Line #20 Funny/CloneWarsGambit


1	* Obi-Wan Kenobi is basically a walking, [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments funny moment]] in these books, especially when interacting with [[VitriolicBestBuds Anakin]] and [[FireForgedFriends Bail Organa]], who are no slouches in the snark department themselves.
2	* Anakin pestering Obi-Wan until he gives in and reveals the full nature of the injuries he received in the terrorist attack.
3	--> '''Anakin:''' So. What was the damage?
4	--> '''Obi-Wan (evasively):''' Various bumps and bruises. A bit of scorching. A cut here and there.
5	--> '''Anakin (skeptical):''' ''And?''
6	--> '''Obi-Wan (uncomfortable):''' And really, there is no need to make a fuss. I hardly think I look at death's door. Do you?
7	--> '''Anakin:''' Not now you don't. But then, everyone knows Master Vokara Che is a genius. So- what else?
8	--> '''Obi-Wan (mumbling):''' Concussion. Broken hand. Broken leg. Broken shoulder. Cracked pelvis. Four broken ribs and a punctured lung. One or two internal organs jostled a bit.
9	--> '''Anakin (SarcasmMode):''' Is ''that'' all? And to think I thought it was actually ''serious''. That should teach me to overreact.
10	* Obi-Wan's reaction to Bail's protestation that Lanteeb won't be as bad as Zigoola is both hilarious and provokes a ridiculous mental image.
11	--> '''Bail''': Have you ever heard of a planet called Lanteeb?
12	--> '''Obi-Wan''': We are not having this conversation. At this very moment I am asleep in the Jedi Temple having a nightmare.
13	--> '''Bail''': Hey, it's not that bad. I happen to know where Lanteeb is and it's nowhere near Wild Space. It's a back-world of the Outer Rim.
14	--> '''Obi-Wan''': And that, of course, makes things ''so'' much better. We should take the entire Jedi Council there for a picnic.
15	* In ''Stealth'', first a clone medic, then Anakin, then Admiral Yularen and then Bail Organa all make the mistake of making a fuss about Obi-Wan's injuries, causing a long progression of funny moments as he gets increasingly more irate. Let's just say that Obi-Wan really hates showing any signs of weakness.
16	* Bail Organa deciding to confront Obi-Wan about how awful he looks whilst he is driving, so that Obi-Wan doesn't pitch him over the side of the speeder. He then threatens to throw ''Obi-Wan'' out of the speeder if he continues to claim that he's fine.
17	* Bail warns Obi-Wan not to take more out of his bank account than he has in (in other words, don't over-exhaust himself). Obi-Wan tells him that Jedi don't have bank accounts.
18	* Greti, a girl Obi-Wan has befriended and mentored, has never met any aliens. When she meets Ahsoka, she asks why Ahsoka doesn't have any hair. Needled, Ahsoka tells her that she's a Togruta, and not everyone needs, likes, or even ''wants'' hair. And then the notably bald Mace Windu walks up, and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Greti innocently asks if he's a Togruta, too]].
19	* Obi-Wan at his {{Determinator}} best: He's not losing, just...not winning at the moment.
20	* Pellaeon requesting that Ahsoka should wear more covering clothes on his ship because her outfit is too exposed in both a exposed-to-the-elements way and an AgeInappropriateDress way.

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