Line #23 Funny/HandyManny


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3	* This exchange from "Motorcycle Adventure":
4	-->'''Manny''' ''(to Pat)'': I don't think there's another hammer that's quite like you.\
5	'''Turner''': [[StealthInsult That's for sure.]]
6	* "Squeeze Sticks" has a scene where Mr. Lopart manages to accidentally StealthInsult ''himself''.
7	-->'''Mr. Lopart''': I am very good at making things smell.
8	* In “Movie Night”, Felipe and Turner have to entertain the movie theater’s audience while the projector is being fixed, and choose to do so by reenacting a scene from a blatant ''Franchise/StarWars'' parody called ''Tools In Space''. The result is an amazingly, fantastically, ''epically'' glorious mass of StylisticSuck which really, really, ''really'' must be seen to be believed. Especially the part where they start “swordfighting”.
9	* Turner’s DeadpanSnarker moment in “Cactus Manny” after a potted cactus falls on his head.
10	-->'''Manny''': Are you okay, Turner?\
11	'''Turner''': Oh sure. I just thought I’d try on this cactus hat.
12	* The amazingly bizarre facial expression Lily makes when she meets Turner in "The Tools' New Team".
13	* “Paint Job” has two relating to the [[AmateurFilmMakingPlot disaster that is the filming of Manny’s demo video]]:
14	** Turner calls the film (which was ''supposed'' to be a list of rules on how to be a handyman, but turned into a recording of all the tools’ mess-ups while attempting to paint the community center) a “horror movie”.
15	** Manny is able to salvage the project- by using all of the tools mess-ups as a warning against what could happen if you ''don’t'' follow the rules he lays out.
16	* Also from “Paint Job” is a scene where Manny agrees to let the tools bring the camera to the community center and continue filming there… and then immediately wonders aloud why he feels like he’s just made a big mistake.
17	* This line from “Tight Squeeze”:
18	-->'''Mr. Lopart''': Careful Lopart, that’s what they call me. Whenever they see me, they say “Careful, Lopart!”.
19	* In “Page Turner”, Pat refers to the broken turnstile as a [[{{Pun}} “doesn’t turn-stile”]].
20	* Turner’s DeadpanSnarker reaction to the case of IdentityAmnesia Pat gets in “Pat The Screwdriver”.
21	-->'''Turner''': Great, just what we need around here: Another screwdriver. Any chance Felipe can think ''he’s'' a butter knife?
22	* This little gem from “Time Out”:
23	-->'''Mayor Rosa''' ''(referring to the birds’ nest Manny found in the gears of the town clock)'': Hard to believe something so little could cause so much trouble.\
24	'''Squeeze''': [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes That’s what Turner always says about me.]]
25	* In the beginning of “Shine Bright”, the tools try to imitate the opening sequence of ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Wing And Nut Show]]'' and end up knocking over a plate of food. That’s already funny enough, but when Manny asks the tools what they were doing, the answer he gets is just ''golden'':
26	-->'''Dusty''': We were… [[AccidentalPun being Nuts?]]
27	* In “Uncle Manny”, Manny’s nephew Chico is given a hammer-shaped baby rattle, which he plays with for a little while before discarding… in favor of grabbing Pat and vigorously shaking him up and down.
28	* The [[StylisticSuck absolutely horrible]] painting of his tools that Manny produces in “Mr. Lopart’s Mother”, which [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2024_04_22_1.png really has to be seen to be believed]]. And the tools' [[DamnedByFaintPraise attempts to compliment it]].
29	-->'''Pat''': Ooh, that’s, uh… a painting. \
30	'''Dusty''': It’s… very… colorful?
31	* "Felipe Strikes Out" shows that Pat has a... very ''confused'' idea of what bowling is.
32	-->'''Pat''': I’m gonna get a cereal bowl! Or a soup bowl!
33	* In “Radio Rusty”, Pat thinks that the sound played (which is obviously a motor of some sort whirring) by the radio station for their “Name That Noise” challenge comes from a butterfly.
