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1	* From ''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2013/03/19/dark-science-25/ "The Turncoat"]]'', Mathias Melchior (of the Department of Opposition) staring down two of the Dark Scientists who are there to kill him and Mr. Bogan for "meddling in affairs beyond [their] comprehension."
2	-->'''Melchior:''' It should be evident, Mr. Bogan, that your survival window is narrowing. Take heed of that remarkable cowardice and ''' ''run''.'''
3	-->'''Bogan:''' I don't- What's your angle? Why are you helping me?
4	-->'''Melchior:''' I do not help, Mr. Bogan.
5	-->''Pulls a remote detonator from his belt revealing one of his [[{{Mook}} mooks]] held by the Scientists is a robot.''
6	-->'''Melchior:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I oppose.]]
7	-->''Cue Explosion.''
8	* And from ''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2014/07/24/dark-science-33/ "Light and Dark"]]'', after a strange dream-vision and after having her ass kicked straight to the curb, Kimiko only has one response to Leviathan's tirade. She rises to her feet, the subcutaneous wiring on her back lighting up as the heat sears away the back of her shirt, her left eye glowing an inhuman gold as her amulet settles itself about her neck and she glares at him to proclaim:
9	-->'''Kimiko:''' There's a voice in my head. White hot and deafening. And I can only make out one thing: '''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Burn.]]'''
10	* In ''[[http://dresdencodak.com/2015/06/15/dark-science-48-final-form/ "Final Form"]]'', Kim makes a deal with the robots of Nephilopolis and transplants her brain into a fully synthetic body.
11	* [[http://dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_057.html "No more handouts."]] Kimiko finally gets over her Daddy issues.
12	* Yvonne and Asmodea are on a pretend date (actually meeting up with Bogan) when Asmodea's fiance through an ArrangedMarriage (voted by Asmodea's fans) shows up and tells them that he has paperwork making them cousins, because [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Asmodea suddenly liking girls when she hasn't before would go against her brand image and be seen as "pushing an agenda"]]. After noticing that Asmodea is clearly uncomfortable with her fiance, Yvonne uses her familiarity with the bureaucracy to declare the paperwork making them cousins invalid, before tricking the fiance into giving her a 6 million credit bribe that does ''nothing'' except fill her pockets. While the fiance is left in the dust grieving the loss of such a huge sum, Yvonne picks up a very flustered Asmodea and declares that she's taking her girlfriend on a date to the aquarium.

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