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1	Obviously, we of TV Tropes Wiki need our own Main/VillainSong for this page! Let's get to writing one!
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3	-->More than [[ForumSpeak the Database hates you]],
4	-->We're sometimes rather cruel,
5	-->Not that we want to berate you,
6	-->But it's [[CardCarryingVillain our job to try and rule!]]
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8	-->We're worse than the [[Administrivia/DataVampires Vampires Datorum]],
9	-->No spilling our plans while we [[NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine dine]],
10	-->We'll smash you into dust and then atoms,
11	-->We don't even need to finish this [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion rhyme]].
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13	-->We've all read the EvilOverlordList,
14	-->Even made our own [[JustForFun/TVTropesAdditionalEvilOverlordVows additions]].
15	-->But we're not [[JustBetweenYouAndMe telling all our best plans]],
16	-->'till we've [[TakeOverTheWorld beat all into submission]]!
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18	[[CrowdSong EVERYBODY]]!
19
20	-->Simply put, we're the best of the worst of the worst!
21	-->Our beauty's sublime and with [[CursedWithAwesome talents unnumbered we're cursed,]]
22	-->and just so you know, [[Main/LampshadeHanging we're doing this number unrehearsed...]]
23	-->we're the best of the best of the worst of the worst!
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25	-->We'll [[PetTheDog hug small fuzzy animals]]
26	-->And you will [[VillainWithGoodPublicity sing our praise]]
27	-->But then we'll do a [[FaceHeelTurn turnabout]]
28	-->And [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt bring the end of days!]]
29
30	--> We'll [[{{Wangst}} sulk]], but we'll [[OneWingedAngel turn monsterous]]
31	--> And while we may be [[{{Yandere}} oddly kind]]
32	--> But then we will [[UnstoppableRage go on a rage]]
33	--> And then we'll crush [[MindRape your mind!]]
34
35	--> We're [[TheChessmaster manipulative, cunning, and endlessly clever]]
36	--> We're [[MasterOfDisguise never the person we seem]]
37	--> [[UnwittingPawn You're doing exactly what we want right now]]
38	--> [[XanatosGambit Our defeat's only part of our scheme!]]
39
40	-->''[[VideoGame/CaveStory Huzzah!]]''
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42	* um can anyone tell me what tune this goes to?
43	** no. we're evil like that.
44	*** Or are we?
45	*** It's complicated.
46	*** I suggest [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4 UN Owen Was Her]].
47	*** How about the '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyC5eWJhCr8 Original?]]'''
48	*** Try [[MajorGeneralSong I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General]]. It doesn't quite scan, but that's because it's EVIL! [[EvilLaugh Laughter!]]
49	** I'd say Make it up, because then it fits better with whatever. And on the off chance you can't make a tune you have no way of singing it. MWAHAHAHAHA!

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