Line #197 Characters/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged


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3	[[folder: OVA - Jotaro and company]]
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5	!!Jotaro Kujo
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7	* AwesomeMcCoolName: Though Star Platinum is a pretty cool name, he still wanted to call his stand "Super Mega Ninja Galvatron Deluxe".
8	* CovertPervert: He shows shades of this, most notably in the Comment Special.
9	-->'''Jotaro:''' You thinking what I'm thinking, kids?\
10	'''Kids:''' Comment special!\
11	'''Jotaro:''' Massive orgy-! Comment special, yeah that's... that's what I meant to say.
12	* {{Determinator}}: He refuses to pull a tacky inspirational InnerMonologue during his fight with Dio, and so has to fight him without pause. When Dio drops an oil tanker on him, he forces himself to continue punching at it and doesn't stop until he hits a gas line and it explodes on top of him.
13	* FeelNoPain: He doesn't seem to even know what pain IS.
14	* GeniusDitz: Abridged!Jotaro isn't that bright most of the time. However, he tricked both Enya and D'Arby, and he spent a good thirty seconds messing with Kakyoin regarding the pronunciation of Hierophant Green; similarly, he trolls Dio into gaying it up for a minute with a single well-placed question. In general, he's also the quickest to solve problems. He may or may not have ObfuscatingStupidity.
15	* HelloInsertNameHere: Subverted. He's able to name his stand in the same manner as characters from early Franchise/FinalFantasy games, but he seems annoyed over the fact that the writers ''made'' him name it "Star Platinum".
16	* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: [[BrickJoke As a throwback to a joke from an early episode]], the finale reveals [[spoiler:[[{{Telepathy}} he can read minds]]]]. Though he has no clue when he was first able to do it.
17	** The "power" in question may stem from a lack of mouth animations Antfish had at his disposal for the scene, forcing him to come up with some explanation for why no one's mouth was moving.
18	* NoodleIncident: "The blood donation from hell" in episode 1. The introductiory interview video for the series clarifies a little more.
19	** Apparently, [[spoiler: Dio wasn't the only one who exploded]] when he killed him with his Jotaro Punch, mentioning that it always happens when he uses it.
20	** Joseph states that he's "not in the mood to [[ImAHumanitarian eat one of his classmates]]...again" when he brings in Kakyoin, meaning they must have done it before
21	* ScrewDestiny: Joseph believed Jotaro could take Dio only if he completed his Shonen Hero Monologue. He refused, and still kicked Dio's ass.
22	* TheStoic: Rarely emotes, though it's unclear if it's because he doesn't like to or isn't bright enough to.
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24
25	!!Joseph Joestar
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27	* BatDeduction: Parodied. He takes [[spoiler:Kakyoin's DyingClue]] and runs with it through an insane series of jumps only end up with a false deduction. Fortunately, Dio doesn't know he's barking up the wrong tree and ends up spilling the beans before Joseph can lay his bizarre theory on him. The leap he makes from there makes no sense either: He deduces that Dio's Stand [[spoiler:has the power to breathe fire.]]
28	-->''"Nrg! I don't have time for this. Wait, Time. Chronos was the god of time in Greek mythology. Greece won the Euro Cup in 2004. [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush George Bush]] was re-elected in 2004. George Bush was impersonated in'' Film/HaroldAndKumarEscapeFromGuantanamoBay. ''Kal Penn is a part of Barack Obama's administration. Creator/WillSmith looks like UsefulNotes/BarackObama. Will Smith's son's going the be in the next'' [[Film/TheKarateKid2010 The Karate Kid]]''... Oh my god I've got it!"''
29	* BigOMG: While it was his CatchPhrase in the manga, in ''Abridged'' it only appears once in Episode 6.
30	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He's odd...it seems to be a familial trait, though Jotaro is much less [[TheStoic animated than he is]].
31	* GoshDangItToHeck: "Dag nabit!" Although he will use much harder swears.
32	* InsaneTrollLogic: Makes a leap of logic that makes him think Dio's Stand [[spoiler: [[BreathWeapon breathes fire]]]].
