Line #207 Funny/MoBrosStudios


1	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg11n6b_Mag Frollo Opens a Catholic School]]. There are simply too many gut-busting quotes in here to list.
2	--> '''Clopin:''' Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed"...MAMA LUIGI!\
3	\
4	'''Frollo:''' Shall we review your alphabet today?\
5	'''Quasimodo:''' Oh. Yes master.\
6	'''Frollo:''' Very well. A?\
7	'''Quasimodo:''' [[EpicFail Blasphemy]]?\
8	'''Frollo:''' ({{Beat}}) WRONG! [[DisproportionateRetribution Now all of Paris is burning because you]] [[SeriousBusiness don't know your alphabet!]]\
9	'''Quasimodo:''' I'm sorry, sir.\
10	'''Frollo:''' YOU, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU IDIOT! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I hate you! This whole city hates you! The world hates you! God hates your face, you motherless piece of shit!]] (evil glare with ScareChord)\
11	\
12	'''Frollo:''' Beata Maria, you know I smoke so much weed. I see God!\
13	'''Mario's Head:''' Oh! Nice fire you've got here. Can I have it?\
14	'''Frollo:''' THE DEVIL'S IN MY FIREPLACE!\
15	\
16	'''Frollo:''' Beata Maria, ''[[KillItWithFire burn]]'' this idiot!\
17	\
18	'''Phoebus:''' I'm Phoebus. It means "sexy man".\
19	\
20	'''Guard:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Judge, hey, judge?]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Is this the part where we start kicking?]]\
21	\
22	'''Frollo:''' Look, captain. [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld CAVE PEOPLE.]] The CAVE PEOPLE live outside the normal order. Their heathen ways inflame the people's lowest instincts, and they must DIE!
23	** When Frollo apprehends Esmeralda
24	--->'''Frollo:''' Do me.
25	** Victor's AirGuitar.
26	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8POU6NOPA Doofenshmirtz Eats a Kitten]]:
27	** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Gwonam]] crashing into Phineas and Ferb's rollercoaster.
28	** The usage of Jump! Jump! Jump! from ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolutionMarioMix''.
29	** [[RunningGag "Trash cans!"]]
30	** Candace getting attacked by a giant scorpion.
31	** This take on a scene from "Out of Toon":
32	--->'''Baljeet:''' I will become Hanuman-Man, a flying blue monkey that can [[GagPenis grow his penis as massive as he desires]], to give the hottest dickings ever!\
33	''(StunnedSilence)''\
34	'''Phineas:''' ...Cool story, bro.
35	** And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":
36	--->'''Candace:''' These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! ''(gestures to what is actually Baljeet)''\
37	'''Linda:''' ...You are a racist whore, Candace.
38	** This scene:
39	--->'''Candace:''' What are you doing here?\
40	'''Phineas:''' We're directing a por[[VideoGame/HotelMario no]].\
41	'''Candace:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\
42	'''Phineas:''' We're gonna need [[NoodleImplements a blowtorch, some peanut butter, a glass of limeade, and a giant platypus butt.]]\
43	'''Candace:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's so wrong, in so many ways...]] ''(spazzes out)''
44	** Phineas getting turned into a bagel by Mitch's security robots.
45	** Buford saying that the Spadinner method of making [=YouTube=] Poop videos is stupid, then laughing.
46	** The high-pitched phone conversation between Candace and Stacy ending with them screaming and Rolf singing.
47	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrRGfB_T-yc Chris Hates Everybody]]. [[DestinationDefenestration Just Chris repeatedly getting thrown out of windows]].
48	** "If you smell smoke, and your shit's on fire, [[WebVideo/TheIrateGamer get the fuck off my property]]!
49	** Caruso manages to get an A in class. What happens after that is what sells it.
50	--->'''Chris''': A is for ass! ([[LaserGuidedKarma Caruso punches him]])
51	** The scene where Chris was arguing with these people in a restaurant and his mother yells at him. In response, he yells back, and as a result, the music from ''Film/KillBill'' plays, and the next scene involves Chris in the hospital with his mother's shoe lodged in his rear end.
