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5	''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6604037/1/Precocious_Crush Precocious Crush]]'' is the story of Mindy Macready, better known as [[LittleMissBadass Hit Girl]], and her attempts to intergrate into normal preteen life while dealing with a growing crush on her closest friend, Dave Lizewski.\
6	Based primarily on the [[Film/KickAss film]], though the author borrows from the [[ComicBook/KickAss comic]] whenever possible, the story combines humor, drama, and even some romance to create a compelling narrative that'll have you rooting for her even if that is kinda [[{{squick}} fucked up]].
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9	!!This fanfic provides examples of:
10	* ACupAngst: Mindy is well aware that Dave is a boob man, and that she doesn't have any.
11	* AbusiveParents: [[spoiler: Jessi's father sexually abuses her and allows his son to do so as well. He also forces her to wear skimpy outfits to appeal to them.]]
12	* AllGuysWantCheerleaders: When Mindy ends up on the cheerleading team, she starts getting more attention from guys.
13	%%Apparently averted with Dave, who doesn't seem to care.
14	%%* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: "But I love you!"
15	* AllThereInTheManual: Bonus Chapters and side stories will reveal goings-on behind the scenes that aren't revealed until much later in the story, if at all.
16	%%* TheAtoner: Katie shows shades of this.
17	%%* BadassAdorable: Mindy, of course.
18	%%* BadassLongcoat: Nathan Bush and The Samaritan wore one.
19	%%* BadassNormal: Most of the superheroes.
20	%%* BarBrawl: Complete with thrown bottles, broken pool cues, people swinging chairs, and even a flipped pool table.
21	* BatmanGambit: Chris lets Gigante get out from under his thumb, knowing the first thing he'll do is rat him out to Kick-Ass and Hit Girl, leading them into a trap.
22	* BetterAsFriends: Despite Mindy's hopes, Dave and Mindy work better as friends, as he's not attracted to her at all.
23	%%* {{BFS}}: The Great White's sword.
24	* BifurcatedWeapon: Dave gets Mindy a staff that splits into two swords for her birthday.
25	%%* BigDamnHeroes: Mindy pulls off a spectacular one in this fic's version of the Times Square Brawl.
26	%%* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: Mindy, Jessi, and Angela.
27	%%* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Psycho Girl, even going so far as to gash her wrists open trying to escape restraints [[LaserGuidedTykeBomb so she can kill Hit Girl]], and having a complete breakdown when she can't.
28	%%* BreakTheBadass: At one point, Mindy was so shaken she basically lost track of an entire MONTH.
29	%%** This also happened with Nathan Bush's death.
30	%%* BrickJoke: Mindy's injured leg.
31	%%* BrokenBird
32	* BuxomBeautyStandard: Lampshaded when Mindy sees fanart of her with a huge bust. Also relevant since Dave is a breast man, and she's trying to catch his eye.
33	%%* BystanderSyndrome
34	%%* TheCape: The Guardian. He's kind of an asshole about it though. Dave could be considered one as well, but he's much more pragmatic about it.
35	%%* ChekhovsGun:
36	%% How is it used? ** Mindy gives Dave a gun for Christmas in Ch40. It's not seen again [[spoiler: until Ch111]].
37	%% How is it used? ** The Mistletoe given to Mindy by Riley.
38	%%* ChickMagnet: Dave
39	* CombatMedic: White Mage's main purpose is to patch people up after and during fights, but she's been shown to hold her own.
40	%%* ConvenientComa
41	%%* CoolOldGuy
42	%%* DeathByAdaptation
43	%%* EnemyMine
44	%%* EroticDream
45	%%* EthicalSlut
46	%%* EveryoneCanSeeIt
47	%%* FakeOutMakeOut: Dave and Mindy when scouting Chris' base
48	%%* FriendVersusLover
49	%%* FilleFatale
50	%%* FireForgedFriends: Dave and Mindy
51	%%* {{Foreshadowing}}
52	%%* FriendVersusLover
53	%%* GenkiGirl
54	%%* GetOut
55	%%* GreenEyedMonster
56	%%* GoodIsNotSoft
57	%%* GradeSkipper
58	%%* HalloweenEpisode
59	%%* HasAType
60	%%* HeadbuttingHeroes
61	* HeartbreakAndIceCream: When Jessi's boyfriend breaks up with her, Angela and Mindy take her for ice cream.
