]]'' sound effect instead. Funnily enough, ''"ORA"'' was [[OlderThanTheyThink originally]] ''Jonathan's'' battlecry.
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35	[[folder:[YTP] The Phantom Menacing]]
36	* The opening has plenty of gems:
37	** The manga pages showcasing each [=JoJo=] are replaced with the Torture Dance, Josuke getting attacked by Enigma, the Koichi pose, Avdol magnet-humping Joseph, "KONO DIO DA", Rubber Soul!Kakyoin's "rero rero" face, Killer Queen's "Bites the Dust" bomb, OVA Babyface Koichi and Tequila Joseph.
38	** After Dio gets shot by the police, the shard that falls shows another HoYay moment from Joseph and Avdol's battle with Mariah.
39	** ''[[MondegreenGag ♫ SONO CHEETO SODOMY! ♫]]''. Followed by an image of [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Stroheim]] with a Cheeto on his groin.
40	** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Bruce the shark]] sniffing the blood from Dio's mask.
41	* Jonathan's run in the rugby game is compared to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Joseph Joestar's]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "all or nothing" strategy]].
42	* Robert E.O. Speedwagon boasts to Jonathan that he will ''"mince him right finely, [[WeaponizedHeadgear with a tip of the hat]]"''. However [[EpicFail he accidentally cuts off]] [[{{Fingore}} his left index finger]] with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATNolrWTYuU scream]] not long afterwards.
43	* Additionally in one shot, Speedwagon's flanked by [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Mario wearing Cappy]], [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Oddjob]] and [[Franchise/MortalKombat Kung Lao]]. Must be something about [[WeaponizedHeadgear hat-throwers, eh?]]
44	* Dio plants a headcrab on a vagrant that turns him into a vampire. Or rather, the headcrab falls off revealing the vagrant now has the baby-like chubby face of OVA Koichi.
45	* As Dio is having his blood sucked by a vampire vagrant during the early sunrise, this happens.
46	-->'''Vagrant:''' (as he's succing Dio) ''WHY SIP... WHEN YOU CAN''... '''''[[SensoryAbuse SUCC]]'''''.\
47	'''Dio:''' MUST MY LAST SIGHT ON EARTH BE THIS DAMNABLE SUNRISE?\
48	'''WebVideo/BillWurtz:''' ''[[ScareChord ♫ No. ♫]]''\
49	'''Vagrant:''' [[WebVideo/BillWurtz Why?]]\
50	'''WebVideo/BillWurtz:''' ''[[WeakenedByTheLight ♫ the sun is a deadly lazer. ♫]]''\
51	'''Vagrant:''' ''[[ReducedToDust (While turning to dust)]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Okay.]]
52	* Dio asks why it's so bloody dark. Not the Joestar Mansion, but ''Film/TaxiDriver''.
53	* The ''[[CaptainObvious "Even Speedwagon is afraid!"]]'' [[MemeticMutation meme]] was acknowledged!
54	* Dio attempts to attack an armed Jonathan from above.
55	-->'''Jonathan:''' It's over! ''[[WeaponTwirling (Spins his spear to aim at Dio)]]'' I have the high ground!\
56	''[The scene flips upside down, with Dio at the bottom and Jonathan at the top.]''\
57	'''Jonathan:''' [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi From a]] [[MetaphoricallyTrue certain point of view.]]\
58	'''Speedwagon:''' [[Film/TheForceAwakens That's not how the]] [[Film/RevengeofTheSith high ground]] [[Film/TheForceAwakens works!]]\
59	''[The spear is bent onto Jonathan's right shoulder, who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM88KhLw0oA screams in pain]].]''
60	* Will Antonio Zeppeli introduces him to Jonathan by using his pinky to stab Jonathan, yelling ''"SHINEI, JOJO!"''[[labelnote:Translation]]"Die, [=JoJo=]!" in Japanese.[[/labelnote]]. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Cue Jonathan flying towards a water tank, with Joseph Joestar noticing.]]
61	* Zeppeli, Jonathan and Speedwagon face off against Jack the Ripper in a tunnel. Zeppeli advises Jonathan to think like the enemy in order to beat him, [[IdiotBall saying out loud that the three can escape into the sunlight if Jack the Ripper doesn't block the tunnel's entrances]].
62	-->'''Jack the Ripper:''' [[Videogame/TeamFortress2 Good idea!]]\
63	''[[NiceJobBreakingItHero [Jack the Ripper throws the carriage towards the tunnel's entrance, sending debris down to block any chance of escape.]]]''\
64	'''Speedwagon:''' Just as I predicted! [[PrecisionFStrike Zeppeli, you dumbarse!]]
65	* Zeppeli is very fond of his wine, so he threatens Jonathan if the latter [[LostFoodGrievance accidentally spills it]]. [[RuleOfThree Three times.]]
66	-->''"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... '''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M GONNA]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING KILL YOU!]]'''"''
67	** The first time, Zeppeli's eyes [[RedEyesTakeWarning go red to make his point clear]].
68	** The second time, Zeppeli was long dead, so after stating as such, his zombified RaisedHandOfSurvival emerges from the ground, all while his line is distorted.
69	** For the final time, he alters the last part of his line, accounting the fact that Jonathan is already dead, now going like this: ''"If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... '''[[PrecisionFStrike SUCK MY COCK!]] [[Film/SemiPro I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!]]'''"''. [[DisproportionateRetribution And he says this just before he blows up the ship with Jonathan's corpse onboard.]]
70	* Dire tries to take down Dio, seemingly with a DivingKick.
