Line #199 Funny/Phelous2023Episodes


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5	[[folder:Spider-Man Robs Rocket Robin Hood AGAIN]]
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8	[[folder:Cinderella (Britannica)]]
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14	[[folder:Dalmatians (Dingo Pictures Book)]]
15	* Four words: Creator/DingoPictures [[BeyondTheImpossible gets bootlegged.]]
16	** To clarify, the [=Edutain4Kids=] book versions of Dingo’s films weren’t officially licensed, meaning that [[{{Irony}} a company is stealing ideas from another company famous for stealing ideas for their films]]... and then it turns out that the famous Phoenix and Midas games releases of their movies ''weren’t even officially licensed either''.
17	* The above fact leads to Phelous making a joke about Dingo Pictures now having its own Galaxy Hole
18	-->'''Wabuu''': Being a part of the Galaxy Warriors is ''sooooo stupid''!
19	* Commenting on ''Dalmatians''’ SequelNumberSnarl, by saying that at least [=Edutain4Kids=] didn’t decide to name their adaptation “''Dalmatians 5'' or something”.
20	* “The ''original'' Dingo movie. [[ARareSentence That’s something I just said.]]”
21	* Commenting on how the book apparently tried to keep the crow as the narrator:
22	-->'''Phelous''': But they forgot the most important part of the crow dialogue. Haah! Zzzst!
23	-->'''Crow from the original Dingo version''': Haah! Haah! Isn’t that idyllic. Zzzst!
24	* The book’s writer accidentally typed “the dingy of town” instead of “the dingy side of town”:
25	-->'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker Ah, right, of course. The dingy of town. I always try and stay away from the dingy of town.]]
26	* Speaking of typos, at one point Crumb’s name was miswritten as “Crump”... and the audio narrator just went along with it.
27	-->'''Phelous''': Though maybe this is [=Edutain4Kids=] being super accurate and this is there interpretation of Dingo Pictures messing up Crummel’s name as “Crummer”.
28	* And this single mistake seems to have confused the narrator, who can later be heard saying “Crump” instead of “Crumb” ''even when Crumb’s name has been written correctly''.
29	* [[ItMakesSenseInContext “Which I guess means he’s getting off my wiping his ass on an old radio?”]]
30	** [[BrickJoke “We were just trying to get some butt radio time!”]]
31	* Continuing with the typos, the book later calls Boss “a great, Great Dane” instead of “a gray Great Dane”, Freddy a “Mott”, and Tramp a “Snoozer” - but the narrator somehow says ''those'' correctly.
32	* When talking about how the audiobook still kept the [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids threat of beatings]] in it…
33	-->'''[=E4K=]!Wabuu''': I love the beatings, they deserve it!
34	-->'''Real!Wabuu''': Don’t make me be the one with standards, you messed up version of me.
35	* Immediately following that, as the crow watches the scene from the dog food factory’s window…
36	-->'''Narrator''': They wished that someone would rescue them from the notorious duo.
37	-->'''Phelous!Crow''': I could do that, but I won’t! Haah! Zzzst!
38	* Complaining about the Backstreet Dogs’ useless “searching” (which consists of then [[EpicFail just chasing Charlie Cat]]).
39	* More typos!
40	-->'''Narrator''': Some of gang were still surprised that all this information came from Butcher.
41	-->'''Phelous''': Some of gang wonder why English so good.
42	* The scene where Dot gets caught in a trap, and narrator says the crow “flies off” but the illustrations just show it sitting in the factory window.
43	-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, look how far it got.
44	* And, finally, Phelous taking objection to a certain part of the [[BabiesEverAfter “happy ending”]].
45	-->'''Narrator''': Years passed, and Dot and Crumb grew up and had their own little puppies together [...] The crow and Butcher stayed with them.
46	-->'''Phelous''': Bumming off them for the rest of their lives!
47	* “And now, Wabuu and Bootleg Wabuu are [[BlatantLies best of friends!]]”
48	-->'''Real!Wabuu''': I am going to kill you, Bootleg Wabuu!
49	-->'''Phelous''': Eh, close enough…
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52	[[folder: Pinocchio: A True Story]]
53	* Three words: Creator/PaulyShore Pinocchio.
54	* Apparently, a fantasy movie about a puppet coming to life can somehow receive the subtitle [[BasedOnAGreatBigLie “A True Story”]]
55	--> '''Phelous:''' This is as true a story as ''VideoGame/FatalFrame''. [[DontExplainTheJoke The game where you fight ghosts with a camera]].
56	* Phelous repeatedly pointing out how [[{{Pun}} wooden]] the voice acting is.
57	* Any time Phelous compares the voice acting in the DuelingDubs, but especially this line:
58	--> '''Phelous:''' Wow, it’s a real toss-up who did the better bad horse noise there.
