| 1 | [[Funny/HonestTrailers Main]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers20122013Episodes 2012–13]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2014Episodes 2014]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2016Episodes 2016]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2017Episodes 2017]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2021Episodes 2021]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2022Episodes 2022]] | '''2023''' | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2024Episodes 2024]] |
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| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 4 | !!Movie Trailers |
| 5 | |
| 6 | [[folder: ''Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery'']] |
| 7 | * ''Film/GlassOnion'' (aka ''[[Film/DialMForMurder Dial S for Sh*thead]]'') |
| 8 | ** Starring: When You Learn What Benoit's Last Name Means. (Benoit Blanc) ([[Film/Elvis2022 Colonel Tom Parker]] saying "He's white?"); [[Music/JanelleMonae Monae]] Lisa Guile (Helen Brand); [[Creator/EdwardNorton Norton]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norton_Utilities Futilities]] (Miles Bron); [[Film/AlmostFamous Almost Blame Us]] (Birdie Jay); [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Arrn Brrr.]] [[Creator/LeslieOdomJr Arrn Brrr!]] (Lionel Toussaint); (plays a clip where Duke says he likes movies) [[JustForFun/OneOfUs One of Us! One of Us!]] (Duke Cody); [[Series/IronFist2017 Colleen Winging It]] (Peg); [[Series/WandaVision It Wasn't Agatha All Along]] (Claire Debella); [[Film/MenInBlack Men in Blanc]] (Phillip); and Film/TheBigLebowski... (Derol) Nice try, "Derol"; those are White Russian mixers in your room! Tch! Can't hide from me... |
| 9 | [[/folder]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | [[folder: ''Demolition Man'']] |
| 12 | * ''Film/DemolitionMan'' (aka ''[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Jacked to the Future]]'') |
| 13 | ** Starring: Film/{{Timecop}} (Sgt. John Spartan); [[Film/BladeTrilogy Blade]] [[Film/BladeRunner2049 Runner 2032]] (Simon Phoenix); She Smells Sea Shells (Lt. Lenina Huxley); [[Creator/LRonHubbard L. Ron Dullard]] (Dr. Raymond Cocteau); [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption I Want Him Found! Not Tomorrow, Not After Breakfast, Now!]] (Chief George Earle); Franchise/LawAndOrder: San Angeles (Officer Alfredo Garcia); [[Creator/DenisLeary Denis]] [[ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUS the Menace]] (Edgar Friendly); [[WesternAnimation/{{Minions}} Bob the]] [[WesternAnimation/MinionsTheRiseOfGru Minion]] (Associate Bob); and Creator/{{Netflix}} [[TakeThat Executives]] (Phoenix: "[[Series/DahmerMonsterTheJeffreyDahmerStory Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!]]"). |
| 14 | ** TheStinger is the Narrator going over several theories over what the [[NoodleImplement three seashells]] are and how they're used for going to the bathroom. |
| 15 | [[/folder]] |
| 16 | |
| 17 | [[folder: ''Snakes on a Plane'']] |
| 18 | * ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' (aka ''[[Film/BlackSnakeMoan Black Snake Flown]]'', ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat Reptile Wins]]'', ''[[Franchise/HarryPotter 10 Points for Slitherin']]'', ''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python's Flying Serpents]]'') |
| 19 | ** [[SssssnakeTalk Sssssstarring]]: [[Film/TheHatefulEight The Hateful Freight]] (Agent Neville Flynn); [[Film/WitnessForTheProsecution Witless for the Prosecution]] (Sean Jones); [[Series/TheGoodFight The Good Flight]] (Claire Miller); Paris Texas Hilton (Mercedes Harbont); [[Music/ThreeSixMafia Three Sicks Mafia]] (Clarence "Three Gs" Dewey); [[Series/ThirtyRock Grizz and DotCom]] (Troy and Big Leroy); [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy Whammy!]] (Richard "Rick"); [[Creator/BobbyCannavale Bobby Crawlavale]] (Special Agent Henry "Hank" Harris); Creator/ElsaPataky Playing a New Mom Whose Baby is in Extreme Danger on a Plane, [[Film/TheFateOfTheFurious Part 1 of 2]] (Maria); [[Creator/TaylorKitsch Tim]] [[Series/FridayNightLights Porkins]] (Kyle); [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Command Dr.]] (Dr. Steven Price); and Snakevision Goggles (montage of shots from the snakes' POV, colored with a green tint). |
| 20 | [[/folder]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder: ''[=M3GAN=]'']] |
| 23 | * ''Film/{{M3gan}}'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Shut Up, M3G]]'') |
| 24 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokemom]] ([=M3GAN=]); Elon Brusque (Gemma); K/D Ratio (Cady); [[Music/DeathCabForCutie Death Lab for Cutie]] (Tess); [[Series/FreaksAndGeeks Shrieks and Geeks]] (Cole); Film/RealSteel. (Bruce) Anyone remember ''Real Steel''?; and WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby (David). |
| 25 | [[/folder]] |
| 26 | |
| 27 | [[folder: ''Black Panther: Wakanda Forever'']] |
| 28 | * ''Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever'' (aka ''[[Film/Catwoman2004 Catwoman]] vs. Film/{{A|quaman2018}}guaman'') |
| 29 | ** "In a universe full of [[Film/ThorLoveAndThunder characters past their prime]], [[Film/AvengersEndgame gone for good]], [[Film/{{Eternals}} or]] [[Series/MoonKnight2022 just]] [[Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw no]], the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] will beautifully and respectfully mourn the loss of [[Creator/ChadwickBoseman a real-life hero]]... [[SequelHook between setting up Ironheart on Disney+, Thunderbolts in theaters next year]], [[SerialEscalation Black Panther III coming soon, and screw it, why not, Black Panther IV: Son of Black Panther]]. You can't be sure of anything in this life, except for death and Disney sequels." |
| 30 | ** "Journey to the only place more moisturized than Wakanda: the literal ocean. The Talokani are just as advanced as the surface world, complete with tactical water balloons, and even without Music/{{Macklemore}}, [[MindControlMusic have songs that make you want to drown yourself]]." |
| 31 | ** "Suit up with returning favorites like... M'Baku, protector of Wakanda's [[ChromaKey green screen]] district... Everett Ross, whose ex-wife finds out about the beads he's been hiding up his butt all those years, and Val de Fontaine, still a half-baked character no one cares about after three MCU appearances. You know, it's a really long movie, but you can take a pee whenever they [[Film/MeanGirls try to make Val happen; it's not gonna happen]]." |
| 32 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/StarWars Princess Slaya]] (Shuri/Black Panther); [[Film/KnockedUp Nak'd Up]] (Nakia); [[Literature/WaitingToExhale Waiting to Impale]] (Ramonda); [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 Maya Man!]] (Namor); They Hate Us For Our [[Creator/MartinFreeman Freeman]] (Agent Everett K. Ross); [[Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus Julia Louis]]-[[{{Typecasting}} Typecast]] (Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine); M'Bak in Action (M'Baku); We Have Creator/RobertDowneyJr at Home (Riri Williams/Ironheart); What Movies Think a College Dorm Room Looks Like (Riri's overstuffed dorm room); [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine Blue Meanie]] (Attuma); Ah, Namor's [[DistaffCounterpart Female Counterpart]] "Namora", [[SarcasmMode Very Clever Marvel Comics Writers. You Did It Again]] (Namora); and The Incredible Restraint to Not Deepfake Creator/ChadwickBoseman Here. (N'Jadaka/Erik "Killmonger" Stevens). Truly the First Time Disney's Let the Dead Rest in Peace. (shows the Tarkin and Leia deepfakes used in ''Film/RogueOne'') |
| 33 | ** "Shuri, the threat of A.I. is like the movies to the audience, but to you, [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron it should be way more real]]." |
| 34 | [[/folder]] |
| 35 | |
| 36 | [[folder: ''Titanic'' [=(2023 Remaster)=]]] |
| 37 | * ''Film/Titanic1997'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/TheCritic It Sinks!]]'') |
| 38 | ** Starring: Film/TheDeparted (Jack Dawson); [[Music/ChrisBrown These Rose Ain't Loyal]] (Rose [=DeWitt=] Bukater); Series/NinetyDayFiance (Caledon "Cal" Hockley); Hey Grandpa, Uhh, You Might Want to Sit Down for This (Lizzy Calvert); [[TalkLikeAPirate Yarrr Bring Me the Heart of the Ocean Yarrr]] (Brock Lovett); [[Film/WeekendAtBernies Leak End at]] [[Creator/BernardHill Bernie's]] (Captain Edward John Smith); Brown vs. Boat of Transportation (Margaret "Molly" Brown); The #1 Quote of 1997 (Jack: "I'M THE KING OF THE WOOORLD!"); The #1 Song of 1997 ("My Heart Will Go On" by Music/CelineDion); and The #1 Opinion of Boys in 1997 (Brock: "...I've thought of nothing except ''Titanic''. But I never got it."). |
| 39 | ** TheStinger: "Did you know that Creator/JohnnyDepp [[WhatCouldHaveBeen turned down the role of Jack]]? Pfft. (clips from ''Film/Titanic1997'' and ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' are shown next to each other) Johnny Depp in a doomed romance at sea, playing a hero named Jack with a spoiled rich girl running away from her problems, looking for a mythical treasure being pursued by arrogant British aristocrats? Ha ha, [[ItWillNeverCatchOn that'll never work]]." |
| 40 | * When a fan asks Epic Voice Guy to recite the film's SignatureLine in his own style, he does so by putting the same emphasis on Jack's "Wooo!" as he does with words that sound like "Boobs": |
| 41 | -->"I'm the king of the world. [[FlatJoy Woooooooooo.]]" |
| 42 | [[/folder]] |
| 43 | |
| 44 | [[folder: ''Bloodsport'']] |
| 45 | * ''Film/{{Bloodsport}}'' (aka ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat Mortal Kumbat]]'') |
| 46 | ** Starring: [[Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme Damme]] [[Theatre/DamnYankees Yankee]] (Frank Dux); [[Franchise/StreetFighter Yeet Fighter]] (Ray Jackson); [[Film/UndercoverBrother Undercover Bother]] (Janice Kent); [[Film/GhostDogTheWayOfTheSamurai Ghost Dog]]: Origins (CID Agent Rawlins); [[Literature/SwordArtOnline Sword Art Offline]] (Senzo Tanaka); [[PecFlex A-Pecs Predator]] (Chong Li); Blanka (Morra); and [[OneSceneWonder These Guys with One or Two Small Moments, But Boy Do They Make Them Count]]: Mop Guy Finding a Gold Tooth; Multiple Threatening Hand Gestures Guy; Alleyway Laughing Guy; Kid Cheering On Some Bullies in a Bartles & Jaymes Wine Cooler Shirt; and "OK USA" Guy. |
| 47 | [[/folder]] |
| 48 | |
| 49 | [[folder: ''[=Velma=]'']] |
| 50 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}'' (aka ''[[NoJustNoReaction Ruc No!]]'') |
| 51 | ** The plot of the show is described as "all just a framework for jokes that sound like an AI mixed ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' with [[Website/{{Twitter}} Blue Check Twitter]] and somehow didn't [[DrivenToSuicide kill itself]]''. |
| 52 | ** The ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou'' theme song parody: |
| 53 | --->''Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?\ |
| 54 | [[AdaptedOut The dog's nowhere to be found]]\ |
| 55 | Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you? \ |
| 56 | [[BlackComedyBurst Velma had him put down!]]'' |
| 57 | ** Starring: Film/GingerSnaps (Daphne Blake); [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia The FRED System]]: Flaunt Cash. Relish in Adoration. Evade Sex. Deceive and Move On. (Fred Jones); It Wasn't Me... (Norville Rogers); It's Weird That There Are No Mainstream Pop Culture References We Can Use for Creator/RussellPeters, 'Cause He Sells Out Stadiums All the Time, But Here We Are (Aman Dinkley); [[Series/GilligansIsland The Millionaire... and His Wiiiiiife]] (William Jones and Victoria Jones); [[Series/BrooklynNineNine Brooklyn 6-9]] (Donna Blay and Linda Ke); [[Series/NailedIt "Not It!"]] (Blythe Rogers); and [[Literature/EncyclopediaBrown Encyclopedia]] [[PerpetualFrowner Frown]] (Velma Dinkley). |
| 58 | [[/folder]] |
| 59 | |
| 60 | [[folder: [=The Oscars 2023 (Best Picture Nominees)=]]] |
| 61 | * The video starts by calling the ceremony "[[BileFascination the show that's only worth watching to see what goes horribly wrong]]", showing the ''Film/{{Moonlight|2016}}'' and ''Film/LaLaLand'' Best Picture mix-up at the 2017 Oscars, ''Film/{{Crash}}'' [[TakeThat winning Best Picture at the 2006 Oscars]], and Creator/WillSmith infamously slapping Creator/ChrisRock at the 2022 Oscars. |
| 62 | * ''Film/{{Tar}}'' (aka ''[[Film/TickTickBoom Tick Tick... Groom!]]'') |
| 63 | * ''Film/TheFabelmans'' (aka ''[[Film/CinemaParadiso Cinema Therapisto]]'') |
| 64 | * ''Film/TriangleOfSadness'' (aka ''[[Film/Speed2CruiseControl Greed 2: Cruise Control]]'') |
| 65 | * ''Film/Elvis2022'' (aka ''[[Film/TheKingsSpeech The King's Leech]]'') |
| 66 | * ''Film/WomenTalking'' (aka ''[[Film/TwelveAngryMen 12 Angry Mennonites]]'') |
| 67 | * ''Film/AllQuietOnTheWesternFront2022'' (aka ''[[Music/SouljaBoy Soldier Boy Tell Em]]'') |
| 68 | * ''Film/TopGunMaverick'' (aka ''World War Weeee!'') |
| 69 | * ''Film/AvatarTheWayOfWater'' (aka ''[[Film/TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou The Life Aquatic with]] Creator/JamesCameron'') |
| 70 | * ''Film/TheBansheesOfInisherin'' (aka ''[[Creator/ColinFarrell Farrell]] [[Film/FreddyGotFingered Got Fingered]]'') |
| 71 | * ''Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce'' (aka ''[[Creator/MichelleYeoh Yeoh]], Creator/{{A24}} Raps'') |
| 72 | [[/folder]] |
| 73 | |
| 74 | [[folder: ''The Goonies'']] |
| 75 | * ''Film/TheGoonies'' (aka ''[[Film/TheBoondockSaints The Goondock Saints]]'') |
| 76 | ** The [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Tweenage Oregon Coastal Townies]] song. |
| 77 | ** Starring: [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Po-Tay-Toes!]] (Michael "Mikey" Walsh); [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen Bro Country for Young Men]] (Brandon "Brand" Walsh); The Hollywood Shuffler (Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen); [[Film/StandByMe Stand by Mean]] (Clark "Mouth" Devereaux); [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Oregon Jones and the Temple of Goon]] (Richard "Data" Wang); [[Film/DontTellMomTheBabysittersDead Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Almost Died]] (Andrea Theresa "Andy" Carmichael); [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice You Have to... Save... Martha...]] (Stephanie "Stef" Steinbrenner); [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Wario and Waluigi]] (Jake Fratelli and Francis Fratelli); [[Film/ThrowMommaFromTheTrain Throw Momma Down the Drain]] (Mama Fratelli); and Me When I Think of a New Little Pun for the End of These Videos (Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli). (shows Sloth saying [[CharacterCatchphrase "Hey, you guys!"]]) |
| 78 | [[/folder]] |
| 79 | |
| 80 | [[folder: ''Everything Everywhere All at Once'']] |
| 81 | * ''Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce'' (aka ''[[Film/CrazyRichAsians Crazy Switched Asians]]'') |
