Line #72 Characters/TheMostEpicStoryEverToldInAllOfHumanHistory


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3	[[folder:Epic-Man]]
4	!Epic-Man
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6	* CatUpATree: Saves a “poorly drawn alien cat” from falling to its death during the trailer.
7	* FacePalm: Does one in reaction to Epic Fail’s idiocy during TheStinger.
8	* TheHero: As seen when he saves the cat during the trailer.
9	* JumpedAtTheCall: Accepts the superhero role with no hesitation whatsoever during “The Most Epic Superhero Origin Story Ever”.
10	* SuperheroesWearCapes: Wears a red cape.
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12	[[/folder]]
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14	[[folder:Ridiculously Epic]]
15	!Ridiculously Epic
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17	* TheBadGuyWins: The second episode begins with him stating that he [[TakeOverTheWorld took over the world]]. However, he probably ruined this by giving a [[BondVillainStupidity lengthy explanation to everyone about how to organize and take the world back from him.]]
18	* BaldOfEvil: Bald and evil. However, considering that most of the cast is bald, he does not stand out as much as most villains for this.
19	* BigBad: The most prominent villain.
20	* BondVillainStupidity: Decides to spend his [[TheBadGuyWins moment of triumph]] explaining to everyone [[EvilGloating how they could have]] (and still can) stop him with a specific strategy.
21	* TheBully / EvilIsPetty: “Nothing like antagonizing random teenagers for no reason!”
22	* CardCarryingVillain: Refers to himself as “evil” several times during “Ten Steps to Saving the World that Totally Won’t Work”, and has “evil” written across his skateboard in “The Most Epically Inspirational Sports Movie Ever”.
23	* CoolBoard: Rides a skateboard that comes with a turbo engine, SpikesOfVillainy, and [[CardCarryingVillain “evil”]] written across it.
24	* DetonationMoon: Destroys the moon during the trailer.
25	* EvilGloating: The second episode is more or less entirely dedicated to him doing this.
26	* ItsAllAboutMe: It’s usually his attitude in general, but he really takes it up a notch in “The Most Epic Day in the Life at a Soul-Sucking Job” and “The Most Epic Teaching Experience”, where his selfish attitude and need to have his every whim catered to makes it incredibly difficult for the protagonists to get through a day in the life at their jobs.
27	* LargeHam: The biggest one in the cast.
28	* NoIndoorVoice: Screams all of his lines.
29	* RedEyesTakeWarning: Sports evil red eyes.
30	* StarKilling: [[ChewingTheScenery EATS]] the sun.
31	* TakeOverTheWorld: His goal, and as the second episode shows, he succeeded!
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33	[[/folder]]
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35	[[folder: Epic Fail]]
36	!Epic Fail
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38	* DoggedNiceGuy: To Epically Avoids You during “The Most Epic Romance.” Dips into EntitledToHaveYou due to the influence of [[EvilMentor Ridiculously Epic]], but is thankfully talked out of it and gets better by the end. Though he does have to accept that his feelings are not reciprocated and move on.
39	* EpicFail: [[MeaningfulName It’s right in his name!]] The trailer alone includes him going the wrong way to his objective, crashing into a brick wall, slipping on a banana peel when he lands, and then [[MadeOfExplodium blowing up his toaster by trying to warm up his DVD in it]] during TheStinger.
40	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Does not carry the trailer tune very well.
41	* InopportuneVoiceCracking: His voice is cracking constantly.
42	* SideKick: {{Implied}} to be one to Epic-Man.
43	* SuperheroesWearCapes: Like Epic-Man, sports a red cape.
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45	[[/folder]]
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47	[[folder: Little Miss Epic]]
48	!Little Miss Epic
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50	* CoolBoard: Introduced to the series riding on a skateboard.
51	* GirlishPigTails: Sports this hairstyle.
52	* LittleMissBadass: [[MeaningfulName As her name implies]], she is shown capable of skateboarding and jump-roping at the same time.
53	* PinkIsFeminine: Wears a pink shirt.
54	* ValleyGirl: Speaks like this.
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56	[[/folder]]
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58	[[folder: Captain Epic]]
59	!Captain Epic
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61	* CoolOldGuy: Is an old guy and appears laid-back during the trailer.
62	* {{Expy}}: Of [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]].
63	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Doesn’t carry the trailer tune very well.
64	* InspectorJavert: Takes on this role in “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission Ever”. He becomes more concerned with [[IntimidatingRevenueService arresting Epic-Man for being late on filing his taxes]] than [[SkewedPriorities dealing with Ridiculously Epic’s destruction of property]].
65	* PoliceAreUseless: He is the police officer in charge of the crime scene during “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission Ever”, and he ends up antagonizing [[TheHero Epic-Man]] rather than dealing with the person who [[ObviouslyEvil obviously]] caused the crime, Ridiculously Epic, who more or less just gets to leave as a KarmaHoudini.
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67	[[/folder]]
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69	[[folder: Epic Robot Guy]]
70	!Epic Robot Guy
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72	* AmbiguouslyEvil: He doesn’t really do anything evil in the trailer, but due to possessing RedEyesTakeWarning and having a completely apathetic attitude he at least seems like one of the villains. He is officially on the villains’ team as of “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission Ever”, although how evil he actually is still isn’t clear.
