Line #87 Characters/KakyoinWaifuConnoisseurTheHosts


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3	[[foldercontrol]]
4	!The Hosts
5	[[folder:In General]]
6	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_212518.png]]
7	[[caption-width-right:350: '''(L-R)''': [[Main/OnlySaneMan Daitomodachi]], [[Main/TheGadfly Daki]], [[Main/TheyKilledKennyAgain Noriaki]] [[Main/CasanovaWannabe Kakyoin]]]]
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9	* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Despite how much flak they give each other on a weekly basis, they do show moments where they genuinely care about each other.
10	--> '''Daki''': Don't. Do it.
11	--> '''Kakyoin''': And why would you care? You love bullying me!
12	--> '''Daki''': Yeah, I do. But... Even you don't deserve playing [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends LoL]], Kaky. It's like what Dai said. No amount of coochie is worth it. Despite the grief Dai and I give you, we still care about you. Please, Kaky. Don't do it. [[Main/TakeThat LoL is cancer]], but you're not.
13	* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: The trio consist of the blonde Daki, the brunette Dai, and the redheaded Kakyoin.
14	* DeathIsCheap: All three hosts (especially [[Main/ButtMonkey Kakyoin]]) have died at least once and are usually brought back to life in the next episode.
15	* TwoGuysAndAGirl
16	[[/folder]]
17
18	[[folder:Kakyoin]]
19	!![[Characters/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusadersTheJoestarGroup Noriaki Kakyoin]]
20	!!!'''Kakyoin Voiced by:''' [[https://twitter.com/YaroShienVA Yaroshien]]\
21	'''Hierophant Green Voiced by:''' [[https://twitter.com/YaroShienVA Yaroshien]] (Credited as "Kakyoin" in Demon Bulma episode)
22	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_185147.png]]
23	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see him as a furry.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_212818.png]][[/labelnote]]
24	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see Padoru Kakyoin.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_212946.png[[/labelnote]]]]
25	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Hierophant Green]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_213601.png]][[/labelnote]]
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27	The main host of the show.
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29	* AdaptationalDumbass: Canon!Kakyoin is considered TheSmartGuy of the Stardust Crusaders alongside Avdol. KWC!Kakyoin is so stupid that he literally votes blind in elections, is willing to tell someone that he was ''just concerned about robbing him'' that he has thousands on him, [[Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and can't work a toaster oven without Dai's help]]. Likely due to the fact that this Kakyoin is based off his Memetic MILF Hunter interpretation.
30	* BystanderSyndrome: To the point of it being a RunningGag. Every time Kakyoin tries to get Hierophant Green to help him, it's either distracted by something, is easily dealt with, or just watches its user die while recording it.
31	* ButtMonkey: It would be easier to count the number of times that he doesn't get hurt or killed.
32	* CasualKink: In the Bea episode, he refers to being tied up as "just like my Friday nights".
33	* CompanionCube: The Loli Button is this to him. He even has an ImagineSpot ''[[Main/BabiesEverAfter where he has children with it]]!''
34	* CoolShades: He sports shades when he's [[Main/SuperDeformed turned into a Padoru version of himself]].
35	* DrivenToSuicide:
36	** Hierophant Green shoots itself with an [[Main/GemstoneAssault Emerald Splash]] after seeing [[Main/BrainBleach Krillin and Android 18 having sex]].
37	---> '''Kakyoin''': [[Main/CowardiceCallout You fucking coward!]]
38	** Both Kakyoin and Daki end up shooting each other in order to not hear Elsa sing "Let It Go" anymore.
39	* EveryoneHasStandards: Kakyoin may be a lech, but he has a number of lines he won't cross:
40	** Kakyoin is on the PaedoHunt, to the point where, despite previously being enamored by Lucoa, when she points out she's a paedophile, Kakyoin immediately gets her arrested.
