1 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/10/14/how-to-deal-with-trick-or-treaters.html How To Deal With Trick-or-Treaters]]: "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb!" |
2 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/8/23/how-to-fake-a-smile.html How To Fake a Smile]]: "[[TheUnSmile Your hide will make a fine poncho]]!" |
3 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/7/how-to-make-a-decision.html How To Make A Decision]]: "That's why I suggest you split the difference by doing the right thing in the most evil manner possible." |
4 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/4/how-to-avenge-your-brothers-murder.html How To Avenge Your Brother's Murder]]: "arrange the scene so that [[PietaPlagiarism he dies in your arms]] and you are smeared in his blood, for dramatic effect." |
5 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/9/27/how-to-explain-your-tastes.html How to Explain Your Tastes]]: |
6 | -->'''Scott:''' Dr Pepper has NEVER contained prunes. If it did, it would say "made with real fruit" on the label. |
7 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/12/6/how-to-greet-people.html How to Greet People]]: |
8 | -->"My pet ferret had a stroke. |
9 | --> "Huh. [[ARareSentence It's gonna take me a while to process that]]." |
10 | --> "Yeah, him, too." |
11 | ** "It's like aloha, only violent!" |
12 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/2/11/how-to-give-directions.html How to Give Directions]]: "There's only one KFC on 3rd. If you see a different KFC, you're on the wrong street." |
13 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2008/12/8/how-to-face-your-fear.html How to Face Your Fears]]: Scott's expression in he third panel. That is all. |
14 | ** And revisited in [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/12/21/how-to-overcome-your-fear.html How to Overcome Your Fear]]. |
15 | -->'''Scott''': '''IT'S TASTING MY FEAR!''' |
16 | -->'''Scott's Wife''': Well ''I'm'' having fun. |
17 | -->'''Scott''': '''YOU'RE ENJOYING MY FEAR!''' |
18 | -->'''Scott's Wife''': True. |
19 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/14/how-to-look-beyond-the-obvious.html How To Look beyond the Obvious]] may be [[{{Feghoot}} the greatest pun in history]]. |
20 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2009/9/27/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-said.html Bag wag sing.]] |
21 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2013/1/8/how-to-manage-your-emotions.html "How to deal with emotions]]. Panel three particularly. |
22 | -->'''Rick''': I looked frantically for a place to pull over before I got to the freeway. I didn't want [[ItMakesSenseInContext the frog on my windshield to get hurt]].\ |
23 | '''Scott''': It sounds like it really freaked you out.\ |
24 | '''Rick''': So much so that [[spoiler: I forgot the intermittent wipers were on.]] |
25 | * [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/1/19/how-to-avoid-making-harmful-assumptions.html How to Avoid Making Harmful Assumptions]]: in which Scott demonstrates his ability to [[ThatCameOutWrong say the wrong thing.]] |
26 | * The final step in [[http://www.basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2019/11/24/how-to-not-change-peoples-minds How to Not Change People's Minds]]: |
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/context.php
FollowingContext Funny / BasicInstructions
Go To
- Show Spoilers
- Night Vision
- Sticky Header
- Wide Load