33	* ImAHumanitarian: It's implied that Jotaro once brought one of his classmates home for dinner.
34	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction[=/=]MinorInjuryOverreaction: Dio stabs him in the throat with a knive. He complains about spraining his ankle.
35	* ShoutOut: Several towards [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]].
36	%%* SilverFox: According to GDILF Magazine.
37
38	!!Muhammad "Avdol" Rafiki Shazir
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40	* BerserkButton: 9/11.
41	** Anything relating to Muslim/Terrorist stereotypes really. Hell, he [[spoiler: ends up at UsefulNotes/McDonalds when he dies, as Joseph predicted.]]
42	** Although all of these act as a sort of inverse, oddly enough. Avdol will always back down when insulted as per the above, even if he is extremely pissy about it.
43	* HairTriggerTemper: In contrast with his main series counterpart.
44	-->'''Avdol:''' Now that we got that out of the way, we can-
45	-->'''Jotaro:''' Pussy.
46	-->'''Avdol:''' You want to take this out in the parking lot, motherf*cker!?
47	* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:Pushes Polnareff out of the way of Vanilla Ice's sneak attack.]]
48	* KillItWithFire: ''Everything''
49	* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "I have learned that the only way to defeat X is to burn it".
50	* RealMenHateAffection: His reaction to Polnareff hugging him.
51	-->'''Get the f*ck off me.'''
52	* StraightMan: Obsession with burning things aside, he's one of the more collected members of the group outside of Kakyoin.
53	* SurprisinglySuddenDeath: [[spoiler:As per the OVA source material, Advol pushes Polnareff away from himself as Vanilla Ice launches his attack and is swiftly reduced to just two bloody arms, to the shock and horror of the other Crusaders.]]
54	* ToBeAMaster: Wishes to become the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Fire Lord]].
55	-->'''Avdol:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I WILL DESTROY THE AVATAR!]]
56	-->'''[[TheCameo Aang:]]''' Oh, hell no!
57	* VitriolicBestBuds: With Polnareff. Avdol doesn't hesitate to tell him [[RealMenHateAffection to get off of him during their more tender moments]], but he has saved Polnareff many times [[spoiler:even at the cost of his own life.]]
58	* WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer: See MadLibsCatchPhrase.
59
60	!!Noriaki Kakyoin
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62	* BerserkButton: Just so you know, he isn't Keanu Reeves. Yes, he mad.
63	* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Started off being controlled by Dio, but after being defeated and having the mind control flesh bud removed he joined the heroes (somewhat reluctantly at first).
64	* CoolShades: Wears them near the end of the series, possibly because of RuleOfCool. Or perhaps an excuse to unleash a barrage of ''ComicBook/XMen'' references.
65	* DyingMomentOfAwesome: [[spoiler:Managed to give Joseph a tip to the secret behind Dio's stand just before he died. [[InsaneTrollLogic Even if he took it the wrong way]]. At the very least, ''Dio'' thought it worked, which led him to give Joseph a little breathing room and eventually reveal it for real.]]
66	* EmoTeen: Not him, but Jotaro gives this AlternativeCharacterInterpretation for Hierophant Green.
67	-->'''Jotaro:''' You said it likes to hide behind hairbangs. Pretty sure that’s what emos do.
68	-->'''Kakyoin:''' That doesn’t mean it’s emo!
69	-->'''Jotaro:''' ([[Music/LinkinPark “Crawling”]] plays in the background) Dude, it is CRYING from its wrists. That is HARD EMO, bro!
70	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: His response to having claws raked over his eyes and face is a calm "ow".
71	* MrFanservice: As Polnareff put it, "He's the only reason women watch this show!".
72	* PrettyBoy: See MrFanservice above. Kakyoin mentally spouted " I am so f*cking pretty" ''in the middle of his and Polnareff's fight with J. Geil.''
73	* StraightMan: Aside from making some references, Kakyoin is almost identical to his manga counterpart.
74
75
76	!!Jean-Pierre Polnareff
77
78	* BigDamnHeroes: ''POLNAREFF ASSIST [[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERF*KER!]]''
79	* ButtMonkey: Even moreso than in the original.
