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1	* "Who farted?"
2	* Lloyd playing Foosball
3	** Lloyd is pretty much a walking SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.
4	-->'''Lloyd''': Actually, cancer is a disease. You have a psychosexual disorder that manifests itself in deviant behaviour, so in short, you are... disgusting.
5	* When Lloyd and Charlie have to share a hotel room. With only one good bed. And Lloyd likes to sleep [[NakedPeopleAreFunny ''au naturale'']]
6	* Ray using Xavier Price to break his fall when he jumps out the window.
7	* Lloyd versus the prison psychiatrist:
8	-->'''Lloyd''': Who I am? I'm a graduate of Harvard University, and Harvard Med Class of 1993. Where did you matriculate?
9	-->'''Shrink''': The University of Illinois.
10	-->'''Lloyd''': Hmm. State school.
11	* Lloyd's objections to Ray's hostage plan:
12	-->'''Lloyd''': What about HIS gun, Ray? His gun wasn't unloaded!
13	-->'''Ray''': (pause) That's a fair criticism.
14	* From the Season two Preview:
15	-->'''Shea''': (watching Ray and Charlie have an arguement in Charlie's office): Somethin's goin' down.
16	-->'''Lloyd''': Oh, I can translate that. (bad Italian accent; as Ray holds out his hands to each side) I once-a ate a canoli this-a big-a!
17	-->'''Erica''': (as Charlie points to himself and then Ray): Do you know how handsome I am? I am very handsome. You? Not so much.
18	* From the second season premiere:
19	-->'''Lloyd''': Where did you get the vanilla body lotion?
20	-->'''Erica''': I don’t have vanilla body lotion.
21	-->'''Lloyd''': My God, that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake.
22	* From "Self Help":
23	--> '''Shea:''' So once again this is about your little crazy girlfriend, okay?

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