71	-->''[Dio grabs Dire's feet, but Dire stretches out both of his feet, leaving Dio's hands outstretched and his body open for an attack.]''\
72	'''Dire:''' You fell for it, didn't you, you fool? ''(Crosses his hands and activates his Hamon)'' THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!\
73	'''Speedwagon:''' Uncanny! In crossing his arms, [[MemeticMutation he protec but he also attac]]! An incredible strategy!\
74	'''Straizo:''' No fighter has ever been able to escape this move!\
75	''[[ContinuitySnarl [Cut to an earlier scene with Dire doing an almost identical attack to Jonathan, with text reading "Literally last episode"]]]''\
76	'''Dire:''' THUNDER SPLIT ATTACK!\
77	''[[UseYourHead [Jonathan headbutts Dire, sending the latter flying.]]]''\
78	'''Dire:''' [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders No one can just]] [[MemeticMutation deflect the Emerald Splash!]]\
79	'''Dio:''' You fool. [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises You merely adopted the]] THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!\
80	''[[PretenderDiss [Cut to another earlier scene after Dio had kissed Erina, who crossed his hands in the same pose Dire did just now.]]]''\
81	'''Dio:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises I was]] [[NoSell born in it!]] ''(Freezes Dire, leaving only his head intact)'' [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Tonight's forecast:]] [[BondOneLiner a freeze is coming!]]\
82	'''Dire:''' I cant-I can't move!\
83	'''Jonathan:''' [[Film/SuburbanCommando CHRIST!]]\
84	'''Dio:''' You imbecile! [[VulgarHumor You dare think you can finger me!]]\
85	''[Cut to two Victorian brats watching this with glee.]''\
86	'''Brat 1:''' Give her the what for!\
87	'''Dio:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Let's break]] [[Film/BatmanAndRobin the ice.]]\
88	''[Dio [[LiterallyShatteredLives breaks Dire into icy pieces with his bare hands]], all while the latter screams.]''\
89	'''Brat 1:''' [[ComedicSociopathy The trouble I'd get into if I were as brave as Dio! He just does what he wants, devil may care!]]
90	[[/folder]]
91
92	[[folder:[YTP] Bottle Tendency]]
93	* How Joseph introduces himself to Smokey: ''[[TheNameIsBondJamesBond "Joestar - Joseph Joestar."]]'' Cut to a BondGunBarrel, with Joseph replacing the TropeNamer.
94	* The {{flashback}} of Joseph saving Speedwagon from terrorists on his plane has this added:
95	-->'''Terrorist:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?]]\
96	'''Joseph:''' ''(Suddenly wears [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane's mask]])'' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Crashing]] [[PreemptiveDeclaration this plane...]] [[MemeticMutation WITH NO SURVIVORS!]]\
97	''[Joseph then shoots Hamon into the pilot, which cuts to a shot of the plane flying off-screen and crashing. When it does, text appears, reading [[DiscreditedMeme "Insert edgy 9/11 joke here]] [[TakeThat cause every plane crash in an uncreative YTP has one"]].]''
98	* Straizo's last words? ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark "Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day.]] [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm gonna kill myself!"]]''.
99	* Stroheim has Santana captive. Or rather as he prefers to name him, [=SantiAAAAGo!=]
100	-->'''Santiago:''' ''(In the style of Pantri's Garry's Mod character)'' Santiago. [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou Watch me swooce right in!]]\
101	''[Santiago swooces right into the vent.]''\
102	'''Speedwagon:''' [[Film/ThePhantomMenace They've gone up the ventilation shaft!]]\
103	''[Cue footage of a random Nazi [[Film/{{Alien}} in a vent with a lit match]] right as Santiago is about to swooce right into him.]''\
104	'''Stroheim:''' Soldier! Turn around and move away from zat vent immediately! GO, you idiot!\
105	'''Santiago:''' Santiago.\
106	''[Santiago swooces into the [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 screaming]] soldier.]''\
107	'''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Obi-Wan Kenobi:]]''' The nose or the ear, which do you think it'll enter?\
108	'''Anakin Skywalker:''' ''(Sigh)'' I think the nose.
109	* Joseph has an [[EarlyBirdCameo unexpected]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders idea]] to beat Wamuu.
110	-->'''Joseph:''' That's it! It totally makes sense now!\
111	''[Cut to a different-coloured image of Joseph striking a pose, while dramatic music plays.]''\
112	'''Joseph:''' ''(While inhaling)'' [[GratuitousEnglish STANDO POWAH!]]\
113	'''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Mace Windu:]]''' ''[[MusicalisInterruptus (Music stops as he says this)]]'' [[LampshadeHanging Not.]] [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome Yet.]]\
114	'''Joseph:''' [[PrecisionFStrike SON OF A BITCH!]]
115	* Joseph doesn't beat Esidisi in this video. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Rather, Esidisi brings the loss upon himself, as he shoots out too much of his heated blood to the point where he becomes thin.]] He then falls onto the spikes he was standing on, and Joseph only has this to say as the latter screams in agony: ''[[LampshadeHanging "This is more than weird.]] [[UndignifiedDeath This is embarrassing!"]]''
116	* [[ThePeepingTom The moment where Joseph peeks through the door's keyhole to Lisa Lisa's bath is changed.]] He sees fan art of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Jonathan and Dio]] [[HoYay having sex]], causing him to shriek in delight.
117	-->'''Dio:''' [[VulgarHumor You thought your first butt-fuck would be Erina,]] [[MemeticMutation BUT IT WAS I, DIO!]]\
118	''[Joseph then looks away, but almost immediately, [[OnSecondThought he changes his mind]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy and continues to peek.]]]''\
119	'''Joseph:''' [[GratuitousEnglish VERY NICEU!]]
120	* When Joseph unintentionally shoots a cannonball into Wamuu's chest, Music/BonJovi's [[SoundtrackDissonance "Shot Through the Heart"]] plays.
121	** This exchange afterwards is equally funny:
122	--->'''Wamuu:''' [[ItsPersonal You took revenge... for Caesar.]]\
123	'''Joseph:''' ''(All while the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principal Skinner]] [[MemeticMutation "Pathetic" expression]] is superimposed on Joseph)'' Yes, I did.\
124	'''Wamuu:''' [[GetItOverWith Then go ahead...]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Mr.]] [[GratuitousEnglish Joestur]].