41	** Kakyoin spends much of the ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' episode chastising Zelda for not having sex with Link, feeling that, after leaving his home, traveling through time, and killing the source of all evil for her, Link was entitled to some T&A (and feeling sorry for the guy being blueballed). That said, Zelda did genuinely want to, and it only didn't happen because PoorCommunicationKills, and, once Kakyoin mentions Link is a mute, she quickly rushes to him to screw his lights out.
42	** While he's more than willing to screw the many waifus on his show, even ''he's'' not willing to do that with Jolyne due to her being the daughter of his friend.
43	** He's disgusted by how Ash treats his girls (putting them in pokeballs), so much that he traps him in a pokeball of his own.
44	* ExpressiveHair: The long strand of hair on the side of his head will sometimes move to indicate... [[Main/SomethingElseAlsoRises something]].
45	* HeroicBSOD: PlayedForLaughs. Suffers from this after finding out [[Main/DudeLooksLikeALady Astolfo]] is a guy.
46	-->'''Kakyoin''': Kakyoin.exe has failed to load. Does not compute.
47	* InSeriesNickname: He tends to be called "Kaky" by Daki and some of the more flirtatious waifus.
48	* NobleBirdOfPrey: He gets [[Main/BeastMan turned into a humanoid bird]], [[{{Downplayed}} though "noble" is]] ''[[{{Downplayed}} very]]'' [[{{Downplayed}} debatable]].
49	* NoodleIncident: For some reason, [[Main/PersonaNonGrata he's not allowed in the state of Tennessee]].
50	* RageBreakingPoint:
51	** He hits this near the end of the Speedwagon episode due to Speedwagon being the guest despite not being a waifu.
52	--->'''Kakyoin''': [[Main/MisplacedRetribution Misplaced anger-]] [[Main/FreudianSlip I mean]] Speedwagon. I do not care [[Main/TheTeamBenefactor how useful you are to the Joestar family]]. I do not care [[Main/EnsembleDarkHorse if all of our fans say that you are a waifu]]. [[Main/SuddenlyShouting YOU. AREN'T.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis A. WAIFU!]] So unless you can grow some tits and drop your dick, [[Main/GetOut GET THE]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[Main/GetOut OFF MY]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] [[Main/GetOut SHOW]]!
53	** He also hits this when he discovers that Daki had him turned into a birdman.
54	--->'''Kakyoin''': '''[[Main/SayMyName DAAAKIIII!]]'''
55	--->'''Daki''': Yes~~?
56	--->'''Kakyoin''': '''[[Main/TranquilFury EXPLAIN.]]'''
57	--->'''Daki''': Well~~, I used the money used to fill the Loli Pit with alligators...
58	--->'''Kakyoin''': [[Main/IllKillYou I'm going to fucking kill her! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HER!]] RIGHT [[Main/TapOnTheHead NO-]]!
59	* SmiteMeOMightySmiter: Challenges Aqua to smite him after insulting her. [[Main/DramaticGunCock She then pulls out her gun]].
60	-->'''Kakyoin''': Oh, that's just a [[Main/KilledMidSentence gu-]]
61	* SmokingHotSex: He's seen smoking after having sex with Samus.
62	* StraightManAndWiseGuy: He's the Wise Guy to Dai's Straight Man.
63	* TeenyWeenie: He's accused of having one by Twilight Princess Zelda.
64	-->'''Kakyoin''': Do you want my own D?
65	-->'''Twilight Princess Zelda''': I cannot own what does not exist.
66	-->'''Kakyoin''': Hey! I have a D!
67	-->'''Twilight Princess Zelda''': Could've fooled me.
68	--> ({{Beat}})
69	-->'''Kakyoin''': That's all I have for the week folks. I have no ending joke.
70	-->'''Twilight Princess Zelda''': (chuckles) Your D is an ending joke.
71	-->'''[[Main/CriticalHit EMOTIONAL CRIT!!!]]'''
