Line #48 Awesome/Jerma985


1	* The gameplay that the deleted video "[[https://youtu.be/kuacnWFZs00 TF2 - The Taunt Workshop?]]" was played over. On the final stage of Gold Rush, Jerma as a RED Demoman keeps BLU team from reaching the cart and chases them all the way back to spawn in one life. He even gets four Half-Zatochi kills in a row, but upon death is autobalanced to BLU team. Who, remember, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard have been pushed all the way back to spawn thanks to him]]. So what does Jerma do? Push all the way back for them and lead to BLU team to victory!
2	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwNPH-ULKKM TF2 - Cactus Canyon Spy Man]]" ends with Jerma having earned five dominations as a Demoman, as a well as a pretty epic Spy spree in the beginning.
3	* Any time Jerma manages to beat STAR_, which happens more than you'd expect if you've only seen STAR_'s videos.
4	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxLa2vfhjm4 TF2 - Barn Spy]]" shows just how deadly Jerma can be as a Spy.
5	-->'''Jerma:''' 62 points?! When the fuck did that happen?
6	* On "[[https://youtu.be/v9rOHZnMff8?t=1m51s A Typical Day On Dustbowl]]," the enemy BLU team is pushing onto the final control point with ''two'' Ubercharge pairs and almost the entire rest of the team following. In a last ditch effort, Jerma activates his Phlogistinator with full Mmmph...[[OhCrap just as the Ubercharges end]]. He then plows through the attackers, [[CurbstompBattle wiping out all 10 present BLUs in 6 seconds]]. The one survivor who comes in afterwards is blown up immediately.
7	* Jerma managing to shoot down a police helicopter with a handgun while riding in the car of somebody who DrivesLikeCrazy in [[https://youtu.be/uC-s_UNX8y0?t=194 GTA Online - Where Is The Love?]], Jerma himself is genuinely impressed that he actually managed to do it.
8	* The Rat Movie sequel sees the return and immediate defeat of Gerrard the guardian, when he is swept away randomly by a plane. Moments later, he rides the plane right into the skeleton monster, and proceeds to [[HeroicSacrifice battle it to the death]] until the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Giant Rat can destroy the Noah's Ark Toothbrush.]] An impressive CallBack to Gerrard's hilariously anti-climactic death in the first movie.
9	* The Jerma Wrestling Federation is prime Awesome material:
10	** Cap'n Crunch's appearance in Jerma Rumble 2. Upon entering the ring all the other wrestlers are invigorated, and the battle ramps up in intensity. Cap'n Crunch then goes on to defeat The Egg and win the Rumble.
11	** The set-up for Jermania 2014 is perfect. Cap'n Crunch is mysteriously absent from the championship match, forcing Jerma to go up against his rival Glue Man instead. However, Cap'n Crunch ends up crashing the match anyways, singing and dancing through the audience, and decisively defeating both Jerma and Glue Man.
12	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlD-Qkt92I Jerma Rumble 3.]] Throughout the first half of the rumble, Demon Lord Zeraxos casually tosses various fighters into Hell, much to the horror of Jerma himself. [[BigDamnHeroes Then comes Mr. Sneak Man, who kicks him out of the ring,]] [[HeroicSacrifice getting both of them eliminated]] [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and turning the ruler of hell into a whining, beaten up mess.]]
13	*** Bat Boy, who Jerma has constantly berated and mocked as the absolute worst character he has created, sticks in the Rumble for quite a while and even eliminates at least two opponents. Jerma himself admits to being impressed.
14	*** Gabe Newell's return. After being snubbed for victory twice in the previous Rumbles, he returns with his beard grown out and charges into the ring like a wild animal. Unfortunately, he is snubbed again by The Pencil's low blow, and has yet to return to the Jerma Wrestling Federation.
15	** Dr. Oetker's impressive performance in Jermania: Stream Edition, including his double-elimination out of nowhere on Agent 47 and the Time Serpent.
16	** The climactic battle between JEX and the Green Screen, which takes up the latter half of Jermania: Late Edition and ends in a cage match between the powered-up Super JEX and the Blue Screen of Death, the Green Screen's ultimate form.
17	* Jerma has done a share of live action sketches, but nobody expected this: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bOsA93yYFk Jerma Rumble Live Action.]]
18	** Despite his absolutely lackluster track record, Glue Man ''dominates'' for his first few minutes into the match.
19	** Short on wrestlers, the EMT is called into the ring as a last minute replacement. [[CrazyPrepared He immediately throws off his coat, revealing a wrestling leotard, and jumps into the fight.]]
20	** Pac-Man eliminates the [[KnightOfCerebus murderous Magician]] by lightly shoving him out of the ring. [[AchievementsInIgnorance Just so he could take his seat.]]
21	** [[TheDreaded Demon Lord Zeraxos]] returns and decides to destroy the entire stadium with a spell in revenge for not being invited. The day is saved this time by the Apple, who drags him back stage. Considering that Zeraxos doesn't come back, [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome it's safe to say some shit went down.]]
22	** The Two Person Horse proves a formidable opponent, holding off three fighters with a constant spin attack and de-attaching its back half so it can continue fighting when its front half is thrown out of the ring. It almost would've been the winner if the back half hadn't gotten cocky and left the ring to taunt the front half while forgetting about the Disco Diaper's dead body.
23	** Granpda returns from the dead with a stash of new, demonic powers, and completely dominates the battle, toying with the few remaining fighters until he succumbs to a real heart attack.