34	-->'''Turner''': There’s no butterfly that flies that fast.\
35	'''Pat''': Maybe they just haven’t caught one yet.
36	* This line, from a flashback to Manny’s childhood in “Musica”:
37	-->'''Abuelito''': Someday your fixing skills will come in very [[TitleDrop handy, Manny]].
38	* In “Halloween”, when the tools are debating how to carve their jack-o-landern.
39	-->'''Felipe''': How about we carve a handsome face, like mine? I could even model for it.\
40	'''Turner''': [[DeadpanSnarker That’s a great idea!]] That’ll scare the trick-or-treaters.
41	* The scene in “Squeeze’s Day Off” where Squeeze has the tools take apart Manny’s phone.
42	-->'''Squeeze''': I was sure we’d find something wrong with it.\
43	'''Dusty''': Welp, there sure is something wrong with it now.\
44	//The camera then shows a pile of disassembled phone parts lying on the worktable.//
45	* This scene from “All Tools On Deck”:
46	-->'''Manny''': Okay tools, let’s go see what’s wrong with the door.\
47	''(No response)''\
48	'''Manny''': Tools? Tools?\
49	''(The camera pulls back to reveal that, somehow, in the time it took Manny to get out of his truck, the tools had ran all the way down to the beach and started playing beach games.)''
50	* In “Handy Hut”, when the tools are discussing the new shop that appears to be opening, and what it could be:
51	-->'''Pat''': Or a nail salon! I love nails! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[CharacterCatchphrase I’m a hammer]].\
52	'''Turner''' ''(with mock disbelief, while rolling his eyes)'': Oh reeeealy?
53	* The part in “Tools For Toys” when Leela puts Turner in a [[GooGooGetup pink baby bonnet]]. It’s his unthrilled expression that really sells the whole thing.
54	* Turner questioning why Pat painted what he did in “Manny’s Mouse Traps”. He ''really'' should’ve seen this one coming:
55	-->'''Turner''': Why did you paint a ''nail''?\
56	'''Pat''': Cuz. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[CharacterCatchphrase I’m a hammer.]]
57	* Also from “Manny’s Mouse Traps”, Turner’s opinions on Carlos still haven’t changed:
58	-->'''Mrs. Portillo''': That’s no mouse, that’s Carlos, my chihuahua.\
59	'''Turner''': Easy mistake.
60	* In the beginning of “Skateboard Park“, the tools are, for their own amusement, trying to use a ruler as a catapult to fling washers into a jar.
61	-->'''Felipe''': ''(launches his washer)'' Ta-da!\
62	''(Felipe’s washer bounces off the rim of the jar and falls to the worktable)'' \
63	'''Turner''': Ta-didn’t!
64	* The tools “golfing” at the beginning of “Abuelito’s Yard Sale”, with Felipe acting as an announcer.
65	-->'''Felipe''': It’s a beautiful day for a game of golf. Rusty takes a few practice swings…\
66	'''Turner''': The crowd wonders… is he ever gonna hit the ball?
67	* From the opening of “Mr. Ayala’s New Car Wash”:
68	-->'''Pat''': Okay everybody, our spring cleaning day is over!\
69	'''Rusty''': Over? Already? But we just started to clean.\
70	'''Pat''': Well you can stop, because I finished cleaning [[LiteralMinded all the springs]].
71	* In “Scout Manny”, Pat apparently spent the ''entire'' drive to the campsite [[AreWeThereYet asking if they were there yet]]. Turner is very, very relieved when they finally arrive… only for it to turn out that they also need to ''hike'' to their campsite, and Pat to immediately start asking if they were there yet as they hiked.
72	* Turner’s increasing desperation to win in “Bingo Night”.
73	* Also from “Bingo Night” is a scene where fate proves that it likes to toy with Mr. Lopart.
74	-->'''Mr. Lopart''': Soon our card will be [[ExactWords covered with markers.]] Just you wait…\
75	//Fluffy knocks her toy mouse onto the stack of markers, causing it to spill all over Mr. Lopart’s board.// \
76	'''Pat''': [[LampshadeHanging Hey, you were right!]]
