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1	* [[EscapedFromHell Out of the bowels of hell he sailed]] / [[MundaneMadeAwesome Wielding a tankard of freshly-brewed ale!]]
2	** [[BoozeBasedBuff With the power of ale, he could not fail!]]
3	* [[Series/LazyTown Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!]] [[SugarWiki/MostWonderfulSound You are a Pirate!]]
4	* 'You put your faith in Odin and Thor/we put ours in cannons and whores'
5	* The finale of "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid".
6	-->[[AC:"Thunderous volleys from our thirty-two pounder gun strike the beast, as our vessel moves in for the killing blow. From the bow of the ship the great harpoon is fired, [[EyeScream impaling through the monster's cursed eyes.]] With a final scream of terror, [[KrakenAndLeviathan Leviathan]] rears up in defeat, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and is vanquished for all eternity!]]"]]
7	** Similarly, [[BadassBoast the chorus]]-
8	-->''Deathsworn, oathbound- on a quest for vengeful slaughter''
9	-->''We sail to the Halls of Doom, with the Black Flag raised in the sky''
10	-->''Deathsworn, oathbound- [[BlasphemousBoast no God shall be our Master]]''
11	-->''We sail to the Halls of Doom, '''WITH THE BLACK FLAG RAISED IN THE SKY!'''''
12	* The pirate from ''Wooden Leg'' [[HandicappedBadass loses all four of his limbs]] but ''still'' manages to later defeat the Japanese man who cut off his arms. During the duel he screams vocals so harsh their basically DeathMetal.
13	* ''1741 - The Battle of Cartagena'' is a display of how awesome their HorribleHistoryMetal can be.
14	-->'''[[BigBadassBattleSequence The Skies are burning with thunder! The Seas ablaze in flame!]]'''!
15	-->'''[[BigBadassBattleSequence Set the course to Cartagena, HISTORY'S WRITTEN TODAY!]]'''
16	* It's leads to a BittersweetEnding, but the narrator's efforts throughout ''Man The Pumps'' make operating a ship's water pumps sound badass and heroic, as he's the last pump man standing and ends up being the sole reason that their insanely leaky ship survives a journey through a massive storm, even if [[HeroicSacrifice it costs him his life]].
17	-->''The pumpy quest ahead of me was ominous and grim\
18	Our ship was sinking rapidly, the red tide flowing in\
19	I battened down the hatches, prepared to do what's right\

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