1 | ->Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!" |
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3 | ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674909/1/Bella_Swan_Pregnant_and_Furious Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious]]'' is a bizarre ''Twilight'' fanfiction by ComicsNix. |
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5 | Unlike the usual ComicsNix story, ''Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious'' lacks the horrifically graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby clothes store run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a DealWithTheDevil to gain incredible powers. All hell literally breaks loose. |
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7 | From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxrYH6xbTU a]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsN6JH_RG0 dramatic]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqeVZCbAvPw reading]]. |
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9 | !!Tropes: |
10 | * AbnormalAmmo: The mech that fires "sword bullets". |
11 | * ActionGirl: Bella |
12 | * AttemptedRape: The pirates reason for fighting with Bella is because they want to "fuck her while the baby is inside". |
13 | * CannibalClan: The ninjas. |
14 | * ChoiceOfTwoWeapons: Bella's primary weapons in this fic are shurikens and a sword, although she didn't necessarily pick these as her weapons; they're just what she happened to pick up. |
15 | %%* CrackFic |
16 | * {{Crossover}}: Twilight with ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans|1981}}'' or simply ''Myth/ClassicalMythology''. |
17 | %%* DealWithTheDevil |
18 | * DualWielding: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword. |
19 | * DuelToTheDeath: Bella vs [[spoiler: Satan]]...although [[spoiler: he comes back about a paragraph later]]. |
20 | * FallingChandelierOfDoom: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story. |
21 | * GratuitousNinja: Again, the ninjas. |
22 | * HumongousMecha: [[spoiler: Adolf Hitler]] uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets". |
23 | * JustEatHim: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken. |
24 | * MeleeATrois: Besides fighting Bella, the Ninjas and Pirates are mentioned to be fighting each other as well. |
25 | * NeverBringAKnifeToAFistFight: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks. |
26 | * NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler: Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler]]. |
27 | * OnlyAFleshWound: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[ImprobableInfantSurvival her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]]. |
28 | * {{Pirate}}: They're here too. |
29 | * PreAsskickingOneLiner: "Yes [[spoiler: Satan]]!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!" |
30 | * PregnantBadass: Bella. |
31 | %%* SequelHook |
32 | * SwallowedWhole: As stated above with the Kraken. |
33 | %%* TrollFic |
34 | * UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler: Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge]]. |
35 | * UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: One of the more ridiculous examples, too. |
36 | * VillainTeamUp: [[spoiler:The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.]] |
37 | * WombLevel: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken. |
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