72	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Kakyoin has, among other things, been gunned down by Revy, ejected himself into space, and ripped to pieces by Doom Slayer, and always turns up fine again in the next episode. He's died on the show so many times that Dai and Daki aren't surprised when it happens and expect him to come back by the next episode.
73	[[/folder]]
74
75	[[folder:Dai]]
76	!!{{WebVideo/Daitomodachi}}
77	!!!'''Voiced by:''' [[Main/AsHimself Himself]]
78	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_221311.png]]
79	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see him without his glasses.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_214147.png[[/labelnote]]]]
80	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see Padoru Dai.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_213506.png[[/labelnote]]]]
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82	The creator and co-host of the show.
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84	* CoolShades: He's regularly seen wearing [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina's signature shades]].
85	* EveryoneHasStandards: Dai is into [[{{Yandere}} yandere girls]] but he wants nothing to do with legitimately insane girls like [[Characters/FutureDiaryYunoGasai Yuno Gasai]] who falls under the "No dick can fix her" category.
86	* GoodFeelsGood: He admits to himself that it felt good being nice when he paid Rouge's appearance fee to cheer Kakyoin and Daki up.
87	* GreenEyedMonster: During the Pyra/Mythra episode, he gets so jealous over Kakyoin getting Pyra's affection, [[Main/BoomHeadshot he blows Kakyoin's brains out]].
88	* HasAType: If the 2023 "Yandere Month" is any indication, it seems that Dai has a thing for [[{{Yandere}} girls that are obsessive with their love and willing to commit violence and/or murder against others]].
89	* INeedAFreakingDrink: Asks where his vodka is at the end of Marge's interview.
90	* NotSoAboveItAll: Tends to join in on Kakyoin's antics from time to time.
91	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: He's almost always referred to as "Dai". The only exception is in the description of the Asuka episode, where she calls him "Mr. Tomodachi"
92	* ResetButton: As revealed in the Toga episode, he acts as this [[Main/TheyKilledKennyAgain whenever Kakyoin dies]] or [[Main/TrashTheSet when the set is trashed]].
93	-->'''Dai''': Ugh... Guess I have to reset everything [[Main/OhNoNotAgain again!]] What is this, the 8th time?
94	* SanitySlippage: It's clear that {{Yandere}} Month was slowly driving driving him insane, though he does go back to normal after the month ended.
95	* StraightManAndWiseGuy: He's the Straight Man to Kakyoin's Wise Guy.
96	* TraumaButton: [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Nessa]] is this due to her wiping his entire team during his ''Pokémon Sword'' [[SelfImposedChallenge Nuzlocke]] playthrough. [[spoiler:This is no longer the case after he beat her in their rematch.]]
97	* YouCanKeepHer: When Tanjiro tries to give Kakyoin back, he ''insists'' that Tanjiro take him. This leads to the two of them to argue over him for over three hours.
98	--> '''Tanjiro''': Okay. You can take him back.
99	--> '''Dai''': Dude, he screwed the freaking loli button! I don't want him! You can keep him.
100	--> '''Tanjiro''': What?! I don't want to keep him! His right hand smells fishy.
101	--> '''Kakyoin''': [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration I get very lonely on Mondays]].
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103	[[/folder]]
104
105	[[folder:Daki]]
106	!!Daki
107	!!!'''Voiced by:''' [[https://twitter.com/NikokoTee Nikochan]]
108	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_214408.png]]
109	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see her redesign.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_220735.png[[/labelnote]]]]
110	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see Padoru Daki.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2023_07_28_213227.png[[/labelnote]]]]
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112	The new co-host of the show alongside Kakyoin and Dai.
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114	* AllWomenAreLustful: Daki is shown to get just as horny for a number of waifus as Kakyoin can, or even more than him in some cases.
115	* ADayInTheLimelight: She has a short dedicated to her, where she accidentally runs over Android 18.