| 82 | ** Starring: [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies Tomorrow Never Dries]] (Evelyn Quan Wang); The [[Creator/KeHuyQuan Ke]] to This Movie (Waymond Wang); [[Film/FreakyFriday2003 Freaky Foreplay]] (Deirdre Beaubeirdre); [[Franchise/KingKong King]] [[Creator/JamesHong Hong]] (Gong Gong); [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Rocket]] [[WesternAnimation/RocketPower Powered]] (Chad and Raccaccoonie); Joy to the Worlds, Now You're All Dead (Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki); [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Becky with the Bad Hair]] (Becky Sregor); Film/ThePowerOfTheDog (Debbie the Dog Mom); When the Movie You Wrote and Directed is an Elaborate Excuse to Live Out Your Creator/MichelleYeoh Dominatrix Fetish (District Manager); and Creator/BiffWiff. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's the Stage Name He Chose. Biff Wiff.]] (Rick) |
| 83 | [[/folder]] |
| 84 | |
| 85 | [[folder: ''Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero'']] |
| 86 | * ''Anime/DragonBallSuperSuperHero'' (aka ''[[Franchise/TheFastAndTheFurious The Fast and the Burliest]]'') |
| 87 | ** Starring: Manga/MyHeroAcademia (Gohan); Finally Relevant (Piccolo); Mussoweenie (Magenta); [[Franchise/TheAddamsFamily Pugsley San]] (Dr. Hedo); Android Twiiiiins (Gamma 1 and Gamma 2); [[JustForFun/OneOfUs One of Us! One of Us!]] (Carmine); Cell Out (Cell Max); [[Literature/PeterPan Beater Pan]] (Pan); You See This Bad Boy on a Silk Shirt, You Know They Mean Business (Vegeta); That's My ComicBook/{{Superman}} (Goku); [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robuttlift]] (Bulma); Did I Just Watch a Cat God Get an Erection? (Beerus); [[Film/EncinoMan Whis the Juice]] (Whis); Series/TheLeftovers (Goten, Trunks, and Android 18); [[Music/TheFugees Krillin Me Softly]] (Krillin); Do U Even Lift Brol? (Broly); and [[Series/RuPaulsDragRace Nu Balls Drag Race]] (Shenron). |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[folder: ''The Last of Us'']] |
| 91 | * ''Series/TheLastOfUs2023'' (aka ''The Last of Us: All Cutscenes 4K'') |
| 92 | ** Starring: [[Film/DaddyDayCare Zaddy Day Care]] (Joel Miller); [[Film/HowStellaGotHerGrooveBack How Bella Got Her Rude Back]] (Ellie Williams); [[Music/KatyPerry I Kissed a Shroom and I Hate It]] (Tess Servopoulos); [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] (Tommy Miller); [[Creator/NickOfferman Nick Offers Man]] a Home (Bill); [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Of All the Trap Holes in All the Compounds in the World, He Falls Into Mine]] (Frank); Stop, Collaborate and Listen (Henry and Sam Burrell); [[Film/FullMetalJacket Full Metal]] [[Series/{{Yellowjackets}} Yellowjacket]] (Kathleen Coghlan); Mall Walker (Riley Abel); Now Eat This Bread, For It Is the Body of Christ. And Eat This Meat, For It Is the Body of George (David); Joel and Ellie Prime (James and Anna, both played by Joel and Ellie's original actors); [[VideoGame/Portal1 The Cake is a Lie]] (Sarah Miller); Elite Gamer Tactics (Riley coaching Ellie through ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1992''); Jordan Peterson When His Pill Bottle Has a Child-Proof Cap (Man: "Not today, you New World Order jackboot f*cks."); Fast Travel (Joel remarking how he and Ellie made it to their destination on horseback in five days); Absolutely Chowin' Down (characters ravenously eating food); Really Bad Wakeups (characters getting scared awake); and Serious Aaaaaab...domen Injuries (characters getting injured in their stomachs). |
| 93 | [[/folder]] |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[folder: ''Avatar: The Way of Water'']] |
| 96 | * ''Film/AvatarTheWayOfWater'' (aka ''Go Fish!'') |
| 97 | ** Starring: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Sully is a Fam-i-ly Guyyy]] (Jake Sully); I See You Less and Less These Days (Neytiri); [[Music/VillagePeople In the Na'viiii]] (Col. Miles Quaritch); [[Creator/SigourneyWeaver Sigourney Tweener]] (Kiri); [[Film/WalkHard The Wrong Kid Died!]] (Neteyam); [[Creator/AndySamberg Jah! Rastafarianism!]] (Miles "Spider" Socorro); Tater Tuk (Tuktirey "Tuk"); [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends]] (Payakan); [[Music/ChiefKeef Chief Reef]] (Tonowari); [[Creator/KateWinslet Kate Inlet]] (Ronal); [[Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows2019 What We Do in the Shallows]] (Dr. Ian Garvin); Are You Pulling My Tail? (Na'vi pulling on each other's tails); Talking Out the Side of They Neck (Na'vi using their communicators); [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic Flashbacks]] (Na'vi about to drown); and Hiss (Na'vi hissing). |
| 98 | [[/folder]] |
| 99 | |
| 100 | [[folder: ''Shazam! Fury of the Gods'']] |
| 101 | * ''Film/ShazamFuryOfTheGods'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo Teen Titans? No!]]'') |
| 102 | ** "When three goddesses come to Earth to punish humanity, refashion their dad's broken staff, put a bubble around Philadelphia, and also find the Seed of Life(?), in an effort to restore their realm, and also destroy Earth...? Okay, screw all that. When three goddesses come to Earth to get body-slammed into hospice care (montage of Hespera getting slammed into the ground), look all kinds of stupid on a dragon (Kalypso), and molest a disabled teenager (shows Anthea kissing Freddy)..." |
| 103 | ** "Watch these hometown heroes dig deep and save Philadelphia, a city that will cram their mouths full of horse poop in appreciation." |
| 104 | ** Starring: Please Clap (Shazam); [[Series/ThirtyRock How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?]] (Billy Batson); Creator/AaronTaylorJohnson[[note]]A reference to his marriage to the 23 years older Creator/SamTaylorJohnson[[/note]] (Frederick "Freddy" Freeman); The Ironist (Freddy's superhero form); [[Franchise/LandOfOz The Wizard of Yas]] (The Wizard); [[Film/TheDarkKnight Rachel]] (Anthea); [[Creator/HelenMirren Helen]] of Ploy (Hespera); [[Creator/LucyLiu Lucy]] [[Music/TheBeatles in the Sky with Daemons]] (Kalypso); [[Creator/WillSmith Big Quillie Style]] (Steve); [[Theatre/WaitingForGodot Waiting for]] [[Creator/GalGadot Gadot]] (Diana Prince/Wonder Woman); and When You Tell Someone with a Joker Avi That the Snyderverse is Dead (shows a museum security guard attacking patrons while under mind control). |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder: ''Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania'']] |
| 108 | * ''Film/AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers The Itty Bitty Witty Committee]]'') |
| 109 | ** The trailer begins with the Honest Trailers logo shrinking to ant-size. |
| 110 | ** "InAWorld where the same FX team has to balance ''[[SpecialEffectsFailure this]]'' and ''[[Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever Wakanda Forever]]'' at the same time comes a theatrically-released collection of storyboards where every actor looks copy-pasted into their scenes, reacts to absolutely nothing real, and wanders around a stomach-churning world of reddish-brown pond water. They spent 200 million dollars and it still looks like Gritty's colonoscopy!" |
| 111 | ** "Now, [Scott] just wants to be a good dad, because hopefully, [[TheOtherDarrin the]] [[Creator/EmmaFuhrmann third]] [[Creator/KathrynNewton Cassie's]] the charm." |
| 112 | ** "Cassie Lang is the MCU's [[Film/IronMan3 fifth]] [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming canonical]] [[Film/BlackPanther2018 child]] [[Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever science genius]], doing what any girl her age would do in San Francisco: woke stuff." |
| 113 | ** "Hope [Van Dyne] has returned with nothing new to offer besides her tactical Hobbit hair." |
| 114 | ** "Journey into the Quantum Realm, and join our heroes on a desperate search for a reason to make more MCU movies, as we all trudge through a half-assed Orb heist fetch quest, that's just an excuse to set up the next big villain: Him." (cue montage of characters referring to Kang as "him") |
| 115 | ** The narrator considers M.O.D.O.K. a floating joke with a grave warning for Creator/{{Illumination}} Studios: "Do not even ''think'' about making a {{live action|Adaptation}} ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' movie!" |
| 116 | ** Starring: [[Creator/PaulRudd Small Rudd]] (Scott Lang/Ant-Man); Film/HopeFloats (Hope van Dyne/Wasp); [[Series/TheMaskedSinger The Masked Stinger]] (Cassie Lang); [[LegacyCharacter Ant-Man Original Recipe]] (Dr. Hank Pym); [[Film/BatmanReturns Gnatwoman]] (Janet van Dyne); Kanger Issues (Kang the Conqueror); [[Series/TheGoodPlace The Mid Place]] (Quaz); [[VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand Kirby's Sneezeland]] (Veb); [[Creator/BillMurray Lord Krylar]], [[Series/SaturdayNightLive with Musical Guest, Ants!]] (Lord Krylar); Music/DaftPunk [[Music/LCDSoundsystem are Henchmen at My House, My House]] (Kang's minions); Broccoli Rob (???); [[UnintentionalUncannyValley AAAAAH!!]] (Darren Cross/M.O.D.O.K.); and Mr. E from the Band Music/{{Eels}}, Because His Real-Life Dad Invented Multiverse Theory. (shows Mark Oliver Everett's cameo alongside the cover to ''The Many Worlds of Hugh Everett III'' by Peter Byrne) Sad That's the Most Mind-Blowing Thing in a 200 Million Dollar Movie. |
| 117 | [[/folder]] |
| 118 | |
| 119 | [[folder: ''[=Se7en=]'']] |
| 120 | * ''Film/{{Se7en}}'' (aka ''[[Literature/ToKillAMockingbird 2 K1ll 4 M0ck1n6 N3rd]]'') |
| 121 | ** Starring: [[Creator/MorganFreeman Morgue and Freeman]] (Det. Lt. William Somerset); [[Film/OnceUponATimeInHollywood Once Upon a Time in Uh... Seattle?]] (Det. David Mills); [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Pepper Plops]] (Theresa "Tracy" Mills); [[WesternAnimation/TheBoxtrolls The Box Troll]] (John Doe); Seven!? [[Film/FullMetalJacket I Didn't Know They Stacked Sh*t That High!]] (Police Captain); Film/{{Shaft}} in City Hall (D.A. Martin Talbot); and All [[Series/{{Scrubs}} Cox]] Roles are [=B***s=] (California). |
| 122 | [[/folder]] |
| 123 | |
| 124 | [[folder: ''The Mandalorian'' Season 3]] |
| 125 | * ''Series/TheMandalorian'' Season 3 (aka ''Time for Din Din'') |
| 126 | ** Starring: [[Series/TheLastOfUs2023 The Blast of Us]] (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian/"Mando"); [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Now That I Have My New Body, I Can Defeat Those Blasted Turtles!]] (Grogu/The Child/"Baby Yoda"); [[TabletopGame/{{Catan}} Re-Settlers of Katan]] (Bo-Katan Kryze); AlanSmithee (The Armorer); [[Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob It's Free Real Estate]] (Greef Karga); Turn Your Head and Moff (Moff Gideon); [[Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe The Spy Who Bugged Me]] (Elia Kane); [[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars The Clone Bores]] (Dr. Penn Pershing); [[Series/KimsConvenience Outer Rim's Convenience]] (Carson Teva); What Are You Carrying a Gun For? In Case Someone Steps to You, Music/SnoopDogg? (Paz Vizsla); Best of the [[Creator/AhmedBest Best]] (Kelleran Beq); [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean A Pirates Leaf for Me]] (Gorian Shard); This is Not the Greatest ''Star Wars'' Character in the World... [[Music/TenaciousD This is Just a Tribute]] ([[Creator/JackBlack Captain Bombardier]]); Flute It and Boot It ([[Music/{{Lizzo}} The Duchess]]); and Is Creator/TimMeadows Considered a Cameo? Or Just an Actor Who's Still Getting Work These Days? (Colonel Tuttle) |
| 127 | [[/folder]] |
| 128 | |
| 129 | [[folder: ''Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves'']] |
| 130 | * ''Film/DungeonsAndDragonsHonorAmongThieves'' (aka ''Series/PartyOfFive'') |
| 131 | ** Starring: [[Music/LilJon 3-6-9]] Bard Creator/ChrisPine (Edgin Darvis); [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Death... by Snu Snu]] (Holga Kilgore); If He's Lawful Good, Why Did He Steal the Movie? (Xenk Yendar); The [[Creator/JusticeSmith Justice]] [[ComicBook/JusticeSocietyOfAmerica Society]] (Simon Aumar); [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} Animorph]] (Doric); Oh the Creator/HughGrant'a'Thief (Forge Fitzwilliam); [[Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace Wizards of Shaverly Place]] (Sofina); Every Franchise Needs a [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Thanos]] (Szass Tam); Literature/GoneGirl (Kira Darvis); Mini [[Creator/BradleyCooper Cooper]] (Marlamin); AI Art... (shows Edgin with a stretched-out face); and Bad Dragon! [[SchmuckBait Google It While You're at Work!]] (Themberchaud) |
| 132 | [[/folder]] |
| 133 | |
| 134 | [[folder: ''The Super Mario Bros. Movie'']] |
| 135 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Cash Bros.]]'') |
| 136 | ** "Say hello to Mario and Luigi, the original Super Mario Bros. Now say goodbye because Luigi spends the whole movie as a hostage." |
| 137 | ** "And along for the ride are Toad and Donkey Kong, portrayed by [[Creator/KeeganMichaelKey two]] [[Creator/SethRogen comedians]] whose voices are so unique they must be used in everything forever." ''[Seth Rogen laugh]'' "Easy money!" |
| 138 | ** "Standing in their way is Bowser, who asks us to imagine, what if Creator/JackBlack was himself? He's got a fiendish plan to go viral on Platform/TikTok, and with the Music/TenaciousD frontman now part of ''Franchise/StarWars'', Creator/{{Nintendo}}, and Music/{{Weird Al|Yankovic}} universes all in the same year, can every other franchise be far behind?" |
| 139 | ** Starring: [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent I Don't Know What an Italian Accent Is,]] [[Series/ParksAndRecreation and At This Point I'm Too Afraid to Ask]] (Mario); Creator/CaseyAffleck (Luigi); [[Music/{{Peaches}} The Teaches of Peaches]][[note]]A song that's DEFINITELY NOT for children[[/note]] (Princess Peach); [[Film/FaceOff You Know, I Could Eat a Peach for Hours]] (Bowser); Stool Sample (Toad); [[VideoGame/StarFox64 Do a Barrel Roll!]] (Donkey Kong); Retirement to the Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes (Cranky Kong); Your Average ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker Mario Maker]]'' Level (Peach's obstacle course); The Character Formerly Known as... Look It Up ([[VideoGame/WreckingCrew Spike]]); [[Film/{{Thor}} An Einstein Rosen Bridge? Thanks Thor!]] (Rainbow Road); Microdosing (shows Bowser being fed a Mini Mushroom); and More Slow Mo than Creator/ZackSnyder Directing a ''VideoGame/MaxPayne'' Movie (montage of slow-motion shots throughout the film). |
| 140 | [[/folder]] |
| 141 | |
| 142 | [[folder: ''John Wick: Chapter 4'']] |
| 143 | * ''Film/JohnWickChapter4'' (aka ''[[Film/JohnWickChapter3Parabellum John Wick: Chapter 4 - Parabellum 2]]'') |
| 144 | ** "After killing roughly 10,000 goons over the last three films, watch John start to take his toll on the global assassin industry, forcing them to inflate the wages, hire poorly-trained, inexperienced scabs, and churn out wave after wave of trainees with a maybe-5% shot at getting through their first shift alive, to the point where they're so desperate for new hires, they have to advertise on FM radio." |
| 145 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[as a radio DJ]'' Also, enter the code "[[Film/TheWarriors warriorsripoff]]" and check out to receive 20% off your next funeral! |
| 146 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/BillAndTed Ted Theodore Shogun]] (John Wick); [[Film/DunstonChecksIn Winston Checks Out]] (Winston Scott); [[Creator/LaurenceFishburne Larry]] [[Creator/LarryTheCableGuy the Table Guy]] (The Bowery King); [[Creator/BillSkarsgard Another Skarsgard?]] (Marquis Vincent de Gramont); [[Film/TheBigLebowski You're in Your Element]] [[Creator/DonnieYen Donnie]]! (Caine); [[InMemoriam It Has Indeed Been an Honor, My Friend]] (Charon); [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Now Fellas, I Want a Clean Duel. I've Got a Lot of Money Riding on This!]] (The Harbinger); Film/TheNotebook (Mr. Nobody/The Tracker); [[Film/MortalKombat2021 Get Over Here!]] And Have a Pleasant Stay (Shimazu Koji); [[Series/AmericanNinjaWarrior South American Ninja Warrior]] (Chidi); The [[Creator/ScottAdkins Adkins]] Diet (Killa Harkan); and Staaaaaaaaiiiiiirs (montage of characters falling down stairs, set to "Great Ambition"). |