24	* In ''Battle of the Bot Boys,'' Star_ uses an almost untouchable robot covered in spinning spikes to utterly decimate Jerma's wonky, self made robots. Once Star_ is confident that the robot is unstoppable, Jerma switches to his self made, clunky ''showerhead robot'' from earlier in the video. Cue CurbStompBattle... [[ThrowTheDogABone in Jerma's favour.]]
25	** Even better. [[IAmNotLeftHanded Star_ decides to fight him for real this time,]] and Jerma not only beats him again, but makes him RageQuit.
26	--->'''Jerma:''' Somebody's getting what they call, Fucked Up!
27	* Jerma [[RunningGag beat Dark Souls 3]] ''on stream''.
28	* Playing through VideoGame/DemonsSouls, Jerma faces off against [[ThatOneBoss the Flamelurker]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6W7OHOnfM4 and beats it first try.]] The chat that day was in pure and utter disbelief.
29	-->'''Jerma:''' And who says I can't fucking play video games, huh?! Which one of you said it? Which one of you said I was fucking-- couldn't play fucking Dark Souls games, who said it? ''First try.''
30	* When Jerma was invited to play Intruder with [[LetsPlay/Criken2 Criken and his crew]], at first he was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZj7oRUHB38 completely out of his depth]] given Criken' gang's penchant for roleplaying. But that quickly changes as Jerma's own knack for roleplaying and silly voices [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVR0O_DcgWI lets him match quips like no one's fool]], even headlining a skit where he's a very trigger-happy banker.
31	-->'''Jerma:''' ''following several C4 satchels being blown up under the enemy team'' Did I mention? Nyuck nyuck nyuck! It's explosive money, son! C'mon now!
32	* [[https://youtu.be/IM0oUb689Y4?t=924 The Goldmen]] ends with Jerma [[BavarianFireDrill managing to convince Criken's team to take him along.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner And then this happens]]:
33	-->'''Jerma:''' Do you guys know what it's called when a, uh, when you go to a bank and you have to give them something to get a loan? [...] [[BuffySpeak I have to put something up to the bank to be able to do it.]]\
34	'''Criken:''' ...Collateral?\
35	'''Jerma:''' ''(wipes out the entire OXS team with his M16)'' ...[[BondOneLiner That's right.]]
36	** What's extra special is that, due to how long it took Jerma to get his punchline, [[JustInTime he pulled this off right as the round ended]].
37	* From his ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'' streams, beating both ''Jevil and Spamton NEO'', the {{superboss}}es of their respective chapters (with some fans even comparing the former to the memetically hard Sans fight in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''), on his first try. ''Blind.''
38	* Winning a round of VideoGame/PlayerUnknownsBattlegrounds on a janky, cracked iPad.
39	* Jerma performed surprisingly well during the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=182akC0kgIg light gun game stream]], completing many shooting challenges that required extreme precision and speed. This resulted in the creation of JEX, Jerma's alter ego who is actually good at video games.
40	* While playing The Coin Game, an arcade simulator game, Jerma finally succeeded at multiple difficult gambling games after spending way too long trying to beat them. The first victory was a chicken game where he had to get a ball to reach a specific peg, and the second was during a later stream where he completed a gambling game while his vision was obscured by a mountain of tickets piling up on top of the machine.
41	* During the Vinesauce's 2019 charity stream, Joel in his yearly Vinewrestle segment gets invaded by Jerma, who then proceeds to enter himself in the roster. He then proceeds to win the belt three times.
42	* The entirety of the legendary [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoVXE8Q0BEk Carnival Stream]]. Many months in the making, Jerma set up an entire carnival for all of the Twitch chat to participate in by typing different commands for around five hours. It was an incredibly original idea for a Twitch stream that went surprisingly smoothly, and the Twitch chat themselves had some awesome moments in this one too.
43	** Surprisingly, the chat managed to dunk Jerma in the dunk tank segments a total of five separate times. An amazing feat, considering over 10,000 people were trying to control a ball-launching machine simultaneously.
44	** The chat [[https://youtu.be/OoVXE8Q0BEk?t=844 hitting Jerma in the face with a frog]] during the frog launch segment on their first try, much to Jerma's amazement.
45	** Among the many things Jerma did to prepare for the carnival, one of them was hiring two actual clowns named Cuddles and Polite Polly whose entertainment held up surprisingly well.
46	** Another great feat of the chat was [[https://youtu.be/OoVXE8Q0BEk?t=4302 grabbing a toy in the claw machine]] on their first try.
47	** Jerma also [[https://youtu.be/OoVXE8Q0BEk?t=3817 fist-fought a robot]] that was allegedly programmed to throw uppercuts on chat's command. Although the robot had many "limitations", the thought of Jerma fighting a robot controlled by thousands of people is amazing.
48	* The 2019 New Years stream, which was a special edition of the [=JermAwards=] where Jerma also got to look back at the entire decade of the 2010s. An avalanche of viewers attended the stream and Jerma was swarmed with subs and donations, bringing him close to TearsOfJoy multiple times and creating a grateful and heartwarming atmosphere. Any Jerma viewer would be excited to hear that the Rats won the award for Best Joke of the Decade.
49	* During the famed ''Vegas Stakes'' stream (featuring Mr. Green), Jerma wins a lottery of $9,500 by chance. What was his winning ticket numbered? 98955. Uncanny how similar it was to his username, [=Jerma985=].

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