80	* DefeatMeansFriendship: Gets his ass handed to him twice by Avdol, then decides to switch sides by killing Forever to save the heroes in the hopes being with them will give him a better chance of finding his sister's killer.
81	* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: He's the ButtMonkey of the group, but it should be remembered he killed [[spoiler:Forever, J. Geil, and Vanilla Ice, alongside managing to stab Dio through the head during the final battle as an assist.]] Lampshaded by Jotaro [[spoiler:who admits he's more surprised than anything that ''he's'' the only one still alive.]]
82	* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys: Subverted ([[ButtMonkey sometimes]]).
83	* FrenchJerk [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold With a Heart of Gold]]: He's rude, insensitive, a bit of a coward, and a pervert. But he's also got courage and does value his friendships with the others, and comes through for them in the end.
84	* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: [[VocalEvolution Especially as the series goes on]].
85	* ShoutOut: A lot of his lines come from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Spy.]]
86
87	!!Iggy
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89	* BigDamnHeroes: [[Music/JayZ This is anti-Autotune...]]
90	* CatchPhrase: [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Tonight]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ...]] [[SlasherSmile YOU.]]
91	** IronicEcho: [[spoiler:[[DiedInYourArmsTonight Tonight]]... [[TearJerker me.]] ]]
92	* {{Expy}}: Of [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Handbanana]], though thankfully not nearly as deranged.
93	* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Courtesy of Vanilla Ice.]]
94	* SurprisinglySuddenDeath: [[spoiler:Unlike the OVA, where Polnareff realizes that Vanilla Ice survived Iggy's attack and tries to warn him too late, here neither Polnareff nor Iggy realize Ice is alive until Iggy is suddenly bisected out of nowhere.]]
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98	[[folder: OVA - Dio and his underlings]]
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100	!!Dio Brando
101
102	* BigBad: Of the OVA, obviously.
103	* [[CampGay Camp...]] [[AmbiguouslyBi some]][[CampStraight thing]]: He seemed interested in ComicBook/PowerGirl during his auditions for a new recruit, but he was also not aroused at the slightest [[MythologyGag after taking Erina's first kiss]].
104	** Judging by the 2012 series he's [[CombatSadomasochist murder-sexual.]]
105	* DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans: After dropping the oil tanker on Jotaro, Dio begins saying that he'll TakeOverTheWorld, turning it into a virtual hell on earth.
106	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even he's disgusted when one of the comments in the Comment Special mentioned a viewer finding a man getting hooked in the head to be funny. His response?
107	-->'''Dio''': [[NoJustNoReaction Go get therapy]]. Please.
108	* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Just ask N'Doul.
109	* EvilBrit: Well, he ''was'' British in the original source, so the accent is probably deliberate.
110	* KitchenSinkIncluded: Adds a kitchen sink "for comedic effect" to his knife barrage attempt to kill Jotaro.
111	* MakeSureHesDead: He was going to decapitate Jotaro with a stop sign even after Jotaro stopped his breathing and heartbeat ''and'' [[NoDeadBodyPoops soiled himself]] to convince Dio he was dead.
112	* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He's very obviously supposed to sound like Creator/TimCurry, which is viciously lampshaded in the Comment Special.
113	* SophisticatedAsHell: Acts (facetiously) dignified, but among numerous other breaks in the facade, consistently introduces himself abruptly with "Sup, bitches?"
114	* UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler:In the "Epilouge" special, he's back, alive and well, despite exploding and being tossed into the sea. And even made a device that views alternate realities in the process.]]
115	-->'''[[spoiler: Dio:]]''' [[spoiler: I got better.]]
116	* VerbalTic: Refers to himself as "I, Dio". This in turn is a [[ShownTheirWork reference]] to the fact that in the [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Manga]] Dio's dialogue could be roughly translated as "this Dio".
117	* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:Briefly loses it when he learns that Star Platinum can stop time.]]