| 147 | [[/folder]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | [[folder: ''The Transformers: The Movie'']] |
| 150 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'' (aka ''[[Film/TheAssassinationOfJesseJamesByTheCowardRobertFord The Assassination of Optimus Prime by the Coward Hasbro]]'') |
| 151 | ** Starring: Dumps Like a Truck, Truck Truck (Optimus Prime); [[PoorMansSubstitute We Have Optimus Prime at Home]] (Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime); [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic I Think I'm a Gun Now]] (Megatron); [[Creator/OrsonWelles Orbit Welles]] (Unicron); [[Series/UnsolvedMysteries Unsolved Matrices]] (Ultra Magnus); Is That Canon? (Galvatron); [[Creator/ScatmanCrothers I'm the Scatman! Beep-Boop-Bop-Beep-Bop-Boop!]] (Jazz); [[Franchise/SesameStreet G is for Grimlock, That Good Enough for Me]] (Grimlock); Series/AncientAliens... That Are Also Robots (Kup); Bee Storyline (Bumblebee); [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Energon, Eh? Spark Spark, Grin Grin, Wink Wink, Say No More]] (Wreck-Gar); NOS is a Hell of a Drug (Blurr); Real Autobots Have Curves (Arcee); My Name is Danny! The 'D' is for 'Dingus.' (Daniel Witwicky); King for a Day (Starscream); and... [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodCharacter OK, the Cool Charismatic Guy with a Sword is Right There, and He's... Not Getting the Matrix?]] (Springer) |
| 152 | [[/folder]] |
| 153 | |
| 154 | [[folder: ''The Flash (1990)'']] |
| 155 | * ''Series/TheFlash1990'' (aka ''[[Film/TheQuickAndTheDead The Quick and the Red]]'') |
| 156 | ** Starring: [[Film/JurassicParkIII Allen!]] (Bartholomew "Barry" Allen/The Flash); Square Biz (Dr. Christina "Tina" [=McGee=]); [[Series/MagnumPI Megnum P.I.]] (Megan Lockhart/Prank I); [[Film/{{Swingers}} "This Lab is Dead Anyway, Man."]] (Julio Mendez); [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm Gettin' Too Old for This Cape S***...]] (Dr. Desmond Powell/Nightshade); Emphasis on [[Creator/MarkHamill HAMill]] (James Montgomery Jesse/The Trickster); [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Harley]] Rough Draft.JPG (Zoey Clark/Prank II); [[Film/TheDarkKnight Does Anyone Care How I Got These Scars?]] (Nicholas Pike); [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Hack to the Future]] (Russell/The Ghost); [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit Law & Order: DCU]] (Joe Kline); [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Seven-of-Nineties]] (Felicia Kane); [[Film/HowTheWestWasWon How the West Was Done]] (Iris West); Gum Shoes (shows many pairs of shoes stuck in a gum-like surface); and Barry Sucking at One-Liners (montage of the Flash spouting mediocre superhero quips). |
| 157 | [[/folder]] |
| 158 | |
| 159 | [[folder: ''Fast X'']] |
| 160 | * ''Film/FastX'' (aka ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Car Wars: Episode 10 - Return of the Jetta]]'') |
| 161 | ** Starring: [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 I Am Route]] (Dominic "Dom" Toretto); Letty, Set, Go! (Leticia "Letty" Ortiz); [[Series/GameOfThrones Car Drogo]] (Dante Reyes); Cash for Clunkers (Roman Pearce); American Muscle (Aimes); [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad Fury Roadster]] (Cipher); [[Film/GoneInSixtySeconds2000 Gone in 60]] [[Creator/JasonStatham Stathams]] (Deckard Shaw); Reliable Han-dling (Han Lue); [[Music/{{Ludacris}} Get Jack! Get Jack! You Lift Cars Up with That!]] (Tej Parker); Ramming Speed (Ramsey); [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 Captain Carvel]] (Tess); [[Series/Peacemaker2022 Leasemaker]] (Jakob Toretto); [[Creator/PeteDavidson Street Davidson]] (Bowie); Drag Queenie (Magdalene "Queenie" Ellmanson-Shaw); [[Theatre/WestSideStory West Ride Story]] (Abuelita Toretto); and 1-8-7-7 Kars for Kids, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids (Brian "Little B" Marcos). |
| 162 | [[/folder]] |
| 163 | |
| 164 | [[folder: ''The Da Vinci Code'']] |
| 165 | * ''Literature/TheDaVinciCode'' (aka ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary'') |
| 166 | ** Starring: [[Film/YouveGotMail You've Got Grail]] (Robert Langdon); What If God Was One of Us? (Sophie Neveu); [[Creator/JeanReno Reno]] [[Series/Reno911 911]] (Police Captain Bezu Fache); [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings You Shall Not Pa--]] ("You may pass.") Oh... Thank You! (Sir Leigh Teabing); [[Film/ConAir Silas the Vilest]] (Silas); TheButlerDidIt (Remy Jean); and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Doctrine]] [[Film/SpiderManNoWayHome Octopus]] (Bishop Aringarosa). |
| 167 | [[/folder]] |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder: ''Team America: World Police'']] |
| 170 | * ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice'' (aka ''[[Film/KingsmanTheSecretService Stringsman: The Not So Secret Service]]'') |
| 171 | ** The narrator repeatedly reminds the audience how mean-spirited the humor of the 2000s was not just by playing cherry-picked scenes where characters say homophobic lines, but also by showing off James Gunn's Twitter history from that decade, context be damned. |
| 172 | ** Starring: Tall Creator/TomCruise (Gary Johnston); Would (Lisa Jones); [[MissionControl The Guy in the Chair]] (Spottswoode); [[Film/PointBreak1991 Joey Utah]] (Joe Smith); [[Film/PathsOfGlory Empaths of Glory]] (Sarah Wong); Creator/ChrisPine (Chris Roth); [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Dude Nuke Em]] ([[UsefulNotes/TheRulersOfNorthKorea Kim Jong Il]]); [[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober The Hunt for Red Oak Timber]] (Creator/AlecBaldwin); and [[TakeThat Buy Crypto]] (Creator/MattDamon). |
| 173 | [[/folder]] |
| 174 | |
| 175 | [[folder: ''Edge of Tomorrow'']] |
| 176 | * ''Film/EdgeOfTomorrow'' (aka ''Alien War Any% Speedrun (New World Record)'', ''Live. Die. Rename.'', ''[[Film/StarshipTroopers Starship Loopers]]'', ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Saving Private Dying]]'', ''[[Film/GroundhogDay Groundhog Slay]]'') |
| 177 | ** Starring: [[Creator/TomCruise Tom]] [[Literature/TimeAndTimeAgain and Tom Again]] (Maj. William Cage); Damn, This [[Creator/EmilyBlunt Blunt]] Hits Hard (Sgt. Rita Vrataski); Mmmm, Forbidden Ramen (Mimics); [[Film/{{Aliens}} That's It, Man. Day Over, Man. Day Over!]] ([=MSgt.=] Farell); [[Creator/TomHardy My Tom]] Can Beat Up Your Tom (Nance); [[Film/TheBansheesOfInisherin Bad Chiefs of Inishirin]] (Gen. Brigham); Film/TheExpendables (United Defense Force); and Tom Cruise When He Dreams About Going to Therapy (montage of Cage violently waking after starting a new loop). |
| 178 | [[/folder]] |
| 179 | |
| 180 | [[folder: ''Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3'']] |
| 181 | * ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3'' (aka ''[[Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind Close Encounters for a Third Time]]'') |
| 182 | ** "Yes, [the High Evolutionary]'s [[Series/WandaVision another]] [[Film/AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania evil]] [[Series/JessicaJones2015 purple]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar guy]], but in a Marvel first, he'll teach us that science should only be used to keep the status quo. Though, when you think about it, that's the lesson [[Film/IronMan2 Tony Stark]] taught us, too. [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 And Emil Blonsky.]] [[Film/IronMan3 And Aldrich Killian. And Maya Hansen.]] [[Film/AntMan1 And Darren Cross.]] [[Film/{{Eternals}} And Phastos.]] [[Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever And Riri Williams.]] [[Film/AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania And Cassie Lang.]] And--" |
| 183 | ** Starring: [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie It's a Me, Star-Lord!]] (Peter Quill/Star-Lord); [[Creator/BradleyCooper Sadly Cooper]] (Rocket Raccoon); [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Gamora the Explora]] (Gamora); [[Series/{{Beetleborgs}} Big Blue Beetleborg]] (Nebula); Lady Bug (Mantis); Parenting for Dummies (Drax the Destroyer); [[Franchise/TheFastAndTheFurious Palm Toretto]] (Groot); He's a Decent Villain, [[Literature/TheIslandOfDoctorMoreau Moreau]] Less (The High Evolutionary); [[Film/TheMazeRunner2014 Eyebrows Kid]]? No, Eyebrows Man (Adam Warlock); WesternAnimation/PawPatrol (Cosmo the Spacedog); Whistlin' Dick, See? (Kraglin); [[Creator/LindaCardellini Hawkeye's Wife]]? [[YouLookFamiliar Is That You?]] (Lylla); Creator/JudyGreer, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No Seriously, Look It Up]] (War Pig); and [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Remember]] Series/{{ALF}}? [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons He's Back, in Note Form.]] (shows Peter's card to Rocket, with a picture of ALF on it) |
| 184 | [[/folder]] |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[folder: ''Transformers: Rise of the Beasts'']] |
| 187 | * ''Film/TransformersRiseOfTheBeasts'' (aka ''[[Film/WeBoughtAZoo We Fought a Zoo]]'') |
| 188 | ** Starring: [[Film/InTheHeights In the Fights]] (Noah Diaz); [[Film/JudasAndTheBlackMessiah Optimus and the Black Messiah]] (Elena Wallace); Already Dating [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Penelope Pitstop]] (Mirage); Prime Day (Optimus Prime); [[Franchise/KingKong Kong]] [[Creator/RonPerlman Perlman]] (Optimus Primal); [[Series/GameOfThrones I Drink and I Explode Things]] (Scourge); Bike and Subscribe (Arcee); This Is What Beak Performance Looks Like (Airazor); [[Creator/OrsonWelles Ahhh the French Champagne]] (Unicron); and Eeeeee! They Said the Thing! (Optimus Primal saying "There is more to them than meets the eye.") |
| 189 | [[/folder]] |
| 190 | |
| 191 | [[folder: ''The Flash'']] |
| 192 | * ''Film/TheFlash2023'' (aka ''[[BoxOfficeBomb The Flop]]'') |
| 193 | ** Starring: [[Literature/ThePerksOfBeingAWallflower The Perks of Being a Wall Phaser]] (Barry Allen/The Flash); [[Series/NakedAndAfraid Naked & Afraid]] (Young Barry Allen/The Flash); [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Let's Do the Time Warp Agaaaain]] (Barry Allen/Dark Flash); [[Film/Morbius2022 Not Sure What I'm Doing Here... Something to Do with Flash, I Think...]] (Old Bruce Wayne/Batman); [[Creator/BenAffleck Ben]] There, Done That (Bruce Wayne/Batman); [[Music/{{Beyonce}} I Am Sasha Fierce]] (Kara Zor-El/Supergirl); Nap Before Zod (General Zod); [[Film/OfficeSpace What Exactly Would You Say It Is You Do Here]] (Henry Allen); [[Film/YTuMamaTambien Y Tu Mama I'm Dead]] (Nora Allen); [[Theatre/WestSideStory West. Side Story]] (Iris West); [[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace Superman: The Quest to Rest in Peace]] (a digital reconstruction of Creator/ChristopherReeve's Superman); [[Film/FaceOff Face/Looks/Off]] (a digital reconstruction of Creator/NicolasCage's Superman from the canceled ''Superman Lives''); [[Creator/GalGadot Gal Ga-Cameo]] (Diana Prince/Wonder Woman); Curry Worst (Arthur Curry/Aquaman); and This Is What a 200 Million Dollar Movie Looks Like Now, I Guess (shows images of floating heads surrounded by a glowing aura in both this film and ''Film/ThorLoveAndThunder''). |
| 194 | ** “If three Flashes, three Batmen, four Kryptonians, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman couldn’t drive ticket sales, Warner Bros is gonna need a new [[Franchise/{{Barbie}} hero]] to save the [[Film/Barbie2023 box office]].” |
| 195 | ** "Creator/SashaCalle comes to save the day, both in the movie and outside of it, since Creator/{{Ezra|Miller}} was presumably [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} locked in the WB water tower]] for the entire press tour..." |
| 196 | [[/folder]] |
| 197 | |
| 198 | [[folder: ''Secret Invasion'']] |
| 199 | * ''Series/SecretInvasion2023'' (aka ''[[Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers1956 Invasion of the Body Matchers]]'') |
| 200 | ** "After the events of ''Film/{{Captain Marvel|2019}}'' -- A movie you ''totally'' remember the events of, right? Right? -- the aliens who look like [[Franchise/DragonBall Piccolo]]'s left nut are still stranded on Earth; Fury has phoned in finding them a new planet, and he won't even [[Film/AvengersEndgame carve out a chunk of Norway to crash on]]." |
| 201 | ** "And old favorites return, like ''[[Series/TheOfficeUK Office]]'' Tim (Everett K. Ross), who's been a Skrull since... who gives a sh*t?; Maria Hill, who's [[StuffedIntoTheFridge bravely sacrificed to give her boss a little extra pizzazz]]; Sharon Carter, who-- No? She's ''not'' a Skrull? [[Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier So she just randomly turned into an arms dealer?]] 'Kay.; and Col. Rhodes, who's revealed to have been a Skrull since at least the death of Tony Stark, and maybe even earlier. Honestly, they've been hinting that he's a shapeshifter since [[Film/IronMan2 day one]]. (shows Creator/TerrenceHoward's [[Film/IronMan1 Rhodey]] morphing into Creator/DonCheadle)" |
| 202 | ** "So gently massage your temples for a spy thriller without any tension, about a hero who thinks humans are full of hate, plunges Earth into a race war, then dips back into space with one of the good ones while we're left to pick up the pieces, because it turns out, Nick Fury always has his eye on the bigger picture: [[BaitAndSwitch when can he]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink get his next drink?]]" |
| 203 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/StarWars Mace Winded]] (Nick Fury); [[Series/GameOfThrones Game of Clones]] (G'iah); [[Film/DevilInABlueDress Devil in a Blue Suit]] ("Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes"); [[Creator/KingsleyBenAdir Kingsley Bid-Adieu]] (Gravik); Not Now Mate, I'm Undah Covah (Talos); Shouldn't This Be Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus? (Sonya Falsworth); [[Film/{{Borat}} Spy Wife!]] (Varra/"Dr. Priscilla Davis"); [[Series/HowIMetYourMother How I Met My Maker]] (Maria Hill); and Most MCU Fans at This Point ("Dr. Rosa Dalton": "I was told this phase would be over."). |
| 204 | ** "So cool how Fury keeps the Avengers goo hidden in his grave... And his coat in another grave... And his eyepatch in another grave?... And his gun in ''another'' grave?! Feels like that's too many graves for just one outfit." |
| 205 | [[/folder]] |
| 206 | |
| 207 | [[folder: ''The Little Mermaid (2023)'']] |
| 208 | * ''Film/TheLittleMermaid2023'' (aka ''[[Film/EatPrayLove Feet Pray Love]]'') |
| 209 | ** The intro: |
| 210 | --->'''Narrator:''' From the studio that turns animated classics into [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019 bland remakes]], [[Film/{{Cruella}} weird prequels]] and [[Film/Pinocchio2022Disney waking nightmares]], comes the live-action event of [[MoneyDearBoy Fiscal Quarter 3]], because getting Disney fans to watch the same movie twice is as easy as shooting fish in a ba--\ |
| 211 | ''(cut to Flounder lying flat on land)''\ |
| 212 | '''Narrator:''' ...Er, stealing candy from a baby. |
