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1	* While making French Toast, Heavy touches a heated pan ([[TooDumbToLive after the instructor specifically told him not to]]) and instantly bursts into flames.
2	* When Heavy realizes he doesn't have milk with which to make French Toast, he immediately runs up to Spy's house, breaking a window in the process, knocks out Spy, and then proceeds to start ransacking the fridge until he finds a container of milk, and then promptly slams the door, knocking it off its hinges.
3	* From "Heavy Goes Bowling"
4	--> Francis takes a moment to catch his breath at the door immediately after Louis has been thrown outside and overpowered by headcrab zombies.
5	--> '''Francis''': Phew. [[TemptingFate Good thing I'm indestruct-]]
6	--> G-Man runs up to Francis and kills him instantly with his briefcase.
7	* Almost the entirety of "Heavy's Retarded Holiday but in particular, the scenes starring "[[VideoGame/HeavyRain Norman Jayden and Carter Blake]]". Starting fro when Jayden runs over Frank West and Chuck Greene.
8	-->'''Nahman Jayden''': Oh I'm sorry. Heads over to Frank
9	-->'''Nahman Jayden''': Is that a...coffee you're drinkin' there?
10	-->'''Frank West''': Yeah!
11	-->Norman grins and grabs Frank by the face
12	-->'''Nahman Jayden''': Agent Nahman Jayden, FBI. Flashes ID badge You're under arrest!
13	-->Later at the FBI place, Frank's in the "interrogation room" with Norman and Carter. Frank offers them a coffee and Norman looks like he might accept when-
14	-->'''Carter Blake''': '''FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!!''' Kicks Frank and the table over
15	-->'''Nahman Jayden''': That doesn't make any sense!
16	-->'''Carter Blake''': Punches Norman to the ground
17	-->'''Carter Blake''': Why don't you fuck off...''Norman.''
18	* After finally opening the package containing his new [=XBox=] 360, Heavy has a fun time playing [[VideoGame/TheDarkness The Darkness]]... until the [=XBox=] suddenly [[TheAllegedComputer red-rings.]]

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