125	* As Kars becomes the Ultimate Life Form, Speedwagon realises that Kars "has become invincible" and "has no weaknesses now". Cut to Kars basking in the sunlight, with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Sheer Heart Attack]] edited over his head.
126	** Additionally, the Stone Mask that Kars wore to become the Ultimate Life Form was the [[WesternAnimation/{{BIONICLE}} Mask of Light]].
127	* When Kars is sent into space, a fitting line is used.
128	-->''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!]]" [[ATwinkleInTheSky ding]]''
129	** Adding on that, a frozen Kars ends up next to an [[Videogame/Portal2 apologising Wheatley]] and a frozen [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Ebony Maw]].
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132
133	[[folder:[YTP] Starduck Crusaders 1]]
134	* The treasure hunters drag DIO's coffin aboard and are about to open it when one of them says the situation's...[[TitleDrop bizarre.]]
135	-->'''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins Jeremy:]]''' First of all, roll credits.
136	* As three treasure hunters get rid of the barnacles on DIO's coffin, one of them claims that the coffin was locked from the inside. [[FailedASpotCheck The camera zooms on a lock clearly on the front of the coffin]]. Another treasure hunter responds with this:
137	-->''[[Series/TheEricAndreShow "What's going on with you? What are you talking about?"]]''
138	** Addtionally, the coffin now says "DOOT."
139	** Only seconds later, the [[Series/TheEricAndreShow Eric Andre]] response comes back with Holly saying it, after a policeman compliments her Japanese... [[EpicFail even though it's the English dub]].
140	* Jotaro Kujo, Joseph and Muhammad Avdol are dealing with a flesh bud inside Noriaki Kakyoin.
141	-->'''Joseph:''' The brain is very delicate. If he even twitches while we extract it, it could cause brain damage.\
142	'''Jotaro:''' ''(While activating his Stand, Star Platinum)'' I can remove this thing without damaging his brain. If my Stand has the precision to catch a speeding bullet...\
143	''[Cut to Videogame/SurgeonSimulator2013, with Star Platinum representing the eponymous surgeon and activating a razor.]''\
144	'''Jotaro:''' ...Then it can also do this!\
145	''[[BloodyHilarious [Star Platinum begins to cut at Kakyoin's skull, ripping off the broken pieces of bone afterwards.]]]''\
146	'''Joseph:''' Listen! That flesh bud is alive! Even a skilled surgeon can't remove it without serious damage!\
147	''[Star Platinum attempts to grab the brain.]''\
148	'''Joseph:''' Shit! He can move with more precision and strength than I ever anticipated!\
149	''[To finish off the surgery, Star Platinum finally grabs the brain, pulls it out and uses a scalpel to cut the brain stem.]''\
150	'''Avdol:''' [[BeyondTheImpossible He did it!]]\
151	''[Star Platinum screams as he finally rips out the flesh bud, inexplicably receiving an A++ mark.]''
152	* When Polnareff expresses frustration at J. Geil's Stand, Kakyoin scolds him, saying that there’s no such thing as a world inside a mirror. The video then cuts to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Illuso and Man In the Mirror]] in the truck’s rear view mirror as the Stand-naming song plays.
153	* Joseph tries to learn what DIO's Stand is from one of his beaten assistants, Enyaba, as she nears death.
154	-->'''Joseph:''' We must defeat DIO, no matter the cost! You have to tell us! WE NEED TO KNOW!\
155	'''Enyaba:''' [[Franchise/TheIncredibles WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!]]\
156	'''Joseph:''' [[Franchise/TheIncredibles I NEED IT!]]\
157	'''Enyaba:''' [[Franchise/TheIncredibles UH-UH!]]\
158	''[A long {{beat}} occurs, as Jotaro, Kakoyin, Polnareff and Joseph awaits what Enyaba will say as her last words...]''\
159	'''Enyaba:''' [-[[Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob It's free]] [[MemeticMutation real]] [[AntiClimax estate.]]-]
160	* Jean-Pierre Polnareff rubs a magic lamp, and instead of Cameo's Stand, Judgement, out comes Creator/WillSmith as the Genie... [[SpecialEffectsFailure from]] ''Film/Aladdin2019'''s [[SpecialEffectsFailure "Special Look" trailer]]. [[TakeThat Polnareff is clearly horrified at what he sees.]]
161	[[/folder]]
162
163	[[folder:[YTP] Starduck Crusaders 2]]
164	* The reason why DIO decides to create more Stand users? [[DesecratingTheDead He sees Jotaro]] [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} default dancing]] dancing over Enyaba's corpse in a crystal ball. So he decides to make use of the Arrows he bought from "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind the angry forehead guy.]]"
165	* DIO initiates his new Stand user plan by shooting Stand Arrows into [[Memes/OtherInternet Ricardo Milos]], as well as the [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/028/367/cover1.jpg "Me and]] [[MemeticMutation the boys"]] [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin]]. As each arrow hits and creates the respective Stands ([[WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa Moto Moto]] and a mix of the [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Raimi]], [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries Webb]] and [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] forms of Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin), DIO keeps yelling ''[[GratuitousEnglish "STANDO POWAH!"]]''. Upping the ante, DIO [[Series/AmericanGods2017 repeatedly shoots a Viking soldier]] [[HumanPincushion with hundreds of arrows]] after the latter attempts to leave a beach. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill The soldier then falls over and dies]], all while his fellow comrades stand in shock.
166	-->'''DIO:''' [[ChewingTheScenery HACHI-BYOU KEIKA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!]][[labelnote:Translation]]"EIGHT SECONDS HAVE PASSED! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" in Japanese.[[/labelnote]]
167	* The Anubis segment has three of these.
168	** He compels the nearby Chaka to pick up his sword and follow his orders; namely, ''"slaughter[ing] Joseph, slic[ing] Polnareff and [[VulgarHumor fuck[ing] Jotaro]]"''.