| 213 | ** The Narrator's commentary on the backlash toward Creator/HalleBailey's casting as Ariel: |
| 214 | --->'''Narrator:''' But don't worry, it's still inspired by [[Creator/HansChristianAndersen the original author]]'s gay crush, with songs written by [[Creator/HowardAshman a gay theater legend]], and characters based on famous drag queens. A black mermaid in the Caribbean, though? Sounds like they're trying to make my mermaid cartoon, uh, "woke." |
| 215 | ** Starring: [[Film/NeverBeenKissed Never Fin Kissed]] (Ariel); Chasing Tail (Eric); [[Film/HalfBaked If I Wasn't Jamaican, Then Why Would I Wear This Hat?]] (Sebastian); [[ArtisticLicenseBiology How Can She Speak and Breathe Underwater?]] (Scuttle); [[Music/NewFoundGlory New Flound Glory]] (Flounder); [[Film/NoCountryForOldMen No Kingdom for Old Merms]] (King Triton); [[Series/SayYesToTheDress Say Yes to the Ness]] (Vanessa); and [[Film/{{Octopussy}} Octopushy]] (Ursula). |
| 216 | ** TheStinger has the Narrator wondering where Sebastian's "hot crustacean band" is, saying that even ''[[Film/Aquaman2018 Aquaman]]'' had an octopus on drums. |
| 217 | [[/folder]] |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[folder: ''Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse'']] |
| 220 | * ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse'' (aka ''Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats to Fight To'') |
| 221 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/MyLittlePony My Little Spidey]] (Miles Morales/Spider-Man); [[Creator/EmilyDickinson Emily]] [[Series/{{Dickinson}} Thwipinson]] (Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman); [[Music/JayZ I Got 2099 Problems...]] (Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099); Kilometers Morales (Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk); [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce Another Bagel Multiverse Origin Story?]] (Dr. Johnathon Ohnn/Spot); [[Creator/IssaRae I'm Rooting for Everybody Arach]] (Jess Drew/Spider-Woman); Spider-Manny (Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man); [[Creator/KaranSoni Karan]] Hair (Pavitr Prabhakar/Spider-Man India); [[Creator/BrianTyreeHenry Brian Tyree Daddy]] (Lt. Jefferson Davis); [[Music/DuranDuran Her Name is Rio, She's the Mom of Spider-Maaan]] (Rio Morales); All Audiences at This Point (Peter B. Parker: "You say 'the fate of the multiverse', and my brain dies!"); and [[Music/KanyeWest No One Man Should Be Also Prowler]] (Miles Morales/Prowler). |
| 222 | [[/folder]] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | [[folder: ''Speed Racer'']] |
| 225 | * ''Film/SpeedRacer'' (aka ''[[Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh Fast Times I'm Really High]]'') |
| 226 | ** The trailer starts off by saying that Creator/{{the Wachowskis}} took a rave's worth of molly and entered their [[DorkAge flop era]], making ''Speed Racer'', a colorful box office dud that's become a CultClassic, ''Film/CloudAtlas'', a colorful box office dud that's become a cult classic, and... ''Film/JupiterAscending'', a colorful box-office dud which the narrator refuses to believe is a cult classic; after several scenes of Balem's {{Narm}}ful SuddenlyShouting moments, he reluctantly admits that it's "worth a rewatch". |
| 227 | ** "Trixie, Creator/ChristinaRicci in a [[SciFiBobHaircut bob]] so sharp it should be called a 'Robert'." |
| 228 | ** The narrator is so annoyed by Spritle and Chim Chim that he states that he remembers how much he enjoys Creator/JordanPeele's ''Film/{{Nope}}'' for ''no particular reason''. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Cue the]] ''[[ShowWithinAShow Gordy's Home]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice massacre]]. |
| 229 | ** The narrator finishes by explaining how the film was secretly influential not only for pioneering [[ChromaKey green screen]] everywhere, but for proving that [[Franchise/TheFastAndTheFurious a franchise]] could be built on [[CoolCar fast cars]], secretly working for the governent, [[BeyondTheImpossible not making any sense]] , '''and'''... ''[[MemeticMutation family]]''! |
| 230 | --->''(Vin Diesel impression, while Sparky drinks victory milk)'': Hey, put that milk down! Grab a Corona, Sparky. You're rolling with our crew now. |
| 231 | ** Starring: Creator/EmileHirsch [[TakeThat at Sundance]] (Speed Racer: "Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.")[[note]]Referencing Hirsch assaulting a Paramount executive during the 2015 Sundance Film Festival[[/note]]; [[Film/TheBigLebowski You Ever Race a Stranger in the Alps?]] (Pops Racer); [[Creator/SusanSarandon Susan Sarandaaaamn]] (Mom Racer); [[Creator/ChristinaRicci Christina Racey]] (Trixie); [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Spritle, Spritle!]] (Spritle Racer); [[Series/PimpMyRide Chimp My Ride]] (Chim Chim); [[Film/StreetFighter E. Honda]] Insight (Fuji Announcer); [[Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift Tokyo Grift]] (Taejo Togokahn); [[Series/CrocodileHunter Croikey!]] (Sparky); Racer Twitter (Racer X); [[Creator/LarsVonTrier Lars von Tire]] (Inspector Detector); [[CorruptCorporateExecutive David]] [[TakeThat Zaslav]] (E.P. Arnold Royalton); and Drive, Film/{{Shaft}} (Ben Burns). |
| 232 | [[/folder]] |
| 233 | |
| 234 | [[folder: ''Ferris Bueller's Day Off'']] |
| 235 | * ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'' (aka ''Chicago White Spots'') |
| 236 | ** "Join Ferris on [[TelevisionGeography a physically impossible tour of the city]], from the stock exchange... to the art museum... to a baseball game... to a stuffy French restaurant? What is he, 90? Maybe that fan theory's right, and he's just a figment of Squidward's imagination." |
| 237 | ** "[Ed Rooney]'s determined to humiliate Ferris, by catching him in the act of... having fun in the city with his girlfriend, in this strange obsession with one ditcher, while the rest of his school descends into anarchy." |
| 238 | --->'''Grace:''' The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids...\ |
| 239 | '''Narrator:''' "Bloods"? Like the gang? Sir, you have ''much'' bigger fish to fry. |
| 240 | ** Starring: [[Film/ASimplePlan A]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Simba]] [[Film/ASimplePlan Plan]] (Ferris Bueller); Ferris' Wheels (the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder); [[Film/FriendsWithBenefits Friend with Benefits]] (Cameron Frye); On Sloane from the 80's Babe Collection (Sloane Peterson); [[Film/DirtyDancing Baby's]] [[Film/BabysDayOut Day Out]] (Jeanie Bueller); The Bad Guy from ''Film/HowardTheDuck''... and Also Real Life (Ed Rooney); [=ChatG.E.D.=] (Grace); [[Series/TwoAndAHalfMen Two and a Half Ounces]] (Garth Volbeck); Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? It's Creator/BenStein. (Economics Teacher); Special Delivery! (Flower Deliveryman); Nihilism (Ferris: "A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself."); and When Someone Asks What Your 3rd Favorite Ska Band Is (Student: "Save Ferris!"). |
| 241 | [[/folder]] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[folder: ''Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny'']] |
| 244 | * ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheDialOfDestiny'' (aka ''[[Literature/AWrinkleInTime Wrinkled in Time]]'') |
| 245 | ** Starring: Welcome to the Past... My Bedtime (Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr.); [[Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin The 40 Year Old Version]] (Young Indiana Jones); Music/DestinysChild (Helena Shaw); Taponcito Rapaz (Teddy Kumar); A Rocket Scientist Getting Into Right Wing Politics? Concerning... (Jürgen Voller); [[Creator/BradPitt Bad Pitt]] (Klaber); [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings And My Slacks!]] (Sallah); C.I.Eh. (Agent Mason); Dr. Jones, [[Creator/TobyJones The Other One]] (Basil Shaw); No You're Thinking of Aristotle, That's Archimedes, Different Guy (Archimedes); [[Franchise/{{Shrek}} Puss in Boats]] (Renaldo); [[Series/ThatsSoRaven That's So Ravenwood]] (Marion Ravenwood); [[Film/{{Borat}} I Hate!]] (Bidder at Auction); and Coldcocks! (montage of characters sucker-punching other characters) |
| 246 | [[/folder]] |
| 247 | |
| 248 | [[folder: ''Barbie'']] |
| 249 | * ''Film/Barbie2023'' (aka ''[[Theatre/GuysAndDolls Guys & Dolls]]'') |
| 250 | ** "From not Creator/AmySchumer, [[TakeThat thank God]]!" |
| 251 | ** The narrator starts off by seriously stating that Barbieland lives by [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche Nietzsche's]] doctrine of EternalRecurrence... but after the RecordScratch, he backtracks to a happier tone of voice. |
| 252 | ** The video turns into praising Chevrolet and GM in response to the multiple cases of ProductPlacement for them (complete with footage including a clear interior shot). |
| 253 | ** "--Creator/WillFerrell as [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Lord Business]]-- er, the CEO of Mattel... whatever..." |
| 254 | ** While he hopes that the smash success of ''Barbie'' will make Warner Bros. realize that female-driven comedies can be successful, he knows that the WB execs think all they need to do to replicate that success is make more toy movies, so he demands movies about ''TabletopGame/{{Uno}}'', ''Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}}'', and then asks for a Magic8Ball...not the toy, but an eight-ball of coke, which he promptly snorts while cheering, "WHOO, TOYS!" |
| 255 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/PowerRangers The Pink Ranger]] (Barbie); [[Creator/RyanGosling Gos]] [[Film/LarsAndTheRealGirl and the Real Girl]] (Ken); Brand Parenthood (Gloria); [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar When Is Gamora?]] (Sasha); [[Film/JurassicParkIII Alan!]] (Allan); Barbie Mama Drama (Ruth Handler); [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy You're Just a Woman. A Woman with a Small Brain, a Brain a Third the Size of Us. It's Just Science.]] (Mattel CEO); Cynthia from ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' (Weird Barbie); Rep. Sh*t (President Barbie); [[Film/ShangChiAndTheLegendOfTheTenRings Shang Chud]] (Tourist Ken); C-Sections in Barbieland Are a Bit Excessive (Midge); Music/{{Aqua}} (Mermaid Barbie); Every Couples Costume This Halloween (shows Barbie and Ken in matching neon clothing and skates); Every [=TikTok=] This Year (Music/BillieEilish: "I used to float..."); When You Know They Had [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino]] (montage of foot shots, complete with being scored to [[CallBack the same music as the foot montage in the "Every Quentin Tarantino Movie" Honest Trailer]]); When You Know They Lost Tarantino (Lawyer Barbie: "I don't want to touch a foot."); When They Stuck It to Film Bros (Writer Barbie: "It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Creator/ZackSnyder cut of ''[[Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague Justice League]]''."); and When They Went Too Far. (Tourist Ken: "Oh, my God. You've never seen ''Film/TheGodfather''?" President Barbie: "Can you start the movie over and just talk through the whole thing?") ''The Godfather'' is a masterpiece! Creator/FrancisFordCoppola's mastery of the craft is beyond compa-- [[SelfDeprecation Oh no, I'm one of them, aren't I]]? |
| 256 | ** TheStinger |
| 257 | --->'''Video Girl Barbie:''' I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? Nobody. Nobody's dream.\ |
| 258 | '''Narrator:''' Did they not consult any men on this script? |
| 259 | [[/folder]] |
| 260 | |
| 261 | [[folder: ''One Piece'']] |
| 262 | * ''Series/OnePiece2023'' (aka ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Pirate Show for Tweens]]'') |
| 263 | ** The opening lines waste no time in explaining the sole reason why many live-action adaptations of anime fail: |
| 264 | --->'''Narrator:''' In a world where anime fans reject [[Film/DragonballEvolution every]] [[Film/DeathNote2017 live-action]] [[Film/GhostInTheShell2017 adaptation]], [[Film/TheLastAirbender usually for good reason...]]\ |
| 265 | ''[A scene from ''Series/CowboyBebop2021'' is shown, where Radical Edward [[GenkiGirl shouts out Spike Spiegel's name]].]''\ |
| 266 | '''Narrator:''' ...Netflix finally cracked the code: change almost nothing, no matter how ridiculous it looks.\ |
| 267 | ''[Cue a side-by-side comparison, showing the [[Manga/OnePiece anime]] and live-action renditions of Den Den Mushi, Buggy's small form, and Luffy inflating like a balloon to redirect a cannonball.]''\ |
| 268 | '''Narrator:''' Good luck with Season 2!\ |
| 269 | '''Chopper (Anime):''' I'm not a human, I'm a reindeer! I have antlers and hooves! Don't you see?! |
| 270 | ** When the [[ShonenDemographic Shōnen]] tropes of ''One Piece'' are discussed, one of them includes the fact that there are ''"powers that escalate until they literally punch God in the face"''. Cue a clip from [[Manga/OnePiece the anime version]], showing Luffy's Gear 5 form punching Kaido's dragon form with ToonPhysics. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer He then reminds the audience that every show gets there eventually.]] |
| 271 | ** The Narrator perfectly sums up the hardships of being an ordinary human in this show's world: |
| 272 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...as you're plunged in the salty world of ''One Piece'', a franchise where you're either a pirate, a Marine, or [[SoundEffectBleep f*cked]].\ |
| 273 | ''[Cue a montage of humans being terrorized by pirates, whether it's Coco Village or Orange Town.]'' |
| 274 | ** Starring: Manga/InitialD (Monkey D. Luffy); Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Bandana (Nami); ''(muffled)'' I Was Born on a Pirate Ship with a Bunch of Apples (Roronoa Zoro); [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Riff Raff! Street Rat!]] (Usopp); Let Him Cook (Sanji); [[Franchise/HarryPotter Wary Potter]] (Koby); Shanks for the Memories ("Red-Haired" Shanks); Series/DogTheBountyHunter (Vice-Admiral Monkey D. Garp); [[Music/MichaelJackson You've Been Hit By... You've Been Struck By... A Smooth Admiral]] (Bogard); Gluglife (Arlong); [[Film/{{Clonus}} Parts: The Clownus Horror]] (Buggy the Clown); [[AnArmAndALeg Bake a Leg!]] (Chef "Red Leg" Zeff); [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Prince Valium]] (Helmeppo); [[WesternAnimation/PawPatrol Jaw Patrol]] (Captain "Axe-Hand" Morgan); [[Music/BellBivDeVoe That Girl Is Poisoned]] (Kaya); [[TheButlerDidIt Wait, the Butler Actually Did It?]] (Kuro of a Thousand Plans); Wake Up Sheeple! (Merry); Cross: Dress for Less (Dracule "Hawk-Eye" Mihawk); Creator/ChrisDElia[[labelnote:Explanation]]In the early 2020s, D'Elia was accused of various kinds of sexual misconduct targeted at underage girls, including grooming[[/labelnote]] (Kuro: "The time for waiting is over. Kaya is of age."); and The Spins (montage of the camera spinning during fight scenes). Stop! Stop the ride! I'm gonna-- [[VomitDiscretionShot <HURK!>]] |
| 275 | [[/folder]] |
| 276 | |
| 277 | [[folder: ''The Boys'' [=S2 & S3=]]] |
| 278 | * ''Series/TheBoys2019'' S2 & S3 (aka ''[[Film/WarForThePlanetOfTheApes War for the Planet of the Capes]]'') |