52	--->'''Rochelle:''' Doctor, is he going to be okay?\
53	'''Doctor:''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario NO]]. You [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog destroyed]] his ass.
54	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm0GLFE6VWw Eustace Loses a Political Debate]]:
55	** Near the beginning, Eustace being run over by [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas the Tank Engine]].
56	** Eustace [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext getting punched out by a giant box of Lean Pockets because he said that he hated them]].
57	** "You can take your breakfast, and eat it in HELL!"
58	*** For that matter, the entire scene where Eustace is arguing with the hunchbacked stranger.
59	** The disembodied head from "The House of Discontent" being replaced by the Mario head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2'': "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Begin typing now, or suffer]]!" And just when it's about to kill Eustace for his impertinence:
60	--->'''Muriel:''' Please have mercy on us.\
61	(''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames King Harkinian]] pops up'')\
62	'''Mario:''' '''[[CatchPhraseInterruptus DON'T SAY IT!]]'''\
63	(''King Harkinian goes away, Mario continues charging his beam'')
64	** Earlier in that same scene:
65	--->'''Mario:''' I am the spirit of VideoGame/HarvestMoon. ''(box art for ''VideoGame/HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' appears)''
66	*** "At least I've got arms and legs! You don't even got a DICK!"
67	** "Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits". [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic "That's Christmas, you moron!"]]
68	** King Ramses torturing Eustace and Muriel with Music/RebeccaBlack's "Music/{{Friday}}". It's preceded by an ear-rape warning, and literally requires DivineIntervention to permanently destroy the phonograph!
69	--->'''Courage:''' Thanks, God!\
70	'''[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]:''' No prob!
71	** [[TheStinger "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR"]] [[CatapultNightmare "Socks!"]]
72	** Eustace falling off the roof of the chicken coop and into a sea of molten lead much like how Frollo died in ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame\|Disney}}''.
73	** Everything from the edited version of the "Muriel going crazy in the spaceship scene" near the beginning of the video.
74	--->'''Muriel:''' I'm going to [[BestialityIsDepraved blow Courage]].\
75	'''Courage:''' Huh?\
76	''(cue Courage screaming offscreen as [[EvenEvilHasStandards Eustace looks on shocked]])''\
77	'''Eustace:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What did you do that for?]]\
78	'''Muriel:''' I don't know.
79	** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext There's a Republican wearing my raincoat!]]"
80	** Muriel using Eustace as a bongo.
81	** Eustace jacking off [[{{Squick}} on the Hunchback's face]]. [[BrickJoke And later, the Hunchback does it on him]].
82	--->'''Hunchback:''' What goes around ''cums'' around.
83	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinpSqnjsDo Squidward Gets Possessed By A Bad Lemon]]:
84	** Recreating one YTP intro theme using [=SpongeBob=], Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Patrick's peeking noises.
85	** The dreaded "V of Doom" appearing when Squidward declares he has no soul.
86	--->'''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!\
87	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sure, Squidward.\
88	([=SpongeBob=] and Patrick put their reef blowers in reverse and shoot the pieces of Squidward's house back at it. The pieces freeze in midair, the camera keeps switching between them and the pieces during which a random anime woman appears, then the pieces fly back at them blowing up Bikini Bottom.)\
89	'''Squidward:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is the final straw]].
90	** Mr. Krabs being chased by [[MemeticMutation Nyan Cat]].
91	** [=SpongeBob=] being dragged through [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Ye Olde Bomb Shoppe",]] [[SturgeonsLaw "Lo Quality Poops",]] and finally, [[SeasonalRot Season 6 of]] [[TakeThat his own show.]]
92	*** That scene was even featured in an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwG0TjOcnDE edited version of "No Free Rides"]].
93	** "Does this look unsure to you?" (silly face) "Yes!" "WHOAH!"
94	** Towards the end, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask the moon]] falls on Mr. Krabs.
95	---> '''Mr. Krabs:''' [[DelayedOhCrap It's just a greasy— Oh, shit]]!
96	** [=SpongeBob=] performing an exorcism on Squidward. "The power of Christ compels you!" And immediately after...