59	* [[BrickJoke Later]], when Tibalt runs out of the stable
60	--> '''Phelous:''' Russian guy wins on the bad horse noise this time
61	* “How did they even manage to make a cat and a fox look so damn ugly? This cat looks almost as bad as the cats from ''Film/{{Cats}}''.”
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64	[[folder: When Spider-Man Stole a Plot From Spider-Man]]
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67	[[folder: Lion and the King 0]]
68	* Phelous going over the “Lion And The King” series’s absurd SequelNumberSnarl (with the ''same movie'' being released as ''Lion And The King'', ''Lion And The King 2'', and being planned to be released as ''Lion And The King 3'') and swarm of [[MarketBasedTitle inexplicable retitlings]].
69	* Making fun of the horribly-produced Spanish [=VCD=], which has a bizarre clipart [[{{Expy}} not-Bambi]] on the cover and, due to the VCD being very shoddily put together, ends the movie prematurely… as in, a few ''[[EpicFail seconds]]'' after it begins.
70	* The famous Uncle Albert makes his triumphant appearance.
71	* “Oh, and Wuschel also plays a prominent role in this one”.
72	-->'''Wabuu''': Wuschel?! Who keeps putting stupid Wuschel in these movies? This is bullshit! Needs more Wabuu and less Wuschel!
73	* “This is one of the unnecessarily long Dingo Pictures movies, coming in at 48 minutes and 40 seconds, so you know what that means: [[{{Padding}} A bunch of pointless drawn-out walking scenes!]]”
74	* The “trumpeting elephants”, which sound like the last, desperate cries of a dying… squeaky dog toy.
75	* A random scene of a pelican [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment singing about bananas]] gets an appropriately confused reaction from Phelous.
76	* King Mah God’s literature-quoting snake advisor quotes [[Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream “Well roared, lion”]] after he roars… and the king apparently finds that reference “too intellectual” to understand.
77	-->'''[=Phelous!King=] Mah God''': I mean, I roared, and then you quote that a lion roared. I can’t piece ''that'' one together!
78	* Then Mah God roars ''again'', and the scene of the snake quoting Shakespeare is reused.
79	-->'''[=Phelous!King=] Mah God''': Stop confusing me, Book Snake! Yooooou shall be ''fired''!
80	* Book Snake’s at it again:
81	-->'''Book Snake''' (reading from her book): “I feel as stupid, from all you’ve said/As if a mill-wheel whirled in my head”- Goethe
82	-->'''Wabuu''' (reading from a book labeled [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin “Wabuu”]]): “I feel you are ''so stuuuupid'' too.” - Wabuu
83	* “WORK ETHIC INTERRUPTING BEAR!”
84	* When discussing what humans (who never actually show up in the film) could do to the animals:
85	-->'''Wuschel''': There’s nothing they can make out of me, right?
86	-->'''Book Snake''': Oh, yes, they will clip your tail and use it as a shaving brush.
87	-->'''Wabuu''': Wow, an actual use for Wuschel!
88	* Phelous’s frustration when the parrot decides to screechily sing “Diamonds are the girl’s best friend!” ([[GratuitousEnglish In English]], when the rest of the movie is in subtitled German).
89	-->'''Phelous''': I hope you enjoyed the parrot saying that part in English, because it [[{{Pun}} parrots]] it back several times!
90	* [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 ♫ It’s the Ciiiiircle of Who Cares! And it bores us all! ♫]]
91	** [[CallBack ♫ But perhaps weee could become friends! Mmm, I don’t know I think we should be ennnnemies! ♫]]
92	* When King Mah God gets bitten by a “rattlesnake” (which looks more like a cobra) and is weak from the venom, Phelous jokes that he’s actually just “so incredibly high”.
93	* When Book Snake’s back tooth [[AssPull can somehow cure Mah God of the poison]].
94	-->'''Phelous''': Oh, of course! Book Snake is also the Antidote Snake. [[SarcasmMode That only makes sense!]]
95	* “Yes, sadly with big smiles. Because Dingo is lazy”
96	** “And the Book Snake somehow looks ''worse'' in profile!”
97	* Admitting that he “appreciated the wording there” when the subtitled narration said that King Mah God was [[MemeticMutation “completely useless now”]].
98	* Upon finding out that the rabbit Robin befriends is named [[Music/TheBeatles “Ringo”]]
99	-->'''Phelous''': ♫ That bunny wants to be under the sea, in a Dingo Pictures garden. ♫
100	* And, of course, quoting “I think we should be enemies” when Robin asks Ringo if he wants to be his friend.
101	* When Robin decides to bribe the vultures with, of all things, computers:
102	-->'''Phelous''': Oh, of course! They’ll just find some of those wild computers growing out in the desert!