| 279 | ** Starring: [[FullFrontalAssault The]] [[ComicBook/TheFlash Flash]] (Hugh "Hughie" Campbell Jr.); [[Creator/KarlUrban Urban]] Legend (William "Billy" Butcher); Memelander (John/Homelander); [[Music/SouljaBoy Soldier Boy Kill Em]] (Ben/Soldier Boy); [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill That Boy Ain't Right]] (Ryan); Music/TheLumineers (Annie January/Starlight); [[Film/TheProfessional Leon the Unprofessional]] (Serge/Frenchie); The Strong Silent Type (Kimiko Miyashiro/The Female); [[Website/FourChan Thorchan]] (Klara Vought/Stormfront); [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen Call Me Maevey]] (Margaret "Maggie" Shaw/Queen Maeve); Track Lives Splatter (Reggie Franklin/A-Train); Film/TheDarkKnight (Earving/Black Noir); [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Dock Ock]] (Kevin Moskowitz/The Deep); [[Series/BreakingBad Gus Fringe]] Science (Stanford "Stan" Edgar); [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Newman...]] (Congresswoman Victoria Neuman/Nadia Edgar); and Disney's 2023 PR Team (Ashley Barrett tearing out her hair in frustration). |
| 280 | [[/folder]] |
| 281 | |
| 282 | [[folder: ''Blue Beetle'']] |
| 283 | * ''Film/BlueBeetle2023'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife A Bug's Strife]]'') |
| 284 | ** "But instead, we'll settle for ''Series/CobraKai'''s Creator/XoloMariduena; he's at the magical time in a new star's life between their first starring role and their first set of veneers, as he takes on the part of Jaime Reyes, a good kid from the wrong side of ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity GTA: Vice City]]''." |
| 285 | ** "Everything will change when [Jaime] contracts a mean case of 'superhero origin story', symptoms of which may include itching, burning, and weird boners. Because his body's been hijacked by the Blue Beetle, an alien suit that's just as deadly and effective as a fighter jet controlled by your Alexa." |
| 286 | ** "If you need an actress to fall in love with a man pretending he's in terrible pain, you call [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neymar Neymar's]] ex." |
| 287 | ** Victoria Kord is described as "a supervillain who's contractually obligated to do at least one racism per scene, and who got her degree from the same grad school as [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]." |
| 288 | ** Starring: Jaime I Be Your ComicBook/IronMan? (Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle); [[Film/ForrestGump Jen-nay]] (Jenny Kord); Things You'd Never Expect to Hear 5-Time Oscar Nominee Creator/SusanSarandon Say Out Loud (Victoria Kord); Show Me the Carapax (Lt. Ignacio Carapax/OMAC); [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Simba, You Have Forgotten Me...]] (Alberto Reyes); [[Series/MsMarvel2022 Ms. Larval]] (Milagro Reyes); [[UsefulNotes/CheGuevara Grey Guevara]] (Nana); [[Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows2019 What We Do in the Labcoats]] (Dr. Jose Francisco Morales Rivera de la Cruz/"Sanchez"); and Uncle Trucker (Rudy Reyes). |
| 289 | [[/folder]] |
| 290 | |
| 291 | [[folder: ''Ahsoka'']] |
| 292 | * ''Series/{{Ahsoka}}'' (aka ''Star Wars: [[JumpingTheShark Jumping the Whale]]'') |
| 293 | ** Starring: [[Creator/RosarioDawson Dawson's]] [[Series/DawsonsCreek Creed]] (Ahsoka Tano); [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Wren and Snippy]] (Sabine Wren); [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Screw]] (Professor Huyang); [[Literature/BreakingDawn Twi'lek: Breaking Thrawn]] (General Hera Syndulla); [[Film/PunisherWarZone Punisher: Star War Zone]] (Baylan Skoll); [[Creator/AnyaTaylorJoy Anya Taylor-Misery]] (Shin Hati); [[Music/{{Rihanna}} Witch Better Have My Map-Key]] (Morgan Elsbeth); Beards Do Not Grow in Space (Ezra Bridger); [[Film/AnyGivenSunday Ani Given Sunday]] (Anakin Skywalker); Once in a Blue Goon (Grand Admiral Thrawn); Sheevalry is Dead (Marrok); [=R2Deeznuts=] (Chopper); Orange Man Good (Carson Teva); Ya Mon (Mon Mothma); [[Music/NineInchNails Nine Clinch Snails]] (Noti); An Actual Coven of Chaos (Nightsisters); and [[FranchiseZombie A Perfect Metaphor for Disney's]] ''Star Wars'' (Night Troopers). |
| 294 | [[/folder]] |
| 295 | |
| 296 | [[folder: ''Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One'']] |
| 297 | * ''Film/MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning'' (aka ''Mission: Improbable – Stunt on These Foes'') |
| 298 | ** "In a world that's starting to get tired of long-running franchises, comes another installment of the long... running franchise, that went from [[Film/MissionImpossible1996 an exciting canvas for directors to make a spy movie]], (in a carnival barker's voice) to the '[[Creator/TomCruise Cruise]] & [[Creator/ChristopherMcQuarrie McQuarrie]] Action Stunt Spectacular!' Step right up, folks, and witness the ninth wonder of the world! Tiny Tom Cruise, a legend in the world of cinematic acrobatics, will vault himself off this very cliff, armed only with his motorcycle and a steadfast belief in his own abilities! Only $14 to see if he survives the journey over to the Alps, onto this speeding train, and into the hearts of patriotic Americans everywhere!" |
| 299 | ** "This time, he's up against the Entity, like [=ChatGPT=] if it could do more than just plagiarize; this Dark Siri can impersonate anybody, dox anyone, throw a sweet rager, and predict every outcome but one: 'What if ''Film/{{Barbie|2023}}'' and ''Film/{{Oppenheimer}}'' [[TakeThat released the next week, and nuked the box office so hard, no one cares anymore?]]'" |
| 300 | ** Starring: Ethan Stunt... How Have We Not Done That One Already? (Ethan Hunt); [[Creator/HayleyAtwell Atwell]] [[Theatre/AllsWellThatEndsWell That Ends Well]] (Grace); [[Film/ShaunOfTheDead Shaun of the Fed]] (Benji Dunn); [[Series/HereComesHoneyBooBoo Mama]] [[Film/Dune2021 Dune]] (Ilsa Faust); No [[Creator/EsaiMorales Morales]] (Gabriel); [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Gerard Slay]] (Paris); Eugene Kittridge?? (Eugene Kittridge); [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Chief]] [[Creator/SheaWhigham Wigham]] (Jasper Briggs); and Black Hat. What? It's a Hacking Term, Jeez. (Luther Stickell) |
| 301 | [[/folder]] |
| 302 | |
| 303 | [[folder: ''Buffy the Vampire Slayer'']] |
| 304 | * ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' (aka ''Quippy the Vampire Serial'') |
| 305 | ** Starring: [[Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer I Know What You Did Last, Summers]] (Buffy Summers); [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Help! My Son Is a Nerd]] (Xander Harris); [[Film/AmericanPie This One Time, at Wand Camp...]] (Willow Rosenberg); [[Franchise/HarryPotter Professor Doombledore]] (Rupert Giles); [[Franchise/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Cordelia the Teenage B*tch]] (Cordelia Chase); [[Music/BillyIdol Silly Idol]] (Spike); [[Music/GreenDay Nice Guys Diminish Last]] (Angel); Lycandope (Oz); Creator/JossWhedon's [[Series/{{Dollhouse}} Brawlhouse]] (Faith Lehane); [[Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba Demon Player: Kimetsu no Yaiba]] (Anya Jenkins); Film/FromDuskTillDawn (Dawn Summers); and [[Film/MissionImpossibleFilmSeries Ethan C*nt]] (Ethan Rayne). |
| 306 | [[/folder]] |
| 307 | |
| 308 | [[folder: ''Five Nights at Freddy's'']] |
| 309 | * ''Film/FiveNightsAtFreddys2023'' (aka ''[[Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968 Nights of the Living Dead Kids]]'') |
| 310 | ** Starring: [[Creator/ChuckECheese Charles Unemployment Cheese]] (Mike Schmidt); [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Pilot the Ella, Abby, or Garrett Will Have to Do It Again]] (Abby Schmidt); We Have Creator/JenniferLawrence at Home (Vanessa Shelly/Afton); [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Now Let's Take Off This Mask and See Who You Really Are! <GASP!> Why, It's Old Man]] [[Creator/MatthewLillard Lillard!]] (Steve Raglan/William Afton); [[Film/DontTellMomTheBabysittersDead Don't Tell Mike the Babysitter's Dead]] (Max); [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Aunt I a Stinker]] (Aunt Jane); [[Franchise/CareBears Scare Bear Stare]] (Freddy); Oxy Cottontail (Bonnie); Bird Bird Bird, the Bird's a Turd (Chica); [[Music/{{Ylvis}} What Does the Fox Slay?]] (Foxy); and Jumpscare! Just Kidding... Jumpscare! Never Mind... Jumpscare! Made You Look... Jumpscare! Got You Again... Jumpscare! OK I'm Done... Jumpscare! |
| 311 | [[/folder]] |
| 312 | |
| 313 | [[folder: ''American Sniper'']] |
| 314 | * ''Film/AmericanSniper'' (aka ''[[Film/WetHotAmericanSummer Vet Hot American Camper]]'') |
| 315 | ** "Are you ready to condense a 500-page biography into two disorienting hours? Hope so, with a few short minutes spent on meeting, courting, and marrying his wife; his PTSD getting cured off-camera; then abruptly dying offscreen, because they've got to make room for what the audience paid to see: the USA kicking a*s (shows Kyle and his fellow [=SEALs=] shooting Iraqi militants while driving in their [=APCs=]), and Creator/BradleyCooper [[DoubleEntendre playing with his knooooob]]." |
| 316 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[over a montage of Kyle adjusting the viewfinder on his scope]'' Ohh, yeah. Oh, oh! Gently... gently... real sensitive now... ''[inhales]'' Ooh, yeah; now I'm ready to shoot! ''[shows Kyle's sniper bullet traveling in slow-motion]'' Aww! Was that a crude dick joke? Sorry; I just watched ''American Sniper''. |
| 317 | ** "So join America's least detail-oriented filmmaker, who's definitely not just trying to crank out films in time to make it home for ''Series/BlueBloods'', for a film about one man's quest to keep his brothers safe and liberate the good people of Iraq from their evil oppressors. Not this guy, though. (shows Kyle sniping a man holding an artillery shell) Or her. (shows Kyle sniping an Iraqi woman) Or him. (shows Kyle sniping an Iraqi militant) Definitely not him. (shows Kyle killing The Butcher in a fiery explosion) Oh, he seems nice. Wait, no, not him, either. (shows Kyle choking an Iraqi man eating with his fellow [=SEALs=]) Not her. (shows an Iraqi woman) Not him. (shows Mustafa) Not that kid. (shows an Iraqi kid holding an RPG) Not them. (shows an angry Iraqi crowd) All right, I guess every single Iraqi in the film is evil, huh? Light 'em up, boys!" |
| 318 | ** Starring: [[Film/SuperTroopers Super]] [[Creator/BradleyCooper Cooper]] (Chris Kyle); [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Sniper No Sniping!]] (Taya Kyle); [[VideoGame/CounterStrike Terrorists Win]] (Mustafa); Drill Baby Drill (The Butcher); An Actual SEAL They Made Into a Coward for No Reason (Marc Alan Lee); Hoo-Rah! (Jeff: "F*ck this place.") ...Hoo-Rah?; [[Series/{{Mindhunter}} Mindhaunter]] (Young Vet-Mads); and [[VideoGame/CallOfDuty Doll of Duty]] (shows Kyle holding a plastic doll meant to be his newborn daughter). |
| 319 | [[/folder]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | [[folder: ''Paul Blart: Mall Cop'']] |
| 322 | * ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop'' (aka ''[[Film/DieHard Pie Hard]]'') |
| 323 | ** Starring: [[Creator/KevinJames Kevin]] [[Series/KevinCanFuckHimself Can't F*ck Himself]] (Paul Blart); [[Film/{{Mallrats}} Mallrat]] (Veck Simms); Hell Toupee (Amy Anderson); Smaul Blart (Maya Blart); [[Creator/ShirleyKnight Shirley]] [[Film/{{Airplane}} You Can't Be Serious]] (Margaret Blart); She's Out of Your [[Series/TheLeague League]] (Stuart); [[Series/TheWatcher The SWATcher]] (Commander James Kent); [[WebVideo/HotOnes The Final Dab]] (Leon); [[Film/JurassicParkIII Allen!]] (Jerky Security Guy); and What Every Kevin James Movie Should Include: His Brother Singing Music/BonJovi as a Creator/BillBailey Lookalike (Karaoke Singer). |
| 324 | [[/folder]] |
| 325 | |
| 326 | [[folder: ''Oppenheimer'']] |
| 327 | * ''Film/{{Oppenheimer}}'' (aka '' Series/TheBigBangTheory'') |
| 328 | ** "Experience a sight that's equal parts haunting and beautiful: [[BaitAndSwitch extreme close-ups of Cillian Murphy's face]] -- AAAAAAAAHH~oooohhhhh. -- as he adopts a permanent bug-eyed stare that screams, 'What has science done?!', or just as likely, 'Help! I'm a skeleton who [[MustHaveNicotine runs on cigarettes]]!'" |
| 329 | ** "Settle in for a three-hour film that's kind of like ''Film/{{Inception}}'', if every layer of dream was a different congressional subcommittee, telling Oppenheimer's story through a Cabinet confirmation hearing, about a security clearance renewal process, regarding an informal round table, and a raucous joint committee session, that ends in a shocking twist: the man Robert embarrassed at the AEC secretly handpicked the Gray Board's special prosecutor. Gasp! Uh, I-I can see I lost you there. Huh. Uh... Big bomb goes booooom! ''(shows the Trinity test)'' Haha. Cinema rules." |
| 330 | ** "Prepare for a long-ass movie, that keeps you hooked by trotting out [[AllStarCast a new beloved actor]] every ten minutes, like Creator/RobertDowneyJr's triumphant return, after... whatever this was ''(shows [[Film/{{Dolittle}} Dr. Dolittle getting farted at by a dragon]])'', who's moved on from [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Tony Stark]] by playing a businessman/weapons developer with a massive ego... in black and white." |
| 331 | ** The narrator says that due to the film's sexual content, they can't show it in history class, so they have to resort to watching ''Film/FatManAndLittleBoy'' instead. |
| 332 | ** Starring: Irish Star Bomb (J. Robert Oppenheimer); [[ComicBook/XMen Kitty Pried]] (Katherine "Kitty" Oppenheimer); [[Film/EuroTrip Oppy Doesn't Know]] (Gen. Leslie Groves); Hater Aide (Lewis Strauss); [[Creator/FlorencePugh Flo]] the Advertising/{{Progressive}} (Jean Tatlock); Bohhhhring (Niels Bohr); Creator/RelativityMedia (Albert Einstein); [[Series/BreakingBad Jessie We Need to Cook]] (Werner Heisenberg); Worst [[Creator/CaseyAffleck Casey]] Scenario (Boris Pash); [[Film/BohemianRhapsody Bohemian Testimony]] (David L. Hill); [[Film/UncutGems Uncut Nuclei]] (Edward Teller); Feyn'd Interest (Richard Feynman); [[Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou 10 Things I Hate About Boom]] (Isidor Isaac Rabi); Creator/JoshHartnett in Glasses? Blech! So Unattractive. (Ernest Lawrence); [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Red Scare Redemption]] (Roger Robb); and The Alternate Reality Where the Fate of the World Rests on Creator/JoshPeck. [[TakeThat Better Than]] Creator/DrakeBell [[TakeThat I Guess]]. (Kenneth Bainbridge) |
| 333 | [[/folder]] |
| 334 | |
| 335 | [[folder: ''Loki'' Season 2]] |
| 336 | * ''Series/Loki2021'' Season 2 (aka ''[[Film/HotTubTimeMachine Hot Tom Time Machine]]'') |
| 337 | ** The trailer starts by noting that corporate parent Disney is celebrating their centennial "with the energy of a real 100-year-old", referencing the disappointment of this season ''and'' the BoxOfficeBomb of ''WesternAnimation/Wish2023''. |
| 338 | ** Starring: [[Music/TheBeatles Loki in the Sky with Timelines]] (Loki Laufeyson/Variant L1130); [[Franchise/{{Cars}} Lightning McStream]] (Agent Mobius M. Mobius); Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Branched Timeline (Sylvie Laufeydottir); Vic Mensa (Victor Timely); [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Respect My Time Variance Authority!]] (Hunter B-15); [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce In Another Life, I Would Have Really Liked Doing Tech Support with You]] (Ouroboros); Tick Tock Influencer (Miss Minutes); [[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance I Am the Very Model of a Modern Majors Disney Role]] ("He Who Remains"); Tech Support Support (Casey); [[Creator/RafaelCasal Rafael]] [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 is Cool but Rude]] (Hunter X-05); [[Series/GameOfThrones Lysa Errands]] (General Dox); and The MCU's Visual Effects Artists (Ouroboros: "The work orders really pile up if I take a break, so I just keep at it! Forever! No sleep!"). |