97	---> '''Squidward:''' [[UngratefulBastard Where's my lemonade?!]]\
98	''([=SpongeBob=] shoves him along a conveyor belt and into a set of steel jaws, which kills both of them)''
99	** [=SpongeBob=] stating that a grill is not a stove, followed by [[Series/EverybodyHatesChris Chris Rock]] claiming it is. [=SpongeBob=] responds by [[CallBack throwing him out the window]] in reference to "Chris Hates Everybody" above.
100	** "I would trade it all away... (''beat'') [[MrViceGuy Never mind.]]"
101	** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"]]
102	--->'''Barnacle Boy''': Holy crap, it's that sponge kid!\
103	'''Mermaid Man''': Quick, lad! Activate [[GagPenis Penis Blaster]]! Fires 3 shots at [=SpongeBob=], all of which get deflected by a force field\
104	'''Barnacle Boy''': [[CaptainObvious It's not working, Mermaid Man]]!
105	** "Folks, it seems we have a minor orgy going on in the kitchen".
106	** [=SpongeBob=] and Sandy doing a cotton swab fight... On top of the Empire State Building.
107	** The argument between the possessed Squidward and [=SpongeBob=].
108	--->'''Squidward:''' That lemon has three seeds in it. THAT'S A HOLY NUMBER! I can't eat anything holy-numbered!\
109	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You know, you're a dick.\
110	'''Squidward:''' You know, you're a cock. ''(beat)'' [[Film/TheExorcist Fuck me!]]\
111	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Fine! ''(rubs Squidward's dick)''\
112	'''Squidward:''' NO! NO! I was just kidding!
113	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-k6w-ckyms Candace Opens an Interdimensional Portal]]
114	-->'''Isabella:''' Another strike!\
115	'''Phineas:''' That makes four in a row! Up yours, Buford!\
116	'''Baljeet:''' Yeah, what he said! Buford's head suddenly starts changing directions at a rapid rate, then he spontaneously explodes
117	** "You could have killed me!" "Me, too!" "You could have killed millions!" "''Me, too!''" "Millions, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 dead]]!" '''"[[RuleOfThree Me, too!]]"''' "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy EXTREME CLOSE UPPPPPP!!!!]]"
118	** "Come visit delightful Danville! We have ass, milk, and smiles! Come to Danville, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames or else!]]"
119	*** Immediately after that, Phineas says that what Danville really needs is a big dick. Cue a giant guy wearing an anti-internet freedom badge appearing in front of Danville...
120	---->'''Phineas''': No! That's not at all what I was thinking!
121	** The disc that Perry played at a MadScientist convention to prevent Doofenshmirtz from noticing him is a dubstep that was made by some [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]. What happens after that...
122	--->'''Doofenshmirtz''': [[DumbassHasAPoint Spy!]] 4 Pyros immediatly surround Perry, then burn him to a crisp
123	** "So, what do you think of our shelter?" ''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends "I LIKE CEREAL!!"]]''
124	** Isabella's video of Squidward [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs having a bad drug trip]], a ShoutOut to "Spingebill has a Horrifying Near-Death Experience" by [=BarneyIsPerverted=]
125	--->'''Candace:''' What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] was that?\
126	'''Isabella:''' (''[[NightmareFetishist dreamily]]'') The magic of digital editing.
127	*** Also in that scene is how Candace enters Isabella's room (literally [[VisualPun "barge"-ing]] in) and the image that shows Isabella's love for Phineas.
128	** The brief {{Blipvert}} of Candace saying "Mom!"
129	** Candace's reaction to Buford and Baljeet randomly showing up.
130	--->'''Candace:''' Buford! [[CallBack Ugly Mess!]] What do you two want?\
131	'''Baljeet:''' I want to be [[Film/TheProducers laid!]]\
132	'''Buford:''' [[NerdsAreVirgins That's not gonna happen]].\
133	'''Baljeet:''' Awww...\
134	'''Candace:''' Duh! What do you want, Buford?\
135	'''Buford:''' Like in the metaphysical sense? (Singing) IIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAANNNNTT (Stops singing) [[AllMenArePerverts to see you in some sexy undergarments]].\
136	'''Candace:''' Fine. Whatever.
137	** After that, Candace suddenly turns into [[FanDisservice Robotnik in a bikini]]. The 2 boys promptly [[ScreamingAtSquick react by screaming]] while the "Trololo" song plays.