169	** Polnareff complains about being hungry, so an exasperated Joseph gives him a snack to "[[{{Pun}} Tide]] him over." As in, a Tide pod.
170	** After Anubis possesses Polnareff by having him pick up the sword, he boasts that DIO would be happy to see him ''"slice open [Jotaro's] bowels"''. [[LiteralMinded Cue him literally doing that in a surprise attack.]] Jotaro's response?
171	--->''[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction "What a... pain in the ass."]]''
172	* When Polnareff asks if someone cut the rail line, it [[FreezeFrameBonus briefly]] cuts to [[MemeticMutation Manga!Josuke saying]] ''[[BlindIdiotTranslation "NO DIGNITY"]]''.
173	* Naturally, during their fight with Mariah, poor Joseph and Avdol end up magnetized and in [[MistakenForGay very suggestive positions.]] Right in their failed attempt to uncouple from each other, who else should be in the crowd watching (and recording them) going at it but [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Secco!]] Naturally, he got the whole thing, which leaves Ciocolatta pleased.
174	* As he and Joseph struggle with Mariah's magnetism powers, Avdol suddenly has multiple mini duplicate faces on his own, arranged in [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel a certain familiar layout.]] To complete the joke his line at that moment is "I'm at a complete [[{{Pun}} loss.]]"
175	* The group finally arrive at DIO's mansion. the very moment Joseph calls DIO a coward, the vampire himself decides to take them all on...forgetting its still sunny out, and DIO still being a vampire, he burns to pieces. And then the next scene after this fakeout ending is a trio of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Funny Valentines]] and one [=D4C=] watching it. Naturally, one of them complains about the ending.
176	* Kakyoin uses his "20-Metre Radius: Emerald Splash" ability on DIO. But DIO has this zinger to say.
177	-->''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "More like-"]] ({{Beat}}) [[MemeticMutation "Belongs]] [[PreMortemOneLiner in the]] [[TheWorfBarrage trash!"]]''
178	* [[HandicappedBadass DIO's state after Jotaro caved his skull in with a punch]] is compared to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Johnny Joestar]], with the latter's hat edited onto DIO, and lips turned blue as he says the below. To emphasize the connections, [[DontExplainTheJoke the last word grows to cover the screen]].
179	-->''"Wh-What is this? Impossible! M-My legs... I can't '''stand'''!"''
180	* After DIO drinks Joseph's blood, DIO proclaims that he feels "so good, [he] could break out into song". Cue him singing [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Gyro Zeppeli's "Pizza Mozzarella" tune]], [[BloodyHilarious all while he sticks a finger into his skull and drills out blood]].
181	* The ''[[CarFu "ROAD ROLLER DA"]]'' scene is interspersed with a scene from ''Film/AustinPowers'', where a guard tries to stop a steamroller that is driven by Austin and Vanessa Kensington. The two source materials blend so well, it's hard not to laugh at this moment's insanity.
182	[[/folder]]
183
184	[[folder:[YTP] Jojoker]]
185	* [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QPDHbkJK65s/maxresdefault.jpg The thumbnail, which is a perfect way of blending two iconic source materials.]]
186	* On Arthur Fleck's card, his uncontrollable laughter condition reminder is replaced with something else.
187	-->''Whoever reads this is gay''
188	* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista and Leone Abbacchio]] [[BlackComedy replace the three subway jerks who repeatedly kick Arthur while he's down,]] [[ProperlyParanoid because they think he's an enemy Stand user.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard In response, Arthur fires one bullet at]] [[BoomHeadshot Mista's head]].
189	* The iconic [[SignatureScene "Joker dancing]] [[MemeticMutation on the stairs"]] scene is replaced with [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons a drunk Homer Simpson doing the same]].
190	* Arthur/The Joker and Franklin Murray's talk show scene is chock full of these.
191	-->'''Joker:''' [[MemeticMutation I'm gonna say the]] [[NWordPrivileges "n-word"]].\
192	'''Dr. Sally:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice No, no, you cannot joke about that!]]
193	* This sudden moment:
194	-->'''Murray:''' Okay, I'm waiting for the punch.\
195	'''Joker:''' [[PreemptiveDeclaration There is no punch.]]\
196	''[[ExactWords [Cue Arthur kicking Murray in the head, drawing blood.]]]''
197	* The build-up to Murray's incoming death is no slouch as well.
198	-->'''Joker:''' What do you get -\
199	'''Murray:''' I don't think so.\
200	'''Joker:''' when ''you cross -''\
201	'''Murray:''' I think we're done here now, that's it.\
202	'''Joker:''' ''- a mentally ill loner'', with [[WebVideo/BillWurtz business, writing, money, laws, power]]? '''''[[DidYouThinkICantFeel I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!]]'''''\
203	'''Murray:''' Call the police.\
204	'''Joker and WebVideo/BillWurtz:''' ''[[AscendedMeme ♫ SOCIETY! ♫]]''\
205	''[Murray is replaced with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Diavolo]] while Joker is holding him at gunpoint.]''\
206	'''Diavolo:''' [[OhCrap WAIT]] [[GagSub WHERE AM I]]\
207	''[[BoomHeadshot [Joker shoots Diavolo in the head, killing him instantly.]]]''
208	[[/folder]]
209
210	[[folder:[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 1]]
211	* [[FriendToAllChildren Giorno offers a kid an ice-cream with two scoops.]] Unfortunately, he bought it from Tonio Trussardi, whose Stand hides in food and painfully fixes the body parts of those ingesting it. [[BloodyHilarious Cue the kid suddenly having his intestines burst out of him,]] [[GoryDiscretionShot before it quickly cuts to the next scene.]]
212	* When Koichi Hirose meets Giorno Giovanna, the latter says that he thinks the former's Italian is good. [[Series/TheEricAndreShow Koichi questions Giorno with disgust about this,]] [[ContinuityNod referencing two]] FailedASpotCheck [[ContinuityNod moments from "Starduck Crusaders"]].