| 339 | [[/folder]] |
| 340 | |
| 341 | [[folder: ''Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'']] |
| 342 | * ''Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' (aka ''Literature/TheHungerGames'') |
| 343 | ** Starring: [[Film/AliceInWonderland2010 The Sad Hatter]] (Willy Wonka); A Candy Cane! ''(zooms in on Wonka's candy-filled cane)''; [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Saruman the Whitening]] (Dr. Wonka); [[Franchise/GIJoe Senile Joe!]] (Grandpa Joe); Cabin Boy (Charlie Bucket); [[Film/DasBoot Das Bloat]] (Augustus Gloop); Salt Bae (Veruca Salt); [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3D I Came Here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubble Gum, and I Still Have My Bubble Gum]] (Violet Beauregarde); [[WebVideo/ScreenJunkies Screen Junkie]] (Mike Teavee); How Hollywood Saved Money Before A.I. (Oompa-Loompas); and [[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Helena Bonham Cabbage]] ''(shows Mrs. Bucket chopping up a cabbage)''. |
| 344 | [[/folder]] |
| 345 | |
| 346 | [[folder: The Year 2023]] |
| 347 | * The Year in Entertainment 2023 (aka ''[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Stars War: Episode 23 - The Broke Writer Strikes Back]]'') |
| 348 | [[/folder]] |
| 349 | |
| 350 | !!Game Trailers |
| 351 | |
| 352 | [[folder: ''Bayonetta 3'']] |
| 353 | * ''VideoGame/Bayonetta3'' (aka ''[[Film/DoctorStrangeInTheMultiverseOfMadness Bayonetta and the Multiverse of Dommy Mommies]]'') |
| 354 | ** Starring: Bae-Onetta (Bayonetta); Hot Topic Music/{{Pink}} (Viola); [[WesternAnimation/TotallySpies Totally Spy]] (Jeanne); [[Music/{{Chamillionaire}} You See Me Rodin, You Hatin']] (Rodin); [[FedoraOfAsskicking The Amazing Mi'Lady]] (Luka Redgrave); Literally Creator/TildaSwinton (Dr. Sigurd); and Evil [[Franchise/PowerRangers Zordon]] (Singularity). |
| 355 | [[/folder]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | [[folder: ''Pokémon Scarlet and Violet'']] |
| 358 | * ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet'' (aka ''Pokémon [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Sandwich]] & [[ObviousBeta Glitches]]'') |
| 359 | [[/folder]] |
| 360 | |
| 361 | [[folder: ''High on Life'']] |
| 362 | * ''VideoGame/HighOnLife'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/OddworldStrangersWrath Offworld: Stranger's Wrath]]'') |
| 363 | ** Starring: Machine Gun [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Morty]] (Kenny); [[Film/CrocodileDundee That's Not a Knife, This is a Knife!]] (Knifey); [[VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} Battletoad]] (Gus); Literally That Gun From ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' (Sweezy); It's [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurf]] or Nothing (Creature); and Creator/VinDiesel (Lezduit). |
| 364 | [[/folder]] |
| 365 | |
| 366 | [[folder: ''Marvel's Midnight Suns'']] |
| 367 | * ''VideoGame/MidnightSuns'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/XComEnemyUnknown Marvel: Enemy Unknown]]'') |
| 368 | ** Starring: [[Series/CrissAngelMindfreak Criss Angel: Mindfreak]] (Doctor Strange); Absolute Slampire (Blade); Non-Non-Binary (Captain Marvel); Oops I Accidentally Tried to Redraw Iron Man Cards for the 20th Time (Iron Man); Franchise/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch (Nico Minoru); Super Power: [[CoolCar Car]] (Ghost Rider); [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} I'm Making a Note Here: Huge Success!!!]] (Magik); The Personality Works Better with the Mask On (Spider-Man); Captain Generica (Captain America); [[VideoGame/CapcomVs Berserker Barrage]] (Wolverine); Real Scarlet B!t@h (Scarlet Witch); The Jolly Green Giant (The Hulk); and Protagonists Like You ([[PlayerCharacter The Hunter]]). |
| 369 | ** TheStinger: "Honestly if you really wanna reclaim Marvel for nerds, just make one that's basically ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings'' somehow. No one that doesn't make Excel sheets for fun are gonna play that game." |
| 370 | [[/folder]] |
| 371 | |
| 372 | [[folder: ''Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion'']] |
| 373 | * ''VideoGame/CrisisCore'' (aka ''[[Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody The Bittersweet Life of Zack and Cloudy]]'') |
| 374 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Zack the Hedgehog]] (Zack Fair); One-Winged Angeal (Angeal Hewley); [[Music/MaliceMizer Malice Mizerly]] (Genesis Rhapsodos); Weeaboo [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Alucard]] (Sephiroth); [[Franchise/MortalKombat Tseng Shunned]] (Tseng); Just Genderbent [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Axel]] (Cissnei); Cumulo-Nimrod (Cloud Strife); and Pre-Skewer (Aerith Gainsborough). |
| 375 | [[/folder]] |
| 376 | |
| 377 | [[folder: ''Fire Emblem Engage'']] |
| 378 | * ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage'' (aka ''Fire-Ass Emblem Platform/NGage'') |
| 379 | ** Starring: Colgate Chan (Alear); Flower Girls (Kingdom of Firene); Beefy Boys (Kingdom of Brodia); The Nation of Ethnica (Queendom of Solm); Bad People Country (Kingdom of Elusia); WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}} (Sommie); and The Ghosts of Fanfictions Past (Emblems). |
| 380 | [[/folder]] |
| 381 | |
| 382 | [[folder: ''Forspoken'']] |
| 383 | * ''VideoGame/{{Forspoken}}'' (aka ''[[TakeThat Borespoken]]'') |
| 384 | ** Starring: Passive Aggressive Slap Bracelet (Cuff); WesternAnimation/TurningRed (Tanta Sila); [[Creator/MindyKaling Mindy Killing]] (Tanta Olas); Music/LadyGaga (Tanta Prav); [[SirNotAppearingInThisTrailer Tanta Not Appearing in This Game]] (Tanta Cinta); and [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Whine-al Wah-ntasy]] (Frey Holland). |
| 385 | ** TheStinger: "Just a pro tip for ''Forspoken 2'': the part of TheHerosJourney where they [[RefusalOfTheCall refuse the call]] doesn't have to be 20 hours." |
| 386 | [[/folder]] |
| 387 | |
| 388 | [[folder: ''Dead Space (Remake)'']] |
| 389 | * ''VideoGame/DeadSpaceRemake'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Dead Space Rising: Re-make-ance]]'') |
| 390 | ** Starring: [[Series/HomeImprovement Tim "The Toolman" Slayer]] (Isaac Clarke); Ghost of Girlfriends Past (Dr. Nicole Brennan); [[Series/{{Firefly}} Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal]] (Kendra Daniels); [[TrailersAlwaysSpoil The Guy Who Literally Dies in the Trailer]] (Zach Hammond); Necroboners (Necromorphs); and [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown More Stomping Than a Hoedown]]. |
| 391 | [[/folder]] |
| 392 | |
| 393 | [[folder: ''Hi-Fi Rush'']] |
| 394 | * ''VideoGame/HiFiRush'' (aka ''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Racket and Clank]]'') |
| 395 | ** Starring: VideoGame/GitarooMan (Chai); [[Manga/SailorMoon Luna-P]] (808); [[VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077 Cyberfunk]] (Peppermint); [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Barret]]-Tone (Macaron); [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Snu Snu]] [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Revolution]] (Korsica); [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Woman Recca Savage]] (Rekka); Holy Sh$t! Is That a Motherf!cking ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo]]'' Reference? (Zanzo); [[Music/KatyPerry Katy Parry]] (Mimosa); Fur-tissimo (Roquefort); [[VideoGame/Borderlands2 Handsome Jack]]-Offbeat (Kale Vandelay); and [[Franchise/StarWars Crap-3PO]] (CNMN). |
| 396 | [[/folder]] |
| 397 | |
| 398 | [[folder: ''Metroid Prime'' [=(2023 Remaster)=]]] |
| 399 | * ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime'' (aka ''Hemorrhoid Prime Remarketed'') |
| 400 | ** Starring... [[NowWhereWasIGoingAgain Wait, Where Am I Supposed to Go Again]]?; Oh Sh!t, I Was Just Here; Nope, Still Can't Do Whatever That Is; Maybe It's Back This Way; Nope, That's the Room Where I Burned to Death; What Did I Get Last Time I Played This?; You Know What, Screw This. I'm Just Gonna Stand Here Until the Hint System Kicks On. |
| 401 | ** TheStinger: "Look, ''Metroid Prime'' is good and all, but we need the children to be exposed to real [=GameCube=] classics. That's right. I'm talking about ''VideoGame/{{Cubivore}}''." |
| 402 | [[/folder]] |
| 403 | |
| 404 | [[folder: ''Atomic Heart'']] |
| 405 | * ''VideoGame/AtomicHeart'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/BioShock Borscht Shock]]'') |
| 406 | ** Starring: P-3 NIS (Maj. Sergey Nechaev/Agent P-3); Soviet Power Glove (Charles); The Baba Yaga (Zinaida Muravyova); [[Literature/MillenniumSeries Girl with the Dragon... Deez Nuts Tattoo]] (Dr. Larisa Filatova); Generic Brand Bad Guy (Viktor Petrov); [[Film/DrNo Dr. Nyet]] (Dr. Dmitry Sechenov); [[Advertising/{{Pepsiman}} Pepsiwomen]] (The Twins); and A Very Low Opinion of Their Audience (NORA). |
| 407 | [[/folder]] |
| 408 | |
| 409 | [[folder: ''[=BioShock Infinite=]'']] |
| 410 | * ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'' (aka ''VideoGame/DuckHunt Infinite'') |
| 411 | ** Starring: Booker Dim-Wit (Booker [=DeWitt=]); [[Film/DoctorStrangeInTheMultiverseOfMadness American't Chavez]] (Elizabeth); [[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Wonder Twin Powers Activate! In the Form of As*holes]] (Rosalind and Robert Lutece); Elon Musk's Worst Nightmare (Daisy Fitzroy); Bathsalts [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] (Jeremiah Fink); [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Punished]] [[Advertising/CapnCrunch Captain Crunch]] (Captain Cornelius Slate); [=SkyMall=] Santa ("Father" Zachary Hale Comstock); and BDSM [[Franchise/SesameStreet Big Bird]] (Songbird). |
| 412 | [[/folder]] |
| 413 | |
| 414 | [[folder: ''Sid Meier's Civilization'']] |
| 415 | * ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}}'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/{{Colonization}} Sid Meier's Colonization]]'') |
| 416 | ** Starring: Uhhhh... Welp... Hmmm... Okay, everything I can think of sounds racist, so... let's just maybe skip this bit. [Not Trying to Get Cancelled] |
| 417 | ** TheStinger: "Call me vindictive, but I'll never get tired of stomping out the English as the Zulu; it just feels right." |
| 418 | [[/folder]] |
| 419 | |
| 420 | [[folder: ''Pizza Tower'']] |
| 421 | * ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' (aka ''PCP Tower'') |
| 422 | ** Starring: [[Music/DeanMartin When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Amore; When You're Fisting a Dude with a Bad Attitude, That's Amore.]] |
| 423 | [[/folder]] |
| 424 | |
| 425 | [[folder: ''Like a Dragon: Ishin!'']] |
| 426 | * ''VideoGame/LikeADragonIshin'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/GhostOfTsushima Ghost of Yakuza]]'') |
| 427 | ** Starring: Kimono Kiryu (Sakamoto Ryoma/Saito Hajime); And For the Love of God, Please Put On a F!cking Shirt (Takechi Hanpeita); Japan's Baldest Man (Yoshida Toshimaro); Where'd You Find Hair Dye? (Saigo Kichinosuke); Film/{{Timecop}} (Kondo Isami); Can Totally Name Every Gatorade Flavor (Hijikata Toshizo); [[VideoGame/Yakuza1 Majima Everywhen]] (Okita Soji); Hostess with the Mostest (Oryo); and Various Extremely Serious Men (Ito Kashitaro, Yoshida Toyo, Nagakura Shinpachi, Matsubara Chuji, Nakaoka Shintaro, and Sasaki Tadasaburo). |
| 428 | [[/folder]] |
| 429 | |
| 430 | [[folder: ''Fallout: New Vegas'']] |
| 431 | * ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' (aka ''[[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Fallout and Loathing in New Vegas]]'') |
| 432 | ** Starring: Courier New (The Courier); [[Series/{{Friends}} The One Where Chandler Gets Fu!ked to Death]] (Benny); [[Literature/IRobot Hi, Robot]] (Victor); [=ChatGPT=] (Yes Man); Smart House (Mr. House); Caesar Salad (Caesar); [[Music/FallOutBoy Thnks fr th Mmrs]] (Doc Mitchell); Rock-A-Doodle Dude ([[ElvisImpersonator The King]]); [[Music/EltonJohn Rocketman]] (Jason Bright); A Roomba with a Gun (ED-E); and So Many Perverts (Poindexter, Elder [=McNamara=], NCR Ranger, Legate Lanius, Layla, Little Buster, Ranger Jackson, Mortimer, and Fantastic). |
| 433 | [[/folder]] |
| 434 | |
| 435 | [[folder: ''Resident Evil 4 (Remake)'']] |
| 436 | * ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4Remake'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvilVillage Resident Evil Vill-Four-Age]]'') |
| 437 | ** Starring: Emo [[Franchise/StreetFighter Guile]] (Leon S. Kennedy); Dead-Butante (Ashley Graham); Literature/DonJuan [[Literature/DonQuixote Quixote]] (Luis Serra Navarro); That Wong Wong Wong Wong Wong (Ada Wong); Rasputin from ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' (Bitores Méndez); Creator/AngelaLansbury (Ramón Salazar); Great Value [[VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Bayman]] (Jack Krauser); Hentai [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]] (Osmund Saddler); and Is That a Rocket Launcher in Your Pocket... OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe (The Merchant) |
| 438 | [[/folder]] |
| 439 | |
| 440 | [[folder: ''Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe'']] |
| 441 | * ''[[VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe]]'' (aka ''[[Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm Kirb Your Enthusiasm]]'') |
| 442 | ** Starring: Mothersucker (Kirby); Kirkland Brand [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse Orko]] (Magolor); [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Pirates of the Kirby-bean]] (Bandana Waddle Dee); [[Series/TheMandalorian The Metalorian]] (Meta Knight); [[Franchise/SesameStreet Big Bird]] (King Dedede); Bigger Bird (Grand Doomer); Red [[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]] (Landia); Washed-Up WWE Heels (Mr. Dooter, Fatty Puffer, and Goriath); and All the Stupid Hats You Can Eat (Copy Abilities). |
| 443 | [[/folder]] |
| 444 | |
| 445 | [[folder: ''Dead Island 2'']] |
| 446 | * ''VideoGame/DeadIsland2'' (aka ''VideoGame/DyingLight But For People That Have Joint Problems and Can't Do Parkour at All 2'') |
| 447 | ** Starring: Music/LennyKravitz (Jacob); Film/MagicMike (Ryan); [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun Lethal]] (Amy); [=SoundCloud=] Rapper (Bruno); Wreck-A-Billy (Dani); Wrestling/RheaRipley (Carla); Emma Ja-Not Important (Emma Jaunt); One of the [[BlackDudeDiesFirst Only Black Guys]] to Survive for a Sequel ([[PreviousPlayerCharacterCameo Sam B]]); [[Literature/DoctorDolittle Dr. Deadlittle]] (Dr. Reuben Reed); and The Old Couple That Wants to Invite You to Their Swingers Party (Lola Konradt). |
| 448 | [[/folder]] |
| 449 | |
| 450 | [[folder: ''Star Wars Jedi: Survivor'']] |
| 451 | * ''VideoGame/StarWarsJediSurvivor'' (aka ''[[Film/AMillionWaysToDieInTheWest One Million Ways to Je-Die in the West]]'') |
