Line #153 Funny/XRayAndVav


1	Page for the funny moments of X-Ray and Vav.
2
3	!! Episode 1 - '''X-Ray and Vav Rise'''
4	* We first meet the duo making a daring and risky rescue... [[spoiler:of a cat stuck in a tree.]] And even then they mess it up.
5	* Hilda's first reaction to X-Ray.
6	* Upon meeting ORF, Vav goes into baby-talk.
7	-->'''ORF''': Language input does not compute. Please speak: English!
8	* Trying to stop the thieves. Every last bit of it.
9	* Hilda successfully gets the CEO to leave when the wall blows up
10	-->''' ORF''': Job security at 0%\
11	'''Hilda''': '''GODDAMMIT X-RAY!'''
12	* The random Ghost X-Ray in the teacup.
13	-->"Imma ghooost!"
14
15	!! Episode 2 - '''Operation: Rescue Friend'''
16	* The opening. Rusty draws attention to the fact that when he heard he would be filming [[ThatCameOutWrong two guys in costumes in an alley]], [[NotWhatItLooksLike he was expecting something very different]].
17	* Hilda finds the duo in an alleyway and gets ready to murder X-Ray. Rusty asks her to hold while zooming in to get a good angle. [[spoiler:She punches Rusty.]]
18	* Upon hearing that ORF needs liberating from Monarch Labs.
19	-->'''X-Ray''': "You hear that?"\
20	'''Vav''': "A rescue mission!"\
21	'''X-Ray''': "Sounds like a job for..."\
22	'''X-Ray and Vav''': "''X-Ray and Va-''"\
23	'''Hilda''': "[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand No, no, no!]] Stop. I ''do not'' need your help."
24	* X-Ray searches for his grappling hook in his [[UnderwearOfPower "Over-Undies"]], and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything makes some... peculiar facial expressions and noises while doing so]]. Then...
25	--> '''Hilda''': "Geez, how long does it take to find a grappling hook?"\
26	'''X-Ray''': "Grappling hook?"
27	* The superhero transition screen with happy duo and reluctant looking Hilda.
28	* One part of Hilda's plan to rescue ORF is Rusty guiding them from the unmarked van. Cue a DescriptionCut of Rusty in a van that ''actually says "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Unmarked Van]]" on the side.''
29	* X-Ray and Vav sneak into the security room, make a load of hand signals... [[spoiler:and look up to realise the guard has spotted them]].
30	--> '''X-Ray''': [[spoiler:"''I'm a ninja!''" ''(eye-blasts the guard)'']]
31	* This little exchange:
32	-->'''Vav:''' If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!\
33	'''The Mad King:''' [[EvilLaugh Hahaha]], you two paupers are no match for my cunning genius.\
34	'''X-Ray:''' [[MondegreenGag Gross! You're gonna do]] ''[[MondegreenGag what]]'' [[MondegreenGag to us?!]]\
35	'''Vav:''' X-Ray, he said "cunning genius".\
36	'''X-Ray:''' Oh. Still gross.
37	* [[EvilIsHammy The]] [[TheMadHatter Mad]] [[CardCarryingVillain King]]. Especially his reaction to [[spoiler: Hilda using ThePowerOfFriendship to rescue ORF]].
38	--> "What is this Disney bullshit?"
39	* ORF's cheery tone as she says:
40	--> "He deserves to suffer!"
41
42	!! Episode 3 - '''Evil Unlocked'''
43	* [[spoiler:The Corpirate says he's at the Mayor's to 'plunder his booty'. The Mayor is alarmed]].
44	* The fact that X-Ray's Mother is voiced by [[spoiler:''Gus'']].
45	** And his elderly female neighbour by [[spoiler:''Jack'']].
46	* Rusty makes his entrance beating up X-Ray's elderly neighbour because he thinks she's being mind-controlled by the government to kill X-Ray and Vav... or she's a zombie.