118
119	!!Forever
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121	* AdaptationalWimp: An odd case in that Forever in the OVA was actually subjected to AdaptationalBadass treatment. In the source material, Forever pretty much gave up after Jotaro managed to nail him with Star Finger while in the OVA it just makes him ''madder'' and he almost killed Jotaro before being struck down by Polnareff. Here, the only reason Forever has a chance of beating Jotaro is because [[AnimalWrongsGroup PETA-Man]] paralyzes him, and aside from killing two {{Red Shirt}}s he's dispatched almost anti-climatically by Polnareff's sneak attack.
122	* OffWithHisHead: By Polnareff who decides he might as well switch sides.
123	* SuperStrength: Kakyoin notes that an orangutan is about five times stronger than a regular human and could easily rip a man's arms off.
124
125	!!Hol Horse
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127	* AmericansAreCowboys: While his origins are not mentioned in the source material, the abridged series made him a type 2 Eaglelander.
128	* BestialityIsDepraved: His cousin, Bill Beauregard II, has been in jail for twelve years "for fuckin' a raccoon".
129	* BlackComedyRape: Aforementioned dreams, which consist of the Series/BlueCollarComedy group raping him. At the end of the episode, [[FromBadToWorse they are replaced by]] [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mr. Popo.]]]]
130	* DeepSouth: He speaks with a very thick accent reminiscent of stereotypical hicks, and mentions having eighteen bloodhounds and a cousin who [[BestialityIsDepraved had sex with a raccoon]].
131	* {{Eagleland}}: A type 2-- the uber-nationalistic boor exaggerated and PlayedForLaughs. He says there are only two kinds of languages: American and non-American, and tells Polnareff to "say hi to Trotsky-Hitler-Bin Laden for me!" when he tries to kill him.
132	* SparedByTheAdaptation: In Episode 5, [[spoiler:Polnareff remarks that despite him clearly ''looking'' dead after Enya's defeat in the OVA, [[OnlyMostlyDead Hol Horse is still breathing and in a coma]]. May be a CruelMercy, as he's left trapped in a dream at the "tender" mercies of [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mr. Popo]]]]. Also fits the manga and the 2014 TV series, in which he did indeed survive, which makes this a case of "Spared by the adaptation ''of'' the adaptation".
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134	!!J. Geil
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136	* DirtyCoward: The moment that Hanged Man is destroyed, he tries to beg Polnareff for mercy. It doesn't work. The fact he insulted his sister one last time while apologizing about killing her didn't help at all.
137	* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: He raped Polnareff's sister before he killed her. [[BlackComedyRape Then he dressed her up like Liza Minelli]] [[ILoveTheDead and raped her again.]]
138	--> "I know, I'm fucked up like that."
139	* VileVillainSaccharineShow: While every other character in the abridged series is comically exaggerated, J. Geil is played completely seriously the entire time.
140
141	!!Enya Geil
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143	* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: She desperately wants Dio. In Episode 2, before Dio speaks, the video gives kids a warning to leave the room before she begins describing him in sexual detail.
144	* CoDragons: With Vanilla Ice.
145	* {{Necromancer}}: Her Stand can manipulate the dead through open wounds. Her Stand even uses voice clips from [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Kel'Thuzad]]
146	* StacysMom: Subverted in that she uses her Stand to disguise herself as this. Her true form is an ugly old hag.
147
148	!!N'doul
149
150	* AlasPoorVillain: Noticeably, the only one of Dio's underlings Jotaro actually seemed a little sad about watching die, making a grave for him and admitting that they could have been allies, even friends if things had been different.
151	* AmbiguouslyGay: Waxes on poetically enough about Dio that Jotaro gets uncomfortable, only to refute Jotaro by saying "Dio Brando's a sexy man."
152	* CatchPhrase: [[WesternAnimation/CloneHigh "Now, I may be blind..."]]
153	* JiveTurkey
154	* NWordPrivileges: "Nigga, ''blind people can't read''!"
155	* SelfDisposingVillain: While in the source material he fatally injured himself intentionally to avoid revealing any info on Dio, here he was trying for one last ditch-attempt to kill Jotaro by attacking where he guessed he was [[AttackBackfire only to hit himself]].
156	* UncleTomFoolery: Milked for as much worth as possible. [[NWordPrivileges Antfish himself is of African descent]].
