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More than the Database hates you,

We're sometimes rather cruel,

Not that we want to berate you,

But it's our job to try and rule!

We're worse than the Vampires Datorum,

No spilling our plans while we dine,

We'll smash you into dust and then atoms,

We don't even need to finish this rhyme.

We've all read the Evil Overlord List,

Even made our own additions.

But we're not telling all our best plans,

'till we've beat all into submission!

Simply put, we're the best of the worst of the worst!

Our beauty's sublime and with talents unnumbered we're cursed,

and just so you know, we're doing this number unrehearsed...

we're the best of the best of the worst of the worst!

We'll hug small fuzzy animals

And you will sing our praise

But then we'll do a turnabout

And bring the end of days!

We'll sulk, but we'll turn monsterous

And while we may be oddly kind

But then we will go on a rage

And then we'll crush your mind!

We're manipulative, cunning, and endlessly clever

We're never the person we seem

You're doing exactly what we want right now

Our defeat's only part of our scheme!

Huzzah!

• um can anyone tell me what tune this goes to?
  • no. we're evil like that.
    • Or are we?
    • It's complicated.