103	* “The bluebirds tell the vultures about the computer betrayal offer, but there has to be a long discussion about also getting color screens, printers, and modems.”
104	** “I hope they at least get ''high-speed'' dial-up out in the jungle.”
105	* Dingo’s trademark LosingHorns play ''[[SoundtrackDissonance when Bokassa the Black Panther collapses from being poisoned]]''.
106	* The computers are apparently the only loose end Dingo is actually willing to tie up, since the movie takes a break from the actual plot for a [[SarcasmMode diverting]] scene of the vultures trying to hack each other. Phelous mostly just wonders [[FridgeLogic where they plugged them in]].
107	* The return of [[CallBack Online Wabuu]], who ends the review by managing to oust Mah God as king and setting himself up as the jungle’s new dictator-for-life.
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110	[[folder: Fantastic Four: The Menace Of Magneto]]
111	* Magneto's offended when a gas station attendant offers him fuel.
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114	[[folder: Mouse Police (Dingo Pictures)]]
115	* Right off the bat, the review’s opening line is almost a [=CMoF=]:on its own:
116	-->'''Phelous''': If you ever want to see ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuers'' meet ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'' meet Franchise/MickeyMouse meet Creator/DingoPictures… [[BaitAndSwitch there might be something wrong with you.]] But [[ThisIsGonnaSuck it exists.]]
117	* Making fun of how atrociously designed [=EastWest’s DVD=] cover for the movie is: Rather than depicting anything that actually happened in the movie, they appear to have cut two mice out from the Spanish release cover of ''Nice Cats'', slightly (and poorly) recolored & vertically stretched them, and then edited them in front of some “crappy clipart treasure”. [[CoversAlwaysLie At no point in ''Mouse Police'' is there even any treasure involved.]]
118	* Phelous then takes a moment to digress about how the Spanish ''Nice Cats'' release cover didn’t actually depict anything that happened in ''that'' movie ''either'', instead showing a quartet of mice dancing in front of Lucy playing a (very wonky-looking) golden violin.
119	-->'''Phelous!Lucy''': I can’t find my damn violin!
120	* Phelous repeatedly mocking how much the movie’s villain looks like [[Creator/{{Disney}} Mickey Mouse]].
121	-->'''Phelous''': Most of the mice in this movie do not have the “Mickey Mouse” style, so it’s interesting Dingo chose that for the bad guy. That’s some real commentary from Dingo Pictures there: “Disney is ''evil'', so we are ''right'' to copy them.”
122	* This exchange:
123	-->'''Sophie''': This [mini golf] course has only been here for six months and we’ve always played together.
124	-->//Shot of Newspaper Mouse laughing//
125	-->'''Phelous''': Oh, come on. That’s not even remotely funny. Now maybe if she said…
126	-->'''Sophie''': I can’t find my damn hairbrush!
127	-->'''Phelous''': ''That'' would be funny
128	* Phelous complains about how much Dingo reuses character names when he finds out that the newspaper-carrying mouse is named “Charlie”.
129	* “So, I kind of REALLY want to see our main heroes fall into a mousetrap and die!”
130	** Note that, at this point, Phelous is ''less than four minutes in'' to the review.
131	* [[SarcasmMode “You know, I always wondered what Mickey Mouse’s weiner cousin who drives a cheese truck was like.”]]
132	*
133	-->'''Sophie''': At last, something’s happened!
134	-->'''Phelous''': [[DeadpanSnarker A common expression when watching a Dingo movie.]]
135	* Calling a long walking scene “non-stop action”.
136	* “I love…” (Beat) “... awkward line breaks!”
137	* “Wabuu News”
138	-->'''Wabuu''' (sitting at a desk in front of a generic “news-y” background): ThisJustIn: Incompetent mouse police accidentally shot two more people today by pulling their guns before actually looking at anything! \
139	'''Wabuu''': Big cheese robbery! (beat) Not a single shit given.
140	* Discussing the possibility of a reward for catching the robber:
141	-->'''Phelous''': The reward could even be crappy clip art treasure!
142	* [[{{Pun}} “The Greatly Exaggerated Mouse Detective”]]
143	* Dingo Pictures has added ''another'' SequelHook that they don’t intend to follow up on, in the form of the kids winning a trip to Italy.
144	-->'''Phelous''': That’s right! Sophie and Max take down the entire Italian cheese mafia in ''Mouse Police 2''. Coming… never.
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147	[[folder:Real Ghostbusters: Mrs. Rogers Neighborhood - ABC REDUB]]
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150	[[folder:Dingo Pictures Sent Me Something...]]
151	* The opening sequence, where Phelous is in ''utter disbelief'' at what he’s received.