62	This tends to be their response anytime something bad happens.
63	%%* HeldBackInSchool
64	%%* HeroWorshipper
65	%%* HeroicBSOD: Dave, in chapter 58. He gets better pretty quickly, thanks in large part to Mindy.
66	%%* HiddenDepths: Riley
67	%%* {{Hypocrite}}
68	%%* HopelessSuitor
69	%%* IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship
70	%%* IJustWantToBeSpecial
71	* KickTheDog: Mindy states that while she may be capable of doing incredibly cruel and sadistic things to those she thinks deserve it, she'd never do this.
72	%%** Chris D'Amico on the other hand...
73	* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Angela, Jessi, and Riley have all remarked on Mindy's resemblance to Chloe' Grace Moretz
74	%%* LittleMissBadass: Mindy
75	%%* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces:
76	%%* LoveTriangle
77	%%* MaliciousSlander
78	* TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife: Inverted. Their secret life seems to be Mindy's only hope.
79	** Though, granted, this is exclusively because the only guy Mindy is interested in is [[SingleTargetSexuality Dave]]. Boys her own age are certainly interested though.
80	%%* MistakenForPedophile: Dave catches a [[PaedoHunt bad case]] of this during Mindy's second year of school
81	%%* MuggleBestFriend
82	* NoPeriodsPeriod: %%Averted. Once. Mindy hasn't mentioned it since.
83	** Mindy attributes her violent outburst towards Kiara to being "on the rag".
84	%%* NoSocialSkills: Mindy at first, though she gets better as she goes along
85	* OhCrap: At the end of the assault on The Rainbow Factory, The Motherfucker hits a button that drops a few dozen live grenades into the room with Kick-Ass and Hit Girl.
86	%%* TheOnlyOneITrust
87	* OnlySaneMan: Marcus makes several valiant, if futile, efforts to get Mindy to quit superheroing.
88	%%* OperationJealousy
89	%%* ParentalIncest
90	%%* TheParalyzer
91	* PrecociousCrush: Mindy, at 11, develops a serious crush on Dave, who was then 17.
92	%%* PutOnABus
93	%%* RapeAsDrama
94	%%* TheRealHeroes
95	%%* RefugeInAudacity: Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
96	%%* ReluctantFanserviceGirl
97	%%* TheRival: Katie, and later Riley, for Dave's affection
98	%%* SamusIsAGirl
99	%%* ScrewThisImOuttaHere
100	%%* SecretKeeper
101	%%* SelfMadeOrphan
102	%%* SerialKiller
103	%%* {{Shoryuken}}: [[spoiler: Dave pulls one off in Ch163]]
104	%%* ShrinkingViolet
105	* SilkHidingSteel: Inverted with Mindy, whose tough personality hides a sensitive heart.
106	%%* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan
107	* SurvivorsGuilt: Dave still holds himself responsible not only for Damon's death, but for each and every innocent person who died because of the Motherfucker. He hides it pretty well.
108	** There is fan speculation that this is also why Dave initially refused to wear armor
109	* TookALevelInBadass: Dave, a few times. Most notably when [[spoiler: he beat a kid to a pulp]] and later [[spoiler: kicked Mindy in the face]].
110	%%* TripleShifter
111	* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: Jessi, despite being very timid otherwise, wears very racy clothing even though she seems to hate it. [[spoiler:She wears them because her sexually abusive father forces her to.]]
112	%%* {{Tykebomb}}
113	* UnderTheMistletoe: Dave gives Mindy a chaste kiss while leaving a Christmas party. The kiss she gives him in return is not.
114	%%* UnreliableNarrator: Mindy doesn't have any problems with saying how she wishes things had gone.
115	%%** Ch[[spoiler:116]] was almost entirely Mindy making shit up.
116	%%* WhamEpisode: Chapters 33, 47 and 135.
117	* WhamLine: Two notable ones, chapter after chapter. [[spoiler:"But, really, how could I have guessed that Jessi was going to go home and kill her family?"]] in Chapter 153, and [[spoiler:"Jessi's father and brother have been raping her for the last three years."]] in 154.
118	%%* WhyCantIHateYou: Riley again.
119	* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: Chris even puts the gun to [[spoiler: Mindy's]] head and yells, "Bang" just to show that he could have, except she hasn't suffered enough.
120	%%* WomanScorned: See MaliciousSlander and MistakenForPedophile

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