47	* The Key to the City can't mind-control X-Ray or Vav because [[spoiler:they don't have minds to control]].
48	* Hilda enters the scene having figured out everything [[spoiler:only to find that everyone else already knew]].
49
50
51	!! Episode 4 - '''Storm the Tower'''
52	* X-Ray and Vav break into the Corpirate's base to save Hilda, and actually succeed. [[spoiler:Too bad they forgot to disable the alarms]].
53	* We finally get to see the one of Vav's numbered plans [[BrickJoke he mentioned in the pilot]] in action [[spoiler:and how they actually ''use'' the squid...]]
54	* X-Ray jumps from the building to the helicopter while saying "Parkour!"
55	* Rusty joins the others from the cockpit to talk about taking them to the top of the tower to finally put an end to the Corpirate's plan... [[spoiler:wait, who's flying the copter?]]
56	** [[spoiler:Rusty and Hilda land on top of the tower well, X-Ray and Vav faceplant]].
57	* ORF's {{Badass Boast}}s. Adorable ''and'' terrifying!
58	* The first team-up hit from X-Ray and Vav versus the Corpirate is [[spoiler:a GroinAttack from both sides. No, not hitting him in the groin. Hitting him ''with'' their groins. In the face]].
59	* X-Ray bemoans dying a virgin and without knowing who his father is.
60	--> '''Corpirate''': "What if I told ye... ''I'' be ye father?"
61	--> '''X-Ray''': ''(instantly brightening)'' "Really? Papa?"[[labelnote:*]]With the emphasis on the ''second'' syllable, rather than the first, which manages to make it even better[[/labelnote]]
62	--> '''Corpirate''': "Of course not ye fool!"
63	* Vav's attempt at a PreMortemOneLiner before [[spoiler: pushing the Corpirate off the building]] features him trying to use "mutinated" and "mutinized".
64	--> '''Vav''': ''(now deadpan and annoyed)'' Consider yourself [[BuffySpeak mutinized. ...I mean mutinated]]. [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand This is a mutiny, is what I'm getting at.]]
65	--> '''X-Ray''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe After all this,]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe that's]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe your finishing line?!]]
66	--> '''Corpirate''': [[EveryoneHasStandards Aye, t'was terrible.]]
67	--> '''Vav''': [[NoYou You're terrible!]] [[spoiler: ''(pushes him)'']]
68	* The after-credit scene. [[spoiler:Apparently Vav activated his slow-mo hands when he pushed the Corpirate. A bit of a BrickJoke since the sound effect was quietly played when he did so]].
69
70
71	!! S2 Episode 1: The Dawn of Mogar
72	* The Corpirate is [[BrickJoke still falling in slow motion.]] The police have no idea how to proceed.
73	** Alternatively, the Corpirate is ''still in the air''!
74	* X-Ray and Vav arrive to stop crime...by bus.
75	* X-Ray and Vav have a fan! [[NoodleIncident Whom they apparently took to court to get a restraining order.]]
76	* When the newspaper writes stories about them they don't like, X-Ray breaks in to beat the crap out of the reporter. Vav comes along to deliver a StronglyWordedLetter.
77
78	!! S2 Episode 2: Enter the Dragonfic
79	* With Hilda’s promotion, ORF now wears a tie.
80	** ORF’s general cheerfulness in general.
81	* X-Ray being highly jealous of Vav and Ash.
82	* Vav being out on a ‘date’ with Ash, and utterly frozen, and comments afterwards that soon he might be able speak.
83	** Hilda hearing that Vav was on a date.
84	-->'''Hilda:'''Awww, you dweebs are finally growing up.\
85	'''X-Ray:''' How dare you, I'll never grow up.
86	* Our hero’s dialog once under control of the book.
87	* Hilda has been KickedUpstairs to head Monarch Labs… And she doesn’t even know what the company actually does. She’s even shown in a business meeting talking about how “These numbers mean… numbers.”