152	-->'''Phelous''': So, Creator/DingoPictures sent me a package. '''Dingo Pictures''' sent '''me''' a package. Why would Dingo Pictures send me a package? What could possibly be in this?
153	--> //Reaches into the package and withdraws a ''plushie version of Wabuu''//
154	-->'''Phelous''': Now I understand. This is Dingo’s way of getting rid of me.
155	-->'''Plush!Wabuu''': You’re [[{{Catchphrase}} sooo stuuuupid]]! //[[WhenPropsAttack ”Lunges” at Phelous, “knocking” him “unconscious”]]//
156	* The camera zooming in on Plush!Wabuu with ominous music and flame effects when Phelous reveals the bag also contained a plush version of [[SitcomArchNemesis Wuschel]].
157	* And the scene immediately following that:
158	-->'''Plush!Wabuu''': Are you shitting me with this? A Wuschel plush?! Who ordered a damn Wuschel plush?!
159	-->'''Plush!Wuschel''': I’m a fan favorite, Wabuu! Deal with it!
160	-->'''Plush!Wabuu''': Oh, I’ll deal with it. I’m gonna rip your stuffing out, you little bastard!
161	--> //Phelous makes the two plushies fight//
162	-->'''Plush!Wuschel''': Oh, nooo! Save me, Oro!
163	-->'''Plush!Oro''': Wuschel, science says soon we will fly! //”Flies” around Wabuu and Wuschel while the [[Film/ThePumaman Pumaman theme]] plays//
164	* “Yeeeeee! [[LampshadeHanging That’s the meme!]] [=YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!=]”
165	*
166	-->'''Plush!Wabuu''': You know, Phelan, that Wuschel plush is just way too big. He’s almost the size of a dinosaur! How’s that work?
167	-->'''Phelous''': I don’t know! I don’t know how sizes work in any Dingo Pictures movies.
168	-->'''Plush!Wabuu''': Eh, that’s a fair point.
169	* Plushie Wabuu versus Hand Puppet Meeko. That is all.
170	* Plush!Wabuu insulting Plush!Wuschel’s tail, which leads to them having a tail fight.
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173	[[folder:Super Mario Movie (1993)]]
174	* [[Creator/AllisonPregler Allison]] calling ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993'' [[SarcasmMode “1993’s most beloved video game adaptation”]].
175	* [[Film/JurassicPark [=JURASSIC YOSHI=]]]
176	** “It’s not the worst interpretation of Yoshi. At least it wasn’t [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld a baby.”]]
177	*
178	-->'''Mario''': Uh oh! Need to [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential use you as a boost, Yoshi!]]
179	-->'''Phelous!Yoshi''': [=AAAAAA!=] Damn you, Mario!
180	* “Open Call: Plumbers, come fix something!”
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183	[[folder:[=TMNT=]: Mutant Mayhem]]
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186	[[folder:The Movie That Made Rick Moranis Quit]]
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189	[[folder:Snow White Christmas]]
190	* Grunyon was already the ButtMonkey comic relief of the special, so Phelous naturally takes every possible opportunity to contribute to this.
191	** Grunyon’s literal first line earns him an immediate “Silence, peon!” by Phelous!Snow White Jr.
192	** Wabuu pitches in at one point, and even has a doppleganger helping him.
193	** When Snow White Jr and Grunyon are given a house-shaped cuckoo clock to sleep in, Phelous!Snow White Jr sarcastically delights in the prospect of sleeping on gears and having Grunyon stink up the place.
194	** Near the end, upon seeing a shot of the royal family sitting at their thrones, Phelous laughs at Grunyon having to sit on the floor, guessing that it’s so they can kick him whenever they’re upset.
195	* Phelous gets more and more dumbfounded as the Wicked Queen keeps pulling out increasingly lethal ways to kill Snow White Jr, and notes that she would’ve been more successful had she just started with the most dangerous methods.
196	** Reaches its peak upon the Queen summoning a '''group of demons''' to battle the Seven Giants.
197	-->'''Phelous:''' The Queen had ''demons'' this whole time?!\
198	'''Phelous!Wicked Queen:''' I need to ''kill'' Snow White Jr! Obviously, plan A will be “turn into a mouse”!
199	-->'''Phelous!Wicked Queen:''' (offhandedly) My last resort will be my demon squad.
200	*** Phelous immediately retracts this when Hiccer scares off the demons with his hiccuping, concluding the Queen decided to avoid using them because they were cowards.
201	* Finicky’s EstablishingCharacterMoment earns this gem of a sarcastic comment:
202	->'''Phelous:''' Wow, a queer-coded character in a Filmation cartoon, that’s so unlike them.
203	** As he says this, a picture of He-Man pops up.
204	* Phelous nicknames Hiccer and Weeper, “Drunky” and “Weenie” respectively.
205	* Brawny paper towel rolls.
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