138	** "[[Memes/TeamFortress2 Pootis]]!" "Pootis!" "Hey children...[[RuleOfThree Pootis!]]"
139	** "Our top story tonight: memes are attacking around the world!"
140	** "Eddy, it's the apocalypse!" [[OhNoNotAgain "What, again?"]]
141	--->'''Edd:''' [[OhCrap Don't look now]]...\
142	'''Mario:''' Oh-ho! Remember Me?
143	** The fight between RED Team and Ciardha has some amusing moments, like Scout running around in a Ducky Momo costume, and RED Spy saving Isabella from being [[VisualPun "photo-bombed"]] by BLU Spy.
144	--->'''RED Spy:''' Go to hell, and take your cheap jokes with you!
145	* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXPwuR6_kw Mario Head.]] Three minutes of pure genius.
146	* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5iFErt7JU Rolf Rapes Reality]]", Edd, of all people, kills Music/JustinBieber by belching. This immediately leads to a Caramelldansen dance party.
147	** At the end of the same video, the Mario head causes thee apocalypse [[DisproportionateRetribution because Eddy won't sing a song with him]].
148	* In the Christmas episode "WebAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmasWhoSkellingtonsRevenge", all of the characters are giving their Christmas wishes to [=SpongeBob=]. When he gets to [[Series/EverybodyHatesChris Chris]], he asks him what he wants Santa to give him. Chris responds by asking Santa for a [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Playboy Magazine]], to which [=SpongeBob=] tells him that he'll [[Film/AChristmasStory shoot his eye out]]. The scene then cuts to Chris [[ButtMonkey being stuffed into a bottle]].
149	** In the same special, [=SpongeBob=] explains to Patrick that he invented a device that could be used to shoot the President. Cue the text explaining the scene away as a joke.
150	** The TakeThat at the U.S. government by having Squidward go back in time to the present [[FridgeLogic (despite the Christmas special taking place a year]] ''[[FridgeLogic before]]'' [[FridgeLogic the video came out)]], which depicts the Capitol building with money pouring down and a sign reading "America, Inc.: $$$ > Human Life", all while Moar Krabs appears in the background.
151	*** A horrified Squidward looks at it, screams, and then returns to his own time and kicks the time machine into a trash can.
152	** Patrick's ScreamDiscretionShot when he's impaled on the Christmas tree.
153	** The entire scene of [=SpongeBob=] going to Squidward to write a letter.
154	--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Don't worry, Squidward, I'll help you get started. ''Dear Mr. Crews, my beautiful chocolate muscle man...''\
155	'''Squidward:''' [=SpongeBob=], no.\
156	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You're right, too forward. (in subtitles) ''My luscious tentacles will make us the envy of all hentai.'' How's that?\
157	'''Squidward:''' '''''NO!!!''''' I'm not in love with Creator/TerryCrews, you moron!\
158	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But when Santa comes, you'll be the only one still dry.\
159	'''Squidward:''' How many times do I have to say it? ''I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ILLUMINATI!''\
160	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(eyes glowing with Illuminati symbols)'' Join us, Squid.
161	** This exchange:
162	--->'''Mayor:''' Jack, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I got the weenies!]]\
163	'''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F*** off, Mayor]]! I am a doctor! PINGAS!
164	*** Also, moments right before this, the Mayor rolls up the stairs to the door.
165	** Jack, who's high on cocaine and imagining himself as a sheep, jumps out the window directly above the Mayor who won't leave him alone.
166	--->"I CAN FLY!"
167	** The Mayor having second thoughts about Jack's Christmas takeover plan.
168	--->'''Jack:''' Mayor, if you won't help me, take a hike!\
169	'''Mayor:''' But, Jack!\
170	'''Jack:''' ''(reads from a manga while holding a joint)'' You might find a job in Christmas Land. And [[BrickJoke take your weenies with you]].\
171	'''Mayor:''' ''(growls)'' You're being an ass! ''(leaves)''
172	** [=SpongeBob=] asking Jack (who's disguised as Santa Claus) where his big, round belly is. Jack responds by grabbing him and saying: '''You naughty little shit! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT?!''' [=SpongeBob=] apologizes out of fear, and Jack throws him down.