213	* Koichi decides to use his stand, Echoes- sorry, [[DubNameChange Reverb]] Act 3, on Giorno's car, since he's trying to drive away with Koichi's luggage. [[RequiredSecondaryPowers Unfortunately, he flattens the entire car,]] [[SickeningCrunch crushing Giorno's bones]] [[FakeOutFadeOut and cutting to a card saying "Parte 5 Fine".]]
214	[[/folder]]
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216	[[folder:[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 2]]
217	* Jack Duripper himself isn't happy with the English dub changing the Narrator's description of Giorno's dream from [[GratuitousEnglish "gangstar"]] to [[GratuitousItalian "primo]] [[{{Woolseyism}} mafioso"]]. Cut to a reversed clip of [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson (Representing Jack)]] [[TakeThat taking out his computer labeled as "dub" from a dumpster containing "Golden Cringe ep.2"'s Sony Vegas file, and throwing it in another one]]. Then, he grabs another computer named "sub" and hurls it into the Sony Vegas dumpster.
218	** This receives a BrickJoke when one of Mista's iconic lines was altered in the English dub[[note]]''"Seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome."'' to ''"Well, what do you know? Things just got a lot more interesting!"''[[/note]]. Ron Swanson seizes the "dub" computer again from the Sony Vegas dumpster, but it cuts to a Website/{{Twitter}} poll on Jack's account, which preferred a return to dubbing for his [=YTP=]s. Cue Ron changing his mind and throwing that computer back in the Sony Vegas dumpster.
219	* During the search at Giorno's house for his passport, [[Film/MenInBlackII Koichi opens a locker filled with many little creatures chanting]] ''[[Film/MenInBlackII "ALL HAIL K! ALL HAIL K!"]]''.
220	** Not wanting Koichi to find Polpo's lighter in there, Giorno uses his Stand, Golden Experience, to turn an electrical wire into a snake. [[HeKnowsTooMuch It bites Koichi,]] [[FakeOutFadeOut cutting to the credits with]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ "Freek'n You"]] [[SensoryAbuse playing at high volume,]] only to have the 'wake up' lyric replaced with [[Music/SystemOfADown the first line from Chop Suey.]]
221	* [[TooKinkyToTorture Gold Experience is somehow turned on by Black Sabbath strangling him.]] What's even funnier is what the former says.
222	-->''[[WebAnimation/HazbinHotel "Oh, harder, daddy!"]]''
223	* Bruno Bucciarati wants to show Giorno and [[spoiler:Avdol]] his team. Who do they compose of? Not just Leone Abbacchio and Narancia Ghirga, but also [[Film/GoodFellas Tommy DeVito, Henry Hill]] [[Film/Scarface1983 and Tony Montana]].
224	[[/folder]]
225
226	[[folder:[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 3]]
227	* On Narancia's notebook, not only did he get the question "15 x 28" wrong, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants the next page has a drawing of Mrs. Puff and the words]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants "BIG FAT MEANIE"]]'' [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants pointing at her]].
228	* Giorno decides to drink Abbacchio's cup of tea, which was actually filled with piss instead. While the rest of Bucciarati's group are in shock over this unexpected feat, Giorno stays calm and collected. This is despite his Videogame/{{Minecraft}} health becoming poisoned and depleting by 1/2 a heart over time.
229	* Bucciarati shares his thoughts on Giorno's interactions with his team.
230	-->'''Bucciarati:''' There's something about [=GioGio=] that gives him the unique ability to charm almost anyone.\
231	'''Abbacchio:''' ''(To Giorno)'' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons You just made an]] [[InstantlyProvenWrong enemy for life!]]
232	* Polpo and his hidden treasure become the subject of a ''Manga/OnePiece'' style intro...or rather, the infamous Creator/4KidsEntertainment rap.
233	* Giorno tries to jump, but is grabbed on the butt by Mario Zucchero's Stand, Soft Machine. This elicits pain from Giorno, cutting to the ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' [[MemeticMutation title card (Along with the typical]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc sound effect]]).
234	* The narrator sums up the hardships of being a cop in one simple sentence during Abbacchio's backstory:
235	-->'''Narrator:''' [[HumansAreBastards The people he was expected to defend each day were dicks.]]
236	* When Sale sees Mista's Stand, which takes the form of six tiny yellow people, bunched up on a [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic SARS-CoV-2 virion]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice he mentally panics because they're too close to each other]].
237	* Mista's bullet splits in two to get past Sale's Stand, Kraft Work. [[SkewedPriorities The latter's final words before]] [[BoomHeadshot one of the pieces strikes his head?]] ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace "Now there are two of them!"]]''. And then [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} "Everybody Do the Flop"]] plays before Sale succumbs to his fatal gunshot wound.
238	[[/folder]]
239
240	[[folder:[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 4]]
241	* The fourth episode in the Golden Cringe series (which, alongside the first three episodes, were shown off in the Retold video) continues the slightly altered take on Golden Wind with the Little Feet, Man in the Mirror and The Grateful Dead arcs. It all begins with a disguised Trish mistaking Narancia for 'la toilette', causing him turns into one, a la [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire toilet]].
242	* The title card for the episode features the episode number being shot down by Mista, [[FourIsDeath given his hatred for the number four.]]
243	* Bucciarati initally fails at unzipping the urinal that contains Polpo's fortune, and a huge tidal wave of piss demolishes Pericolo. Bucciarati then unzips the right urinal, or in this case...[[spoiler: Polnareff's ass]].
244	** Pericolo then evaluates part of the treasure, i.e. a nineteen dollar Fortnite card.
245	* Pericolo then grants Bucci the rank of 'cop', causing Narancia to [[{{Squee}} squeal happily]] while Fugo pulls off a "STONKS" pose.
246	** Followed by Pericolo telling the team about their new mission; safeguarding Trish as they escort her to Diavolo. The moment the mission begins, [[EpicFail Trish is suddenly sniped in the head, and dies.]]