88	* “Why does my mouth taste like shitty dialog?”
89	* The entirety of what happens after the Little Girl gets ahold of the book, from the sparkily outfits, to the revelation that she’s a YaoiFangirl.
90	** And it appears that Hilda is also a YaoiFangirl.
91	* In all honesty, this episode seems to be a gigantic TakeThat at fan fiction writers, or rather, the worse ones.
92	-->'''Hilda:''' God, this looks like something out of a bad fan fiction.
93
94	!! S2 Episode 3: My Dinner with Ash
95	* X-Ray's idea of disguising himself so he can surreptitiously give Vav dating advice is to simply add a handlebar mustache.
96	* Mogar shows up at a formal restaurant, wearing a tie... and the rest of his normal outfit, complete with sword.
97
98	!! S2 Episode 4: Coal and Order
99	* X-Ray's insistence on knocking down Flynt's door. Then screaming at Flynt when he calls him "loud and obnoxious".
100	* Flynt's PrivateEyeMonologue. Just... all of it.
101	* Flynt pouring coffee into his mouth while narrating, resulting in most of it spilling.
102	* The entire NoodleIncident of what happened between Rusty and Flynt just gets worse and worse the more they [[HomoeroticSubtext half explain]].
103	* The Architects' club and that Rusty's a part of it, though only for the free food and orgies. Then he tries to get the trio to participate.
104	* "I bet I could jump it!" ''[pathetic hop]''
105
106	!! S2 Episode 5: The Madness of the King
107	* X-Ray treating [[spoiler:The Mad King]] as a psychiatrist, complete with comfy chair.
108
109	!! S2 Episode 6: It's A Crazy Mad World
110	* How does [[spoiler:The Mad King]] reclaim his position? PUPPIES!
111	** How did he get the puppies? Mogar swipes a bag from another criminal, walks into a pet store and busts right out WITH puppies.
112	* Vav saves Hilda from Mogar by hitting him with his Slo-Mo Rays. Hilda just casually walks away.
113	* "Mogar insists you stop hitting yourselves."
114	* After dethawing her, Hilda takes a little comfort in being able to invent once more, but isn't sure if she could do so in their home. ORF gives Hilda a bunch of scraps and tells her she can do anything if she just ~BELIEVES~... and when that fails, Vav mutters "Shut the hell up, ORF."
115
116	!! S2 Episode 7: The Anti-Vav Ray
117	* The opening now has the puppies running alongside X-Ray and Vav
118	* When the duo finds out about [[spoiler:The Mad King]], X-Ray declares that they're going to expose his ass on TV (as in, reveal he's a bad guy). Vav, however, questions what would pantsing him do (as in, pulling down his kilt and literally exposing his ass)
119	* "Cheater, cheater, consumer of pumpkins"
120	* Hilda's CurseCutShort moments.
121	* Mogar with the shirt cannon!
122	* [[spoiler:The Mad King's]] MicDrop moment.
123
124	!! S2 Episode 8: Divide and Conquer
125	* Vav taking away X-Ray's stuff in a box, listed as "Shithead's Things"
126	* Hilda: [[OhCrap "DIAL ONE! DIAL ONE!"]] ORF: ''[cheerfully]'' "I cannot hear you!"
127	* Vav being forced to take in Dragonface as a sidekick.
128	* The Mad King's plan, titled "Diabolical Plot to Seize and Exploit the Homo-Ursadae's Maternal Figure"[[labelnote:Translation]][[ExpospeakGag Evil plan to take and use the man-bear's mom.]][[/labelnote]] Mogar of course, can't read big words, so he angrily dismisses it.
129	* TheReveal: [[spoiler:Mogar's mother is ''EDGAR THE COW'']]
130	** [[spoiler: In a hole. And sure enough, The Mad King wants Edgar's milk]]
131
132	!! S2 Episode 9: No You in Team
133	* The first comment Ash receives on her blog on [[spoiler:The Mad King]]? "Kill yerself". She immediately lampshades it.