| 452 | ** Starring: [[WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman Vincent Adultman]] (Cal Kestis); Dad Bode (Bode Akuna); WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast (Nightsister Merrin); Greez Nuts (Greez Dritus); Zeez Nuts (ZN-A4 "Zee"); [[RuleOfThree Bee-Deez Nuts]] (BD-1); Cere? I Hardly Know 'Er! (Cere Junda); The Grandpa from ''Series/TheWhiteLotus'' (Eno Cordova); [[Series/ThatsSoRaven That's So Rayvis]] (Captain Rayvis); [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sith-pheroth]] (Dagan Gera); [[DarkLordOnLifeSupport CPAP Machine]] (Darth Vader); Rick the Door Technician (a high-level Scout Trooper that... goes down in one hit); and An Alien That Looks Like an IUD (Tulli Mu). |
| 453 | ** TheStinger: "Wait, you're telling me another Jedi (Bode) survived Order 66? They should've called it [[Lol69 Order 69]] with how assed up it all went. Seems to me the only people who actually died that day are Plo Kloon and that blonde kid from [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Episode 3]]. They can always be in the next game though." |
| 454 | [[/folder]] |
| 455 | |
| 456 | [[folder: ''Redfall'']] |
| 457 | * ''VideoGame/{{Redfall}}'' (aka ''[[ObviousBeta Redfail]]'') |
| 458 | ** Starring: Dude That Probably Has Bird Crap All Over His Jacket (Jacob Boyer); [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Vampire Layer]] (Layla Ellison); [[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Die the Science Guy]] (Devinder "Dev" Crousley); We Have [[VideoGame/{{Valorant}} Raze]] at Home (Remi De La Rosa); Creator/KevinBacon (The Hollow Man); Taco Bell (Bloody Tom); What? What Was That?? Can You Talk Louder, Please?! (Miss Whisper); [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ferris Brueller]] (Bloodbag Chuck/Charles Beck); [[UnfortunateNames Hmmmmm, Probably Should Have Googled Her Name Before They Called Her This]] (The Black Sun); and Someone This Game Sorely Needs [Y'all Need Jesus] (shows a painting of Jesus). |
| 459 | [[/folder]] |
| 460 | |
| 461 | [[folder: ''The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom'']] |
| 462 | * ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wild]]'' ''[[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay 2: Judgment Day]]'') |
| 463 | ** Starring: [[Series/AmericasNextTopModel Hyrule's Next Top Model]] (Link); Where the Hell-da She Go (Princess Zelda); [[MrFanservice GanonDILF]] (Demon King Ganondorf); [[VideoGame/Persona5 Fursona Royale]] (King Rauru); Zelda's Cool Granny (Queen Sonia); Computer Engineer Franchise/{{Barbie}} (Dr. Purah); Sidon My Face (Prince Sidon); Bird Brain (Tulin); [[Music/{{LMFAO}} Party Rock]] (Yunobo); The Only Valuable Member of Our Team (Makeela Riju); [[Film/HisGirlFriday His Bird Friday]] (Penn); The Actual City of Amsterdam (Hateno Village); and [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives Guy Trieri]] (Hestu). |
| 464 | ** The little tangent about what Link moving in with Zelda and Sidon getting engaged looks like from the perspective of a Link/Sidon shipper, which ends with a comment about [[PowerPerversionPotential "getting wet" with Sidon's Avatar]]. |
| 465 | [[/folder]] |
| 466 | |
| 467 | [[folder: ''Silent Hill'']] |
| 468 | * ''Franchise/SilentHill'' (aka ''[[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Hills]]'') |
| 469 | ** Starring: [[Film/DaddyDayCare Daddy Dead Care]] ([[VideoGame/SilentHill1 Harrold "Harry" Mason]]); Literature/GoneBabyGone (Cheryl Mason); Charcoal (Alessa Gillespie); Wife Guy ([[VideoGame/SilentHill2 James Sunderland]]); Series/WifeSwap (Maria); Film/GirlInterrupted ([[VideoGame/SilentHill3 Heather Mason]]); Definitely Not Getting That Security Deposit Back ([[VideoGame/SilentHill4 Henry Townshend]]); Fur Suit Truckers ([[VideoGame/SilentHillOrigins Travis Grady]] in the Daredevil Outfit); The Ones Not Worth Mentioning ([[VideoGame/SilentHillHomecoming Alex Shepherd]] and [[VideoGame/SilentHillDownpour Murphy Pendleton]]); [[VideoGame/DeathStranding Death Stranded]] ([[Creator/NormanReedus Unnamed Protagonist]]); The Gross Monsters (Lying Figure and Sniffer Dog); The Really Gross Monsters (Asphyxia and Closer); Whatever the Heck This Is (Flesh Lip); Geometry Daddy (Pyramid Head); and The True [[ComicBook/ThePunisher Paw-nisher]] ([[TheDogWasTheMastermind Mira]]). |
| 470 | [[/folder]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | [[folder: ''The Lord of the Rings: Gollum'']] |
| 473 | * ''VideoGame/TheLordOfTheRingsGollum'' (aka ''The Lord of the Rings: [=PS2=] Edition'' (Coming Soon to [=RadioShack=])) |
| 474 | ** Starring: [[Creator/AndySerkis Andy Serkisn't ]] (Gollum/Sméagol); [[Creator/IanMcKellen Wannabian McKellan]] (Gandalf); Dead, Bath, and Beyond (Candle Man); Neck Brace (Ileth); [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} Zug Zug]] (Orcs); Film/MeanGirls (Elves); [[Theatre/{{Chicago}} Mell-Block Tango]] (Mell); She-Not as Hot as ''[[VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfWar Shadow of War]]'' (Shelob); Eye-BS (Sauron); Mouth BS (Mouth of Sauron); and The Ugliest [=F!cking=] Bird I've Ever Seen (Little One). |
| 475 | [[/folder]] |
| 476 | |
| 477 | [[folder: ''Diablo IV'']] |
| 478 | * ''VideoGame/DiabloIV'' (aka ''[[Film/EatPrayLove Eat Flay Love]]'') |
| 479 | ** Starring: [[VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4 Going]] [[VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok Cray-tos]] (Barbarian); Just Playing ''VideoGame/VampireSurvivors'' (Sorcerer); Not So Secret Furries (Druid); [[Music/TheCureBand Robert Smith]] Fans (Necromancer); People Who Own Real Life Anime Swords (Rogue); Dick'ard Cain (Lorath Nahr); [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Knives Chau]] (Neyrelle); [[Music/DJKhaled DJ Khalid]] (Donan); [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Darth Souls]] [[VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic Malgus]] (The Pale Man/Elias of Aranoch, Fallen Horadrim); Pain in the Innariass (Inarius); and Mother Infernal, Lord of Flesh (Lilith, Daughter of Hatred). |
| 480 | [[/folder]] |
| 481 | |
| 482 | [[folder: ''Street Fighter 6'']] |
| 483 | * ''VideoGame/StreetFighter6'' (aka ''[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet A Fightmare on Beat Street]]'') |
| 484 | ** Not even Honest Trailers could resist an opportunity to [[TakeThat poke fun at]] [=LowTierGod=]. |
| 485 | --->'''Narrator''': [It's] much more fun to [=b*tch=] about the new stuff in the game than actually learn how to use it, as is community tradition!\ |
| 486 | '''LTG''': WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT [=####=]...''this game is a joke.'' |
| 487 | ** Starring: Luke-Torial (Luke Sullivan); Cammy-Toe (Cammy White); [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Snu Snu]] (Marisa); Franchise/{{Shrek}} (Blanka); [[Film/Barbie2023 He's Just Ken]] (Ken Masters); Toys/StretchArmstrong (Dhalsim); [[KickChick Chun Leave Me to Get Crushed by Those Thighs]] (Chun-Li); [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sam E-Guile]] (Guile); The Dude From ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'' (Zangief); [[Franchise/TheKarateKid Karate Kid]] (Ryu); Franchise/{{Splatoon}} (Kimberly Jackson); Business Zaddy (JP); This French Clown (Manon Legrand); [[Music/BobMarley Bob Brawly]] (Dee Jay); The More Sumo (E. Honda); Wait, You Can Bring Sticks to These Fights?! (Lily Hawk); [[ExtremityExtremist Feet Fighter]] (Juri Han); [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This Guy Is Definitely Not Drinking Alcohol, Please Don't Give Us an M Rating]] (Jamie Siu); [[Film/Se7en What's in the Bosch?! What's in the Bosch?!]] (Bosch Waraya); and This Horrifying Franchise/{{Popeye}} Golem One of Our Writers Made (Avatar). |
| 488 | [[/folder]] |
| 489 | |
| 490 | [[folder: ''Amnesia: The Bunker'']] |
| 491 | * ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheBunker'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters Ahhh Real Monsters]] [[Literature/AllQuietOnTheWesternFront on the Western Front]]'') |
| 492 | [[/folder]] |
| 493 | |
| 494 | [[folder: ''Portal 2'']] |
| 495 | * ''VideoGame/Portal2'' (aka ''Portal 2: Let's Just Pretend This is Half-Life 3'') |
| 496 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Chellraiser]] (Chell); [[Toys/MrPotatoHead Mrs. Portato Head]] ([=GLaDOS=]); [[VideoGame/PuttPutt Port-Port Goes to the Moon]] (Wheatley); Cravin' His Johnson (Cave Johnson); [[Music/NeilDiamond G-Suite Caroline]] (Caroline); Portal Potties (shows a toilet in Chell's ruined containment unit); A Bunch of Cringey Mid-2000's Fat Jokes; [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland Tweedle Dumb]] (P-body); Tweedle Dumber (Atlas); and A Shocking Amount of Hole. |
| 497 | [[/folder]] |
| 498 | |
| 499 | [[folder: ''System Shock (Remake)'']] |
| 500 | * ''[[VideoGame/SystemShock System Shock (Remake)]]'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077 Windows 2077]]'') |
| 501 | ** Starring: [[Film/KungFury Hackerman]] (The Hacker); WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo (Edward Diego); These Very Epic Voice Cameos... Oh, They're Dead (Dr. David Broyles, Robert Zejac, and Zachary Aaron); Granny [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] (SHODAN); Those Little Portraits from ''Guess Who?''; and The Real Singularity: Snacktron. |
| 502 | [[/folder]] |
| 503 | |
| 504 | [[folder: ''Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life'']] |
| 505 | * ''VideoGame/StoryOfSeasonsAWonderfulLife'' (aka ''Story of Seasons: Farmer? I Hardly Know 'Er!'') |
| 506 | ** Starring: The Brooding Artist (Gordy); The Poor Little Rich Girl (Lumina); The [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]] (Matthew); The Himbo (Rock); The Blonde One (Molly); The Mean One (Nami); The Stoner Dude (Gustafa); The Girl Next Door (Cecilia); The Guy Who Watches Us Die (Takakura); and [[RuleOfThree The Comedy Comes in Threes]] (shows a cutscene from ''[[VideoGame/SenranKagura Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash]]''). |
| 507 | [[/folder]] |
| 508 | |
| 509 | [[folder: ''Final Fantasy XVI'']] |
| 510 | * ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXVI'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Final May Fantasy]]'') |
| 511 | ** Starring: ''Final Fantasy'' [[Series/GameOfThrones Jon Snow]] (Clive Rosfield); Gives Me Shivas (Jill Warrick); WesternAnimation/PawPatrol (Torgal); [[Music/SidVicious Cid Vicious]] (Cidolfus Telamon); [[Series/ParksAndRecreation My Boyfriend's Boyfriend]] (Gav); She Mid (Midadol Telamon); Hodor (Goetz); [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]] (Joshua Rosfield); [[VideoGame/AngryBirds The Green Angry Bird]] (Benedikta Harman); [[Film/TheNeverendingStory Rock Biter]] (Hugo Kupka); Grey Poupon (Dion Lesage); A Horse Girl (Barnabas Tharmr); and Creator/MadsMikkelsen (Ultima). |
| 512 | [[/folder]] |
| 513 | |
| 514 | [[folder: ''Pikmin 4'']] |
| 515 | * ''VideoGame/Pikmin4'' (aka ''[[Series/PimpMyRide Pik My Ride]]'') |
| 516 | ** Starring: Creator/TomHanks at the Beginning of ''Film/CastAway'' (Olimar); Tom Hanks at the End of ''Cast Away'' (Leafling Olimar); [[Creator/SteveBuscemi Dog Buscemi]] (Moss); Literature/OldYeller (Oatchi); Insert ''Franchise/MassEffect'' Reference Here (Erma Shepherd); Comm-plete Stranger (Collin); Dingus (Dingo); Do-Do-Do-Do-Do, WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget (Russ); I Hope This Guy Takes My Insurance (Yonny); Film/TopGun (Bernard); and A Bunch of Cute Little Guys Who Will Soon Become Fodder for the Relentless Bloodlust of War, and There's Nothing You Can Do to Save Them, Not a Single F@cking Thing (Pikmin). |
| 517 | [[/folder]] |
| 518 | |
| 519 | [[folder: ''Aliens: Dark Descent'']] |
| 520 | * ''VideoGame/AliensDarkDescent'' (aka ''Aliens: [[WeHaveReserves Human Resources]]'') |
| 521 | ** Starring: Restarting After Your Squad Doesn't Cover Right [Restarting]; Restarting After the Camera Messes Up During Battle [Restarting Again]; [[RuleOfThree Restarting]] After Losing Your Squad After Trying to Get One Extra Item Box [Pretty Sure That Was a Fluke...]; Restarting After Realizing You Can't Afford to Lose Your Guy [[[TemptingFate This Time I Won't F$ck It Up.]] Sh!t.]; Restarting After Realizing You Don't Have Enough Health or Tools to Continue the Fight [I'm Good at This I Swear!]; Restarting Because You Used All Your Materials on Upgrades and Need Them for the Mission [[[{{Angrish}} ASDAKSDFKANSDIUFHAEUHF!!!!]]]; and [[OverlyLongGag Restarting]] After Constantly Making Decisions You Regret [(Heavy Sobbing)]. |
| 522 | ** TheStinger: |
| 523 | --->'''Narrator:''' Okay, look, this might not be the prettiest game, but the fact that you can make Creator/GordonRamsay flame-throw a bunch of aliens is well worth the price of admission.\ |
| 524 | '''Gordon:''' [[Series/HellsKitchen You f*cking DONKEY!]] |
| 525 | [[/folder]] |
| 526 | |
| 527 | [[folder: ''Baldur's Gate 3'']] |
| 528 | * ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'' (aka ''Baldur's Gate 3: [[WebVideo/CriticalRole Critical Hole]]'') |
| 529 | ** Starring: Franchise/EmilyTheStrange (Shadowheart); [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Devil May Thighs]] (Karlach); ''[[Film/{{Crank}} Crank 2: High Voltage]]'', But With Magic (Gale Dekarios); Gethin' Busy (Lae'zel); I Can't Believe This Sparkly Twink Rejected Me (Astarion Ancunín); [[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Wyll Nye the Demon Guy]] (Wyll Ravengard); Papa Bear (Halsin); [[Creator/JKSimmons The MVP of Celebrity Video Game VAs]] (General Ketheric Thorm); and Whatever Your Specific Fetish Happens to Be (Custom Origin/"Tav"). |
| 530 | [[/folder]] |
| 531 | |
| 532 | [[folder: ''Exoprimal'']] |
| 533 | * ''VideoGame/{{Exoprimal}}'' (aka ''VideoGame/DinoCrisis: [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime The Slam Before Time]]'') |
| 534 | ** Starring: Ace Hardware (Ace); Future [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Coach]] (Lorenzo); [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist The Full Metal Stranger]] (Alders); We Have Regina at Home (Majesty); A Horny Amazon Echo (Sandy); [[Franchise/PowerRangers Swol-don]] (Leviathan); and The Cast of ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' (Dinosaurs). |
| 535 | [[/folder]] |
| 536 | |
| 537 | [[folder: ''Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time'']] |
| 538 | * ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaTheSandsOfTime'' (aka ''[[Literature/TheTimeTravelersWife The Time Traveler's Knife]]'') |
| 539 | ** Starring: Creator/JakeGyllenhaal (The Prince); All's Farah in Love and War (Farah); Meth [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Jafar]] (The Vizier); Deady Dearest (King Shahraman); A Human Cockatiel (The Sultan of Azad); and Another Round of Applause for This Guy [Da Real MVP] (Palace Guard). |
| 540 | [[/folder]] |
| 541 | |
| 542 | [[folder: ''Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon'']] |
| 543 | * ''VideoGame/ArmoredCoreViFiresOfRubicon'' (aka ''Ass Crunched 6: [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Gundam Wing]]'') |