157
158	!!D'Arby
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160	* TheGambler: His trade as per the original source material, and fully willing to cheat to win.
161	* InsultBackfire: Pulls this on Avdol when he makes a crack about 9/11:
162	-->'''Avdol:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GO! FUCK YOURSELF!]]\
163	'''D'Arby:''' Oh, but I ''did'', good sir! I ''did'' fuck myself. And do you know when I did it? 9/11.\
164	'''Avdul:''' NNNNNNGH!
165	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He's pretty clearly racist against Muslims, since he often pushes Avdol's BerserkButton regarding Muslim stereotypes and 9/11.
166	* RaginCajun: Well, he has the accent at least.
167	* VerbalTic: He has a tendency to stretch out his long o's like "good" or "would". Even when he's having a mental breakdown.
168	* VillainousBreakdown: Just like the original.
169
170	!!Vanilla Ice
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172	* CoDragons: With Enya.
173	* ForTheEvulz: He does it because he's cold... as ice.
174	* HeroKiller: [[spoiler:You could say he put Avdol and Iggy... ''on ice.'']]
175	* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: This version of him actually acts like his namesake.
176
177	[[/folder]]
178
179	[[folder: OVA - Others]]
180
181	!!PETA-Man
182	-->Drawn & Voiced by [=LordQuadros=]
183
184	* AnimalWrongsGroup: Well, DUH. He declares that the homicidal orangutan Forever is a "poor, defenseless, ''violent'' creature" that he needs to protect from the Crusaders, ignores Joseph pointing out that humans are technically animals, and mind-controls Jotaro into helplessness.
185	* NonStandardCharacterDesign / StylisticSuck: When he first appears, he's drawn very badly and poorly shopped into the picture. He looks better in episode 8, although that's probably because he would have HELPED [[spoiler:save Iggy]]... [[YouAreTooLate had he gotten there sooner.]]
186	* WeWillMeetAgain: Declares this after Polnareff kills Forever and he runs away. He ''does'' show back up, but [[TheCavalryArrivesLate too late to do anything]].
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188	[[/folder]]
189
190
191
192	[[folder: Phantom Blood - Main Cast]]
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194
195	!Jonathan Joestar
196	--> Voiced by Antfish
197	* AdaptationalBadass: Come the second episode, Jonathan seems to have mostly gotten over his inadequacies and in a clear display of strength casually backhands Dio through a railing off a balcony after [[NoSell NOT reacting when]] Dio sucker punches him, and Dio seems downright intimidated. In the anime, Jonathan had to tap into UnstoppableRage and took about twice as long to knock Dio down.
198	* AdaptationalWimp: In the original, young Jojo was incredibly strong, athletic, and a good boxer; Dio just happened to be even more skilled. Abridged young Jojo only throws a single good punch when enraged, and is otherwise a complete pushover and a bit of a sissy.
199	* CallingYourAttacks:
200	--> ''YELLOW'' ''WALL'' ''Ripple'' ''OVERDRIVE!''
201	--> ''SILVER'' ''ARM'' ''MELTER'' ''OVERDRIVE''
202	--> ''YELLOW'' ''INSTANT'' ''FACE-TURN'' ''OVERDRIVE!!!''
203	--> ''CITRUS'' ''REVENGE'' ''RIPPLE'' ''OVERDRIVE''
204	* CharacterizationMarchesOn: In the comment special, his voice was WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse-level high pitched.
205	** As of the anime abridgement, he's also Antfish's most realistically (or rather, least caricatured) voiced character yet.
206	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: If his InsaneTrollLogic is anything to go by.
207	* CombatPragmatist: Quite frequently attacks people or runs away while they're busy talking.
208	* GoodOldWays: In a sense, given that he's a NiceGuy who's mannerisms and values are relatively appropriate for his time, while all the other guys his age are douchebags who embrace 21st century memes.
209	* InnocentlyInsensitive: Nonchalantly tells Dio he heard his parents are dead.
210	* InsaneTrollLogic: Believes homosexuals cause typhoons and Batman and Jesus are one and the same, and that science will eventually prove it.