247	* Narancia goes to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tomato Town]] to get some shopping done, and is joined by the new SixthRanger of the team, [[spoiler:Avdol]]. Surprisingly, [[spoiler:Avdol]] is the one who not only successfully gets the shopping done, but manages to save Narancia from Formaggio, and even gets to decimate the latter as a result.
248	* During the Little Feet arc, we get moments from Narancia and Formaggio. First off, when Formaggio reveals himself in Narancia's car, Narancia tells him to "GET OUT OF MY CAR, ''NOW!''", just like the angry driver in the infamous Psychicpebbles animation.
249	** Aerosmith, Narancia's Stand, is now the floating head of Mario from ''Mario Teaches Typing.''
250	** Aerosmith then launches [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants a pie bomb that injures Formaggio, and is later grabbed by Patrick before he throws a giant fist at him.]]
251	** The onslaught of 'cock' jokes that Formaggio launches at Narancia as they are shrunken. [[SelfDeprecation Jack himself lampshades this sarcastically.]]
252	** Formaggio attempts to run away from Narancia's Aerosmith while yelling [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency "NIGERUNDAYOOOO"]], and then manages to hide in the sewers. Unfortunately for him, [[EpicFail he manages to run into]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable the two rats from Part 4 with their 'flesh eating bullet' Stands, RATT.]]
253	** Narancia's fight against the (giant) enemy spider (and also [[spoiler:Avdol's utter destruction against said spider]]) is accompained by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50WtUTBaHE the most appropriate music for a battle with an enemy spider.]]
254	* After the Little Feet arc, Team Bucciarati manages to decode the message they've received from the boss. Which is brought to them by ''Raid: Shadow Legends''...which actually becomes [[BaitAndSwitch an ad for Raid insect spray instead.]]
255	* The Man in the Mirror arc begins with Fugo correcting himself after yelling at Giorno for telling him what to do, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone all because Abbacchio told him to "check [his] privileges".]]
256	** Followed by the trio encountering Illuso's Stand for the first time, which drags Fugo into the [[Manga/YuGiOh Shadow Realm]] (i.e. Man In The Mirror's world) a la VideoGame/SuperMario64 style.
257	** Because this is a Jack Duripper video about [=JoJo=], Jack brings back Kakyoin from the dead for a quick CallBack to the Part 3 video where he mentions that "there's no such thing as a mirror world".
258	** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Fugo! CUM"]]
259	** This is immediately followed by this exchange:
260	--->'''Abbacchio:''' [=GioGio=], did you notice anything [[VideoGame/AmongUs sus?]]\
261	''[Girono is then sporting the infamous [=Jerma985=] "When the imposter is sus!" meme face as the Among Us trap remix plays, but then its revealed [[spoiler: he's actually [[JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Oingo]] in disguise.]]]''
262	* The introduction to Fugo's Stand, Purple Haze, throws in a multitude of purple related jokes in one swoop, starting off with the CallBack to Purple Haze being [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys The Purple Man]] from Golden Cringe's take on the 'Fighting Gold' sequence.
263	-->'''Giorno:''' [[Film/TheAmazingBulk What the hell is that?!]]\
264	'''Abbacchio:''' Well, it ain't [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]] the frickin' dinosaur!\
265	'''[[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Yuri!Purple Haze]]:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants GAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE! :D]]
266	* While Fugo's (anime-only) backstory is dark and incredibly sad, the Golden Cringe take on this? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hilariously dark as fuck.]]
267	** First off, as the narrator begins with "Pannacotta Fugo was born into tremendious wealth", we see that he lives in a mansion that's covered in Supreme get-up (aka 'the drip').
268	** Shortly afterwards, we see the moment where young Fugo attempts to run from his pedophiliac professor, and the scene is a huge throwback to a (deleted) YTP known as "Pedofiles".
269	--->'''Fugo's Professor:''' Why don't you come back to my place and I'll [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy have sex with children?]]\
270	'''Fugo:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I gotta get outta here!!]]\
271	'''Professor:''' Now wait just a moment... I'd be more than happy to [[SensoryAbuse HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN.]]\
272	'''Fugo:''' Stop it, stop it, stop it, [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger STOP IT!]]\
273	'''Professor:''' SEX, ''SEX'', '''''SEX WITH CHILDREN AND KILL THEM-''''' ''(Is immediately killed by Fugo)''
274	** And to cap off the backstory, Bucciarati manages to convince Fugo to be his first new member of the team by [[IronicEcho taking him out to dinner at his place, just like how Fugo's professor used to do exactly that with him.]]
275	* Back in the MITM arc, and its revealed that Fugo's Purple Haze is a bit different this time around. Instead of his Stand using a deadly virus that kills anything in mere moments...it's a ''deadly experimental internet gas''[[note]]which references the (infamously hated) Screentime character from Marvel's New Warriors series[[/note]] that kills anything in mere moments.
276	** When Giorno questions about how the Stand ability is even possible, Giorno himself is then labelled with [[HypocriticalHumor "The guy who turns suitcases into frogs".]]
277	** After Illuso brags about how no living thing can enter his Stand's mirror world on their own, Jack does a quick Google search to prove if viruses are living things...[[LaserGuidedKarma and unfortunately for Illuso,]] Jack showcases the fact that viruses are in reality, moreso closer to being ''non''-living organisms, which results in Purple Haze's internet gas entering Man in the Mirror's world, [[CurbStompBattle instantly killing Illuso in the process.]]
278	* After the fiasco with Illuso, Fugo attempts to stare at Trish's boobs, but is then punched into a flight of stairs a la Call of Duty style.
279	* The entire "Express Train to Florence" arc is filled to the brim with many jokes:
280	** Prosciutto attempts to look under the train conductor's door, but he ends up seeing a naked Lisa Lisa bathing. Although he does end up saying "NICE" at the view, much like Joseph Joestar did back then.