77	* Mr. Lopart attempting to lay claim to a FamousAncestor in “Scribble Trouble”. Key word there being “attempting”.
78	-->'''Mr. Lopart''': You know, my grandpa Aloysious Lopart was a very famous painter.\
79	'''Manny''': That’s [[GratuitousSpanish muy interesante]], Mr. Lopart. Very interesting. Did he paint anything we’ve ever seen? \
80	'''Mr. Lopart''': Have you ever been to the Sheet Rock Hills Art Museum?\
81	'''Dusty''': Wow! His paintings are in the museum?\
82	'''Mr. Lopart''': No, not exactly. But he did paint the walls of the gift shop.
83	* In “Abuelito’s Telescope”, Rusty mentions being afraid of aliens, and Felipe decides to mess with him by dressing up as a [[LittleGreenMen Little Green Man From Mars]] by putting a gardening glove over his handle.
84	* Later in that episode, the tools’ chase of a “UFO” (which turns out just to be a lost balloon) leads to two separate scenes of various pets being mistaken for aliens:
85	-->'''Dusty''': That’s no space alien, that’s just lil’ Carlos.\
86	'''Turner''': Easy mistake.\
87	''(Later…)'' \
88	'''Manny''': It’s just Fluffy!\
89	'''Pat''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Fluffy’s a space alien?!]]
90	* When the tools are playing marbles at the beginning of “The Big Picture”:
91	-->'''Squeeze''': I never miss with my lucky marble. I call it Marbly.\
92	'''Turner''': [[SarcasmMode Good name.]]
93	* Rusty’s reaction to Mr. Lopart’s poorly-made piñata (which is supposed to be shaped like a soccer ball) in “Tools In The Candy Shop”
94	-->'''Rusty''': I thought soccer balls were supposed to be round.
95	* “Cock-A-Doodle Doo” contains humorous usage of GoshDarnItToHeck, as Mr. Lopart’s response to the lights on his store display failing again after he’d just gotten them working is to say “oh fudge”, when said store display was made to contain [[{{Pun}} fudge]].
96	* In “Jackie’s Old Shed”, after the tools fix a picnic table in the park:
97	-->'''Pat''': Yup, the table is sturdy! ''(Falls off the table)'' I’m okay!\
98	'''Turner''': If only we could make Pat a little sturdier.
99	* When the tools are looking for a door lock in “Flicker Speaks English” (ItMakesSenseInContext), Pat has an…''interesting'' method of searching.
100	-->'''Pat''': Hello? Locky? Are you there?
101	* The scene in “Manny’s Time Capsule” where a loud [[FeedbackRule feedback squeal]] causes Flicker to shout “Ay yi yi!” before overdramatically falling off the table is hilarious for [[{{Narm}} all the wrong reasons]].
102	* This exchange from “Danny Starr”,
103	-->'''Danny Starr''' ''(to the tools)'': Can any of you sing?\
104	'''Felipe''': I can!\
105	'''Turner''': No he [[HollywoodToneDeaf can’t]].
106	* In the section of “The Good, The Bad, And The Handy” set in the past, we meet Lefty Lumpart, an incompetent cowboy (and Mr. Lopart’s [[GenerationXerox probably-ancestor]]) with a tendency to say “Oh, tumbleweeds.” whenever things go wrong; at one point, he ends up falling in the horse trough Manuel has just installed next to the new well. Later, in part of the episode set in the present day, Manny has restored the old well, pump, and horse trough, and Mr. Lopart promptly manages to fall in it [[HistoryRepeats pretty much the exact same way Lefty did]].
107	-->'''Pat, Dusty, and Felipe''' ''(gleefully)'': [[BorrowedCatchphrase Oh, tumbleweeds!]]
108	* In “Lyle And Leland Lopart”, Mr. Lopart mentions that twins run in the Lopart family, and expresses regret that he wasn’t a twin. When he says “Just imagine if there were two of me”, the camera cuts to the tools and, judging by their horrified facial expressions, they did imagine that.