73	* TheDragon: Becomes [[BigBad Ridiculously Epic’s]] main assistant as of the fifth episode, “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission Ever”.
74	* DullSurprise: Sings the “epic” trailer in a monotone and seems bored.
75	* FaceHeelTurn: A good guy in “The Most Epic Superhero Origin Story Ever” who becomes a villain by the time of “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission Ever”. This is {{Lampshaded}} InUniverse with the text “he became a bad guy! Dun dun dunnn!” written next to him when he appears.
76	* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Epic Robot Guy begins as a good guy in “The Most Epic Superhero Origin Story”, turns evil before returning in “The Most Epic Crime-Stopping Mission”, stays evil for a few episodes, and then turns good again in “The Most Epic Introspective Journey on a Nautical Voyage”, which continues into the next episode, “The Most Epic Mystical Quest” as well.
77	* HeelFaceTurn: Epic Robot Guy returns to the side of good in “The Most Epic Introspective Journey on a Nautical Voyage”.
78	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Does not carry the trailer tune very well.
79	* KillerRobot: Not confirmed to be evil as of the trailer, but his design includes RedEyesTakeWarning and he seems to not care about anything or anyone in the trailer.
80	* RedEyesTakeWarning: Has red eyes and appears to be an evil robot.
81	* RefusalOfTheCall: During “The Most Epic Superhero Origin Story Ever”, Epic-Man declares his intent to save the world with the help of Epic Fail and Epic Robot Guy. Epic Robot Guy’s response is to run away.
82	* TokenRobot: The only robot member of the cast.
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86	[[folder: Epically Avoids You]]
87	!Epically Avoids You
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89	* ADayInTheLimelight: “The Most Epic Day in the Life at a Soul-Sucking Job” is an episode centered around her.
90	* NiceGirl: Despite everything she has to put up with from [[EntitledToHaveYou Epic Fail]] in “The Most Epic Romance”, she remains kind throughout.
91	* NiceToTheWaiter: Still tips her waiter (the Epic Skatepark Owner) even though she has to leave the restaurant early due to Epic Fail becoming EntitledToHaveYou.
92	* PassionateSportsGirl: Is very focused on her health and fitness in the trailer.
93	* PowerUpFood: Gains big muscles just by drinking water.
94	* TrueBlueFemininity: Wears an entirely blue outfit.
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96	[[/folder]]
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98	[[folder: Epic Skatepark Owner]]
99	!Epic Skatepark Owner
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101	* CoolBoard: Like Little Miss Epic, he is introduced riding a skateboard.
102	* ADayInTheLimelight: “The Most Epic Mystical Quest” is an episode centered around him.
103	* LargeHam: Not as much as [[BigBad Ridiculously Epic]], but he does sing rather loudly and aggressively during the trailer.
104	* NewJobsAsThePlotDemands: Even though he is a skatepark owner, he also shows up to fill the waiter role whenever a restaurant setting appears, and makes a comment hinting he might do construction work as well.
105	* VerbalTic: Sings “bro! bro!” during the trailer instead of everyone else’s “duh! duh!”
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107	[[/folder]]
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109	[[folder: Ridiculously Epic Fail]]
110	!Ridiculously Epic Fail
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112	* BaldOfEvil: Like Ridiculously Epic, he is bald and evil.
113	* BornAsAnAdult: Born as a clone mixture of two adults ([[BigBad Ridiculously Epic]] and [[BumblingSidekick Epic Fail]]) during the events of “The Most Epic Supervillain Origin Story.”
114	* TheDragon: To Ridiculously Epic, along with [[CoDragons Epic Robot Guy]].
115	* EpicFail: The trailer alone includes him [[PokeThePoodle throwing a match at a random TNT box]], blowing it up, and launching himself into a BigRedButton that causes a rain of kittens and sunshine from the resulting explosion. In all, this causes the world to become a happier place, exactly what he DIDN’T want.
116	* EvilCounterpart: To Epic Fail.
117	* HarmlessVillain: His attempt at [[PokeThePoodle “evil”]] (blowing up a random TNT box) ends in failure when he accidentally causes a rain of kittens and sunshine.
118	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Does not carry the trailer tune very well.
119	* InopportuneVoiceCracking: Like his GoodCounterpart Epic Fail, his voice is cracking constantly.
120	* LargeHam: Sings just as aggressively as [[EvilIsHammy Ridiculously Epic]], just with several voice cracks.
121	* ReallyWasBornYesterday: Is born as an adult and already knows how to speak during “The Most Epic Supervillain Origin Story”.
122	* RedEyesTakeWarning: Is evil and has red eyes. [[HarmlessVillain Then again, there’s no reason to be scared of him]] considering [[EpicFail his attempts at evil seem to end up causing good instead.]]
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126	[[folder: Epic Narrator]]
127	!Epic Narrator
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129	* EyeGlasses: Sports a pair of glasses.
130	* {{Narrator}}: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
131	* PerpetualSmiler: Smiles through all of his lines in the trailer.
132	* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Speaks with some sort of undefined European accent.
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