281	** The fridge inside Mr. President's Stand (Coco Jumbo) has some hidden references and drink related jokes, which includes the glass of wine Zeppeli held in Part 1.
282	** Prosciutto ends up finding out the presence of Team Bucciarati thanks to him noticing [[FantasticRacism "something that looked black"]] (i.e. [[spoiler:Avdol]]).
283	** Pesci saying "Bro, that's based!" immediately afterwards and then moaning like an anime girl, complete with an aheago expression.
284	** Prosciutto summons his "Thankful Death" (aka The Grateful Dead) Stand by perfoming the "I had to do it to 'em" pose. This causes Pesci to say "You're really gonna do it?!"
285	** This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. [[spoiler:Avdol]] is also affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his [[spoiler:[[JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Grey Avdol disguise]]]]. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging. So, [[spoiler:Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based]], with him screaming ''[[BigNo "OH NOOOO!"]]'' as a result.
286	** In perhaps one of the most ironic HilariousInHindsight moments ever, the bait used for Pesci's Beach Boy is a thumbnail for a clickbait video...specifically that of a fake teaser trailer for a ''Stone Ocean'' anime adaptation. ''And then the'' '''''actual''''' ''anime adaptation was announced a few days after the release of this video.''
287	** Pesci's head randomly get massaged by Prosciutto, [[{{Squick}} complete with wet massaging noises.]]
288	** When Prosciutto's Thankful Death claws its way into revealing Mr. President, it instead accidentally reveals a turtle from WesternAnimation/CreatureComforts singing a Middle-Eastern chant.
289	** Bucciarati is able to punch Prosciutto with his Stand so hard, that Prosciutto ends up being Kakyoin'd into the water tower in Egypt.
290	** Prosciutto ends up lampshades the awfully dubbed "Zipper Man" Stand by stating that Bucciarati was born with the power of zippers. He then states that "the greater the horse power, the harder the horse", but is then taken care of in a CoolAndUnusualPunishment...by being taken to '''Brazil.'''
291	** Bucciarati is then split apart from eating edibles and drops LEGO studs from 'dying'.
292	** Luckily, Bucciarati makes a comeback as he unzips his way...through Pesci's groin area, stating that it was a train-ride from hell.
293	** Pesci attempts to kill Bucciarati by ''using his literal head and neck'' to shoot through him. Pesci then pridefully gloats and states how he will win (as any JJBA villain would do) as Bucciarati tunes out his annoying rant and sees Pesci as someone writing insane math equations on a whiteboard.
294	** Pesci briefly becomes Natsuki from VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub as Bucciarati successfully snaps his neck with the Beach Boy's fishing string, causing Natsuki!Pesci to do the infamous 'neck snap' pose.
295	** Finally, the battle ends with Bucciarati splitting Pesci (as a Dry Bones) into pieces, which all land on [[Film/Aquaman2018 Aquaman]] (residing in the nearby lake), knocking him out- and ending the arc there.
296	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyPaBcmHB7s&t=2727s Golden Wind Retold]] is a veritable gold mine of funny moments. To try and explain them all would take forever.
297	[[/folder]]
298
299	[[folder:[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 5]]
300	* In canon, [[AnIcePerson Ghiaccio]] gave Giorno and Mista a lot of trouble. Good thing they've got [[PlayingWithFire Avdol]] [[CurbStompBattle there to handle things]]! We don't actually get to ''how'' Avdol handled him, but it was evidently very shocking for Giorno, who watches open-mouthed in shock.
301	* As Giorno heals Mista, Avdol notices a familiar looking outlet, then turns around to see [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Mariah ]]approaching them in a wheelchair.
302	* In Bucciarati's flashback, he was enraged to discover the filth that was being peddled in his city. No, not drugs, but [[TakeThat K-Pop]].
303	-->'''Bucciarati:''' This filth's being peddled in my city?! It was supposed to be prohibited!
304	* The Boss's first meeting with Bruno has the following exchange:
305	-->'''The Boss:''' ''(While Music/JohnWilliams' Film/SupermanTheMovie theme plays)'' '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion BRUCE]]'''iarati, '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, YOU STILL OWE ME SIXTEEN DOLLARS.]]'''\
306	''[{{Beat}}.]''\
307	'''Bucciarati: [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK OFF.]]'''
308	* Abbacchio gets off the boat in order to drag Giorno back. Unfortunately, in the skipped time, he got a bit [[AccidentalKiss too close]].
309	* When discussing the group's defection from Passione, Avdol [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} has no strong feelings one way or the other]].
310	* Narancia pleads with Bucciarati to give him an order... at [=McDonalds=]. Bruno initially refuses (with the infamous shot of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Rohan's]] face briefly overlapping over Bucciarati's), but he then relents and gives Narancia an order... for a hamburger.
311	* Narancia attempts to swim towards Bucciarati's boat because he wants to join their mission... [[EpicFail but he swims too close]] [[TurbineBlender to the ship's turbine, leading to a bloody death]].
312	[[/folder]]
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314	[[folder:[YTP] The End of Golden Cringe]]
315	* Right from the get-go, the shark swimming in Narancia's soup turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Bruce]].
316	* Clash ends up biting off the tongues of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Rubber Soul's Kakyoin disguise, Alessi]] and Bucciarati in quick succession. This is followed by a scene from ''Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny'', with Clash and Tower of Gray taking Creator/JackBlack's and Satan's places respectively.
317	-->'''Satan:''' Well, I just wanna say I'm a huge fan. I always have been.
318	* When Abbacchio tells Narancia that his Stand, Moody Blues, is transforming into something, it turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire morphing into a toilet]].
319	* At one point, Giorno fills a teacup with Narancia's urine and drinks it. [[SensoryAbuse All while it's set to a louder version of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY il vento d'oro]]!
320	* If that wasn't enough, Clash leaps up from a puddle and [[GroinAttack bites Giorno's groin]], causing him to scream like [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry Thomas "Tom" Cat]].