211	* InTheBlood: He retroactively establishes that Joseph's InsaneTrollLogic and Jotaro's complete ignorance of the concept of pain were inherited from Jonathan.
212	* TheJuggernaut: The sound effect of Jonathan approaching is that of a freight-truck.
213	* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "Sweet [famous British person]!"
214	* MrFanservice: He definitely seems to attract fangirls InUniverse.
215	* NiceGuy: In a departure from JJBATAS heroes, he has next to no asshole-moments.
216	* NoNonsenseNemesis: A heroic example. Stopping in the middle of a fight to gloat is [[TalkToTheFist not]] recommended.
217	* QuintessentialBritishGentleman: Constantly reminds people that he's a gentleman. It's why Erina falls in love with him, and why Speedwagon dedicates himself to Jonathan.
218	* SophisticatedAsHell: "[[BorrowedCatchphrase In the words of Zeppeli]]: Go fornicate your mother!"
219	* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: The end of his not quite accurate recollection of the boxing match against Dio.
220	--> '''Jonathan''': ''And neither of us went to our beds crying.''
221	* TalkToTheFist: To Dio, albeit done accidentally since he was monologuing internally on both occasions, in episodes 2 and 3.
222	-->'''Dio''': Never leave yourself ''open'', Jona--
223	-->''Jonathan tackles Dio through a railing''
224	-->'''Dio''': Seriously? Let me finish my sentences!
225
226	! Dio Brando
227	--> Voiced by Antfish
228
229	* BerserkButton: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Don't talk shit about his man-cats.]]
230	* BlatantLies: When asked if he's seen Danny the dog recently. Cut to a frightened Danny trapped in the incinerator.
231	-->".....Nope!"
232	** [[spoiler: He later has Danny fed to an unsuspecting Jonathan, who is visibly shocked.]]
233	* CallBack: [[spoiler:His briefly being haunted by the ghost of David Carradine references an earlier joke Dio made about Carradine "dying during his research.]]
234	* CallForward: Dio is a lot less careful and through when when determining whatever someone is dead, unlike in ''Stardust Crusaders''.
235	** [[spoiler: When he's getting his blood drained, a ghostly image of David Carradine's head appears saying ''"Payback's a biiiitch!"'', referencing Steve Buscemi's later appearance]]
236	* CombatSadomasochist: He clearly gets off on both giving and receiving pain.
237	--> '''George:''' Jonathan, I MURDERED. this cow. in front of her own children!
238	--> [Camera focuses on Dio as a [[SomethingElseAlsoRises "boing"]] sounds]
239	* EvilBrit: Like his OVA self only slightly younger in tone.
240	* EvilGloating: Although only done in his head, which gets him punched by Jonathan while he does it.
241	* ILikeMyXLikeILikeMyY: He likes his steak bloody and full of knives...just like his women.
242	* {{Jerkass}}: Even ''he'' agreed his name was a three letter word for "total dick".
243	* LargeHam: [[spoiler: "'''I REJECT MY HUMANITY!!!'''"]]
244	* TrrrillingRrrs: Does this quite a bit.
245	* VerbalTic: Often uses "I, Dio", much like his OVA counterpart.
246
247	! Erina Pendleton
248	--> Voiced by [=EileMonty=]
249
250	* DefiledForever: She treats Dio's kiss as such. Erina even drinks water out of a puddle to clean her mouth out after Dio kissed her, despite being near a river. Dio's bully underlings lampshade this.
251	* ScreamingWoman: Claims she could only speak in "kyaaah"s and "aaahh"s for seven years after Dio kissed her.
252
253	! Robert E.O. Speedwagon
254	--> Voiced by Antfish
255
256	* {{Camp}}: Speaks in a rather high Pops-esque falsetto.
257	* CallForward: "I'm going to own a helicopter one day!"
258	** “Even Speedwagon can’t have kids!”
259	* {{CloudCuckooLander}}: To put it into perspective, when asked what he wanted to do with a million dollars, he [[CallForward passed up the opportunity to build his own research foundation]] to purchase all of ''{{TabletopGame/CandyLand}}''. Not just the board game, but the actual place.