| 544 | ** Starring... Scanning the Giant Levels Constantly to Find Hidden Parts That Barely Exist [Scanning Levels Constantly]; Running Out of Energy While You're Over the Bottomless Pit [Poor Depth Boost Perception]; Strafing Behind Cover Right When You Fire All Your Good Stuff and Hitting Only Building[Blowing Your Load on the Side of Building]; Farming That One Level Over and Over Until You Can Afford a New Part. You Know the One. [Farming the Level for Free Cred]; (Dafeng Student Pilot) "I just wanted a callsign of my own." [This Poor Dude]; Having Your Eyes Glaze Over While You Try to Parse the Extended Stat Screen [So Many Numbers]; Trying Desperately Just to Meet Your EN And Load Requirement [Desperately Trying to Make It Work]; Forgoing Better Parts Because it Would Make Your Mech Ugly [Never Having an Ugly Mech]; Trying Not to Use Songbirds, Then Going Back to Songbirds; Being That Weeaboo That Just Uses the Moonlight Blade [Weeaboo With Moonblade]; (the player AC is destroyed) Unsuccessfully; Giving in to the Meta And Just Using [[GunsAkimbo Two Shotguns]] [[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Being the Shotgun Guy]]]; Countering the Meta by Building a Guy With All the Missiles [[[MacrossMissileMassacre Being the Missile Guy]] to Fight Shotgun Guy]; Making a Fun Mech With Some Neat Gimmick Weapons [Having Fun With Your Build]; Stubbornly Trying to Make Your Gimmick Work Despite [[CurbstompBattle Getting Absolutely Destroyed by Shotgun Guy]] [Realizing Having Fun Was a Mistake]; and That Psychopath That Just Wants to Fist (showing an AC trying to fight using only punches) [An Absolute Madlad]. |
| 545 | ** TheStinger: "Uh hey, [[Creator/FromSoftware FromSoft]], if you do make more of these, I'm gonna need like 200 more arena fights in the next one. There's nothing like taking down a death machine called Omega Killer piloted by some guy called Buttstuff Ted. Come on. Daddy needs more temporary tattoos (Decals)." |
| 546 | [[/folder]] |
| 547 | |
| 548 | [[folder: ''Sea of Stars'']] |
| 549 | * ''VideoGame/SeaOfStars'' (aka ''Sea of We-Needed-a-Few-More-Weeks-for-''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}) |
| 550 | ** Starring: Are Ya Winning, Sun? (Zale); Manga/SailorMoon (Valere); [[Literature/GoneGirl Gone Garl]] (Garl); [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Now You're Thinking with Port-Holes]] (Seraï); [[Series/AntiquesRoadshow An-Teaks Roadshow]] (Teaks); [[Music/MilliVanilli Blame It on the Moraine]] (Headmaster Moraine); [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Yo Ho, Yo Ho...]] (Yolande); A Pirate's Afterlife for Me (Hortense); Glow Up [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Vivi]] (Resh'an); [[Manga/{{Beastars}} B'star]] (B'st); and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket, Blasting Off Again]] (Erlina and Brugaves). |
| 551 | [[/folder]] |
| 552 | |
| 553 | [[folder: ''The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (2023)'']] |
| 554 | * ''VideoGame/TheTexasChainsawMassacre2023'' (aka ''Hillbilly Simulator'') |
| 555 | ** Starring: [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]]'s Side Gig (Leatherface); [[Franchise/TheMuppets Swedish Chef]] (The Cook); Methhead [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Shaggy]] (The Hitchhiker); WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo (Johnny); Bargain Bin [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Poison Ivy]] (Sissy); The Incontinent Killer (Grandpa); and [=TikTok=] Influencers (The Victims [Connie Taylor, Sonny Williams, Julie Crawford, Leland [=McKinney=], and Ana Flores]). |
| 556 | [[/folder]] |
| 557 | |
| 558 | [[folder: ''Starfield'']] |
| 559 | * ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}'' (aka ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls 6: Film/GalaxyQuest'') |
| 560 | ** Starring: Sarah Morgan Disliked That (Sarah Morgan); Wait, Did That Guy Just Say My F!#king Name? (Vasco); Grin and Barrett (Barrett); [[Anime/CowboyBebop See You, Space Cowboy]] (Sam Coe); [[Film/{{Zenon}} Xenon, Girl of the 21st Century]] (Cora Coe); [[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia, Space Kill You]] (Andreja); Your Parents, for Some Reason (Dad and Mom); All Lin a Day's Work (Lin); and [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Hey You, You're Finally Awake]] (The Spacefarer). |
| 561 | [[/folder]] |
| 562 | |
| 563 | [[folder: ''Remnant 2'']] |
| 564 | * ''VideoGame/RemnantII'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/EldenRing Elden Bling]]'') |
| 565 | ** Starring: Double Mint Douche (Faerin and Faelin); Girl of My Nightmare (The Nightweaver); That No-Face Dude from ''Anime/SpiritedAway'' (Tal Ratha); The Ultimate IUD (Sha'Hala: Spectral Guardian of N'Erud); Rabies [[Literature/CliffordTheBigRedDog Clifford]] (Corrupted Ravager); Potato That You Left Out Too Long (Corruptor); [[ThatOneBoss The Worst F!cking Boss Battle to Ever Exist]] (Labyrinth Sentinel); [[Literature/TheGivingTree The Unforgiving Tree]] (Annihilation); and The Gear Gremlin (The Traveler). |
| 566 | [[/folder]] |
| 567 | |
| 568 | [[folder: ''Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty'']] |
| 569 | * ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077PhantomLiberty'' (aka ''Cyberpunk 2077: But For Real This Time, We Swear!'') |
| 570 | ** Starring: V 2.0 (V); [[Film/JohnWick John Dick]] (Johnny Silverhand); [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd Freebird]] (Song So Mi "Songbird"); [[Series/BetterCallSaul Sol Goodman]] (Solomon Reed); [[Film/AllThePresidentsMen All the President's]] [[Series/DoctorWho Cybermen]] (Rosalind Myers); [[Franchise/GIJoe CGI Joe]] (Kurt Hansen); The French (Aurore and Aymeric Cassel); Shapeshifter? I Hardly Know 'Er (Alena "Alex" Xenakis); All the Characters You Were Supposed to Meet Three Years Ago (Evelyn Parker, Judy Alvarez, Panam Palmer, Goro Takemura); and Music/{{Grimes}}, Doing Even More Grimes Stuff (Lizzy Wizzy). |
| 571 | [[/folder]] |
| 572 | |
| 573 | [[folder: ''Mortal Kombat 1'']] |
| 574 | * ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom2 Mortal vs. Komeback 2]]'') |
| 575 | ** Starring: Asian ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} (Kenshi Takahashi); Asian WesternAnimation/StaticShock (Raiden); Asian ComicBook/GhostRider (Kuai Liang/Scorpion); [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Inhuman Torch]] (Liu Kang); [[Music/VanillaIce Ice Ice Baby]] (Bi-Han/Sub-Zero); The Most Punchable Face in the Multiverse (Shang Tsung); Baraka Barrage (Baraka); Mrs. Also Appearing In This Game (Li Mei); [[Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme Jean Claude Van Dumb]] (Jonathan "John" Carlton/Johnny Cage); Kitty Litter (Geras); Huge ''MK'' Fan (Kitana); What That Mouth Do Though? (Mileena); Shao Can't (General Shao); The Geico Gecko (Syzoth/Reptile); INTJ Stare (Reiko); Professional Vaper (Tomas Vrbada/Smoke); Scream Queen (Sindel); Always Picked Oddjob in ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' (Kung Lao); [[Music/{{Prince}} Purple Rain]] (Zeffeero/Rain); Whybrows (Ashrah); Three Piece Event Staff (Tanya); Havik a Nice Time (Dairou/Havik); and Somehow Worse Than She Was in ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' (Nitara). |
| 576 | [[/folder]] |
| 577 | |
| 578 | [[folder: ''Grim Fandango'']] |
| 579 | * ''VideoGame/GrimFandango'' (aka ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}-[[Film/{{Casablanca}} blanca]]'') |
| 580 | ** Starring: [[Creator/HumphreyBogart Humphrey Bone-gart]] (Manuel "Manny" Calavera); [[Music/{{Rihanna}} Shut Up and Drive]] (Glottis); [[Creator/MariaCanalsBarrera The Mom from]] ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'' (Mercedes "Meche" Colomar); Walking HR Complaint (Domino Hurley); [[Music/TheGratefulDead The Ungrateful Dead]] (Don Copal); [[Film/{{Borat}} My Wife]] (Celso Flores); [[Music/TheRevolutionWillNotBeTelevised The Revolution Will Not Be Skelevised]] (Salvador Limones); She's Got a Bone to Pick with Us (Lola); <sigh> [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We Don't Talk About Bruno]] (Nick Virago); [[Series/OurFlagMeansDeath His Flag Means Death]] (Dockmaster Velasco); [[UsefulNotes/AlCapone Al Ca-bone]] (Maximino); Bone-jour (Raoul); Femur Fatale (Olivia Ofrenda); Bad to the Bone (Hector [=LeMans=]); and Twitter (Skeleton Pigeon). |
| 581 | [[/folder]] |
| 582 | |
| 583 | [[folder: ''Lies of P'']] |
| 584 | * ''VideoGame/LiesOfP'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/SekiroShadowsDieTwice Pinokiro: Puppets Lie Twice]]'') |
| 585 | ** Starring: [[Creator/TimotheeChalamet Timothy Chala-maim]] (Pinocchio/"P"); Wringling These Bros (Parade Master); [[Film/HotFuzz Bot Fuzz]] (Scrapped Watchman); An Out-of-Control Air Fryer (King's Flame, Fuoco); VideoGame/{{Frogger}} But He Found Religion (Fallen Archbishop Andreus); The Furries Sitting Across From You at the Red Lobster (Black Rabbit Brotherhood); From Boss... ...to Goth (Romeo, King of Puppets); [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Victor von Gerdenheim]] (Champion Victor); ComicBook/SwampThing's Dog (Green Monster of the Swamp/Puppet-Devouring Green Monster); [[Music/IronMaiden Iron Bae-don]] (Laxasia the Complete); [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Solomon Grumpy]] (Simon Manus, Arm of God/Simon Manus, Awakened God); and Daddy's Robobelt (Nameless Puppet). |
| 586 | [[/folder]] |
| 587 | |
| 588 | [[folder: ''Super Mario Bros. Wonder'']] |
| 589 | * ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosWonder'' (aka ''Super Mario Bros.: [[Film/OperationDumboDrop Operation Dumbo Hip Drop]]'') |
| 590 | ** Starring: Red Mario (Mario); Green Mario (Luigi); Girl Mario (Princess Peach); I Like Girls Mario (Princess Daisy); [[WesternAnimation/WereBackADinosaursStory We're Back: A Mario Story]] (Yoshi); [[VideoGame/TheLastOfUs Cordyceps]] Mario (Blue Toad and Toadette); DILF Mario (Bowser); DILF Mario's Shith#@d Son (Bowser Jr.); Monarchist Mario (Prince Florian); and [[Advertising/TrixRabbit Silly Nabbit, Mario is for Kids]] (Nabbit). |
| 591 | [[/folder]] |
| 592 | |
| 593 | [[folder: ''Alan Wake 2'']] |
| 594 | * ''VideoGame/AlanWakeII'' (aka ''[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace Garth Marenghi's]] [[VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition2 Deadly Premonition II]]'') |
| 595 | ** Starring: Film/JohnWick Closet Cosplay (Alan Wake); [[Series/MurderSheWrote Murder He Wrote]] (Agent Saga Anderson); Sam Lake's [[CreatorCameo 50th Cameo]] (Special Agent Alex Casey); [[VideoGame/QuantumBreak Quantum Needs a Break]] (Sheriff Timothy "Tim" Breaker); Mr. Steal Yo Door (Mr. Warlin Door); The Geriatrics (Tor and Odin Anderson); [[Creator/TheBrothersGrimm The Brothers Dim]] (Ilmo and Jaakko Koskela); and [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce Everything Everywhere Ahti at Once]] ([[VideoGame/{{Control}} Ahti]]). |
| 596 | [[/folder]] |
| 597 | |
| 598 | [[folder: ''Assassin's Creed Mirage'']] |
| 599 | * ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedMirage'' (aka ''Assassin's Creed Shrinkflation'') |
| 600 | ** Starring: [[Film/{{Goodfellas}} As Far Back as I Can Remember, I Always Wanted to Be a Hidden One]] (Basim ibn Is'haq); [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden]] (Nehal); [[Music/VanHalen Hot for Teacher]] (Roshan bint-La'Ahad); Assassin College Mascot (Enkidu); Guys Who Are Late for the "Film/EyesWideShut" Party (Order of the Ancients); Some Truly [[Theatre/{{Cats}} Jellicle]] Cats (shows Basim petting a cat); Basim's [[VideoGame/AlanWakeII Mind Place]] (shows the game's investigation board); and Absolutely None of the Future Sh*t We Had to Deal With in Other ''Assassin's Creed'' Games. |
| 601 | [[/folder]] |
| 602 | |
| 603 | [[folder: The Game Awards 2023]] |
| 604 | * The Game Awards 2023 (aka Sequels and Remakes 2023) |
| 605 | ** ''VideoGame/AlanWakeII'' (aka ''Creator/DavidLynch Would Like a Word'') |
| 606 | ** ''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2'' (aka ''Spiderman Goo Suit Riot 2: Hetero Life Partners'') |
| 607 | ** ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosWonder'' (''Mario Wonder-ing Why This is Even a GOTY Nom'') |
| 608 | ** ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4Remake'' (aka ''Karen Haircut: Film/EuroTrip Remake'') |
| 609 | ** ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wild]] K'Nex'') |
| 610 | ** ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'' (aka ''Don't Forget About the Balllss-dur's Gate 3'') |
| 611 | ** Starring: Angsty Main Characters; Mostly Mute Nintendo Protagonists; Celebrities Fumbling to Pronounce Game Titles They've Never Even Heard of Till Now; Hopefully This Flute Guy Again; Whatever Absolute Train Wreck is Going to Happen During the Broadcast; ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}'' Nowhere in Sight; The Haunting Specter of ''[[VideoGame/TheLordOfTheRingsGollum Gollum]]''; and Again, Bear Sex. |
| 612 | [[/folder]] |
| 613 | |
| 614 | [[folder: ''Skull Island: Rise of Kong'']] |
| 615 | * ''VideoGame/SkullIslandRiseOfKong'' (aka ''VideoGame/SuperMonkeyBall: Skull Island'') |
| 616 | ** Throughout the video, the narrator is beside himself with disbelief that ''Rise of Kong'' was sold for $40 that he ends up [[MadnessMantra repeating "Forty dollars..." over and over]] after the credits. That said, he's also nostalgic because the game reminds him of what [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames bad licensed games]] ''used'' to look like. |
| 617 | ** Starring: Just a Totally Normal Monkey (Kong); [[Film/TheShining Gawl Work and No Play Makes]] ''[[Film/TheShining Kong]]'' [[Film/TheShining a Dull Game]] (Gaw); Murdered Mommy (Kong's Mother); DOA Daddy (Kong's Father); The Sandworm from ''Literature/{{Dune}}'', But, Like, [[Film/Dune1984 the David Lynch Version]] (Earth Gijja); [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Mr. Krabs]] (King Dengiz); Hey Look, There's a [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Shelob]] in This Game, Too (Queen Oyoq); A JPEG of a Velociraptor ''(shows a literal screenshot of Gaw used in a cutscene)''; and [[AndIMustScream The Dwindling Sanity of the Writers for This Video]]. |
| 618 | [[/folder]] |
| 619 | |
| 620 | [[folder: ''Marvel's Spider-Man 2'']] |
| 621 | * ''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2'' (aka ''Spider-Man 2: Just Trying to Live in 2023'') |
| 622 | ** Starring: [[WebVideo/LinusTechTips Linus Web Tips]] (Peter Parker/Spider-Man I); [[WesternAnimation/StaticShock Spider Shock]] (Miles Morales/Spider-Man II); Kraven Deez Nuts (Sergei Kravinoff/Kraven the Hunter); What in the Hokey ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' Sh@t is This? (Martin Li/Mr. Negative); Veno-Lingus (Venom); Scream Queen (Mary Jane Watson/Scream); [[Music/EdSheeran Ed Shear-en]] (Cletus Kasady/The Flame); Your Neglected Friends and Family (Ganke Lee, Hailey Cooper, Harry Osborn, and Councilwoman Rio Morales); Alex Jonah Jameson (J. Jonah Jameson); and Did This Game Just JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} Me? [Getting Spider Rickrolled] ''(shows Harry singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" through a PA)'' |
| 623 | [[/folder]] |
| 624 | |
| 625 | [[folder: ''Celeste'']] |
| 626 | * ''VideoGame/{{Celeste}}'' (aka ''Film/{{Cliffhanger}} 2: It's Cute Now'') |
| 627 | ** A case of RealLifeWritesThePlot: The writers were actually going to do an HT of ''The Day Before'', but it was pulled from the Platform/{{Steam}} store before the writers could download the game to actually rip into it, so they consider doing an HT for an actually good game to be a Christmas miracle. |
| 628 | ** Starring: Music/MileyCyrus's "The Climb" (Madeline); Film/MeanGirls (Part of You/Badeline); Smash That Like Button (Theo); The Least Supportive Grandma in the World (Granny); Series/HotelHell (Mr. Oshiro); YourMom (Mother); and [[NintendoHard The Peeled Skin Off Your Thumbs, Which Will Never, Ever Grow Back]]. |
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