173	** [[Film/ThreeHundred This is Halloween!]]
174	*** kick
175	** This is a pretty clever joke as well:
176	--->'''Fish''': I could use a new hat!\
177	''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Soldier and other TF2 classes butt in.]]''\
178	'''Soldier''': Get in line, Canadian!
179	** Mr. Krabs' wish.
180	--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What did you wish for?\
181	'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ponies ([[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie, Derpy, and Fluttershy appear]]).\
182	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Really?\
183	'''Mr. Krabs:''' So I can have their rear ends [[SuddenlyShouting cut off and]] '''[[NightmareFace MOUNTED OVER ME...]]'''
184	** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "BIG PHONE!"]]
185	*** "What the hell man?!"
186	** The scene where Sandy inexplicably melts after [=SpongeBob=] doused her with water in an attempt to save her from the assumed fire in her treedome.
187	--->'''[[Anime/{{Bobobobobobobo}} Beauty]]:''' HOW COME SHE MELTED?!\
188	'''Creator/ChristopherWalken:''' I don't know.\
189	([[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic The Nostalgia Critic]] makes a quick cameo, and he is just as confused as the other two about the ordeal, so much so, that he holds up a sign with a picture of Skoadward on it. Cue ScareChord).
190	** The scene where The Nutcracker Suite is remixed to "Pootis".
191	** After the Hiver is defeated and everyone comes back to life, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Squidward]] pokes his head out of his house. This happens:
192	--->'''Squidward''': What's going on out here?\
193	* cue Santa Claus ([[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext now half-walrus]]) and Jack flying by Squid's house, [[CallBack now with a giant poop on top]]*\
194	'''Santa''': Happy Halloween!\
195	'''Jack''': waving to the people below Merry Christmas!\
196	'''Squidward''': ...yep, I'm insane. spazzes out
197	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGy5qo0CaY Scout's 3-Way Date with a Decapitated Doctor]]
198	** The true opening of the video after the prologue.
199	--->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Hoopla Kid]]''': '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAAAA]]-(''gets hit by the team's truck'')
200	** This exchange:
201	--->'''Soldier:''' Question?\
202	'''Engineer:''' What's your question Soldier?\
203	'''Soldier:''' I teleported Russia to the Moon.\
204	'''Engineer:''' [[FlatWhat What]]?\
205	'''Soldier:''' God told me to.\
206	'''Engineer:''' How high are you?\
207	'''Soldier:''' I've done nothing but Medic's blow for three weeks.\
208	'''Medic:''' Idiot! That cost me a fortune!
209	** [[OneSceneWonder Scout's mom]].
210	--->'''Scout's Mom:''' (''[[MsFanservice wearing a bra that says "#1 MOM"]] and [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl holding two bottles of beer]]'') HEADS UP BOYS!!!!!
211	** The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment complete and utter non sequitur]] that is The Mario Head's song.
212	--->''I'ma bet you can't stand sex\
213	With Lu-i-gi!''\
214	'''Luigi:''' Hey!
215	** Spy teaching Scout the ways of dating...and then Scout fails.
216	--->'''Scout:''' Oh, fuck it! I'll date myself!\
217	'''Spy:''' Yourself?\
218	'''Scout:''' (''to another version of himself'') Hey there, good-lookin'! (''gets slapped by the Spy'')\
219	'''Spy:''' Fried chicken tramp! You want to be [[ParentalIncest your mother's lover]]? In earnest?\
220	'''Scout:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
221	'''Spy:''' (''shouts incoherently'')\
222	'''Scout:''' What?
223	** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants AND HERE COMES A GIANT...!]]
224	* The entirety of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irdxB2K8IN8 YOUTUBE POOP IS DEAD]]", which is one big {{Take That}} joke video making fun of [=YouTube=] users who criticize [=YouTube=] Poops that aren't "three minutes of garbage". [=MoBrosStudios=]' whiny, stereotypical nerdy voice through the video is what really sells it.
225	** After all, it's a parody of a similar video called 90's Nick, which is about some guy making fun of 90's kids in the same fashion.

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