116	* ButLiquorIsQuicker: She apparently got drunk during a Christmas party and slept with [[VideoGame/FateGrandOrder Astolfo]].
117	* DrivenToSuicide: Both she and Kakyoin end up shooting each other in order to not hear Elsa sing "Let It Go" anymore.
118	* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: She has been on the giving end of this, as she has openly expressed an attraction to ComicBook/SheHulk, VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}, [[Manga/ChainsawMan Makima]], [[{{Manga/Naruto}} Sakura Haruno]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Rouge the Bat]], and [[Franchise/StarWars Ahsoka Tano]].
119	* EveryoneHasStandards:
120	** When Starfire sucker punched Kakyoin off the set, Daki actually expresses genuine concern for him. This shows that, despite wanting to make his life a living hell, she somewhat cares about him.
121	** When Dai admits to using Android 21 for marketing purposes, she says that even ''she'' thinks that's messed up.
122	** Apparently not even she can stand being in a Disney musical number, as she discovered when Elsa came onto the show. [[Main/DrivenToSuicide It was bad enough to drive her to kill herself along with Kakyoin in order to escape it.]]
123	** For all the grief she gives Kakyoin, not even she is willing to let him be submitted to playing [[Franchise/LeagueOfLegends League of Legends]], saying no amount of sex is worth being forced to play what she describes as a toxic game.
124	* FashionableAsymmetry: {{Downplayed}}. She's seen wearing only one thigh-high sock.
125	* TheGadfly: Ever since her debut, she's done everything she can to mess with Kakyoin. She even ''explicitly'' states she wants to make his life a living hell.
126	* GirlishPigtails: She has her hair tied up into a pair of pigtails.
127	* GreenEyedMonster: She reacts in envy to Makima giving attention to Kakyoin, biting and hitting the table in a jealous rage.
128	* InSeriesNickname: She tends to be called "Red Cap" by Kakyoin.
129	* LetsYouAndHimFight: She has Kakyoin turned into a birdman in order for Samus to kill him. [[{{Subverted}} Unfortunately for her]], Samus just ends up sleeping with him.
130	* NoodleIncident: The Ahsoka episode reveals that she's apparently been in seven cults.
131	* NotSoAboveItAll: She's just as capable of getting excited for the guest waifus as Kakyoin, such as expressing jealousy with him being Makima's "dog", being over the moon in joy at Rouge appearing, or overtly oggling Ahsoka's backside.
132	* OriginalCharacter
133	* PetTheDog: Although she liked to make Kakyoin suffer, she has shown that she cares for him deep down. She expressed concern for him after he got injured by Starfire, and later tried to talk Kakyoin out of signing up for a [[Franchise/LeagueOfLegends League of Legends]] account in exchange for sex with Jinx, saying no one deserves to go through something as toxic as that.
134	* RageBreakingPoint: After getting killed [[Main/DestinationDefenestration three]] [[Main/SuperDrowningSkills different]] [[Main/DuelToTheDeath times]] during Yandere Month, she finally had enough when [[Manga/FutureDiary Yuno]] tries to kill everyone to have Dai for herself.
135	--> '''Daki''': THAT'S IT! I am sick and tired of dealing with you crazy yandere bitches all month! I've been killed in each episode, but today I DO THE KILLING!
136	--> '''Yuno''': [[Main/LaughingMad Laughs hysterically]] I'd like to see you try, you [[Main/KilledMidSentence little-]] ''([[Main/AttackOnTheHeart Gets shot in the heart]])''
137	--> '''Daki''': [[Main/BondOneLiner Bitch, I don't]] ''[[Main/BondOneLiner try.]]'' [[Main/BondOneLiner I]] ''[[Main/BondOneLiner do.]]''
138	* TheSmurfettePrinciple: She's the only girl amongst the three hosts.
139	* WingdingEyes: When she's [[Main/SuperDeformed turned into a Padoru version of herself]], she sports stars in her eyes.

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