Line #26 CaptainObvious/WebOriginal


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14	--> All examples found in content native to the internet which are not cartoons or comics are here!
15	* ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'' has an onion actually ''named'' Captain Obvious. He does exactly what you'd expect him to do.
16	* After Bob of ''Blog/AliceAndBob'' gets moved three spaces back in a ''TabletopGame/CandyLand''-esque board game.
17	-->'''Alice''': "Bob, you just got moved three spaces back. I think we're in a board game."
18	-->'''Bob''': "'Yeah, I kinda figured.' [[LampshadeHanging (People love to state the obvious)]]"
19	* In ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' episode on AVGN games:
20	-->'''Nerd''': "You know, there's been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd... which is me."
21	* In ''WebVideo/BradJonesDemoReel'', Admiral Crackers suffers a drug overdose. Braddie says he blames the heroin addict (who left her bag out in the open), and Gretchen says "You ''think''?".
22	* [[http://cheezburger.com/7544587776 This picture]] from Cheezburger.
23	* Clippy/Clippit, the Microsoft Word assistant. "It looks like you're writing X."
24	* From ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19620_the-9-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered-part-2_p2.html regarding]] Harry "Breaker" Morant:
25	-->"But one thing is for sure: Morant was either justified in the execution of two unarmed African prisoners and a German missionary, or he wasn't. We here at Cracked will stand by that statement adamantly."
26	* div_y Bypass The Class
27	-->'''Bypass The Class''': they made it so whenever you eat food you regenerate health
28	* WebVideo/Formula1: During the 2019 [=McLaren=] ''Grill the Grid'' video Lando Norris rings in to answer when the questioner has only said that the [=F1=] driver they're supposed to be identifying "was born in-" Carlos Sainz looks incredulously over at his laughing teammate and says "I know someone who was born." Unsurprisingly Carlos wins the round.
29	* Froge from Froghand considers this to be the case with one of Platform/{{Steam}}'s selling points:
30	--> "Steam syncs all your games". No shit. No fucking shit. If I log onto Google, it syncs all my preferences. If I log onto Neocities, it save all my sites. If I log onto my VPN, it saves my account information. If I log onto e621, it saves all my porn. ''No fucking shit'' that Steam saves all my games - that's what it's supposed to do! If it didn't, and I spent money on a product that I couldn't even use on my own account, then that would be ''scam'', and then they would lose all of their business in a day because they didn't deliver on the goods that they are legally supposed to deliver.
31	* Used in Egoraptor's flash series ''WebAnimation/GirlchanInParadise'':
32	-->'''Kenstar:''' Wow, she's so beautiful...\
33	'''Yusuke:''' You're only saying that because she looks exactly like a pretty girl.\
34	'''Kenstar:''' That would be why I said it.
35	* A lot of the WebVideo/HydraulicPressChannel's appeal derives from Lauri's extremely deadpan, broken-English, Finnish-accented way of stating the obvious, like when something explodes under his press.
36	-->'''Lauri:''' (while filming [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7Ie3wln2g a rollercoaster ride]] using his [=GoPro=]) "I think my filming is bit shaky!"
37	* ''WebVideo/TheIrateGamer'' falls into this at times, such as when he pointed out that if you get past level one, you'll advance to level two. He also likes to circle things that are in plain sight, notably main characters, enemies, and items that everyone can see.
38	* In ''40 Fascinating Facts about Money!'' by [[WebVideo/MatthewSantoro Matt Santoro]], Matt mentions committing murder, and does an EvilLaugh. He then says, [[AndThatsTerrible "That's not right".]]
39	* Website/TheOtherWiki's article about ghost shirts: "The vests did not work as promised, and consequently 153 Lakota Sioux died, with 50 wounded and 150 missing at the Wounded Knee Massacre."
40	* In one list episode of ''WebVideo/OutsideXbox'', Andy claims that the statement "The enemies in ''VideoGame/TheEvilWithin'' are [[NightmareFuel not very pleasant]]" won him an Obvious Statement Award.
41	-->'''Andy:''' (tears of joy) Can't believe I finally took home an Obvy!
42	* A lot of streamers and Lets Players fall into this trap. Since a lot of people put them on as background noise or [[FillingTheSilence the person doing the video can't be silent for more than a few seconds]], this often leads to the them pointing out the obvious. This comes off as rather patronising to people who ''are'' watching and can clearly see.
43	* Nearly everyone that is allied with Franchise/WinnieThePooh in ''Pooh's Adventures''. They often state the obvious of what's going on. One example is in [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]] and friends go on a WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot, where the knights bring in Lionel's body, one of them thinks that Kayley would be heart broken.
44	* ''WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer'' makes fun of ''WebVideo/TheIrateGamer'''s Captain Obvious sayings and circling of things in plain sight. TRG circles very easy to see things, to the point of circling the main character in ''VideoGame/CoolSpot'' with ''six'' arrows pointing at it. He also points out things the viewer can plainly see, like mentioning that each stage is harder than the last.
45	* Captain Obvious is an OverlyLongGag on Website/{{Uncyclopedia}} saying something [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin obvious]] [[OnceAnEpisode on every single Article.]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Captain Oblivious]] is probably also there, but he's not sure. His (CaptainObvious') biography may be found [[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_obvious here]]. (Click the link to read it).
46	* ''Series/TheWeather'': The transitional blurbs give a lot of "helpful" information, such as "A tornado is bigger and stronger than any one person", "When a thunderstorm is born, it's wet and makes a bang", and "If the sun is up in the sky, then you know it's day."
47	* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': "[[EasilyImpressed Oh my god, a giant rock!]] It's a rock and it's giant!"
48	* The Website/{{Questden}} [[InteractiveComic Interactive Comic]] ''Webcomic/AsteroidQuest''[='s=] bonus material has an [[https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/68983.html#69824 article]] for a certain alien race to maximize their chance of [[LosingYourHead surviving decapitation]]. One paragraph about using UsefulNotes/SignLanguage (since you're now deaf, mute and blind) warns about stating the obvious:
49	-->Don't worry about any international hand signs for "please help my head is gone". [You are], in fact, already making the international sign for "help my head is gone". ''Your head is actually fucking gone'' and that is pretty much a better signal than silly hand gestures could ever hope to be.
50	* Code Bullet uses one of these in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDNdOU_wvk Making Hill Climb Racing Part 2]].
51	-->Evan: People aren't as heavy as cars are.
52	-->Caption: Fun facts with CB
53	* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'': Discussed in his review of ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'':
54	-->"The development of ''Duke Nukem'' can best be equated to some guys trying to build a house opposite a boat on a river. Unfortunately, legendary superhero CaptainObvious wasn't available to explain that the boat is always going to have moved on by the time the house gets finished, isn't it?"
55	* An old meme you can still find floating around involves a picture of a 'protestor' (more than likely a troll) at a right-wing rally against gay marriage, holding a huge sign that simply said "Homosexuals Are Gay".

Context CaptainObvious / WebOriginal