1 | * The whole discussion with the Fanfiction Devil in part 2 of her review of ''Fanfic/BackToTheFrollo''. |
2 | ** Made even funnier by the fact that ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Fantasia}} A Night on Bald Mountain]]'' is playing in the background! |
3 | ** The Critic's first response to Frollo being called a "sex symbol". |
4 | -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' Maybe I saw the wrong version of this movie. (''shows Frollo'') No this author is just ''on something''... |
5 | ** The following gem from the same episode: |
6 | --> "You know about the time travel?! But I thought you loved me!" Yeah, that makes about as much sense as saying "You knew I was allergic to cats?! There's a tree outside!" |
7 | ** And after she hears about the amount of "sexy Frollo" descriptions. |
8 | --> I think this author has Frollo confused with someone really, really sexy like Creator/JohnnyDepp or Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio or Creator/WallyCox (''shows a picture of Wally Cox with the subtitles "You have no idea how jealous I am right now."'') [[{{Fangirl}} Oh, if I had a time machine and male genitalia]]... |
9 | ** And later: |
10 | --> I can see how you'd make that mistake, I frequently get confused too! Like this is my favorite stuffed animal (''holds up Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''), and this is my favorite book (''holds up Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''), and I don't know ''what'' this is (''holds up a box marked "poison"''), but it's just so yummy! (''eats some of its contents'') |
11 | ** Anytime a gross and sexual description of Frollo shows up and the Critic vomits. |
12 | * In her review of "Something in the Eyes" (a bad ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia''/''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' crossover) has her reaction to the idea that Jareth is a metaphor for God/Jesus. |
13 | -->'''Fanfiction Critic''': Wait, so does that mean that Jareth is a metaphor for God/Jesus too? (''cut to a clip of Jareth being attractive'') [[{{Fangirl}} OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH RIGHT NOW!]] (''runs off'') |
14 | -->''Later'' |
15 | -->'''Fanfiction Critic''': (''extremely disappointed'') Music/DavidBowie wasn't at church. [[NoodleIncident And consequently I'm no longer allowed to go back there.]] |
16 | * From her review of "Sonic Fights Robotnik": |
17 | -->'''Critic''': So...who is "Bookshire"? Because when I googled "Bookshire" and "Sonic the Hedgehog", all I found was this. (''shows a hedgehog with a cast'') [[CutenessOverload Oh no! He's got a little boo-boo on his little hedgehog leg! Ohh...but he's so cute! He's so cute!]] Okay, let's see what else I found...(''shows a hedgehog sticking its tongue out'') [[CutenessOverload OHH! He's sticking out his little tongue! Oh, he's a sassy little hedgehog! He's so naughty! He's so naughty!]] |
18 | ** "The MacGuffin you need is on the opposite side of the forest. Also, you should [[TakeThat kill antoine]]." |
19 | ** When Robotnik [[NeverMyFault inexplicably blames Snivelly]] for a missile missing its intended target, we have this: |
20 | -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' And why is it Snivelly's fault? Well, never mind, everything was sort of [[ButtMonkey his]] fault. |
21 | -->''(Shows a screenshot of Robotnik and Snivelly with the subtitle "This fanfiction is bad, Snivelly, and it's all your fault!")'' |
22 | ** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Furry Cybersex]]. |
23 | ** "I don't recall [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Tails]] being such [[RonTheDeathEater an insufferable little douchebag]] on the show. That was usually [[FrenchJerk Antoine]]." (''cue a picture of Antoine with the caption "If you couldn't tell, [[TheScrappy I hate Antoine"]] under it'') |
24 | * In [[UsefulNotes/{{Plagiarism}} "Marie"]], she suggests that Frollo's brother might be a zombie, after he inexplicably comes back from the dead. She then gives us this: |
25 | -->'''Zombie!Frollo''': (''to the tune of "Hellfire"'') BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! |
26 | -->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! |
27 | -->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! |
28 | -->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! |
29 | -->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! |
30 | -->BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS '''''BRAAAAAAAAAIIIINS!!!''''' |
31 | -->'''The Fanfiction Critic''': I would watch that! |
32 | ** Her response to the Mary-Sue-protagonist's blase reaction to a shocking event. She provides Sally's reaction to Oogie Boogie's death in ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' as a comparison. |
33 | -->'''Fanfiction Critic:''' See? A reaction! A look of shock and horror as the Boogie Man is skinned alive before her very eyes! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And she waits a good ten minutes before gettin' it on with Jack Skellington]]. |
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