109	* This joke in two parts from “A Day At The Beach”:
110	**
111	-->'''Manny''': Thanks for working on our day off, tools. It’s the only way we can fix all of our own broken things. And we have a ''lot'' of broken things.\
112	'''Turner''': Yeah. Thanks, Pat.\
113	'''Pat''': Yeah! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Hey!
114	** Later…
115	-->'''Stretch''': We don’t need to fix our broken things. Pat’ll probably break them again anyway.\
116	'''Pat''': Yeah! ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Hey!
117	* The scene in “The Party Dress” where the tools all jump on Mrs. Thompson’s clothes rack in order to try and get Kelly’s dress down.
118	* Manny’s reaction to the horrifically ugly shirt Mrs. Lopart gives him in “Manny’s Makeover”. And the tools’ reactions when they discover she made them a matching tool bag.
119	* When it’s Felipe’s turn to play “Stick The Handle On The Toolbox” in “Abuelito’s Siesta”.
120	-->'''Felipe''' ''(believing he successfully placed the handle in its proper spot)'': It’s just a gift I have.\
121	'''Turner''' ''(with the handle stuck to his face in a way that makes it uncannily resemble a giant mustache)'': Um, excuse me. Could someone please take this “gift” off my face?
122	* In “Picture Perfect”, Mr. Lopart, trying to prevent himself from losing his keys, is planning to install a hook to hang them on… and somehow [[EpicFail loses the hook]].
123	-->'''Pat''': Maybe he should get a hook for the hook.
124	* Later in “Picture Perfect”, the tools are trying to decide what item to get from Mr. Diller’s store. Dusty suggests they get a hairbrush, only for Turner to point out that the tools don’t have any hair. Then Stretch attempts to grab an item from a top shelf, and accidentally knocks over a mannequin head with a wig on it… and the wig lands on Turner.
125	-->'''Dusty''': Well, now you have hair, dont’cha?
126	* In “Some Assembly Required”, a bored Felipe tries to entertain himself by kicking nuts into a pile. One nut overshoots the pile and rolls into a hole in the ground- a few seconds later, the nut shoots back out of the hole and hits Felipe in the head, and a few seconds later a very angry gopher pops out of the hole and startles Felipe, before giving him a DeathGlare as it slowly slides back into the hole.
127	* Words can scarcely describe the abject hilarity of when Pat tried to imitate a racecar during the opening of “The Great Donate”.
128	-->'''Pat''' ''(after zipping around the Manny’s shop, being scooped up and carried by Fixit, being flung off Fixit and caught and spun around by the ceiling fan, and then flung off the ceiling fan and onto Manny’s chair)'': [[WasntThatFun Wow, that was fun! Can we do it again?]]
129	* “Autumn Leaves” has more for the unintentional comedy files, as Kelly knits a blanket for the tools with images of them on it. [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2024_05_17_1.png Very derpy]] images of them.
130	* “The Best Vacation Ever” has a ''glorious'' BrickJoke; at one point near the beginning, Mr. Lopart is struggling with a cardboard standee of himself, which has a motorized arm that’s supposed to wave to people. Unfortunately, the motorized arm is malfunctioning and spinning around like crazy, causing the whole standee to start helicoptering into the air. Much later, the episode goes for a PanUpToTheSkyEnding occurs… and we see Mr. Lopart’s standee, merrily flying along by the power of its malfunctioning motor.
131	* This scene in “Paulette’s Pizza Palace”, when Manny walks into Paulette’s kitchen and sees pizza dough splattered everywhere.
132	-->'''Manny''': What happened?\
133	'''Felipe''': Ay. Pat happened.
134	* The scene in “Francisco Comes To Town” where Cassie and Marrion are out for a walk, and run into the tools leading Estrella down the sidewalk… by luring her with Turner, who is rolling along with his shaft stuck in an apple. It’s their appropriately-bewildered reactions that really sell the whole thing.
135	* When Mr. Lopart shows off his pedal-powered candy machine in “The Earth Day Challenge”
136	-->'''Mr. Lopart''': Yeah, just put the finishing touches on it before you came in.\
137	'''Turner''': Looks like you missed a few touches.
