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1	* "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" might be the more famous line, but [[DynamicEntry the act of kicking someone in the face and shouting "SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!"]] ''really'' deserves to become a [[MemeticMutation meme]] in its own right.
2	** "Muthafucka, you know where I'm from, nigga, FROSTY, POOKIE, EDDIE EDDIE!"
3	*** "...What the fuck does that mean?!"
4	*** "I dunno, I'M JOSE CANSECO!"
5	** "Fuckin' [[CountryMatters cunt]], you trippin'! You know what? Guns don't kill people, ''black motherfuckers'' with guns kill people!"
6	** "You still owe me fifty bucks!"
7	*** "Go comb yo' beard!"
8	** "I'm made out of Laffy Taffy, motherfucker!"
9	** "Imma fuck her in the ear and blow her BRAINS OUT!"
10	*** "...Jugganaut, I think there's something wrong wit'chu."
11	** "Shit, don't you see my motherfuckin' spaceship? This is a Dodge!"
12	** "I'm gonna kill him, and [[ILoveTheDead I'm gonna rape him]], and [[ExtremeOmnivore I'm gonna eat his fuckin' costume]]! Just wait!"
13	*** "Fuck him up, nigga!"
14	*** "[[OhCrap Oh, what the hell is he doing? What the fuck is this shit?!]]" ''(is attacked but unharmed)'' "[[NoSell You can't harm me]], are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am: I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH! I'mma [[GrievousHarmWithABody hit you with your own pimp]]!
15	** "God-daaaayum! I wanna get fucked!"
16	** "Oh motherfuckin yeah, I'm bad bitch, it's the Juggernaut, yeah, somebody fiddin' to fucked in they ass! I'm fiddin' to fuck a CAR!"
17	* From J3: Shadow of the Colossi:
18	** '''Magneto:''' "Nigga, you throw the best parties ever, '''WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER?''' Don't you [[NoodleIncident remember that one time with the two Colombian bitches and the three kilos of coke?]]
19	** '''Juggernaut:''' "Charles, you told the police I shot the shit out the British Bulldog?! Now, it's time to '''beat yo ass''!"
20	** [[ThereWasADoor I DON'T NEED NO MUTHAFUCKIN KEEEEYYYYYSSS!!!]] Let a nigga in! Let me through here, too!
21	* It's easy to miss, but in the Power Rangers parody, after the Greyside Gang turns huge, Greyside Blue, still in his contest of one-upmanship against the Blue Ranger, can be heard ''singing'' "My dick is bigger than yours~!"
22	** In the Power Rangers parody, the heroes fight their evil duplicates. Which means: "It's time for some black-on-black crime!!!"
23	** "I'm from Compton and E Street! [[BestialityIsDepraved We fuck emus in the ass!]]"
24	* "[[GroinAttack AUGH MY NUTS!]]" ''(Xavier can be heard {{Corpsing}})'' "Damn, somebody's nuts just got ''fucked up!''"
25	** "Man, fuck this shit, you're gonna kick me in the nuts! I'm off this motherfucker!" ''(Everyone else can be heard {{Corpsing}})'' "Sheeeeeit...fuck you!"

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