260	* DefeatEqualsFriendship: He pledges his friendship and eternal loyalty to Jonathan after the latter nearly smashes his head in with a kick that was powerful yet deliberately held back. Also because Speedwagon's hat injured Jonathan's arm. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Yeah]].
261	* TheDitz: He's clueless about an insane number of things.
262	* {{Expy}}: He has the voice and [[CloudCuckooLander mannerisms]] of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'''s Pops. He even says Pops' CatchPhrase at one point ("Good show!").
263	* TheIngenue: He displays many aspects of the trope (obliviousness, cheerfulness, constant and grating urge to be helpful, femininity), which... ''irritates'' Zeppeli to no end.
264	* MadLibsCatchphrase: "Even Speedwagon is (adjective)!", "I, the ever-(adjective) Speedwagon..." and "Speedwagon (verb)s (adjective)ly!"
265	* MysteriousMiddleInitial: If it wasn't just a general exclamation of pain, the "O" in his full name stands for "OUCH! I probably should be flossing more!"
266	* NoblewomansLaugh: Nyo ho ho!
267	* SarcasmBlind: Several of Zeppeli's insults just fly over him.
268	* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: In Episode 3 when Dio comes back to life and they find what happened to the carriage driver.
269	* SweetTooth: Wants to be the "Duke King President" of Candy Land, and came rushing to the Comment Special when he heard Zeppeli say the word "glazed" because he thought he was talking about doughnuts. Even though he doesn't understand Zeppeli's last words of advice to Jonathan about taking care of Erina orally, he still gets excited whenever his innuendos involve sweets.
270	* ThirdPersonPerson: His Catch Phrases.
271
272	! William A. "Glazed in Bitches" Zeppeli
273	--> Voiced by Antfish
274
275	* TheAlcoholic: Only lets Speedwagon join in on the comment special after he offers him copious amounts of wine in return. [[spoiler:It's actually purple tanning oil.]]
276	* BondJamesBond: Introduces himself as thus to Jonathan and Erina:
277	-->'''Zeppeli. William A. Zeppeli.''
278	* CallingYourAttacks: ZEPPELI KNEE!
279	* EroticEating: Inverted; he tells Jonathan to pretend to be eating Jello when "[[DoubleEntendre taking care]]" of Erina. Apparently it works- the man had five wives for a reason...
280	* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Tarkus bisects him, though he manages to stay alive for several more minutes.
281	* ILikeMyXLikeILikeMyY: He likes his wine like he likes his women: 30 years old, in abundance, and smart enough to know when to keep their mouth shut.
282	* {{Expy}}: Of Creator/SeanConnery, specifically combining elements from his days playing Bond and his mentor role in Highlander. [[RuleOfFunny Never mind that Zeppeli is supposed to be Italian and not Scottish]].
283	** When talking about how he likes his wine, Zeppeli even briefly mentions that if anybody, be it normal or "a man with labia flaps as wide as a manta ray" asks him about this, he feels entitled to "lay the smackdown on the bastard."
284	* GroinAttack: Zeppeli is asked to do this to Speedwagon at the end of the comment special. He obliges, especially after he had just learned moments ago that the wine cellar Speedwagon bribed him with in order to stay in the comment special was actually ''purple tanning oil''.
285	-->'''Speedwagon:''' [[CatchPhrase Even Speedwagon]] [[CallForward can’t have kids!]]
286	* {{Leitmotif}}: He has several accompanying tunes from [[Music/LedZeppelin his namesake band]].
287	* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed
288	* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Wishes Speedwagon were a woman so he could hit him.
289	* SacrificialLion: He meets his end right before Phantom Blood's endgame.
290	* SerialSpouse: He's had five ex-wives.
291	* ThroughHisStomach: The only way Speedwagon convinces Zeppeli to keep him on the Comment Special is to reveal the ''massive'' wine room he has. Averted in that [[TheCakeIsALie there actually isn't any wine, just purple tanning oil]].
292	-->'''Speedwagon''': ''You never know when you'll run into half-naked men in need of GLISTENING!''