134	* X-Ray and Vav's WimpFight. Followed by Dragonface and Dwayne's. Hilda has to correct herself when she sees the latter as the most pathetic thing ever.
135	* Rusty comments early on that villains love their 'phases' when doing their planning. When [[spoiler:The Mad King]] reveals that capturing Mogar and the cow was just phase one, Rusty rolls his eyes in annoyance.
136	* The Energized Dairy Gathering Absorption Ring. Because FunWithAcronyms.
137	* The evil chef guy starts talking about [[spoiler:the "magic" cow]]. The Mad King says for the last time, it's not magical, then starts spouting a long explanation of the scientific principles behind it. When he sees the chef doesn't understand a word of it, he groans and says fine, it's magical.
138	* When [[spoiler:The Mad King starts sapping the strength out of everyone who drank the milk]], Rusty drops to the ground and Hilda calls him a traitor for having drank it. He moans that he couldn't help it, [[CutenessProximity the picture of the cow was so cute!]]
139
140	!! S2 Episode 10: Reign Down
141	* After [[spoiler:Hilda's TransformationSequence to suit up with ORF's [[PoweredArmor ORF Suit.exe]],]] she goes to blast the door... only for a key to snap out of the hand and unlock the door.
142	* The flashback sequence ends with young X-Ray and Vav standing together... and X-Ray still has his pants around his ankles.
143	* With Hilda getting her butt kicked, Dragonface keeps begging her to let him help. She throws him at the dock worker and chef.
144	-->'''Dragonface:''' I'm helping!
145	* When X-Ray and Vav go to rebuild Mogar's house after everything's said and done, X-Ray declares it finished, only to be a shoddy frame of a house. Mogar can only mention that he "...[[DamnedByFaintPraise appreciates the sentiment]]."
146	* And then there is Mogar's dating advice:
147	-->'''Mogar:''' Mogar suggests you present the beating heart of your latest kill to the female.
148	* TheStinger: [[spoiler:It took him an entire damn season, but the Corpirate ''finally'' landed!]]
149
150	!! Shorts
151	* ''Posi-Choises 101:''
152	** X-Ray and Vav are doing a PSA to a rather bored gym full of children. The only time they pay attention is when [[spoiler:Vav accidentally recorded porn over their videos]].
153	** The fact that they got Mogar to be their child stand in. To signify that he's playing a child, they make him wear a propeller beanie.
154	** The [[Creator/AchievementHunter "eucalyptus"]] callback.
155
156	* ''The X-Ray & Vav Holiday Special:''
157	** In a search for a Secret Santa gift, X-Ray runs to Mogar's place, only to find he's "hiburnating" and to not disturb him. "This means you, X-Ray."
158	** At the party, Ash and the Mayor are under the mistletoe and Ash looks like she just wants to run away.
159	** X-Ray's gift? [[spoiler:A box. An empty box.]]
160	** Mogar reading the advertisement for the ''X-Ray & Vav'' "Divd"
161
162	!! Others
163	* Season 2's intro [[http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=10568&carousel=3&cid=1 definitely counts.]]
164	* To celebrate Rooster Teeth's partnership with Creator/FrederatorStudios, they released a poster called "[[http://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.roosterteeth.com/uploads/images/c2f7f28d-659c-489d-b001-7989b50c93e6/original/1165908-1439081595410-image.jpg ORF Meets Catbug]]" While the mascot of ''X-Ray and Vav'' meeting the mascot of ''WesternAnimation/BravestWarriors'' is adorable, the funny is the looks on the cast of ''X-Ray and Vav'', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' and ''WebAnimation/RoosterTeethAnimatedAdventures'', including X-Ray ready to make Catbug suck x-rays, Blake's "It's so adorable"-like look joining the Little Girl's look and Ruby holding back Zwei.

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