138	* This line from “Dario Dance”:
139	-->'''Pat''': And I love the Earth! It’s [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative the best planet I’ve ever been on]].
140	* The BrickJoke relating to Felipe’s desire to sing “De Colores” in “Mayor Rosa’s Chimney”.
141	-->''(Manny and the tools are walking home from Mayor Rosa’s dinner party; most of them are cheerful, but Felipe is oddly disappointed)''\
142	'''Felipe''': I was hoping we’d get a chance to-\
143	'''Turner''': Don’t even think about it.\
144	'''Felipe''' ''(grinning)'': Think about what?\
145	'''The Tools''' ''(singing)'': Y por eso los grandes amores, de muchos colores me gustan a [=MIIII=]!
146	* In “Seal Appeal”, the tools try to lure a seal off a buoy by making seal calls. [[GoneHorriblyWrong Their calls end up attracting more seals, who promptly climb onto the buoy.]]
147	* When Mr. Lopart tries his hand at gardening in “Bunny In The Basement”, and accidentally covers Fluffy in dirt.
148	-->'''Turner''': You may have a green thumb, but you have a brown cat.
149	* The entire premise of “Long John Lopart”, in which Mr. Lopart pretends to be his nonexistent pirate cousin because he just can’t bring himself to let Manny know that he, Leonard Francis Lopart, needed help with something, is already funny enough, but the absolute crux of hilarity comes from his attempts to pass what is obviously Fluffy in a cheap costume off as his PirateParrot, “Tuffy”.
150	* This MondegreenGag from “Flicker Saves Christmas”:
151	-->'''Felipe''': [[GratuitousSpanish Feliz navidad]], Manny!\
152	'''Pat''': Fleas la-de-da, Manny!
153	* When Pat tries to golf in “Mini-Golf Game”, and falls on his head while trying to hit the ball.
154	-->'''Pat''': Hey, where’d my ball go?\
155	''(The camera moves to show his ball, still on the tee)''\
156	'''Turner''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nowhere.]]
157	* Turner randomly falling asleep in "Rocking Chair" (he stayed up all night reading a how to book). Flicker takes on the "quiet, he's sleeping" role. Even Turner dreams of something very obvious, a dream about a teddy bear or what refers to a "fuzzy bear".
158	* Felipe's audition in "Handy Manny and the 7 Tools" his act took so long he bored everyone to sleep (except for Manny and Flicker who were struggling to stay awake).
159	* In "Wedding Day" Rusty was the ring bear and couldn't talk due to the ring in his jaws. So Turner said he "understood" him even though he gave out incorrect translation to what Rusty said.
160	* "Hank's Birthday" had a quite a bit of funny moments....
161	** When Manny insisted making a for present for Hank. Lily goes into fangirl mode.
162	-->'''Lily''': [[{{Squee}} Oh!]] (Jumps up in the air) Hank would love that. A new fishing rod! That's a great idea!
163	** [[TimedMission Lefty wanting to get the job done without wasting any time.]]
164	--->'''Lefty''': Come on, let's get to work!
165	*** Later in the episode. When the flight got delayed.
166	--->'''Lefty''': But we have no time to spare!
167	** Zip stated [[TaughtByTelevision he watched a movie on TV once and knew about the security system in the airport]]. He tells the other tools to try it out so they follow him and went through the x-ray scanner. Then came out. Pat thought it was fun and wanted to do it again.
168	** The tools finally got to see a plane and were deciding where to sit at. Then Squeeze thought "the nose of the plane" literally meant "the nose of the plane".
169	-->'''Squeeze''': That's the nose? Wow! it must have a really big face!
170	** Even Stretch and Junior compare the size of the plane to things their familiar with that they think is large.
171	-->'''Junior''': The plane is bigger than Gary's whole garage!
172	-->'''Stretch''': It's longer than our whole street!
173	** Even when they get on the plane the way the tools get excited when they learn they each get a personal television on the plane. They do it in a hilarious way. Even when they show the passengers if you look at it carefully Lily and Junior are seen sleeping in their seats. [[HeavySleeper How were they even able to sleep through that?]]

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