293	* WouldHitAGirl: He actually refuses to hit Speedwagon because the latter is ''not'' a woman. Not that it would stop him anyways.
294	* YourMom: He delivers a couple to Dio when they first meet.
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301
302	!George Joestar
303	--> Voiced by Creator/Hbi2k
304
305	* TheAlcoholic: "It's almost scotch o'clock!"
306	* BerserkButton: Don't say beef is "just okay", it'll lead to a tirade on how he's only good at steak, and if you suggest to have something else, [[TranquilFury "I think you should leave the table"]]!
307	* BritishStuffiness
308	* BumblingDad: When his steak fetish isn't on.
309	* CatchPhrase: "How do you like your steak?"
310	* CloudCuckooLander: For one thing, he's got a fixation on steak.
311	* DramaticGunCock: When the butler said he was a vegetarian.
312	* ICallItVera: He owns a shotgun with "Joanna Joestar" painted on.
313	* IronicHell: [[spoiler:Doesn't believe in Heaven and Hell, but he does believe in reincarnation and karma. So of course, after a lifetime of murdering cattle, he gets reincarnated as a bull.]]
314	* OneNoteCook: Seems like barbeque and grilled cheese steak are the extent of George's cooking abilities.
315	* RealMenEatMeat: Not to mention they get said meat by killing a cow in front of her children so they grow up filled with vengeance and tasting just as good if not better!
316	--> '''George:''' I want what I eat to have had a mother, dammit!
317	* TranquilFury: "I think you should leave the table!"
318
319	!Dario Brando
320	--> Voiced by Creator/LittleKuriboh
321
322	* AdamWesting: Creator/LittleKuriboh plays a character who's about to be "[[UnusualEuphemism suspended]]", then comes back after a while. [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Ring any bells?]]
323	* AdaptationalHeroism: Downplayed. He's still greedy and tried to loot George Joestar's body, but there's no mention of him being abusive or cruel. In fact, Dio's behavior and dialogue in both series suggest he killed him for no reason. Whether this will remain the case has yet to be seen.
324	* BuriedAlive: [[BlackComedy In this version]].
325
326	!Jack The Ripper
327	--> Voiced by Jessi "Nowacking" Nowack
328
329	* TakeThat: To [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]]]. That said, it seems to be a tongue-in-cheek one, considering he's voiced by [[spoiler:the brony fandom's voice for [[EnsembleDarkhorse Vinyl Scratch]]]].
330
331	!Poco A.K.A British Tom Sawyer
332	--> Voiced by Sarifus
333
334	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: His name in the original series is Poco, but he's addressed and credited as "British Tom Sawyer".
335	* CirclingBirdies: Only the birds are rafts set to the sound of banjos.
336	* TagalongKid
337
338	!Bruford
339	--> Voiced by Lanipator
340
341	* ArrogantKungFuGuy: More of an Arrogant PrehensileHair Guy, but he feels a "parasite" like Jonathan can't stand up to him.
342	* BarbarianLonghair: "IT'S MY ONLY GIMMICK!!"
343	* {{Expy}}/ShoutOut: Is one to [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Chris Jericho]].
344	* HeelFaceTurn: Just like in the original series, when Jonathan defeats him. All the more notable because of who he's an Expy of; Jonathan even says he brought Bruford's "noble [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Lionheart]]" back.
345	* IncomingHam: '''"WE ARE THE GREATEST TAG-TEAM OF THE 16TH CENTURY!"'''
346	* NoIndoorVoice: Being a wrestling parody, it's a given that half his dialogue would require all-caps.
347
348	!Tarkus
349	--> Voiced by Creator/Takahata101
350
351	* CatchPhrase: Has a habit of belting out the "''WEEEEEELLLLLLLLL''" from [[Wrestling/TheBigShow the Big Show's]] theme song.
352	* EvilSoundsDeep: Compared to his partner, Tarkus has a much deeper voice and doesn't undergo a HeelFaceTurn.
353	** [[spoiler: Though when he's about to die, his voice gets higher pitched and starts noticeably cracking.]]
354	* {{Expy}}/ShoutOut: Is one to [[Wrestling/TheBigShow the Big Show]].
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