321	* As Tiziano calms down Squano by steadying his breathing, [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Joseph Joestar appears to remind us that lungs are vital for Hamon users]].
322	* After Clash bites Narancia's throat, [[BadassBoast he weakly boasts to Squalo that a wound like this wouldn't keep him down]]. [[InstantlyProvenWrong He faints afterwards.]]
323	* Ultimately, the one to defeat Squano and Tiziano is [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale the Sharkslayer]]! It cuts to WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions watching this battle from his computer, praising the joke. This joke continues when Narancia has his tongue bitten off by Clash, [[CharacterCatchphrase who utters that he'll never eat lunch in this town again]].
324	* This odd conversation ensues between Mista and Abbacchio.
325	-->'''Mista:''' People that are vegan... do they eat azz?\
326	'''Abbacchio:''' Uh, I'm pretty positive that they don't.\
327	'''Mista:''' Wait, what? [[InsaneTrollLogic They have to swear cake off too?!]]
328	* The first line from Carne? ''[[WebVideo/{{Vsauce}} "I've decided that]] [[DeathSeeker I want to die."]]''
329	* What's Mista's motive from shooting Carne? [[WebVideo/TheFryingNemoSaga He put "one fucking fin" on the plane.]] And befitting of Mista, only one shot hits Carne's knee, with the rest entirely missing their target!
330	* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable An ambulance]] approaches Carne, almost running over his head. Carne smiles at his impending death... [[BaitAndSwitch but the ambulance stops, with a paramedic asking Carne if he's one of the injured.]] All Carne can do is scream ''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty "I JUST WANT TO DIE!"]]''.
331	* Abbacchio has Moody Blues morph into [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Joseph Joestar]] to pilot the plane. [[CaptainCrash Which turns to be as good of an idea as you expect]]. It's made even better when Abbacchio dismisses Narancia's concerns about this idea, [[GilliganCut only to be proven wrong]] [[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants after one Spongebob time card]].
332	* The Sardinian priest finds [[ToiletHumour poop socks]] underneath Diavolo's floor. When Diavolo finds the priest, the overused transition effects from ''Kasamh Se'' are used to mockingly dramatize this discovery. [[DisproportionateRetribution And to make things better, this became the reason why Diavolo burned down that place, along with the entire village.]]
333	* Doppio warns a kid trying to catch a stag beetle that there's an incoming truck heading towards him. As the kid tells him to shut up, that vehicle suddenly runs over the boy [[KilledMidSentence while he claims he knew]] [[TemptingFate about the truck]].
334	* Abbacchio's death is made funnier with Doppio's PreMortemOneLiner and Giorno's comment afterwards.
335	-->'''Doppio:''' I like ya [[SoundEffectBleep beep]], G! ''(Punches Abbacchio through the chest)''\
336	'''Giorno:''' [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist I mean,]] [[SoundEffectBleep beep]] [[TorsoWithAView man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it - with body organs and cartilage and bones... I mean, I'm no doctor, but that was like one clean chunk!]]
337	* Creator/BillBurr ends up giving some [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious commentary]] right after an old man [[BathSuicide kills himself in a bathtub]]. Because Ciociolatta went full Low Tier God and told him that his life was nothing, that he served zero purpose and that he should kill himself now.
338	-->'''Bill:''' There's just no way as a man to take a bath and not think about killing yourself. It's like, 'Am I gonna slit my wrists? Am I testifying against the Mob?'\
339	''[A picture of Diavolo appears as Bill says the last word.]''
340	* Bucciarati informs Mista and Giorno that his sense of touch is nonexistent, as he's just a soul in a decaying corpse. Giorno's response?
341	-->'''Giorno:''' So you're... ''(Cut to [[MemeticMutation Mista, Fugo and Narancia doing the Torture Dance on a boat]]) [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates ♫ out of touch, I'm out of time... ♫]]''
342	* As Giorno looks through Cioccolata's helicopter, he sees some medical supplies, one of which includes [[Series/DoctorWho the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdriver]]. He then wonders if Cioccolata is a doctor.
343	* What are Cioccolata's last words? ''[[Series/TheGoodDoctor "I AM A SURGEON!]] [[BrokenRecord I AM A SURGEON!"]]'' The fact that he's saying this while his head bleeds profusely is just icing on the cake.
344	* Polnareff realizes that Bucciarati's "plus one" is Avdol. They proceed to re-enact their reunion from ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]''... [[TorsoWithAView only for King Crimson to punch a hole in Avdol]] [[YankTheDogsChain as he's giving his famous "YES! I AM!" line]]. And Polnareff's reaction is to scream like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Joe Swanson]]!
345	* The ensuing battle between Polnareff and Diavolo ends with them assuming [[Series/BreakingBad Hector Salamanca's and Gustavo Fring's roles respectively]]. [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E13FaceOff More specifically, the scene where Hector blew Gus up with his wheelchair bomb.]] But instead of the bomb, it's the Stand Arrow transforming Silver Chariot into Silver Chariot Requiem. And Tyrus is King Crimson, with an additional forehead face to boot! Just like the ''Film/AustinPowers'' reference in "Starduck Crusaders 2", how these scenes complement each other add to the hilarity of the scene.
346	* When Mista asks whether or not human flesh would taste good, Narancia demands to know [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy who starts a conversation like that]] before sentencing Mista to the "dipshit table".
347	* Bruno asks the client if he pays taxes.
348	-->'''Client:''' [[WesternAnimation/DanVs I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!]]\
349	'''Bruno:''' Based.
350	* Mista opens the windows to discover [[Characters/MCUNickFury Nick Fury]] with [[Characters/JoJosBizarreAdventureEnricoPucci Enrico Pucci's hair]], who tells Mista that ''[[Film/IronMan "[he's] here to talk to [him] about the]] [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean 'Made in Heaven']] [[Film/IronMan initiative"]]''. Unfortunately, Mista isn't interested, closing the windows immediately after Fury finishes talking.
351	[[/folder]]

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