Line #18 Funny/TheFanfictionCritic


1	* The whole discussion with the Fanfiction Devil in part 2 of her review of ''Fanfic/BackToTheFrollo''.
2	** Made even funnier by the fact that ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Fantasia}} A Night on Bald Mountain]]'' is playing in the background!
3	** The Critic's first response to Frollo being called a "sex symbol".
4	-->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' Maybe I saw the wrong version of this movie. (''shows Frollo'') No this author is just ''on something''...
5	** The following gem from the same episode:
6	--> "You know about the time travel?! But I thought you loved me!" Yeah, that makes about as much sense as saying "You knew I was allergic to cats?! There's a tree outside!"
7	** And after she hears about the amount of "sexy Frollo" descriptions.
8	--> I think this author has Frollo confused with someone really, really sexy like Creator/JohnnyDepp or Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio or Creator/WallyCox (''shows a picture of Wally Cox with the subtitles "You have no idea how jealous I am right now."'') [[{{Fangirl}} Oh, if I had a time machine and male genitalia]]...
9	** And later:
10	--> I can see how you'd make that mistake, I frequently get confused too! Like this is my favorite stuffed animal (''holds up Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''), and this is my favorite book (''holds up Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''), and I don't know ''what'' this is (''holds up a box marked "poison"''), but it's just so yummy! (''eats some of its contents'')
11	** Anytime a gross and sexual description of Frollo shows up and the Critic vomits.
12	* In her review of "Something in the Eyes" (a bad ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia''/''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' crossover) has her reaction to the idea that Jareth is a metaphor for God/Jesus.
13	-->'''Fanfiction Critic''': Wait, so does that mean that Jareth is a metaphor for God/Jesus too? (''cut to a clip of Jareth being attractive'') [[{{Fangirl}} OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH RIGHT NOW!]] (''runs off'')
14	-->''Later''
15	-->'''Fanfiction Critic''': (''extremely disappointed'') Music/DavidBowie wasn't at church. [[NoodleIncident And consequently I'm no longer allowed to go back there.]]
16	* From her review of "Sonic Fights Robotnik":
17	-->'''Critic''': So...who is "Bookshire"? Because when I googled "Bookshire" and "Sonic the Hedgehog", all I found was this. (''shows a hedgehog with a cast'') [[CutenessOverload Oh no! He's got a little boo-boo on his little hedgehog leg! Ohh...but he's so cute! He's so cute!]] Okay, let's see what else I found...(''shows a hedgehog sticking its tongue out'') [[CutenessOverload OHH! He's sticking out his little tongue! Oh, he's a sassy little hedgehog! He's so naughty! He's so naughty!]]
18	** "The MacGuffin you need is on the opposite side of the forest. Also, you should [[TakeThat kill antoine]]."
19	** When Robotnik [[NeverMyFault inexplicably blames Snivelly]] for a missile missing its intended target, we have this:
20	-->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' And why is it Snivelly's fault? Well, never mind, everything was sort of [[ButtMonkey his]] fault.
21	-->''(Shows a screenshot of Robotnik and Snivelly with the subtitle "This fanfiction is bad, Snivelly, and it's all your fault!")''
22	** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Furry Cybersex]].
23	** "I don't recall [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Tails]] being such [[RonTheDeathEater an insufferable little douchebag]] on the show. That was usually [[FrenchJerk Antoine]]." (''cue a picture of Antoine with the caption "If you couldn't tell, [[TheScrappy I hate Antoine"]] under it'')
24	* In [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} "Marie"]], she suggests that Frollo's brother might be a zombie, after he inexplicably comes back from the dead. She then gives us this:
25	-->'''Zombie!Frollo''': (''to the tune of "Hellfire"'') BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
26	-->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
27	-->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
28	-->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
29	-->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
30	-->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS '''''BRAAAAAAAAAIIIINS!!!'''''
31	-->'''The Fanfiction Critic''': I would watch that!
32	** Her response to the Mary-Sue-protagonist's blase reaction to a shocking event. She provides Sally's reaction to Oogie Boogie's death in ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' as a comparison.
33	-->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' See? A reaction! A look of shock and horror as the Boogie Man is skinned alive before her very eyes! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she waits a good ten minutes before gettin' it on with Jack Skellington]].

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